#namjesus

[iamkookiesforyou]

I think namjoon is trying to kill us.

Kim Namjoon what the actual fuck??????????

[littlemessyjessi]

Hello, whores.

I've come to be a bother again.

So today on this holiest of days.... I have something to give you.

But first!

We pray!

Dear Namjesus, our most holy (and tired) father...

We come to you again asking the strength and patience that only you could possess.

Duh, you put up with 6 heathens on a regular basis.

Anyway.

We ask for strength and patience.

We call upon the blessed St. Hoseok and ask that he may bring the hobi water for our trifling thirsty asses.

We call upon the spirit of the moon, the beautiful and mighty Seokjin to keep us calm during these trying times.

Lastly we call upon the absolutely unshakable strength of Park Jimin's thighs so that we may remain resolute in our fight.

Behold!

It's a sexy bitch!

Yeah, I said it!

Kim Taehyung out here just being unreasonably husband material.

Attacking me for no damn reason!

You're just plain rude, Sir. Rude.

But I'll forgive you. Because you're oh so very wonderful.

Anyway, I had to suffer so I took ya'll along with me.

Ok, love you, bye!!!!!

[jkjmbtsarmy]

WHO DID THIS?!? Who made it in color?! Why!?

I have so much to say about this…now that I’ve slightly processed it..my brain is still mush..don’t get me wrong…but…okay…

I don’t know if I should thank Jimin…s m @ c k Jimin..

The size difference…oh man holy shit….like..I knew Kook had broad shoulders/back but…namjesus…I mean Jimin said he would show us all of his moon tat..didn’t think it would be like this…just..Jimin did you get one from the front? If so can we have it?

Happy birthday Jungkook…more like happy day ARMY.

[vvh0adie]

I HAVE A DREAM THAT KOOKIE WILL WEAR TWO LIL’ PLAITS WITH BOWS AT THE END AND TWO HAIR CLIPS ON THE SIDES! ONLY THEN WILL THE CHILDREN OF BORAHAE BE LIBERATED FROM THE TREACHERY THAT IS MILITARY ENLISTMENT!

— Preacha Plym

when will jungkook decide to finally braid his pretty hair

[cheriwritesig]

may the lord (namjesus) help the devils win cause lukey boy is playing AND I CANT FUCKING WATCH,, y'all do me a solid and like tag me in pics and gifs from todays game?? 👉👈👉👈 (👯‍♀️🎀← us if you do it)

[onlyswan]

happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡ happy birthday ♡

That's 27 times for your birthday today!!!!! We luv you so much artieeeeee!!! 💓

May Lord Namjesus bless you so that you get to meet your beloved muse jungkook and all your cutsie little wishes from your pwetty little brain come trueeeee!!!

omg stoppppp you are so adorable !!!! 🥺 i love you x27 :") 💗💗💗 THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! i’ll think of you when my wishes come true hEHEHE

[borathae]

oh my namjesus that sa tae is a whore ask made me so dshjfgsdjfgjsd h o r n y

please i want him to fuck me so so bad i cum so hard and pass out so i forget all my problems and just sleep like a baby djshfkjdshk

No but he would actually do that and he'd be cocky about it. Wiping your tears or drool away and cooing all about "aw did you get messy, my darling? Oh, I'm sorry am I fucking you too good? Mhm?" all while he is drilling his cock into you

MFADFA HE IS SUCH A COCKY SLUT I NEED HIM FNADFN

[vvh0adie]

LOL IM SORRY

i will forgive you my brotha in purple

now bow your head as we commence your repentance

may namjesus touch upon jai and relieve them of their transgressions.

*rocks back and forth praying* yes lawd! cleanse them of these demons

OHBASHATA!

*calms down and fixes robe*

now turn to your neighbor and say “Boranghae.”

[canyouhearthevoices]

ATEEZ Theory Tidbits Episode 14: HALATEEZ? TREASURETEEZ? THE WORLDTEEZ? FEVERTEEZ?

Aka, Casper struggling with the ATEEZ storyline.

You know, I like to say that TXT’s storyline has DID. And if TXT’s storyline has DID, ATEEZ themselves have DID. Although they were introduced to us in very normal terms through TREASURE, the arrival of Zero to One and HALA HALA changed that - there was an alternate version of ATEEZ, likely from a different universe/timeline, who seemed able to possess the original members. They were darker, self-destructive, and more than likely traumatised. When they appear, ‘original’ ATEEZ describe feeling like they’re going to explode, or fire imagery. And also going crazy.

And then FEVER happened. And we all thought that they were HALAteez, as they had been dubbed. But then there were suggestions that they weren’t. And then the same thing happened again with THE WORLD. So what in the name of Namjesus is going on? Only Hongjoong knows. And let’s be honest, even the people who seem sure of their interpretations of the storyline are probably completely wrong. Because ATEEZ are like that. And I’m not here to be certain about the storyline. I’m here to stare reaaaaaally hard at Hongjoong’s armband and talk about media history and the random things that noone else talks about. And that’s okay.

So, let’s talk about the four current versions of ATEEZ - who the hell are they? What are they about? Are there four versions? More? Who is HALAteez? Does HALAteez even exist? And what do I wish was the case?

All of that is below the line.

What I wish would happen

You know how in the Diary Film, they talked about the universe splitting in 8? I would absolutely love it (and think it would be interesting and poetic) if there were 8 versions of ATEEZ, one for each member/fragment of the universe. So, who is which one?

Well, to be honest I don’t know. The only one I would put down for certain is HALATEEZ being from Hongjoong’s section - they are what we all generally consider the actual original version of ATEEZ, thus it makes sense that they are the product of the Captain. They’re also the traumatised ones - remember ‘Precious,’ which most people consider the HALAteez version of ‘Treasure,’ where Hongjoong is left alone with the Treasure, the rest of the members dead. I mean, I could potentially go on. But I feel like it’s a natural conclusion to come to. Especially since HALAteez seem to communicate with Hongjoong the most, Hongjoong is the one who understands what’s going on in the storyline, and I am a big fan of the insane Hongjoong messing up the universe theory. 

As far as the other ones?

I like FEVER as Yeosang - he’s the one who is arguably the main character of the segment - a contender for the author of ‘Dear Diary,’ and with a continued story throughout the series, from INCEPTION to Deja Vu, The Real, and Turbulence. Not to mention how he was highlighted in that era - got a lot of ending fairies and centre time in ending poses. 

TREASURE - I’m thinking Yunho, Mingi or Jongho - Jongho is the maknae and thus by default is considered more innocent than the others. TREASURE is the era where the group is new to the world - thus why it is the era we were introduced to them in. They are discovering things like the Guardians, HALAteez, other universes, and more. Jongho by default would match this description. But I like more evidence than just age. And if I had to pick someone else, it would probably be Yunho or even Mingi. Both Yunho and Mingi have roles in the storyline based on directing the other members towards their goal - while YUnho is ‘pointing’, Mingi is the one who keeps the pace. TREASURE was about travelling a lot, both literally and metaphorically, and they are the members who best represent this. There could be arguments for either, although, with how hard Mingi was pushed as a rapper and an intimidating, cool member, and how he had centre parts in songs like ‘WAVE,’ he probably has more evidence in his favour.

THE WORLD - well, I’m feeling a pretty solid Seonghwa. We were introduced to THE WORLD after the end of FEVER through the transitional single ‘Don’t Stop,’ which showed Seonghwa leading the group in Hongjoong’s absence. Although we haven’t had much THE WORLD era content, Seonghwa has been highlighted in the storyline - both in ‘Guerrilla’ and ‘Halazia’ through the styling and cinematography. He literally starts ‘Halazia’ with Hongjoong and gets multiple killing points in the choreographies of both songs, including directing the group in ‘Halazia,’ and being the one in the MV to get arguably the coolest and most memorable set. Not to mention he’s the one who has the Jesus allegory - a literal leader and saviour? Sure, ‘Halazia’ and the Spin off album aren’t an actual part of THE WORLD - that’s why it’s a spin off. But I would consider it a peripheral part of the THE WORLD era, the same was I would consider Don’t Stop the bridge between FEVER and THE WORLD, and ‘Dreamers’ part of FEVER. So yes, we have indeed been seeing a lot of First Mate Hwa lately.

Interesting things about the above;

This would also suggest that Yeosang and Yunho’s dimensions are connected, as Hongjoong has said that FEVER and TREASURE are in the same universe. Although goodness knows where he/KQ are going with that.

Hongjoong says we only have less than half of the storyline released, so this fits the idea that there will be 8 versions of ATEEZ, one for each member. First, we know that the number 8 is hugely important to the group. It is also highly likely that each album series follows a different version of the group, so makes sense that we’ve seen four of eight, and thus a bit less than half of the storyline.

And now that I’ve looked through all of this and come up with Hongjoong, Yeosang, Yunho, and Seonghwa as potential candidates, I wonder - if they are going in rough age order?

I mean, goodness knows where ATEEZ are actually going with their storyline, but it’s interesting to look at.

So, what do we know about each of the groups so far?

TREASURETEEZ

Aka what most of us consider the ‘original’ ATEEZ, although they probably aren���t, chronologically.

Introduced in; ‘Pirate King’ and ‘Treasure.’

Key tracks; ‘Intro: Long Journey,’ ‘Outro: Long Journey,’ ‘WAVE,’ ‘Say My Name,’ ‘WONDERLAND,’ ‘ILLUSION,’ ‘UTOPIA,’ Answer,’ ‘Treasure,’ etc.

Characteristics; Sand, the flying pirate ship, friendship, the phases of the moon, dreams and illusions, utopia, time travel, phases of the moon, water and fire, wonderland, Peter Pan/Alice in Wonderland/other classics, the Treasure, good vs evil, names and ATINY etc.

Summary; It’s ‘Pirates of the Carribean’ but mixed with both fairy tales and old, deeply disturbing, Gothic media. Pretty much summarises ATEEZ’s storyline as a whole.

TREASURETEEZ are, as I said, what most people consider the ‘original,’ since they were the version of the group we were introduced to first. But that’s the only reason. Actually, in the storyline, it seems that TREASURETEEZ come in only in the middle, or towards the end. They seem more ‘bland’ than the other versions, mostly out of necessity of introducing the fandom slowly to the complexities of ATEEZ’s storyline. But they do have their own unique aspects. For instance - the flying pirate ship, which has only been seen in ‘Don’t Stop’ since the TREASURE era. Or the idea of the search for the Treasure, which has been an underlying theme of the whole story, but which was especially key to TREASURETEEZ. Additionally, their concepts of travelling (shown through the many locations of their MVs), fantasy, and utopia/illusions/dreams, while important to the other groups, were far more heavily emphasised for TREASURETEEZ. Partially due to their originality and being the first, they remain super iconic and laid the groundwork for the other groups to follow. But honestly, we haven’t really heard from them in at least a year, so it’s interesting but also kind of sad to think about them now...

HALATEEZ

Introduced in; ‘HALA HALA.’

Main/key songs; arguable, but I would say ‘Desire,’ ‘From,’ ‘Precious,’ ‘HALA HALA,’ and ‘Answer: Ode to Joy.’

Actual name: Suicide Squad

Characteristics: Black pirates, the fedoras, chains etc (the Gothic pirate outfit that is mandatory ATEEZ concert atire), masks, gloves, the box, conflict with the Guardians, showing up and helping the other versions of ATEEZ, explosions, fire, insanity, self-destruction and harm, the Cromer, illusions and dreams, chaos and imprisonment, etc

Summary: They are literally Mr Hyde, but... weirder.

HALATEEZ, as they have been (incorrectly) dubbed were introduced as Jekyll-and-Hyde-type villains for TREASURETEEZ in their second comeback. They showed up randomly, seemingly caused a whole bunch of conflict and killed some people, and skedaddled again. We saw glimpses of them in ‘ILLUSION’ and ‘WONDERLAND,’ in different forms, and they returned in full in ‘Answer’ to seemingly make a truce with TREASURETEEZ and to help them fight the Guardians. Since then, we have seen them in all ATEEZ eras and in most albums/releases, especially alongside the Guardians. They are mentioned continually in the Diary entries and have appeared in other media like the FEVER eXtended edition and the Diary Film. In FEVER, we see them a few times, mostly in ‘Deja Vu,’ as the Guardians also seem to be chasing versions of ATEEZ across time and space (cue Dr Who theme). They even show up in THE WORLD, both being mentioned as a kay aspect of the world but also being characterised as some long-gone Jesus-type saviours who have literal shrines in their honour, and where the ATEEZ of THE WORLD are turning into a new version of the Black Pirates on their journey to free the world from oppression. 

They have also been seen helping every different version of ATEEZ - KINGDOM was a great way for them to demonstrate this - we saw HALATEEZ helping the ATEEZ in WONDERLAND, Awakening of Summer, and Answer: Ode to Joy, where they sacrificed themselves to help that version of ATEEZ (possibly FEVERTEEZ???) defeat the Guardians. 

So, it’s a pretty easy conclusion to come to to say that HALATEEZ are arguably the most important version of ATEEZ - another reason to associate them with Hongjoong.

FEVERTEEZ

Introduced in; INCEPTION

Main/key tracks; ‘Dear Diary,’ ‘INCEPTION,’ ‘THANXX,’ ‘Deja Vu,’ ‘Eternal Sunshine,’ ‘Turbulence,’ ‘The Real,’ etc

Characteristics; boyhood, dystopia, coming of age, grunge, graffiti, day of the dead imagery, fire and water, dreams, memory loss, inspiration from movies, mad max (maybe maybe not), gloves, etc

Summary; Everyone is sad, especially Yeosang, and the world may or may not be real.

FEVER was an interesting era. I’m still not entirely sure how or why we decided it, but we collectively, as a fandom, decided that FEVER is a prequel to TREASURE. I think a lot of this came from the Diary Film, which shows the origin of the members in their world, and shows Hongjoong being given the Cromer - since the group have the Cromer in TREASURE, them being given it would obvously come before. It also came with the idea that FEVERTEEZ were HALATEEZ - this is also an obvious conclusion - ‘fever’ was a word often used to describe the feeling the members had when they were being taken over by HALATEEZ, and FEVERTEEZ and HALATEEZ have many common themes, such as dystopia, 1984 inspirations, associations with fire, using gloves and  masks, etc etc. But looking at the storyline as it is now, I don’t think this is the case. For starters, HALATEEZ (mostly Hongjoong) actually show up in FEVER - which either suggests time travel (admittedly a key part of the storyline), or that they are different people. It’s more of a ‘ohh look at Hongjoong being the subtle villain of the story’ than it is a circular section of a cyclical storyline. I think we as a fandom have perhaps just gone a little far with how nonlinear ATEEZ’s storyline is. To be fair, I may be completely wrong, but we can at least agree that the storyline is so nonlinear that ATINY have gone a bit crazy and just run with it.

But, removing FEVERTEEZ from HALATEEZ, what do we know about them? They seem to live in a semi-dystopian world (like the world of THE WORLD, but less drastic), and have a big concept of rebelling against society. Their storyline is explicitly inspired by a host of Korean, English, and American movies, such as Inception and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Their view of their world seems to become more sober/less idealistic over time, going from relatively normal but a tiny bit off in INCEPTION and THANXX, to on fire in Fireworks, to a 1984-espque world in ‘Deja Vu’ and a tragic loss of self in ‘Turbulence.’ This connects to the dream state that they experience, which, speaking of - the duality of water and fire is associated with this - water as a symbol of the dream state and fire as the real world. This can be applied to the rest of the storyline, as we know the group is in a dream in ‘WAVE,’ where we see a lot of water, but in WONDERLAND and Don’t Stop, where they are awake, we see fire. This also further connects to utopia, as utopia is associated with water, but water for ATEEZ is a dream, just as the utopia isn’t real. Whereas fire is hellish and chaotic, but also associated here with the real world - showing the actual, horrific nature of the world they live in.

However, FEVER era also introduced the Diary versions of the albums, which, interestingly, seemingly discuss the world of THE WORLD. The fact that they are associated with FEVERTEEZ through the virtue of literally being part of their albums suggests that the ATEEZ of THE WORLD and FEVERTEEZ are the same - they even have the same hideout and same events of the Guardians invading the hideout. But Hongjoong also says that these two albums come from different universes, which suggests that they are different groups... so why did the FEVER albums discuss the events of THE WORLD? What is going on? Are they parallels of each other but in slightly different versions of reality where THE WORLD has gone even further into the 1984 world?

Anyway, until we have more content of THE WORLD and I have done a more thorough analysis of the Diaries, we can only really assume that they are separate but similar groups, and that, by virtue of contributing mostly to the following era, FEVER is a very interesting but generally lower quantity of contribution to the storyline.

THE WORLD...TEEZ?

Omg I hate calling them THE WORLDTEEZ. Can we call them 1984-teez or something?

Introduced in; arguable - ‘Don’t Stop,’ ‘Awakening of Summer,’ or ‘Guerrilla,’ depending on your opinion of the storyline.

Key tracks; Awakening of Summer, Guerrilla, Sector 1, Propaganda, Halazia (maybe) etc

Characteristics; Literally 1984, human rights, oppression, suppression and rebellion, technology, human nature, etc

Summary; I don’t think they can be described in a better way than ‘literally 1984.’

The most recent version of ATEEZ to be revealed. They exist in a world where the government has decided that the best way to develop humanity further is to get rid of all emotions, art, and music. There is still some legend of the Black Pirates, who literally have a shrine to them. Anyway, let’s just say that. although we don’t know a huge amount yet, we do know that ATEEZ are fighting against the loss of creativity in this world and may or may not be pushing for a world of anarchy. This is also a world that may or may not be the origin of the Guardians, but is certainly one they are present in. 

Conclusions

So what the hell is going on? We as a fandom seem obsessed with HALATEEZ. Every time a new album series comes out, we seem obsessed with the idea of them being HALATEEZ - Treasureteez clearly just had DID. But then FEVERTEEZ clearly WERE HALATEEZ. But wait, the ATEEZ from THE WORLD have more similar concepts and worlds to HALATEEZ than the other previous versions. So, it must be them.... right?

Well, yes and no. Because I am indeed, firmly of the opinion that HALATEEZ are the main characters of the storyline, yet will only ever remain in the background. We saw this especially on KINGDOM - the members of HALATEEZ were seen helping the other versions of ATEEZ but were never the centre of attention. 

So, what’s even the point? Why am I bothering running this blog? What is life, death, why do we even exist?

I guess we just have to wait and see. This is less of a theory post than laying out the facts that we have - although, as expected with ATEEZ, these details are all up to interpretation. But I do think I have a decent case for the 8 universes-8 versions of ATEEZ theory (although the circular reasoning of it being based on my own pet theories may be a bit dodgy).

[littlemessyjessi]

You might not have known that you need a grinning Joonie.... but you absolutely do.

And I knew it.

Because I needed it too.

So let me bless you.

Oh holiest of Namjoons, our blessed Namjesus.

Tired father to six heathens.

We ask you today for patience and resilience.

We ask you today for the strength of your namtiddies to help us through our day.

In Namjesus name.

Tae-men.

[jkjmbtsarmy]

What in the actual…what!? Are you kidding me?!?! Excuse me while I go rip my hair out or something. Namjesus…need. Hobi. Water. This man is…ugh!!! -Curls up. Cries. Whimpers- Why is he doing this to me…someone make him stoooooop. Jimin come get your damn boyfriend! He is out of control.

[tornparts]

so i just got my shit tumbled folded played and rearranged with huh. LIKE THAT. wouldn’t want it any other way i’m a menace and so foolish here i go again— but these two rly danced around one another I was like sir is hinting towards some soul mate shit idk the vibes are there being all possessive we likes this do continue 😂😂😂💀 i’m such a fucken simp but lord when he was taking control like you aren’t ready for me 😭 pls do show demonstrate explain in detail for me and he did only after y/n had her moment that made him snap and lose it. was this extreme edging Jimin ssi ??? 😂 all of them could sense the sexual tension between them y/n’s dad is probably like lawd ima be calling jimin son in law soon. I SCREAMED SEEING JUNGKOOK’S BRIEF APPEARANCE CAN JUST IMAGINE HIS DOE EYES ALL SERIOUS THOUGH THE FROWN BUT THEN THE SHINING SMILE. sorry the ult bias popped out *ahem* so back to Mr. Park laying down the hottest pipe a girl would be addicted to speaking of y/n’s feelings of wanting to be consumed and drown in his presence same sis we rowing the same boat to the same town of busan. he was doing THEEEE MOST OMG DROOLING TRULY THAT WAS SOME GOOD SPICY SHIT AND I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR APPEASING A DEMON SIDE OF ME THAT EXISTS AT 5AM 👁🫦👁😩🥴 i know this man was just lawd my brain is a hamster wheel rn i would’ve died on him alone from the fingering straight up ohhhhh that sister dead 🫡 in the best way but then he was doing the fucking and it was giving all the palpitations i need to leave i’m so sorry i will go be a racrifice or seek divine counsel from our savior namjesus if he’ll have me after this lol and bathe in hobi water— again i’m so sorry and thank you for this blessing LATOM OTL

cherry blossoms | pjm. (m)

banner by the uber talented jen @itaeewon​ !!

➵ summary: despising the lack of offensive capability to your lackluster powers, your father, the school’s chancellor, signs you up for lessons with the magic university’s top-rated guard, park jimin. known to be an intense, reserved man with ruthless skills in battle, you come to learn he not only goes hard in a fight, but goes hard in another ruthless form of art—fucking.

➵ pairing: mentor!jimin x chancellor’s daughter!reader

➵ genre: magic!au, university!au, student/mentor!au, bit of mutual pining, sexual angst, absolute porn but with some plot :]

➵ rating: 18+

➵ word count: 12k

➵ warnings: swearing, loads of bickering, delicIOUS angst, sexual tension, pining hehe, explicit sexual content, dom!jimin, making out, sir kink!!, praising ♥, slight body worship, biting, marking, sooo much breast play/fondling, scratching, dirty talk, finger-fucking, cum-tasting, oral (f. recieving), unprotected public sex (nobody sees themm and pls be smarter), sex in the rain, rough sex, multiple orgasms <3

➵ a/n: so sorry for the delay on this loves!! i’m in the middle of finals and working as well so things are hectic, but i hope you enjoy this little jimin fic i’ve had in mind for so long!! please excuse mistakes as I did not have a beta. as always, your feedback in appreciated <3

“Dad, you have to let me out of these lessons!”

“Y/N, you know I’m not going to do that.”

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[vvh0adie]

plym i cannot believe you put that cursed edit on my dash 😭😭😭 i'm CRYING LAUGHING and i also refuse to rb it 😭😭😭

forgive me my brotha in purple

but my eyes deceived me so i needed a second opinion

i didnt want to be lead astray. i did not want to believe that our holiest yoongi would commit such treachery.

no… not impregnation😔 it cant be but alas

now may we bow out heads and pray to the almighty namjesus to wash us of our transgression and hope that yoongi is guided back to the path of glory

now turn to your neighbor and say “Fuck Them Kids, Boranghae.”

Yes Lawd!!! 🙌🏾 I feel Namjesus divine intervention

*rocks back and forth praying with tears streaming down my face*

yes lawd save him🥹

[whysojiminimnida]

Tkkrs planning to throw things at Jimin in day 3

https://twitter.com/protectjkjm/status/1513585242778521614

They are deranged and sociopath, someone need to stop them

HOES MAD THEY NEED NAMJESUS

I reported the accounts - threats of physical harm are definitely against Twitter's TOS. Did you report to Twitter, anon? If not, please do so. You can also report to BigHit directly by using the following form:

I would strongly encourage anyone who sees those threats of harm to Jimin or any artist to report not just to Twitter but also to Big Hit.

Allegiant Stadium does have rules, although people seem to be getting around a lot of them:

So I don't think it's overly likely that your Twitter antis are gonna be able to throw glass bottles of tequila - but even flowers and stuffed toys can hurt if they hit someone. DON'T BE AN ANTI - FOLLOW the DAMN RULES and DON'T ENGAGE WITH HATE. Be like our President Kim Namjoon. There's a fine line between an anti and a fan. These kids bought tickets to see someone they despise? FAN BEHAVIOR. They just act big behind a keyboard. Your job is not to fight them, just report and block. When I tell you I blocked fifteen bitches right out the gate TODAY I do that shit for a reason.

[littlemessyjessi]

Sending you love, happiness, Sunshine, healing calm, good noms, and all the good things you wonderfully beautiful soul 💜💜💜

Well hello there, dearie!

First of all, thank you so much, you little Ray of sunshine, you!

I love you like Park Jimin's legs!

Which are endless and mighty and impossibly strong!

Thank you so much for your kind words !

I hope you have the best day ever and be sure to drink some water! You deserve hydration! And if you don't, I shall know and I will immediately send Jiminie to scold you.

But then again you might like that too much and not drink your water. So I'll call on our lord and savior Namjesus.

Drink it or he will be arriving and he'll have a razor to shave your eyebrows.

Be a good dearie or kiss your eyebrows goodbye.

Anyway, love you, byyyye!

[tornparts]

well i mean it is PJM so who wouldn’t allow him to do anything i need to sit and pray to namjesus again bc not even hobiwater can cure this had to bring the piss kink out to play i see you anon and author san it is indeed hot you did superb fr standing ovations the mfker DONT ASK FOR A PART 2, THANK YOU! has me cackling said n e ways i’m outta here you lil nasties don’t even think to ask for more ur done one and done we thank you for this kind morsel OTL

could you write a jimin x reader smut with a slight piss kink? ( he’s made her drink water all day and distracted her everytime she’s needed to go to the toilet + in the middle of sex and she keeps saying she needs to pee + when she cums she pees at the same time because of overstimulation etc: and jimin finds it so hot.) 💓💓

i've never wrote something like this before, but i will write it because why wouldn't i? 😼 + it's feeding my jimin obsession 😔 i kept it short, but hopefully there's everything you wanted 🤍

*.ﾟ⏐Embarrassed

↝ Pairing: Dom!Jimin x Sub/Fem!Reader

↝ Genre: established relationship, smut

↝ Warnings: mean jimin 😮‍💨, humiliation, manipulation (or he's just mean tbh), watersports 🏄‍♂️, she drinks a lot of water so her piss is healthy dw lol, don't know how accurate this is but if it's hot I consider my mission a success (if it's not, well... 🤐), unprotected sex, titty fucking 🤞🏻, clit stimulation, around 2k words.

"I can't-" You refuse the water bottle Jimin's offering you, a scowl on your face. "I've drank too much, I have to pee," you say as you gently push his hand away.

When you rise up from the bed, he looks at you with a dark gaze, eyebrows frowned. You face him, confused as to why it seems to bother him.

All day he's been handing you glasses of water, telling you to drink everything because you haven't drank enough water those past few days according to him. You agreed, even though you weren't that thirsty.

For some reason, you haven't been able to go to the bathroom, Jimin was always distracting you from it. The first time he said you'd be late to your classes, the second he reminded you that you never use public restrooms anyway and should wait til you're home and once you were at your apartment, he forced you to watch a movie, saying you couldn't miss any part of it.

You don't understand why because it was a movie you've seen before and you're pretty sure Jimin was aware of it. After the movie, he brought you into the bedroom, giving you another water bottle to drink.

Your tummy hurts now and it's difficult to not think about anything else than your urge to use the bathroom. Usually, you can hold it in easily, but today you've been drinking an amount of water you don't take normally so it really presses against your bladder.

"No, no, drink this," he sits you back down on the bed, handing you the plastic bottle filled with water.

You sigh and take the bottle, sipping on it a little until you really can't. "It's too much," you wince, giving him back the water bottle. You clench your thighs to hold it in, looking up at Jimin, expecting him to let you go to the bathroom.

He sends you a disappointed look and you're embarrassed to be in this situation. He's still holding the drink and you wonder what he has in mind until he spills all of the content on you.

You gasp loudly and scrunch your eyes shut, surprised he did such a thing to you. You feel the water flowing on your head, dripping down to the front of your body. Your hair is wet as well as your top, completely drenched in water.

You're not moving, arms frozen in mid air. Droplets of water are falling down from some strands of hair as one hundred questions flood your mind.

Jimin passes a hand through your hair, slicking it back on the top of your head. When his hand reaches the back of your skull, he grabs a handful of your hair and tilts your head back. You glance at him through wet eyelashes, mouth agape.

"Always do what I tell you," he grits his teeth and you swallow, nodding immediately. He observes you, letting his gaze fall down on the swell of your breasts, nipples apparent in your now transparent crop top.

He wets his lips, his pink muscle peeking out from between his plump lips, and his eyes shift back up to your face. You're slightly shaking, this unexpected cold shower has you freezing, goosebumps appearing on your skin.

You don't break eye-contact with Jimin despite everything, his intense and dominating aura lingering over your little body. It's humiliating to be like that, wet and cold while having a full bladder.

"Show me your tits," he demands and you don't think about disobeying him, even when he just poured an entire water bottle over your head.

He likes humiliating you, that's why. Likes seeing you embarrassed or in inconvenient situations where you feel uncomfortable, exactly like right now.

You grip the end of your top and pass it over your boobs, revealing them to Jimin. He hums appreciatively, scanning them with his eyes. He registers how your perky nipples point at him and the way your stretch marks stand out on your skin, giving this natural look to your breasts.

You sniff, tears forming at the corners of your eyes. You blink up at him, still holding your top over your chest for him, anticipating his next move.

He lets go of you, scalp stinging when his fingers detangle from your hair. You watch him palming himself over his joggers, a big bulge very apparent under the two layers of clothes he's wearing. He grips and strokes his cock over his briefs and your belly twists at the sight, clenching your thighs to relieve the ache between them.

Jimin lowers his sweats down his thighs as well as his boxers, setting his fat cock free, twitching twice until standing up proudly over his stomach. He runs his palm up and down on it, licking his lips as he places himself between your legs, erection hovering over your naked tits.

You straighten your back, guessing what he has in mind. "Be a good girl and spit on it for me, baby," he orders, holding his hard cock in his hand. It looks very stiff and you're excited to feel it glide between your breasts.

You tilt your head downward and let a globe of saliva drip down on his length. He strokes it to spread your spit all over his shaft, tip dark pink and wet. When he considers he's lubed enough, he settles his cock between your tits and you wrap them over him the best you can.

He places a hand on top of your head to steady it and to have a grip on something. You wince at the tight grip he has on your hair, but nothing really compares to the feeling of having a full bladder. Though it's painful, you keep your mouth quiet.

He starts to move his hips at a slow pace and he lets out a sweet moan, loving the feeling of his cock sliding between your boobs. His tip brushes against your neck when he thrusts in, erection peeking out from the plush of your tits.

Heat floods to your core as you don't look away from Jimin, his cheeks flushed and an expression of pleasure drawn on his handsome face.

You only hear the deep breaths he takes, totally focused on the sensation of his hard cock making its way between the comfort of your boobs. He is as focused as you, wetting his dried lips and frowning his soft eyebrows, as if the whole process needs a lot of concentration.

He drives his cock on your chest more avidly, his hold on your hair becoming stronger and tighter. You whine out of pain, but you still keep your hands secured on your breasts, creating the perfect hole for Jimin to fuck. Soft, plushy and tight, that's how he likes it.

"Mmh, fuck," he groans and throws his head back, lowering his gaze so he's able to look at his dick sliding between your breasts. With the remains of the water, your spit and his pre-cum, the glide is smooth and easy.

Even though his skin sticks to yours a little bit due to the water, it's still enjoyable for him. He likes the feeling of it, how the meat of your breast moves in sync with his hip thrusts, how it pushes aside to make room for his cock as he penetrates the tight entrance you've created for him.

"Jimin," you call his name in a low voice, not completely confident on interrupting his pleasure. "I really need to-" You get cut off as he shifts his hand over your mouth, muffling your voice.

"Stop saying such non-sense," he scolds, stopping his movements. You look at him, totally helpless, not capable of convincing him. "Lay down."

He detaches himself from you and you hesitantly back away on the bed, laying down on your back. You quickly clench your thighs, this time to literally not pee yourself. You wiggle your hips to ease your urge, but it doesn't help really well.

"It's really uncomfortable," you try again, following him with your eyes as Jimin takes the towel laid on the chair's back, the one he used last night after his shower.

He comes back to you, joining you in bed with the towel in hand. "Lift your butt," he says with a sign of his hand. You raise your hips and he places the bath towel under you. You wonder why, you're not specially the kind to stain the sheets during sex. Protection isn't really necessary.

Next, he tugs your skirt down your legs with your panties, discarding the clothes away on the floor. He pulls your knees apart and you have to focus to not let yourself go. He takes the time to caress your inner thighs, running his palms over your skin, taking your breath away.

"I know you don't need to go to the bathroom, you can stop lying to me, baby." He lifts his gaze up to yours, looking at you like you're just a liar — a bad liar.

You whimper, shaking your head in exasperation because how could he not believe you. But he's just pretending to, of course.

"I'm not, Jimin, I swear-"

"Shh, no, no," he disapproves, now his turn to shake his head, showing you how much he's disappointed. His hands are terribly close to your core, completely at his mercy, uncovered and legs open for him to see.

You stare at his hands, veins popping out along his strong arms, fingers dancing on your thighs. You swallow, always a little anxious at the thought of him touching your private parts, a gesture so intimate and sexual.

A gasp escapes your mouth when his rough digits find your clit and Jimin looks suspiciously satisfied. "No! Fuck, Jimin," you whine out, immediately closing your legs around his hand. Since your urethra is right under your clitoris, his fingers pressing down on your bud of nerves gives you the urge to pee again.

He roughly takes a hold of your jaw, making you look into his eyes. "Don't say bad words," he tells you severely, raising his eyebrows to emphasize his seriousness. "And open your fucking legs," he orders and you do so while letting out a sad sob past your lips.

He lets go of your face and resumes his previous action, doing slow circular motions on your clit. It feels good, but the problem is that you just don't want to pee on the bed. How humiliating would that be? The more you think about it, the more you suppose it's exactly what Jimin wants.

As he stimulates your clit, he presses down on your belly with his palm, literally making it more difficult for you to hold in your pee. His fingers move swiftly on you and you moan, twisting the bedsheets between your fists.

You arch your back and your eyes water, feeling so embarrassed and out of control. The pace of his fingers fasten and you grasp his forearm with your two hands, wanting to stop him, but really, it does nothing except encourage him to go rougher on you.

"What's happening, baby, hm?" He asks in a fake compassionate voice, pressing more and more on your stomach. "Have you drank too much water?" He smirks, malice dancing in his sweet dark eyes.

You contort your body, squirm around, typically doing everything to not let your orgasm take you over and to not pee yourself at the same occasion. "Stop, stop," you weakly cry, sinking your nails into the flesh of his arm.

Jimin seems to get annoyed because he's now more insistent and eager to make you cum. "It's nothing, just let go, baby, come on," he says in a sweet voice and honestly, you really want to let go, too.

You feel the knot in your stomach tightening until your orgasm finally shoots through you, making you whine and moan, sounding so soft to Jimin's ears.

And then comes the moment where you really can't control it anymore.

You pee yourself and a wet puddle forms under your butt. You look down in total disbelief, Jimin still massaging your clit and observing the scene like there's nothing wrong — on the contrary, he finds it absolutely hot.

He groans, his cock twitching and leaking more pre-cum, so impatient to bury himself inside your wet cunt.

"Shit, baby," he practically mewls, so turned on by the embarrassment you put yourself in — and with a bit of his help, for sure — and by the tears streaming down your face. He stares at you like you just did the hottest thing ever, and you really did, in his opinion.

You sob and hide your face behind your hands when you've stopped peeing, so embarrassed. But Jimin pushes them away and leans down to kiss you so you at least understand he's not disgusted at all.

"I can't believe you let me do whatever you want to you," he admits, pecking your cheeks and neck. "You're so fucking perfect," he praises, a huge grin on his face. His eyes glint lovingly, even though they're still playful. He clearly hasn't finished with you yet.

You blink up at him, eyes round and watery. He lays his forehead on top of yours and you softly moan when his cock pushes at your entrance.

He fucks you roughly, the headboard rocking against the wall, letting everyone know about your heated session of sex. He doesn't miss to suck on your nipples and bite on them, devouring them like a hungry man.

Your hands find their usual spot in his hair, pulling on silky strands of hair to give him back a little bit of the pain he's inflicting you by snapping his hips against yours. The bedroom is filled with sounds of your skins slapping against each other, the noise of his dick entering your wet pussy as well as yours and his deep moans.

You cum around his cock and he ejaculates in you, stuffing you full of his seeds as a reward for being such a good girl for him, despite your little screams of complaint when you peed the bed.

Now you understand why he put a towel under your ass.

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Don't ask for a part 2, thank you!