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gayfrenchtoast · 4 years ago

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Despite sleep juice brain still go brr so

Harry Potter if Lily and James DIDNT DIE

A fan theory ramble

Also fuck JK Rowling

Okay so Harry Potter would be taught about the order and the dangers of the wizarding world early on due to James and Lily's positions and James probably being all hug ho about Harry not being afraid of Voldemort especially after that faithful night they almost died to him but didn't because Sirius was watching over their house that night and came to save them. They found out Wormtail was the traitor and sent him scampering and took max precautions after that.

Harry is more arrogant in this version because "my parents are great wizards and my parents and Godfather fought Voldemort and sent him packing" however big bad V did manage to land a hit on him that gave him his scar, unknown if this makes him a haucrux yet. So yeah he's arrogant and he's super confident he's gonna go to hogarth and be an awesome gryffindoor

Lily made Snape and James "make up like adults" and be civil for her and Harry's sakes. They shit talk each other behind their backs and though this in first year made Harry dislike Snape especially since James would shit talk about Snape to Harry and Harry would then overhear Snape shit talking his dad as he got older he just came to accept it and listen to it for the petty drama, ever got Snape to shit talk his dad to him and so they'd just vent at him about each other and no it isn't healthy but damn is it funny to Harry.

Harry does meet Ron and Hermione on the train for the first time, makes friends with Ron by buying some of the sweets from the trolley, with the money James slipped to him before he got on, for them to share. Kinda teases Hermione first time they meet by opening the chocolate frog to her when she asks about the toad ("are you sure it's not a frog? Cus I found THIS" he opens the box in a flash and the chocate frog makes a leap, right towards Hermione. She let's out a high help and leaps back in surprise only for Harry to catch it before it can even get that close to her. Both he and Ron laugh at her reaction as the girl flushes red with rage and embaressment, beginning to turn to presumably storm off. "Wait wait! I'm sorry, I was just joking! Here, you can have it. I only really want the card anyway." He grins as he offers the chocolate frog that was mostly reverting into mainly chocolate form. She looked hesitant but did carefully take the token of good faith, inspecting it a little just to be sure. "...fine. I accept your apology. I shall continue to look for the toad. And by the way, we'll be arriving soon. You might want to get changed into your robes." And she trots off, seemingly satisfied with whatever good job she did.)

Malfoy, who's heard about the boy who's family sent the dark Lord to the shadows, I quick to try and belittle Harry and then try and make it sound like he could "redeem his family name" by becoming friends with him. Harry basically laughs and says he knows of malphoy and his family and he's proud his family was the ones that fought Voldemort instead of the ones who bent over for him. Draco is stunned and pretty pissed.

Sorting hat Ceremony makes it real interesting. Ron gets in Gryffindoor, as expected, however Hermione is in Ravenclaw, Nevil is in Hufflepuff and Harry Potter is in Slytherin. With Draco Malfoy. Who he just insulted.

Harry is devastated to be in Slytherin. He deadass argues with the hat but is forced to concede and go sit and just accept that he's a Slytherin. Ron is conflicted that his new friend who's family fought Voldemort is in slytherin and Draco appears to have the same problem. Despite now being in the same house a rivalry forms between them which is only enhanced by them bunking in the same room.

Harry writes home about this and both James and Lily assure him it's okay he's in Slytherin, Lily tells him that Snape was a Slytherin and Snape is their friend and James reminds him that Slytherin does not mean evil and Gryffindoor does not mean good, wormtail was a Gryffindoor and he turned them over to the dark Lord. This does make him feel a bit better.

Harry manages to maintain his friendship with Ron despite their houses, it's weird at first but they quickly break down that barrier and become great friends, goofing around, becoming friends with the Groundskeeper, which helps them become friends with Hermione.

They make friends with Nevil by saving his rememberall when draco throws it. Nevil helps them with herbology homework from then on. Minera advises Snape to get Harry to be seeker for Slytherin Quiditch after she sees what he does and Harry, who still sees Slytherin as kinda the enemy despite being in it, hesitantly agrees. Slytherin Quiditch is allot less friendly that Gryffindoor, the team is allot colder to him at first, however once he proves himself he finds he loves the sport more than he cares about what team or house he's in and his team warm up to him and actually turn out to not be as scary and mean as he thought. They're still kinda arrogant assholes but Harry is too so he dosent have room to judge

Deadass I do not care about the Philosipers stone shit, people don't think Harry is some kind of chosen one, he and his family survived voldemort and are kinda celebrities for that but because there no tragedy within a year of the event there are rumours its a hoax and eventually the potters surviving the dark Lord becomes a roumour itself so people aren't trying to actively sabotage him. And since he don't think Snape is a stranger out to get him (litterally confronts him about his sus and Snape is like "nah fam I may not like hour dad but you're like my godson I'm not gonna try and kill you in the middle of a quiditch match on a broom" and Harry is like "oh...okay nvm but if you're lying I'm telling my mum" and when he dosent flinch he knows he's telling the truth) and so they quickly figure it was Quirrel. When Hermione puts sus on him Harry decides to be very Slytherin when they confront him in the bathroom and tries to wingardium leviosa him into the air, only getting his turban and showing off his voldemort face. In front of like three other teachers. Fight ensues, day saved, stone safe.

They do find the mirror while goofing off one night and Harry sees himself as a Gryffindoor with his parents proud. He dosent visit the mirror again

Harry gets the invisibility cloak from James that year for Christmas with the strict instructions that he will not tell anyone except those he trusts of its existence.

Draco, probably in second year again, ends up calling Hermione a mud blood at some point ("Potter! You're making our house look bad hanging out with that mud blood!) Harry immidately starts yelling at Draco for that and it quickly escalates to them fist fighting. Sape ends up being the one to discipline them, actually telling Draco off for using such a phrase but still punishing Harry for starting Violence. This is what ends up with them being punished by being sent into the woods with Hagrid. They somehow end up bodmung on tbsi trip, Harry asking why Draco would do that and Draco launching into a tirade about how "father says it and father is always right! He'd beat me if I was friends with a mud blood why should you get to do this and that id get punished for this and that father this father that-" you get the picture. Harry just lets him rant until he's done and then is like "wow your dad is a dick" and drack tries to.deny but Harry just goes through all the shitty stuff draco just told him his father did and draco is just like "...you won't tell my father we talked about this will you" "look mate, I dont ever wanna even meet your father and if I did meet him I would have a bunch of other shit to say to him and a few gestures." And so Harry managed to convince Draco his dad is the dick he is and begins on a mission to get him to see that and be better than him.

Harry goes home for Christmas but always sends his friends gifts. In second year before they depart on the train he gives Draco something before they part ways. He knows a gift would probably be suspicious from him arriving at Malfoy Manor so he gives to to Draco with instructions to only open it at christmas. On christmas day, when he gets some alone time, Draco opens the gift. It's a metal bangle of a Snake that when he rubs it and says a set word it becomes a warm light in the darkness. Draco only says uts acceptable when they meet in the new year bug Harry sees him wearing it and catches him using it at night.

Sometimes Harry has nightmares about the night Voldemort tried to kill his family and of the dark Lord himself. Draco has nightmares of his father and death eaters. When they wake the other up from the nightmares they sit ul and talk about them, abiut random thing or just make teasing jabs at each other until they're comfortable to sleep again

Draco gives up the information they need about the chamber when asked so no need for polyjuice, apologises to Hermione on their way out from the Slytherin dorm room, visits her and brings her and apology chocolate frog for when she is cured (the boys told him they were her favorite) and follows Ron and Harry to the chamber, demanding he be a part in the adventure. Its the Basilisk and Tom Riddle that terrify Draco and seals the deal on his conversion over to the "oppose the dark Lord" side

Draco sets Dobby free

Let's get some Potter family back in here for the hell of it. Sirius has been in love with Remus for yeaaars. Lily knows and is his emotional support. James is oblivious. Remus is with Tonks for a few years but talks to James about his doubts. James is all "naah man Tonks is great! I understand you don't think yihre worthy of a great girl but you are man! Belive in yourself!" And so Remus sticks with it. By Harry's third year there are rumours in the order of Wormtail being about, Remus becomes Hogwart's defence against the dark arts teacher and Sirius is a wreck with Harry and Remus in the frey but him stuck on the sidelines, even Tonks is confused and kinda annoyed with his fretting causing him to confess to her that he lives her boyfriend. She's surprisingly chill and is like "deadass I've been waiting for years for him to break up with me and get with you you two are so stupid" and so Sirius runs off in doggy disguise to confess to moony and arrives in time to help save the day

Draco slowly intergrates into the friend group, Ron bringing some of his friends (Dean and Sean) in a bit and Draco trying to bring some of his friends (Crab Goil and Blaze) but they're mostly hesitant (except from Blaize who wants help on his Herbology from the smart awkward Hufflepuff)

Draco pretends not to be worried about the dementors and Harry's fear of them but he always has his eye on them whenever he sees one.

The demontors were sent out to look for Peter Pettigrew.

Harry shares the maunders map with Draco when he finds it. Harry recognises whk the maunders are as soon as he sees it but doesn't tell Fred and George. However when they see Peters name they rush to Remus. Remus is in a bit of a tiz by this and tells them to follow him with the invisibility cloak as they go look for him. They never find him that night and he ends up dissapearing off the map but Remus still confiscated the map for the night and tells them to keep an eye out for anything suspicious, including rats. They're confused but promise to be careful.

Draco doesn't try and get buckbeak executed this time, he deadass is working with Harry to gain the hypogriff's trust and some slytherins that are pussdd they're being all friendly with other houses set off a loud spell that spooks buckhead and draco shoves Harry out of the way before he can get hurt and takes the brunt. None knows how word got to Lucius, it causes an argument in the group especially when Drsco is too afraid to stand up to his father but Harry stands up to him as he knows why Daco is afraid and they work out a plan to free buckbeak instead.

The plan ends up co-inciding with the day Sirius breaks into hogwarts. The dementors know there's an intruder but can't find him so are more active that usual, Sirius doesn't get tome to confess because as soon as he arrives Remus is all work mode and fills him in on the map and all and needs Sirius' nose to sniff him out. The kids plan of rescue is interupted because of this and most continues as normal with Harry furious at Peter not Sirius when he's revealed for trying to get his family killed and Draco tagging along. Snape busting in let's Peter escape unfortunately and then full moon and dementors happen. They manage to rescue buckbeak and themselves with time Turner magic and all is good.

After the full moon is done sirius sniffs out Moony and crades him in his arms until he wakes up, its there in the sunrise he tearfully tells him he loves him and with a clear mind Remus tells him he loves him too.

Draco ends up actually getting into an argument with his dad about trying to get buckbeak killed when he gets home which starts Draco's proper rebellious streak with also means an increase of strictness from Lucius. Draco and Harry send secret messages back and forth.

Thats all for now but I have ideas for the rest of the stories I will ramble about later!

#harry potter #harry potter rambles #hp #draco malfoy #fuck jk rowling jyst to be clear #i am re-wroting harry potter #i wrote harry potter now #me and miku

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internetdetectives · 5 years ago

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11/13/19 - Chat with BUP

mfgreth 9:53 PM: "A glitch e day”

BUP 9:58 PM: "BUP”

BUP 9:58 PM: "Was i pinged”

Xenquility 9:59 PM: "Probably not”

BUP 9:59 PM: "Ok then”

BUP 9:59 PM: "Xenquility”

Xenquility 10:00 PM: "?”

BUP 10:01 PM: "Its a nice moon out”

BUP 10:01 PM: "What is your season?”

Xenquility 10:01 PM: "Winter?”

BUP 10:01 PM: "You were born in winter?”

Xenquility 10:01 PM: "Indeed”

BUP 10:01 PM: "Ah hah”

BUP 10:01 PM: "Interesting”

Xenquility 10:02 PM: "Why is that interesting?”

BUP 10:02 PM: "Depends on what you believe in I guess”

Xenquility 10:03 PM: "How so”

BUP 10:03 PM: "Just making small talk”

BUP 10:03 PM: "Ancient beliefs would dictate that your strongest positive aura is in winter”

BUP 10:03 PM: "and your strongest negative energy is in summer”

Wolfcat 10:05 PM: "whose this guy”

otherLiam 10:05 PM: "actually you were pinged”

otherLiam 10:05 PM: "i pinged you”

otherLiam 10:05 PM: "hi”

Xenquility 10:05 PM: "This guy took over babel”

Wolfcat 10:05 PM: "oh nvm”

otherLiam 10:05 PM: "I was asking about your game proposal.”

Wolfcat 10:06 PM: "sup bup”

Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Auras? Sounds like something a certain celestial body of fire was talking about”

BUP 10:06 PM: "Okay well I legit dont know what you mean”

BUP 10:06 PM: "Anyways if you care about that sort of thing it means you would gain most beneficially from acts of kindness in winter and acts of self interest in summer”

Xenquility 10:07 PM: "What season were you born in?”

BUP 10:07 PM: "Spring”

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "you wanted to do some kinda speedrun challenge or something, and if we won we get information. but w/e if it wasn't serious”

Xenquility 10:07 PM: "Spring?”

Xenquility 10:07 PM: "Ah. So acts of self interest in the fall”

BUP 10:08 PM: "Oh the right the game”

BUP 10:08 PM: "If you can even manage to pull it together.”

BUP 10:08 PM: "I wasnt TOO worried about that”

BUP 10:08 PM: "I thought it would be fun :wink:”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "I mean, we like knowing shit.”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "We know so little shit.”

BUP 10:10 PM: "You know a lot of shit”

BUP 10:10 PM: "But not all the shit”

otherLiam 10:10 PM: "We know enough to get ourselves in trouble, I guess.”

BUP 10:10 PM: "I know all the shit”

otherLiam 10:11 PM: "And the way to know your shit is to... speedrun Breath of the Wild? or are there other options?”

BUP 10:11 PM: "Didn't have to be that”

BUP 10:11 PM: "What shit again specifically? I don't remember.”

BUP 10:11 PM: "Like i said i know it all”

BUP 10:11 PM: "Well almost.”

Xenquility 10:12 PM: "Stuff bout ghosty”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:13 PM: "the way bup talks is awfully familiar”

otherLiam 10:13 PM: "What you said before was you'd spill all of GhostBabel's dirt, although if you really know everything there's probably some things we'd rather know.”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:13 PM: "is it? “

BUP 10:14 PM: "Is it”

BUP 10:14 PM: "???”

otherLiam 10:15 PM: "I wouldn't know.”

BUP 10:16 PM: "Lost in his theories”

BUP 10:16 PM: "Last accusation was that I was SKM”

Xenquility 10:17 PM: "He's actually simple fucking flips”

BUP 10:17 PM: "Squaddie Kids Meals”

BUP 10:17 PM: "SKM true lore unlocked confirmed”

BUP 10:17 PM: "Just kidding”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "Why "BUP"?”

BUP 10:19 PM: "Its funny”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:19 PM: ":BUP:”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:19 PM: "bup”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "Man I'm gonna be sad if SimpleFlips is a cultist.”

BUP 10:19 PM: "But im a jevil”

BUP 10:19 PM: "Apparently”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:20 PM: ":Jefault:”

Xenquility 10:20 PM: "Jumbo Jevil”

BUP 10:20 PM: "I mean honestly its not a bad analysis based on how im handling this antagonist role”

otherLiam 10:21 PM: "I mean thus far you aren't much of an antagonist. You locked us out of talking to GhostBabel, whose been dark for months anyway.”

BUP 10:21 PM: "Wait i forgot the creepy meme line”

BUP 10:21 PM: "I'm a bad guy :wink:”

BUP 10:21 PM: "Ok ocd fixed”

BUP 10:21 PM: "I mean thats true”

BUP 10:21 PM: "Then maybe i should threaten something more drastic”

otherLiam 10:21 PM: "Sounds fun.”

Xenquility 10:21 PM: "Not really”

otherLiam 10:21 PM: "But then to keep your jevil status”

otherLiam 10:21 PM: "you have to offer a larger reward, too.”

BUP 10:22 PM: "Do i?”

Xenquility 10:22 PM: "That's a terrible idea”

otherLiam 10:22 PM: "Gotta keep your game fair and balanced.”

Xenquility 10:22 PM: "We dont need a bigger threat”

otherLiam 10:22 PM: "See, Xen's freaking out already.”

BUP 10:22 PM: "Or wouldn't it be more evil to just”

BUP 10:22 PM: "Alter the deal”

otherLiam 10:22 PM: "pray i do not alter it further”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:22 PM: "jevils whole thing is that he's like. aware of reality on a layer higher than the player characters”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:22 PM: "and he's chaotic”

BUP 10:22 PM: "I mean”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:22 PM: "not neccicerrily evil”

BUP 10:22 PM: "Thats accurate”

Xenquility 10:23 PM: "Bupgm”

otherLiam 10:23 PM: "nah if you really want antagonist status you gotta be like Jigsaw or some shit”

BUP 10:23 PM: "Okay then”

Xenquility 10:23 PM: "No you don't”

otherLiam 10:23 PM: "otherwise you're just like any of these other clowns we gotta roll our eyes at”

Xenquility 10:23 PM: "Liam shut the hell up”

otherLiam 10:24 PM: "Jigsaw's classy, he's got rules and clear rewards and consequences”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:24 PM: "caliborn was based off shitty jigsaw memer from mspaint forums”

otherLiam 10:24 PM: "he's so good his franchise is still living off his rep despite his canon death”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:24 PM: "i say bup seems more gamzee-like, pretty chill so far but likely to go apeshit later on”

BUP 10:25 PM: "I'm only here because someone has been swatting the chessboard”

BUP 10:25 PM: "And it's pissing off the other pieces”

otherLiam 10:26 PM: "Who's that?”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:26 PM: ":hylotl_eyes:”

Xenquility 10:26 PM: "Some guy named wolf maybe”

Xenquility 10:26 PM: "Or ghost”

Xenquility 10:26 PM: "Someone messing up others plans”

BUP 10:26 PM: "Gost is smalltiem”

BUP 10:26 PM: "This is big brain hours”

Xenquility 10:27 PM: "Ay bup I got a question”

BUP 10:27 PM: "I have answer but i might not share”

BUP 10:27 PM: ":wink:”

Xenquility 10:27 PM: "Are you actually working with the bad guys, or are you just messing with us for fun?”

otherLiam 10:27 PM: "lol which bad guys”

Wolfcat 10:27 PM: "Hey guys”

Wolfcat 10:27 PM: "Whoa, lotta new people”

Wolfcat 10:27 PM: "Why aren't we on Skype again?”

otherLiam 10:28 PM: "...”

otherLiam 10:28 PM: "shut up, wolf.”

Xenquility 10:28 PM: "Fighting words”

BUP 10:28 PM: "@otherLiam correct”

BUP 10:28 PM: "Or i mean”

BUP 10:28 PM: "That is the right question”

Wolfcat 10:28 PM: "OI”

otherLiam 10:28 PM: "Any way I can get a straight answer?”

Xenquility 10:28 PM: "Alright, which bad guys?”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:28 PM: "im just shitpostin lmao”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:29 PM: "unless....?”

BUP 10:29 PM: "Well the answer is both”

BUP 10:29 PM: "I am bad and also trolling”

BUP 10:29 PM: "But only cause i want to be”

BUP 10:29 PM: "This is an active decision I'm making”

otherLiam 10:29 PM: "I meant, a straight answer to "Which bad guys are you with"?”

BUP 10:30 PM: "The ones i assembled”

Xenquility 10:30 PM: "Which ones did you assemble?”

otherLiam 10:30 PM: "Oh man, we got a leader.”

otherLiam 10:30 PM: "This really is big brain hours.”

BUP 10:31 PM: ".img big brain hours”

BUP 10:32 PM: "Ok well”

BUP 10:32 PM: "I wont tell you because that spoils my whole game”

BUP 10:32 PM: "Not the little ones right now i mean the like big shebang”

Xenquility 10:32 PM: "Do you plan on ending the world?”

BUP 10:33 PM: "No”

otherLiam 10:33 PM: "Wow what a question.”

Xenquility 10:33 PM: "Cool”

Xenquility 10:33 PM: "So no Luna bullshit?”

BUP 10:33 PM: "Of course there is”

Xenquility 10:33 PM: "Damnit”

BUP 10:33 PM: "Its just not my personal goal”

otherLiam 10:33 PM: "Man that's refreshing, a villain with a plan beyond "Im gonna drop the moon".”

Xenquility 10:33 PM: "I know. I love this guy”

otherLiam 10:34 PM: "Can we fight you forever?”

BUP 10:34 PM: "You already have”

BUP 10:34 PM: "So to speak”

BUP 10:34 PM: "Well not 'forever'”

BUP 10:34 PM: "Ok well”

otherLiam 10:35 PM: "What you're saying is we've met before.”

BUP 10:35 PM: "I'll give you this then”

Wolfcat 10:35 PM: "Why why why why I don't fight you a lot forever?”

Xenquility 10:35 PM: "Sounds tenebris-esque”

BUP 10:35 PM: "I killed Yuuki”

BUP 10:35 PM: "Not directly”

BUP 10:35 PM: "I mean I didn't strangle her myself”

BUP 10:35 PM: "But i mqde the decision that led to it happening”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Oh my”

BUP 10:36 PM: "*made”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:36 PM: "haha oof”

otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Well that does narrow it down.”

BUP 10:36 PM: "Does it?”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:36 PM: "does it?”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Why did you decide to kill her?”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Kinda. Puts you in one of the two universes.”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:37 PM: "*four”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "circle pizz off”

BUP 10:37 PM: "Now you're questioning where and who i am based upon a timeline theory”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:37 PM: ":angerymista:”

Wolfcat 10:37 PM: "She won't die.”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "This guy could transcend timelines for all we know”

Wolfcat 10:37 PM: "Not if I can stop it.”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Wolf she's already dead.”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Bad news.”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "We didn't stop it.”

BUP 10:38 PM: "@Wolfcat cry more”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:38 PM: "this is the wolfcat from the alternate universe where he has alzheimer's”

Xenquility 10:38 PM: "LMAO”

Wolfcat 10:38 PM: "You'll be the one crying at the end of this”

BUP 10:38 PM: "Good luck”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "There's no need to be rude to BUP.”

Xenquility 10:38 PM: "Wolf don't be sad you still have Erika”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Just because he's our enemy doesn't mean we can't be friends.”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:38 PM: "would explain the skype avatar and asking why we arent on skype”

BUP 10:38 PM: "Hooe it goes better than last time wolf”

BUP 10:38 PM: "Hope*”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "he's just wolfposting”

BUP 10:38 PM: "Man i am a typomaniac”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:38 PM: ":ZoomEyes:”

Wolfcat 10:39 PM: "I am preparing a place for her”

Xenquility 10:39 PM: "Can we stop trying to fit each person into a damn timeline and just accept we hardly have any clue if any of our theories are correct”

Wolfcat 10:39 PM: "A nice little home for us to live in”

Wolfcat 10:39 PM: "Forever”

BUP 10:39 PM: "Gross”

BUP 10:39 PM: "Hey wolf”

Wolfcat 10:39 PM: "Me, me, him, and her”

Wolfcat 10:39 PM: "yea”

otherLiam 10:39 PM: "yikes.”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:40 PM: "literally how do you think i wasn't shitposting last night”

Xenquility 10:40 PM: "I've lost so much faith in humanity I can't tell the difference anymore”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:40 PM: "i have lost the ability to tell who's being serious and who's fucking around in this server”

Xenquility 10:40 PM: "^”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "I’m always serious.”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: ":wink:”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Oh wait”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "“Cus I’m a good guy :wink: “”

Xenquility 10:41 PM: "i vote song of time lets go save yuuki guys hurray hurrah”

Xenquility 10:41 PM: ":BUP:”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:42 PM: ":BUP:”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:42 PM: "when the fuck did emojis get so big”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:42 PM: "why is my bup emoji so scuffed”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:42 PM: "one of the recent updates”

Xenquility 10:42 PM: "my bup can beat your bup”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:42 PM: "the update i got today broke my bandadged betterdiscord :c”

Xenquility 10:42 PM: "You got your bup on my bup!”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:42 PM: "i dont have any of my plugins”

Xenquility 10:42 PM: "No, you got your bup on my bup!”

Xenquility 10:42 PM: "Buput bupper bups”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:43 PM: "where did you get your bup”

Xenquility 10:43 PM: ":BUP: me baby”

Xenquility 10:43 PM: "hey @BUP do you own the M channel now?”

BUP 10:44 PM: "no”

Xenquility 10:44 PM: "cool”

BUP 10:45 PM: "Hey wolf”

Wolfcat 10:45 PM: "yes”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "△”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "-BUP”

Wolfcat 10:45 PM: "I'm already here”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Hey Greth posted that in the premiere chat”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:45 PM: "?”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "Greth posted △ in the premiere chat for The End”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "ready for an outlandish alternate timeline theory that i wholeheartedly believe?”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "(The Start Life video)”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:46 PM: "YES”

BUP 10:46 PM: "I'm ready”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "bup is AO helper”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "of course”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "genius”

BUP 10:46 PM: "god you wish”

Wolfcat 10:46 PM: "wholefartedly”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:46 PM: "lmao”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "wholefeetedly”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "except he's not helpful at all”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "and is evil”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "but like”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "otherwise literally the same person”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "bup is au luna”

BUP 10:46 PM: "oh!”

Xenquility 10:47 PM: "Wait”

BUP 10:47 PM: "guess what!”

BUP 10:47 PM: "that's super wrong”

Xenquility 10:47 PM: "https://images.homedepot-static.com/productImages/930c2484-4b61-4b34-9e86-d8d4858cf565/svn/backyard-x-scapes-fake-rocks-hdd-rof-rocsb-64_1000.jpg”

Xenquility 10:47 PM: “die fool”

Xenquility 10:47 PM: “bup is au Alex Hall”

Wolfcat 10:47 PM: "Helper is an ancient primordial being”

Xenquility 10:47 PM: "His master plan of evil was stealing our money”

Xenquility 10:47 PM: "Digital Fireside is his way of kidnapping celebrities to rule the world”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "bup is actually alex hall shitposting in ID and tyler is going to be very angery”

BUP 10:48 PM: "Tyler is angry anyways”

Xenquility 10:48 PM: "BUP is actually au BEN”

Xenquility 10:48 PM: "My evidence?”

Xenquility 10:48 PM: "Bup is three letters”

Xenquility 10:48 PM: "Ben is three letters”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:48 PM: "clearly bup is me but evil”

Wolfcat 10:48 PM: "BUP Soteetos”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:48 PM: "and uses capitals”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:48 PM: "the face from soteetos needs to be an emoji”

BUP 10:48 PM: "Wow i love how this entire dialogue is just speculating on who i am

and nothing that could actually hold my interest”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:49 PM: "bup is literally a toad”

BUP 10:49 PM: "you all are shart”

Wolfcat 10:49 PM: "They always ask who you are”

Wolfcat 10:49 PM: "But not how you are”

Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Specishiting”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:49 PM: "im not actuallu speculating i'm just fucking around”

Wolfcat 10:49 PM: "How are you tonight Bup”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:49 PM: "they always ask who you are”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:49 PM: "but never why you are”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:49 PM: "why are you bup?”

BUP 10:49 PM: "that's like asking for all the answers at once”

BUP 10:49 PM: "and you dont even know it”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:49 PM: ":sBup:”

Wolfcat 10:50 PM: "When are you Bup?”

BUP 10:50 PM: "now”

Xenquility 10:50 PM: "Do you want us dead?”

BUP 10:50 PM: "no”

Xenquility 10:50 PM: "Do you want Tyler dead?”

BUP 10:50 PM: "me personally?”

BUP 10:50 PM: "no”

BUP 10:50 PM: "actually not at all even”

BUP 10:50 PM: "well kinda but not really”

BUP 10:50 PM: "this is difficult to explain”

Xenquility 10:51 PM: "Are you worried about the fact the lc/ao people could very well end the world and all the fun in it if they succeed in calling down Luna?”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:51 PM: "this conversation is the ID equivalent of the extended version of that scene where weasel tells deadpool what his face looks like”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:51 PM: "lmao circo”

BUP 10:51 PM: "how many layers are you even on bro”

otherLiam 10:52 PM: "bro i leave to eat and suddenly yall are just throwin weird shit”

otherLiam 10:52 PM: "what does hold your interest, BUP?”

BUP 10:52 PM: "because that could all happen and me and my squad would go”

BUP 10:52 PM: "'ok well that was one way of our game ending'”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:52 PM: ":heckasmug:”

BUP 10:52 PM: "well game is putting it lightly”

Xenquility 10:52 PM: "Other than you, have we previously encountered anyone in your Squad?”

otherLiam 10:53 PM: "squaaaaaad”

BUP 10:53 PM: "literally everyone you've ever met”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:53 PM: "are you from the other ID”

BUP 10:53 PM: "is part of someone's squad”

BUP 10:53 PM: "and you dont even know it”

otherLiam 10:53 PM: "calling on the power of an ancient moon goddess #squadgoals”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:53 PM: "squadfam”

Xenquility 10:53 PM: "Is that eoeoeoeoeo guy affiliated with you?”

BUP 10:53 PM: "no”

Wolfcat 10:53 PM: "low leveled layer fools”

Xenquility 10:54 PM: "Oooo”

ARGDov 10:54 PM: "oof wow ok I missed some shit”

otherLiam 10:54 PM: "we’re just chattin with bup”

BUP 10:54 PM: "i mean there's the main squad”

BUP 10:54 PM: "and the we each separately have our own squaddies”

BUP 10:54 PM: "to play our games”

ARGDov 10:55 PM: "huh”

ARGDov 10:55 PM: "whats the main squad?”

BUP 10:55 PM: "i am using analogy”

ARGDov 10:55 PM: "well, ok”

BUP 10:55 PM: "because i have to be mysterious”

ARGDov 10:55 PM: "what squaddy are you a part of?”

ARGDov 10:55 PM: "pfff”

otherLiam 10:55 PM: ":ghost: spooky”

Xenquility 10:55 PM: "Why does everyone have to be mysterious”

BUP 10:55 PM: "i am the master of my game”

Xenquility 10:55 PM: "No matter how it's presented the schtick gets a bit old”

otherLiam 10:55 PM: "one day we’ll meet someone that gives us a straight answer”

ARGDov 10:55 PM: "because the other way is no fun”

otherLiam 10:55 PM: "i have faith”

ARGDov 10:55 PM: "for them”

ARGDov 10:55 PM: "@BUP what game?”

Xenquility 10:56 PM: "WELL MAYBE THEY SHOULD THINK ABOUT OUR FELLINGS FOR ONCE ;-;”

Xenquility 10:56 PM: "(I'm kidding if that wasn't implied)”

BUP 10:56 PM: "okay do you remember kingdom hearts”

ARGDov 10:56 PM: "yes”

BUP 10:56 PM: "how those two idiot kids played chess”

Wolfcat 10:56 PM: "yes”

otherLiam 10:56 PM: "Oh no.”

ARGDov 10:56 PM: "I dont remember that but whatever”

otherLiam 10:56 PM: "It’s in the latest one.”

BUP 10:56 PM: "and then they xanatos gambited half the universe into simple and cleaning their way into death”

Wolfcat 10:56 PM: "xehanort and eraqus”

otherLiam 10:57 PM: "Yes.”

BUP 10:57 PM: "okay i am one of those guys in this situation but there are more kids with bad haircuts playing chess”

Xenquility 10:57 PM: "lmao any chance we could win the game?”

BUP 10:57 PM: "and its not actually like kingdom hearts at all”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:57 PM: "i dont know kingdom hearts”

otherLiam 10:58 PM: "I get the feeling we’re losing so badly at this point that it’s like in Mario Party when you’re in 4th but can steal a star to decide who wins.”

BUP 10:58 PM: "not really”

BUP 10:58 PM: "you saw how things are going in general”

BUP 10:58 PM: "at some point when lines blur”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:58 PM: "we just gotta hope BUP isnt Hard DK”

BUP 10:58 PM: "fun things sneak in”

Xenquility 10:59 PM: "Any chance you could tell us who eoeoeoeoeo is and/or if we've previously encountered him?”

BUP 10:59 PM: "you know fuck mario party honestly”

Xenquility 10:59 PM: "Mario party is awesome how dare you”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:59 PM: "wait you never answered”

ADULT_LINK△ 10:59 PM: "are you from the other ID”

ARGDov 10:59 PM: "wait when lines blur”

ARGDov 10:59 PM: "what do you mean lines blur”

Xenquility 10:59 PM: "Lines are pretty blurry right now and BUP is pretty fun”

ARGDov 10:59 PM: "and I thought he said he wasnt?”

BUP 10:59 PM: "i am from every ID”

Xenquility 10:59 PM: "Hey yugi”

ARGDov 10:59 PM: "EVERY ID?”

BUP 10:59 PM: "ye”

ARGDov 11:00 PM: "wait do you mean from every one of us as individuals”

BUP 11:00 PM: "no”

ARGDov 11:00 PM: "or every iteration of the group across the dimensions”

BUP 11:00 PM: "lmao”

BUP 11:00 PM: "kind of”

BUP 11:00 PM: "think broader”

BUP 11:00 PM: "but dont actually”

BUP 11:00 PM: "ive said too much”

ARGDov 11:00 PM: "ok”

BUP 11:00 PM: "my spider sense is tingling”

Xenquility 11:00 PM: "No you haven't”

ARGDov 11:00 PM: "headache forming”

ARGDov 11:00 PM: "and why is it tingling?”

Wolfcat 11:01 PM: "damn you spoiled the end of jid”

Xenquility 11:01 PM: "EPONAS SONG WE MUST STABALIZE HIM”

Xenquility 11:01 PM: "no jk”

ARGDov 11:01 PM: "lets not”

ARGDov 11:01 PM: "I guess hes gone?”

ARGDov 11:01 PM: "....ok then”

Xenquility 11:01 PM: "how did he spoil the end of jid exactly?”

BUP 11:01 PM: "what”

Wolfcat 11:01 PM: "i was talking about the roblox pic”

ARGDov 11:01 PM: "oh no you're still here”

ARGDov 11:01 PM: "shows what I know”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:01 PM: "we must become powerful”

otherLiam 11:01 PM: "wut”

ARGDov 11:01 PM: "@BUP why are your spidey senses tingling”

Wolfcat 11:01 PM: "damn”

BUP 11:01 PM: "from saying too much on that topic”

ARGDov 11:02 PM: "oh damn”

ARGDov 11:02 PM: "anyways hmm”

Xenquility 11:02 PM: "Think you could tell us about eoeoeoeoeo?”

BUP 11:02 PM: "i cant”

ARGDov 11:02 PM: "also- why are you here?”

BUP 11:02 PM: "because i dont know”

Xenquility 11:02 PM: "fuck”

Xenquility 11:02 PM: "oh”

BUP 11:02 PM: "not my purview fucko”

Wolfcat 11:02 PM: "more like purrview”

BUP 11:02 PM: "shut up furry”

Xenquility 11:02 PM: "more like purrvore”

BUP 11:03 PM: "okay goodbye”

ARGDov 11:03 PM: "still not answering my question”

Wolfcat 11:03 PM: "this guy knows whats up”

ARGDov 11:03 PM: "why are you here?”

Xenquility 11:03 PM: "something about he likes fun and games and shit”

Xenquility 11:03 PM: "Because every evil being likes to fuck with us”

Wolfcat 11:03 PM: "isnt that why we're all here?”

Xenquility 11:03 PM: "Can't blame them we're the epitome of retardation”

Wolfcat 11:04 PM: "we are homo ludens”

otherLiam 11:04 PM: "yall you gotta banter with bup”

ARGDov 11:04 PM: "we have been”

Wolfcat 11:04 PM: "no”

otherLiam 11:04 PM: "else they get bored”

Wolfcat 11:05 PM: "answer my question”

Wolfcat 11:05 PM: "answer my question now”

ARGDov 11:05 PM: "we'll Im trying to anyways”

Wolfcat 11:05 PM: "youre not answering my question”

otherLiam 11:05 PM: "no youve been interviewing him”

ARGDov 11:05 PM: "I cant just force banter”

Xenquility 11:05 PM: "Cool mr let's get bup to raise the stakes”

BUP 11:05 PM: "like CHILDREN”

BUP 11:05 PM: "ok what”

BUP 11:05 PM: "what is it”

BUP 11:05 PM: "god”

Xenquility 11:05 PM: "interviews are fun”

ARGDov 11:05 PM: "lol we are like children its true”

Wolfcat 11:05 PM: "@BUP”

Wolfcat 11:05 PM: "hi bup”

ARGDov 11:05 PM: "interviews are only fun when they're with vampires who may rip your head off if you arent careful”

otherLiam 11:05 PM: "wut”

BUP 11:06 PM: "that's true”

Xenquility 11:06 PM: "Are you assuming he's not a vampire?”

BUP 11:06 PM: "that gives me an idea for a game”

BUP 11:06 PM: "how about you interview me and if i don't like the question”

BUP 11:06 PM: "someone dies”

Wolfcat 11:06 PM: "sounds reasonable”

Xenquility 11:06 PM: "How about no?”

otherLiam 11:06 PM: "will it be someone important”

BUP 11:06 PM: "maybe”

BUP 11:06 PM: "maybe not”

otherLiam 11:06 PM: "can i call first dibs on dying”

BUP 11:06 PM: "no”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:06 PM: "can i die”

BUP 11:06 PM: "i have someone in mind”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:07 PM: "oh damn dibs got called”

Xenquility 11:07 PM: “That's ominous”

Wolfcat 11:07 PM: "damn”

Wolfcat 11:07 PM: "im starting to realize”

otherLiam 11:07 PM: "I mean I’d be down if you set rules for what you “don’t like”.”

otherLiam 11:07 PM: "Otherwise you could just say you don’t like every question.”

BUP 11:07 PM: "okay then”

BUP 11:07 PM: "1. yes and no / true false questions”

BUP 11:07 PM: "- none of these, i don't like em”

BUP 11:07 PM: "2. stop asking my identity”

BUP 11:07 PM: "3. No asking about Tyler”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:09 PM: "wait fuck thats a yes/no sorta”

Xenquility 11:09 PM: "Not really”

Xenquility 11:09 PM: "I thought it was good”

otherLiam 11:10 PM: "(please for the love of god submit these elsewhere for approval)”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:10 PM: "i mean he could literally answr with "yes" or "no" and refuse to elaborate”

otherLiam 11:10 PM: "(he’ll kill someone)”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:10 PM: "man, not asking a question that could be asnwered with a yes/no is hard”

ARGDov 11:11 PM: "ok fine, better questions than”

ARGDov 11:11 PM: "@BUP can you tell us what SKM and his brother have been up to?”

BUP 11:12 PM: "working with a group of hackers”

ARGDov 11:12 PM: "what on?”

BUP 11:12 PM: "computers”

otherLiam 11:12 PM: "pfft”

Wolfcat 11:12 PM: ":hmmm:”

ARGDov 11:12 PM: "hahhaha”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:12 PM: "do you have any suggestions for getting dried blood off a nintendo switch”

ARGDov 11:12 PM: "What are the hackers doing o nthe computers?”

otherLiam 11:12 PM: "soap and water thorin”

otherLiam 11:12 PM: "it’s hard plastic, not a fucking couch”

BUP 11:13 PM: "nail polish remover”

BUP 11:13 PM: "be careful”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:13 PM: "hm”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:13 PM: "aiight, thanks man”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:13 PM: "i'll look into getting some nail polish remover i guess”

Xenquility 11:14 PM: "What are Nocta and crew currently working on?”

BUP 11:14 PM: "try regular isopropyl rubbing alcohol first”

BUP 11:14 PM: "nail polish remover can sometime strip color from plastic”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:14 PM: "oh yikes, yeah i'll try rubbing alcohol first for sure then”

ARGDov 11:15 PM: "lmao we've lost track of the questions again”

ARGDov 11:15 PM: "that was fast”

otherLiam 11:15 PM: "I mean here’s an obvious question. Why are johnisdead.com and lunarchildren.com locked down?”

BUP 11:15 PM: "@Xenquility nocta is hiding”

ARGDov 11:15 PM: "why is he hiding?”

BUP 11:15 PM: "@ARGDov”

BUP 11:15 PM: "because of you all”

ARGDov 11:15 PM: "wait what did we do to scare him?”

otherLiam 11:15 PM: "Ooo we got him running scared.”

otherLiam 11:15 PM: "I mean we played a buncha magic songs at him and are actively trying to dig into his secret safe space”

Xenquility 11:16 PM: "What's going on with archives guy?”

ARGDov 11:16 PM: "eh, Im hoping for specifics”

BUP 11:17 PM: "archives guy is lost”

BUP 11:17 PM: "lost to me anyway”

BUP 11:17 PM: "i'm damn near omniscient but he went deep”

ARGDov 11:17 PM: "daaamn”

ARGDov 11:17 PM: "so hes still around”

ARGDov 11:17 PM: "good to know I guess”

BUP 11:17 PM: "somewhere”

ARGDov 11:18 PM: "Im still wondering what we did to scare off nocta”

BUP 11:18 PM: "well”

BUP 11:18 PM: "you didnt scare him off”

BUP 11:18 PM: "what you caused scared him off”

ARGDov 11:18 PM: "meaning....?”

Xenquility 11:18 PM: "Elegy”

BUP 11:18 PM: "that's part of it”

ARGDov 11:18 PM: "maybe let him answer before guessing lol”

ARGDov 11:18 PM: "ok, well, whats the rest of it?”

BUP 11:19 PM: "hmm”

otherLiam 11:19 PM: "If we did that, you’d be the only person asking questions.”

Xenquility 11:19 PM: "Posting the song of time or whatever on their forums probably didnt help either”

BUP 11:19 PM: "not sure that's safe to talk about here”

BUP 11:19 PM: "even for me”

ARGDov 11:19 PM: "well then y'all should ask some good ones too lol”

BUP 11:19 PM: "not that i'm scared”

ARGDov 11:19 PM: "ok,well, noted”

otherLiam 11:19 PM: "What exactly did the Elegy do?”

Xenquility 11:19 PM: "What keeps preventing people from talking about the stuff we need to know about?”

BUP 11:19 PM: "release an entity into that realm”

BUP 11:19 PM: "dont ask me what because i dont know”

BUP 11:19 PM: "rather, i dont care”

ARGDov 11:20 PM: "fair I suppose”

BUP 11:20 PM: "you can blame slinky”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:20 PM: "do you have any suggestions for our next move?”

Xenquility 11:20 PM: "Why are our two greth's in the past?”

BUP 11:21 PM: "@ADULT_LINK△ no”

BUP 11:21 PM: "@Xenquility because i thought it'd be useful”

BUP 11:21 PM: "and it was”

ARGDov 11:22 PM: "wait”

ARGDov 11:22 PM: "you did that”

Xenquility 11:22 PM: "For you, or for us?”

ARGDov 11:22 PM: "damn your powerful”

BUP 11:22 PM: "you know”

BUP 11:22 PM: "i am, and i'm really not”

ARGDov 11:23 PM: "ok, other question- should we be afraid of you?”

BUP 11:23 PM: "if only you could truly understand”

Xenquility 11:23 PM: "uh”

Xenquility 11:23 PM: "dov”

BUP 11:23 PM: "i think you should be afraid of any stranger willing to tell you what you want to hear”

ARGDov 11:23 PM: "thats true but I suppose wasnt my point lol”

BUP 11:23 PM: "it is.”

ARGDov 11:24 PM: "either way Im sure the point is moot”

ARGDov 11:24 PM: "hmmm ok other questions”

ARGDov 11:24 PM: "where is Tyler now? our universes tyler”

BUP 11:24 PM: "ding ding ding”

Xenquility 11:24 PM: ".....”

Wolfcat 11:24 PM: "welp”

Xenquility 11:24 PM: "DOV”

Xenquility 11:24 PM: "BOMB PLANS 3.0”

ARGDov 11:24 PM: "?”

Xenquility 11:25 PM: "3. No asking about Tyler”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:25 PM: "dov you dunce”

ARGDov 11:25 PM: "shit”

ARGDov 11:25 PM: "my bad sorry”

Wolfcat 11:25 PM: ":turboass:”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:25 PM: "welp you just killed someone”

ARGDov 11:25 PM: "what no I didnt”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:25 PM: ":rip:”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:25 PM: "yeah”

Xenquility 11:25 PM: "The punishment for asking a question he didn't like was someone dying”

ARGDov 11:25 PM: "FUCK”

ARGDov 11:25 PM: "IM SORRU”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:25 PM: "https://gyazo.com/a1beaf63b6873604c4424185a1835051”

Xenquility 11:25 PM: "Kill? yes”

otherLiam 11:26 PM: "Are you”

otherLiam 11:26 PM: "fucking”

ARGDov 11:26 PM: "@BUP sorry please dont kill someone :c”

otherLiam 11:26 PM: "serious.”

ARGDov 11:26 PM: "I FORGOT”

ARGDov 11:26 PM: "SORRY”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:26 PM: "dov you're like”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:26 PM: "a huge murderer now”

Wolfcat 11:26 PM: "kill dov in their place”

otherLiam 11:26 PM: "It’s THREE RULES.”

ARGDov 11:26 PM: "I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF QUESTIONS”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:26 PM: "you nearly killed people with bomb plans, you voted yes instantly on the kill vote, and now this”

Wolfcat 11:27 PM: ":hmmm:”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:27 PM: "oh shit is there more?”

ARGDov 11:27 PM: "no”

ARGDov 11:27 PM: "the runes didnt get anyone KILLED”

ARGDov 11:27 PM: "ok fine”

ARGDov 11:27 PM: "Im out of questions”

ARGDov 11:27 PM: "you fuckers think of something”

otherLiam 11:27 PM: "YOU THINK?!”

BUP 11:27 PM: "desperation makes me smile”

BUP 11:27 PM: "tbh”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:27 PM: "the bear jew strikes again”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:27 PM: "i uh. think the questions are over”

Xenquility 11:27 PM: "Who just died?”

Xenquility 11:27 PM: "lmao”

Wolfcat 11:27 PM: "you're out of questions”

Wolfcat 11:27 PM: "im out of time”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:27 PM: "unless we get to kill more people”

ARGDov 11:27 PM: "Im an otter actually.”

otherLiam 11:28 PM: "I have questions but I’m pretty sure you just game over’d us by spamming them.”

ARGDov 11:28 PM: "too skinny to be a bear”

BUP 11:28 PM: "I'll give you a choice”

BUP 11:28 PM: "how about this”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:28 PM: "you see, this is a reference to both the homosexual male lifestyle and the 2005 quentin tarantino film "inglourious basterds"”

BUP 11:28 PM: “I could kill someone you love, but is of little consequence to you now”

ARGDov 11:28 PM: "clearly you dont know your gay body types well circle”

BUP 11:28 PM: "Or i could kill someone you hate, but it would set you back far”

ARGDov 11:28 PM: "shit”

ARGDov 11:28 PM: "you mean to us as a group”

Xenquility 11:28 PM: "Alright who do we love?”

ARGDov 11:29 PM: "Im not picking this”

Xenquility 11:29 PM: "We love Tyler”

Xenquility 11:29 PM: "Moonman”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:29 PM: "the only person from the group that i like. hate”

Xenquility 11:29 PM: "Greth”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:29 PM: "kill mugen”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:29 PM: "woul dbe mugen”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:29 PM: "i swear to fuck if mugen is neccecarry”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:29 PM: "WHOM”

otherLiam 11:29 PM: "Who the fuck is this now”

Xenquility 11:29 PM: "Let's balance our options”

Xenquility 11:29 PM: "List off people we love”

otherLiam 11:29 PM: "look the choice is obvious here”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:29 PM: "whom'st dide”

Wolfcat 11:29 PM: "oh please give him some ideas”

otherLiam 11:29 PM: "we can’t afford any more setbacks.”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "I know who we should pick”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:30 PM: "i was joking please do not kill mugen”

otherLiam 11:30 PM: "We already have tons.”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "yeah we need to be calculating”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:30 PM: "hehe dide sounds like died”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "actually yes”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "next time someone asks a bad question”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "kill mugen”

otherLiam 11:30 PM: "Fuck our loved ones, necessary sacrifices.”

Xenquility 11:30 PM: "I concur”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "im inclined to agree with Liam”

Wolfcat 11:30 PM: "kill someone we love”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "although Im worried”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "bloods gonna be on my hands now :c”

Xenquility 11:30 PM: "If we get set back anymore, we're fucked and all our loved ones die”

otherLiam 11:30 PM: "YEAH NO SHIT”

ARGDov 11:30 PM: "oh fuck off Liam”

BUP 11:30 PM: "well it's done”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:31 PM: "dov this is like the eighth death you're responsible for”

ARGDov 11:31 PM: "someone else wouldve fucked it up if I hadnt”

ARGDov 11:31 PM: "....”

ARGDov 11:31 PM: "name the other ones”

otherLiam 11:31 PM: "Do we get to know who’s dead?”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:31 PM: "are you sure about that”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:31 PM: "technically maybe more”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:31 PM: "i'd like to know who we just killed as well”

ARGDov 11:31 PM: "same”

otherLiam 11:31 PM: "Yeah but like, which loved one”

BUP 11:31 PM: "you see it's funny when you can play with the rules”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:31 PM: "hold on, someone's knocking at m”

ARGDov 11:31 PM: "if its greth Im going to be extremely upset”

ARGDov 11:31 PM: "NO”

BUP 11:32 PM: "because to you”

BUP 11:32 PM: "theyre already dead”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 PM: "lmao fuck off circle”

ARGDov 11:32 PM: "......oh SHIT”

ARGDov 11:32 PM: "PARADOX”

Xenquility 11:32 PM: "uh”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 PM: "WAIT HOLY FUCK”

otherLiam 11:32 PM: "Oh ffs we just killed Yuuki.”

ARGDov 11:32 PM: "YUKI”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 PM: "DID WE JUST KILL YIKI AGAN”

Xenquility 11:32 PM: "LMAO”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 PM: "YUUKI”

otherLiam 11:32 PM: "In the past.”

ARGDov 11:32 PM: "GAAAAAAAH”

BUP 11:32 PM: "i told you before”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 PM: "that would explain earlier lmao”

otherLiam 11:32 PM: "@Wolfcat dov killed your waifu”

Xenquility 11:32 PM: "Well that was better than I expected”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 PM: "wait have we done this before”

ARGDov 11:32 PM: "SHHH LIAM”

ARGDov 11:32 PM: "SHUT UP]”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:32 PM: "jesus christ that was a masterful setup”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 PM: "is this some time loop shenannigans”

ARGDov 11:32 PM: "so wait”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:32 PM: "also hot damn that was really good”

otherLiam 11:33 PM: "DOV”

otherLiam 11:33 PM: "FFS”

Xenquility 11:33 PM: "(lmao what if it was john)”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:33 PM: "did bup talk about anyone we disliked earlier?”

Xenquility 11:33 PM: "The interview is over”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:33 PM: "JOHN HOLY FUCK”

otherLiam 11:33 PM: "STOP ASKING QUESTIONS DOV”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:33 PM: "thats not a question for but thats for the room”

ARGDov 11:33 PM: "what are you talking about theres nothing there”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:33 PM: "DOV KILLED JOHN”

Xenquility 11:33 PM: "big brain”

otherLiam 11:33 PM: "jesus god”

Wolfcat 11:33 PM: "god fucking damn it dov”

ARGDov 11:33 PM: "ok so fuck it”

Wolfcat 11:33 PM: "She'll △lways live”

ARGDov 11:33 PM: "we killed Yuki”

ARGDov 11:33 PM: "and thats it”

BUP 11:34 PM: "I killed Yuuki”

BUP 11:34 PM: "Not directly”

BUP 11:34 PM: "I mean I didn't strangle her myself”

BUP 11:34 PM: "But i made the decision that led to it happening”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:34 PM: "dov is the whole ass reason we're in this mess”

ARGDov 11:34 PM: "no one else”

ARGDov 11:34 PM: "no one asked any other bad questions”

ARGDov 11:34 PM: "shhhhh”

otherLiam 11:34 PM: "Alright so uh”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:34 PM: "someone shittily photoshop dovs face onto this”

otherLiam 11:34 PM: "do we get to keep asking questions?”

ARGDov 11:34 PM: "LIAM”

ARGDov 11:34 PM: "THATS A YES OR NO QUESTION”

BUP 11:34 PM: "you're lucky i didn't stomp on the mouse instead”

Xenquility 11:35 PM: "Doug?”

otherLiam 11:35 PM: "That’s not to him.”

otherLiam 11:35 PM: "Chill.”

BUP 11:35 PM: "that wouldve caused real problems waaaaay back”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:35 PM: "mouse?”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:35 PM: "wait”

Xenquility 11:35 PM: "Mouse = doug”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:35 PM: "PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE”

Xenquility 11:35 PM: "maybe”

ARGDov 11:35 PM: "letschasethemouse”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:35 PM: "CURSOR IS A GOOD BOI”

otherLiam 11:35 PM: "I didn’t do anything silly like ping him.”

Wolfcat 11:35 PM: "He's being a bitchass”

Xenquility 11:35 PM: "Holy shit cursor”

BUP 11:35 PM: "@Wolfcat”

BUP 11:35 PM: "gunna cry?”

ARGDov 11:35 PM: "...”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:35 PM: "i think dov could have just murdered instead of bomb plans

maybe cum a little?”

otherLiam 11:35 PM: "@BUP How can we get the login creds to johnisdead.com or lunarchildren.com?”

otherLiam 11:35 PM: "There’s a question.”

Xenquility 11:36 PM: "(I'm not asking Bup this) Does that mean that Doug will be immediately useful to us?”

otherLiam 11:36 PM: "Get this back on track.”

Xenquility 11:36 PM: "(To clarify I'm asking the group that)”

ARGDov 11:36 PM: "not necesarily”

ARGDov 11:36 PM: "he couldve picked him”

ARGDov 11:36 PM: "which means hes not useful to us atm either”

Xenquility 11:36 PM: "We don't love doug”

Xenquility 11:36 PM: "nescessarily”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:36 PM: "bup seems to not be linear in time”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:36 PM: "doug a bitch”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:36 PM: "since dov just killed yuuki in the past”

BUP 11:36 PM: "well she was ascended”

BUP 11:36 PM: "but i told them to do that”

BUP 11:36 PM: "i needed an excuse for our game”

otherLiam 11:37 PM: "REMEMBER THE RULES”

BUP 11:37 PM: "oh you think we're still playing?”

BUP 11:37 PM: "you want to risk more people?”

BUP 11:37 PM: "lmao”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:37 PM: "nah not really”

Xenquility 11:37 PM: "P sure it's over”

BUP 11:37 PM: "bloodthirsty”

otherLiam 11:37 PM: "I’ll risk it.”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:37 PM: "i figured dov murdering someone was the end”

otherLiam 11:37 PM: "It’s not a risk if you just think before sending.”

ARGDov 11:37 PM: "pffff”

Wolfcat 11:37 PM: "You're risking your own chess pieces”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:37 PM: "do we really want to risk killing another person when we've asked so many fuckin yes/no's”

ARGDov 11:37 PM: "no we dont”

otherLiam 11:38 PM: "who the fuck is we”

BUP 11:38 PM: "my army is larger”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:38 PM: "the group as a whole, duh”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:38 PM: "the hell you think i mean by we”

ARGDov 11:38 PM: "whod have thought that someone with a toad avatar would be so twisted”

Xenquility 11:38 PM: "I vote we fuck this game and go back to the No-Rule Questions But Bup Probably Won't Answer system”

otherLiam 11:38 PM: "Cus i aint asked any dumbass questions”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:39 PM: "you've asked like 2 or 3 yes/no's since dov killed yuuki”

ARGDov 11:39 PM: "lol yup”

BUP 11:39 PM: "this is fun”

ARGDov 11:39 PM: "ALSO STOP SAYING IT LIKE THAT”

otherLiam 11:39 PM: "I asked one to the group.”

BUP 11:39 PM: "i can make a simple game”

Xenquility 11:39 PM: "Can we all shut up and stop arguing?”

BUP 11:39 PM: "and turn this place into a battle royale”

BUP 11:39 PM: "you all turn on each other easily”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:39 PM: "me lmao”

Xenquility 11:39 PM: "Bup is obviously enjoying this”

otherLiam 11:39 PM: "Fuck these guys I’d like to still play.”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:39 PM: "we playin realm royale now?”

Xenquility 11:39 PM: "We fought over Erika and now we're fighting over a mistake”

Wolfcat 11:39 PM: ":jack_o_lantern:”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:39 PM: "where we droppin bois”

ARGDov 11:39 PM: "ACTUALLY FUCK”

BUP 11:40 PM: "Erika was a mistake”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "why?”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "why was she a mistake?”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "where is she now anyways?”

BUP 11:40 PM: "im kidding”

BUP 11:40 PM: "i dont care”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "fuck”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "I just realized we couldve asked him about her”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "oh well”

otherLiam 11:40 PM: "We could��ve asked about a lot of things.”

otherLiam 11:40 PM: "Erika was on my list.”

otherLiam 11:40 PM: "But I was waiting for you to be done.”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "pfff”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "well”

ARGDov 11:40 PM: "Im done now”

otherLiam 11:41 PM: "We’re ALL done now.”

Xenquility 11:41 PM: "Dwelling on the past won't help us in the future. Dov screwed up, we all realise that, and he's been made fun of. If we keep arguing, we get nowhere”

otherLiam 11:41 PM: "That’s why I want to keep playing his game.”

ARGDov 11:41 PM: "ugh ok”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:41 PM: "aiight i'm gonna be back in a few minutes, i gotta piss and getting around with crutches sucks ass”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:41 PM: "kill dov next”

ARGDov 11:41 PM: "lets hope SKM can be a bit more clear whenever he gets in contact with us”

otherLiam 11:41 PM: "Cus all we got were the answers to your followups.”

ARGDov 11:41 PM: "in fairness we got some info”

ARGDov 11:41 PM: "and Yuki was destined to die anyways”

ARGDov 11:41 PM: "so it couldve been worse”

BUP 11:42 PM: "was she?”

otherLiam 11:42 PM: "@BUP Is continuing to play still an option?”

ARGDov 11:42 PM: "I mean in our timeline, she'd already gotten killed”

otherLiam 11:42 PM: "And yeah I know, but we aren’t playing rn.”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:42 PM: "one thing we've learned is that bup does not seem to play linearly in time”

ARGDov 11:42 PM: "well, not in our timeline”

ARGDov 11:42 PM: "but anyways”

ARGDov 11:42 PM: "shed already died for us”

ARGDov 11:42 PM: "so really”

ARGDov 11:42 PM: "me askign the wrong question was destined”

BUP 11:42 PM: "gee”

ARGDov 11:42 PM: "and out of my control”

BUP 11:42 PM: "i wonder where you had heard”

BUP 11:42 PM: "of something like that before”

ARGDov 11:43 PM: "like what?”

otherLiam 11:43 PM: “Dov has a doctorate in rationalization.”

ARGDov 11:43 PM: "Im Jewish”

ARGDov 11:43 PM: "we are trained to argue”

Xenquility 11:43 PM: "Did Bup go back in time and take over Yuuki's account or something”

ARGDov 11:43 PM: "and I have just argued my way out of blame for death”

ARGDov 11:43 PM: "so yeah”

ARGDov 11:43 PM: "Im good”

otherLiam 11:43 PM: "not really no”

Xenquility 11:43 PM: "To say the whole "This is inevitable" thing”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:43 PM: "nah you still killed her”

otherLiam 11:43 PM: "we’re just ignoring you in favor of bup”

ARGDov 11:44 PM: "ok but I had no choice in it”

ARGDov 11:44 PM: "it was destiny”

ARGDov 11:44 PM: "but anyways”

ARGDov 11:44 PM: "MOVING ON”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:44 PM: "i mean”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:44 PM: "you did”

otherLiam 11:44 PM: "okay murderer”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:44 PM: "dov could have decided not to ask but that would have caused problems temporally”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:44 PM: "it coulda been any of us idiots who did it”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:44 PM: "but you ended up bein the one who did”

ARGDov 11:44 PM: "exactly,circle”

ARGDov 11:44 PM: "not my fault”

Wolfcat 11:44 PM: "You're giving bup too much credit”

Wolfcat 11:44 PM: "assuming he actually planned this from the start”

otherLiam 11:44 PM: "Hey BUP. How can we play your game again?”

BUP 11:45 PM: "honestly you all got me laughin”

BUP 11:45 PM: "plus someone died”

BUP 11:45 PM: "all in all good night”

ARGDov 11:45 PM: "so yes”

ARGDov 11:45 PM: "we should be scared of you”

ARGDov 11:45 PM: "great.”

Wolfcat 11:45 PM: "he doesnt have power over time, he has power over coincidence”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:45 PM: "since from our perspective she was already dead, it doesent really matter when we ended up getting her killed”

BUP 11:45 PM: "nah im just gonna give link a reward”

BUP 11:45 PM: "for thinkin with portals”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:45 PM: "o shit really?”

BUP 11:45 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI_fltggv6E”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:45 PM: "literally why does anyone think it's a good idea to continue?”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:45 PM: ":o”

ARGDov 11:45 PM: "lmao”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:45 PM: "oh my fuck”

ARGDov 11:45 PM: "Liams the only one who thinks so”

otherLiam 11:46 PM: "I’m less pissed about Yuuki getting killed and more about the game being over and not getting any more info.”

Xenquility 11:46 PM: "bup is kaiden”

Xenquility 11:46 PM: "confirmed”

BUP 11:46 PM: "nah”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:46 PM: "imagine for a second”

BUP 11:46 PM: "kaiden was the other option”

BUP 11:46 PM: "actually you guys like him now”

ARGDov 11:47 PM: "ahahahhaha”

BUP 11:47 PM: "but you didnt then”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:47 PM: "bup being mugen”

BUP 11:47 PM: "weird how that works”

ARGDov 11:47 PM: "why do we like him”

Xenquility 11:47 PM: "We like Kaiden?”

ARGDov 11:47 PM: "we havent spoken to him much really”

otherLiam 11:47 PM: "Kaiden’s adorable”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:47 PM: "cursed idea, circle”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:47 PM: "cursed”

BUP 11:47 PM: "but i told you who i was”

BUP 11:47 PM: "just now”

BUP 11:47 PM: "sort of”

otherLiam 11:47 PM: "I don’t think he likes me very much tho”

ARGDov 11:47 PM: ".....wait”

BUP 11:47 PM: "it doesnt reveal much but”

Xenquility 11:47 PM: "are you”

Xenquility 11:47 PM: "IIII”

BUP 11:47 PM: "it also does”

BUP 11:47 PM: "no”

ARGDov 11:48 PM: "are you kaiden”

BUP 11:48 PM: "no”

Xenquility 11:48 PM: "You the dark lord from the rp or whatever?”

ARGDov 11:48 PM: "I was kidding so thats a relief”

otherLiam 11:48 PM: "man it’s a good thing we aren’t playing anymore”

BUP 11:48 PM: "”You the dark lord from the rp or whatever?””

BUP 11:48 PM: "kind of!”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:48 PM: "i know who you are and i am incredibly uncomfortable”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:48 PM: "i'm gonna go now”

otherLiam 11:48 PM: "wait wut”

ARGDov 11:48 PM: "what the hell”

ARGDov 11:48 PM: "@/Mr. Circle\ WHO IS HE”

Xenquility 11:49 PM: "The one Kaiden teamed up with or the one they were against?”

ARGDov 11:49 PM: "YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND LEAVE”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:49 PM: "he's me”

BUP 11:49 PM: "oh”

BUP 11:49 PM: "you wish”

BUP 11:49 PM: "nice try”

ARGDov 11:49 PM: ".......”

Xenquility 11:49 PM: "denied lmao”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:49 PM: "damn i tried tho”

Wolfcat 11:49 PM: "I'm you”

ARGDov 11:49 PM: "Ive got a feeling he's not someone we know”

BUP 11:49 PM: "oh”

BUP 11:49 PM: "i am”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:49 PM: "the baby is he”

BUP 11:49 PM: "again sort of”

ARGDov 11:49 PM: "....of course sort of”

ARGDov 11:49 PM: "inb4 this is the alternate universe version of me”

ARGDov 11:49 PM: "No tha would be stupid”

BUP 11:50 PM: "god you all just want”

BUP 11:50 PM: "to be me”

BUP 11:50 PM: "so bad”

ARGDov 11:50 PM: "Im kidding”

ARGDov 11:50 PM: "Id hate it if I were you tbh”

ARGDov 11:50 PM: "Id be disgusted with myself”

Xenquility 11:50 PM: "wow”

Xenquility 11:50 PM: "rude”

ARGDov 11:50 PM: "shame on me”

Wolfcat 11:50 PM: "oof”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:50 PM: "i mean”

Wolfcat 11:50 PM: "cutting deep”

ARGDov 11:50 PM: "Id want to slit my own wrists”

Xenquility 11:50 PM: "I mean it makes sense if you're slightly him”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:50 PM: ":THINKING:”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:50 PM: "your jevil and bup stuff is on brand for me”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:50 PM: "so”

Xenquility 11:50 PM: "jk”

ARGDov 11:50 PM: "and by my own wrists I mean your wrists that is lol”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:50 PM: "wouldnt be too bad of a thing if you were a me”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:50 PM: "or if i were a you”

Wolfcat 11:51 PM: "dov is just obsessed with killing”

/Mr. Circle\ 11:51 PM: "dov wants to murder you”

BUP 11:51 PM: "the funny thing is”

ARGDov 11:51 PM: "I AM HERE”

ARGDov 11:51 PM: "AND HE IS ME”

BUP 11:51 PM: "i straight up”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:51 PM: "idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

BUP 11:51 PM: "gave you the answer to my identity”

otherLiam 11:51 PM: "Dov’s just mad he fucked up and killed Yuuki, don’t mind him.”

Xenquility 11:51 PM: "So if Bupman IA or the "Okay soul contract time" guy”

BUP 11:51 PM: "i honest to god 100% did”

Xenquility 11:51 PM: "*is”

ARGDov 11:51 PM: "I AM HE AND HE IS ME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Uf4sjX8RE”

BUP 11:51 PM: "you just cant connect the dots”

ADULT_LINK△ 11:51 PM: ""didnt like him then, but do now"”

Wolfcat 11:51 PM: "3?”

ARGDov 11:51 PM: "nope”

Wolfcat 11:51 PM: "△”

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