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A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)

Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)

An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

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I’M CRYING, THIS IS SO CUTE

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Say what you want about Guy Fieri, but he has a golden heart

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I lost it at Shang “paid”

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this is it

this is the vine that killed me

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@blikeb74 why is this me

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being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

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When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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it’s so nasty how much people expect time to heal wounds and wanna show up in ur life like “damn ur still bitter about that” yes u rotten mango own up to what u did or stay gone

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Chick fil-a hands down has the best service😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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hang in there buddy.

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*pushes tear back into eye* not now