#naahhhhhh

[sahisan]

chuuya is always hot.

no, not like that.

his body is always hot.

again, not that.

arahabaki keeps his body warm, no, hot, 24/7 and it's such a blissful addition to what he already presents.

and it's all about how he constantly keeps you warm on all occasions, and even when you two aren't particularly close enough—maybe a meter or so between the two of you—the heat emanates from him and you're able to feel it either way.

it's very cold in winter and you're out and forgot your gloves? chuuya's warm hands are right there, either stopping to heat yours up while rubbing them and blowing some hot air onto them, or just getting one of them in his pocket with his own hand already interlacing your fingers together. he rubs your reddened from the cold cheeks and pokes your, the same color as your cheeks, nose, and you can already feel the warmth spreading all over the places along with your whole body.

sometimes you wonder why the hell he even needs floor heating in his penthouse when he's right there. a walking heater. a volcano in the human body ("oh, c'mon, shut it."). it actually matches his fiery-red hair so well, you once thought. chuuya interlaces your legs together at night, tangling his own in yours, and the amount of heat under the blanket you share together actually sends pleasant, warm tingles to the tips of your feet.

chuuya's mouth is also very hot. do you see where i'm going with this? once your and his lips meet and, no matter who slips their tongue into whose mouth, the kiss is always boiling hot—his tongue is, the inside of his mouth is, the hand that reaches for the back of your neck is. it becomes borderline scorching hot with his hands starting to roam all over your body, like you've wrapped yourself in a hundred heating pads, and it feels just so right.

chuuya is hot in both ways, and he does take great pride in it.

[claustrophobic-jellybean]

I love drama... ,:}

[n3bb9]

HELP

GOOD GOD DO NOT FUCKING READ THE FNAF MOVIE NOVELIZATION

I FEEL SICK IM DYING

[jemamore]

i need fadel to get a restraining order on styles, or better yet stab him

[mummer]

now that ive finished it the righteous gemstones is obviously a really funny show that i liked very much but it’s kinda interesting how it ends up pulling its punches about evangelicalism im fully aware it’s a silly comedy and not trying to Do Messaging and yet. like it really lampshades the extreme wealth etc but it doesnt really wanna CONDEMN it… so then you get a a billionaire conservative megachurch pastor who does all these objectively pretty terrible things while ALSO having him be Flawed But Really Good At Heart and not hate gay people.. like wym? are these people abusive or not actually not really it’s fine…. Does the show actually understand the structural evil of evangelicalism or not. is it like, BAD to be a megachurch pastor manipulating the masses for monetary gain or does the power of love and family and good intentions and apologizing override that. you cant hate eli too much dont worry dont think about it he isnt homophobic so it’s fine. Okay so the satire is completely meaningless then and doesnt work

[eiravolence]

love whatever fun combo of anxiety and neurodiversity i have sooo much i love this phase of hyperfixation im in where i genuinely actually legitimately barely any hyperbole spend every waking moment thinking ab it and just aching desparately to Mention it to another human person and then like doing so out of sheer desperation and impulse and immediately hating myself for it and apologizing and cowering while secretly just deeply wishing anyone would say "oh huh that does sound interesting do you have anything else to say?" and then even when they literally say that i dont believe them and go "no haha im sorry i annoyed you im sorry im so annoying" and just insist on it over and over again til they stop asking. I LOVE THIS STUFF IT'S SO FUNNNNNN . 🧍

[profit-of-doom]

I’m at a point in my life where I am actually uncomfortable around people wearing hail satan stuff :///

[fleshengine]

Okay but that doesn't answer the tyranid/hivemind angle. How do you go about domesticating a hivemind?

I think it largely depends on the hivemind. With tyranids, I imagine keeping a single gaunt as a pet would be like having a pet venomous spider. You could seperate it from the hivemind and any synapse units with an implant and then play with your new insect bug puppy thing. Synapse units would probably be harder as they have like a direct connection to the hivemind, also they tend to be bigger, and more deadly. But I'm sure the affini are more than capable of designing a network of implants to pacify such a creature. You'd probably have to do some surgeries to remove bio weapons and stuff, you gotta remember tyranids are intelligently evolved to be weapons. But I imagine a synapse unit being like a big smart bug dog thing. I wonder if affini biorythms could interface with the hivemind's control? Would an affini that spends enough time with their pet hive tyrant be able to communicate with it? Or could implants be used to translate? I don't know! But that's for a writer to decide based on the story they're telling. I don't know if the hivemind itself could be domesticated, it's not a single thing, it's a gestalt consciousness. I imagine each bioship the tyranids have essentially hosts a chunk of the hivemind big enough to interface with the other chunks that are out there. One could definitely domesticate a bioship, and if all were pacified I image the hivemind would be the same. But what would that look like? A big mass of plant matter sitting on the main brain, running vines into and through the body of the ship, touching each nerve cluster and tell it it's okay and it will be fed. Again, I don't know! But I think it's fascinating to think about how one would go about pacifying a gestalt organism that has evolved to do nothing but eat and wage war.

Other hiveminds are also interesting. The Flood from Halo would be a fun one to explore. How do you pacify and domesticate a virulent parasite that warps reality around it? For starters, a Keymind would not be allowed to exist. I think it poses genuinely too great a risk to the compact and would be destroyed. Graveminds on the other vine might be allowed to exist. They exhibit some of the reality warping shit, but they're still small enough that I think it would be feasible to implant them. Combat forms are right out, sure you could keep them around until the dead flesh they live in starts to rot and give out but more probably wouldn't be allowed to be created so they'd run out. Pure forms would be interesting, because of their ability to change shape, whatever the affini put in them would have to be able to change shape as well or inhibit the shape changing. I do really like the image of an affini cuddle a drugged out tank form tho omg. Tbh I think infection forms are where it's at though. Imagine a sophont who actively wants to be infected, and the process is slowed down and less violent and consists more of an integration of beings than a hostile take over. You could call them Domestic Forms!!! Also I think affini biology is particularly suited to such things. they're already largely made of interwoven vines and leaves and antennae right? What's a few fleshy tentacles squeezing through going to change? As long as the domestic form gets fed, and drugged by its guardian I'd imagine it would be quite happy living next to an affini's core.

I don't know enough about other hiveminds (zerg, infested, etc.) to pass judgement on how they'd be domesticated, but you gotta remember this is a collaborative setting where you can do whatever you want within reason. Make a hivemind, think about how a big plant would domesticate it, go wild!

(also for the record I think cybernetic/machine hivemind domestication would look like individual robotic domestication but on a larger scale)

So question(s) for my HDG girlies: does being a floret necessarily mean existing on a spectrum between stoner and house pet? While that's *absolutely* appealing to me I've been tinkering around with some story ideas and everything I've read tends in that direction yet I'm not sure if that's just narrative sampling bias or something.

If they're really dedicated to making sure each sophont before their best self, and a lot of bodymod tech is locked behind the implant, what do they do with a very enthusiastic transhumanist volunteer who wants to become *more* aware, not less? Or one who's already an Orion's Arm style post singularity intelligence and doesn't really wanna go back?

Also, what about hive minds? Like proper tyranid style overminds, who gets to be their owner? What does domesticating them even look like, what does "living your best life" look like for a ravenous swarm of biopuppets? What about sophont polities that are just as assimilate-y as the Affini themselves? Strog/Phyrexian/Infested type deal.

[cinefairy]

how did you keep persisting when you had really bad days? i feel like if i cry a lot it'll ruin everything

NAAHHHHHH i think ive mentioned this before in another post but literally, that cant happen

when you fulfil yourself, IT IS DONE. get that into your head, it is DONE. its irreversible, theres no such thing as “if i cry my desire is gone” because its ALREADY DONE. you already have your desires. you’re not ruining anything

and even neville said if things like this happen then thats OKAY. he never said it was a bad thing he never shamed anyone for doing so he said to gently go back to the state of the wish fulfilled.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Ford did regard Fiddleford as his friend but when the latter got together with Constance, it turned to resentment/anger wondering what his sister saw in Fidda that only grew over the years when he attended their wedding as best man and was there for the birth of their son. It’s worse because Ford was the one who introduced them to each other in the first place, thinking nothing will come out of it.

Part of Ford’s homewrecking plan involved encouraging Fiddleford’s use of the memory erasing gun instead of dissuading him from it like in canon to worsen his mental state to make him unfit to be a husband and father with poor Fidds none the wiser thinking his best friend is looking out for him, reassuring Stan’s worries her husband is fine when Fiddleford is spiraling, hiding some letters and rewiring the phone lines so most phone calls and letters were never sent making Fiddleford and Stan think the other is ignoring them leading to arguments which will then result in a divorce and Ford swooping in to console Stan and take care of her and Tate as the new man of the house.

The last part about becoming the new man of the house does not come to pass since Stan found out about it and pushes Ford into the portal angry and hurt at his betrayal. Years later, when he returns from the portal Ford is greeted by an angry sister, nephew, and brother in law while the rest of the Pines family are confused.

[POPCORN GOBBLING INTENSEFIES] NAAHHHHHH!! Are you telling me Ford's homewrecking plan was THAT meticulous and cruel and deliberate? Like WOAH that's next level evil: encouraging Fidds to erase his memories, and sabotaging communication between him and Stan--god, Ford is methodically and slowly isolating Fidds from his family, by driving him literally insane, and stripping him of his identity. It would be less cruel to just. Kill Fidds, and make it pass as an accident?? and the fact Ford would play "good man of the house" to Stan and Tate, in all of this, is just so sleazy of him, it makes my skin crawl. I can hear him reassure Stan softly, wrapping an hand around her shoulder- while she sobs- telling that he has no idea what gotten into Fidds. He'll try to make him do the right thing, and go back to Stan and Tate, but in any case, Stan should remember that no matter what happens, he, Ford, will always protect her and the kid... WHAT A MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLE AAAHHHH. Your whole scenario is super dark, so I enjoyed it a lot, but at the same time, the ending is weirdly hilarious. I can imagine Fidds, Constance and Tate GLARING at him, and an unusually sheepish Ford just frowning back, outnumbered, and out of excuses to justify his selfish, psychopathic ass. He is LUCKY Fidds would be good at mitigating Stan's impulsive anger, or else he's get turned into minced meat lmao.

[bigfan1811]

Naahhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fightingthetides]

He snorts and responds with a grin. He was very much alive and very much kicking- or rather slicing. A blade honed for cutting down the enemies to the Famiglia if need be, or a protector whose rain can wash away the scent of blood before anyone notices the scent of death.

Eyes glancing over at the paperwork at the desk, he takes note of the names and faces on the paperwork. So he was being called in as a support-role in other words. Hibari is leading the trade while he supports by eliminating the ‘pests’. Picking up the paper Hibari placed atop the pile, committing the information to memory, his eyes briefly pan over to Hibari.

“So, what rules have they broken that you deem them worthy of elimination?”

He’s making a vague joking reference to how Hibari has pummeled many people for violating Namimori’s rules—it didn’t matter if they weren’t even Namimori students to begin with. To this guy, none of that really mattered. Standing straight, flexing the muscles in his neck, stretching them out-

“I could use some more exercise, I’ve been feeling stiff lately. How do you want these guys eliminated?”

Just incapacitated and out of his way- or permanently?

“Is it just us two?”

Or was someone else joining the fray, like Kusakabe? Surely, he wasn’t going to be bringing Haru along? It wasn’t to say that he didn’t think she couldn’t remotely hold her own, but he wouldn’t feel comfortable with having her tag along.

𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋 — an idle thought that dares to escape him but is bitten before succeeding. Instead, the corners of the cloud's mouth twitch into a faint smirk, which can be heard in his tone as well if listened carefully. ❝ Takeshi Yamamoto, it is nice to see you alive and kicking. ❞ Formal greetings without glacial seriousness have become an anthem of his and the Tenth's lot and as usual, once they are sung, business follows right after. The papers Kyoya places on his desk, on their side, are lists of names, secrets and hints of several Yakuza members. Quite obviously marked ones are those who tend to be especially pain in the neck each and every time so, they require special attention to during 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒆. However, the ones written on this single paper he freshly places on top of the previous ones, those are the ones that ought to be gone in a heartbeat. Naturally, besides himself, Takeshi Yamamoto is the only guy he can fully count on with the job in Japan. Thus, here they are.

❝ You know the drill. I will lead the trade and you will eliminate these pests for me. ❞ That faint smirk? Widens into a pristine vibrant shade on his marble-cut features. ❝ I will aid you of course should things get out of control. Tonight's guests are a bit special after all, let's say. ❞ So, what you say? Is a loud question his ashen hues.

[connorsui]

NAAHHHHHH SUKUNA GENUINELY GETTING MAD THAT YUUJI THREATENING HIM NOW!? LIKE WHAT U THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN!? MY MAN!?

"It seems like you're having a severe misunderstanding. I won't settle for just slicing you into pieces, brat. ILL KILL EVERYONE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOUR EYES THAT YOU CARE ABOUT AND HOLD VALUE"

He gave u an opportunity my man and now my son gonna give u a valid reason to regret dem words 😭😭💀💀

[mintytealfox]

HELPPP i love your norton's yapping SO MUCHHHH but idk what to ask.... PLEASEEE YAP MORE maybe some headcanons?????

HAHA~ 🤣🤣 SURE THING ANON I GOT YOU~

Here's some more headcanons~

So I have been thinking that Norton is probably one of those who can immediately fall asleep as soon as he lays down. Like if he counted he would be like "one....." -gonzo to dreamland- XD I can see him avoiding sleep to get everything he wants done and finished but as SOON as he hits that pillow he is a GONER! (He could probably sleep anywhere and in any position lol) He lays down under a tree? GONE. He lays his head down on the table? GONE. He gets comfortable in a chair? GONE. (heh we even have proof of this one in his 'snooze' standby motion XD bro didn't even bother laying his head down, he is just sitting there asleep until he starts falling over PFF LOL and then IMMEDIATELY GOES BAACK TO SLEEP IN THE SAME POSITION after catching himself I CAANN'TT LOOOL) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I am looking through Norton's traits (seeking more inspo lol) and noticed THIS:

Norton heals people in 13.64 seconds when the average is 15.0 seconds 👀 He also heals himself faster in 27.27 seconds while the average is 30.0 seconds 👀

So the image of Norton just ripping fabric and tying up the wounds of someone and his accuracy and quick movements just baffling the other that is getting worked on. I can see that being a little unexpected from him if you don't know him (which is an easy thing to miss cause of his huge walls he has around him and the characters he plays) Oh my GOSH! So Frederick has burns on him, so the idea that Da Capo finds Frederick with those burns and Norton just hurries and gets to work leaving Alice and Melly a little stun locked that Norton doesn't even hesitate and using everything he has access to! AND with those survivalist skills he likely knows what plants to use to help the healing process and use as bandages and such 👀

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Now for THIS

Bro is gonna be SCARRED for LIFE by those dang BIRDS (what a horror fest being followed and surrounded by birds like UHG 😭😭) //getting chased by a chicken is bad enough but being chased by flying crows and ravens??? those big brain game players?? NAAHHHHHH//

But look at his face? How in the world is he in any sort of headspace to go hunting for Alice like he was brought there to do?? He is on the RUN! He has already turned coat, with a goal to get away ;; He does look like he has a destination in mind though, when looking at those last two images. And there is absolutely no malicious intent in those eyes at all, he looks desperate and potentially (likely) on a mission to do his part to get out

AHHHH

[oscconfessions]

I love four bfdi he's my best friend and husband

He's probably got some real good personality when he's alone with somebody. Like he's aggressive and weird in large crowds but once you get him alone AUGH thats the good shit

Hes got like. The best taste in music too. He likes lemon demon and tally hall and the black keys and also, yeah, probably listens to hyperpop/hyper electric

He crawls on all fours up the stairs and slides down the railings

And of course my all time favourite headcanon for him. Actually likely not a headcanon at this point I'm pretty sure it's canon. He's watched the full bfdi series like 7 times and has memorized most of the episodes

Projecting???? Me???????? Naahhhhhh...

-🔒

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[teawinx]

Winx, The Roxy Chronicles: The Dragonfly Girls

Oh yeah, new name for 'em I just noticed that the term butterfly was becoming less and less relevant to them, especially to Roxy. Dragonflies, however, are.

(plus it's a cute nod to the Great Dragon, y'know, with DRAGONfly)

And also yes, Rachel's looking a lil different. After chatting with @charmixpower, he helped me see that Rachel having basically the same hair colour as Roxy was redundant. Like SUPER technically their hair weren't the exact same shade of green, but it was similar enough for most to not notice. So from now on Rachel's more of a blue/teal. So it's still in the same range, but more her own thing.

... totally not putting off finishing the bitch trio's designs naahhhhhh