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Watching Ravenous (1999) in winter...while located in a barrack cabin in the middle of the woods in former WWII POW work camp..AND with people who have never seen nor even heard of the movie....AND while devouring massive quantities of potato pancakes with bacon... is truly an experience.
#ravenous#i was waiting for a perfect moment to rewatch the movie#n this was great#puts it on the list of of my top movie watching experiences#gotta love that one of my fav winter retreat locations is a damned WWII POW work camp#not literally damned#its just a place#really nice actually except some of the architectural remnants#and the knowledge of history#the whole area is a āTown of non-profit organizationsā now#i might have talked about it already#watched the shining there few years ago#also evil dead 1 and 2
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kate bush featured on top pop (tv), march 1978 ź©
#there are so many great photos from her performance so i might upload some more later!#music#kate bush#wuthering heights#fashion#1978#70s#1970s#seventies#1970s fashion#photography#aesthetic#whimsigoth#vintage#old school cool#style#70s style#70s aesthetic#70s fashion#70s girl#70s music#women in music#female musicians#vintage fashion#vintage style#rock n roll#rock photography#music photography#art rock
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girls and the inherent loneliness they have felt all their lives
#doing great this thursday afternoon why do you ask#no i was not having a decent day n then it got ruined by this at all what#diary#tiyas thoughts
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ąą§.All characters are aged up 18+. MDNI.

"I have never seen an actual dick before," you blurt out, mouth full of popcorn as you watched Bakugou work on repairing his gauntlet, he stops, turning to look at you, bewildered.
"I didn't really need to know that." He deadpanned, turning back to his work station, tip of his ears taking on a rosy hue.
"No, listen, like I know you haven't seen a pussy either," You stopped abruptly, watching as his head snap towards you for the second time, palms gripping the screwdriver tight.
"The fuck is wrong with you," he sighed out, giving up fixing his gauntlet, instead getting up to grab a drink, you scramble, tossing the popcorn bowl onto the side table, before hopping behind him.
"Nothing is wrong with me," you state, pressing a hand against your chest you stand in front of him, "I am just curious, and I know you are too." You fold your arms, eyes challenging his.
"No."
"I didn't even say anything yet."
"I know what is cooking in your head." He points an accusatory finger, side-eyeing you, "and the answer to that is no." He knew exactly what you intend to say, but he has no intention taking part in any of your fantasies.
"But, this is like mutual benefit," you instigated, placing both your hands on your hips, "Like I get to see what I want and you get to see what yo-"
"When did I say I want to see your pussy?"
"Bitch, I know you want to," You counteracted, chest heaving slightly as you tried to convince him, breaking him is difficult, for some even impossible but you can, with the right approach you can make him do anything.
"Think about it, Suki." You lower your voice a little, eyes lowered before you slowly lifted them, catching his eyes, you notice the hitch in his breath, notice his eyes darting down at your lips before your eyes again, "I wanted to do this with you, only you."
He swallows hard, his Adam's apple bobbing up and then down, you know his resolve is about to break.
"Once, then we never talk about it."
Your eyes lit up, hands already moving to untie the strings of your sweats.
"Woah! Slow the fuck down, I didn't say now!" He groans, instantly averting his eyes and turning away slightly.
"Why not?"
He groans, hands placed on his face, as he turned a deeper shade of red."I have to clean up." He mumbled, voice barely above a whisper.
"What do you mean? Do you have to.... wash it or something?" You tilt your head.
"The fuck! It's washed." He juts, arms crossing again as he tried to convince you about his hygiene, not that you needed it, you knew what a clean freak he was.
"Then what is it, Suki."
"I have to shave." He breaths out, you look at him bewildered. He watches as you finally register his words, stupid grin returning on your face.
"I don't mind it fuzzy, peaches." You scratch your chin, before eyeing him up and down.
Bakugou glares at you, steam flaring his nostrils, before he launches at you, hands coming to grab your waist as gently smacked you with a nearby pillow.
"Okay! Okay, we don't have to do it now." You yielded, hands coming to shield your face. Both of you are breathless, chests heaving as you take in your position, your legs a spread enough to accommodate him between your legs, he is sitting on his heels, palms on your thighs, you twitch slightly, heat rising in your belly.
You moved forward, rising to your elbows, "We don't have to take our pants off, Mr. Dynamight, but-" you sit up, pulling his face towards you, "but, there are others things we can share." You hand glides down, resting on his tits pecs.
He flexes them subconsciously, "you have already seen me shirtless before."
"It's only fair, I take my shirt off then." You squirm a little, pulling your shirt from underneath you, you lift it high enough so that the hem of the shirt is tucked underneath your chin, bare breasts exposed to the cold air of the room and to him.
You watch him visible swallow, his pupils dilating as he takes in the sight of your hardening nipples, "Can I touch you?" His voice, barely above a whisper, hands gripping the carpet beside your waist, you pretend to think for a moment, eyes narrowing at him, "That is, if you want it." He stutters, backing up slightly, ensuring you wouldn't feel uncomfortable despite this being your idea.
You spread your legs wider, before locking them around his waist, "You can touch, Suki." You mutter, dainty fingers coming to scratch the back of his head, pulling him closer.
He balances himself on one hand above you, other hand coming to palm your breast, he holds first, unaware of what to do and quiet honestly enjoying the weight of it in his hand.
You let out a sigh, placing your hand on your other breast, "You can squeeze it, gently," you flex your fingers, the fat bulging between your digits, Bakugou copies it, eyes locked as if he is in a trance.
You move your hand slightly, slowly twisting your nipple, fingers pinching and tugging at your bud, Bakugou follows that too, thick fingers flicking at your nipples, rolling it between his thumb and index finger.
You bite your lips, contemplating, before your blurt out, "You can suckle on it too." Your free hand deviating back to his head, gently nudging his head towards your chest.
His eyes become droopy, breathing heavily, he brings his face closer, slightly chapped lips encircling your nipple. It's experimental first, as he tries to feel what it's like, before he pulls away taking a deep breath and diving back in.
He stays attached to your breast for what feels like eternity, his cheeks smeared with his spit, the same dripping between your boobs. He pulls back, feeling light headed, as he glances down at your figure once more. "That was..." His words drifted away, throat drying as he tried to form a sentence.
"Insightful." You smirked lazily, moist panties sticking to your cunt, "next time I am going to explore your tits." You words make him blush harder, ever present redness of his cheek darkening.
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#bnha#bnha x reader#mha#mha x reader#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#bnha bakugou#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha smut#mha smut#bakugou smut#bakugou katsuki smut#bakugou x reader smut#bakugou#bnha bakugou katsuki#bakugou bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#great explosion murder god dynamight#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader fluff#bnha fluff#mha bakugou#bakugou x reader angst#bakugou x y/n#bakugou x reader fluff#bakugou x you#bakugou x fem!reader#bakugou fluff#bnha x reader smut
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miss mitternacht fucking balling
she's bawling?? oh, no no. she's Ballin'
#i still need to figure out how i want mitternacht's body to look since i dont draw her Nearly enough as i should#tried giving her this sorta Mechanical look with her arms n legs#she's also (supposed) to have some anthro avian legs but they didn't work well for the Actual basketball poses lol whoops#god game#askums 2#my dear im Fucking Balling#great god grove#this is also allowed in the tags I've Decided
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so. what a stream eh
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#digital art#tbob#gf#my art#digital illustration#character illustration#great uncle ford#toxic yaoi#alex n pals
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heres a crappy venn (??) diagram explaining the dynamics in the tl4j time travel au bc it's easier than trying to write a full plot
#tl4j time travel au#slightly longer ver is cal and ezra have 1. accepted what's happened to them and 2. know tragedy has given them an amazing found family#which they wouldnt have if everything was 'fixed'#and ezra knows from the wbw that changing the past is a Bad idea (which alongside the found family thing cal accepts n agrees w)#but ahsoka cant take her own advice and insists fixing this is Different to the Kanan thing#bc she has not accepted it the same way and her life is soo much more depressing and seeing the live republic reminds her#if she fixed the timeline she'd have her whole family back (bc rn she just has luke) and thered be so much less horrible horrible loss#and luke is the force's specialest boy so he assumes itll all work out great#its basically 'attachments + compassion for those the empire killed' vs 'attachments + acceptance of the world that exists now'#like both 'sides' are going half good jedi ideology and half attachment ig (tho cal n ezra i think have a one-up on jedi-ness of their idea#misc tag#but even tho cal n ahsoka/ ezra n luke have opposed goals theyre the only ones who understand what the other is going thru#so u get fun dynamics as shown by the diagram
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Well, time to be abnormal about them for the rest of the year
#FUCKING GREAT SEASON FINALE BUT OH MY GOD#I AM IN P A I N#helluva boss#helluva boss blitzo#helluva blitzo#helluva boss stolas#helluva stolas#helluva boss loona#helluva loona#helluva boss octavia#helluva octavia#stolitz#stolas x blitzo#blitzo x stolas#helluva boss spoilers
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no thoughts just hugging mammon with everything you have and crying into the nape of his neck while he hugs you just as tight, just as hard, just as desperately, but also so gently because heās afraid heāll break you with how delicate you are right now.
no thoughts just slumping against him after crying out everything left in you and falling asleep while he still holds onto you and kisses the crown of your head because he knows you wonāt notice.
no thoughts just his heart breaking because if he had his way he would take your pain onto himself in a heartbeat but he canāt and thatās what hurts the most.
no thoughts just mammon staying with you like that the whole night and checking your pulse occasionally and feeling relieved at itās presence because it means youāre still here with him.
no thoughts just falling asleep with your first man and having him treat you like youāre the most precious thing in all of the three realms.
no thoughts; just mammon being your rock like he always is.
#sorry guys the mental illness has been mental illness-ing and i just need my bf rn. i wuv him forreal#obey me swd#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#mammon obey me#om! mammon#mammon#mammon avatar of greed#mammonobeyme#the great mammon#mammon x gender neutral reader#mammon x me#mammon x y/n#mammon x you#mammon x mc#mammon x reader#swd mammon#mammon fluff#mammon angst#obey me x reader#obey me x you#obey me x gender neutral reader#swd obey me!#obey me x y/n#obey me x mc#obey me shall we date mammon#shall we date mammon#mammon headcannons#obey me comfort
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ex husband gojo satoru on the brainā¦.you have two kids together and after the divorce you get shared custody but the whole family gathers together only on special occasions like your childrenās birthdays or important school events etc etc.
of course, this doesnāt mean you donāt cross paths with satoru for the rest of the time. on ordinary days he comes up with all kinds of ways to force his presence back in your life (and yours in his).
at least three times a week he drops by your house with a lousy excuse that āthe kids forgot this, the kids forgot thatā back at his place. other times he pretends to have forgotten that itās your turn to pick them up from school, so you accidentally run into each other and he shamelessly invites himself over for dinner which you canāt bring yourself to decline because the kids are already too excited about spending time together.
even if youāve parted ways on paper, satoru is still not over you, at all. in fact, he thinks he can win you back because you never stopped being his, not even for a second. youāre just being too difficult right now. you mustāve forgotten that itās not really marriage that made you his to begin with, so divorce doesnāt change a thing. it stings him though, really it does, that you took the ring off and abandoned his name.
but itās okay. you belonged to him way before he gave you the ring and his last name. those are only some minor formalities. itās just back to square one. everything will fall back into place again, he just needs to remind you of the basics. but the order in which things fall into place will be different this time around.
if itās the kids that bring you together, all he needs to do is make you give him another one. if he plays his cards right he will get to fuck you soon, he is certain. your heart might be confused right now, but your body seems to remember him way too well. he can smell it, the scent of your arousal whenever heās around.
itās just a matter of time. heāll make sure to blow his load only inside you. multiple times so it works.
once you get pregnant again, heāll use his unborn as an excuse to be around you all the time ā āthe baby is still in your belly, this is the only way i can spend time with my childā
heās got 9 months to make you fall for him again, and by the time the baby is born, heāll make it so your last name is gojo again. heās already picked a ring.
#ąŖąŖ ā ai writes#i want to turn this into a fic lmfao#heās like#so bummed tbh bc you have ONLY two kids#if you had more kids he would have all the more excuses to see you#also heās a great dad itās not like the kids are just an excuse to him to be with you#but heās so lovesick okay heāll do anything to win you back#n e wayzzzz#how do i tag this lmfao its lowkey babytrapping how despicable of him#tw pregnancy#tw baby trapping#tw children#[ ā” ] ā satoru
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Bye-bye to the colors that won't come again
#my art#great god grove#cobigail#do you ever think about how she was isolated for 20 years#all that time slowly forgetting bits n details#details of who she was too#she's so doubtful of her own good-heartedness when we see her in game#idk man i think about her a lot#lets all die in minecraft
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All characters are aged up 18+.MDNI. Part ā
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It's been 2 weeks, since step 1 of your body exploration project, Bakugou still refuses to call it that, instead insisting it's just horny hormones possessing you both, despite it, all he can think about is you, your pliant body, laying on the floor as he explored your chest.
He couldn't get the image of you out of his head, late night thoughts spent on wondering what you looked like underneath all the clothing, he understood your curiosity now.
"When are you free this week?" He spoke, breaking the silence in your office, you quirk your eyebrow at him, silently asking him for an explanation.
"I am not free till Saturday," You rummage through your drawers, "but I do have 2 days off after that," you pull out a crumbled paper, which had your schedule for the month. "Why though?"
He let's out a deep breath, wondering if he should ask you about the arrangement you both had, on one hand he didn't want to come across as some kind of degenerate looking for nearest and quick fuck and on the other hand, he rubbed his cock raw with your face in his mind.
You watch him closely, his face getting more constipated with each second. "When are we gonna continue that?" He blurts eventually, facing heating up as you continue to stare at him in confusion.
"Continue what?"
He groans, hands coming to rub his temple, he contemplated running away in that moment, at least he knows you still haven't figured out what he is asking for, he takes his chance, "You know, showing each other..." His voice quietens towards the end of his sentence, although you instantly understand what he was asking, you still tilt your head in faux confusion, furrowing your eyebrows to emphasize your non existent dilemma.
"Ugh!" He grunts, "I want to see your cunt!" He almost yelled, instantly cringing and wondering if someone outside the office may have heard him.
You press your lips towards, trying and failing to stifle a laugh, the giggle escapes, "Jeez, Suki, way to be subtle." You tease him a little, enjoying his flustered appearance.
"Don't," he sucks in a deep breath, "don't fucking bring it up."
"I am free tonight." You put him out of his misery, showing him the light at the end of a dark tunnel and eventually your pussy.
His nods his head, not meeting your eyes, "I'll pick you up at 7." Before he brisks out the office.
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It's almost 9 pm when you get done with dinner, something bakugou insisted he cooks for you before you both perform step 2 of body exploration project, it warmed your heart a little, warmed your pussy alot.
Despite all the teasing you put him through while he cooked, you were the one dripping, excited to finally see him.
He snarls, face scrunched up as he examines you sitting criss crossed on him bed, face supported by your hands as you waited for him to strip, "Why the fuck do I strip down while you stay clothed?" He argued, arms crossed.
You scoff, leaning back on your elbows, "If I remember correctly," you cock your head slightly, "I took my shirt off last time, so fairly you should be next," you wave around your hand, gesturing towards him legs, "so pants off, peaches."
He gets your point, but that doesn't really help his situation, he slowly strips off his pants then his underwear, he was hard, had been hard for weeks now, the vivid images of you, making his cock drool with precum.
He watches your reaction, the widening of your eyes, how they locked on his dick making it twitch, the slight parting of your lips, he hopes it's good enough for you, "Done oogling?" He snarls, trying to hide his nervousness, "whore." He spits out, it's harmless, not even an insult you know it too.
"For you, always." You wink at him cheekily, teasing smile painted in your face, as you crawl over to the end of the bed, coming in to take a closer look. "Do you mind sitting down, I kinda wanna see it from all angles."
"Ehh! The fuck do you mean see from all angles." He groans, every second with your eyes on him, pushing him closer to shooting his load, he is scared that he'll end up spraying without touching his cock.
"Wanna observe it Suki," You looked up at him from where you kneeled on the bed, "Can I touch you?" You ask, mouth watering at the sight of him, he sure did clean shave everything, he nods his head in response, too shocked to say anything else, "Words Suki, say it out load." You mean it as consent, he follows it like a command.
"Yes, fucking touch me," he groans when your hands instantly come to hold his waist, swaying slightly as you get close enough, that he feels your breath on his skin.
"It's really pretty, Suki" You examine him, dainty fingers coming to wrap around the base of his cock, he stutters, hips bucking forward unconsciously, you hear him mumble out an apology, his hand pressed up against his mouth, to stop the moans from leaking out.
It however can't stop the leaking of his cock, precum oozes out, it's thick, you could mistake it for come, "Is it always this wet?" You queried, thumbing at his slit, pinching your fingers together, his pre stringing.
"Shut. Up." He whined, before thick cum shoots out if his cock, you are fast enough to not let it get in your eye, but not fast enough to stop it from landing on your lips and lower.
Everything stills for a moment, you stare ahead, at his cock, your hand still wrapped around his base as he continues to twitch. He can't meet your eyes anymore. He thinks it's all over, that you'll realise what a loser he is, what he doesn't expect is for you to lick away at you thumb, fingers moving to collect more cum as you clean away all of it.
You catch is expression, "What?" You pout, "It's part of the exploration," you clean the remaining strings with your t-shirt before pulling it over your head and tossing it to the side.
He stood still, processing what just happened, he dick still twitching as he finally moved to kneel between your legs, hands slowly coming to rest on your thighs.
"Excited to see my pussy, Suki?" You voice is low, mind hazy with his fingers so close to your cunt, you lift your legs, pulling off your short, plain white panties coming into the view something you chose for the night.
"It's so fucking wet." His hand moved to the back of your thighs, lifting them slightly, as he stared at the almost see through spot.
"It's cause of you." Your speech is little slurred, words coming out slow as your brain tried to imagine what he would feel like against your hard little clit.
"I better fix it then."
Oh, how the tables were suddenly turned.
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#so the first part did surprisingly well and welp i got loads of motivation to continue#bnha x reader#mha#mha x reader#bnha#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#bnha bakugou#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha smut#bakugou bnha#bakugo#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou smut#bakugou x reader smut#great explosion murder god dynamight#bakugou katsuki x reader fluff#bakugou katsuki smut#mha bakugou#bakugou#bakugou x reader angst#bakugou x reader fluff#bakugou x y/n#bakugou x you#bakugou x fem!reader#bnha fluff#bakugou katuski x reader#bnha bakugou katsuki#bakugou katsuki x you#boku no hero academia
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serenity š¼š
for an art trade with @sootnuki! gay gods be upon ye
#the small gay thing and the big gay thing š£ļøš£ļøš£ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø#this was sooo fun to draw i'm obsessed with their designs. thespius' realm is also Gorgeous#btw everyone go follow oak NEOW his art is amazing n he's one of the reasons why i ended up finishing this game#art#drey draws#great god grove#ggg#thespius green#click clack#whaaats their ship name uhh..#lovestory#i think lol
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kiss it better; k. bakugo
you forgot to give katsuki his good morning kissāand he is not happy about it.
pairing: katsuki bakugo x you!

Your boyfriend is fumingāsteam coming out of his head, red in the face type of fuming. You can see him in the corner of your eye, burning a hole into the side of your head. The pencil he was holding as he did his homework snapped in half within an instant.
You furrow your brows in concern, trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with him this time. He looked like a ticking time bombāas if he would implode any moment. You send your boyfriend a small frown, and mouth 'what?' but he merely grits his teeth, grabbing a new pencil from his backpack as he turns his back to you and scribbles away at his workāignoring you completely.
You pout when he turns away from you, and Mina pokes you with the end of her pen as she laughs.
"What's he whining about this time?" She questions, and you can see the muscles in Katsuki's back tense upāyou know he wants to turn around and snap back, but he remains still, peering down at the math worksheet in front of him with a clenched jaw.
"I don't know. Butāhe might be hungry!" You say, digging into your backpack to find one of his snacks as Mina's eyes light with amusement.
"Hangry." She jokes, and you suppress your laughter for your boyfriend's sake as you approach his desk with apple slices in handāfreshly cut by your loving hands this morning and packed into a little orange zippy bag.
"Kats," You singsong, sitting in the empty seat beside him as you hold out his apple slices with a smile. He turns around with a scowl, but his eyes soften just the slightest bit when he sees you brought him something to eat. Unfortunately, they harden once again as he turns away from you.
"I'm not hungry, you idiot. Do you need help with the homework, or something? I know how much your dumbass struggles with linear equations." He mumblesāand your eyes light up at his words
"Nope! I did it all by myself today, Kats! And I think I did good..." You say, lost in thought as he grumbles something under his breath
"What was that?" You say, opening the ziplock bag and taking out an apple sliceāyou feed it to him, and he chomps down fastānearly taking your finger off in the process.
"Ah!" You shriek, leaning backwards in your seat as you laughāoh, he was very cranky about something this morning.
"Seems to me like you don't need me anymore." He states, voice gruff as he continues doing out the math problem in front of him. You blink in surprise, putting his snack down onto the table before you place a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"What makes you think that?" You ask, gently rubbing the spot between his shoulder blades and neck as he subconsciously leans into your touch. You always knew where his body ached the most āand your gentle hands always soothed the pain behind his skin that no one else couldn't reach.
"You know why," He sighs, and you shake your head no as he lets out an even louder sigh
"You didn't give me my good morning kiss." He mutters quietly, staring at the ground with furrowed brows as you let out a thoughtful "ah."
"Well, if that's the case..." You start, quickly checking your surroundings to ensure no one was lookingābefore you pecked his lips as quickly as you possibly could. Katsuki doesn't even have time to blink before you pull away with a laugh, walking back to your seat beside Mina as you send him a playful glance over your shoulder
Unfortunately, you made the mistake of believing your stubborn boyfriend would be satisfied by just that.
He's stomping over to youāand Mina can barely even get out a warning for you to duck from the crazy blonde marching your way before he grabs hold of both of your cheeks and pulls you into a kissāpressing his mouth hard against yours as you let out a squeal of protest, trying to push him off as his friends laughter echoes through the room.
He pulls away after a few secondsāhis lips tilting into a slanted smirk at the flustered look on your face before it disappears as he turns towards his cackling friends. Without another wordāKatsuki stomps back to his desk and sits down, continuing his work as if nothing happened while you sit still in your seat, quite literally stunned into silence.
"Hey! That's the first time I've seen him kiss you, Y/n! I didn't know he knew how to love a woman right, but I'm glad to see it!" Kirishima exclaims with a sharp grin and you cover your face with a groan. Bakugo barks out a laugh from across the classroom at his wordsāat the nerve.
"Of fucking course I know how to love her right, you moron! No one does it better than me, and that's a fact!"
No one disagrees with him. And it's only a few minutes later when he's walking back to you with much calmer stepsāmuttering a quiet thank you for the apples slices.
Yeah, he was a handful, but there was no doubt that he was all yours.
#ć»ā„ ššš š°š«š¢ššš¬!#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugou#katsuki bakugo x y/n#bakugo#mha#my hero academia#bnha#boku no hero academia#katsuki bakugo#dynamight#bakugo katuski#kacchan#deku#great explosion murder god dynamight#bakugo katsuki#mha bakugou#bnha bakugou#bakugo x you#bakugo fluff#katsuki x reader#katsuki x you#katsuki x y/n#bnha bakugo katsuki
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You know what would be absolutely hilarious? If Y/n was very androgynous-looking. Like maybe she has short cropped hair, doesn't speak much, wears no make up, mostly male clothing and binds her chest so that she doesn't have to worry about her boobs getting in the way? And she's still getting pretty acclimated to the team, but when they all wake up early on laundry day and everyone is gathering their clothes to put into the washer Johnny's dumb ass zones in on the pink frilly bra that somehow ends up in Simon's hamper.
"Oh, Simon, didnāt know ye liked keepinā wee mementos!" He taunts holding the undergarment and obnoxiously raising his brows at him in a suggestive manner.
And so Kyle and Price join in on the teasing. Price whistles at Simon's disgruntled look.
"Never pegged you for a magpie, mate. A bra, really?" Kyle ribs.
"Iāll tell you what, Simon, if I were you, Iād keep that under wraps. Canāt be good for your street cred, mate." Price adds on, causing everyone to laugh. Everyone BUT Y/n who silently snatches the bra out of Johnny's hand and adds it to her hamper.
"Aw, come on! Weāre just havinā a bleedinā laugh." Johnny pouts, as his eyes following her form to the laundry room just a few feet away.
But everyone's jaw (except for Simon's) literally drops as they watch her put all her girly, frilly panties into the washer. And it's just quiet for like a whole five minutes ESPECIALLY because Simon knows he's getting the last laugh. Unfortunately it's a bit at Y/n's expense, but she's also relishing in the fact that they all look like total idiots.
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DPxDC Multiverse Police (pt. 2)
"You said you're going to ask questions, then can we ask questions?" Superman really tries to be polite here because, first, he was raised by Kents and, second, Jazz and the whole interdimensional police thing looks non-hostile. At least now.
The redhead nods, "Sure, ask away, I'll answer everything I can." Then, she notices Batman reaching to touch the green shield and makes a soft, warning noise, "Ah, sorry, please don't touch it. I can show how it works later, but it's not meant to keep you out. It's to keep everything else in."
Batman reluctantly puts his head down and turns to her.
"Elaborate."
The sci-fi ship in the air makes a loud hissing sound, like compressed air being released, and the bottom part of it slides open. Jazz nods in the direction of the now open ship.
"You know what they say, it's better to see it once than to hear it ten times."
There are three humanoid figures standing in there. All of them are mostly monochrome, black and white clothes, starkling white hair. They look like one adult and two children, but it's one of the kids who raises his hands to his mouth and yells so loud everyone in three miles radius is able to hear him:
"Step away from the shield, please, shit's about to get real!"
None of the heroes move, but Jazz does take a few steps away. Wonder Woman, after a moment of hesitation, follows her example.
A mechanical voice comes from the ship itself, "Countdown to the breach. Five... Four..."
On 'three,' all three of the monochrome figures step out from the ship. But, before any of the heroes have time to worry, they all float in the air, undeterred by gravity, and the ship door closes behind them.
The countdown reaches 'one'. And in the next moment, it looks like the hell breaks loose.
Countless giant vines shoot out from the portal up, reaching for the ship. True to what the red hoverboarder said, they are very much toothy, every vine splitting in two and attempting to bite the ship like some twisted idea of scissors.
None of them reach it.
The oldest of three kids claps his hands, and a wall of raging fire descends on the vines, throwing them off. In the next moment, the trio falls apart, flying through the lovecraftian mess of carnivorous plants with practiced ease, the younger ones using what looks like icicles and little storms.
"Who are they?" Batman asks Jazz, following the youngest one's - the only girl among the three - movements as she creates a strong gust of wind with a wave of her hand. None of the vines or attacks get past the shield, though.
"My siblings," the girl answers, pointing her hand at the oldest one, "That's Dan. He's the most violent. One time, he destroyed our original world, but that timeline doesn't exist anymore." She then points to the girl, "That's Dani, the youngest. She rarely joins the crew lately. And she is actually a clone, but at this point, most of us have been cloned once or twice, so it's not a big deal anymore." She then points her finger to the last one, a boy that flies past them quicker than a lightning, freezing everything he touches, "And this is Danny. He is the most powerful one. Technically, he could have just ended the fight with one Wail, but kids like to have fun. Also, they don't get to show off their elemental powers a lot, so they are mostly being dramatic for you."
She says all this so easily, just like a matter of fact, and it is at this moment that the members of JL realize the sheer power of whoever these people are. When she casually told them she bested Superman, it could have been written as a coincidence, a joke. But this?
Dan growls as one of the vines scratches his shoulder. He bleeds green, but it's only for a second before both the wound and the suit knit themselves back together. This is not just a simple accelerated healing, it almost looks like a miracle.
"Oi, brats, I'm done with show off, get out of the way!" He yells at the other two, and Danny and Dani quickly follow the order, flying closer to him and behind his back.
"Cover your ears," Jazz tells the heroes around her, and puts her helmet back on, as Dan takes a deep breath and screams.
It hurts even those who follow Jazz's advice. Batman feels like his eardrums are about to be shattered for the lack of better word. But the vines like the sonic attack even less - most of them subdue and pull back inside the portal, and the rest is dissipating like they are being burned from the inside out.
And then, just like it began, the scream - the wail - stops. The silence feels deafening after the end of it, but slowly, the sounds return, and the JL watches Danny flying down to the center of the portal. He puts his hands on the surface of it, and for a long moment, nothing happens.
And then the Pit starts closing up.
Or, no, it is Danny who absorbs it, the green flowing up through his hands, his veins that start glowing the same green. His eyes become the same toxic color, with no whites and no irises, just glowing green all over, and his hair shimmers like stars.
A few minutes later, the portal is gone, like it never even existed, and Danny plants his feet on the ground and stretches, like one would do after a good rest.
"Oof, that was nice!" He turns to the other two, who are still up in the air, "Do you want some?"
Dan flips him off before going back to the ship, but Dani floats down to him and extends her hands out.
"Sure. I like getting it from you better than from the portal itself anyway. Gives it a sparkling taste, like Sprite," she chuckles. Danny takes her hands in his, and the green glow slowly makes its way through their joined palms, now flowing through the girlās body.
"What are they?" Flash whispers, horrified, but Jazz hears it nonetheless and turns her head to him, taking her helmet off once again.
"That is not a very appropriate question," she chastises and smiles at their faces, "But it's okay, I get it. They are ghosts. Or ectoplasmic entities, or halfas, or highly liminal beings. Or, if you want a very simplified version, they are dead kids who are enjoying their afterlife a little too much."
"Dead?" Batman zeros on the word, snapping his eyes at the girl. She smiles, and for the first time, it doesn't look human. Her teeth are too sharp, her grin too wide, and her eyes are suddenly not just teal, but neon bright and glowing, with vertical irises.
"Most of us are dead in one way or another. And I do not mean it in a metaphorical sense."
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What I'm thinking is they have a whole system going on. Amity Park generally resides in the Realms, but from time to time, they decide they want to go on a vacation, as a whole town, and they pop into existence on one of the Earths. They don't really care for the universe or dimension they end up in, as long as it is more or less peaceful (as in, no active wars going on right where they pop up), has sunlight and nice weather.
The GIW is taking care of legal things - imagine US government reaction when a whole ass town just boom, starts existing in a place where nothing existed before? So GIW does all the paperwork and discussions. Also, they are doing their basic research on the dimension they end up in, for science purposes.
I'm thinking Vlad is still a mayor of Amity. And sometimes, when a particular dimension is rather annoying, he straight up possesses the authorities because he hates official talks and couldn't care less for morals if he tried for a week. The GIW scolds him, but don't really say no. It's not a good solution to the problem, but hey, it works.
Meanwhile, Fentons are doing ectoplasmic research. They scan the dimension for troubles, basically, looking for natural portals and ghosts causing ruckus. Jazz is almost always the one who does the talking to the heroes native to the dimension - she is the one who has the most patience and social skills. Jack is in charge of transportation and Maddie is the head of biological, ecto-biological and other species research. Tucker is the tech specialist, of course - he is the sole reason why Amity has wi-fi wherever they go. Val and her father are, kind of, protectors? Security? But for the whole town, yeah. They do have GIW agents as subordinates.
Dani is not always living in Amity, she travels the Realms most of the time, but she joins when something interesting happens. Dan is, like, on an eternal probation period, GIW and Fentons keep an eye on him, but he is one of the heavy hitters for when shit goes down.
Danny is living his best life, he is mainly the protector spirit of Amity, but he also gets to protect all the dimensions from ghosts! He helps anyone and everyone - one day he is working with Val on defenses for their main ship they use to travel inside dimensions, and the next day he is joining Maddie in her studies of new species found.
Oh, I forgot Sam. She is probably the one responsible for the magic stuff - mostly everyone else focuses on scientific aspects, but she is the one to research on occult things.
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