#myssi

[sixbillicnsouls]

( ❛ ╾ open && myssi spire )

“Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes and it takes and it takes.”

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Tryna write this post about Hobie's Black-Cat OC MysStray and like 😭😭 I'm Strugglin' I really am

ummm I'm too lazy to go and finish it and make it all nice so imma just infodump about her and Hobies past and dynamic heehee

Anyway 😈 her name is pronounced Miss Stray or Mystery. And Myssie is just Missy but Boujee

Spider-Punk x Black Cat: MysStray - Miranda Straizand

Her real name is Miranda but everyone calls her Myssie. Only Hobie calls her Miranda and that's only when they about to start arguing.

[she be like 'don't Miranda me, ya dickhead. If I start calling you Hobart it's gonna get embarrassing 🤨']

She's 22, an exotic dancer, bud dealer, and credit-card scamming hacker.

HOWEVER

Not only is her faceclaim Rico Nasty but she's also his ex and I have no idea how to write her without ppl being like 'damn why she so mean to him 😐'

Like nooo she means shut the fuck up affectionately. She means tosser in a nice way 😭😭 she's telling him to roll hey blunt cause her love language is acts of service I promise

But uhh yeah they meet as civilians a couple years back but didn't get into it until Hobie was in a tight spot money wise and needed a place to stay - this was right after he got his powers and was patrolling 24/7 to the point it was wearing him down and he had no interest in making money.

And his friend Harry was like 'you can stay with my bud dealer but she might have you working for her'

Hobie ended up staying with her as her pseudo-body guard and blunt roller until he started hitting on her.

Which, she was like 'that's fucking bold of you. You sleeping in my crib, eating my food and now you wanna sleep in my bed? AND YOU'RE BROKE?'

But somehow it worked. He has the rizz. I'm serious.

He got a 'promotion'.

Though Myssie would never say they're dating or that she's his girlfriend.

She'd always say specifically "Hobie's my boyfriend."

And if you asked him, he'd specifically say "I'm her boyfriend."

ie, He's hers. Like not in a possessive way but in a 'She ain't his any-fucking-thing. She ain't nobodies nothing' kinda way - do that make sense 😭

They dated for about a year, with Myssie finding out he was Spider-Man on her own a couple months in.

She was not thrilled. She wasn't mad. She just -

That crawling on walls shit night be cute - but being out in them streets fighting some punk-ass cops talking about 'I'm an anarchist suicide-machine'?

No, no I think not.

Originally she was not into it. That righteous shit was not for her. Her and Hobie had been handling business smoothly, Myssie had moneying come in. The whole circle was eating good - why was he trying to be a hero?

She much preferred he did it on his own time like before. The webs can stay though, she likes the webs.

Hobie on the other hand was like 'okay fuck whatever'. It's not like he needed to be held and babied 24/7. And he knew how Black Cats were, but still - damn.

He'd come home after the shittiest patrol, and she'd act like it was a bad day at the office. A blunt can't fix everything.

Eventually as Myssie learned that Hobie being Spider-man didn't mean he was trying to force righteousness on her - or looked down on her for not seeking it, she got more comfortable with the idea.

And then she got her ass locked up.

All of a sudden she's like 'Hey Spidey come get me 🤣🤣🤣'

Of course he comes. But of course he's like

"I should leave you're arse here but I won't because I'm a good person."

And she's like "You won't because you know better - I'm just joking stop playing and get me out babes 😭😭'

So they had a few good months of crime and justice. Having government systems, stealing funds. Myssie dancing and dealing on the side while Hobie does shows.

They dated maybe a year, a little over that.

Eventually she broke up with him. It was a harsh one. Myssie has Borderline Personality Disorder and although she really loved Hobie, after finding out he was Spider-Man the concern and worry and stress it put on her was too much and she choose to look after her mental health instead.

She's not the type to patch him up when he comes home bloody. Waking up to that shit genuinely stresses her out.

Sitting around waiting not knowing if he would make it home really fucked with her head every night.

She's not trying to take down a system. She's trying to put food on her table and money in her account and live her life fucking quietly.

Eventually she was like 'I'm sorry. I love you, but you're driving me nuts.'

Hobie couldn't fault her. But damn it hurt. Especially because it wasn't like a 'oh btw maybe we should break up' kinda thing it was a 'i can't take this shit anymore' type thing.

He actually felt bad for putting her in the situation because she signed up to date him not Spider-man. And Myssie was never a hero to begin with, she doesn't have a righteous bone in her body.

And then it came to the topic of - UH OH you now live with your ex-boyfriend (plus he's broke and reckless)

Myssie offered to pay for a place for him but Hobie was like 'fuck no' and took off.

Eventually through Harry, Myssie learned that Hobie got a place - his boathouse - making a steady income on his band's mixtape and merch. She was happy for him, but she still kept her distance. Cause like, how do you even approach that?

After breaking up with a dude then low-key kicking him out your flat? It's not like she just stopped having feelings for him. So she kept her distance, for both of their sakes.

No hard feelings, but doing what she has to do.

So that was it. Until one day, Hobie shows up at her job.

Mind you, Myssie dances. So Hobies options were coming to her house unannounced, or show up to her strip club unannounced.

He meets her backstage but, she refuses to see him unless he pays like everyone else.

He can either buy a dance or buy some weed, but she'll only link with him as a customer. They can't just be hanging to hang, y'know?

So Hobie leaves and the next day, he turns up to her place early with the money - having gotten an early advance from a performance.

He buys a quarter of buds from her, and while he rolls a blunt he tells her that he needs her to hack an extremely sophisticated system.

One more complicated than anything they've ever seen.

He can't pay her for the job. He's asking her as a friend.

He tells her that if she takes it, she's going to have to learn a lot about him being Spider-man, and that it might change a lot of things for her, but it's something he can't do on his own.

Reluctantly, Myssie agrees.

He shows her is Spider Society watch - and tells her he needs help hacking the system and disabling the AI on it.

He wants to find the backdoor that leads to HQ's mainframes, and deconstruct it from there.

He tells her about what it can do, and the other Spider-people. Myssie agrees to do the job, but stops him from telling her more, because she'd rather live not knowing everything about the universe.

For a couple weeks they work on it together, and surprisingly they don't rip out each other's throats. In fact, it's kinda nice.

Then Diane enters the picture.

Myssie isn't jealous. She's just very confused.

For one, it's very obvious Diane is from a different planet. She acts like it. There's nothing punk or edgy about her. She's very clearly not from 138.

But she's Spiderwoman. The idea that there's more of them? A whole multiverse of them - a whole multiverse of Black Cats - Myssie... isn't with it.

And secondly, Diane is the opposite of Myssie. Myssie has never heard her say a joke that wasn't well-meaning.

The first time Diane heard Myssie tell Hobie 'Shut the fuck up' (within ten minutes of meeting her) Diane audibly gasped.

Myssie was like 'girl you too tf 🤨 shit both y'all pissin me off'

It's not that Myssie doesn't like Diane - it's just that half the time when Diane speaks Myssie is like

Diane is nice and all - but where the fuck did he find this chick? Why she always here?

Why does she like Hobie so much? He's a lame!! He's broke!! He tells wack ass jokes!!

Like yeah Myssie dated him and loves him but also ????? Groupie??? Girl get a grip!!!!!!

But anyway Myssie helped Hobie hack Spider Society's systems.

They're currently defined as 'Exes' in a nonexistent situationship. Diane has floated the idea with Hobie of them getting back together, now that Hobie has her to support him in the Spideystuff (they're polyam) but Hobie is like 'that ain't up to me'

What happens to them? Idk.

But they've started hanging out to hang out again, so that's a start.

And she's been flipping him off more, which is like her way of flirting.

But like.... That's cute and all - but in the moment she's so mean.

He says a stupid joke to mess with her and she's like ' shut the fuck up and roll the blunt bruv 😒🤨' even though she's stickering and cackling.

But I don't want y'all to think she's just being mean to him just to be mean 😭😭 noo

The way they talk to each other is mad aggressive

Like when he makes a bad joke and she calls him 'one daft bastard' she means he's funny and cheeky and being a silly little guy

Noooo when he calls her a hell spawn or a demon he means that affectionately 🥺🥺 he's making a funny

Nooo they're not fighting they're wrestling over the blunt and also getting play-hits in and also accidentally trashing Myssies place

She's like 'Quit talking shit and come cuddle me. Arsehole.'

He's like 'How about you calm the hell down and give me a kiss 😐'

He calls her Pryssie like prissy because she's highstrung as fuck

She calls him bug boy and pipsqueak even though he's like a foot taller than her

They're just rough around the edges okay them telling each other to go to hell means I love you okay

Mysbie aka StrayPunk or MysPunk idk which one I like more

Oh ALSO Myssie and Hobie have had the Spiderman PS4 timeline

ie Myssie lied and was like uhhh I need money for my son that's why I'm running game

And Hobie was like fuck is that kid mine I cannot a dad and he starts stressing out

Only for her to be like 'first of all I lied second of all why would you think it's yours? That's bold of you. You ain't the only dick on dial 😐🤨'

Okay but I PROMISE They're cute together I promise TRUST ME PLEASE

[clangenrising]

Ohmagud, my mind is a mix of hate for Mystique, and pity. When I read the kitting piece, I hated her, but now…I feel so bad for her. You’re doing…okay, sweetie! Russetfrond will be my baby and always will be, tho. I still feel awful for Myssy, it’s been what four months since she left?

Oh, wow, I'm surprised there are people who hate Mystique haha definitely not something I would have expected.

It's been just about three months since she left the city, the longest she's ever been away from home.

[tristealven]

my sister got me a titty beanie knit kit with titty scissors !

[jqmon]

Heheheheheh

Don’t heheheh me myssy😅

[justadragonn]

My wife and I don’t normally have sex cause she has classes that go really late so it’s usually just my girlfriend and I every night since I work from home and she’s disabled. We’re all poly and together but Polly (actual name) didn’t want to get married and lose her disability benefits so I married Armani so we could reap specific benefits ourselves. But we have been together for 15 years, the 3 of us. Last night Polly was busy with family and Armani had her classes, so I arranged to go on a date with a coworker, who also implied I would go to her house later, but I figured it was to play video games cause it’s all we talk about at work. I asked my partners if it was okay on the phone in front of Myssi (even though we don’t have to ask each other permission for these things it’s already within our boundaries even if we did have sex) because myssi asked me to. Myssi stood me up? I waited 2 hours at Olive Garden and ate maybe 15 breadsticks while waiting, but Armani saved the day and came to the restaurant after classes and we had a short yet romantic dinner, and I went home and dicked her down real hard (I’m trans woman my girls are cis women). The next day myssi said she didn’t approve of my relationship and that’s why she didn’t come to the date but she could have cancelled or something? She’s the person who asked me out too?? But it’s okay cause Armani and I are gonna get dinner again tonight after her classes and I’m gonna fuck her so hard.

myssi sounds like a bitch, standing someone up is rude as hell. sounds like youre really happy in your relationship anyway.

[thussain6369]

What do I do simply?

Therapy and personal development are a bridge to you. One day though you have to cross that bridge and just live your life: The Muslim Alchemist Crossing that bridge to you! ‘Therapy is a boat to cross the river, we just have to remember to get off on the other side.’ Caroline MyssI help you get off on the other side and LIVE your life.I am the bridge from personal development to therapy to…

[sirensquadron]

Oh also Myste's only nickname is Myst which people call her plenty BUT Lira calls her Myssy sometimes :)

[sparkellie-pokez]

hiii ^_^

hi hiii I’m Ry!! I’m an artist and fashion girlie and I love fairy types! I’m from Tejaso but currently living in Paldea and travel a lot bcuz of my dad’s job.

more below cut :3

Me

-she/her, they/them is okay too

-I’m a minor!!

-takeeeennn <333

-I tend to use tone tags and prefer if you use them with me but you don’t gotta, I just have rsd and am very anxious and also down with the tism so it helps!

-I’m cringe. I’m cringe and I’m free. I talk silly and use funny lil emoticons and if that bothers you I’m sorry but I like doing it so ummm :3333 !!!!!!!!

-I do makeup and fashion that I’ll post alongside my mon posts but the main focus of this blog is my funny lil guys hehee

Mons

I have a lotta Pokémon that I cycle through my party so they all get a chance to shine :3 the ones in bold are my primary fellas who you’ll see most often

-Ashi, primarina ♀

-Atlas, gardevoir ♂

-Wishly, g. ponyta ♂

-Tara, tinkaton ♀

-Stemma, hatterene ♀

-Myssie, sylveon ♀

-Alfie, Quaquaval ♂

-Fey, Morelull ♂

-Kiki, Jigglypuff ♂

-Lala, Clefairy♀

-Maron, Alcremie ♂

-Jubilee, Skitty ♂

(jubi is a companion mon who technically belongs to my dad and I never battle with her or add her to my party, she just hangs out w/me! little buddy <3)

Tags

#talkies- me talkin

#me- pictures of me

#fits- outfits!

#getting glitzy- makeup!

#mons- my funny guys being funny (individual names will be tagged)

#rebloggies- reblogs

(most posts are consistently tagged with pokeblog, pokeblogging, pokemon irl, rotomblr and unreality and are put behind a slash to separate. CWs will be tagged simply as the word alone, ex flashing, food, negative etc)

[your-wildest-dreamer]

This is so important. There are boundaries and there are walls. You cannot continue to disrespect the ones that love you while keeping a wall and calling it a boundary- then seeing as others not having boundaries because they don’t have walls.

“Is it setting boundaries or is it overly cutting people out of your life at the slightest glance of a trigger because you lack the skills to handle challenging conversations, struggle to speak your truth, regulate your nervous system or take responsibility for the parts of you that are causing dysfunction in your relationships..”

[myssestelaty24]

HISTORIAS DE LOS HIJOS DE MI SIMS BARBIE AND KEN

Ken y barbie se dedican después de criar a sus hijos a un pequeño negocio de pintura y escritura ken hace los libros y barbie pinta muy lindo cuadros y estan ya en la edad de la viejez

El primer hijo barón de ken se llama keishi y es un policía muy atractivo y muy famoso es un mujeriego empedernido y tiene un hijo con dos mujeres diferentes con su esposa Emma tiene a un hijo barón y un nuevo embarazo y con su amante keily tiene un hijo de poquito tiempo de nacimiento y con su carrera de policía es excelente

A diferencia su hermana myssi es una famosa infuencer una famosa y grande youtuber que ama su trabajo y es bisexual tiene a su novia de toda la vida pero esta embarazada de una aventura que tuvo con el hermano de su novia

[sixbillicnsouls]

she has been with viserra since they were little girls, before any of the princess' marriages.

her family comes from starfall but she was born and raised in king's landing.

her name myssi is pronounced like "missy"

she's loyal to people not houses, she follows viserra whether she's highto.wer, targary.en, brac.ken or roy.ce or whatever.

vermithor likes her because his rider adores her.

her favorite color is red.

she feels most at peace outside in the sun with a breeze blowing

believes in true love but has thoroughly accepted she will have an arranged marriage.

she’s great with kids

more to come later. i adore her.

[copias-cape]

I am crawling out of my cave to wish @copias-thrall absolute happiest of belated birthdays.

Everyone go give her your love. She deserves it. It was her day of birth yesterday and we should all appreciate that she graces us with her presence- she's easily one of the most quality humans on the planet and definitely one of the most quality blogs on this site 💜

[explorersea]

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[copias-cape]

It’s Happening

@copias-cape​ 

[mersindalismerkezi]

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