#mymgod

[whoareyoutryingtoreach]

Ii think i hauve covid

[jokertricks]

celebratory fl9 (how??) post also ive finally picked jacko up too as a secondary so... YEAH!

[frindoka]

my fucking bank went in the negatives help

yeah so after filing claims against amazondj for continuously charigng me for my cancelled subscription i got the damn free trial for Months Ago for ONEEEE ORDER theyre like refuting them and now my account is going into the negatives lmfao fuckc. not epic. um if you want to help i have these things on my to6ouse i legitimately do not have the ability to do cmissions rn because of my terrible fatigue + art block ok awesome (runs)

also edit: sorry i totally forgot abt my payment methods. i’ve only got p;ay pal right now 😭

[batdaddylol]

Daddy I miss you, can I come over to your room later? I just wants to sleep (wink wonk)

Ah haha…no❤️

[rainswept]

2021 me would have been LOSING my SHIT (i still am)

[clownprince]

W-WAIT HOLD ON A MINUTE WAI

[possuminnit]

lainey I havent stopped thinking about this song since I first heard it it is so GO i swear you just need to look at the lyrics

i needa animate this or something and then ill be normal again I think

II FUCKINGL OVE THIS SONG OH MY OGOD YOURE SO RIGHT

[punk-o-ween]

SAMANTHA SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER?. SLAY GIRL SLAY

[aropride]

me when it was even worse than i thought LOL

[nero1forte]

IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMA

[salsflore]

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

OH MY GOD OH YMMGV9D OH YMMGOD IN PRIME DEFENDERS SEASON 2 EPISODE 4 AT 2 MINUTES 46 SECONDS THEY USE A SONG FROM LIFE IS STRANGE IT IS NOT A SONG THATS ON SPOTIFY SO I DONT KNOE ITS NAME BUT IT IS ONE OF THE SONGS THAT IS LIKE MADE FOR LOFE SIS TRANGE AND ITS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES AND THRY HSED IT IN PRIME DEFENDERS OHMMY GOD DO U REALISE HOW INSANE I AM ABOUT THIS ?????? LIKE THE TWO PIECES OF MEDIA I AM MOET INSANE ABOUT FUCKIGN CROSSING PATHS EVEN IF ITS JUST SLGIHTLY. THIS IS FUCKING EVERYTHING.

[lightnersdream]

oh i feel like im dying because i had caffiene thats right this always happens

[lesbianwyllravengard]

HELPSFJHDKFHA I’M CRYIBNG THANK YOU FOR THIS ADDITION

what are all the reasons you hate Connor for

Thank you very much for asking, Anonymous, I have been wanting to talk about this for forever😤

Why I hate Connor: an Essay (4 million words shortened to 445 words for readability.)

Firstly, Connor is super ugly. His face looks like if you tried to morph Chris Pine's face with a dog's face. The results? Ugly. Here's proof:

See? hideous.

2. Secondly, he has the most loser hair in the world. It makes him look like a chipmunk. Here's proof:

UGLY hair.

3. Thirdly, he likes dogs. I also like dogs, and I hate him for stealing my favourite animal. He's such a copycat. Here's proof:

See? I am personally offended. How dare he like dogs when I also like dogs.

4. Fourthly, his name is Connor. Now usually I like the name Connor, and people who are named Connor are always cool people. But THIS Connor is NOT a cool people, he's actually a LAME people. He was so rude to use the name Connor because now he makes everyone named Connor look bad because he looks bad and his name is Connor, but everyone named Connor is cool. Here's proof:

Ridiculous. I am so sorry for everyone named Connor out there. I promise he's an outlier.

5. Fifthly, his voice always sounds like he has to clear his throat, but he NEVER DOES. He never clears his throat and as a result he just sounds like he always needs to clear his throat. I can't give proof because it's impossible to post videos or audios on tumblr, they're too advanced, but if you search on the youtube for Connor talking, you'll hear his dumb voice.

6. Sixthly, his model number is ar-kay-ATE-hundred. Ate??? Connor ATE someone??? who did he ate??? that's so awful of him to do??? How can people honestly support this android who has ATE someone. here's proof:

Disgustang!!!

7. Seventhly, Connor WORKS for CYBERLIFE!!! Cyberlife is EVIL!!!! Connor works for the EVIL POEPLE!!! I hate him for supporting the evil people entirely of his own free will and choice. I cannot believe he willingly works for the evil people. That makes him evil. Here's proof:

9. Ninethly, Connor is nowhere near as cool as Cooler Connor. Cooler Connor, also known as Upgraded Connor, is way cooler than Regular Connor. I heard he has a built-in jetpack and full artillery. That's so cool!!! Regular Connor doesn't have a jetpack nor a full artillery, and I hate him for that. Upgraded Connor is smarter, faster, more resilient than Regular Connor, and equipped with the latest technologies. Here's proof:

10. Tenthly, I hate men. Here's proof:

"I hate men." -Me, April 1st, 2023

I could go on and on about all the reasons I hate Connor, but it's too many words for a tumblr post, so I'll stop at reason ten.

[rainswept]

i am going ti explode

[spderkid]

oh mymgod.