#mychael my beloved

[sraxolotl]

lil fellas!

[devildomartist]

It's a beautiful day outside, Birds are blooming, Flowers are singing

[eggbuggy]

MR! MYCHAEL MY BELOVED

[talkbycolor]

me and my husband

A/N; wholesome old fashioned marriage in 1950, ITS 5AM I DIDNT SEELP ALL NITH

Pairing; "Mychael" x AFAB!Reader

CW; fluff / this is a what if MC stayed willingly on the forest, forgetting about the cat, his job and everything / reader is called wife and wears dresses but that doesnt mean its a woman (to my transmasc fellas (probably only me)) / this made me feel like inside a disney old movie / mawar, sansuyu and primrose are kinda like their babies / cute implied sex

The morning was as beautiful and warm as your heart, the sun's rays came through the windows while you combed your hair in front of the mirror, you could hear the morning song of the birds echoing from outside, the aroma of the forest was fresh, like a delicious mint tea in the morning, ready to brighten your day.

"Honey, Mychael, are you awake?" You asked as you looked at the green-tinted body next to you, the non-human boy only letting out a few muffled sounds, trying to sweep the dream away from himself.

"Good morning, firefly" Mychael said in a lazy tone, he opened two of his four eyes before leaning down to kiss your lips, morning breath was not a problem when it came to showing how much he loved you.

"I'm going to make breakfast, can you feed the girls?" Even though it was a question you were already standing up to put on a coat and head to the kitchen.

Mychael imitated you by standing up and putting on a coat, it would soon be winter and the weather was already starting to change, but that was okay! It meant you could be the little spoon when giving yourself nightly cuddles with your husband.

Ah, husband, that word sounded so nice.

Not long ago you told Mychael about what marriage was and the emotional meaning it carried, how that made you "officially" a family, so to speak.

Your wedding was in the garden, Marmar, Sunny and Rosie were present of course, Mychael walked you back to the city to get a beautiful white suit and veil, you looked so beautiful that day, Mychael made sure to repeat it every second and make you feel like the most esteemed jewel in the world.

You could still remember how your mother told you things about maturity, how sweet life would be once you found your loved one and shared a life together until death do you part.

Mychael was that, your loved one, a boy with a heart of gold who only loved you.

And to his three girls, of course, Mawar, Sansuyu and Primrose, since that day, every moment has felt so fresh and pure, like tasting paradise, swimming in clouds, sobbing stars.

And Michael? Oh, it was so adorable to see how he did anything for your comfort, you were his beloved pearl, his old-fashioned lover who loved naps by the fireplace and telling stories about his life.

If chickens could talk, they would say that you look at Mychael with radiant love in your eyes and he does the same.

While you were washing the vegetables for breakfast you heard Mychael entering back into the cabin after feeding the chickens and checking the crops. He approached humming a song, the same one he played for you for the first time on his kalimba, his hands wandering. over his hips and moved playfully from side to side, inviting you to dance with him.

"Come on sweetie, don't you want to dance with your husband for a moment?" He whispered in your ear, his hands took yours to force you to stop working and turn to look at him.

Yes, he didn't look human but that doesn't mean he wasn't attractive.

Your hand went up to caress the strange mushroom-patterned horn on his head, causing your husband to purr, it was so cute to see him so comfortable next to you, with you, with the life they had.

You left your job behind, his old home, but you wouldn't change anything you have now, a quiet and domestic life was all you needed.

Both bodies moved through the kitchen, spinning to the rhythm of Mychael's humming, the home was so cozy that the cold seemed nonexistent.

Despite still being a little numb from just waking up, you interrupted his humming to sing, it's not like you had the best voice and it was actually kind of embarrassing, but when you're in love, who doesn't do the cheesiest things? You laughed a little at how happy it made you to dance alongside your husband.

"Hey, hey, hey, lover… you don't have to be a star, hey, hey, hey, lover… I love you just the way you are" Your cheeks burned with grief but that didn't stop you from smiling, Mychael leaned in to gather his forehead with yours as he enjoyed the moment with you.

Being with you made him the happiest man in the world.

"My wife is so sweet, you make me so happy, firefly" he whispered as one pair of eyes watched you, the other pair was closed as he savored the dance with you, he pulled your hips to cling to his body even more. "My beautiful wife, my beloved is so alluring, so charming, so wonderful, stunning, breathtaking" Receiving compliments from your man was always so pleasant, if you could purr like him you surely would.

"You look so alluring wearing that flowery apron" He commented with a mischievous smile, Mychael was a bit cocky by nature and loved to tease you.

He knew you liked that.

You both cooed at each other for a long time until your stomach growled, demanding food, you couldn't ignore the routine anymore so you both got to work on breakfast.

It was such a complete love, such a full life, such a happy heart.

After having breakfast you made sure to take good care of Marmar, Sunny and Rosie, that the field was in perfect condition, and clean the cabin. Mychael had gone out to bring a few things that were missing from the home, such as more firewood, meat for dinner and some pipes to install the drainage system in the bathroom, it was almost ready.

Not every day was the same, sometimes they had time to spare and they would settle down together in front of the fireplace, go for a walk through the most relaxing areas of the forest, or cuddle the chickens.

"Honey, wifey" Your husband's voice rang, he was knitting new wool sweaters since it would soon be winter. You walked over to your husband to snuggle up next to him, the atmosphere making your eyes feel heavy.

"Tired, firefly?" Mychael asked, just watching you pout and bat your eyelashes was enough to have the green-skinned boy carrying you bridal style to the bedroom, it always worked so you didn't help but let out a malicious giggle.

Things in bed were also fun, you were both passionate and loved each other intensely.

"I love you so much, Mychael, I want you to lull me, drown me, crush me…" You asked him in a whisper despite being the only ones in the cabin, the warm atmosphere of the home protected them, You were in the dark, the sounds of the forest setting their act of love. "My husband is so good, he knows how to make me feel so good, so desired" You confessed to him with a blush on your cheeks, saying what you felt so openly (maybe even a little bold) was still something that made you nervous.

"Thank you for coming into my life, dear" The seriousness with which he said those words carried so much feeling, he gave you a sad smile, you knew that Mychael was alone before he met you… very, very alone. "You always fill my heart with so much joy, knowing that you are mine... I feel so loved and… I want to make you feel loved, I am completely devoted to you, firefly, your wishes are my commands"

You were both sighing under the sheets, exhausted by their recent act, bodies so close together that they seemed to melt into each other as they enjoyed the other's heat.

"I love you"

"I love you"

You both laughed, sharing a loving kiss before falling asleep.

♡

[susu-tealover]

Wip.......Mychael my beloved ♡

[deerspherestudios]

Does Mychael have a phobia or some kind of fears?

Mychael is my favourite beloved character that makes go vfvrjtvtrvytfvtyfjuhujuun👹💟. That makes me want to squeeze his neck and ssnsmssnsbnssnsmswnnsnmssmsnsmmsssnsmnss😔💟💟💟💟

Snowstorms, thunder/lightning and water wells.

In no particular order :-)

(Oh, and trains/train whistles.)

[vickydvecks]

Um rascunho básico/ One Sketch Basic

Acho que já tá bem na cara de quem é esse personagem <3 nosso mini querido Mychael do Mushroom Osias do Deerspherestudios!!!/

I think it's already clear to us who this character is <3 Our beloved mini Mychael at Deerspherestudios' Mushroom Oasis!!!

(Desculpe pelos erros gramaticais, meu inglês é iniciante e não tenho certeza sobre meu tradutor)

(Sorry for the grammar mistakes, my English is beginner and I'm not sure about my Translator)

[draguuula]

FOREST FELINE.

synopsis: mychael takes to comforting you when the wave of dread knowing you'll likely never see your beloved cat again hits you. hurt/comfort, cute fluff <3 BEWARE !! i did not proof read... live laugh love myc.

it was cozy curled up by the fireplace in mychael's cottage as the crackles soothed your brain from running completely rampant the way it wanted to right now. you felt terrible for being a killjoy despite not voicing it at all. i mean, it had to be silly after all- right? seriously, running yourself ragged all the way out here for hours just to find a cat of all things... were you stupid or brave?

mychael's anomally of a tail flicked behind him as he watched you with multiple glowing yellow irises, observing your face as you stared into the pits of the fire minding its business in his fireplace.

"...what's on your mind, firefly?" he asked, startling you out of your tense expression.

"ah, nothing...! ...nothing much, that is. i just... miss my cat, is all..." you trailed off.

he sweat dropped at your words, glancing away stiffly. you had a right to know, but... he shook his head, going against his thoughts, and draped another one of his many knitted blankets over your shoulders that were already stacked with woven material.

"...you care very much for your cat... yes?"

"mhm, more than you could ever know."

he bit his lip just the slightest. maybe it was too soon. oh, it most definitely was too soon to say something like this, but he couldn't bare seeing the little firefly in front of him tremble with overwhelming guilt and sadness eating away at them, he just-

"would you... like to... pet me instead...?"

"what?"

his face flushed azure immediately, his black sclera more visible than ever as his eyes widened at the words that left his own mouth. he had never wished more that he hadn't shown them his face. at least then, he could have a reason to hide his face even the slightest bit with his hair.

speaking of his hair, before he could muster up any apologies to sputter out, he felt your fingers thread themselves through his blonde locks slowly. it sent a shudder down his spine, and he visibly trembled when his ears folded back.

it was quiet in the room, but not uncomfortably so, surprisingly, due to the fact both of you were blushing messes in your own respective contrasting blush.

before mychael could say anything further, his shoulders slumped, and all words died on his tongue. all four of his eyes closed, and his brows furrowed together to try and not get overwhelmed by your gentle administrations soothing him.

his lip quivered from the comfort. you both needed this.

"mychael... are you... purring right now?"

his eyes shot open and his jaw tensed a bit. was he?

the sound of your infectious giggles on top of the calming feeling of your hand on his head rolled away any lingering thoughts he had left - rational ones, at least.

he spared you a glance with soft eyes glowing alongside the fireplace's illumination, smiling warmly whilst sinking into your touch. a happy rumble emitted from his chest.

you were meant to be here.

to be here with him, he thought, his tail flicking happily and his ears drooping.

[huntinglove]

💜 Name something about you that doesn't express itself often that they love about you

🤍 Name something you love about yourself that your f/o doesn't yet know about

Hi hi!! Thank you so much for the ask!! I'll answer these for the big four!!

Side note: I headcanon Ennui as genderfluid and I'll be using all pronouns to refer to them!!

💜 Name something about you that doesn't express itself often that they love about you

Ennui loves it when I sing! I'm honestly not a huge fan of my voice, so I don't do it very often, but she says it's very calming and fun to listen to! Sometimes he asks me to sing while they have its head on my lap, it's very sweet!

Charlie thinks it's cute when I suddenly get very energetic, he's seen me clean our place spotless while dancing like nothing else in the world matters, and it never fails to make his heart flutter

Alma finds it fascinating when I draw on myself, they've joked about me becoming a tattoo artist before! It's also one of their favorite things to ask me to do when we share a body. They used to collect forgotten pens on campus, so running out of ink is not an issue

Mychael understands that I don't always have the drive for it, but he's always proud of me whenever I cook/bake something for us! He says he really enjoys all the pastries and dishes I come up with and would love to teach me new recipes when I'm ready for it!

🤍 Name something you love about yourself that your F/O doesn't yet know about

Ah, this is a hard one (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Well, I really like the fact that I'm kind! I try to be as gentle and as caring as I can to everyone who deserves it, it costs nothing to be nice and it's definitely a lot easier than being cruel, so it's always a conscious choice I make!

I like how loyal I am too! There's very little I wouldn't do for the people I hold close, if one of them woke me up tomorrow and asked for a heart transplant, I'd hand it over to them without thinking twice!

Maybe they show more than I realize, but I don't care about getting these things into a spotlight, I genuinely just want the people around me to feel happy when I'm around, especially my beloveds!!

[eggycarton]

for the song asks 3,11, and 24 <3

i love u sm maddie thank u!!

3. three songs you were recently obsessed with

Running Up That Hill // Kate Bush

MONTERO // Lil Nas X <3<3<3

Gimme More // Britney Spears

11. three favourite songs from movie or TV series soundtrack

OH BITCH WHAT TO CHOOOOOOOSE oh my god this might be the hardest question.

Comptine d'un autre été, l'après-midi from Amélie (this was the first OST i fell in love with, Yann Tiersen my beloved)

The Smallest Piece from Beasts of the Southern Wild

The Winner Is from Little Miss Sunshine by Mychael Danna.

24. three favourite old songs

These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ // Nancy Sinatra

Pennies from Heaven // Louis Prima

Shining Star // Earth, Wind, and Fire

[sraxolotl]

Mychael my beloved <3

[bthenoise]

Celebrate 10 Years of ‘Constellations’ With August Burns Red’s 10 Favorite Moments From The Writing, Recording & Touring Process

When it comes to most album anniversary tours, some fans tend to think those 10, 15 or even 20-year treks are just for the longtime listeners and nostalgia chasers. Instead, many seem to forget about the bands actually playing those beloved records on a nightly basis. 

Take metalcore juggernauts August Burns Red, for example. Gearing up for their 10-year anniversary tour for 2009′s groundbreaking LP Constellations, the seasoned outfit has thoroughly enjoyed tour prep as they’ve run through songs like “The Escape Artist” and reminisced about some of their fondest decade-old memories.    

Be it playing tour games on the road, surviving terrifying snowstorms or the impact of playing “Indonesia” live for the first time in the Southeast Asian country, looking back on 10 years since Constellations was released, JB Brubaker, Brent Rambler, Matt Greiner, Dustin Davidson and Jake Luhrs have all accrued memories that will last a lifetime. 

Speaking with The Noise about some of those life-changing Constellations moments, Brubaker, Rambler, Greiner and Davidson compiled 10 of their all-time favorite memories from the writing, recording and touring process dating all the way back to 2007. To check out the list to get you even more pumped for August Burns Red’s upcoming tour, be sure to see below. Afterward, to grab tickets, head here.      

Lastly, if you’d like a chance to win free tickets – yes, FREE! – head here.

Brent Rambler

The Constellations recording process and touring cycle houses many fond memories for all of us. Here are three of my personal favorites that stick out. Let’s get cracking in chronological order!

“White Washed”

The lyrics for “White Washed” were some of the first more aggressive and “angry” lyrics that I had ever tried to write at the time. However, the words flowed like water because they were very in the moment. I started working on them immediately after a youth pastor surrounded me with a group of teenagers directly outside of our tour van. He proceeded to condemn [me] and the other members of the band simply for having a case of beer on our [tour] rider. He wanted to try and make an example of me in front of all the kids he brought with him. The whole thing was super inappropriate and out of line, BUT the lyrics for one of our most popular songs came out of it so it was worth it!

First Home

The recording process for Constellations was extra exciting for me because literally a week before we left I had an offer accepted for my first house. I remember being very proud because it was a big moment in proving to everyone that I could earn a living off of making music. For weeks while we recorded, I was heading to notaries and post offices to work on the closing process of the home, and since we were in Florida while making the album, I had to sign over power of attorney and do the sale over the phone. We returned home super late from Florida, but instead of crashing at my parents where all of my things were, I grabbed the keys and just sat in my new house.

Chicago House Of Blues

Constellations came out while we were on tour in the summer of 2009. The tour had some cool highlights, but I think the biggest one was selling out the Chicago House of Blues for the first time. At that moment it was our biggest headline show ever and packing such a notable venue felt amazing. Afterwards, we had a big celebration with the other bands backstage and it capped off a great night!

JB Brubaker

“Put Him Up!”

In December of 2009, we were on the road with Underoath and Emery. We became really good friends with the guys in Emery and would hang out with them every night after the shows. They had purchased their own passenger bus and gutted it and turned it into a tour bus. It was DIY but so cool. We’d hang out, drink beers, have dance parties and tell stories. Emery taught us one “game” that we still play on our tour bus today. Occasionally, when someone new would walk on the bus, Toby (Emery’s bassist/vocalist) would slowly start chanting “Put him up! Put him up!” The chant would catch on with other people on the bus until everyone was shouting it, at which point the newcomer would be picked up and crowd surfed to the ceiling of the bus. It was basically a “welcome to the party” greeting and always got a good laugh. We are happy to continue to carry the tradition on a decade later.

Touring Australia 

It was August of 2009. Constellations had recently come out and we were invited by Parkway Drive to support them on a tour across Australia. It was our first time in Australia and an honor to be supporting them. They were the hottest metal band on the continent and drawing huge crowds. After the monster travel day to Australia, we arrived to find a bunch of luggage didn’t make it. Qantas Airlines outfitted us with small care packages to keep us afloat until our baggage was recovered. Inside were heather gray sweat shorts and matching t-shirts. The first show was in Brisbane at an outdoor hillside [venue] called Riverstage. They were expecting 7,000 people which was more people than we had ever played for at that time. When we were setting up our equipment on stage before the show, I failed to take into account the voltage difference between Australia and the US. I plugged in my pedal board and heard a pop followed by the smell of burning electronics. I had fried my pedal board’s power supply, rendering my pedals useless. I had to borrow a pedal board from Architects, who were also playing on the tour. (I think we need to do this same tour lineup again!). When we took the stage that night I was a ball of nerves. I unfortunately played sloppy for the large Australian crowd, but I don’t know if anyone actually noticed or cared. We debuted our song “Meddler” for the first time that night. (I played that song particularly poorly.) The tour was overall a great experience. I have very fond memories of hanging out with the guys in Architects and playing massive shows in every city.

Touring South America

In August of 2010, we were doing a tour of South America. It was our first time traveling there. Our buddies in Blessthefall were coming with us and it was going to be awesome. The first show was in Sao Paulo, Brazil and over 1,000 people showed up. We were treated like celebrities and it was a completely surreal start to the tour. The final show of the tour was scheduled for August 28th in Caracas, Venezuela. About a week before the show, we learned of political unrest in Venezuela. The president there was known for being a hot head and pulling stunts like closing down the airports. It was determined to be unsafe for us to travel to Caracas because of the possibility of getting stuck there should the president lock down flights out of the country.  Instead, we booked a last minute show in Quito, Ecuador. With a week to get the word out, we weren’t expecting much. The show was held in a small youth center. There couldn’t have been more than 150 people there but it was such a special show for us. The appreciation and enthusiasm the crowd showed us was unmatched. We felt honored to have been received with such open arms and on such short notice. What felt like a disaster waiting to happen turned out to be one of the biggest highlights of our South American tour.

Dustin Davidson

The Day The Van Died

Thankfully I found a journal entry from Thursday, April 16th, 2009 so that I can write accurately with every detail about the day that our van died. We were pretty early into a tour with All That Remains and Born of Osiris when as you may have guessed -- our 16 passenger Chevrolet van (unnamed to my knowledge) took its last breath of air and sipped its last ounce of gasoline (which in those days contained 0% ethanol for you engine nerds). According to my journal, we woke up at a decent hour, grabbed continental breakfast from the hotel and headed out on the road for the next show. I was first up to drive on that day and while on the road about 60 miles away from our departure our sound engineer Jade asked me, “So how long do you think this van is going to last? Do you think it’ll make it through the rest of the tour?”

“Yeah, I think it’ll last for the rest of the tour - at least I hope so,” I replied. Just as I finished that thought our speed began to decrease rapidly while ascending a hill on the highway. I let off the gas and the engine shut off. As I was pulling over to the shoulder the temperature gauge shot up, the breaks were extremely hard to press because the brake booster went out and smoke poured out from under the hood when I was finally able to bring the vehicle to a stop. “Well, I think we need a new van,” I said.

I don’t remember how many miles that van had but it was surely over 200k so something like that was bound to happen at any time. Born of Osiris was able to pick us up so that we could make the next show which was in Syracuse, NY and after the gig our friend Ricky picked us up and drove us back to Lancaster so that we could van shop the next day and get back out on the road to meet up with the tour again.

The Storm That Left Us Stranded

In the winter of 2009, we did a short tour with Underoath and Emery. It was a very fun tour filled with hangs and packed shows. However, the drive home was something that I hope to never be a part of again. After the tour ended in New Orleans, JB and Brent flew home while the rest of us (Matt, Jake, TM Josh, merch guy Mychael and myself) opted to save some bones and drive the van/trailer home. We knew there was a huge rain storm coming but we had plenty of time to beat it home by getting on the road directly after that last show - or so we thought.

Sometime in the early hours of December 18th during our drive home, we blew a wheel bearing on the trailer and had to pull over to take a look at it. This was an ongoing problem for us back in the day. You see, this was a time before the Axe-Fx / Kemper. A dark time when we carried many guitar/bass cabinets. Our trailer was always filled to the brim. We were simply carrying too much weight and would blow out wheel bearings left and right no matter how we packed the trailer.

This blow out was one of the worst ones we ever had. Since it was still dark outside, whoever was driving the van couldn’t see the smoke so they ended up driving for a while after the bearing gave out which led to the bearing fusing to the spindle which meant that we couldn’t fix the problem ourselves. We had to wait for a small repair shop to open up so that we could have the bearing fixed and while waiting to have everything repaired the storm passed us. It was only rain at the time but we knew it would turn into a mild blizzard. We finally got on the road in the early afternoon but it was too late - the damage was done.

I don’t recall which highway we were on, but it indeed was shut down and we ended up spending the night in the van on the highway until we could get moving again early the next morning. Around 6am when traffic started moving again, we opted to drive to the next closest exit and get a hotel since the roads were still covered in snow. Our drive home was supposed to be about 18 hours without stops and it ended up taking us 3 days. It’s fun to reflect on it now and talk to those that I share that memory with, but it’s safe to say from that day on, I never drove the van home from the end of a tour again.

Matt Greiner

Constellations Artwork

It was December 2007. I was getting inspiration for album artwork from the most unassuming source, a black and white movie from the 1940s. It's A Wonderful Life is a movie about a supernatural intervention in the life of a frustrated businessman. In the movie, an angel is sent from heaven to show George Bailey what life would have been like had he never existed. At their high-school graduation party, George is reintroduced to Mary who has had a crush on him since they were kids. Under the moonlight, they're walking outside when George suddenly turns Mary towards the sky and asks, "You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."

As I watched the scene unfold, I played out the idea of a rope tied to a star in the sky. I put pen to paper and ran with the concept, pulling inspiration from Matthew 6 where the idea of Heaven coming to earth is introduced. The stars represented steadfast anchors by which we find direction throughout our lives. The kites represent our own fleeting emotions that will alter direction just as the wind changes. I remember getting on the phone with Ryan Clark, the creative mind behind the company Invisible Creature, and explaining the artistic concepts that would eventually come to fruition in the pages of Constellations.  

“Indonesia” 

In 2007, I awoke to find that a relative had died in a plane crash. David Clapper had always been passionate about flying. It wasn't uncommon to see his single-engine Cessna flying over our family farm in Lancaster County, PA. He devoted his time assisting those in need in Southeast Asia by flying the sick and dying from the bush to the nearest hospital, which often times was a several hour flight. On one of his return flights to the bush, he encountered a storm that blew his plane into the side of a mountain. I remember going for a drive after finding out the terrible news. I was so upset that someone doing such a good thing had died in such a terrible way. Here was a man who gave his time and energy to helping others and, in the end, sacrificed his life doing so. I remember wondering what his last words might have been as the plane spun out of control, crashing into the side of the mountain where it still resides today. I learned an important lesson that day. That is, not every question in life has an answer, at least not one that will satisfy. "This is the time to turn down our heads and turn up our hearts."  

I remember traveling to Indonesia on the Constellations Tour. We played an outdoor venue for a large group of excited fans who were seeing us perform for the first time. When it came time to play "Indonesia," a feeling came over me that I'll never forget, an overwhelming sense of humility. The band I helped start in my parent's basement in Lancaster County, PA was playing in Southeast Asia performing a song written about my relative who had passed away on that very continent just the year before. The fans in the crowd seemed to sing about him like he was their relative, not some stranger who's name they merely read in the liner notes of a CD. Near the end of the song Jake screams the words, "David, rest in peace." I'll never forget hearing the crowd sing those very words so loud they could be heard over the amplification of our own instruments. A story goes a long way, sometimes even to the edges of the other side of the planet.  

[aion-rsa]

What If These Fake Batman Movies Happened?

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Who hasn’t dreamed of making their own Batman movie? Getting to play in the ultimate superhero toy box of Gotham City has long been the fantasy of DC comic book fans everywhere. What if Batman were to face off against vampires? What would have happened if Bruce’s parents never died and someone else became Batman? What would happen in a Batman Beyond movie? The scenarios fans have come up with for dream Batman movies are endless.

In the last few hours, Twitter has turned into a particularly fun pitch meeting for fans who want to see the Dark Knight in all kinds of bonkers big-screen situations based on other beloved franchises. If you scroll through the hashtag #BatmanAMovie right now, you’ll find an interesting mix of Bat-puns as well as a few choice illustrations that give you a better idea of what these fake flicks would look like.

#BatmanAMovie was actually born when veteran DC and Marvel comic book scribe Sean Kelley McKeever suggested that perhaps upcoming Dark Knight movie The Batman should be called “A Batman” instead. (He has a point considering Warner Bros. is set to deploy three Batmen next year — a new one played by Robert Pattinson in the solo film as well as the versions played by Michael Keaton and Ben Affleck in the DCEU’s long-gestating Flash movie. In this multi-Batman reality, Pattinson does really seem to be just another Batman.)

After comic book legend Kurt Busiek replied to the tweet with his own fake titles, other Batfans began chiming in, with McKeever eventually coining the aforementioned hashtag.

I, BATMAN THAT DARN BATMAN THE BATMAN AROUND THE CORNER

— Kurt Busiek (@KurtBusiek) March 3, 2021

It was off to the races after that. Fans have come up with titles for Batman-Studio Ghibli crossovers, a word salad mash-up that has the Caped Crusader join the Star Wars universe, and even a movie where the Dark Knight sails the Seven Seas with Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. There’s “Batman: The Musical” and even an idea that could finally bring Samuel L. Jackson to the DC film universe (if he’s not over snakes).

Even the official Batman handle decided to play:

OKAY FINE WE’LL DO THE THING BUT WE COULDN’T PICK JUST ONE SO IT’S A THREAD 🦇 Godzilla vs. Batman vs. Kong 🔥 #BatmanAMovie

— Batman (@DCBatman) March 3, 2021

But, in my opinion, Busiek has pitched the true bangers, including a highbrow heist movie about Bruce’s dad and a Spider-Man: Far From Home-like roadtrip movie set in London. There might be werewolves in that last one, too.

Check these fake movies out for yourself:

#BatmanAMovie My Neighbor Batman pic.twitter.com/8HjrvnksrK

— Things From Another World (@TFAW) March 3, 2021

THE THOMAS WAYNE AFFAIR#BatmanAMovie

— Kurt Busiek (@KurtBusiek) March 3, 2021

Episode 11 The Phantasm Menace: The Batman Strikes Back#BatmanAMovie pic.twitter.com/QYvfEQHuk4

— ERod 🔨 (@ERodBuster1) March 3, 2021

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My Dinner with Batman And yes, Wallace Shawn is the one having dinner w/ him. #BatmanAMovie pic.twitter.com/BBG1ot0hpd

— Cap'n Peanut B. Crunch! (@Peanut_Crunch) March 3, 2021

Batman of the Caribbean#BatmanAMovie pic.twitter.com/vR8tPI80bB

— Ryan Thinks 2021 Will Also Suck (@DarthDuck415) March 3, 2021

Don’t Tell Batman the Babysitter is Dead #BatmanAMovie pic.twitter.com/2nZHRVpSxS

— Hades (@PLVTOID) March 3, 2021

Citizen Wayne #BatmanAMovie

— Kate Mora (@jedikat71) March 3, 2021

The musical #BatmanAMovie pic.twitter.com/W0tK0IpTvb

— MicTheWarrior(Mychael Benton) (@Mic_The_Warrior) March 3, 2021

Snakes on a Batplane #BatmanAMovie pic.twitter.com/HPEnzyYng5

— The Expensive Mask Wearing Wino (Greg B) (@ExpensiveWino1) March 3, 2021

As far as real movies go, The Batman is directed by Cloverfield and Planet of the Apes director Matt Reeves. The movie focuses on a younger version of Bruce played by Pattinson who’s only in the second year of his crime-fighting career. Judging from the trailer, this means a more angsty and violent Dark Knight than we’ve seen on screen before. Even though Batman Begins takes place in year one of the hero’s adventures, Christian Bale’s take seems way better adjusted than Pattinson’s miserable-looking crime-fighter. Perhaps he could use a meal with Wallace Shawn?

The Batman hits theaters on March 4, 2022. Meanwhile, the multiverse-skipping The Flash movie, which will bring back Keaton back to the Batcave for the first time 1993’s Batman Returns, finally goes into production this April and is scheduled for a Nov. 4, 2022 release date.

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hii, Ghosty! maybe 5, 8 and 17 from ‘this or that’ ask meme? :)

Hi hi!! Thank you so much for the ask!!

5. Hugs from behind or hugs from the front?

I prefer hugs from behind, both giving and receiving!! It's nice to be able to lean my head on their back and surprise them with a hug, never fails to make them flustered!!

Charlie prefers hugs from the front! He likes being able to see my face whenever he hugs me, he thinks it's cute whenever I squish my cheeks while I lean my head into his chest, it makes his heart beat faster, it's adorable!

Mychael prefers hugs from the front, he doesn't like being surprised, especially when it involves being touched without warning. Sometimes he'll close his sweater around me and "trap" me in a hug, it's sweet!

Alma prefers hugs from the back, especially giving them! They're not actually able to touch me, but having that cold sensation all around let's me know that they're being affectionate with me, plus having their voice so close to my ear when they do it is quite nice!

8. Constantly bragging about dating each other or keeping the relationship relatively secretive?

I prefer bragging! I'm not super vocal about it, unless people approach me with romantic interest, but I definitely don't hide my relationships and love for all of my beloveds in any way shape or form!

Charlie prefers bragging, quietly! He loves being able to say that I'm his boyfriend/girlfriend/joyfriend, when asked about it! Plus he's always holding on to me whenever we walk together, even if just by our pinkie fingers being entwining and dangling as we walk!

Mychael prefers bragging, not that there'd be anyone else to tell, but he really enjoys calling himself my boyfriend and learning about human relationships! He has so many romantic ideas for us to try out, it's always wonderful!!

Alma prefers to be secretive, mostly for my sake! Sure people believe that the campus is haunted, but if I suddenly just started talking about being in love with them people would be entirely freaked out, to say the least...

17. Love at first sight or slow burn?

I prefer love at first sight! When I fall, I fall hard! No holding back on my end, it's very easy for me to become infatuated, especially when it comes to my beloveds, they just have an instant grasp on my heart and I absolutely love it!

Charlie prefers love at first sight! The whole idea is very comforting to him, which makes our relationship so much more enjoyable and comforting for him! It's easy for him to catch feelings, even to extreme extents so knowing that we feel the same way about one another makes him very happy!

Mychael prefers slow burns! He feels like love is something that needs to be nourished and cared for, before allowing it to take over his heart! He can care about people fairly quickly, but feeling a crush build up is another story, it took a good while before he was able to confess his feelings for me!

Alma prefers love at first sight! They say that sometimes you just know when things are meant to be, especially when you're as connected with otherworldly influences as they are! Even if they're a bit shy about it, the feelings are still present and strong whenever we're together!