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#footballz happy birthday to Vince Workman! You were a meh running back who played for a while! You’re also the possessor of the name I would use if I ever got caught faking being a construction guy! Like if I was an undercover spy or a private detective (I would say cop but I’d never be a cop! Sorry cops! You’ll never have my witty repartee to liven up your work day!) and there was some shady stuff going on at building site and I had to go in there all dressed up in bob the builder gear and a security dude found me and asked my name I would for sure say “Vince... Work... Man?” So you’ve got that going for you! I hope no one uses your name as an alias today, Vince Workman, because it’s your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #vinceworkman #greenbaypackers #tampabaybuccaneers #carolinapanthers #indianapoliscolts #greatnames #myaliases #idneverbeacop