#my yan aegon wips in the corner threatening me rn

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Book Aegon vs Yandere Show Aegon in arguments with their darling—

Yandere Book Aegon: "I killed your maid because she touched what is mine. How many times do I have to tell you this? You aren't allowed to have any personal maids. I am the only one allowed to help you bathe and clothe yourself."

Reader: "You stripped her of her skin and put her head on a spike. A bit excessive, no?"

Yandere Book Aegon: "No, not excessive in the least."

Reader: Just gives up because if they argue more, they'll end up unable to walk for a few days.

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Reader: "You had Sunfyre burn my Kingsguard to a crisp—"

Yandere Show Aegon: "No."

Reader: "What do you mean 'no'?"

Yandere Show Aegon: "I did not command Sunfyre to do so. It was simply an act of passion on my behalf."

Reader: "Do it again with my next guard and I'll deprive you of love and attention for a day. Do you understand?"

Yandere Show Aegon: "... Yes, ma'am."

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In conclusion, Book Aegon is daddy. Show Aegon needs his mommy.