#my workplace

[nart-is-a-monster]

Cooking something about a fic of vampires

I suppose that y'all have read it, but, in case you haven't.

GO READ IT NOW LIKE UGHHHH IS JUST SO GOOD (implodes) 💥💥💥

Anyways probably paint this later.

:333333

This sketch will change

Honestly this needs more details

[cf-12]

[pixelpaladin24]

Heads up: if the Stranger Things trailer comes out, I'll lose my fucking mind and flood your dashes with it. I'll tag it as "stranger things spoilers". Just a psa.

[tonbelova25]

FIFA Women’s World Cup kicks off tomorrow!!! The atmosphere is going to be spectacular!!! my workplace be looking beautiful ☺️

[the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell]

HEY!!!

Who the fuck took my yummy string cheese from the FRIDGE. Fess up

Or else

[sweetteaswift]

i finally caved and bought a new pair of airpods so obviously the old ones will turn up any day now

[adastra-sf]

The Robot Uprising Began in 1979

edit: based on a real article, but with a dash of satire

source: X

On January 25, 1979, Robert Williams became the first person (on record at least) to be killed by a robot, but it was far from the last fatality at the hands of a robotic system.

Williams was a 25-year-old employee at the Ford Motor Company casting plant in Flat Rock, Michigan. On that infamous day, he was working with a parts-retrieval system that moved castings and other materials from one part of the factory to another. 

The robot identified the employee as in its way and, thus, a threat to its mission, and calculated that the most efficient way to eliminate the threat was to remove the worker with extreme prejudice.

"Using its very powerful hydraulic arm, the robot smashed the surprised worker into the operating machine, killing him instantly, after which it resumed its duties without further interference."

A news report about the legal battle suggests the killer robot continued working while Williams lay dead for 30 minutes until fellow workers realized what had happened. 

Many more deaths of this ilk have continued to pile up. A 2023 study identified that robots have killed at least 41 people in the USA between 1992 and 2017, with almost half of the fatalities in the Midwest, a region bursting with heavy industry and manufacturing.

For now, the companies that own these murderbots are held responsible for their actions. However, as AI grows increasingly ubiquitous and potentially uncontrollable, how might robot murders become ever-more complicated, and whom will we hold responsible as their decision-making becomes more self-driven and opaque?

[pomegranateruin]

experimenting with giving gale a purple cataract in his left eye because i’ve been obsessed with the orb messing with it after some time

[lucabyte]

some thoughts on Claude

alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are

+ bonus

[maculategiraffe]

just had a blinding epiphany about the job search process. this whole time I have been thinking it is about demonstrating I am a good candidate for the position to someone who is qualified to decide that. and that is not true at all. it's just like the doctor thing. all the jobs are too fucking stupid to know what a valuable asset I would be to their company so my job is to put on a little act and do a little dance and trick them into hiring me so I can do them the favor of working for them even though they're too stupid to hire me without being tricked. wow I feel way better about the whole thing now. let's do this

[evenlyevi]

blues

[soupdwelling]

my favorite somewhat underrated jarchivist moments

“a COMPLAINT? i could just as easily COMPLAIN about her WASTING MY TIME”

“before i address the central point of this statement, namely the question of…. whether the sky can eat people .”

melanie: “i should have known this was a COMPLETE waste of my time” jon: “probably 🙄”

“you don’t seem like you’re in your fifties?? or- or burnt to a crisp”

“you’re serious? you’re going on a date with… the dullard of skull mountain just so you have an excuse to eat a shopska salad?”

“another startling insight from the piercing investigative mind of georgie barker”

“WHAT is my metaphorical pit???”

melanie: “i mean it’s not like you have any reason to kill me” jon: noncommittal sound

martin: “melanie seems okay but i get the feeling she’s planning something?” jon: “i- i got that feeling. Too.”

“so. kidnapped. Again.”

“like colors, but if colors hated me. got it. christ i need a cigarette.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-”

basira: “so would you say this was supposed to be churchill or alfred hitchcock?” jon: “jowls like that, could be either”

“coma! great! let’s rearrange his office! sleeping people don’t need. pens!”

“police brutality lawsuit? :)”

[picture of edwardian offense] “I what?”

daisy: “it’s a joke, jon.” jon: “oh! hAha! yes.”

“i mean you’re not suggesting that santa works for the people’s church..”

long-suffering sigh “fuck.”

“i’m starting to feel a little. Self Conscious being a post apocalyptic google !”

martin: “did it stir any feeling in you?” jon: “Yes! Nausea! Because of the Horrible Things In It!”

“Yes the Colossal Web stretching down into an Endless Pit is a Significant improvement😑”

“‘free will’ she says, as we stand in the middle of her FUCKING WEB”

[stompandhollar]

prt. 1. drink it up losers it’s about to get sad

[mlavier]

typical Chosen Three meeting (pre-tadpole)

[idolomantises]

Nifty and Angel Dust Redesigns

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[mysticaf]

Praying? Now? Are you serious? Get over yourself.