bartking
bartking
Anatidaephobia!
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Bart King's Tumblr. Writer for Disney-Hyperion, Choose Your Own Adventure, etc. ("Anatidaephobia" is the fear that ducks are watching you.)
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bartking · 5 hours ago
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Eastern Sowbread, bitches.
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bartking · 6 hours ago
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bartking · 10 hours ago
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bartking · 10 hours ago
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[engineers meeting]
"So we all agree this is a good idea? Then let's start production!"
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bartking · 11 hours ago
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Meanwhile, at DOGE
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bartking · 12 hours ago
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Laura Jedeed
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bartking · 12 hours ago
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The Statue of Liberty's torch was made with a 40 ft ladder to a balcony for VIP visitors. In 1916, German spies detonated an explosion nearby, and the torch was damaged.
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bartking · 19 hours ago
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Queens cemetery, New York, 1969. Photo by Arthur Tress.
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bartking · 1 day ago
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That’s a lot of pressure, but okay
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bartking · 1 day ago
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bartking · 1 day ago
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Closing the Department of Education? That's real smart.
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bartking · 1 day ago
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"An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University" by Ryan Weber for McSweeney's.
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bartking · 1 day ago
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bartking · 1 day ago
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bartking · 2 days ago
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bartking · 2 days ago
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bartking · 2 days ago
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Miracles still happen.
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