#my wife….

[silkenbow]

i miss my wife tails. i miss him a lot

(+ my heroine, Momoji! ^_^)

[meowzersaurus]

★ Milly Thompson icons from the manga

[goozeghost]

Scratchposting bc i got 2 recently and im remembering how much i fucking love the games

[faggotkenjaku]

i stand with my kleptomaniac wife

[daynightshipping]

Literally me when I see my wife (fictional man)

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

I woke up and she’s still gone😔😔😔

[sugawarakoushi]

was thinking abt my fave scene in lae’zel romance so far which is when she wakes you up in the middle of the night and goes “listen. i’m obsessed with you and your stink. fight me one on one” (amazing, showstopping, i love her). and i was wondering what happens if you lose (it seemed meaningful to her that i take the fight seriously so i used hold person and kinda went ham hfkdhfj) and!! i like the scene better when you lose nooooo i should have let her beat me up

[bizlybebo]

i miss cantrip

[starspilli]

man of progress

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[seagiri]

7 minutes in heaven

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.