#my wife<333333333

[just-call-mefr1es]

yes

[izel-scribbles]

grinning to myself because i happened to be in the bathroom in between classes when i listened to part 39

[normalenjoyer-png]

she's like if a girl was a girl.

additional info i didn't wanna write below the cut

"wasteland medic" brother that's obito's medic. she spends all her resources on keeping her shitty corpse husband alive and wouldn't have it any other way. actively refuses other patients. suggests euthanasia for cases that use too many of her supplies. she's a piece of shit and i love her with my whole entire heart and you should too.

product of human experimentation at vault 71 in appalachia; in an attempt to create sentient beings who could survive the wasteland, the scientists there grafted in some dna from an ouga when she was a baby, a very rare cryptid of the appalachia. this went about as well as you'd expect, and rin was exiled from the vault at a very young age due to her instability and inability to be contained. she mutates with the phases of the moon, werewolf style. no in universe explanation for that yet i just think it's cool.

while she set out with the noble goal of helping as many people as she could, that's since completely dissipated due to consistent hostility from patients and supplies being hard to come by. this, combined with the fact that obito takes up a fuck ton of resources she'd rather not spend elsewhere. she now has no desire to help others and in fact would rather people stop giving her patients.

[doomzday-zone]

guy who only gets ONE fur trim a year o7

[justablah56]

OH just remembered I finished this !

got to Martin's first in-podcast appearance in my relisten and I love him so fuckign much you guys

[enevera]

!!! violin, 🔱 and umm 💙!!!

HIIII PLINK HELLO HI

🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)?

ack already answered that here! <333

🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming?

kehtje used to swim in rivers and lakes in the forest when she was young and had a great time, but she hasnt had the opportunity for a very long time. tyr can also swim very well!! she grew up on a fishing island :D

💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world?

okay magic system is soooo still under construction rn but the short answer is yes magic exists but its heavily tied to religion in this world. brighter half has very powerful magic and its part of why she has such a high position. 3ivies also has magic. everything else is veryyyy rough pls ask again later sdfjhbdhjfbsjh

oc ask game!!

[moved-to-cinnamon-phrog]

Guy but I swiped the Yellow

[serotoninnt]

vampire heidi. if you even care

[inkykeiji]

v glad he came home even tho his stats literally suck so bad 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[baby-prophet]

it took a VERY long time for the alcohol to hit me lol hiiiii

[hazbinwhoree]

So I though I had after reading "failed 3 for 3" is if Adam ever had a nightmare about reader leaving him(are nightmares even possible in heaven?idk).

So basically Adam has a nightmare about us leaving him for Lucifer just like his 2 ex-wifes did. He wakes up and panick (bonus poits if we aren't in bed when he wakes up cuz we needed a drik, go to the bathroom, or something and Adams like "Holy shit it actually happened").

So naturaly like a good wife we are, we need to comfort our little problematic person.

AND I KNOW WHY ALL THE ADAM HEADCANON ARE LIKE "oh he won't let you be a big spoon, no chance" BUT I JUST NEED TO HAVE HIM LAY ON MY CHAEST WHILE I STROKE HIS HAIR, KISS HIS FOURHEAD AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO HIS EAR. ITS A PAIN </333333333

Sorry for any gramer or spelling errors English is not my first lenguage.

I love you'r writing and have a good day <3

Failed 3 For 3

Part 2/2

A/N: Short but sweet.

Adam tossed and turned. His dream was particularly unpleasant. It was replaying the events of today except in this dream, (Name) fell for Lucifer’s flirting, and he lost her. Adam watched on helplessly as (Name) and Lucifer leaned in to kiss… then woke up with a gasp.

He immediately reached for (Name), only to find her side of the bed empty. His heart dropped. What if that wasn’t a dream? “(Name)?” he calls out weakly.

She doesn’t answer, but he hears the toilet flush in their connected bathroom. Then running water, then the door opens and (Name) steps back into the room. “Adam?”

Adam clambered out of bed and picked (Name) up, squeezing her like he might lose her. He wrapped his wings around them like some sort of shield. (Name) pressed a long kiss to his cheek, running a hand through his messy hair. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing,” Adam mumbled. “Well this sure isn’t nothing,” (Name) said. Adam set her down, and she took his hand and led him back to their bed. She sat, patting the spot next to her.

Adam sat down. “It was just a bad dream,” he said nonchalantly. “About today?” (Name) asked gently. Adam rolled his eyes but nodded. “Aww, baby,” (Name) teased. “I fuckin’ know, okay?” Adam snapped.

(Name) crawled into the bed and laid down on her back, opening her arms. “Come here, big guy.”

Adam crawled over to her and laid down on top of her, his head resting on her chest. (Name) wrapped her arms around him, and Adam calmed, listening to her steady heartbeat. (Name) began to run her fingers through his hair with one hand, and Adam sighed contently.

He loved when she did that.

She kissed the top of his head.

“It was just a silly dream,” she whispered. “I’m right here and I’m not going anywhere.” Adam hummed.

(Name) continued to whisper reassurance and sweet nothings, lightly scratching his scalp, and it didn’t take long before Adam’s weight became dead with sleep on top of her.

(Name) smiled.

Her big baby.

[izel-scribbles]

finally got to relistening to s4 <333 i missed my wife so much <333333333

[daryl-and-carol-oh-my]

Andrea deserved so much better. Her death was so stupid. Milton - in the edge of dying, already losing it because of the fever - had to keep reminding her she had to hurry in order to escape and not get bit. As far as I remember, Andrea wasn't that dumb, she knew better than to mess around and keep chatting in a situation like this (and hurry the f up).

If she survived she could have been developed to be a moving power like Carol - and they would definitely still be friends, closer than before.

Andrea was strong from the beginning. Remember how she stood up against Ed (in the lines of, if you don't like how your clothes are washed, how about you washed it yourself?) and how she stood up for Carol when he slapped his wife in front of the girls (Andrea went on hitting his chest before Shane arrived)?

I liked Andrea a lot. I think they wasted her potential, and just made her weak and dumb by the end. Like someone that didn't have what it takes to survive, but, in my opinion, if the writers didn't take such a abrupt turn with her, she'd definitely survive and be a key member of the group nowadays, alongside with Carol.

I completely agree!! A lot of the women on the show felt like this through horrible writing choices, but Andrea, and Lori too, got the brunt of this in the beginning seasons!!

Andrea certainly did! I do remember that! She didn't take shit from assholes like Ed or let anyone be bullied and abused. She stood up to a lot of people for so many of people. She was a strong character, such a waste.

Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts!!! <333333333

Carylering ON<3333333333333

[artkadukan]

Who are your favourite Riordanverse characters ⁉️⁉️

*cracks knuckles*

Welp I have wayyyyyy too many so im just gonna put em in a list!!!!! :D (not ranking them btw I love all of my babies equally-)

JASON GRACE MY BABY BOY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I DONT GET PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM-

Obvi everybody's favourite sass king has to be here because percy is just slay and I relate to him on a spiritual level

My girl hit the lord of the titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush rachel my girl you will forever be famous I love you muah <3

Nico my skrunkly little gremlin boi!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wanna wrap him up in a warm fuzzy blanket and feed him roasted marshmallows :<<<

LEO MOTHERFUCKING VALDEZ. DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN.

Ok listen here I used to hate annabeth when I first read the books but she my wife now I love my queen so much dhskjakahdushsjsk

REYNA AVILA RAMIREZ ARELLANO. I WOULD LET HER STEP ON ME AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.

Thalia my fav punk girlie oughhhh-

TYSON I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. We dont get to see much of him but he's so sweet 😭😭

GROVERRRRRRR THE GOAT FR-

HAZEL AND FRANK MY LIL CINAMMON ROLLS THEYRE SO CUTE AND ADORABLE I NEED MORE OF THEM <333333333

Listen I read magnus chase only for alex fierro and wHEN I TELL YOU IT WAS THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THEY'VE HAD ME ON A CHOKEHOLD EVER SINCE-

SALLY JACKSON. I LOVE YOU MOM.

Controversial but luke castellan. He was a hero in my eyes and he deserved better :((

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

YAYYY!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE YAYYY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! ^^ <3333333333 :3> :DDD <333333333

YAYYYYYY YAY MY HUBAND WOOOO YAYYYYYYY I LOVE YOU TOO YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<333333

[antiadvil]

i was reading your hoodie bow fic and this ask is just to let you know that i am so in love with that fic its actually insane. like if i could inject that into my veins i would. get that tattooed on my forehead. oh my GOD the silly banter... the way i could hear the whole fic in their voices in my head bc every word sounds exactly like what they would say... the initiating sex via kicks... and the END OH MY GOD LOU ITS INSANE IT HURTS ME like wtf why did you do that😭😭😭😭 do you WANT me to explode😭😭😭 "you have to get married to get divorced" "that's the fucking plan" literally shut up i hate gay people so much its unreal. im voting for trump in the next election bc i think he can put a stop to this bs with his zombie wife and maxxed out credit cards... sorry to send to a crazy rant ask btw but i think i already commented on ao3 and i didn't want to look TOO insane... anyway I'm actually fr in love with you thanks for being the best person ever and writing rpf with your glorious talent🙏🙏🙏🙏 bowing down to you fr💖💖💖💖💖 love from esmé

<333333333 look i'm insane about this fic too. i don't always get why some of my fics blow up and some don't but this one? i get it. within like a week it was my most kudosed story on ao3 and i get it. some of my fics i post and go "thank god i never want to look at that again" but the hoodie bow incident?? i reread that shit like 5 times after posting. more probably. basically i kept rereading it until i posted oh baby, seasons change, and then i started alternating rereading them lmao (i haven't decided which one i like more, i flip back and forth, i know the people have spoken and the hoodie bow incident has way more kudos but i think that's just because the "disgusting amounts of fluff" is not properly sycned with the "fluff" tag so it's harder to search for. I think I like the 2010 section of seasons change more but in the 2024 section they're not standing close enough to like mess with each other's hair and stuff and in the hoodie bow incident they're touching (omg) for most of the fic. but i like both fics a lot i think they're very vivid and just like punch you in the face with the sweetness. like "you've got to get married for that first." OOF. i know i wrote it but... it's the kind of thing that doesn't feel like i wrote it, it feels like it just appeared in my head. like it was the natural progression of the dialogue and i needed to put it on the page as fast as i could physically type before it somehow disappeared).

my favorite part of phil being like hey let's fuck and kicking dan's leg is actually when dan is like oh yeah sure. oh wait you mean NOW? it's so funny to me. like. babe can i finish reading this twitter thread first it's really funny :/