#askkarl

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

pee yoself

weve been over this, i have a portal set up that transports my piss into your socks. your move.

[mossandmeatcule]

caught in 4k motherfucker

shitshitshitshit ok moss and ollie cant know about this what do you want? money? i got money ill give you whatever it takes, but this cannot fucking get out

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

forgor that I wasn't just looking at my dash while scrolling through your blog

Got lost in the grocery store and started making a meal because I thought it was my house

that is what my blog is for baybee !! ruin my notifications i live for it :D

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

Karl i think theres a leak in your blog, all these transfems keep getting in =|

??? bestie you mean the front door? i want the transfems here it's the whole point of blogging

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

trick or treat!

i answer the door in sweats and nothing else. i have clearly been sleeping for the past 72 hours at least.

"buh"

i take your candy

"guh"

i close the door

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

just wanted to share that i show a lot of tumblr posts i like to my sibling, and this was the first time they were ever taken aback by someones user. i consider this a great accomplishment

FUCK YEAH BABY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

If I was a beautiful monarch of a beautiful kingdom you would NOT be in my court or whatever

yeah i would you're infatuated with me and it makes you look stupid

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

PISSFAGGOT, FUCK THE WORLD

oh man, well, if you say so

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

umm, tell the 'cule i said hi (for no particular reason)

on it boss o7

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

machine that detonates a 400 megaton atomic bomb as soon as you open your ask box =D (im like the jonkler)

YOU ASS MY FUCKING INBOX IS GONE I NEEDED THAT !!! succumbs to the steel-melting radiation and collapses

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

your music is shit 3=====D get penised

untrue. blocked.

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

get spotter feyed

OGH I KNOW THIS SONG ACTUALLY!!!! @moots me when your mom lol gottem

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

Karl, favorite canadian province? just off the top of your head?

bestie i only know quebec

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

if you can guess who i am i will buy you a dr pebba

wild guess. this is @d0g-byt3s . bitch

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

awesome. seriously badass

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

dreams and delights and beauties and wonders.