#my wife is the best

[itchyandglitchy]

Him lorge 😍

[glitzybunny]

guys my wife is so awesome yall should send her $300 compensation for being in her presence

PFFFFFHAHHAHAHAHSISKFOSJDKFFK

UNO REVERSE CARD

[thomaswaynewolf]

Happy Birthday, @kelseamcculloch You’re the love of my life and you’re my favorite and you’re the best travel partner ever. I love you!

[blatantescapism]

Hi, my wife is just SO attractive.

She’s going to be in the bridal party of a wedding that’s coming up soon. So she’s been trying on lots and lots of fancy formal clothes,

and of course they don’t fit because she has curves AND muscles,

so then she’s getting frustrated and taking them off, while grousing about how bullshit the fashion industry is,

and she’s so smart and she’s making very intelligent arguments, and she’s buttoning and unbuttoning shirts with rapid efficiency,

and I am so, so gay

[infernal-blaze]

@ducktastic-dad asked: ✨✨✨ i love your writing my dear !!!! you have always have such wonderful characterization and are an absolute delight to write both serious and incredibly unserious things with !!

I LOVE MY WIFE!!! I'm just? There are so many words I want to say, but I'll keep it simple. I'm so glad that we can write together and talk about our silly little plots without fear of embarrassment. We met through Rp, which just makes it so perfect. I LOVE YOU WHHHAAA

[stemmmm]

Don’t think about it. Don’t fall asleep. Don’t look. Not yet.

fanart for the latest chapter of Then It Becomes, It Becomes, It Becomes A Problem because holy shit

[chmerical-a]

Don't mind me! Just sending a little ♡ to my favorite blogs!

my wife!!!!! my love!!!!!! my light!!!!! love u so freakin much <3

[indra-sexygirl]

Because perfect ass…

[ouroborosreilig]

resident meshi. dungeon evil. Yesd

[chizukeik]

daily life of xavier the writer

[suwisuwii]

Hey, soldier.

[laswells-ashtray]

One day, someone makes the mistake of mentioning Kate's wife when she's on the field and Gaz, Ghost and Soap expect her to be fine.

John knows better.

It takes John, Ghost, and Soap between them, with Gaz holding a hand over the guys mouth to stop Kate from genuinely being at risk of killing him. John actually lifts her off of the ground and walks out with her kicking and fighting to get out of his grip.

Ghost has to guard the door when he drags her out, Soap and Gaz can be heard getting a little hands-on with their interrogation. John’s grip on Kate is so tight that she'll undoubtedly bruise, but she'll forgive him when he stops her from losing her job.

"Kate- Kate, stop fucking- CALM DOWN- Think about it, it's a scare tactic. Sarah is at home with the cats, and she's fine, he wouldn't tell you about it if he wasn't going to touch her. She's alright."

"You don't fucking know that, you've seen the pictures, John. You know what he does to people-"

"Kate, calm down. Call her, phone Sarah right now and listen to her voice. She's fine, you'll be fine."

Even Simon has an undeniable picture of Laswell in her head. She's unshakeable, she's calm and she's fucking funny when she feels like it. But he's never seen this before, she's downright vicious and he can't help but watch with wide eyes as John grabs her phone out of her pocket and forces it into her hands. Can't help how his lip twitches into a frown that none of them can see as her voice shakes when she talks down the phone to her wife. How she slumps against Price and he holds her up, muttering quietly to her as her wife's voice speaks through the phone.

"She's fine. You're fine. He's a lying git, Kate. Nothing's going to happen to Sarah, you'd never allow it and neither would I. Hell, neither would Nik. The big bugger loves her."

Simon knows better than anyone that they're all human, despite all the rumours and the hero worship everyone gazes at them with. They're people. But sometimes even he forgets that Kate Laswell isn't a Station Chief, she's a woman with a wife at home and a group of cats that John likes laughing at pictures of. It's for that reason that he looks away, offers her the dignity of calming down in peace and slipping back into the Watcher persona without his eyes on her.

He pointedly ignores the grateful look John shoots him.

[milkywayes]

■■■■ Shepard / earthborn / sole survivor / soldier. lovingly annotated.

scar refs (censored nsfw) under the cut >:) since I drew it and all.

[whiskey-hussar]

I don't think anyone in my life, ever, simply gifted me something "just because" or because it reminded them of me, except for my wife. Heck, if it weren't for her, my first gift of flowers would probably be what is placed on my casket, just like so many other men.

I know the phrase "pick me girl" is abused and overused, BUT

The girl who says she doesn't really want flowers or gifts and is OK with just about anything, like no dates out and hanging out but not being together in any way (I dont mean parallel play, I mean basically they're just in the same room doing totally unrelated things) probably isn't doing it to be "picked". She isn't doing it to be so low-maintenance that she's just one of the guys, to be so easy to date because she's not like other girls who demand gifts and fancy dates.

Likewise, the man who expects to be the only one offering gifts, to be the one giving all so that she can be happy, and never expects much out of women in the way of emotional support or help, isn't doing it to be some kind of dream partner.

They just might be doing it because they don't know another way to be.

The way your parents treat each other and the way they treat you is supposed to be a standard to reach for, one that is so high few fit the bill (within reason. If your dad gave it all to your mom, but she gave nothing, it's equally damaging), not a bar so low you can step over it.

The reason we gravitate towards the dysfunctional patterns we learned isn't because they are familiar and predictable (we can predict that it will still suck and we'll hate it), but rather because going outside that pattern means we don't know what to do. We can totally be in the weird, double-standard world of wanting a better relationship but also panicking when we are in one because we literally don't know how to react.

[themetalhiro]

Order up!!

Thank you @soulzerofever for commissioning me!

[fearfulandhungry]