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my beautiful wife whom i love and cherish 🥰
........ and some whore, i guess 🙄
#leo kurosagi you stay away from my wife 🖕🖕🖕🖕#(i'm still laughing at the fact that out of every manga panels they just HAD to use leo as thirst trap for ep 2 banner LMAO)#(and i'm stuck with this whorish visage of leo kurosagi for a while bc my sub-acc team is still too weak to proceed 🥴🫠)
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Sean Manaea arrives to Mets Spring Training (2.11.25)
#oh boy i am GNAWING on him#in the words of my wife.. that is just some Man standing in a warm parking lot. I feel nauseous 🥴#holding too many things in his hands... 2 different drinks... insulated water bottle dangling from a finger...#he's actually Just A Girl#juxtaposition™️#sean manaea#mets#new york mets#baseball#*mygifs
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[ cropped 😇 ] — 💋 Cybill n Iris 💋
@grimreapersbutt — she always on that damn husband of hers fr fr she can't get enough of him
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#happy (early) father's day to cybill 😈#my gift to him was.. 🥴💦💦 some fun art of him and his wife#I drew this one so fucking long ago man I'm finally making art again after a couple months#BUT ANYWAYYYYYY#y'all know the drill#if u know where to find it and haven't yet seen <3 go nuts over all the fun thangs I posted on priv this week <3#okay if u need me I'm going back to being half passed out on the couch#my art#cybill x iris#fallout#sole survivor#friend oc#listen I'm prolly gonna forget in like 20 mins I posted anything at all bc I am fuckin OUT OF IT after yesterday#but I am going to be soooo fuckin annoying abt reblogging my art tomorrow so likeeee my fair warning to everyone 🫡
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Scribbled Ojisan instead of working like I should've been 🫡
#Isekai Ojisan#ojisan#bro i love my wife!!!#look at hjm#im drunk#I love this autism#he's so#sooooo#🥴#bbg#im gonna draw his dick next#i bet he has a sonic oc#wolfgunblood the hedgehog
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Yes
#tadc caine#the amazing digital circus#tadc caine is a male wife#tadc self insert#tadc caine x self insert#caine#tadc#🥴#soft smut#tadc fanart#oh yeah#caine my beloved
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i live
#honestly he's giving Shelton vibes 🥴👀#also not his wife being Ngahuia...... 🤨🤨 oh and Robbie's there too like wtf.#I think he might be in next week's episode too so that should be interesting 👀#also I'm sorry I've been inactive for so long 🥺 I'm still searching for my motivation but having new content will probably help lmao 🥴#jonny brugh
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So I'm currently rereading this awful Emily Purdy's book about Mary and Elizabeth (aptly titled "Mary & Elizabeth) and it's even more bonker than I remembered, the council tries to use sex magic of all thing to save Edward VI, I fucking can't
#very sadly they don't have john dudley and idk...william petre fuck each other to try to bring back their king's health#they get some random straight couple to fuck right next to him on his dying bed tho 🥴#there's also a whole bunch of other magical rituals that wouldn't be credible for early medieval england#and make even less sense in the context of 16th century protestant england#anyway this book is insane but that's on me for rereading it fr#i have litteral piles of interesting books to read and that's what i spend my time on smh#i was just rearranging some books in my bookshelves and got curious as if it was as bad as a i remember and like...it's worst#not quite as bad as the confession of piers gaveston (less child abuse...tho there's quite a bit of that)#but worst than the boleyn wife which was awful but pretty funny#this one is just insane but also not that interesting and its version of mary is unsufferable as all hell#honestly none of those characters are well written but mary really got the short end of the stick in this thing
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To many more years with you, my love 💕💕💕💕💕
#boyishlyfemme#21+ only#no one under 21#mdni#minors dni#minors do not interact#read my pinned post#the love of my life 💕#my forever love💕💕💕💕#moon of my life#my wife and i#my wife 🤤🥴#my wife💕💕💕
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*ringing giant bell in town square* 💦🚽 fic has hit 5k!
#everyone rejoice#sitting here at my wife's dining room table writing about max pissing in his zandvoort 21 trophy#while my wife and my MIL are making pies at the counter#🥴🫡
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-`. TAGGED BY @minaharkers, @kingsroad, @chuckhansen, @leviiackrman and @florbelles to use this cutest picrew for my babies! ty so much!
🌞 CYTHIA vassermiller (the witcher) || 🐍 AEMMA vassermiller (the witcher)
⚔️ ENA of vicovaro (the witcher) || 🌿 ANRE an thiaffe (the witcher)
🧝♀️ SHIADANN aep shiadhal (the witcher) || 🦇 NYCTEMINE tenebrae (the witcher)
🐉 YVRYD zivne (the witcher) || 🩸 VIANNE de vignerot (marvel/spiderman 2099)
👼 CATIUSCIA cantarella (disenchanted if) || 👻 ISLA ishida (disenchanted if)
-`. TAGGING: @unholymilf, @griffin-wood, @leviiackrman, @gwynbleidd, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @jendoe, @fragilestorm, @queennymeria, @faeriemilf, @shadowglens, @marivenah, @aartyom, @noonfaerie, @grapecaseschoices, @leondaltons, @sstewyhosseini, @detectivelokis, @fenharel, @theviridianbunny, @morvaris, @cptcassian, @druidgroves, @anoras, @jackiesarch, @corvosattano, @fereldanwench, @cybilbennettgf, @nokstella, @nightbloodbix, @aragorngf, @morvaris, @necroticpetals, @yennas, @malefiicarum, @roofgeese, @adelaidedrubman, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @confidentandgood, @jacobseed, @loriane-elmuerto, @lavampira, @themalkavian and you!
#only if you want to! 🥀🍄#oc: cythia vassermiller#oc: aemma vassermiller#oc: ena of vicovaro#oc: anre an thiaffe#oc: shiadann aep shiadhal#oc: nyctemine tenebrae#oc: yvryd zivne#oc: vianne de vignerot#oc: catiuscia cantarella#oc: isla ishida#leg.ocs#TY TY SM this was the cutest picrew !!!!!!!#and please feel free to pass if you’ve done this already or wish not to <3#b*g3 is releasing in 3 days AHH which is an early birthday present for me as my birthday is on the 5th 🌸✨😭 !!!! <3#a few more w*itcher babies are not present here but rn it has the braincell again the hyperfixation is back with a VENGEANCE 🥀🥴#ill introduce the babies soon the witcher dears just have the braincell rn !!!!!!!!#the spark notes run down on the babies !!!!!!#cythia queen regent of e*bbing now empress of n!lfgaard 🥀🤡 // aemma first wife of emmy and mother of maxen and edrich#(faked her death and now off to murder her ex for marrying cy 🌸✨☺️)#ena is a w!tcher (viper im thinking ?) // anre is a elven sorceress beloved of i*orveth <3#shiadann is laras sister and heir of the aen elle until she was blamed for a*uberons death by e*redin 🥀😒 // THEE nyctemine is a higher vamp!#yvryd is either a golden dragon descendant of the founder of z*errikania or an heir to the throne of z*errikania im thinking??#spark notes of the disenchanted babies is !! cat is a nephilim and is wooing theo <3#and isla is a banshee and is wooing harlow!! <3 (maxens fc anar as one of harlows fcs SOLD me i was like i have to yk?)#and vianne my baby is the lonely lovely lethal vampire of the future dearest of m!guel and (maybe?) an inheritor?? idk?#(ash got the five paragraph lore essay on her ty ty dear you are a treasure for letting me yell about her AHH 🥀😭)#aem and cy got their canon hair and eyes *SCREAMS* bel and the t*witter circle besties got the lore essay about it while i was making these!#(mutuals if you read all of this you are the most dearest 🌸🥀🥹
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i got home too late to be here properly but i’m watching happiness and my gosh… if a guy doesnt smear zombie blood on another man bc that guy almost caused your death, does he even like you??? if that guy doesn’t risk his own skin to make sure everyone makes it out alive, is he even husband material??? i could go on about yi hyun but i’ll stop. i’m going a lil insane as it is asdgh
#if he and sae bom don’t get a happy ending i will riot i will cry i will tell y’all all about it 😤#honestly the anger and outrage he expressed was just so 🥴 like several people including his wife (of convenience) could have died!!!#the other dude deserved some terror especially bc the other dude is a murderer!!!#y’all i’m sorry but this is gonna be my special interest for a short while so just bear with me#i’ll write a zombie outbreak au and get it out of my system and it’ll be fine i prommy#get ready to ramble | ooc#edit: for the record i’m a lil tipsy so i’m sorry if i sound unhinged asdfhj
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head so good i’m gonna start crying oh my god dude
#would like to reaffirm my wife is incredible and i love her#and the shit you whispered in my ear after????#🥴🥴🥴#i’m gonna combust#T
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the musk sluts would cream their pants if they could smell my pits rn
#personal#im honestly a bit 🥴🥴 myself#i took two medium sized dogs on 4 walks today in big hot heat and sweat soooooo much today#i may let this build til i see my wife tomorrow evening so she can experience the glory 🤭🤭
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Have another video of The Beastly Babe🥵
#21+ only#no one under 21#mdni#minors do not interact#minors dni#read my pinned post#my wife 🤤🥴#the love of my life 💕#I need her to fuck me🥵🥵🥵
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okay but why is it genuinely so hard to find a cute and reliable pair of sneakers for under $100?? all the brands people recommend for kawaii sneakers are so far out of my price range, plus the quality doesn't always reflect the price. koi for example- super cute shoes but i can't justify paying $200 for them because every pair of kois i've ever had has split at the sole :( like please, my current sneakers (koi lmao) literally have a hole in the bottom so my feet get dirty every time I wear them I NEED SNEAKERS SO BAD 😭😭😭😭
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