#my wife 🥴
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servicenonsense · 2 years ago
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How THE FUCK is there no Ryan Erzahler x male reader fics?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM 😭 this fandom disappoints me
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tokutaiseichan · 5 months ago
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my beautiful wife whom i love and cherish 🥰
........ and some whore, i guess 🙄
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thefreckledgymrat · 2 years ago
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Please, admire my lovers biceps 🤤🥵💕💕💕
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spaceratprodigy · 6 months ago
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[ cropped 😇 ] — 💋 Cybill n Iris 💋
@grimreapersbutt — she always on that damn husband of hers fr fr she can't get enough of him
Commission Info | Ko-Fi | My Links
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popillia · 1 year ago
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Scribbled Ojisan instead of working like I should've been 🫡
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girlsdads · 1 month ago
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*ringing giant bell in town square* 💦🚽 fic has hit 5k!
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the-evil-lovable-simp · 1 year ago
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Yes
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sassyandclassy94 · 3 months ago
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The other day I wore my USRowing USA sweatshirt to work and because of obvious reasons, I took it off as soon as I got through the door and folded it up in the break room. Well, one of my coworkers came out from using the bathroom and goes.
“THAT is an ADORABLE and SHARP USA sweatshirt, where’d you get it?”
Me: “Uhhhh… it’s a limited edition so…” and I proceeded to tell her the background.
But THEN after lunch I wore it briefly on the register (it’s pretty much stain/spill proof) because after sitting down to eat for a half hour I got kinda chilly. Anyway, my favorite customer (who looks like Harrison Ford) walked in just as I was putting it over my head and goes:
“What are you doing?? Preparing for a snow flurry?”
Me: *gets it over my head* “Nope!! Just got chilly.”
Customer: “Nice sweatshirt.”
Me: “DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT?!”
Customer: “Ohhh I know exactly what it is. The same as the movie right?”
“YUP! Only difference is this!” *points to the embroidery on the left sleeve*
Customer: “I don’t know about you, young lady. But it looks really nice on you.”
Then at the register he told me again how much I remind him of his daughter and how he can’t believe there are two of us🥴
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thedeadthree · 1 year ago
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-`. TAGGED BY @minaharkers, @kingsroad, @chuckhansen, @leviiackrman and @florbelles to use this cutest picrew for my babies! ty so much!
🌞 CYTHIA vassermiller (the witcher) || 🐍 AEMMA vassermiller (the witcher)
⚔️ ENA of vicovaro (the witcher) || 🌿 ANRE an thiaffe (the witcher)
🧝‍♀️ SHIADANN aep shiadhal (the witcher) || 🦇 NYCTEMINE tenebrae (the witcher)
🐉 YVRYD zivne (the witcher) || 🩸 VIANNE de vignerot (marvel/spiderman 2099)
👼 CATIUSCIA cantarella (disenchanted if) || 👻 ISLA ishida (disenchanted if)
-`. TAGGING: @unholymilf, @griffin-wood, @leviiackrman, @gwynbleidd, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @jendoe, @fragilestorm, @queennymeria, @faeriemilf, @shadowglens, @marivenah, @aartyom, @noonfaerie, @grapecaseschoices, @leondaltons, @sstewyhosseini, @detectivelokis, @fenharel, @theviridianbunny, @morvaris, @cptcassian, @druidgroves, @anoras, @jackiesarch, @corvosattano, @fereldanwench, @cybilbennettgf, @nokstella, @nightbloodbix, @aragorngf, @morvaris, @necroticpetals, @yennas, @malefiicarum, @roofgeese, @adelaidedrubman, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @confidentandgood, @jacobseed, @loriane-elmuerto, @lavampira, @themalkavian and you!
#only if you want to! 🥀🍄#oc: cythia vassermiller#oc: aemma vassermiller#oc: ena of vicovaro#oc: anre an thiaffe#oc: shiadann aep shiadhal#oc: nyctemine tenebrae#oc: yvryd zivne#oc: vianne de vignerot#oc: catiuscia cantarella#oc: isla ishida#leg.ocs#TY TY SM this was the cutest picrew !!!!!!!#and please feel free to pass if you’ve done this already or wish not to <3#b*g3 is releasing in 3 days AHH which is an early birthday present for me as my birthday is on the 5th 🌸✨😭 !!!! <3#a few more w*itcher babies are not present here but rn it has the braincell again the hyperfixation is back with a VENGEANCE 🥀🥴#ill introduce the babies soon the witcher dears just have the braincell rn !!!!!!!!#the spark notes run down on the babies !!!!!!#cythia queen regent of e*bbing now empress of n!lfgaard 🥀🤡 // aemma first wife of emmy and mother of maxen and edrich#(faked her death and now off to murder her ex for marrying cy 🌸✨☺️)#ena is a w!tcher (viper im thinking ?) // anre is a elven sorceress beloved of i*orveth <3#shiadann is laras sister and heir of the aen elle until she was blamed for a*uberons death by e*redin 🥀😒 // THEE nyctemine is a higher vamp!#yvryd is either a golden dragon descendant of the founder of z*errikania or an heir to the throne of z*errikania im thinking??#spark notes of the disenchanted babies is !! cat is a nephilim and is wooing theo <3#and isla is a banshee and is wooing harlow!! <3 (maxens fc anar as one of harlows fcs SOLD me i was like i have to yk?)#and vianne my baby is the lonely lovely lethal vampire of the future dearest of m!guel and (maybe?) an inheritor?? idk?#(ash got the five paragraph lore essay on her ty ty dear you are a treasure for letting me yell about her AHH 🥀😭)#aem and cy got their canon hair and eyes *SCREAMS* bel and the t*witter circle besties got the lore essay about it while i was making these!#(mutuals if you read all of this you are the most dearest 🌸🥀🥹
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toyourliking · 1 day ago
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thefreckledgymrat · 2 years ago
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To many more years with you, my love 💕💕💕💕💕
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quietlyblooms · 6 days ago
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i got home too late to be here properly but i’m watching happiness and my gosh… if a guy doesnt smear zombie blood on another man bc that guy almost caused your death, does he even like you??? if that guy doesn’t risk his own skin to make sure everyone makes it out alive, is he even husband material??? i could go on about yi hyun but i’ll stop. i’m going a lil insane as it is asdgh
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thesaturdayb0y · 1 month ago
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head so good i’m gonna start crying oh my god dude
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deaconsleatherpants · 7 months ago
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i live
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nest-being · 7 months ago
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okay but why is it genuinely so hard to find a cute and reliable pair of sneakers for under $100?? all the brands people recommend for kawaii sneakers are so far out of my price range, plus the quality doesn't always reflect the price. koi for example- super cute shoes but i can't justify paying $200 for them because every pair of kois i've ever had has split at the sole :( like please, my current sneakers (koi lmao) literally have a hole in the bottom so my feet get dirty every time I wear them I NEED SNEAKERS SO BAD 😭😭😭😭
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thedeadthree · 2 years ago
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IOVANNA (hotd) 🔮 // UNA (hotd) 🐍
ALAIA (tlou) 🍄 // VANJA (aot) 🫖
VIOLANTE (dbd) 🕯 // VERUSHA (various) ⚖️
TAGGED BY the dears @nightbloodraelle, @leviiackrman, @corvosattano and @marivenah to make a few loves in this cutest picrew! ty ty! <3
TAGGING: @griffin-wood, @feystepped, @kingsroad, @jendoe, @phillipsgraves, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @chuckhansen, @shellibisshe, @queennymeria, @unholymilf, @florbelles, @confidentandgood, @adelaidedrubman, @leondaltons. @roofgeese, @loriane-elmuerto, @weisshaupts, @aartyom, @arklay, @girlbosselrond, @blissfulalchemist and you!
#only if you want to! 🤍🕊#oc: iovanna dayne#oc: una nathaira uller#oc: alaia alcántara#oc: vanja tybur#oc: violante valtieri#oc: verusha kuang#UNAA U LITTLE HELLION YOU GODD the green eyes THE WILDFIRE-LIKE COLOR THE CANNIBALS DRAGONFIRE LIKE SHADE THEY POSSESS !!!!!#and iovannas violet eyes and the purple outfit like? these fit so well for them PLEASEE they’re the LOVELIEST <3#una: ive never done a wrong thing in my life. 🕊💚😌#aegon: i know this and i love you. ✨🥴#GODD THEM…!!!!? they’re so!#pov: ur daemy and u are getting 🔮 the look 🔮 for whatever nonsense u just did or say to attempt to woo her ✨🥴#(funny thing is it works skjsjzjx 🔮💜😵‍💫)#tommy come get your wife she’s pouting that she got blood on a vintage 2003 juicy jacket and u had to lend her yours 🤎🥴 thanks beloved!#(LISTENN the jacket is blue ik but the brown worked with her aesthetic aksjzxh ✨😖)#vanja in marley looks ✨😒🤍 how soon can she leave levi home is NOT where the heart is ✨😖#(though who is she kidding her home is standing next to her but admitting that she’ll eat rocks skzjjx ✨😵‍💫)#( WELL WHEN YOU WORRY ABOUT HIS WELL BEING HALF (ALL) THE TIME AND CHASTISE FOR NEAR FATAL INSTANCES it’s hard to fool anyone babe! )#local medic and aristocrat on the run will have gray hairs before she turns thirty bc of l*vi a*kerman more @ 11#vio here to remind the general public that blood rituals require blood! who knew! sksjzj it’s for a good cause (saving vitos behind again!)#verusha will likely have 3 verses if things are going the way i planned them <3 (a h*eroes r*ise / m*cu / and maybe something else?)#there was something else and i cant remember to save my life ✨😖 (im thinking m*cu wise she would be a lovely mirror to chiara?)#leg.tagged#leg.ocs#t: picrews
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