#my wife 🥴

[servicenonsense]

How THE FUCK is there no Ryan Erzahler x male reader fics?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM 😭 this fandom disappoints me

[tokutaiseichan]

my beautiful wife whom i love and cherish 🥰

........ and some whore, i guess 🙄

[thefreckledgymrat]

Please, admire my lovers biceps 🤤🥵💕💕💕

[spaceratprodigy]

[ cropped 😇 ] — 💋 Cybill n Iris 💋

@grimreapersbutt — she always on that damn husband of hers fr fr she can't get enough of him

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[popillia]

Scribbled Ojisan instead of working like I should've been 🫡

[girlsdads]

*ringing giant bell in town square* 💦🚽 fic has hit 5k!

[the-evil-lovable-simp]

Yes

[sassyandclassy94]

The other day I wore my USRowing USA sweatshirt to work and because of obvious reasons, I took it off as soon as I got through the door and folded it up in the break room. Well, one of my coworkers came out from using the bathroom and goes.

“THAT is an ADORABLE and SHARP USA sweatshirt, where’d you get it?”

Me: “Uhhhh… it’s a limited edition so…” and I proceeded to tell her the background.

But THEN after lunch I wore it briefly on the register (it’s pretty much stain/spill proof) because after sitting down to eat for a half hour I got kinda chilly. Anyway, my favorite customer (who looks like Harrison Ford) walked in just as I was putting it over my head and goes:

“What are you doing?? Preparing for a snow flurry?”

Me: *gets it over my head* “Nope!! Just got chilly.”

Customer: “Nice sweatshirt.”

Me: “DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT?!”

Customer: “Ohhh I know exactly what it is. The same as the movie right?”

“YUP! Only difference is this!” *points to the embroidery on the left sleeve*

Customer: “I don’t know about you, young lady. But it looks really nice on you.”

Then at the register he told me again how much I remind him of his daughter and how he can’t believe there are two of us🥴

[thedeadthree]

-`. TAGGED BY @minaharkers, @kingsroad, @chuckhansen, @leviiackrman and @florbelles to use this cutest picrew for my babies! ty so much!

🌞 CYTHIA vassermiller (the witcher) || 🐍 AEMMA vassermiller (the witcher)

⚔️ ENA of vicovaro (the witcher) || 🌿 ANRE an thiaffe (the witcher)

🧝‍♀️ SHIADANN aep shiadhal (the witcher) || 🦇 NYCTEMINE tenebrae (the witcher)

🐉 YVRYD zivne (the witcher) || 🩸 VIANNE de vignerot (marvel/spiderman 2099)

👼 CATIUSCIA cantarella (disenchanted if) || 👻 ISLA ishida (disenchanted if)

-`. TAGGING: @unholymilf, @griffin-wood, @leviiackrman, @gwynbleidd, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @jendoe, @fragilestorm, @queennymeria, @faeriemilf, @shadowglens, @marivenah, @aartyom, @noonfaerie, @grapecaseschoices, @leondaltons, @sstewyhosseini, @detectivelokis, @fenharel, @theviridianbunny, @morvaris, @cptcassian, @druidgroves, @anoras, @jackiesarch, @corvosattano, @fereldanwench, @cybilbennettgf, @nokstella, @nightbloodbix, @aragorngf, @morvaris, @necroticpetals, @yennas, @malefiicarum, @roofgeese, @adelaidedrubman, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @confidentandgood, @jacobseed, @loriane-elmuerto, @lavampira, @themalkavian and you!

[toyourliking]

🧍🏻‍♂️

[thefreckledgymrat]

To many more years with you, my love 💕💕💕💕💕

[quietlyblooms]

i got home too late to be here properly but i’m watching happiness and my gosh… if a guy doesnt smear zombie blood on another man bc that guy almost caused your death, does he even like you??? if that guy doesn’t risk his own skin to make sure everyone makes it out alive, is he even husband material??? i could go on about yi hyun but i’ll stop. i’m going a lil insane as it is asdgh

[thesaturdayb0y]

head so good i’m gonna start crying oh my god dude

[deaconsleatherpants]

i live

[nest-being]

okay but why is it genuinely so hard to find a cute and reliable pair of sneakers for under $100?? all the brands people recommend for kawaii sneakers are so far out of my price range, plus the quality doesn't always reflect the price. koi for example- super cute shoes but i can't justify paying $200 for them because every pair of kois i've ever had has split at the sole :( like please, my current sneakers (koi lmao) literally have a hole in the bottom so my feet get dirty every time I wear them I NEED SNEAKERS SO BAD 😭😭😭😭

[thedeadthree]

IOVANNA (hotd) 🔮 // UNA (hotd) 🐍

ALAIA (tlou) 🍄 // VANJA (aot) 🫖

VIOLANTE (dbd) 🕯 // VERUSHA (various) ⚖️

TAGGED BY the dears @nightbloodraelle, @leviiackrman, @corvosattano and @marivenah to make a few loves in this cutest picrew! ty ty! <3

TAGGING: @griffin-wood, @feystepped, @kingsroad, @jendoe, @phillipsgraves, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @chuckhansen, @shellibisshe, @queennymeria, @unholymilf, @florbelles, @confidentandgood, @adelaidedrubman, @leondaltons. @roofgeese, @loriane-elmuerto, @weisshaupts, @aartyom, @arklay, @girlbosselrond, @blissfulalchemist and you!