#my walten eyes are burning

[faineantf]

wwwAAUGGHHH she's humanoid now..., Enjoy! her make up is so messy... Augh

[sakuralovespossums]

🌹 Osamu Dazai x Wife Reader 🌹

I kinda based you and Dazai’s relationship off of Jack and Rosemary from The Walten Files, so expect lots of wholesomeness

You and Dazai met around the time he just left the Port Mafia and was trying to make a new life for himself. You had also recently fled from another shady organization and was keeping a low profile

One day while walking home from the store, you spotted a man attempting to jump off a bridge and quickly rushed over to stop him, causing you both to fall in the water

Luckily you survived but were left wet and freezing. You angrily dragged him back to your apartment and cleaned him up, yelling and scolding him the entire time while your gentle actions revealed your true kindness

Dazai was soon intrigued by your strange willingness to help a stranger like him and decided to stick around a bit to see how long he could mess with you till you grew tired of him

As time passed, he slowly realized what an angel you were and ended up falling HARD for you

I’m one of the people who believe Dazai’s ideal woman would be someone with an optimistic mindset and pure/strong morality. She would also have a unique way of looking at things that kinda sets her apart from others

Realistically, I feel like Dazai wouldn’t open up about his past/vulnerable side to his lover nor marry them until a few years later since he’s VERY serious about keeping his personal info hidden until he 1000% fully trusts him them. But for the sake of this fic, let’s say he does tell you about his past and marries you shortly after his entrance exam in the ADA

You also work at the ADA as a clerk (suggested by Dazai)

You and Dazai are known as the cute couple within the ADA (a lot like Junichiro and Naomi but not creepy)

Dazai already follows and clings to you like a desperate puppy wherever you go, so you can imagine just how chaotic and distracting it gets at work

He’s always ditching his paperwork to flirt with you and then try to get you to ditch with him

Kunikida seriously wonders why the president ever thought it was a good idea to let Dazai’s wife work in the same building as him

He gushes about you nonstop omg it’s so annoying

*Kicks open door* “Guess what lunch my gorgeous wife made me today?!~~”

*Angry Kunikida eye twitch*

I cannot state enough times just how much this man WORSHIPS you like your his goddess, his shining light, his angel

A lot of his acts of love are pretty dramatic and silly, but it comes from a genuine place as he he feels he can trust you enough to share his more vulnerable side and dark past

He hasn’t shared everything with you though since I feel there are some things he can never trust anyone to share with, no matter what, not even Oda. But you understand that and accept him for who he is and his flaws

It’s your unwavering acceptance of him and his ugliness that really made him wanna spend his life with you

He never takes off his wedding ring

You do a lot of stuff together (eating, bathing, napping, errands, etc)

Only thing you don’t do together is cooking and cleaning since he always almost destroys the apartment

“Osamu, you are staying on that couch until I’m done cooking this soup!” 😤

“But belladonna, how can I ever help you prepare your delicious meal?” 🥺

“By not burning the place down!!!”

Your a lot shorter than Dazai and have a plump/curvy body type (I just really like the image of lanky Dazai having a short plump wife to pick up and cuddle 💕)

Your known for you sweet and patient personality, as well as artistic worldview that intrigues your husband

Your favorite hobby is painting. It’s something that helped you get through your dark days and your so good at it that you’ve sold a few paintings to your neighbors

Of course Dazai is your no. 1 model

Sometimes he’ll also paint something for you (he doesn’t paint as much since he’s more busy) and you decide to create a small art room to hang up both of your works

Fun fact: The real life Osamu Dazai was also a painter

Your no pushover though and can get pretty scary when angry (maybe not as scary as Dazai, but still intimidating)

If anything were to happen to Dazai, you won’t hesitate to do whatever or go wherever to save him. You don’t care who you have to face or how dangerous it might be, your fetching your husband back no matter what

Because of this, he’ll concoct plans ahead of time to best keep you out of harms way

Yeah, Dazai is still his manipulative self, but does it all out of love and what he thinks is best for you, wether you agree or not

God help anyone who even tries to lay a hand on you because Dazai will NOT hold back in letting them know what happens to those who try to harm HIS wife

I don’t really see you guys having kids. Your already happy enough just having each other (and also your dangerous professions)

Dazai doesn’t like you meeting any of his former Port Mafia peers and tries to keep them away from you

Though I imagine you and Chuuya probably have met at some point. He doesn’t give you much thought until he finds out you’re that idiot’s wife and he freaks out!!

If Akutagawa found out about you, I think he would also be shocked but then grow jealous of how close you are. How the hell was a weakling like you able to easily gain Dazai-san’s trust and admiration when he couldn’t?!

[snoople-boop]

Fandom Oneshots: Wonderland is not as wonderful as it seems (The Walten Files)

Wonderland is a beautiful place, full of joy and wonder. But for the spirits of Brian Stells, Rosemary Walten, Ashley, Susan Woodings, Charles, Edd and Molly, it is a place full of pain and sadness. Their minds are wandering, trying to distract themselves from the fact that they are dead, no longer alive and in pain. In this Wonderland, they seek out comfort and escape from the memories of their tragic deaths. As they wander, they find that even this supposedly magical place is unable to dull the pain of their loss.

Molly takes Edd's hand and they walk "what if we can't find Sophie... What if we're too late?" Molly said as she was sad, Edd looked at her. The red children had no idea why this was happening, when someone dies and goes to wonderland, they become reborn. Edd gently squeezed Molly's hand. "Don't worry, we'll find her. She'll be okay." He tried to comfort her, but his mind was plagued by doubts. What if they were too late? What if they couldn't find her? What if they couldn't save her? These thoughts were tearing him up inside. As they walked, Edd tried to push away the worry and focus on finding Sophie. But the doubts kept creeping back in.

The warm embrace of Rosemary was comforting in this place of sadness. Ed and Molly hugged back, holding on tight. They couldn't see her face, but they knew it was her. She smelled like iron and her body felt like a marionette on strings, like something inhuman. But the warmth and softness of the embrace made them forget their sorrow, if only for a moment.

"L ook at t he h ap py f ami ly" "Bon said as all 3 looked at him

All 3 looked up at "Bon", who was standing at the edge of the Wonderland. Covered in pure white. His words sent a shiver down Ed's spine. The happy family he was talking about was no longer here. The happy family was now in the past. And in this Wonderland, there was only pain and sadness. Ed's grip on Molly tightened as they stared at "Bon". "You leave my children alone" Rosemary said as 'Bon" took a step closer, Rosemary became more and more furious. Her voice was dripping with anger as her protective instincts kicked in. She would not let "Bon" hurt her children. 

"Bon" continued to stare, his eyes seeming to burn a hole right through her soul. Then he spoke again, his voice now filled with menace. 

"Y ou h ave lov ely re d chi ldre n." 

The phrase sent chills down her spine. She had never heard anything so horrifying come out of his mouth before. The meaning of it was chilling.

Rosemary took a step back as the fear grew inside her. "Bon's" words had sent a wave of terror through her heart. This Wonderland was no longer a magical place full of joy and wonder. It was now a playground for a psychopath who had ripped families apart with no regard for the consequences.

Ed and Molly seemed to share her fear as they huddled closer together. They no longer felt safe in this Wonderland. The happy family that "Bon" had mentioned had been torn apart. It seemed they would not be reunited in this place but rather they would be subjected to more trauma and pain.

"I sa ved yo u, I ma de y ou reborn" "Bon" said as he looked at Rosemary. "Bon's" words triggered Rosemary's anger again. The rage she had felt before was reignited and this time, it was fueled with hatred. She hated "Bon" for ripping her family apart. She hated "Bon" for causing pain and suffering. 

"You saved nothing. You destroyed everything," she shouted. Her words carried a fierce determination to stand up against "Bon" and protect her children, even if it was at the cost of her own life. "Bon" remained silent and just stared at her. His expression was like the grim reaper, awaiting his next victim. "You r bo dy is stil l blee ding, but, yo u're n ow

beautiful

He forcefully seized her and proceeded to forcefully remove her limbs. Molly and Edd let out piercing screams and swiftly sought refuge behind the nearest tree. Rosemary let out anguished cries, fiercely resisting his grasp. Tears streamed down her cheeks as she persistently struggled against him. "NO!!!!" she bellowed. "No more!!" Edd and Molly stood frozen, aghast at the scene unfolding before them. She was being torn apart mercilessly, as he callously began to dismember her once more. It sounded like meat getting torn apart, the smell of iron  and blood permeated the air along with the acrid odor of burnt plastic. Blood spilled and splattered across the ground as he ripped away at her flesh, exposing her bones. Edd looked on in disgust, unable to look away and Molly covered her eyes as the image burned itself into her memory. Rosemary screamed and yelled,  her cries were so loud and desperate, tears flowed freely, mingling with her blood. Edd and Molly cowered behind the tree as tears streamed down their cheeks, their heads buried deep under the branches. Rosemary's screams echoed into the distance, and they could barely understand what she was saying, but they heard one thing clearly: “Help me!!”  Her cries pierced their hearts as if they were knives.

"Bon" suddenly stopped and turned around. His eyes met theirs briefly before the dark void overtook his soul. Molly cried harder, while Edd hid his head deeper underneath the branches. sounds of Rosemary's gargles mixed with her sobs made "Bon" look at her "yo u ca n't di e her e, yo u'll ret urn to wha t yo u were" Ed and Molly were so horrified by what they had just witnessed that they could barely move. Their bodies were frozen in fear and their hearts were beating out of their chests. They had just seen their beloved mother, the person who had been their protector and provider since the day they were born, being ripped apart by Bon.

The images of her being ripped apart would forever be seared into their memories and the sound of her blood-curdling screams would haunt them for the rest of eternity. As Bon walked away, Rosemary's body started to reassemble itself, like bones crushing. Her body was put back together, piece by piece, bone by bone. Her limbs slowly started to reattach themselves as if by magic. The process was painful and slow, but her body was being put back together like a broken toy. It was a miracle, but a horrifying one at that. The reassembling of Rosemary's body was a sight that Ed and Molly couldn't look away from. Despite the gruesome nature of the scene, they remained glued to the spot, watching their mother's body slowly return to its original form. The gruesome sight was like a horrible car crash - they knew they should turn away, but they couldn't.

When the reassembling was finally complete, Rosemary stood up slowly, her body still dripping with blood from the process. All three of them just stood there in silence, too shocked to speak. After witnessing the gruesome reassembling of Rosemary's body, Ed and Molly were in shock. They hugged their mother tightly, grateful that she had been put back together again. The three of them stood there in shock and silence for a few moments, unable to process what they had just seen.

Then, they spotted Bon's Burgers in the Wonderland and decided to head towards it. When Molly pushed open the door to Bon's Burgers, she expected to find "Bon" or at least someone familiar inside. Instead, she was greeted by the sight of Susie and Ashley, two familiar faces and fellow victims of "Bon". The sight was unexpected and filled Molly with some hope. Here were two people who had experienced "Bon's" brutality first-hand and who might be able to help them find some answers. Molly and Ed stood quietly as Ashley spoke up. Her tone was cold and blunt, completely different from the cheerful and upbeat girl that they had known back in the real world. It was as if she had been replaced with another, much harsher counterpart.

"What do you want" she repeated, giving no indication that she recognized Ed and Molly at all. Ashley shared a quick glance, clearly puzzled by how much Charles and Susie seemed to know about them.

"You know them?" asked Ashley, looking back at Molly and Ed. Her tone was still harsh and sarcastic, but now there was a hint of curiosity in her voice.

Then, Charles spoke up, his tone much more gentle and familiar than that of Ashley's. "Jack Walten was the father of Molly Walten and Ed Walten. He was one of the owners of Bon's Burgers." Molly tried to explain what had happened to them, but she was interrupted by Susie who said, "He lied." The implication was clear - Felix had not been telling the whole truth when he had described the accident. Something else had happened, something more sinister and dark.

Molly and Ed both felt a growing sense of confusion and dread as they listened to the two ex workers. Their world was slowly falling apart, piece by piece. Something was definitely not right here. Charles's words brought up more mysteries. Felix had deliberately lied to Rosemary and Jack, telling them something completely different from what had actually happened. And now, it seemed like he had been lying to everyone. The thought was chilling - what else had Felix been hiding? And what was this about Rocket being hidden at Bon's Burgers? Ashley's words sent a chill down Ed and Molly's spines. She had found a tape at the K-9 Facility that contained a song that mentioned the names of various people, including their own. Then the tape had suddenly cut out, and she had been killed by "Bon".

It wasn't clear what this meant, but it definitely signaled that something sinister was at work in this Wonderland. The fact that the song had broken down and mentioned these names was concerning. And the fact that Ashley had been murdered after listening to it made the whole situation even more unsettling. Molly and Ed both remained silent, digesting Ashley's story. It was horrifying to think that she had been murdered simply for listening to a tape with a strange song. And the fact that the song had mentioned all of these names was concerning as well. Both Molly and Ed felt a growing sense of dread as they processed the story. Something dark and sinister was indeed lurking in this Wonderland, and it was quickly becoming clear that the entire world was not what it seemed. The more they learned about this place, the more questions they had. Something was off. They needed to find out more about this Wonderland and what had really happened.

Why was this happening

[amaninsidemymouth]

“my love for you was bulletproof, but you’re the one that shot me”

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jack walten/felix kranken, angst, hurt/no comfort, love confession, not canon compliant

(title from “bulletproof love” by pierce the veil. fic also posted on my ao3 @/panicatmychemicalkellic)

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felix glances at the phone and weighs his options. does he call jack, or does he keep it to himself? no, jack deserves to know what’s going on. he picks up the phone; both hands shaking. he glides his index finger around to each of the numbers. the phone rings once, twice. he attempts a deep breath, but it ends up shallow.

“hello?” the voice on the other end rings out. “hi jack. it’s felix.” he gulps. “linda’s divorcing me.”

“what? why?” jack questions. this can’t be happening. felix doesn’t deserve this. “she-“ his voice cracks. “she said she isn’t in love with me anymore.”

“was it something you did?” jack inquires, concerned. “um, no, just doesn’t see a future with me anymore, i guess. hey listen, uh, can i come over?”

…

jack sits down next to felix, a worried look on his face. felix fidgets with his hands in his lap. is today finally the day?

“do you have somewhere to stay? i’m sure rosemary and the kids would love to have you. you can stay in the spare bedroom if you’d like.” felix avoids jack’s sympathetic gaze. it burns his skin like hellfire.

he focuses his attention to the wood floor underneath his feet. he traces every shape with his eyes, trying to calm the thoughts racing around in his mind and the loud, persistent beating of his heart.

“felix, buddy, are you okay?” he grabs felix’s shoulder somewhat roughly. felix startles and looks up at jack with big doe eyes. felix is enamored with the compassionate look on jack’s face. he adores the way he is so in tune with not only his own emotions, but the emotions of those around him; the way he looks so tall and intimidating, but when he talks, the facade melts away, leaving only jack’s gentle nature. felix stares into jack’s eyes, searching for an answer, any answer.

and that’s when felix kisses him.

felix jumps forward, placing his hands on both sides of jack’s face, pulling him in and kissing him passionately. he kisses him in a way he never would’ve kissed linda, in a way he never imagined he could kiss anyone. felix feels fulfilled, as if his only purpose in life was to kiss jack.

and that’s when jack pushes him away.

jack furrows his brow, his feelings of disgust and betrayal evident on his face. “felix!” he gasps. “what the hell?” felix cowers away from him, once again avoiding eye contact. “i’m sorry,” felix gushes. he takes a peek at jack, trying to gauge his reaction, and is met with jack’s cold glare. he bows his head, tears streaming down his face.

“i love you,” he whispers.

“you need to leave,” is jack’s only reply.

[just-somehuman]

INTRODUCTION I'M POSTING TWO YEARS AFTER I STARTED THIS BLOG LMAO ✨

Silly Wanderer header lol

A little about me ~☆

Names I go by: Nemo, Lune or my username on any social platform you find me on (there's a lot)🕺

Secret rp blog shhh: @the-embodiment-of-everything

Gender and sexuality: Female, heterosexual

Religion/faith: Christianity. Denomination: protestant - methodist.

Interests: music, composition, writing, reading, gaming, astronomy, genetic engineering, science in general lol, programming

Instruments I play: piano (11 years), recorder (7 years), saxophone (2 years). The hand drum was my first instrument (11 years ago) but I stopped playing it after I started the piano 😭

Fanfictions I write: Obey Me!, AyakashiRR, AOT, and Genshin fanfictions. They are most commonly angst, however I do have two psychological and supernatural horrors in the works!

Novels I write: I actually have no idea. It's just a variety, I guess. My personal favourite that I've written is a fable (made that one wayyy too dark for a children's story). Currently, I'm writing a science fiction book.

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Fandoms I'm actively in ~☆

Games:

- Obey Me!

- Obey Me! Nightbringer

- Ayakashi: Romance Reborn

- Genshin Impact

- Honkai Star Rail

- Starry Love

- Legend of the Phoenix

- Tamashi: Rise of Yokai

- MazM: Phantom of the Opera

- My Child Lebensborn

- Mysterious Forum and Seven Rumours

- Matsuro Palette

- Guilty Parade

- Project Sekai

- Life Gallery

- Cat Museum

- Fran Bow

- Iron Lung

- Mr Hopp's Playhouse

- No Players Online

- Sentient

- I also play Roblox btw 💀 I've only been playing Royale High lately though.

- All Over Me (Roblox)

- Jim's Computer (Roblox)

Animes:

- Attack on Titan

- Himouto! Umaru-Chan

- Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

- One Punch Man

- Junji Ito Collection

- School Babysitters

- Theater of Darkness: Yamishibai

- The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

- Parasite: The Maxim

- Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba

- Kagewani

- Jujutsu Kaisen 0

- Orenchi no Furo Jijou

- I'm currently watching many, but these are all the ones I've finished

Web series:

- Vita Carnis

- The Walten Files

- Interface

- Mandela Catalogue/Magazine

- Ashur Gharavi

- brandon works

Other:

- Hallo Aus Berlin ❤

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- EKT

- EPIC: The Musical

Fandoms I'm not actively in ~☆

- Ikemen Vampire

- AFTERL!FE: The Sacred Kaleidoscope

- Midnight Cinderella

- Dangerous Fellows

- Mystic Messenger

- LoveUnholyc (dunno how to spell it 💀)

- Tears of Themis

- Vocaloid

- FNF

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Fandoms I'm interested in ~☆

- Twisted Wonderland

- Sally Face

- FNAF

- Omori

- The Backrooms

- Little Misfortune

- Little Nightmares

- Hazbin Hotel

- Danganronpa

- Undertale

- The Amazing Digital Circus

- Devil May Cry

- Final Fantasy

- Resident Evil

- my eyes deceive

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Content I post here ~☆

It's mainly Obey Me! and AyakashiRR, occasionally Genshin Impact or something else. I used to post a lot of AOT, I might get back into that. Anyways, what you can expect to find is:

- In game screenshots and my two cents 💀

- Memes/fake tweets

- Headcannons

- Fanfictions (mainly angst. I don't do NSFW)

- Theories. I theorise and over-analyse a lot 💀

- My rambling and ranting about random stuff 🤡

- SLANDER 💃

- Sometimes there's just completely random stuff that is completely out of place but whatever

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Other stuff I'm interested in ~☆

- Urban legends

- Paranormal stuff

- Internet mysteries

- True crime

- So you know Nexpo, Snarled's "Something Scary" volumes, Leminio, and the Infographics Show's serial killer videos? Yeah, that. All of that.

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This is just a summary of stuff. I've probably missed a lot since I'm focusing on not burning the brownies I have in the oven right now (it's my first time baking 💀) and I just wrote off the top of my head.

ANYWAYS, WELCOME TO MY BLOG. IF I WERE TO DESCRIBE IT IN A WORD, IT WOULD BE "CHAOTIC". OKAY BYE.

[oogaboogaspookyman]

All of remixes aim for creepy yet eye catching visuals, kinda like the stuff Martin Walls did with The Walten Files, and the songs themselves are remixed to have different lyrics AND creepy stuff in them too!

FNAF 1 remix: it starts with a rapid analog horror style cryptic recap of what happened to the five children. The fifth one is colored yellow then red and finally black, symbolizing the kid having been BURNT TO DEATH.

Remember the intro of the first song? It's dragged out and more like- the kids sorta quietly wailing as very slow and isolated notes for the ol' Toreador March (that little jingle Freddy does in the game when the power goes out), and also there's a split second at the end of the intro where my take on Golden Freddy can be seen. It's not an animatronic no mo', it's a fucking ghost of a child that died burning in an animatronic. I decided to up the espooki to eleven :))))

Thinkin' of classic FNAF song remixes because of the movie, and the remixes tell a different story based entirely on hcs and shit

[multiples-fandomswontkillme]

~Metal Family headcanons~

These are like my... general hcs)? which means I didn't include my main hc that Glam, Ches and Vicky are polyamorous, married and started dating after Glam met Vicky, and absolutely everything that implies for the kids and the relationships between each member of the fam. Maybe I'll make a separate post for that or maybe not! Who knows lkfwnlfqnf

Glam

Bisexual

Glam has constant nightmares and ocasional night terrors ever since he ran away home and is an active sleep walker. Ches helped him through the worse ones when they were younger, and learned how to deal with them, always preferring not to wake him up but being with him until the episode passed. Vicky has learned how to deal with them, though she normally asks Ches for advice with it cuz she comes out short sometimes.

He has PTSD. I bet it's diagnosed too, he takes medication and goes to therapy, it doesn't mean he still doesn't have his bad days anyway. He's trying to get better.

Glam has talked to Vicky about his past, his father and his family. This is a direct contradiction of Alina's confirmation that Glam doesn't talk about it with anyone but man FUCK THAT. We love good communication in this house, Vicky tries her best to help him, but there's only so much she can do to help.

Glam enjoys gardening, cooking and making models, he also likes doing his make up, painting his nails and dressing up in fancy, extravagant clothes even if he has nowhere important to go.

He likes taking care of everyone's hair, and constantly helps Vicky brush her hair cuz there's so much of it, Dee when he gets stressed over how tangled it can get, buys Ches hair products so he actually takes care of it, and chases Heavy so the kid actually washes, untangles and brushes his hair.

This one is kind of weird, but I refuse to think any adult in the family is unarmed at any time. Glam owns a taser and pepper spray. They're bright pink and sparkly.

This man cried his eyes out while watching Coco. He's hell to watch movies with cuz he talks and predicts what's gonna happen during the movie, judges them with scores at the end and all.

Vicky

Also bisexual!

Vicky's the one who does everyone's laundry most of the time. She prefers it that way since she's the only one that knows how to wash their black clothes so the colors stay vibrant. (This is based on my gf shaming everyone but Vicky cuz their black clothes always look so muted and almost gray, but Vicky's whole outfit is always the same vibrant black colors, so we decided that neither Glam or the kids know how to wash dark clothes)

She has anger issues, if it isn't obvious. I think she also has PTSD, mainly survivor's guilt due to her surviving the accident her brother died in. She blames herself and cannot bear to talk about it, in some sort of deep denial. If she can't remember, it can't hurt as much, right?

She has scars on the right side of her back and her hip, from the road rash she got on her brother's accident, she never treated it due to grief and it scarred badly. Apart from that, the scar of the caesarean section from Heavy's birth. She doesn't really mind both of them, they happened, nothing to do about them.

She likes watching boxing competitions, brawling matches and motorcycle repairing on TV. Loves doing BBQ's and going to the pool. Also an enjoyer of teasing her kids, kissing and loving her husband at random times, spending time drinking and bonding with Ches and bragging about her family and punching anyone who thinks they're not that cool.

Not particularly a fan of make up, skirts and dresses or any traditionally femenine-perceived stuff. But has been making exceptions due to Glam and Ches being unashamed of being seen as femenine, and actually rocking the looks. The internalized misogyny is kind of slowly dissapearing.

Apart from the guns she carries in each arm (I mean her biceps, have you looked at the size of those?? She strong) she has brass knuckles on her at all times. Glam gifts her new ones sometimes, she loves having multiple choices to punch people teeth in.

Loves horror, thrillers and action movies. Falls asleep during rom-coms and dramas. Ironically, loves gossip and talking shit about people. Enjoys hearing Ches talks about the gossip going on in the nursery home even if she doesn't know who the hell he's talking about.

Rest of the family under the cut!

Heavy

Heavy is a trans boy! He doesn't know his sexuality yet though, he's still figuring himself out. When he's older, i think he definitely dated some men but had better luck with girls.

Heavy has had innocent crushes on some girls on his class before, but they never turn into anything more cuz he's not the best at expressing himself. He follows the bother-the-girl-to-death-until-she-hates-you gimmick, and unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.

I'm sorry to break this to u but Heavy totally had an among us phase, and uses so much reddit and twitch slang... You know he does.

Likes bullying and teasing his brother to death. You know that when Dee had his first romance, Heavy was ALL up in his business being a tease and a bad attempt at a wingman. He means well tho.

He's not squeamish at all. Also has great pain resistance. This kid has picked cockroaches with his bare hands and loves cats, of course the cats have scratched him. He's tough!

Grows up to be the charming himbo he was always destined to be.

Dee

I hc him as demisexual. Kind of inherited his dad's tastes for the takes no crap, intimidating but pretty kind of people.

Can't cook. He tries but he can only do basics like rice, cereal, chicken nuggets or eggs. Complicated meals always burn or don't taste like anything at all. It drives him crazy.

Dee was a quiet and very well behaved toddler before Heavy was born. He never threw tantrums or got whims. After Heavy was born though, and despite the fact he understood his brother was small and needed special care, he started craving attention often and cried and got mad at little things. Typical jealousy of the oldest sibling.

The first time Dee fell in love with someone, he didn't recognize it was love at first. He just thought his interest on the person was born out of curiosity and aesthetic attraction, but as soon as he realized he seeked validation and companionship, that he liked seeing them smile, that he wanted to protect them, that he yearned for more time alone with them and that he wanted more than what just a simple friendship implied, it was an instant 'oh hell no'. He wanted those feelings to get the hell away, but unfortunately, they were there to stay.

Canonically likes MLP, psychological and horror anime like Death note and Hellsing, so I'm deciding he also watched Death Parade, had a FNAF phase, is very into The Walten Files. This guy enjoys any kind of specially dark ARG's and knows a ton of lore of real crime, unsolved cases, ghost appearances and other stuff. Doesn't believe in the supernatural, but sure is entertained by it.

He's a mess at romance. Flirting? His attempts at compliments are hardly flattering. Giving gifts? The best he can manage is jewelry and you can kind of tell he asked his dad for help. Dates? He's so nervous he's silent for most of it, but begins getting comfortable and having fun if his partner really knows how to get him down from his negativity cloud.

Ches

Pansexual.

He's very good with kids. He has the patience of a saint and he's laid-back, chill and fun but still is an authority figure who knows how to put limits. Sure, he's gonna let the kids light up a house on fire BUT hey, now they know everything about fire precautions, burns and how to treat them AND how to get away with arson. What an educational evening, am I right?

Due to certain info from the "Goodbye" official comic, I headcanon Ches as depressed. I don't want to elaborate a lot 'cuz of spoilers, but... God, everything related to his mom fucking hurts, man. How did he deal with all that?

Ches has been Dee and Heavy's babysitter so many times he cannot count them with all his fingers. He learned how to put those kids to sleep almost immediately (Sing Bon Jovi's "This ain't a love song" and any cheesy love song in a slow lullaby style and they're out), which movie were their favorite as kids (Heavy loved 'Monsters Inc.' and Dee never looked away during 'Meet the Robinsons'), how to console them after nightmares (Heavy needed reassurance, sweet words, and to be with someone until he fell asleep again. Dee just had to be tucked in, get his nightlight turned on and kissed in the forehead). He practically raised those kids along with Vicky and Glam.

More than once, Dee and Heavy have slipped and called Ches "Dad". Ches immediately gets his shit eating grin on and answers "Yes, son?" and does a couple of dad jokes just to mess and embarrass them. He's actually very flattered and surprised at how proud of himself he is for being a father figure to both kids.

Has a scar on the left side of his forehead due to a bottle his mom threw at him when he was younger, around the time he met Glam. He hates the scar with passion, it's a permanent reminder of the fact she never cared, that's why he always keeps it covered with his headband. Gets sad about it sometimes.

Ches likes to spend his time with a group of grannies of the nearby nursing home. He genuinely considers them his friends and gossips and hangs out with all of them on weekends. Bingo, billiards, walks in the park, soap opera marathons, you name it. I even designed them, gave them names and backstories... God, i just love the concept too much. I'll make some art about Ches and his granny gang FOR SURE, you're NOT ready for them.

Carries a pocket knife on him at all times. This man grew up on a bad neighborhood and absolutely knows how to defend himself, he can be intimidating when he wants to be and will pose a threat if needed. He's fucking terrifying when genuinely mad. Just cause he looks harmless doesn't mean he is, darling.

That would be all!

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what have you done?

warnings: smut, intoxicated sex, anal sex, spoilers for the walten files kinda??

pairing: felix kranken x bottom!male reader.

note: this isn't proofread and is just me being horny for felix. i know hes a bad person and all but god would i let him build k-9 over my grave.

A door slam from across your shared house with Felix ripped you from your uneasy rest. You sighed, letting the worn blanket replacing your husband for the night pool at your lap as you sat up.

You could hear him stumbling, knocking objects over and grabbing at ledges to steady himself.

He was intoxicated, you assumed. Again.

When you heard a strangled cough sound from the kitchen, you left the warmth and comfort of your bed in search of your husband.

He promised you he would stop, or at least try to. It wasn't fair that he could leave you without warning to drown his senses in alcohol. What was he trying to shut out? What did he need to escape from?

Despite your own promise to stay by his side for his recovery, you couldn't help but begin to feel your relationship with Felix had become strained. Sure, you loved him, but this wasn't healthy for either of you.

Your vision adjusted to the warm lights of the kitchen comfortably, muting your thoughts for just a moment. You whimpered softly and hugged Felix, who you hadn't realized until now was hunched over the sink.

He was also shaking. Rather violently.

Before you could question him, he gripped your face and planted his lips harshly against yours. The burning taste of alcohol invaded your mouth.

His hands roamed your body frantically as he cornered you against the kitchen counter, sliding up your soft shirt and running along your sides. You pulled away from his lips, at which he groaned and tried desperately to connect to you again.

"Felix-" your words caught in your throat as he began kissing and biting at your neck, eventually grabbing your left thigh and lifting it to press himself against you.

"Please don't, I just... I just need you right now," he almost whimpered, moving against you frantically to try to get himself off. "I-I don't want to think of anything else right now. I can't."

It would've been extremely arousing to see him in this state in any other situation, but you were still worried. Felix was drunk, clearly upset, and trying to fuck you as a distraction.

Yet you still couldn't help letting the warm, familiar feeling collect at your stomach and flow down to your crotch.

Felix captured your lips again and pulled down your boxers, which slid down with ease and gathered at your ankles. His cold hand closed around your shaft, pumping it slowly as he watched your body react. His free hand removed his own pants and boxers. Your eyes missed the dirt that coated parts of the pants as they fell onto the floor.

Felix gripped your hair and suddenly you were slammed over the counter, feeling his cock prod eagerly against your ass.

"I didn't... I didn't mean to..." his breath fanned against your neck.

"what...? Felix, what happened?" you tried to face him but his hold on your hair tightened and you were pushed harder against the marble countertop.

Your thoughts immediately landed on infidelity. Who could blame you? Your husband stumbled drunk off his ass into the house and started speaking in vague apologies. It was the only plausible explanation, right?

Your mind blanked for a moment as he pushed into you. A high pitched moan left your mouth, mostly out of pain. Felix hadn't prepped you.

"W-wait... fuck," you breathed out, feeling him shove more of himself inside of you. "Felix, what were you talking about? Why are you acting like this?"

He breathed heavily against your neck, clearly enjoying your tightness. "I-I can't. It was all my fault... im so sorry."

Once your body had allowed him appropriate entry, he began thrusting into you. You whimpered and moaned against cold marble, trying to push away the pleasure forming in your gut in favor of continuing to question him.

"s-shit... please tell me what happened," Felix was letting out quieter moans behind you, trying his best to drown out your voice and focus on your warmth.

"You can tell me," your voice broke away into a moan as he began hitting your spot. Your fingers curled around nothing.

"I'll still love you, Felix. Even if you cheated on me. You know that, right?"

"I-I didn't! I didn't do that... fuck you feel so good," His movements continued to steadily speed up, building the pleasure inside of you.

Your body jolted as you suddenly heard something beyond moans and slapping skin.

A ring.

Felix stopped moving.

"What is that?"

"Felix?"

"Felix, what have you done?"

Without warning Felix continued to plunge into you, significantly faster than before. His movements where panicked, sloppy, either due to the proximity of his climax or pure fear. You weren't sure.

The ringing of the phone continued to blare into your ears, becoming the only thing you could hear as your vision faded to white and you released against the counter.

After a few more thrusts, Felix let out a strangled noise and came inside of you. The feeling of his warmth filling you was almost enough to make you forget your situation.

But you couldn't. The phone wouldn't stop.

Felix kept your form close to him, hiding his face in your neck. He desperately wanted to believe your warmth could protect him.

But it couldn't.

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

my walten files theory bc i've gone bananas

for my first real walten files post: here's my theory abt what happened to the walten family and why it happened, lots of not canon stuff but no major plot changes (who's dead is still dead, blah blah blah)

MAJOR content warning and HUGE spoilers

cw: child murder, homicide, passion-fueled killings, drugging, replacing medications, physical assault, alcoholism, this gets kinda fucking crazy sorry not sorry but my brain works weird

okay okay SO, this theory starts off when Jack and Felix were in college. I headcanon that Jack and Felix were dorm-mates that both majored in business so they had a lot of common ground and became really, really close friends

Felix is gay as fuck and had a huge crush on Jack, but he never did anything about it because he knew Jack was interested in the art student that studied at the same library they did (which is Rosemary)

Eventually Jack and Rosemary got together, which resulted in them getting married, having children, and Felix becoming very bitter towards Rosie. He pretended to like her so Jack would be happy, and he eventually got married to Linda and started drinking heavier to try and move on from Jack

Obviously, that marriage didn't work out. Linda had put the pieces together and left Felix because she knew he never really loved her (this could also explain why Felix doesn't have any kids but Jack had 3)

At this point Felix didn't know what else to do. How was he supposed to just stay happy when he knew Jack would never feel the same about him?

He had planned to kill Edd and Molly the next night after a heavy drinking session. Felix preemptively put a shovel in the trunk of his car so he could bury the bodies (there's no way in hell that little fruit cup dug those graves by hand)

After the deed was done, Felix had driven back home ignoring all the calls Jack and Rosemary sent his way. It took a few days for it to happen, but eventually Jack had enough and decided to go to Felix's home to question him

Jack was reasonably fucking livid with Felix and had gotten physical with him, which prompted Felix to panic and throw drain cleaner into Jack's face

Felix was then left with an unconscious Jack, who had passed out from the pain rooted in his eyes and throat. Felix took his body to the K-9 storage unit to hide it since at the time he was one of the only people with a key

About a week passed before Rosemary showed up at Bon's Burgers to look for her husband. Felix knew that he couldn't just tell her the truth, she'd get he police involved. Felix had lured her backstage after hours and killed her, stuffing her body into the Sha animatronic

Sophie was the only member of the Walten family to still be "okay" (i mean, both her parents and siblings are missing now, so she isn't all up there). She had struggled with anxiety and paranoia a lot, and with that having been heightened by the events her medication had run low very quickly

Sophie still saw Felix as a trusted adult, so after calling him to refill her medication she had no reason to be suspicious of the pill bottle he had delivered to her. Felix had replaced her anxiety medications with drugs that caused extreme memory loss, forcing her to forget nearly everything that had happened.

After all that, Sophie is now under the care of her girlfriend Jenny and Jenny's family

Jack is still alive, though he's blind and his voice has been reduced to nearly nothing due to the chemical burns he had gotten from when Felix splashed drain cleaner on him. Jack knows nothing about Rosemary or Sophie, still thinking they're both perfectly fine. Jack is always listening for Felix, but the prolonged silence of the storage unit and the trauma inducing events of before caused his mental state to deteriorate considerably. All the murders that had taken place in the K-9 storage unit were caused by Jack; now blind, mute, and subject to auditory hallucinations. Jack is convinced he's dead and in hell, having to experience killing his best friend over and over again, not knowing he's been killing completely innocent people

Felix completely lost it. After having torn apart Jack's family, his mind just couldn't take it anymore. All the animatronics killing people likes Rosemary, Brian or Ashley were just Felix implementing his surroundings into his nightmares, which started to blend into reality

pretty much every supernatural type thing in twf is felix just going brazy cuz he literally killed like 3 people and ruined the other 2 beyond repair lol

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Good Thing This Job Has Benefits.

AN: I wrote this in one day, I’ve developed a hyperfixation on The Walten Files, so you get to enjoy this absolute mess I’ve made.

You can also read it here on AO3. There’s no romance, it’s a gender neutral, nameless reader fict. There’s no death, because I am NOT about to write angst about a happy family :(

When I had you to myself, I didn't want you around. Those pretty faces always made you stand out in a crowd.

The gravel under my tires crunched as I drove through the night, bopping and tapping the steering wheel to the beat of the song, singing along. It was late, most likely near or after nine PM, but I wasn’t about to take my eyes off the road to check. That’s just asking for trouble.

But someone picked you from the bunch, one glance was all it took. Now it's much too late for me to take a second look.

New job, it’s been going great! I wouldn’t have thought I’d get to use my programming degree so soon, but I’m so happy I got this job. Sure, it’s for a kid’s burger joint, but there’s animatronics and other stuff, plus that finance minor rocketed me straight to an assistant manager position!

Oh, baby, give me one more chance, to show you that I love you. Won't you please let me, Back in your heart.

In the distance I could see a pair of headlights and slowed my car a bit and moved a bit to the side to provide them more room. These roads were narrow and I really didn’t think I wanted to get into a car crash and have to deal with that with what’s left of my savings and likely my first check.

Oh, darlin', I was blind to let you go (Let you go, baby) But now since I see you in his arms (I want you back)

The thought ‘That car looks like it’s moving really fast- too fast’ is the last thought in my head as the car got close, too close to stop the car or move away, there’s a ditch and trees on my side of the road. My hand hit the horn hard, blaring, but they served and-

CRASH!!!

Yes, I do now, I want you back. Ooh, ooh, baby, I want you back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want you back. Na, na, na, na.

When I come back to, I’m upside down, held up by my seat belt. Ho-ly-shit. I got into a fucking car crash.

Oh shit! I got into a car crash- The other car! I struggle to turn to look out the window and I see the other car against the guard rail. It’s hard to get a good look at the other car, seeing how I’m upside down and in the goddamn ditch, but I need to get out of the car.

I instinctually went for the pocket at the door, looking for my seatbelt cutter, but it had fallen out. Thanks, gravity. Thankfully, it’s on the roof of the car and I grabbed it before grabbing the handle of the door, pushing it open before I pressed my free arm against the roof of the car and-

“ FUCK! ” I yell, feeling the pain shooting up my arm and shoulder. Holy fuck, why did it hurt so bad?! We’re in the middle of the woods and I can’t remember the last home I passed and my car is upside down.

Either someone comes or I’ve got a long walk. I grit my teeth and cut the seat belt, falling head first into the ceiling and then out the door, tumbling until my butt hit grass. I flung the seatbelt cutter to the side and struggled up, using my door as support before I had to climb up the slippery slope of the ditch and onto the road.

My more useful arm held the other to my chest as I limped. Just about everything hurts. My chest, my shoulder, my leg, my face. Why did this have to happen? I was having such a good night, and now I’m in a wreck and about to give this jackass a piece of my mind. If he’s not dead.

I got closer to the car and looked inside. The man was unconscious, leaning against the steering wheel. I looked to the back instinctually, not expecting to see two terrified children! Oh god, wait- No, they’re alive. They’re looking at me.

I pulled open the driver door, still looking back at the kids, “Uh… Hey. Are you kids okay?” I asked, leaning down to look at them better. A boy and a girl, clearly siblings. They were sniffling and crying, but nodded, “Is this your dad?” I asked, pointing at the unconscious man. The car reeks of booze.

“N-No…” The boy sniffled, “He’s our uncle!”

“Okay, okay… Well, I’m gonna get us to help.” I said and went over to the passenger side, opening it up. The paint was scratched and the panels dented, but the car was still running. It would be shorter to keep going the way I came from, the city and a hospital is that way.

I reached over and wrapped my arm around the unconscious man’s chest, dragging him over into the passenger seat where there were beer bottles on the floor. Not even a seatbelt? He’s lucky he didn’t die.

I buckled him in and shut the door, walking back around to the driver’s seat before getting in and shutting the door. I tested my foot on the gas and hand on the wheel, my other arm resting in my lap.

Thank god the car still worked! I just started driving, the car feeling quite literally fucked as it went over the road, but it’s a working car!

It was perhaps ten or fifteen minutes down the road, “Um… So, what’s your guys’ names?” I asked, looking back at them through the crooked rear view mirror. They must have been so terrified. They were just in a car crash, and now their jackass drunk uncle was unconscious and a stranger was in the car with them.

“I’m Edd… She’s Molly…” Edd said, his sister was holding a grey bunny toy. Looked like one of those prize stuffed animals we keep at Bon’s Burgers prize counter, but it wasn’t blue or purple, and the restaurant hasn’t been opened yet.

I introduced myself and really focused on the road, “That’s a really cool bunny. It’s like the ones we have at my work.” I said, smiling, “Ever heard of Bon’s Burgers?”

The girl looked confused, “Y-Yes? Our dad works there.” She said. Oh no, were they my co-worker’s kids? Which co-worker?

“O-Oh? What’s your dad’s name?” I asked, glancing over at the man in the passenger seat. I couldn’t see him very well in the dark car, but I could hear his deep breathing and slight snoring.

“His name is Jack Walten. Our mom is Rosie!” Edd said, and for a moment I thought I was going to get into another accident. Jack… Walten…?

My boss's kids?!

“Ha-Ha, oh wow… Small work. I started working there. Today was my first day, actually…” I said, muttering a few swears under my breath, “I met Jack! Um… Do either of you know his phone number…? We’re gonna need it when we get to the hospital.”

The boy nods and I sighed- Wait, if these are Jack’s kids, then the man...

Another glance. We’re getting to the part of the road with street lights. I recognize those glasses. This was my other boss, wasn’t it? Please don’t say it is, I just crashed into my bosses’ car. Wait, no, he crashed into me! This wasn’t my fault!

The bastard is too drunk and irresponsible. He could have killed himself, the two kids, or even myself! For god sakes my car is in a ditch!

“Let’s just… Listen to some music, okay?” I offered and put on the radio, driving with my knee for the moment since my injured arm was starting to go numb. It better not be broken, I swear to god.

Once we got into the city I went straight to the hospital, parking in the emergency parking lot. “Okay, can you guys walk?” I asked, unbuckling my belt to look at both of them. They opened their doors and the girl winced.

“My ankle hurts!” She cried. Edd thankfully didn’t seem too injured, but he had a burn from the seat belt.

“Okay, okay. Hold on, I’ll carry you.” I said and got out. My leg felt like it was covered with biting fire ants, but I wasn’t about to leave her alone for them to just get a wheelchair.

I bent down and she reached up, one hand clutching the stuffed bunny as she wrapped her arm around my neck and I held her up on my hip, my only good arm holding her up, “Okay, okay, okay.” I mumbled softly and the boy was by my side, “Okay, grab my hand.” I said, offering my injured hand. I didn’t care that it hurt, I knew he was putting on a brave face.

He took my hand and I walked them both in. The tired nurse at the desk looked up at us and looked terrified before she quickly called for help, “We have another in the car. The black one out front.” I said, “We were just in a car crash.”

“Oh my god!” She said as more nurses came, one that had a gurney and I put the girl up on top and the boy got to sit in a wheelchair, “Are you their mother?” The nurse asked as one of the other nurses tried to sit me down in a wheelchair as well.

“No… I’m the one their uncle crashed into.” I said and reluctantly sat down. I didn’t realize how fast my heart was beating, it must explain all of the wandering thoughts that clouded my mind.

I was brought to the same room that they were, but curtains separated me from them. Doctors and nurses came shortly and my vision grew quite spotty. Information was exchanged, my nearest relative was an hour away and it was late, so it’s a toss up if they got the call.

One of the children gave a nurse the phone number to their home, and already my head was coming up with the worst thoughts of what would happen. Will I be fired? Is he going to sue me? I’m probably just as guilty as Felix in his eyes.

Speaking of Felix, if Jack doesn’t fire me he will! If he doesn’t get arrested.

��Pardon me…” One of the nurses said, drawing my attention, “We need to cut off your shirt. Your arm is likely dislocated and we don’t want to move it.”

Oh god, if they cut off this shirt I’ll have to pay 25 dollars to get another. “Um… No, it’s my only uniform.” I said and with my one good arm undid the buttons before another nurse pulled from my uninjured side and I pulled it the rest of the way off, letting the nurse take it.

Unfortunately, pants and shoes too, but I got a nifty gown and now they could resume looking me over. What I didn’t appreciate was them having to pop my arm back into place, that was awful.

They had to bandage up my cuts and test me for brain damage (just a mild concussion) and put my arm in a sling, my ribs were also likely fractured. Molly's ankle had to be splinted as it was strained and Edd had a slight concussion.

At least I got to change back into a spare set of plain clothes that they happened to have, but that required a nurse's help with the newly relocated arm that ached and hurt when I moved it.

Felix hadn’t been brought to our same room, and an officer came to question us. I told the whole story, and just to be sure they breathalyzed me. Unlike a certain driver I blew a 0.0 BAC.

Our stories matched up and they pulled back the curtains to allow us to see each other and talk. They were still shaken up, but they were told their mom and dad were on their way a while ago. Great. I’m just glad their parents were still awake and were on their way, even though I knew there was going to be so much to talk about and I was going to have to justify myself to both of the worried and likely angry parents.

I talked to them about school and what they liked to do, how they just came from a school party. Molly was excited to have her friends sign her ‘cast’ and Edd thought he would be the coolest kid in school for surviving a car crash.

I remembered being their age and smiled and nodded along as I was put on a low grade painkiller and we were given water to drink. After about 20 minutes I could hear a commotion and a man and two women calling out for the two children. They called back and moments later a frazzled looking man, my boss Jack Walten and his wife Rosemary, along with his worried looking teen daughter Sophie rounded the corner of the doorway and in that moment I had never seen anyone look so relieved.

The reunion was toothrottingly sweet, all five hugging and just overjoyed to see their children okay and alive. I couldn’t help but smile, even though it felt like I was intruding on something that should have been private.

Edd brought me up and Molly joined in, the both of them talking at once and practically over each other as they tried to explain everything that happened. I’m not sure if their parents or sister fully understood, but what was grasped was that Felix crashed into me, and I drove them to the hospital.

Both Jack and Rosemary looked at me and I awkwardly waved. He looked confused, like he recognized me but unsure from where, “Hi, boss…” I said, introducing myself for the second time that day.

We only met for ten minutes earlier today, but his eyes widened in surprise. “You… Felix crashed into you?” He asked, “And you got my children to safety?”

I timidly nodded. Please, please don’t be angry.

The officer presented himself and cleared his throat, “Your employee here was driving home when Mr. Kraken, who was intoxicated, who was driving the other way crashed into them and knocked them from the road into the ditch while Mr. Kraken’s car hit the guardrail.” The officer explained.

“I um… I was upside down but cut myself free and climbed out to check on the other car, and I saw that he had Molly and Edd in the back and my car wasn’t about to get out of the ditch any time soon so I just… drove them here.” I finished, punctuating the end by nervously drinking the rest of my water.

“He was drunk?!” Rosemary said, stunned and clearly angry. The officer nodded while Jack’s fist clenched, clearly enraged. I would be just as shocked and angry if I had children and they were put in danger by someone who’s supposed to be their friend.

I should probably be just as angry that some drunk asshole- who is my boss no less- nearly killed me, but I was just glad that we were all still alive. Sure, my car is fucked, and so is about 50% of my body (exaggerating), but my bones will heal and I’ll repair my car or get a new one. I mean, that’s what insurance is for, right?

What I didn’t expect out of all of this was to be hugged by Rosemary. Oh yeah, it fucking hurt but I just kept that to myself. She sniffled and I awkwardly patted her back with my one good arm, “Thank you for keeping them safe…” She said quietly.

“I-It was nothing, really.” I said timidly, “I wasn’t about to leave them alone.”

“Nothing? You saved them!” Jack said and shook my hand when his wife pulled away to dry her eyes and hug all of her children once more, “I can’t ever thank you enough for what you did for my family. I… I couldn’t stomach the thought if…”

I gave him a reassuring squeeze of his hand and he clasped my good shoulder, “It sucks that this happened in the first place but… I’m just glad everyone is alive…” I said, giving a nervous smile.

“Is he alive?” Jack asked, looking at the officer as he let go of my hand and shoulder.

“Yes, he is. We will be pressing charges, he blew above a 0.3.” The officer responded and Jack nodded, seemingly ‘pleased’ with that.

After exchanging contact information and addresses with both Jack and myself he departed, leaving the family to resume their reunion. I smiled awkwardly and looked away awkwardly, scratching my neck.

I haven’t heard anything about my relative having called or if they were coming, so I could only assume I wouldn’t be getting a ride from them. Or a ride tonight at all.

For a moment I was lost in my head, feeling a bit too sorry for myself. I moved all the way out here because there were jobs and rent was cheap, but I was so far from my family and friends, and even though I helped their children would I even still have a job?

I refilled my paper cup and sipped on the cold water before a nurse came to let us all know that after a final check over, we would be set to go home in an hour or so. Great, I better start making calls or something.

For a moment I didn’t realize that Rosemary was talking to me. I looked up as she repeated my name, “U-Uh yeah?” I said, looking a little confused.

“Do you have a ride home…?” She asked. Ah, oh no. I’m not about to ask these clearly exhausted parents for a ride home, I could only imagine they just wanted to get home and be with their children.

“No… But I can get one, don’t worry.” I said, but Jack shook his head.

“Nonsense, it’s the least we could do. You look like you need some sleep.” He said, making me chuckle.

“So do you two.” I laugh, “Really, you don’t need to. I’ll get a hold of someone eventually. Really!”

Rosemary shook her head, “No way, sincerely it wouldn’t be a bother. Where do you live?” She asked, and I reluctantly gave my street address, “Oh, you live just a bit down the way from us!” She said. Looks like it’s out of the question.

The doctor came and checked us all over one last time before giving me a prescription slip for painkillers for the next week and a half and we were permitted to leave. Jack carried his daughter while Rosemary held her son’s hand and I followed behind them.

I won’t lie, I’m pretty damn nervous. Checking out of the hospital took a little while as well, but soon we were free to go. That will be a fun bill to pay.

Rosemary sat in the back with the children, not giving me any chance to protest as I had to sit in the passenger seat next to Jack. Edd and Molly were clearly tired, cuddling up to their mother as Jack turned on the car and carefully pulled out.

It was incredibly clear that Jack was very, very focused on the road, not wanting to get his family into a car accident as well. I couldn’t imagine what he was thinking, but I was just so glad that this didn’t end in tears.

The car ride to their home was mostly quiet, only some light conversation made. Jack was interested to know how I enjoyed my first day on the job.

“It’s been exciting…” I chuckled and he laughed softly, but I wasn’t all that comfortable or any less nervous. I did just want to get home and rest, because tomorrow morning I likely had to call my insurance and figure out how I’ll be getting to and from work.

If there even was a job anymore. With one half of the business owners likely going to jail I didn’t know if Jack would take on the massive workload, or if he would even want me to work there anymore.

“We’re here.” Jack let them know.

We pulled into their driveway and Sophie was the first to get out to help her mother take her siblings into the house with Jack telling them that he would be right back after he dropped me off.

“Have a good night, everyone…” I smiled and waved at them. Edd and Molly sleepily waved back before they went inside and shut the door.

It was surreal, everything that had happened. And now I was alone with my boss as he started to drive towards my home.

“I can’t believe he happened to crash into you…” Jack said and I nodded silently, “I could never thank you enough… You… I just can’t believe…” His voice cracked and he brought his hand up to wipe his cheeks.

“I’m sorry this happened… I’m just glad your children are safe…” I said, fidgeting with a stray string on my pants, unsure if I should pat his back or would that be too far? “You have a beautiful family, Jack, I’m sorry that you’re having to drive me home…”

“Don’t be sorry, you drove them to the hospital with a dislocated arm! I couldn’t imagine what it was like, being run off the road and into a ditch, upside down!” He said and I couldn’t help but laugh.

“To be honest, it was like a dream. One moment he’s coming towards me and I move aside since the road is pretty narrow, the next I see that he’s a bit too close over to my side and then finally I’m upside down in the ditch.”

“And- It was you! Who would have thought that my new employee would be the one to get hit.” He said, smiling softly, “Oh and don’t you worry about rushing back into work! I will be paying you your wages, you helped my family out, I’m going to help you too.”

“You-You really don’t have to do that. I’ll be okay!” I insisted, but he shook his head. He wasn’t having it.

“I want to, you don’t understand how stressed and worried we were…” He said, “I called Felix over 20 times, I thought the worst had happened and I… I started to lose hope I would ever see them again.”

“He’s going to jail for this, no doubt…” I said, “Will you be taking over the business…?”

“Yeah… It’ll be a lot but I think I have someone who I can rely on to help.” He said, smiling.

“Oh, good! I’ll try my best to pull my own weight.” I said, smiling, “I know you guys took a big risk hiring me fresh out of college but-”

“I- It’s you!” He said, “I know you just started, but your finance and programming degree is going to be a massive help!”

“Wha…?” I gaped at him. Me? Did I get a promotion? “I would be honored to help!” I smiled. I think I just became a manager or something, I’ll figure that out when I go back to work.

I pointed out my house and he pulled up in front, “I won’t let you down, I promise.” I gleamed and he smiled, holding his hand out for me to shake.

I did, not expecting him to pull me in for a hug. Looks like this was a really huggy family, it was pretty similar to my own family. “I know you won’t. Would you mind if you gave me your number so we can speak tomorrow? I imagine Edward and Molly would like to hear that you’re okay.” He asked.

I nodded and waited until he got a pen and a small black book to put my number in it before I opened the door, “I’ll speak to you soon, then… Have a good night, boss.” I smiled and he laughed.

“Just call me Jack. Really.” He said, “Have a good night.” I nodded and got out before shutting the door, walking to the front door. I grabbed the spare key from the mail box and gave one last wave after I unlocked the door. He flicked his high beams at me before he started to back up and I opened the door, shutting and locking it behind me.

It’s been a really strange night.

[skitter-kitter]

Fic Recs

Here are a few fics I’ve read recently! They’re all in my bookmarks on ao3. There’s only a few, but I’ll probably make more of these lists! There’s a lot of fandoms I’ve put in the list, so they’ll be sorted by that.

They Let Him In by Shay_Nioum

Sanders Sides

Logan dwells in the aftermath of his plans being pushed to the side once again.

A really interesting logan-centric fic! I really enjoyed the use of the orange side in this, and the ending was really well done.

Orange Eyed Delight by Shay_Nioum

Sanders Sides

Virgil finds out about Logan's orange eyes.

Honestly loved this!! I wasn’t expecting it to be Virgil’s POV at first but it really shows his perspective well. I love his panic, and how it evolves from his normal paranoia to the decision to be there for Logan. Him comforting Logan was a really nice end! Plus the parallels with him leaving the dark sides with him thinking Logan would leave the light sides was really good!

My Darlin’, What Did You Expect? by Cultivation

The Walten Files

Five times Felix pines for Jack and one time Jack notices.

Really loved the descriptions in this! You can really tell how deeply in love Felix is with Jack. Plus, as always, love the author’s use of the time period!

Since You Don’t Remember by Cultivation 

The Walten Files

“How much is left ‘till we get home?”

Edd’s voice sounds… afraid. He swallows.

“Not much. I’m just kinda lost, I think.”

“Uncle Felix?” Molly says. “Were you drinking?” His fingers are still at the wheel. The radio fills the silence. “Our teacher says drinking is not good—”

“No, no, no— I’m just— I’m just— I’m just feeling dizzy. It’s not that big of a deal, alright?” Molly shifts nervously in the rearview.

“Alright,” says Edd.

“I wanna go home.”

Felix repeats the day— again and again.

And, he can never forget what he did the first time.

Little Molly and little Edd… left to rot in shallow graves.

He can never forgive himself. No matter how many times he tries to fix it.

(CW/TW in the tags!)

This fic is amazing. One of my all-time favorites for the fandom. It’s a time-loop fic of Felix going through the day he crashed the car, and him desperately trying to save the kids. Fucking adored the repetition in this! Can’t hear “It’s ringing, ringing… and ringing” without having flashbacks. 

Revenant by Bee_4

Dream SMP

Jack Manifold will keep the fire burning in his chest, or he will die.

This proves to be a problem when Tommy has been the thing keeping him burning for so long, but there is a solution to that, isn't there? Why not just... go back to hell, and pull Tommy out himself? What, like it could be that hard? (And hell, as always, reaches terrible hands back out for Jack.)

Honestly, I adore the descriptions in this fic. The way Jack throws himself into his goal of getting Tommy back is honestly terrifying to watch. Loved this fic!!

These steep woods and lofty cliffs by Rimeme

Harry Potter

He lets himself think about it—what a life without magic, without Voldemort, without this constant looming expectation to perform at the whims of the wizarding world might be like—and he feels little more than relief and an itch to get going already.

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Overcome by grief and guilt after Sirius’s death, Harry leaves the wizarding world behind for a new life across the pond. As an unassuming Muggle, his life is ordinary and unglamorous, but fate eventually has its way of drawing him back to where he’s meant to be.

AU after Order of the Phoenix

A really enjoyable Harry Potter AU. I really love how they completely shifted the script, but manage to explain Harry’s life leaving without boring the reader. Honestly, I’m loving everything with voldemort and Harry in this fic!

running through the darkness with his own becoming light by imadetheline

Star Wars

His troops have already been through here, clearing out any remaining rebels and important information that may have been left behind. The transports are already taking off outside. Vader can hear them, feel the rumble beneath his feet, as well as sense the life forms moving towards the Executor waiting in orbit.

He is the only one here, standing like a spectre of death in the rubble and ruins that have been his companions for years. Only now are they beginning to wear on him and join the swirling emptiness his chest cannot contain.

Or: Luke leaves pieces of himself in every evacuated base and Vader is left trying to piece together the clues of his son's life without him.

Love the character study of luke through Vader’s POV. It’s the little details that Luke himself would never notice. I really loved this fic, the descriptions of everything luke leaves behind really manages to create a story of Luke’s life without ever truly having him in the story.

Keep quite still and wait by dimtraces

Star Wars

Decades after his brother’s death, there is little else left for Maul to seek but revenge—against Sidious, Kenobi, the galaxy—and the power to exact it with. He’s found a rumor of one such weapon. He should have expected a trap.

God. This fic. I’ve thought about it for MONTHS. It’s so good, it has Maul’s angst about his brother. Someone trying to help maul, only to fail. It has a monster taking on Savage’s face to manipulate Maul!!

That was just a hint of some of my bookmarks. Hope you enjoyed!