#my vote is for oshamir
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whatever the osha × qimir ship name becomes it has to have at least three syllables, i’m gonna snap if we let something awkward to pronounce become the masthead
oshamir is fine if the girl’s name has to be first whatever but qimisha (Q initial!) would be so unique!
definitely not oshmir which sounds awkward to say out loud— and isn’t even how names work??? the root syllable of osha isn’t osh, it’s o- and -sha!
it’s the same reason why qimisha sounds better than qimsha, qim- isn’t a root syllable of qimir (qi-mir)
don’t mess this up!
#oshamir#qimisha#osha x qimir#osha aniseya#qimir the acolyte#oshmir#qisha#qosha#idk drop suggestions below#my vote is for oshamir#it’s easier for my accent to say#the acolyte
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you KNOW that a Space Karen tried to complain to his manager about him prescribing a concoction of battery acid & vanilla extract to her kid
& that he said "sure let me go get him" & went in the back
& reemerged wearing a fake beard & a bowler hat & said "good day madam, my name is manager bonzu pippinpaddleopsicopolis the third"
i wonder about, & worry for, the customers who came into the apothecary while qimir/the stranger was playing shopkeeper. we know he can mix drinks & poisons, but what about ordinary medicines?
did somebody ask for cough syrup & he gave them gasoline mixed with mountain dew baja blast? did somebody ask for Space Viagra & he served them asbestos with a dash of crystal meth & freshly ground himalayan sea salt?
#my deepest wish for season two is that they go on various supply runs to Space Target#Space Bed Bath & Beyond#Space Whole Foods#& osha discovers that he has a distinct disguise/personality for each place#they walk into Space Sephora & he's put on a purple wig & fake eyelashes#& an employee goes “Steve McPrettyface where have you BEEN??? you got voted employee of the month & then you just disappear???”#“you're three months late for your shift!!!”#& another employee laughs & fondly says “classic Steve McPrettyface. he's a wild card all right”#& osha's standing there like oh my god they have never seen Steve Mcprettyface snap their friend's neck with his bare hands#BUT I HAVE#all this to say they'll have to pry silly qimir/the stranger out of my cold dead hands#star wars qimir#qimir#oshamir#the acolyte
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