#my thiccest boy

[bjornolf-bjarki]

Thank you for this llittle gift sketch of Sigurd @cry-ptidd ! He's so pretty (and dummy thicc) in this and it just makes me go eutyjownrifienkxkhjkrkd

Also his ratty renegade clothes are perfect

[vampirevatican]

nsfw levi headcanons, bc the thoughts won't stop...

(MDNI, NSFW BELOW)

long forked tongue.

he has a snake and water motif, yeah?

he's a water type, yeah??

he's a serpent. so for important reasons, he has a forked tongue and a dual dong

it's like a snake's wee wee anatomy, so yes phallic but very tentacle and wiggly

he can sheath and unsheath his hemipeen

so... does he look a bit like a ken doll with it sheathed?? yes, and ofc there's a slight lump there and if you rub it you'll awaken the peni

now if you're wondering my thoughts on size?? he's pretty average, i wanna say 5 inches

and listen if that's not enough im sorry but, dude is blessed with TWO and if anyone has something bigger than average??? it's gotta be diavolo and/or beel

anyway, can he unhinge his jaw you ask!? why yes, yes ofc he can.

how else is he supposed to fit that long, flexible, forked tongue in his mouth

can move his tongue pretty fast if you catch my drift

speaking about his mouth... yes he has shark teeth and ofc he's careful with them and warns you before things get too heated

his tail, you ask?! ofc, thiccest where it connects at the base of his spine and tapers to a point.

so when it slides in... he makes sure to do it nice and slow.... unless y'all are doing more than one round or you're already loose

yes he is a sub and simp boy but also he can be very rough if desperately horny and possessive, so be careful

masochist. there's no other way to say it. dude gets off on having his peni stepped on and being degraded

though ofc he only takes the degrading from you, and mainly in steamy situations

perv too. i said it before and i'll say it again, mfer would sniff your undies and shudder in delight.

fantasies about you being his little cam whore, but just for him. he is the avatar of envy after all.

cosplay sex?? oh it happens. yes i am saying this because of brief and panty, don't look at me like that.

sexting?? that's when he can be his most confident and dominant, because he doesn't have to physically see you and overthink his actions

even better do rp chats with him, with y'all's fave pairings?? oooh wee, after a certain point if you show up at his door be prepared to be pulled in so fast and to stay in his room til midnight or the next morning

very much a pushover, so when ur the dom anything you say goes.

when he's dom he enjoys every second of your submissive compliance, it really boosts his ego

okay... to finish this off. no he is not buff or built. yes he has demon strength and because of his body type being on the lean, kinda scrawny side he's got that secret build going for him.

[jennilah]

I know you’re “all Saw, all the time” now but I saw this and thought of you:

instagram.com/reel/C-k0D-1PNwO

LOL that’s just my brainrot, promise i still love other things, especially my gigantic beloved boy

also this is absolutely true and real

have yall SEEN Godzilla’s thighs? they’re magnificent

this ain’t even the thiccest he’s ever been

[thebigfudanshi]

I just gotta say, Dook is so fun to draw because

a. He's not another skinny Twink, b. He's is THE puppy, c. He is canonically the THICCEST mf alive like wth?? Like alright, I'll abide by these terms. D. He is lovey, E. He is a chonky boi, F. He so sleeby looking, G. He's a bite sized little man H. He would punch you for his momma, I. His costume is so ridiculous but its HIS and he wants to wear it, J. He would fight Beach Bear and win by pure will, K. He has the waggiest tail, L. Dook sings like a god but he sounds so goofy when he talks, M. Have you seen his ears bounce. N. Nothing will stop this man's love of coleslaw, O. He's so dumb <3, P. Puppy lover, Q. He would be a great dad just look at him he's precious he would have a giant family to share all the love, R. R is for rrrrraow cause that man can PURR, S. He beats on his drums and my heart, T. Autistic like me???, U. He's very cuddle shaped, V. He's a cute fluffy puppy dog man BUT HES A MAN AND HE WILL FIGHT YOU but belly rubs? 🥺, W. He lives in my head rent free. X. Him and Beach Bear make the most chaotic ship ever, Y. He bark, z.

Z.

Z. Is for the goddamn ridiculous amount of art I've drawn of this mf and the reason why is because.

Z. Look at that man and tell me one bad thing about him. Tell me!

[emmyrosee]

@shinsoskittyy YOURE SO RIGHT AND IM SO GLAD YOU CALLED ME OUT BC HE SO DESERVES TO BE THERE-

[headbandsandflats]

Things No One Asked For (3/?)

The continuing series of some fave Armie pictures that no asked for continues, this batch with slightly more rhyme and reason (the rhyme being some (not all - and I tried to avoid ones I may have posted before) of my Armie stage door pics, the reason being I’m, at the moment, back to wallowing about all of the stage/stage door Armie content we missed out on this year - feel free to join me 😭.) These are all stage door pictures taken by me - please accept my apologies and note that the quality (or lack there of) is due in large part to the way you (or I, anyway) shut down as a human when this soft-ass giant is standing a few feet away. (Also please don’t judge me for the numerous stage doors - you couldn’t possibly judge me harsher than I judge myself for it anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️.)

(I know that last one is hella blurry, but that soft look on his face 😭😭)

(Also, this feels dumb to say because these pics are not great, so why would anyone want to repost them anyway but...please don’t repost them!  Ils sont les miens.)

[allroseshave-their-pricks]

okay consider: a modern SoC AU where Ketterdam natives all have heavy NY Italian accents. everyone is in a mob anyways, so i don’t see why this is a problem

[fenharel-archived]

My tevinter nights copy has arrived.... the urge to read dread wolf take you first ... I’m sweating

[moonjjks]

Don’t worry everyone I filmed my murder

LY Tour Newark 9/28

[calorheart-blog]

@ecstaticthoughts liked !!

     “bet you i can touch my tongue to both my nose and elbow.”

[somber-mangata]

Last week was my 8th trans-iversary and oh boy is it crazy to look back and reflect on these 8 long years of self discovery and growth.

I grew up in a somewhat progressive household, but the family I primarily lived with wasn't educated on LGBT topics whatsoever, so I ended up being pretty transphobic/racist/misogynistic/homophobic by the time I was an adult.

It took me going from living in more rural areas of Washington and Oregon and moving back to San Diego to learn what was actually right and wrong, thanks to who was my partner during that time.

I decided to cosplay as Marceline for Halloween in 2014 and my egg immediately shattered. I saw myself in a way I couldn't comprehend and it just felt so right. Throughout the years I played with the idea of being trans and tried things to see how I'd feel presenting as a woman. Of course that's really difficult to do without a proper support system and a hostile living environment.

By the time I was living in Vegas I finally said fuck it and called everywhere I could to find someone to help me with getting HRT. As time went on I started to feel better and better about myself, and once the changes really started hitting me it changed how I thought and felt about myself dramatically.

I had my glow up in 2020 through COVID, and with the help of my partner, started rebuilding my wardrobe, so I could feel right when I go out in public.

At this point I catch myself in the mirror naked and stop for a minute to appreciate how my body looks now that HRT has done its magic. It's wild to look back on old pictures of me pre-HRT and feel so validated in how much has changed. I feel so comfortable in my body and so confident that I can't even begin to perceive myself as male or "born as a man", or "born in the wrong body". It's like this is what my body wanted to do all along but the Gods said "give her the thiccest girl dick you've ever seen" and I'm honestly grateful for that ngl.

While I still have dysphoria in some areas, and definitely have way more social anxiety than I used to "mostly thanks to being back in bumb fuck nowhere", I'm more at peace with my existence than I've ever been, and I know that it's only going to get better as time goes on.

I hope that other trans mascs and fems are able to find themselves the way I have and are happy with who they are. Always keep growing, and try your best to love yourself even if it's hard.

Thank you for listening to me 💞🖤💞

[elpiething]

Hello, friends.

I don’t know if you bake, but I do, and I’ve been experimenting with the cookie recipe of my dreams. What I know so far is that Pop Rocks don’t bake off well, and that steeping bacon-flavored coffee in browned butter makes the whole apartment smell like melted football.

What I’m looking for is a base recipe that will allow me to make the thiccest possible cookie.

I am not talking about spread. I do not want a cookie puddle, or some crispy/sandy nonsense. I want a chewy monstrosity larger than my fist. I want this thing to be the pxrn-star of cookies.

I want a TALL BOI with CHEW.

I want people to look at it and say, ‘Dude, that is an unnecessary amount of cookie. It is too much cookie.’

And I want to look them in the eye, unhinge my jaw, and take a bite of the cookie behemoth.

Pinterest has not helped me.

You are my only hope.

I’m assuming I’ll need a metric behonkus of baking soda, but like--any other tips? Advice? Family recipes?

H e l p.

[quokki]

wow ok minho, he's such a hard worker. like someone said, he's afraid of heights despite being on the top of the whole kpop industry lol. he's a great source of inspiration to me, i also came across a few really helpful life hacks because of him, like chewing gum to stay awake really late at night and his slogan of "i'll overcome" to wake up, they actually helped me a lot n it made me admire him more. on top of that his dark sense of humour really gets me, n every word he says is just iconic AHHH IM RANTING TOO MUCH also he's overflowing with talentttt, obv practice made it more profound but he's just CHEFS KISS i just want to know what this boi thinks n how he thinks, i just want him to lend me his brain *coughs* anyway n then he's so pretty???? like perfect nose HELOOO??? plush lips n wow his zygomaticus majorr??? his eyes when he smiles n his cute teeth, just wanna boop his nose n steal a kiss from him AHEM N THEN HIS THIGHS, THE THICCEST THIGHS IVE EVER SEEN ISTG, like who sculpted him? i need to make a phone call with Heaven!!!!!!! n the cute sounds he randomly makes when he's excited ahhh, he just melts my hearttt, n him always teasing stays i love it smm XDD

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa first love letter to my beeno boy 🐝

thank you!!!!

i'm so glad he has helped you and inspired you! that's so nice!

"i just want to know what this boi thinks n how he thinks"

lmaoo i totally get you honestly, i feel like he's so unique

and yes he's literally the prettiest like it's insane. i really should draw him more huh

lmao i literally had to google "zygomaticus major" cuz i had no idea what you were talking about

here's a fine selection of lino for you:

send me a love letter about your bias 💌💌💌

[kenganparadise]

Firstly, I recently found your blog, and it is a blessing! Thank you for writing amazing Baki headcanons! 🥺

Secondly, I was wondering if you could accept my request! If possible, could you do Nomi no Sukune II (the thiccest boy) relationship headcanons with a small S/O? 👉👈

And again, thank you for your work! ❤

Nomi is criminally underrated

Nomi dating HCs-

• He worries about his strength and size when he’s around his tiny S/O. He so much bigger than them, honestly he’s worried about squishing them.

• He gets nervous to cuddle. Which is not good because Nomi LOVES to cuddle. He can get a little timid and shy when it comes to it.

• He likes laying down and having his S/O lay on top of him.

• He rarely lets his hair down- only to wash it basically. When he and his S/O bathe together he’ll let them wash his hair, maybe even run a comb through it if they’re lucky.

• Nomi is super loving and sweet. He’s very chill, laidback, and calm. He takes life one day at a time. He very very nonconfrontational.

• When he wants a kiss he’ll lean all the way down so his S/O can meet his lips. Sometimes he’ll put his hands under his S/O’s arms to lift them up to his lips. This happens quite often due to Nomi wanting kisses all the time. His S/O is tiny enough to be lifted

• Their hand absolutely gets eclipsed by Nomi’s. Their hand practically disappears when holding hands with their boyfriend.

[1-ore]

LITERALLY as soon as i saw gojo was 200cm my size kink went THROUGH THE ROOF 😭😭😭😭 i swear, him, USHIJIMA, choso, MATSUKAWA, nanami and geto all put me through hell and back because of how big they all are 😭😭 TOJI AND BOKUTO AND UZUI TOO OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET i just want them towering over me IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR??????

no but big men. Big men and their huge chests and them wrapping their huge arms around you and engulfing you with an innocent smile..........BEA. ALL THE DUDES YOU MENTIONED SIMPLY HAVE THE THICCEST ASS EVER AND NOW IM DROOLING AT 2AM IN THE MORNING GODD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I swear haikyuu boys hit different, but imagining toji and nanami is putting me on overdrive. fuck. imagine himbo thick daddy dumpling bakugou too.

this is too unhealthy bea. I've lost interest in all 3d men 💀

[latte-fairytaekwoon]

(forgive me lord) but who u think is packin the most vs least.....w/ optional photo evidence to back ur theories up..... this is all for the sake of science, I swear

I don't have photos for all members, but I'll make this quick and insert readmore cause not everyone wanna see dick pics (disclaimer, this is just my personal opinion)

1: Yunho. No explanation. He's the tallest and a fucking fansite blurred out his monster cock cause they knew we wouldn't have survived the uncensored version

2: Mingi: idk, I'm just the type who immediately thinks height= dick size. I don't think Mingi is thick per say, but he's definitely looong

3: Yeosang. It's always the quiet ones

4. Jongho. This is a tame picture but them thighs make me believe that he's definitely the thiccest out of all of them. Maybe just a little above average in length, but the boy is girthy

5. San. You cannot be that cocky onstage and not be packing

6. Seonghwa. I got nothing to say except.......he's dangerous. I got no dick pics so take his nips

7. Hongjoong. Has anyone noticed how big his feet are? And how long his nose is??? No pictures for him so take his tiddies

8: Wooyoung: I still definitely believe he's above average though. And he's a dancer meaning it don't matter his length, he knows how to work what he's got, including that cute little ass of his