#my tarnished and gideon have all the beef

[definitelynotarabbit]

Me at Ensha after he showed up to rob my ass of half the halig tree medallion and I promptly killed the man in three hits: and tell your boyfriend (Gideon the all stinking) if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

Anyways I'm going to be progressing through the rest of this game with the most bullshit cold war between my tarnished and Gideon until he grows a pair and tries to stop me from shoving my staff up the elden beasts nose