#my sugalump

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I don't think anything could have prepared me for that song, omg. Ohhhhh, I desperately want to drop a lil brain nugget of that song with Luffy and wingman Sanji, but I think I used all my brainpower on the last two. *sigh* oh well.

Looking very disrespectfully at our elf boy over there. On top of that, I (as most girls who watched these films) had the biggest crush on Legolas and Aragorn.

-♡♡ lots of love

Oh honey, you think that one's bad: you're not gonna be prepared for "Sugalumps". Small snippet:

Irl story, chef-husband performed a rendition of this while I was helping him with food prep at work. Was hilarious 💀

I can picture Penguin doing this on the Polar Tang with Shachi so bad.

[pwelverum]

all the ladies checkin out my sugalumps

[sweetfirebird]

I listen to pop/dance a lot when cleaning or sometimes on my walks, and Tidal has decided this means they have push Kim Petras at me. And I don't know anything about Kim Petras but it was constant and insistent pushing so I have deliberately not listened to a single one of her(?) songs until earlier this week when I was busy and my hands were wet and this awful AWFUL trying to be cheeky-sexy but really just awful song came on and I couldn't change it until the song was almost over, and I look and it was Coconuts by Kim Petras.

I love a filthy song. I love a cheeky and filthy song. But it was just.... like did Katy Perry write that under a fake name bad. My Humps by Fergie bad but that was at least sort of hilariously stupid (the Flight of the Conchords "Sugalumps" in response is my favorite). There is a point where you just need to say tits. Say tits. Sing about your gazongas who cares. But also, if you are going to be 'funny' about it... at least made it a fun song with decent singing?

[electric-rabbits]

Flight of the Conchords could have written My Butt has a Fever and Bob’s Burguers could have written Sugalumps. And I think that’s beautiful

[snowleopard1228]

my-sugalumps:

Rebecca Hall in The Awakening (2011) 

[djlyer]

Emanual LaBour, November 15, 2022

Drag King Emanual LaBour will be hitting stages and heating it up this Friday at the Bulldog Event Center, and other venues where fine drag is had, all winter long.  From the mind of Shan Gorman this genderific entity is genuinely captivating, all the while being super steamy under that chest plate.  Also if you’d like a therapeutic massage look up their website shangormanrmt.com and get on the client list, Shan is great at getting to the root of it and will do their best to sooth what ails you.  

A very Happy Birthday to Gord Sinclair this Friday!!!! (responsible for such bangers as Highway Girl, I’m a Werewolf Baby and, that song named for my first Sunday school teacher, Evelyn:) 

Empress Of - Woman is a Word Single - Woman is a Word

atlas & jhfly - Flowers - They/Them

Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Multi-Love - Multi-Love

Willie Nelson - Lost Highway - Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of One Another

The Tragically Hip   -  World Container - World Container 

Gord Sinclair - Taxi Dancers - Your Comet Drowns out the Star Filled Sky

GRLwood - Daddy - I’m Yer Dad

Jay Diggs - WAP (Funk Version) - WAP

Flight of the Conchords - I Told You I was Freaky - Sugalumps

Kirk Douglas - Disney’s Ultimate Swashbuckler Collection - A Whale of a Tale

[bowieandqueen11]

Dating Jemaine (FOTC) Would Include...

Thank you everyone who flooded my ask box for FOTC imagines I love it also this gif PHEW I keep re-watching Sugalumps on loop. Also I’m sorry this is so short, I need to get used to writing for this show!

If you enjoy, please let me know by commenting! <3

(I do not own Flight of the Conchords or its characters, all rights go to creators. Gif credit goes to @flipyeahjemaineandbret.)

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You first met Jemaine at one of his concerts, down in the basement of a dingy bar in the suburbs of New York city. Standing awkwardly next to a strange woman who seems to be the only person there, flailing her arms around and almost hitting a bemused man in a lime green suit bopping silently on the spot next to her, you kept on catching Jemaine’s eye. Mel nearly thwacks you in the face as well, but when she finally realises that it’s Jemaine’s cheeks that are turning a tinted peach and not Bret’s, she backs off a tad. After the show ends to a round of stilted applause, he hands his bass to Bret and jumps down off the stage. Sliding over to the bar next to you, he can barely meet your eye this time as he offers to buy you a sparkling water.

After a couple of hours of sitting on the bar stools next to each other and talking about the weather, his band, your favourite brand of cereal and whether you like to make blanket forts, Jemaine fumbles to a stand and asks if you’ll walk him back to his apartment. Even though the sheets of rain are absolutely drenching the two of you as you wander out, the two of you kick happily through the diamond crusted puddles as he tries to keep pace next to you. In the end, he finally builds up the courage to shrug off his leather jacket and hold it over your head and shelter you from the downpour - his glasses become fogged up with how much he’s being pelted, but the casual, calm, warm smile that seems to light up his face like rising rays of sunlight melt your heart and let’s you know its okay to snuggle up next to him.

Then he kind of just... hangs around the same bar every afternoon for a couple of weeks in the hope of bumping into you again. When he finally passes you on the sidewalk in a chance encounter he passes down to fate, he stumbles so nervously on every syllable as he asks you ‘would you maybe want to go catch a movie with me in town or something.’ And everything sort of just takes off from there.

When he tells Murray that he has a girlfriend during the next band meeting, he 100% thinks he’s having him on. It’s only when he knocks on the apartment door a month later, head dipped and misty eyed because his wife has left him again, that he finally stops shaking his head every time Jemaine mentions his S/O when you answer the door and invite him in with a massive hug.

After that he pretty much becomes your number one fan, and makes it his first point of call to ask in meetings how you’re doing and if Jemaine is remembering to look after you.

Every morning is spent sitting around Bret and Jemaine’s circular, rocky dining table. Two bowls of cereal sitting in front of you, Jemaine switches between holding your hand, fingers intertwined between his on the table top, and using said hand to feed you cereal with a soft smirk.

Look I’m getting really emotional he’s just FINALLY so over the moon and overjoyed that he’s finally found someone who appreciates a good bowl of cereal as much as he does. He knows that he’s quite a stoic person - someone who doesn’t easily present his emotions to others, but he wants more than anything to show how devoted he is to this, to you. So he feeds you cereal, and he hopes that between this action you can read how much he’s saying he trusts you - he loves, loves, loves you.

He’s quite ticklish, so he always feels like his day is off to a fresh, good start when you turn over from your sleep to find Jemaine’s nose bumping against your cheek. He’s still fast asleep, mouth open wide and forehead furrowed in intense crinkles when you reach down and tickle his sides, but this serenity is quickly replaced with another, more intense kind when he laughs against your mouth. It’s his favourite time of the day - 1) he gets to spend all night cuddled up against your side like a ‘koala backpack’ as he likes to call it, and 2) he can wake up to joy and glee every day with one of the most important people in the world to him.

I mean, of course you now try to go to every concert you can as well!! Even during the library gigs, it’s usually now Mel sitting up near the front while you and Murray walk in and grab a table to yourselves. You share biscuits, Murray grinning brightly the whole time at the crowd numbers going up by a third, while you just blow kisses and chuckle up at Jermaine, trying to make him smile while he plucks away.

He ends with a little surprise, Bret’s shocked expression alerting you to the fact that even he was unaware of its happening. He finishes off by performing a sixteen minute songs he’s spent all night sitting up in bed writing - just a long list of all the things he loves about you, and all the fuzzy, ‘butterfly exploding in your tummy’ kind of feelings that you’ve given him for the first time in his life. When it’s over, and you run over to the stage to meet him, you’re both too overwhelmed to say anything so he just automatically (and slightly mechanically) leans down to press a lingering kiss against your cheek. When he finally stops hovering near your face and stands back up again, he has a smile so bright on his face that disco lights seem to be shining out in a multitude of fragmented rainbows through his glasses’ lens, all thanks to you.

Even though he has basically absolutely no money, he does like to try and treat you from time to time (on Dave’s orders. Thanks Dave, you’re a legend.) Usually this comes as him taking you out on a Saturday night for a kebab, where he spends the whole time letting you eat most of his share and staring intently and quite earnestly on the other side of the booth. He has the most chilled look on his face, his eyes never leaving yours as he seems to hang onto every word you say as if you were explaining the laws of the universe to him.

You usually have to come up behind him each morning and slip his glasses back onto the dip of his nose, because he left them behind on the edge of the sink again. He always thanks you by grabbing your wrist and pressing a kiss against the back of your hand with a shy ‘thank you’.

Getting to be co-director with Murray and help direct some of their music videos!! The funniest set to help on was ‘Robots’, though, mainly because every time you would stroll up to help straighten your boyfriend’s helmet between takes, he uses it as an excuse to reach out and chase you with kisses. He nearly destroys his whole costume, since he spends most of the time reaching out with his lips through the head and tripping over quite a number of trash cans as he chases your giggling form down the alleyways. 

It takes Bret quite a while to get used to your presence, but once he does, you become like another family member to him. Often times Jemaine has come home from the markets to find Bret flopped down on the sofa, head resting on your knees as he animatedly counts on his fingers all the reasons why ginger nuts are his favourite biscuits.

You steal his clothes quite a lot - especially that favourite denim jacket of his, laughing at how shocked but slightly turned on he looks when you wear them out to dinner with him. They just smell of pine, soap, cereal crumbs and spiced apple, that they’re wonderful to wrap around yourself while Jemaine wraps his own arms around your waist. 

Please, please teach this man how to use chopsticks. It may take a few goes, and a lot of you shuffling your chair next to his and leaning over to guide his fingers within your own, but he listens and learns from you so intently that he will master it after a while. (He may pretend to drop his dumplings from time to time, though, just because he’s too nervous to admit that he enjoys the feeling of you pressed against his back and your arms comforting him as they lean around his chest. Man is a secret massive little spoon I don’t make the rules.)

Sometimes Bret will start groaning in the early morning, that period when the streets are just starting to bustle with an electric hum and the internet cafe’s are beginning to light the pavement cracks with their neon lights once again. He throws his pillow out at the two of you, because you keep waking him up with how loudly you’re giggling while you play leg footsie in bed. The rest of the morning, when Bret finally leaves to go hang out and bake a cake with Dave, the two of you feel safe and comfortable enough with each other to just move over to the couch. You sit on his lap, tucked under his chin, and the two of you just have another sleep for an hour or two.

One time you complimented his casserole, and my man rode on that compliment all day as if he was flying above the clouds on bird’s wings.

But other times, as soon as you walk in the door Jemaine will just crumple like an origami doll into your chest and grip, crying onto your shoulder as you rub the broad expanse of his back because Bret had said something mean to him. 

You come to the band meetings quite a lot, often just to share around the sandwiches you’ve made for them all and to share an inside joke or two with Murray, much to Jemaine’s dismay. Even he comments, when he meets up with Jemaine and Bret later for an evening walk down by the waterside, that Jemaine keeps on looking over at you with an almost smile on his face.

It’s the most love struck he ever has, and ever will see him.

[houseofthee]

🍒 : of course you can sugalumps! my babies love snuggly cuddles~ meet Patches and Storm..

🔥 : it’s too early for this…

🍒 : hehe~ Patches and Storm saw a squirrel for the first time. they’re so confused..

🎀 : m’ wake… hi

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RULES! Put your On Repeat Spotify playlist on shuffle and post the first 10 songs that come up.

Tagged by @theladyragnell ! I also do not have Spotify, so I just pulled up my faves playlist!

Sugalumps by Flight of the Conchords

Heal by Heather Nova

Cowboy Like Me by Taylor Swift

Stay Stay Stay (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift

Combat Baby by Metric

Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush

The Boy With The Bubblegun by Tom McRae

Walk This World by Heather Nova

Fade Into You by Mazzy Star

Lover by Taylor Swift

If anyone else wants to do this, DO IT!

[backchatdiscourse]

Tag Game

Rules: tag 8 people you want to get to know better!

I was tagged by the amazing @tv-saved-the-teenage-girl thank you ❤️

1) Favorite color: pastel yellow! I go batshit over anything pale yellow; it sparks hella joy.

2) Last song you listened to: Sugalumps... I was jamming to Flight of the Conchords today ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3) Favorite musician: Queen is my all time fave!

4) Fvorite song: The Millionaire Waltz by Queen. Speaking of things that spark joy! The soft instrumentals! That crazy guitar in the middle! That final “bring out the charge of the love brigade” before it ends! God, I’m going absolutely feral just thinking about it!

5) Last film I watched: We just had a family movie marathon (me, my gf, my best friend, and the kitty) and we watched the first three Pirates of the Caribbean films.

6) Favorite places I’ve been: pretty much any forest I’ve gone to lol. I really love Deschutes in Oregon and the Osa Peninsula of Costa Rica 😍

7) Last book I finished: The last book I finished was The Revolutionary Genius of Plants: A New Understanding of Plant Intelligence and Behavior by Stefano Mancuso. It’s a pop-sci book about plant cognition and plant behavior and its research applications and GOD it was fascinating. Plants have memory! Some plants can SEE you, like, actually see you using their cells the way we do with eyes. It’s amazing.

8) Sweet, savory, or spicy: yes, and all at once, sometimes

9) Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: Coffee, coffee, buzz, buzz, buzz!

10) First thing I’ll do after quarantine: There’s a brunch place nearby that makes THE best breakfast potatoes on the planet. I’m gonna go and eat the bejesus out of some brunch & potatoes and then go up the street to the bookstore and buy that beautiful, cloth-bound copy of Dracula I’ve been eyeing.

I’m tagging @softfreddie @briianmaay @allthe-queens-men @vampiresdontdodishes @shadowverse @nannybiscuitthelibrarian @rvgertaylvr @bonafiderocketqueen 💕

(@jem/shadows stans, this is my side blog for @boldly-ho, so uhhh yeah, hi, it’s me, jo)

[mkivps]

I see you girls checkin' out my trunksI see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunksI see you girls lookin' at my junkThen checkin' out my rumpThen back to my sugalumpsWhen I shake it, I shake it all upYou'd probably think that my pants had the mumpsIt's just my sugalump bump-ba-bumpThey look so good, that's why I keep them in the frontAll the ladies checkin' out my sugalumpsThey drive the ladies crazyAll these bitches checkin' out my britchesPut 'em in a trance when I wear t

RACK PANTS MY DUNGAREES MAKE THEM HUN-GA-REE THEY'RE OVER THE MOON WHEN I DON PANTALOONS MY SUGARLUMPS ARE TWO OF A KIND - SWEET AND WHITE AND HIGHLY REFINED HONIES TRY ALL KINDS OF TOMFOOLERY TO STEAL A FEEL OF MY FAMILY JEWELLERY MY CANNONBALLS CAUSE A KERFUFFLE THE LADIES THEY HUSTLE TO RUFFLE MY TRUFFLE IF YOU PARTY WITH THE PARTY PRINCE, YOU GET TWO COMPLIMENTARY AFTER-DINNER MINTS

[godiva-duchess]

I kinda left Tumblr behind so I forgot to introduce y'all to my sugalump. Gave birth on Christmas Eve. She looks nothing like me but that's mama baby.

[rxthershiny-blog]

eldritchwreckage replied to your post “All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps Sweet sugalumps”

Pass

I see you lookin’ at my trunk Then checkin’ out my rump Then back at my sugalumps

[beefmastaflux]

Adding to this daily. I'd love to know what you think! #NowPlaying Breathe, Live, Enjoy by Luke Sugalumps Eckenberg Also check out my blog! I just got my own URL www.positivedepth.com Thanks! I love you all!

[twocan]

I was tagged to do this music thing by @dustycarlile​ and fuck it it sounded like fun and I love my music.

instructions: you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs then tag 10 people. no skipping.

1. Oh Darling - Supertramp

2. Space Oddity - David Bowie

3. White Knuckles - OKGO

4. Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

5. Sugalumps - Flight of the Conchords

6. Better Call Saul - Junior Brown

7. Who Are You - The Who

8. Life On Mars? - David Bowie

9. Mr. Brightside - The Killers

10. Out of Touch - Hall and Oates

I ain’t got people to tag cause fuck dat but i liked this. I collect vinyls (even though i only have one) and i’m super into Disco. Favorite Album rn is Montgomery Ricky. I just really like my music but my headphones are damaged and my Spotify Premium is cancelling soon so hooray.

[micahplease]

I've been curious about these balls for a while, so I finally broke down and got a set. All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps. (at Midvale School for the Gifted)