#my shaylaa

[kaisentine]

this might be my worst work

michael kaiser honestly finds fans who send him things funny.

could someone really love another who probably doesn’t know or care about them that much to the point they regularly start gifting him things that range from weird to items of luxury. when he was sent 800 chocolates for valentines, it was obvious he wasn’t going to eat all of it (assuming he even ate any of it…) so he told his PR team to do whatever they wanted with it—in which they donated it to charities for kaiser’s sake and reputation.

it’s actually absurd how many packages he receives in a day but he really only opens ones that are given to him personally during meet-and-greets because he finds opening the rest of the boxes a waste of his time when he could be focusing on other things. he isn’t wasteful, he gives his teammates and the people who work under him the ‘leftovers’ (praise him!).

by now, he’s barely phased by the weird things his fans do gift him. oh someone gave him a phone that only plays one edit of him over and over again? he’s flattered but he probably saw that one already. he got someone’s old school uniform? the fuck is he supposed to do with it (he throws it away). more chocolate? he throws that away too.

the only thing that did break his facade was when he opened a letter. a very common item he receives but it isn’t common to see an absurd amount of lipstick smeared all over the paper. he holds in by the corner in fear of dirtying himself.

“was ist mit all den küssen?” whats with all the kisses? he almost jumps in his seat when ness looks over his shoulder. thanks, he was going to ask that question anyway. the letter was barely eligible and the only thing he could make out was love, your biggest fan ♡. he better hope whoever gave this was his biggest fan because that’s actually insane. a shame he doesn’t remember who gave it to him because he would like to personally ban them from entering any other of bastard munchen’s fan-greetings.

unfortunately for him, this only unlocked a spew of these letters—all signed by his biggest fan.

it was like a wild goose chase to find the culprit because who… what… why… who would do this, what do they want, why are they using a shit ton of lipstick (how many times do they have to re-apply it too?)

actually, you don’t re-apply your lipstick as much as he thinks you do. okay, maybe you do but does it matter that much? it’s just a few kisses. normally when you attend the meetings, you don’t put on the same lipstick color that you use to kiss the piece of paper because it was mostly for just the letters—until you’re basically forced into using it…

kaiser is shocked he notices that the color on your lips matches those on the letters. sure, he’s seen you at most of the meet-and-greets but you never struck him enough for him to remember (😒). you realize he’s staring at you weirdly this time… did you do something wrong? one thing kaiser doesn’t do during these is open things in-front of his fans but this time, he opens it in-front of you.

you’re the person that’s been doing these acts. it’s undeniable—rapidly eyeing you and the familiar paper that is now in his hands.

“you’re my biggest fan?” he asks with a raised eyebrow… uh what’s that supposed to mean? a shameful expression reaches your face and a hand reaches behind your neck before you quietly speak, “yeah..?”

“huh, didn’t expect a cutie like you to do this stuff.” he says as he points at the lipstick stains.

bonus : my dude makes you decipher your letters and you end up too embarrassed to speak

[ubeb0nes]

The idea of young Sevika being a soft, kindhearted mama's girl actually breaks me a lot

Her mama tried her best to let Sevika be a child, let that kindness and light she had in her be allowed to burn, but her father was more… practical.

Pre-teen Sevika would always run into her mother's arms, let her patch her up and wipe her tears after her "training lessons" with her old man. And then her mother dies in the mines, and her father loses his spark (which so often nipped Sevika, but she preferred it over feeling nothing at all from him), and now Sevika has to be her own mother and father.

She grows into what her dad wanted her to be, in the end. Other fissure folk always compared her to her mom when she was younger, saying she lit up people's lives the same way she did. They affectionately called her moon eyes, with the way they glistened just like her mom's.

When those comparisons stopped in exchange for "Tough as nails, just like your pops" and "You know, your father used to have that same look to him when he was about to get into a fight", she feels herself tear up for the first time in years. All she knows now is how to shove them down.

[ashthefrogmonarch]

Hey so Darlin has an undercut

[shxyne-ily]

SPEAKING MY TRUTH 🙏‼️

[ymorii]

today’s fit check w/Blaze 🫰

[bluury2]

MY SHAYYLAAAAA

[elle-prix]

crying he's so passionate about his husbandddd

look at him being dragged away so dramatically hahahhaha

[lillaberry]

Thinking about how baby Spencer was waiting for W*lliam to come back😭 Did he ever stop waiting???

[jasprboi]

what if I jumped off a bridge right now

[turnipwithatophat]

TikTok ban? Dude that sucks! I don’t have TikTok but I know a lot of people that really like it-

THEY FUCKING BANNED CAPCUT?!?!? NOPE NOPE FUCK NO THAT CROSSED THE LINE

well anyway here’s a wip I started and screen recorded yesterday and probably won’t be finished ever again because of the U.S Government :3

Cory (the one with the goggles) is @corbaniaandturtle’s character

[mouthwashingconfessionsblog]

This blog has changed in the sense that there’s been a lot of interaction, is it because Operator is sick?? And are you two dating irl?

Okay so let me explain how we worked:

We’d take turns posting the submissions, it’d really depend on who was free first. The issue with me is that i’m not good with tagging everything so I’d post a handful of things not tagged properly. It pissed her off because then we’d get people asking for some of them to be tagged with warnings and stuff so she’d had to go back and retag. And I’m really yappy so I’m usually the one replying to people and tagging stuff like “oh dear” or “anon is horned up for—“ (which accidentally turned into an official tag for us) and then she gets >:( at me

So basically: If i’m online, I post, she edits them and fixes the tags. If she’s online, she posts. I have no problem with her editing the posts because I get called out sometimes and it gets embarrassing :(

But she’s been horribly sick lately so it’s been only me for now. She’s more of the ‘boss’ of this blog and she wanted it to remain neutral so more people felt comfortable sharing their opinions, which means we shouldn’t interact unless it’s bothering us. So when she gets back i’m gonna be beaten with a studded belt.

As for the dating thing… no. I wish <\3

[ameriel]

delphie <3

[cyzuutan2nd]

NOOOOO 😭

I’ve been benching him on the cafe so I can interact more with Caleb.. it’s been a week.. AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO??!

*sobbing* IM SORRY XAVY

[lillaberry]

I’m thinking he probably never acted out in his teens but this is giving rebellious teen and dissapointed dad

CRIMINAL MINDS 3.16 • Elephant's Memory

[flowerobin]

estoy harta de que me aparezcan vídeos de “el plan de gi hun no tenía ningun sentido” yes we knowwww dejen a mi cuchurrumin en paz ya es suficiente con toda la culpa que tiene que cargar 😿

[izzy-belles-stuff]

HOLD UP WE BACK