#my riddler

[goodnightedward]

Edward Nigma, The Riddler

[scariddler]

post this bastard when they least expect it

[probablycraze]

Riddle me tits Batman

[glitter-stained]

Prompt:

After Red Hood stopped killing and someone leaked footage hinting that he's the second Robin, he expected to fight for every morsel of territory, for everybody to desert him and the murder attempts to triple.

And, well. It's not like he doesn't find himself in a rigged warehouse on Monday, walking off that one explosion with singes on his back. It's not like on Wednesday, a bullet pierces through a hole in his armour and he's losing half his blood in an alley. And sure, someone takes advantage of him throwing his helmet away on Friday (he was out of grenades and needed a bigger bomb) to fear gass him, but it's fine, he can function normally under fear gass nowadays.

Except. Except nobody deserts him. By Monday, the attempts have completely stopped. He walks into a meeting with his men and sees his goons' hands won't stop shaking, and even his lieutenant won't look him in the eyes.

Jason is confused, and so are the other bats, but soon the rumours reach their ears: you can't go after the Red Hood, because no matter what you do, once you've targeted him it's over, like a dog with a bone, he'll get you eventually- no matter how you shoot or how many explosives you use. It doesn't matter that the Red Hood doesn't kill, because the Red Hood doesn't die.

[saucefunk]

redid an old piece of the riddle guy

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

go go gadget gender bend

[arrowurboat]

when my favorite writers respond to my asks/reqs

[enigmamuse]

squishing them so they squeak like dog toys

[logansbluetie]

Riddler shakes his ass then gets obliterated

[blondedsixties06]

massive height difference boyfriends

[tampire]

I keep on posting accurate Gotham memes

[broccolipaws]

Riddler: Year One

[probablycraze]

POV: you are a silly goth getting rizzed up by the rizzler

[ccccchepushilo]

old stuff

[urlocalrobber]

Does anyone wanna know abt my Riddlebat cowboy au 😞

[ineffableriddlebird]

Fuck, Marry, Kill