#my riddler

[goodnightedward]

Edward Nigma, The Riddler

[scariddler]

post this bastard when they least expect it

[probablycraze]

Riddle me tits Batman

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

go go gadget gender bend

[glitter-stained]

Prompt:

After Red Hood stopped killing and someone leaked footage hinting that he's the second Robin, he expected to fight for every morsel of territory, for everybody to desert him and the murder attempts to triple.

And, well. It's not like he doesn't find himself in a rigged warehouse on Monday, walking off that one explosion with singes on his back. It's not like on Wednesday, a bullet pierces through a hole in his armour and he's losing half his blood in an alley. And sure, someone takes advantage of him throwing his helmet away on Friday (he was out of grenades and needed a bigger bomb) to fear gass him, but it's fine, he can function normally under fear gass nowadays.

Except. Except nobody deserts him. By Monday, the attempts have completely stopped. He walks into a meeting with his men and sees his goons' hands won't stop shaking, and even his lieutenant won't look him in the eyes.

Jason is confused, and so are the other bats, but soon the rumours reach their ears: you can't go after the Red Hood, because no matter what you do, once you've targeted him it's over, like a dog with a bone, he'll get you eventually- no matter how you shoot or how many explosives you use. It doesn't matter that the Red Hood doesn't kill, because the Red Hood doesn't die.

[arrowurboat]

when my favorite writers respond to my asks/reqs

[saucefunk]

redid an old piece of the riddle guy

[enigmamuse]

squishing them so they squeak like dog toys

[tampire]

Married couple knocks some sense into that nerd and his husband joins in

[goldfish-inhaler]

i like to think that the Arkham rec room has little busy work activities for the patients. most of them you could find in an elementary school until Riddler was admitted, then they had to start providing calculus and trig worksheets lol

[cornetespoir]

A silly sketch

[probablycraze]

POV: you are a silly goth getting rizzed up by the rizzler

[wishfulsketching]

Nygmobblepot and "he said no pickles" meme

Oswald should not do his own shopping, ever. For the sake of the retail workers.

[silverbackwolf14]

This has refused to leave my brain so I was forced to create it. I am so sorry.

[jacocoon]

The Riddler

[acid-ixx]

(name) wayne, gagged and tied to a chair:

the villain, untying their gag: hahaha! i have kidnapped you for ransom and your father only has 5 hours left to save you by paying me!!!

(name) wayne: damn bruh my father hasn't spoken to me in 13 and a half years i don't think he's coming for me at all, better if you shoot me instead lmao cause i don't think batman would save me either

villain: ...

yan! villain, untying your ropes: welp, kidnapping is basically illegal adoption, am i right?

(name) wayne: as long as i'm fed three times a day and you read me bed time stories before i sleep then i guess that counts?

yan! villain: sweetheart, you are getting more than that.