#my request rules are at the top of my bio just in case :)

[vaaaaaiolet]

hii! Since Knotfest is still going around, may i ask taking Leon to a metal festival (plus entering a moshpit with him)? Thank you!

HIIII thank you so much for sending this in!!

being very honest i don’t listen to metal and i’m not too familiar with knotfest 😭 but this sounds like a wonderful idea and i hope you find someone who can write it well soon!! i just don’t think i’d do a good job of it :(

have a FANTASTIC halloween, anon!! <333

[geebeewrites]

Pinned Post - 2024 Update

★ Hello, I’m Gee and I’m currently looking for new roleplay partners. I’m 28 years old, I reside in Australia, and I’ve been roleplaying in various forms for over a decade now. I’m searching for new partners and plots at the moment so if you are interested in plotting, please feel free to either like this post or send me a direct message.

If you are interested in writing together and you don't already have a guidelines/rules post on your page (which is totally fine as I know that not everyone has a dedicated roleplay page), please send me some information about yourself as a roleplayer as well, so that we can see if we're compatible (e.g. your activity levels, any kinks/limits/triggers, average reply lengths, whether you use celeb fcs or a different type of fc etc.)

Before reaching out, please read the below to make sure that we’re compatible: 

♥ 21 + please! Even if we aren’t writing smut, most plots will involve mature themes so please, no minors.

♥ I write exclusively on Discord these days, however use Tumblr for initially finding a partner and making sure we’re compatible before moving things across to Discord.

♥ I’m currently only doing original character roleplaying as opposed to writing within any specific fandoms. I’m flexible in terms of pairings (mxm, mxf, nonbinary pairings), although mxm ships will always have a special place in my heart! I am happy to play any gender but that said, I don’t enjoy being used just to play male characters in mxf ships so please keep that in mind before reaching out.  

♥ I’m currently only looking for partners for the wanted plots on my page, however I’m super flexible in terms of plotting out the specific details and making sure that it’s something we’re both passionate about as this definitely isn’t a dictatorship. I particularly love slice of life, angst, and celebrity plots. I enjoy writing smut and mature themes but I love to make sure that each roleplay is also quite plot heavy and that we’re all getting the opportunity to develop our characters! I also love talking ooc, ploting, sharing headcanons and muse posts so that we can build an ooc friendship as well.

♥ I have a face claim directory on my blog so if there’s a particular face claim that really jumps out at you, please let me know! Each of the face claims on that directory have original characters that I've developed and pre-existing bios so some face claims are better suited to particular plots but that said, I am flexible in terms of changing the characteristics of my original characters to better suit plots if needed.

♥ Communication is key! I know that real life can get hectic sometimes. I personally work full-time and study part-time, however do consider myself a relatively active partner and I'm looking for active partners. Whilst I'm not expecting daily replies, I am definitely looking for partners that can manage a few replies per week (and although there is no pressure to match the length of my replies, I do please request a minimum of one paragraph with each reply; otherwise I can struggle to keep my muse). That said, it you aren't feeling a particular plot anymore or if things are happening in your real life that will delay replies, please just flick me a message - I promise that I'm not going to be upset! If I haven't received any in character or ooc for extended periods of time, that does impact my muse and it can come across as a lack of commitment/interest on the other person's part. I reserve the right to leave and/or delete servers if that is the case.

♥ Here are some links on my page that you might find helpful! Top 10 Most Wanted Plots | Other Wanted Plots | FC Directory 

If you’ve read through all of this and you think that we’re compatible, please like this post or send me a message so that we can get the ball rolling! 

[ham-st4r]

Attention ‼️

Please read this!

I do not mean to be rude but it’s really stressful for me when my readers do these things

I understand you like my writing and you want to see me updating part 2’s and all that but the request and spamming part 2 when I stated that it bothers me is really discouraging and stressful for me I can’t keep up with the demands I’m one person and I can’t think of a plot and write it down in the same day I know a lot of you try to be friendly about it but even saying “no rush” makes me feel like I need to rush I’ve been constantly updating since I’ve been here and I do my best to put out good fics and I know some of you appreciate my hardwork but behind the scenes I have a life and sometimes I get writers block or I’m working or busy whatever the case may be some days it’s just a lot for me and the worst part is I get less feedback and more what feels like demands on updating

I really hope no one is offended but I needed to get that off my chest

A great example of what crossing those boundaries look like for me is “just a call away” I never even intended to make a part 2 for that but so many people wanted one so I wanted to give it to them but once again the constant asking for part two put a load of pressure on me and that’s why I have yet to post a part 2

On top of that I know everyone says I make nothing but “masterpieces” but I don’t feel that way so if something is not the way I want it I’m not entirely okay with that I appreciate the positive words but I need to feel 100% about my works and I don’t feel that way about half of them

Another example is road trip however the demand for that was a lot less so I was able to put out more parts and currently work on a 4th part even

Plus I really feel like I always have to outdo myself and that’s hard to do when you pump out fic after fic my brain doesn’t get a chance to really reset and put out the best work

Example number three “wasted time” I haven’t even begun to think about what could happen in a part four but people want it so I’m trying

I have a few rules that are easy to follow please respect me and the chances of me being motivated to write will def be higher

This is also why I don’t take requests cause the work piles up on you in a blink of an eye but even still I made exceptions with “professor lee” and “angels like you” however I will not make any more exceptions especially when people don’t even read my rules in my bio

I feel slighted cause not only are all my posts getting labeled but also I feel under appreciated for what I go through

For those of you who comment frequently and send feedback in my ask box I love you🩶

For the people that just ask for part two and aren’t really active until I post something please understand how I feel all I’m asking for is respect my rules that’s it

Cause at the end of the day I write for your entertainment so the least you could do is show me some love even if it’s just a little

And please no one come for me cause this is just the way these things make me feel it may not even be anyone’s intention but it comes off a certain way to me and that’s what matters cause this is my blog

I think I said everything I needed to but just be mindful of what others go through not just what’s in your face and that goes for anything not just writing but life in general

Thank you all for reading this🩶

[ram-bam-writes]

Howdy!

Since there's quite a few of y'all who enjoyed my first fic, I figured I'd give a bit of an introduction about myself and some rules/guidelines of the blog while I work on the full version :>

So... Here we go!

You can call me Ram or Hermes, it doesn't really matter! I'm a 20+ year old college student working towards my BA in Mass Communications and Journalism. My pronouns are it/its, but you can use any if "(derogatory)" is put after said pronoun. If I'm not at least a little insulted at your choice of pronoun, it's the wrong pronoun (/lh)

I love writing, crafting, and creating. Since I can't exercise due to medical issues ('tis I, a disabled hoe!), I developed a love of art and writing as a form of expression :>

I love Top Gun, COD, Marvel, Star Wars, Transformers, and so much more. Like... a lot more.

If you want, you're more than welcome to drop requests or a chat, but given that I am disabled and can struggle to actually type, things may be slow at times. But, I love people, so don't be shy! If you post it non-anonymously, at the very least I will gush about it with you I a dm :>

This is an 18+ blog. Please respect that, and if I suspect a problematic interaction, I will block you. If there's a mistake, give me an anonymous ask with your tag and include your rough age in your bio (ie 18-25 / 18+ / [exact age]) so you can join the Ram Bam Fam!

I tend to write for gender neutral readers without true references to anatomy. This likely will not change, even with a gendered request. There's enough fem stuff in fandoms and I write for fun, so I'll keep it enby or masc at the most. However, I will do trans-based topics. Really, I prefer writing for minorities since we don't get enough rep. This is personal preference, and may fluctuate case-by-case :>

This is a safe place for all minorities. Hate won't be tolerated. I will simply block you. We're adults. Act like it. Trust that I have the maturity to handle my own, and the will to protect my people. And my people include the lovely hoes that enjoy my work, too. So if you're in the Ram Bam Fam, know you can come to me if there's something happening I may not be aware of, and I can offer as much assistance as my disabled self can

This is a growing blog, so feel free to join the ride as I continue to grow! It may be slow or bumpy, but I reckon we'll do just fine :>

Welcome to the Ram Bam Fam!!

~Hermes

[turtletaubwrites]

Hey, I absolutely adore your writing style! Especially in “We’ve all have needs”. Do you think there is a possibility for a Nami and Sanji one shot in the future? I crave him being a service top to her, and I see that you haven’t written them so far.

Thank you, I'm so glad you're enjoying my writing! I sincerely apologize if this wasn't you, but I'm going to use this ask to clarify some things.

Requests are closed, and I wouldn't normally respond this way, but this is the third anonymous ask I've received in less than a week saying that they enjoyed We've All Got Needs, and would like a one shot with Sanji being a pleasure/service top to Nami. I passionately agree, and I put it on my WIP list when I got the first ask, even though requests are closed.

(I have it listed that requests are closed in my bio, on my pinned masterlist post, and on my rules post in case you're not sure where to check.)

Great minds do think alike, so I'm so sorry if you're not the same anon. I've just started anon signatures, so if you'd like to send anon asks to me regularly, you can pick an emoji as your signature and let me know which one you want to end each ask with so I know who's who. (I've got the claimed ones on my pinned profile, so far only -⭐ is taken).

I don't answer asks until I post the fic, so that I can link it and make sure the anon or requester gets the link. But every single idea gets added to my WIP list, even after requests are closed.

I know that my writing speed has slowed down since returning to work, and my recent medication changes have made it difficult for me to get into writing mode. I sometimes miss my manic/medical leave 2k-4k a day posting sprees, but romanticizing mania is b a d.

Lol, my point is, I know I'm not posting as frequently as I used to, or as frequently as I want to. I'm trying to be kind to myself, and I know pushing myself will make the adhd brain say NO altogether. That's why I've closed requests, so I can work on the ongoing requests and fics, as well as the ones I've got waiting in the wings without getting distracted.

I'll be posting another poll soon on which WIP people would like me to write next, but I'm not including the requests that came in after requests were closed.

I love your idea, and it is on my WIP list. I will get to everything on that list, but I can't promise when, especially when they come in while requests are closed.

I totally understand if you don't want to wait that long. There are so many wonderful fic writers around here, and I'd love to see their take on this delicious idea.

Again, I'm sorry if you aren't the same anon that asked for this 3 times this week. I will write this eventually, but if you check out the WIP Update list on my pinned post, you can keep an eye on what I'm focusing on next.

Thank you for the love, anon! I hope you find the perfect fic to read tonight! 🥰🖤

Would any lovely fic writer friends like to fulfill this request in the meantime? I would absolutely love to read it 🙏🏼🤤

[husbandograveyard]

Wait iam but my english is trash i don't really understand what you mean. Please forgive me🥺🥺🙏🙏

Hi, I am going to try and explain as clearly as possible, but there are a few things that are very specific words to Tumblr and it's request culture, so you may have to put this through a translator for help. So your request was what I call a "regular" request for a headcanon (bulletpoint sentences) or a scenario (a full story). Now before you send a request to a writer, you should check their rules (usually in their bio, or in a pinned post on top of their page) and see what they accept, what they don't accept. (For example, the pregnancy you asked for is something not all writers will do, since it can be a sensitive or triggering subject! So that is why you check the rules beforehand). Now, if you go to my rules, you will see that my requests are open (meaning you can send me something) but they are only open for my current event (that's linked in the previous ask, but you can also find it by clicking here).

An event comes with special, different rules than normal requests. The rules for such an event are usually in the post that has the information. In the case of my event, I am only writing alphabet headcanons, one letter per character at a time.

So you're not wrong for sending in a request, just not one according to the rules at the moment.

Also, since you may be a little more new to requesting on tumblr, I wrote this request etiquette a long time ago, but most of the points still stand! :)

I hope this explains it better.

[sugxrslushy]

welcome sinners to my first ever kinktober, I’ve been beyond excited to do this for months so it’s time for prep to begin!! am I doing this early? possibly!! buuut I work best doing things early so it’s time introduce the prompts and rules

posts will be begin on Oct 1st 2022 - Oct 31st 2022

PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE REQUESTING

🩸this is not first come first serve, more so first come first considered. if I don’t feel I can make the characters you requested for work for the prompt it may be denied, once half of the prompts are chosen I will update and you are welcome to send a different one (ONLY OFF ANON ASKS WILL BE ACCEPTED + MUST HAVE AGE IN BIO)

🩸please pick one prompt from the list and give me THREE characters for me to work with!! the prompts are not in order of the day schedule

🩸choose the gender of the reader!! this will help me be more descriptive, my default will be gn (unless the prompt is directed at a certain gender/body). I’m absolutely open to writing for non-cis readers

🩸state the dynamic!! who is receiving?? who’s top and who’s bottom?? and please be mindful that some prompts require multiple characters

🩸there is no specific word limit for this, I write depending on what I believe is enough. please do not think I value any ideas any more or less than others <33 some prompts just fit longer/shorter pieces!!

🩸BE MINDFUL OF PROMPTS LABELED WITH A ⚠️!! these are prompts that contain more dark content (blood, manipulation, possible dub/non-c0n). be wary when picking them, it's no guarantee it'll be included but as a just in case

PROMPT LIST

🥀 toys

🥀 pet play

🥀 lingerie - Law/Izou/Doffy (requested by @juerus)

🥀⚠️ corruption kink - King/Doffy/Law/Mihawk (requested by @lawscorazon)

🥀 overstimulation - Kid/Corazon/Shanks (requested by @riseofdraven)

🥀 edging - Smoker/Robin/Crocodile (requested by @tardiiart)

🥀 hate sex - Zoro/Sanji/Smoker (requested by @sanjithesimp)

🥀 impact play

🥀 threesome (please include two characters) - Ace & Marco (requested by @marco--the--phoenix)

🥀 cuckolding (also please include two characters) - Nami/Sanji/Zoro (requested by @effervescenttgirl)

🥀 cockwarming - Sanji/Ace/Izou (requested by @duck-ee)

🥀 rimming

🥀 begging - Kid/Ace/Sabo (requested by @kiddo-for-pk)

🥀 praise kink - Nami/Zoro/Crocodile (requested by @angliet)

🥀 face fucking 

🥀⚠️ voyeurism - Rayleigh/Smoker/Law (requested by @enby-coffin)

🥀 mutual masturbation - Law/Killer/Smoker (requested by @heartpiratessupremacist)

🥀 choking - Shanks/Law/Zoro (requested by @aji-writes)

🥀 sadism/masochism - Sabo/Shanks/Law (requested by @ace-is-hot-but-law-is-hotter)

🥀 size kink - WB/Fukaboshi/Jinbei (requested by @secretsnailor)

🥀⚠️ incubus/succubus - Perona/Law/Tashigi (requested by @furyianna)

🥀 thigh riding - Shanks/Thatch/Rayleigh (requested by @pebbsie)

🥀 striptease

🥀 body worship - Rosinante/Kanjuro/Bartolomeo (requested by @rosiinante)

🥀 frottage - Ace/Luffy/Sabo (requested by @roronoaswifey)

🥀 tied up - Thatch/Izou/Franky (requested by @itsthefandommash)

🥀 creampie - Ace/Marco/Zoro (requested by @spitfire-of-the-sea)

🥀 pegging - Smoker/Kid/Thatch (requested by @childofblackmaria)

🥀⚠️ devil fruit misuse

🥀 anal - Akainu/Borsalino/Issho

🥀⚠️ yandere

characters no longer being accepted: Ace, Law, Zoro

[soulless-computerbug]

☆~Welcome~☆

ASK BOX IS OPEN!

Commission Slots Open: 0

Inbox: 21

Links:

My Carrd, with my Masterlist, FAQ, and Commission Info. Basically my Main Page.

My Main Blog. This blog will act as an archive to keep all my posts in one place. I will still take asks on both blogs, but all my posts will be reblogged and tagged here.

My AO3, where I post my fic (which this side blog is named after lol) and other standalone fics when I finish them.

My Ko-fi. I don't take donations through Tumblr, but if you like my fics or work, a donation is always appreciated!

Hi! My name is Scrolly, or you can call me Bug. I write for Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, EverymanHYBRID, and Boyfriend to Death. My Main Blog is @scrollypoly, but since I reblog a lot, I decided to make this side blog to reblog all my writings and posts to, to keep it more organized.

Below, you can find my Tags List and Rules:

Rules:

My inbox is always open for headcanons, asking me about characters or OCs, advice, or general discussion. I will make a post when I open for requests, which will be rare as I am a busy person.

I open Commissions a few slots at a time. They are first come first serve, and you can reserve a slot by DMing me here or at my Main Blog. I take payment through Paypal and my prices are on my Carrd.

Please, No Minors or Ageless Blogs on my NSFW Posts. If I see you have no age in your bio when liking or reblogging any of my smut, I will block you. I don't care if you read it, but please don't interact with it unless I know how old you are, it crosses my boundaries.

I reserve the right to delete anything in my Inbox. Hate or spam messages will be deleted with no preamble, and if I don't vibe with a request I probably won't answer it. I also reserve the right to block anyone I want, for any reason. I don't do it often, but just in case I will say that.

My DMs are always open. If you want to chat, or want advice, or just want to talk to someone to bounce ideas off of, you can slide right into my DMs and I will happily chat with you. Please keep in mind that I have a schedule offline though, and may take some time to get back to you.

Tags List:

I have a Discord Server. Please DM my Main Blog if you want to ask about it or join it, and please heed the rules in there.

I also made a Creepypasta Tumblr Community. Its 16+ and invite only, so please dm me if you want a link to join.

Each character will have their own tag for every post I write. Each character will also have their own NSFW tag ("character name" smut) to keep the NSFW posts separate. Each fandom also has its own tag to organize those. Videos, audios, and such will also be tagged respectively.

#FAQ - These posts will hold information that I consider important enough to catalogue for this blog. Not all of them will be my posts.

#pinned - More important posts that can occasionally be pinned to the top of this blog, in case of events or holidays or information.

#important - Other important stuff not related to fandom. Signal boosts, Information, etc will be tagged with this.

#my posts - All my posts, ever. This is more for my Main, but will probably be used here too.

#bug talks - All my chatter or rambles.

#bug friends - My mutuals or people in my server.

#my writing - All my fics, drabbles, wips, requests, etc.

#aubreys dream diary - In-character information posts about my fic or events and characters in the fic. Character bios will be in this tag. This tag also functions as an ask blogging tag.

#aus - We have a couple of AUs my friends and I made, this tag will have everything for all of them. Individual AUs will also be tagged respectively as #goddess au, #professor au, and #elder scrolls au.

#headcanons - Headcanon posts or discussions about different characters

#my art - All my drawings.

#my ocs - All my OC content, or posts that make me think of them. They all have their own tags as well.

#playlists - All the playlists I make, which can be found on my Spotify or my Masterlist on my Carrd.

#scb stuff - Posts, writings, discussion, or art relating to my fic on ao3.

#asks - All my asks that I have answered. Anons will be tagged if they choose one.

#ask game - Various ask memes or games I reblog.

#masterlist - More for me, but these are posts that need to be added to my Masterlist on my Carrd.

Current Projects:

Soulless Computer Boy

My fic on AO3. Eternally working on this one; I try to update biweekly but that aint working out too well. Maybe someday I'll try to summarize it here, but that's hard, so it will wait. It is a Ben Drowned ARG heavy fic though, so theres that.

7 Minutes in Heaven

Oh golly, anyone else remember these? This is a passion project to remake this style of fic with more context and interaction with the characters. A choose-your-own-adventure where you get lost inside a living mansion full of strange characters during one of their parties. Hopefully they don't find out you're "normal", at least, not before you get locked into a closet with them . . .

[sukirichi]

suki’s restaurant is now CLOSED! please read updates after the “keep reading” tab!

thank you for the milestone! it’s really such a huge gift to me since i just started posting jjk content here ten days ago (◕ᴗ◕✿) as a small token of appreciation, all requests are now open and there’s a variety of ingredients you can choose from!

masterlist !

meal guides:

🥞 breakfast - fics longer than 1k word counts

🍙 lunch (headcanons)

🍷 wine (nsfw content)

🍰 snack (timestamps, imagines & drabbles)

🍌 thirsts (ramble with me about our smexy thoughts!) for the brainrots

PLEASE READ:

— this event is officially closed. my asks are only open for the previous anons who i’ve asked to do a redo for any mistakes/restrictions in their previous orders.

— new requests will no longer be accepted. or maybe it will because i’m easily swayed with great ideas but it will no longer be part of the milestone event.

— my writing schedule is only during wednesdays, fridays, and the weekends. some works will be written in advance and scheduled to post daily (if possible.)

— please be patient! as you can see, i’ve got a lot of requests, and i really want your meals to be as pleasing and delicious as possible, so please please be patient. i’m training for med school and i’ve got other responsibilities too. if you want to decline a request if you can’t wait for it, that’s fine. 

— i’m human so...my mind can change any minute, and i could no longer be interested in a certain idea. if that happens, i’ll reply to your ask that i won’t be serving your meal anymore even if it’s here on the list below. it sounds kind of rude, but i wouldn’t want to write something i’m not interested in for the sake of pleasing others, because if i write something i don’t enjoy/am not that interested in anymore, then the meal won’t turn out as good had i been passionate for it. it’s going to be done out of forced productivity and the food might taste bad :<

— the last batch of accepted meals will be marked as ✿

— favorites will be marked as ★. because they’re the ideas i find most interesting and the ones i adore the most, they will take longer to be completed. i really want to give my ultimate best on that and just UNLEASH everything i have in me.

how to order!

✦ choose from the ingredients below

✦ choose your own sugar and spice!

✦ choose from the meal guides above! please specify if you want your request to be

✦ send in your request by dropping it on my ask box!

✦ be as descriptive as you want in your request, i want to make a good meal for you!

✦ example of how to order: 

— breakfast: ingredient 9 + sugar 1 for gojo 

— alternative: 9+1+1+song (optional) + dialogue of choice (optional)

— alternative:  breakfast with wine: ingredient 9 + sugar 1 + spice 1 for gojo

— optional: ingredient 9 + sugar 1 + spice 1 for toji + cookie “starboy by the weeknd” and “you wanna fuck me so bad”

ingredients : au (max of 2 picks!)

CROSSED OUT OPTIONS MEANS IT’S NO LONGER AVAILABLE

✦ sugar daddy au

✦ arranged marriage au

✦ accidental pregnancy au

✦ high school au

✦ university au

✦ med! student au / doctor! au

✦ lawyer au

✦ detective au

✦ ceo au

✦ sugar mommy au

✦ neighbours au

✦ bed sharing au

✦ roommates au

✦ co-workers au

✦ body swap au

✦ soulmate au

✦ fake dating au 

✦ marriage for convenience au 

✦ bodyguard au

✦ assassin au

✦ married au 

✦ love triangle au

✦ mutual pining au

✦ unrequited love au

✦ meet drunk au

✦ meet cute au

✦ siblings’ friend au

✦ friend’s sibling au

✦ established relationship au

✦ breakup au

✦ barista au / coffee shop au

✦ teacher x student au

✦ royalty au

✦ rentboy au 

✦ camboy/camgirl au

✦ ex au

✦ mistaken identity

✦ fuck buddies au

✦ bartender au

✦ tattoo artist au

✦ apocalypse au

✦ playboy au

✦ stoner au

✦ love at first sight au

✦ hate sex au

✦ sleepover au

✦ worthy opponent au

✦ age gap au

✦ loss of virginity au

✦ gangster au

✦ mafia au

✦ bet au

✦ rebound au

✦ drunk hookup au 

✦ bad boy good girl au

✦ amnesia au

✦ reincarnation au

✦ one of them is famous 

✦ one of them doesn’t know the other exists

✦ one of them is oblivious 

✦ one of them is taken already 

✦ polar opposites au

✦ met at the subway au

✦ library au

✦ football player au

✦ canon au (jjk canon)

✦ send me your own au!

sugar: tropes (max of 2 picks!)

CROSSED OUT OPTIONS MEANS IT’S NO LONGER AVAILABLE

✦ best friends to lovers

✦ enemies to lovers

✦ lovers to enemies

✦ strangers to lovers

✦ mutual pining 

✦ unrequited love

✦ forbidden relationship

✦ partners in crime

✦ slow burn

✦ send me your own trope!

spice: (for nsfw requests) (max of 3 picks!)

CROSSED OUT OPTIONS MEANS IT’S NO LONGER AVAILABLE

— here are the kinks/sexual content i’m comfortable writing about. there’s still a lot of kinks idk about so if it’s not here, please feel free to include the spice in the ask!

✦ breeding kink

✦ size kink

✦ stockholm syndrome

✦ age play

✦ agoraphilia (public place kink)

✦ somnophilia (consensual sex where the other is asleep)

✦ breath play

✦ dumbification

✦ cum play

✦ begging kink

✦ praising kink

✦ thigh riding

✦ collaring

✦ face sitting

✦ 34+35

✦ dacryphilia

✦ disciplining

✦ dirty talking

✦ exhibitionism

✦ role playing

✦ gagging

✦ watersports

✦ send me your own kink!

cherry on top : characters

CROSSED OUT OPTIONS MEANS IT’S NO LONGER AVAILABLE

— characters i can write anything for (nsfw & sfw)

: gojo satoru, fushiguro megumi, fushiguro toji, choso, noritoshi kamo, ryoumen sukuna, nanami kento, okkotsu yuta

— characters i can only write sfw for

: itadori yuuji, inumaki toge

— characters i want to write for but don’t think i can write well (nsfw & sfw)

: suguru geto, naoya zenin

— characters i’m MOST eager to write simp for

: fushiguro toji, nanami kento, fushiguro megumi, choso, naoya zenin

additional cookie!

✦ send me a song as a story inspo!

✦ send me your dialogue! (ex. “shut up and kiss me.”)

restaraunt rules : please read!

— i do not write about yandere, stalker, pregnant! reader (unless it’s still until the early age where the belly is still small), non-con, and heavily canon requests 

— nsfw content i won’t write about: period sex, blood play, temperature play, pegging, male characters dressing up as female, monster fucking (sorry, sukuna won’t be getting four arms if you want nsfw for him), bestiality, incest, hypnosis (non-con related)

— not exactly a restriction, but please keep in mind that y/n is still a character for me as the writer. i may or may not add in features that even though isn’t explicit, could be something not suitable for everyone. phrases like, “he peered down at her” sounds neutral enough, but could still be implied that the reader is shorter than the anime character. it’s difficult to write a 100% neutral fic that won’t imply appearance one way or another. if i’ve written anything offensive/upsetting, feel free to tell me about it. i’ll do my best to keep it neutral.

— the reader will always be female bodied in nsfw content

— please be patient! i want to write fics the requester enjoys so i’m going to take my time in preparing your meal!

— i may or may not cook your meal 100% according to your request. depending on my comfort upon the idea, i may have to tweak a detail or two.

— i can refuse your request if i don’t want to write about it for personal or other reasons. i’ll let you know beforehand.

— wine will take longer to be served!

— i will announce if a trope/au/character is no longer open for requests. i feel like some ingredients will be quite common amongst requesters and i don’t want to write for the same thing over and over again. same goes in the manner that if you have a similar request to another, it’ll be fused into one idea/meal.

— if your request contains offensive/uncomfortable content, i won’t even respond back to you. i’ll immediately delete your ask.

— if you still don’t get or are confused by the guides, send me an ask! i’ll happily guide you!

— this event is now closed. i will temporarily be closing my ask box so i don’t get flooded. i’ll open it again tonight for anyone who has questions or just want to drop a message!

hmm...i’m still not sure how to order for my meal.

✧ what if the story/scenario i want isn’t included in the choices above?

— as i’ve stated, please feel free to request whatever you want! the choices are there to give people an idea what they’d like to see, but if it’s not there, you can still request for it as stated in the “send me an au/trope/kink you want!”

✧ what if i don’t have any ingredient, spice, or sugar i want but a song inspo anyway?

— that’s also fine, but it would be preferred if you’re descriptive so your meal could be delivered better and faster. in this case though, i’ll just have to get creative!

✧ what if i want more than one character in the request?

— having others included in the request is fine, but as much as possible, i can only write a maximum of two main characters (the reader excluded)

✧ what if i want to request for the ones you want to write for but you don’t think you can pull it off well?

— just a heads up! i would love to write for them, but because i’m not entirely caught up in the manga, the characters mentioned above aren’t ones i know very well yet. 

✧ not exactly regarding the meal, but i’ve sent you requests from last week. would you still be writing them?

— i’ve received several requests when my bio states that requests are closed. however, because the ideas are actually really precious and i know i’d have fun writing them, i’d still write about them. i just cannot guarantee you’ll receive your meal soon since my requests were closed when you sent them. 

UPDATES:

Day One: breeding kink, size kink, thigh riding, married au, best friends to lovers is NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

Day Two: established relationship au, mutual pining, dumbification, and gojo satoru is NO LONGER AVAILABLE. to the asks that were received before this update, you may check on the requests accepted whether you made it to the cut or not. i’ll update this later. the restaurant will also reach out to you if one of your requested ingredients/spice/sugar/cherry on top did not make the cut. my asks are still open, so please tweak your requests a little bit to what is available! 

Day Two Update 2: Restaurant is CLOSED! spice 6 (somnophilia) is also no longer available! Check the requests accepted to see if you’ve made the cut, the latest and last accepted requests will be marked as ✿! 

requests accepted:

✦ fushiguro megumi

megumi really likes reader and gojo, yuuji, nobara helps him confess

shy megumi who is really flustered and shy around his crush  meals fused into one. read here: not shy

★🥞🍷 40 (tattoo artist au) + 5 (mutual pining) + 2,12,13 (size kink, praise kink, thigh riding) + reader is shorter than megumi and isn’t shy read here: work of art

(★🥞🍷 5 (university au) + 5 (mutual pining) + 12, 3 (praise kink, stockholm syndrome) + virgin megumi) i’ve been outlining this for days but idk...i just can’t seem to form something out of it. i still have it saved but idk if i can still finish, i’ll try my best though.   it’s just challenging to write, sorry :( MEAL UNAVAILABLE

🥞 + 33 (royalty au) + 1 (best friends to lovers)

🍷 + 27 (siblings’ friend au) + 1, 11, 19 (breeding kink, dumbification, dirty talking) + feral megumi (feral megumi supremacy) read here: unstoppable

🥞 + 3, 38 (accidental pregnancy, fuck buddies au) + childhood friends to lovers + baby moments with father! megumi MEAL ORDER 9 & 7 FUSED read here: happy little accidents

★ vampire au + 55 (reincarnation au) + 6 (somnophilia) + vampire markings + blood drinking + nursing megumi...or him nursing you? hmm? (STRUGGLE PAANIK) read here: scarlet

✿ 🍰🍷 23, 38 (mutual pining au, fuck buddies au) might fuse it with request 7  MEAL ORDER 9 & 7 FUSED read here: happy little accidents

✦ nanami kento

jealous nanami with oblivious reader + gojo annoying nanami making nanami confess read here: a little push

comfort & angst fic where reader dates gojo but gojo cheats so she breaks down, leaves him, and nanami comforts reader  it’s too difficult for me to write sorry :(

★🥞 + 33 (royalty au) + 7 (forbidden relationship) read here: violet

🥞🍷 + 21 (married au) +  4 (strangers to lovers) + 2, 12 (size kink, praising kink) MEAL U

🥞🍷 + 23 (mutual pining au) + 1 (best friends to lovers) + 1 (breeding kink) read here: like crashing waves

ingredient 6 (med! student au / doctor! au)  + sugar 7 (forbidden relationship) + spices 12 (praising kink) + dacryphilia read here: overtime

✦ noritoshi kamo

fem!dom reader where nori defends his wife from the elders so she gives him the best night + blowjobs + overstimulation + sub! househusband nori + tit sucking spspss (MEAL UNAVAILABLE)

🍷 + 18 (marriage for convenience au) + 5 (mutual pining) + 18 (disciplining)

🥞 + 21 (married au) + 1,13 (breeding kink, thigh riding) meals fused into one, breeding kink is no longer included | read here: i know

🥞🍷 + 20, 58 (assassin! reader, oblivious! noritoshi) + 13 (thigh riding) + love at first sight + “wait, are you flirting with me?” + “have been since the beginning, thanks for finally noticing.” (BIG BRAIN ENERGY) read here: illusion

✦ gojo satoru

serotonin boost for that lovely anon gojo simp 9487 (i’m going to make this special for you because i love you anon) i was thinking maybe gojo comforts his uni!student s/o? just fluff and some cutesy tootsy to relieve your stress! MEAL FUSED WITH SEVEN

Tokyo by Leat’eq + ice cream shop! au with limited cat themed ice cream, you need to wear cat ears to go order + “nyaa!” read here

🍷 + 44 (hate sex au) + 7 (forbidden relationship) + 12 (praising kink) read here: divine

🥞🍷  + 29 (established relationship au) + 5 (mutual pining) no longer included + 6 (somnophilia) + fused with other request that isn’t listed here read here: sweet angel

✿ 🥞🍷 + 29 (established relationship au) + 12,15 (praising kink, face sitting) + reader runs into awful ex and gets worshipped by gojo like they deserve (queen tingz) + gojo comfort read here: breathless

(✿ 🥞🍷 + 12 (bed sharing au) + 7 (forbidden relationship) + 19 (dirty talk) + magdalena bay : killshot + jujutsu tech goes on a trip, gojo and reader ends up sharing rooms and a twin bed)  i’ve been outlining this for days but idk...i just can’t seem to form something out of it. i still have it saved but idk if i can still finish, i’ll try my best though.   it’s just challenging to write, sorry :( MEAL UNAVAILABLE

★✿ 50,1 (mafia au, sugar daddy au) + spice 8,12 (dumbification, praising kink) wow butterfly anon POPPED OFF | read here: earned it

✿ 33 (royal au) + 5 (mutual pining) + 11 (praising kink) read here: fall from grace

✦ choso my MAN

Tokyo by Leat’eq + ice cream shop! au with limited cat themed ice cream, you need to wear cat ears to go order + “nyaa!” + flustered choso + “onii-chan” read here

★🥞 + 17, 34 (fake dating, rentboy au) + 2 (enemies to lovers) + optional wine read here: easy

soulmate au + forbidden relationship MEAL UNAVAILABLE

✦ inumaki toge

🥞 + 15 (body swap au) + 1 (best friends to lovers) read here: total opposites

🥞 + 10 (sugar mommy au) + 4 (strangers to lovers) BIG BRAIN ENERGY THIS ONE (STRUGGLE PAANIK)  it’s too difficult for me to write sorry :(

★🥞 + 64 (canon au) + 5 (mutual pining) + sensitive first kiss with inumaki, them trapped in a room + yuuji as matchmaker uwu + WALL PIN KISS YES SIR + basically hot af inumaki...debating whether i should turn into wine HMMM read here: delicate

✦ naoya zenin 🙄

naoya putting reader back in their place, LONG SCHLONG CLUB read here: acquainted

✿ deity au + virgin sacrifice for naoya + reader with worship kink (DAMN THIS ONE GOT ME TINGLING, its going to be consensual tho, we all have consent kink in this house) read here: true gift

✦ okkotsu yuta 

🍷 + 53 (bad boy good girl au) + 8,10 (dumbification) read here: good for you

★🥞🍷 + 65 (both are oblivious) + 5,9 (mutual pining, slow burn) + 6,9,16 (somnophilia, cum play, 34+35) MEAL UNAVAILABLE

✿ 🥞🍷 58, 65 (one of them is oblivious, hanahaki disease on reader) + 5,9 (mutual pining, slow burn) + 12 (praising kink + cockwarming) + clumsy first time sex MEAL UNAVAILABLE

✦ itadori yuuji 

🥞 + 21 (married au) + 7 (forbidden relationship) (STRUGGLE PAANIK) it’s too difficult for me to write sorry :( MEAL UNAVAILABLE

✦ toji fushiguro

★✿ toxic toji YES + enemies to greater enemies + toji railing reader in front of someone they’re seeing because he doesn’t want to see you happy but he doesn’t want to “keep” you either (LOL this is so toji, might tweak a little bit) read here: personal disaster

age gap au + size kink, somnophilia read here: shhh

✦ ryoumen sukuna

🥞 + 2 (arranged marriage) + 2 (enemies to lovers) read here: black magic

55 (reincarnation au) + 7 (forbidden relationship) no longer included + unrequited love + home from war inspired read here: home from war: the ending

✿ 🍷 + 38 + master x servant + degrading, edging, begging (oooh degrading aint my kink but let’s see let’s see) MEAL UNAVAILABLE

[unkownknowledge]

OC: CHAOS GOD OF THE VOID, GIOTA

story I'm still working on your requests don't worry, I just wanted to make a few character sheets since I'm not focused enough rn. I'll finish it when I take my meds though I promise.

And this isn't an oc for any show, rather a character from a multiversal mythos I'm making

also, an important term to understand this: 1 god year=5 billion years

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Description:

Giota is a very hot and cool Giota stop changing the text! Atleast change your style of writing so the reader can undead immediately Aw but wheres the fun GIOTA

Fine mister fun police, I'll write like this then. And I'll be cooler than you

Young man I wil... forget it, back on track:

Giota is a shapeshifting god of chaos, void, technological progress, freedom, and being a dramatic bitch.

Hey! I'm not a bitch!....maybe a little

When appearing before mortals he'll often take on the form the viewer imagines when they think of a god of chaos would appear as. Often times when the user knows the basic descriptions of Giota from the 'book of tales' will see him as a angel like statue of bones with numerous cracks, no face, and organ pipe wings.

When meeting with gods outside his domain or when he must meet mortals in a set form, he will take on simple, 10ft tall humanoid form with bone skin, a cracked mouth that cracks more when he speaks, two different colored eyes, and longer than floor length black hair. One of his eyes will be crying water that burns upwards, while the other cries fire that flows downwards. In this form he wears a black trenchcoat, green turtleneck, and purple dad pants.

What the fuck are dad pants?

You know, those usually brown pants that are kinda jeans but soft and actually comfortable.

YOU BITCH MY HUSBAND LIKES JEANS AND HIS PANTS ARE SOFT!

YOUR HUSBAND HAS MARSHMALLOW THIGHS! LITERALLY! OF COURSE HIS PANTS ARE SOFT!

Inside his own domain, or if he's feeling especially done with whatever poor bastard made him upset, Giota takes the form of an innocent ten year old child with soft white steel skin, mile long black hair made of silk, and black eyes made of diamonds. In this form he wears pajamas for to big for him, his mouth leads to a dark void, and he carries around two plushies: a bunny made of roses from his mom, and a plush of his adult form from his husband. Of course he becomes an adult if they do anything adult, so please don't start.

Regardless of his form, even when it's based on the perspective of others, he always wears a large knitted infinity scarf his husband made for whenever he wanted to hide away.

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Powers:

Cool ones

I mean, he's not wrong...

(I should make an ice themed character)

Giota, as a god, has numerous powers related to his domains.

powers of freedom:

inspiring presence- while most gods or beings of power inspire mortals and lesser beings of power to kneel down or bow, Giota’s presence inspires all beings to rise up, to do anything, to do whatever they want, to become the best they can be. this can be used to inspire allies to carry on. However Giota can also let this power run rampant, and free the mind of any shackles, and while this sounds good it really just means removing all morals and causing mass violence, and if he lets it run rampant while in the same dimension he lets it then all life will mutate into eldritch monstrosities of decadence and selfishness. According to him this is to show that balance must be kept between chaos and law.

the torch of liberty- among Giota’s duties as a god of freedom is to liberate the populations of ‘doomed realms’ that have been enslaved. essentially, if a planet in a universe is ruled purely by either law or chaos then the entire universe can be effected, in the case of law it can result in the entire universe becoming one collective conscious. while it’s not common that enslaved worlds occur, however when they do they are the most dangerous of law worlds. to combat worlds like this gods of freedom are given torches that free the minds of the enslaved and bring down holy fire upon the enslavers in the form of the collective will of all the freed people.

powers of technological progress:

cybernetic god-many god-years ago Giota was severely wounded by a rogue god of flesh and a rogue god of metal, to the point even he could not regenerate it. to stop him from dying a cult of his granted Giota cybernetic enhancements. these enhancements integrated into Giota’s flesh as it regenerated and became enhanced in turn by Giota’s divinity, and Giota’s divine power was enhanced then by the cybernetics, resulting in a self sustaining growth in power. while he gladly used this to stop the rogue gods, and once again to destroy an old one, he feels being that powerful would upset the balance of power, so he sealed it in a time lock in time with the seasons and time of day in the void. his power increases from mid day to mid night, and from the end of summer to the end of winter. in the minute of exactly midnight at the end of winter, Giota becomes, in both this multiverse and the old, the most powerful being to exist.

self evolving knowledge- because his position as a god of technology is artificial his powers in it are very weak, being able to only grant full sentience and sapience to machines. he can also create minor miracles of technology, such as summoning a clockwork toy(which he does often)

hey man did you really have to bring up the whole getting my ass kicked thing?

yes, now shut up before I bring up what you sing in the shower

....fucker....

powers of being dramatic:

yeah that wasn't a joke. Giota is the god of being over the top, stylish, and over all flair. in other words, being dramatic

personal sound track- he can cause any song he wants to play when he does anything.

lights, camera, ACTION!- whenever he wants, Giota can cause a bright, sparkling light to emit from his body or behind himself.

my favorite is that one bad bitch’s theme. what’s her name again?

Ragyo Kiyurin?

that's the fucker! terrible taste in morals, but damn does she know how to enter a room.

...can I put sigh when it’s supposed to be me sighing?

powers of the god of chaos

Chaotic existence- for Giota to even exist is, in and of itself, a paradox. he comes from a timeline that never existed, that was on a set path, yet he exist, and he changed the course of the timeline. when he became a chaos god he became a paradox within a paradox, he existed yet did not. to attempt to change any aspect of his being, to take in any part of his being, is to know that which is not there to know, to understand that which is not there, you have to be able to comprehend the very essence of nonexistence to even bare a hair of his getting in your mouth. such a thing easily drives all things that try insane, to the point that every part of their conscience believes that it does not exist.

overwhelming power-chaos gods are only once a multiverse, and with the title comes pure power. such power could turn an infant into an indestructible warrior, however since Giota was already at that level on a mortal scale, and already capable of taking on powerful gods, this power sets him among the highest echelons of divine might.

powers of the god of void

key to nonexistence- the god of the void is the only being who can open the bridge between that which exist and that which does not

rapid regeneration- the void god has an innate ability to regenerate from nearly all damage, even if they are ground to a fine paste. this regeneration is enhanced by the cybernetic enhancements.

speed of darkness- the void god has an innate speed that surpasses light, Giota’s already superhuman speed was enhanced by this.

spear of not- the void god is the sole being in existence and non existence who can wield the spear of not, a finely forged weapon. it is not special beyond being enchanted to withstand godly power and a ‘security lock’ enchantment, however it is still a very well made weapon.

blah blah blah, enough about what I was handed, tell them about my mortal abilities

as Giota just said, and as I’ve brought up before, Giota is extremely powerful even without his powers, he also used to be two other mortals that were less powerful. but over all these were his powers, which he still has.

leather skin- while it might appear or feel like something else, Giota’s skin is exactly like leather armor. this comes from how he was raised as a child to be a powerful warrior and his skin was tanned into hide and treated while it was still on him.

adamantine bone- Giota’s bones were also replaced by an adamantine skeleton when he was a child.

super sonic speeds- during his training as a child, he was taught to be able to surpass the sound barrier on foot.

superhuman strength- his training also trained his body to carry ten tons, however as a mortal he improved that strength to the point he could exert enough force to blast away entire cities by blinking. This power did not come easy.

flight- after training with some monks late in his life, Giota was able to walk on the air, essentially he could fly at the same speed as he could run.

agility- he was trained as a warrior and assassin, so Giota’s training included advanced maneuverability training, including wall running, sneaking across tripwires, etc.

weapon master- Giota is a master in all weapons and various forms of martial arts.

he also has reciev- hey man you good?

I-I’m fine! d-don’t write that I’m crying! 

you...wanna talk about it?

…no...

is it about your mom?

…maybe...

alright take your time.

anyway Giota has a very useful piece of equipment, the cloak of maternity- despite it’s name, it’s actual a cloak that leads to a pocket dimension where Giota carries his weapons and toys. It is called the cloak of maternity because his adoptive mother gave him after he became a god-bounty hunter, she even designed it to help him hide away from people. it even has a designated snack pocket.

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BIO:

Giota was found by his adoptive mother after he destroyed his timeline, as punishment, or perhaps in an attempt to redeem him, she turned him back into a baby. something Giota happily accepted.

After this his life went on as a mortal’s would, only in the realm of divinity: he went to school, went into college, graduated, then entered the workforce. granted the workforce he entered was bounty hunting divine criminals. it was easy for him to get into, after all everything from his past life transferred over to this one, it wasn't long before he was hunting even the deadliest of criminals. while his mom was very supportive, it was still difficult for him to keep in contact with her as he did before moving out, and being a bounty hunter was hardly a sociable job. it wasn't long before Giota fell into depression, and then to drugs. for twenty three god years his life was an endless cycle of contract killing, payment, and wallowing in chemical joy. But at the end of all blinding lights, there is a welcoming darkness.

Giota had become the personal bounty hunter of the god of law and time: Ceerus. one day while leaving after receiving a contract, he met the god’s child, a boy his age named Dyalta.

It was thanks to Dyalta that Giota ever kicked drugs, or got out of depression, and thanks to Dyalta Giota managed to find happiness in anything other than a syringe.

Even the reason he found love.

rise to godhood

Giota became a god after an old god, named the Red slaughter, destroyed the entire universe. this was a catalyst for Giota, who had died previously, to return with his newly awakened god powers. I don't want to go into to much detail in this aspect as I intend to write it at some point.

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hey man you good yet? 

a little bit. Dyalta came by and gave me some cookies.

that's good buddy, I’m gonna describe your personality ok?

alright.. I’m gonna go home now.

alright man, take care.

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personality

do note that this is a bit hard for me to do. I’m more used to just writing a character. I’ll just post two short stories here to try and get his personality across. I made them in school last year.

ok so after looking at it the second one is twelve pages long. so I’m gonna post that elsewhere on here. to give context: this is after a wedding between Dyalta and Giota was interrupted. if you’d like to see more about him then feel free to interact or request him.

elavator story

Giota shifted uncomfortably to make room for his soon to be father in law as the man stepped into the lift.

“Soooooo…” Giota pressed their floor “wonderful, um, siege we’re having.”

Ceerus just keeps his eyes on the door “sure.”

“So how's the uh, wife?”

Ceerus sighed “locked in a tower, that we are invading.”

“Mhm, yup.”

‘Maybe I should try calling him dad.’

“So what did you think of my swordsmanship d-dad.”

Ceerus visibly restrained himself “it was fine ten- Giota.”

The elevator stopped, probably because of security.

“Oh maker damnit,” Ceerus tries rewinding the shut off, but it doesn't work “and it’s godproofed!”

“This reminds of this one time me and Dyalta wen-”

Ceerus put his hand to Giota’s mouth “if you end this story in anything less than fully clothed I will end your fake hide.”

Giota scratches his head nervously “Well I didn't, but Dyalta lost his shirt and well,” Giota notice Ceerus drawing his blade “b-but it was for a sword fi- wait bad wording, it was for a-you know- assasination thing!”

Ceerus sighed and sheathed his sword “look, you dusting mongrel, I don’t like you, you pretend to like me, let’s just try and not kill each other and maybe by the end of this, I won’t flay your ass at the altar.”

Well atleast now they both agreed on something: this was going to be a long crusade.

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ok that's that! not a very good character sheet but hopefully it got enough across to be interesting. I’ll end this off with some quotes I want him to say but have never gotten the chance to write out:

“hey Ceerus how’s the kid? oh thats right! in my bed, waiting patiently.” following Ceerus being exceptionally annoying.

“you know something? I try to be nice, I always smile, always banter with my targets. you know, try and be friendly. but then some RED MOTHERFUCKER, POSSESSES MY HUSBAND, WAKING ME UP FROM ETERNAL SLUMBER, AND NOW I ONCE AGAIN HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE GOD’S MESSES!”

*crying into Dyalta* “and then he said my clothes were stupid,” *sobbing* “I tried really hard on these!”

“this multiverse, to us gods, is wet paper mache. so easy to break, one wrong move and POP,” Giota flexes his finger and causes an ocean to split open for a solid ten seconds, “the very fabric of reality is gone. and you. you insuferable MOTHER FUCKERS have the AUDACITY TO COME IN HERE, AND TEAR IT ALL TO SHREDS! well assholes, if this reality is paper mache to you, and I’m stronger than you, take a wild gues as to what you are to me.”

(tagging: @storytravelled, @3lectro-heart, @genshin-obsessed)

[moonlit-han]

a sweet ride ↠ yang jeongin

genre: bad boy!jeongin, high school au, fluff word count: 3.5k warnings: swearing, mention of smoking & underage alcohol consumption, almost suggestive request: yes (yangomangos, prompt included: “Don’t cry.”) a/n: this one’s for the jeongin enthusiasts~ 

✧ masterlist & tag list info in bio ✧

↠↞

every morning as you wait outside your high school for classes to start

you hear the thunder of his motorcycle

it’s loud, mildly obnoxious, and occasionally spits out fumes

but you don’t care

you actually like the sound of the bike and how the vibrations rumble in ur chest

it’s a sleek black and built almost entirely by him: old chassis, long handle bars, and a satisfying growl as the engine ignites

if you stand too close when he pulls up in the parking lot in the morning, you can feel the vibrations coming through the pavement

(your mum would probably lock you in a tower only a knight could enter if she ever found out you’d been on a motorcycle

…..not that you’d been on one

yet (ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)? )

the owner of that motorcycle is your high school’s one and only bad boy

♡･｡.:*.ﾟyang jeongin ﾟ.*:.｡･♡

(but please call him “I.N.” because he’s actually out of the preppy, popular crowd  ( ｀^´ ) )

he could ride that motorcycle straight through your heart and you wouldn’t care

okay maybe not your heart bc that would hurt (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

but definitely through your bedroom

that would be

f i n e (⊙‿⊙✿)

……….

all your friends cover their ears and turn away when jeongin pulls up

there isn’t a rule against a senior having a motorcycle and riding it to school

there are people who drive cars to school and that’s fine

he has a license and always wears a helmet

and he wears a thick leather jacket and heavy, black boots

(you’ve seen those boots

they look like they could stomp through concrete or smth)

there is no way he wouldn’t be safe

well, besides the fact that he rides a motorcycle

but you, still not caring, just kinda stare as he rides into the parking area in front of the school

he always does this cool lil swing into his designated “motorcycles only” spot

and then takes off his helmet

to do that fucking hair shake that you always see in movies

that can only mean “hot guy on a motorcycle”

fucking hell

oh and he then runs his fingers through his black hair

to make it appropriately ~windswept~

and, yes, he looks way too god damn hot

unnecessarily so in your humble opinion (๑`^´๑)

you almost flip your shit every morning just bc of him

he’s handsome like a fucking movie star

angled cheekbones, a defined nose and chin, a jawline so sharp it could ki— it could seriously hurt you

and don’t even start on his eyes

jeongin’s eyes are so dark you often wonder if they’re actually brown

if he looks at you in the halls, you immediately get the sense he could somehow see into your soul

and, judging by the dark aura he has, probably can

jeongin isn’t particularly horrible or anything, but he’s known throughout the school to, honestly, not give a flying fuck

about anything

he’s….a little chaotic

for example, he flouts any rule he doesn’t like

and he talks back if a teacher says something he doesn’t agree with

(this has lead to some very heated discussions in class

although, you were actually inclined to agree with him most of the time, since he usually brings up some good points and such

(it’s generally a good idea, you’ve mused on a regular basis, to treat people like human beings and not like machines only in existence to produce goods and perform services to a select few)

most of your classes are with him

and he’s really smart

like the kind of smart where he barely does any work but still passes the class with an A

i mean, who said he could do that??!!?!

who allowed such sorcery

heCk

and you know he’s passed all his courses

he may or may not occasionally smoke or drink behind the school but you know for a fact there are people who do much worse and nobody says anything about them

maybe it’s the leather

and the moodiness

but um;;;;; that’s kinda hot, you know?

you’re not really sure why people think he’s the “bad boy”...

you’ve never seen or heard him be mean or rude to anyone, so how bad can he be?

okay okay yes you’ve seen the knife hilts poking out of his boots

but who the fuck cares?!! ( • ̀ω•́ ) 

it’s not like he’s ever pulled them on anyone

that you know of

.............

OH

and you’re pretty sure he knows you kinda watch him, too

bc one day he parked his bike facing the school instead of away

and you were just ~there~ as usual

but feeling very alone and exposed

since your dumbass friends had all decided to abandon you in your hour of need by walking away just before he rode up

and then, like a herd of sheep, they all turned to watch you as he did

ahahah friends? what are they?! nah don’t need them;;;

so there you were standing out on the pavement

very obviously looking at him

w e l p  Σ(☉‿☉✿)Σ(☉‿☉✿)Σ(☉‿☉✿)

but, of course, he just had to look up

and this lil shit winked at you

actually winked

EXCUSE ME YANG JEONGIN

W H A T

;;;;;;;;;;;;

your friends teased you all day

“ooooh look it’s lover boy”

“shut up shut up shut up”

“but he just lookeD AT YOU”

“you’re lying”

“Y/N YOU FOOL”

“HHHHHHHH”

and it only gets worse from there (....um, you sure about that y/n?)

now whenever jeongin arrives in the mornings

he makes a point at looking over at you

you don’t always notice, unfortunately

and he ends up with a sad lil smile on his face bc he knows you’re having fun with your friends

but fuck!!!!

you’re just so!!! cute!!!!!

how can he not notice you??!!!

especially when you’re in all of his classes

and obviously watch for his motorcycle every morning

it makes him feel kinda cool, tbh

he’s also noticed that you like strawberries

a  l o t (≧◡≦)

as in, your backpack is a strawberry

you have strawberry pins on said strawberry backpack

your raincoat has a pattern of strawberries on it

your pencil case may or may not be a lil cat eating, yes, a strawberry

SO

jeongin being the smooth guy (he thinks) he is

gets you a strawberry sweetbread

and is all excited to give it to you

so after class on friday, he decides today’s his chance

(also, the sweetbread isn’t gonna last forever alfdjghafkgj)

aaaand you both try to walk out the door at the same time

which doesn’t work

but WOW YOU’RE NOW REALLY CLOSE TO HIM

jeongin: *vibrates*

ACTUALLY TOUCHING SHOULDERS

WHAT

…..fuck (￢_￢;)

and since when do you smell really good, too?? alkjhsjfghajhf

jeongin’s just a little overwhelmed, you know?

ANyWaY;;;;;;

y/n, blushing furiously: “oh my god sorry”

jeongin, spluttering: “no, no after you”

((oh wow his voice dropped since the last time you saw him

how is that even possible??? guys….))

after a couple tries back and forth through the doorway

(your teacher’s trying not to laugh in the background)

you finally both make it out of the classroom

and you start to speed walk away since your friends are waiting so you all can hang out

“hey, y/n!” comes down the hall after you

ALSDJHADJFLHG what ;;

you turn around quickly to find jeongin standing right behind you

“um, so i noticed you really like strawberries”

e x c u s e  m e (O_O);;;

first of all:

yang jeongin—your school’s super hot bad boy, the guy you’re only a little obsessed with bc he rides a motorcycle, the inexplicably brilliant student, and total badass—just spoke to you

WHAT

((really, Y/N?? r e a l l y?????))

second of all:

he’s holding something wrapped in absolutely adorable cat (and strawberry) wrapping paper

that’s completely against his aesthetic

but matches yours to a tee ( ◡‿◡ ♡)

huh….

“y/n?” *holds out package*

you have to mentally shake yourself a little

but you’re back now

hhhHHHH

“me?”

“Yeah, I got you this. I hope you like it.” (●´ω｀●)

“thanks?” you say a bit lamely

you take the package and get a whiff of sweetbread

s w e e t b r e a d!!!! (*♡∀♡)

ajfhakljfhgjdsfgh your fav

you’d half expected jeongin to blast on outta there asap

but now he’s just standing in front of you, just kinda shifting back and forth

wait…is he nervous??

you slowly unwrap the package, careful not to damage the wrapping paper

(you are so going to reuse it or hang it on the wall or something ajdsdjfg)

and inside is a rounded sweetbread with strawberries delicately placed on top amongst swirls of pink icing

you gasp quietly

fucking hell it’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen

jeongin’s just watching you, a small smiling spreading across his face

(which you don’t notice bc  b r e a d)

you take a small bite of the treat and

。*:゜♡ヽ(*’∀’*)/♡゜:。*。

IT’S SOOOOO GOOD!!!!

you take another bite before looking up at jeongin and you finally see his smile

( ◡‿◡ ♡) (♡‿♡) (*♡∀♡)

it’s actually the best thing you’ve ever seen

there’s so much genuine happiness, and just a hint of mischievous mirth, in his smile

you feel like you’re looking into the sun, it’s so bright

why did jeongin, of all people get you, of all people, a sweetbread?

jeongin, completely unable to look cool anymore and shifting back and forth on the balls of his feet: “is it good?”

“OH MY GOD YES!!!”

and then you do something you never thought you’d do

ever

in the whole world ever

you throw your arms around yang jeongin’s neck

and give him a really big hug

his arms come up and around you to hug you back almost immediately,

which you were expecting even less than your own actions

but his hug is wonderful, even if he’s holding you like fine china

in a moment, you remember yourself and quickly step back

jeongin is blushing so much that he looks like a strawberry

(so good you just wanna eat him up (◕‿◕))

((y/n pls,,,,, not here....))

and you know you’re blushing just as much

you splutter an apology and run off down the hallway

and because you’re running off,

you don’t notice that jeongin is staring after

like a lovesick puppy (◕︵◕)

your friends are all over you about the sweetbread

bc they love it too

but you just say that you forgot you’d brought it with you that day

for some reason, you didn’t want to tell about your encounter with jeongin

when you get home, you savor the sweetbread,

remembering the warmth of jeongin’s smile~

the next friday, you’re outside at the picnic tables during lunch

it’s an absolutely beautiful day, with a light breeze~ (⌒ω⌒)

against the better judgement and fervent suggestions of your friends

you decide that it’s a great idea to get on top of one the tables

and dance

why?

someone had started playing ABBA’s “Dancing Queen”

no one can resist that song

so you’re having the time of your life

just dancing around on the table that your friends have since vacated bc they

a) don’t want to get kicked in the head, and

b) feel quite embarrassed to associate with you while you’re like this

......traitors (๑`^´๑)

and as anyone with an ounce of sense does when dancing to ABBA

you occasionally close your eyes in happiness

and suddenly you’ve stepped into air

your heart lurches and your eyes fly open 

and your mind goes completely blank with panic

but you never reach the ground

you’re now surrounded by the smell of leather, metal, and.....

boy

someone had saved you from falling

the arms holding you are strong and well-muscled

and, surprisingly, comfortable

“i’ve got you,” a voice murmurs

you look up into the face of none other than jeongin

(⊙__⊙✿) 

welp

you think to yourself “what... i thought he didn’t care about people??”

((nope y/n, he cares about YOU bc you’re the cutest and so lovely))

he smirks down at you, then sets you back down on the ground

“try to be more careful. okay, y/n?” he says, smoothing a wayward piece of your hair, then just walks off

you blush

(this seems to be becoming a common occurrence with jeongin)

and just stand there, dumbfounded

as jeongin saunters away to sit under a tree at the far end of the lawn

it’s a good saunter, and the tight, black skinny jeans only help (⊙ __ ⊙);;;;

your friends rush you, asking if you’re okay and asking what was up with jeongin

you say that you have no idea

......although, that’s not entirely true

since you now have a sneaking suspicion that *gasp* jeongin might have a crush on you?

maybe??

(hopefully!! (ﾟ▽ﾟ｀*)?) 

your friends just continue dithering as you stare at jeongin, who’s watching you right back

he winks

ALKJSDHGAKLDJFGADJKFGBADJF

you really wish he’d stop doing that bc it’s making your heart pound like a herd of horses and now yOu CAn’t EveN THinK

FUCK!!

later that day as school’s letting out

jeongin comes up to you, leather jacket slung over his shoulder

he’s got on a black t-shirt with the sleeves rolled up a couple times

and ooooooh my

you’d never noticed before

(well, besides during lunch when he caught you)

but yang jeongin has really nice arms

and pecs (⊙‿⊙)  

and now you’re staring (oh fuck,,,,, not again)

“uh;;;; hi, jeongin!” you manage to squeak out alkdjfhsldjf

“hey, i was wondering if you wanted a ride”

eXCusE Me wHAt??? ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)

“on the motorcycle. i have an extra helmet, since my sister sometimes rides with me”

O H 

your mouth takes control before you even have time to think

“sure! i’d love to!!”

a minute later, you’re standing in front of that sleek, black motorcycle that you’ve admired for months

the young man riding it helps the matter quite a lot, too

there’s even this little carrier container on the back of the bike that he puts his (small) backpack into

he reaches out for yours and stows it

then, jeongin hands you a helmet with lime green racing stripes on its sides

you briefly wonder if his sister is anything like him

probably

“have you ever ridden a motorcycle before?” jeongin asks

you shake your head, unable to speak bc you’re so excited and also kinda nervous

your mom’s words fly through your head

don’t you dare get on a motorcycle, y/n. ever. don’t you dare! they’re too dangerous by half and— well, if i ever find out you’ve been on one, you won’t be allowed out of the house, except for going to school, for a month. you mark my words, y/n! (; ･`д･´)

you promptly ignore her voice in your head and slid the helmet down over your head

the world suddenly becomes slightly more vibrantly colored as the visor shields your eyes

jeongin had swung his long legs over the bike, straddling it with his feet still on the ground

“so, the important thing is to stay in line with me. what i mean is that if i lean to one side or the other, you’ve gotta lean with me. otherwise, we’ll fall over and that really wouldn’t be good. just hold on tight to my waist and, sorry i don’t mean to sound rude, but please don’t scream.”

jeongin looks only a little rueful as he says that

but you don’t blame him

you wouldn’t want someone screaming in your ears as you tried to concentrate either

“okay, right. lean with you. hold on tight,” you say

jeongin sits down, one foot still on the ground, and pats the seat behind him

“come on! take a seat—i promise you’ll be fine, y/n”

tentatively, you clamber onto the motorcycle behind jeongin

and wrap your arms around his waist

you can feel . . .

holy shit his abs feel like a fucking washboard

ExCuSE mE?????!!!! (＠_＠)

heCk

((y/n, pls. calm down;;; we know he’s got muscles))

so um,,,, yeah

it’s really actually quite comfy to lean against his back

but then hen he lays his hands over yours

and looking back over his shoulder says, “ready, babe?

B A B E

HHHHHHHHHHHH

***y/n has officially malfunctioned***

damn tho

this boy is bold as fuck

wow

you’re not exactly complaining

bc you now know that you like being called “babe”

it makes you feel special (✿◠‿◠)

and you like how it sounds coming from jeongin

you can tell jeongin is grinning under his helmet

“yep, i’m ready,” you manage to say

and then you feel and hear the thunder of the engine igniting

it’s exhilarating and you hadn’t even started moving yet

jeongin yells over the engine “hold on!”

in one smooth motion he kicks the kickstand up, brought his foot off the ground, released the brake and clutch

and then...

and then you feel like you’re flying

even though you’re not going 70 mph (113 kph)

the wind tears at your clothes

making you feel freer than you’d ever felt before~

you thought you’d guessed what it would feel like to ride on a motorcycle

but even your wildest imaginings couldn’t come close to reality

you hold on tightly to jeongin’s waist, feeling every shift of his body as he guides the motorcycle along the roads surrounding your school

all too soon you find yourself back in the parking lot of your high school

you don’t release your hold on jeongin until after he’s shut off the engine

jeongin takes off his helmet, shaking his hair as usual, and hangs it on a handlebar

then he turns on the seat

you lean back

but jeongin reaches out and gently removes your helmet to place it on the seat between the two of you

even without touching it, you could feel that your hair was mussed

so you shake out your hair, too

and immediately understand why jeongin does it

you feel strangely powerful and a bit sexy

it’s a fun, new feeling

jeongin smiles like you’re the loveliest flower he’s ever seen

and, for the second time that day, tucks a strand of hair behind your ear

“how was it?” he asks, a look of concern on his face

you beam, feeling infinitely more at ease around jeongin

“amaaaaazing!”

“yeah? oh, don’t cry, y/n”

“what? oh” you realize that you are, indeed, crying

you wipe the tears from your face

after all, they’re just tears of happiness

“jeongin, it was incredible, oh my god. can we do it again? please?”

he laughs, throwing his head back 

and you glimpse the dimple at the base of his throat

“maybe another day, babe” jeongin concedes

you pout

“oh, okay. thank you”

there’s a look in jeongin’s eyes that you can’t quite place

is it sadness? fondness? desire?

he exhales, then the corner of his mouth quirks up

you feel the warmth of his fingers caress your cheek

“y/n, may i kiss you?”

***yet again, we regret to inform you that y/n has malfunctioned***

what the ever loving flipping fuck

d— did jeongin just,,,,

did he?

ALKJHGALKJFHG;AKLHFGAKLJGHKAJH

“i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable” jeongin says in a rush, dropping his hand

shit.

SHIT!

“no no no!! it’s fine, yes. please. that’s fine. that would be— that would nice. yes, very nice.”

wow you sounded almost hysterical

“good,” jeongin says simply

and leans in to softly press his lips to yours

you immediately kiss him back

and feel him smile against your mouth

just a moment later, he draws back, respectful, a question in his eyes

you chase his lips, not wanting to waste the precious opportunity to actually be kissing the yang jeongin!!

his hands come up to cup your neck

and you rest your palm against his chest, feeling the trembling beat of his heart

he tastes like like elderberry and cinnamon and clove all wrapped into one intoxicating milieu 

you could kiss him for days and never tire

after what seems like hours, you break apart

“y/n,” jeongin begins

“oh just shut up and keep kissing me,” you say without hesitation, surprised at your own boldness (again)

it seemed that was becoming a habit around jeongin, too

he doesn’t bother responding

and, instead, kisses you until you’re breathless

again, you feel like you were flying

* . ∗ ̥ ⋆ ݃ *♡٩( ｡⌒▽⌒｡)۶♡* ݃ ⋆ ̥∗ . *

[k-llama-llama]

Wei Wei

Seventeen AU: 14th member

Rei x Seventeen

When Minghao met Rei.

Rei is not a permanent addition so if you have requests let me know…but she’s just an idea I had. She is NOT cannon with the rest of my AUs.

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“There’s a lot of people living together, right?” Minghao asked.

Jun nodded. “A few have moved out, but there’s still a lot of us. But everyone is nice.”

“I heard there was a girl, too?” Minghao followed him as they climbed the steps to the practice room. “Is that true?”

“Yeah, Rei-Rei. She’s 13 but she’s sweet. I’m sure you’ll like her. And she’ll love you. She basically adopts all of the new trainees.”

The practice room was the first door out of the stairwell, and when they stepped inside, it was almost empty. Minghao breathed a sigh of relief, before spotting two people sitting in the corner.

“You have to connect these two.” A boy was saying. “Then when you pronounce it, it’ll sound more natural.”

“But that doesn’t follow any of the rules you just taught me.” The girl complained.

Jun cleared his throat. “Hey, guys.”

“Hey.” The guy climbed to his feet. “I’m Jeonghan. You must be the one moving in today, right?”

“Xu Minghao.” They shook hands. “It’s really nice to meet you.”

Jeonghan glanced behind him, gesturing for the girl to stand.

Minghao studied her. Obviously, this was the one that Jun had called Wei-Wei. He hadn’t expected to be training with a girl, but having another Chinese teammate might be cool. She was young, though, as evidenced by the fact that her hair was in pigtail braids, and she was wearing a school uniform with her shirt untucked from her skirt.

“Ni Hao.” She said quickly, before declaring in accented Korean. “I’m going to change.”

She picked up a gym bag and hurried from the room. 

“Sorry about that.” Jun winced. “She normally isn’t that shy.”

“She hasn’t been the same since Samuel left.” Jeonghan noted, talking more to Jun than to Minghao. “I think she’s trying not to get attached in case people leave.”

“She’s....sad?” Minghao said weakly, certain that he was missing part of a broader context needed to understand why she was so quiet.

“I guess.” Jun shrugged. “But she’ll warm up to you.”

“You’re ready for practice?” Jeonghan changed the subject. “Everyone should be here soon.”

For the next week, Wei-Wei avoided Minghao like he was the plague. She didn’t say a word to him, only nodding politely any time she was forced to interact with him. The other boys assured him that she would warm up to him eventually, but he just didn’t see it happening. He wasn’t if it really bothered him because he wanted to be friends with her, or just because he was annoyed that she didn’t like him.

It was after eleven at the dorm, and he was busy getting ready for bed. He had a bottom bunk, and was trying to spread out his blankets when he heard a bang from the other room.

Standing curiously, he stepped through the door. Some of the boys were in the living room, but none of them had moved at the noise, so he peeked into other bedroom. For a moment, he couldn’t figure out what he’d heard - and then his eyes landed on a textbook lying on the floor. 

Glancing up, he saw Wei peering over the railing of her bunk, staring at it.

He knelt and picked up the heavy textbook, which he noted was for math, and handed it back to her. She took it with both hands.

“Xie Xie.” She whispered, looking away quickly.

“Do you have a lot of homework to do?” He asked in Chinese, hoping that she might open up if he started the conversation.

Wei-Wei stared at him for a moment longer than was comfortable, before she shook her head.

He leaned against the wall, happy that she was answering, even if it was only a little bit. “Do you not like math? I was pretty good at it and I can-”

“I don’t speak Chinese.”

“What?” He barely heard her.

She shook her head, clutching the textbook to her chest. “I don’t speak Chinese.”

“But you....” He struggled to switch into Korean, having so strongly associated her with Chinese in his mind. “You just did.”

“I just wanted to make you feel at home.” She bit her lip. “Sorry.”

“But your name is Wei-Wei.” He exclaimed. 

“Wei-Wei? What do you....” Her face broke out into a grin. “Rei-Rei.”

“Rei-Rei?” He repeated the name. “Your name is Rei-Rei?”

“That’s what Jun calls me.” She confirmed. “But my name is Kobayashi Reita.”

“Japanese?” He tilted his head, trying to process. “I think I misunderstood some things.”

Rei laughed. “You thought I was Chinese this whole time?”

“Yes! I didn’t understand why you never answered me when I asked you something.”

Rei collapsed back on the bed, and it took him a minute to realize that the wheezing sound he was hearing was her laughter, and not an imminent demonic posession.

“That’s hilarious!” She exclaimed. “I don’t even speak Chinese.”

“Clearly.” 

“Don’t worry, you can teach me.” Rei sat up. “Hey, are you any good at math?”

“I just said that-” He recalled that she hadn’t actually understood any of what he said. “Uh, yeah. I’m pretty good.”

“Awesome, because I have three more pages to do before bed.” She patted the spot next to her on the mattress. “Come on up.”

Minghao hesitated, before deciding that this was probably the moment where he would actually become friends with her, and quickly scaled the ladder onto her bed. 

Her mattress was covered in school supplies, all lying on top of a rainbow tie-dyed blanket. Rei scooted over to make room for him, placing a sheet of paper in front of him.

“Which problem?” He looked at the sheet.

“All of them.” She opened the textbook. “Here.” She held out a pen, a pink one with a fluffy pom-pom on the end.

He took the pen. “How do you normally do your homework?”

“Copy off Chan. Or sometimes Mingyu won’t let me and then I have to get Shua to help. But if you’ll help me I won’t even have to ask them! You will help me, right?” She looked at him expectantly.

He sensed that this was some sort of test. “Of course.”

“Great.” She clapped her hands. “You do that, and I’ll find the cookies. I know I hid them around here somewhere.”

“Cookies?” He blinked as she started rifling around under her pillow.

“Yeah.” She glanced up, noticing that he wasn’t working. “Do you not understand the question?”

“Nope, working on it.” He looked back quickly at the sheet.

[f1nalboys]

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WILL WRITE

→x reader

→character x character

→poly relationships (reader x characters)

→threesomes/throuples

→platonic relationships

→afab/amab/gn/trans readers + any pronouns (i default to afab and fem/gn pronouns in nsfw fics and gn in sfw fics unless specified!!! pls dont be afraid to request with specifics!!!)

→any sexuality

→nsfw

→sfw

→angst

→fluff

→gore/violence

→dub-con

→cnc

→yandere!character

→dom and sub/ top and bottom!reader/character 

→mental/physical illnesses*

→insecure!reader*

→plus sized!reader/character

→intoxicated character/reader (drugs and/or alcohol)

→ghostface!reader or ghostface!character

→dark themes (stockholm syndrome, murder, abuse, etc etc… these are horror movie villains im writing for, i feel like this is a bit of a given)

*these will be a case by case basis! if you are interested in something not listed, please feel free to dm/send an ask and ill lyk!! 

WON'T WRITE

→ANYTHING involving minors in romantic/sexual situations

→incest (including step family or adopted family)

→race play

→age play

→non-con

→beastiality

→bathroom kinks

→vomit

→omegaverse

→pet play (im chill with collars/ownership type stuff or pet nicknames like bunny, kitty, puppy, etc, but i won't write anything where reader or character acts like an actual animal)

→crossover fics (at least not for requests, could change)

→fics where the reader is put into whatever movie and knows its a movie (i dont think i write things like this very well lmfao)

KINKS ILL WRITE

(if something isn't listed and you're curious, feel free to ask! im pretty open!!)

→dom/sub dynamics

→daddy/mommy kink (just title)

→degradation/praise

→age gap

→infidelity

→choking

→breeding kink

→free use

→somnophilia

→knife/gun/weapon play

→blood play

→pain/impact play

→bondage

→dracryphilia

→dilf/milf scenarios

→intoxication play 

→spitting

→slapping

→public/semi-public sex

→group sex

→threesomes

→mutual masturbation

→sex toys

→period sex

→voyeurism

→cucking

→one night stand

→corruption

→power play

→pegging

→marking (hickies, bruises, branding, scars, etc)

→dumbification/bimbofication (depends on the character/scenario)

→and more i genuinely cannot think of rn…. look at any of my previous fics or posts to see the type of stuff i write!!

[gameimagines]

I just found this blog yesterday, but was too tired to send anything! Now I am well rested and I see you are interested in pkm sword&shield request and I live to please~ If you would, could I have some random domestic hcs for raihan, leon and milo? Like sleeping hcs, bed hcs, mornings and stuff? Also I was wondering if you had rules? If yes I couldn't find them by tag so I wasn't sure if you were okay with angst or slightly edgy stuff,,,

Requested by: this lovely anon :)

Fandom: Pokémon SWSH

Notes: thanks for the request! I need to link the rules in my bio but here’s a link right here . I’m cool with angst and slightly edgy things!

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Raihan

Most likely to say “sleep is for the weak” when told he needs to go to bed

Stays up way too late and consequently, wakes up way too late

Sleeps in just his underwear

Probably wakes other people up (don’t keep your ringer on) by spamming their dms with memes he found on Instagram

Sets five different alarms to wake him up

Doesn’t really like coffee but he’ll drink some if it’s around for the caffeine

Goes on morning runs (sometime between 10:30-12:00)

Has taken a gym selfie and captioned it: “rise and grind”

Sleeps on his left side

Wants to cuddle his significant other at night but it’s really hard to share a bed with Raihan - he’s a kicker

Gets really hot at night. He has one blanket and that’ll be kicked off of him before the night is over

Raihan’s room is actually fairly tidy (due entirely to the fact that he takes mirror selfies in there). Never makes his bed tho

Pretty meticulous about teeth care because of his little fangs. His dentist loves him because Raihan is the only patient who always flosses daily

Always stocked up on three different kinds of cereal despite always having a protein shake for breakfast

Leon

Also guilty of staying up late, but somehow always manages to wake up on time

A light sleeper

Leon turns his phone off before bed because of Raihan’s late night spam

His alarm clock wakes him up at 8 am. Sleeping in to him is staying in bed till 9:30 am

Sleeps in actual pajamas

Stays flat on his back and doesn’t move at all when he sleeps. Honestly, Leon looks like he’s dead

Isn’t big on spooning during bedtime but is fine with his significant other curling up beside him

Doesn’t need a lot of sleep but if he gets less than 5 hours he’s going to be a little less charismatic

Cannot sleep without a pillow

A lot of people assume Leon’s messy hair is a bad case of bed head. Unfortunately, he doesn’t suffer from naturally unruly hair, Leon intentionally styles it that way

What he lacks in hair care he makes up for in skincare

He’s probably been in a skincare commercial, let’s be real

The Champion loves oatmeal. His favorite flavor is brown sugar topped with fresh berries

Also a big fan of hard boiled eggs

Milo

Heavy sleeper. Has a super loud alarm clock that goes off at 6:00 am every morning

Big believer in “early to bed, early to rise...”

If he’s having a hard time falling asleep, he’ll turn on some rainfall white noise

Sleeps in his boxers with an old t-shirt on

Milo has to get up early and tend to the farm Pokémon

Probably goes to bed at 10:00 pm

“Milo, come out with us tonight!” “Sorry, no can do. I have to herd the Wooloos in the morning. The farm won’t tend itself!”

Pillow fiend. Milo’s bed has six pillows on it. It’s very comfy

He has a Wooloo pattern quilt! His other blankets are green and a pale yellow.

Because Gossifleur and Eldegoss like to sleep on the edge of his bed with him, Milo splurged a little and bought a massive king sized bed

Starts out on his back but will shift around once or twice during the night. Wants to fall asleep with his s/o in his arms!

Milo texts his significant other “good morning, sunshine :)” when he wakes up

Cooks himself a hearty breakfast most mornings. It consists of eggs, grits, sausage and a huge glass of Moomoo milk

Milo drinks a ton of milk. Always says it helps him grow strong (he used to say it helps him grow big and strong but well... he still turned out fairly short)

Likes coffee and tea! Pours milk and a spoonful of sugar into both

[pernicious-pastas]

Hello all !! I'm Monica aka pernicious-pastas (omg name reveal HAHA), I’ve noticed i've been getting a ton of new followers recently, and i’ve been a little more active now (and hopefully will continue being active :D) so i’ve decided to post some rules ! please read through this post before requesting (they will be linked in my bio) ^^

♡︎☼The Rules☼♡︎

creeps i’ll write for:

slender brothers (excluding offender)

jeff the killer

jane everlasting/arkensaw (with a female s/o)

ben drowned

eyeless jack

laughing jack*

masky (proxy)

tim wright (mh)

hoodie (proxy)

brian thomas (mh)

jason the toymaker

puppeteer

bloody painter

dr smiley

liu

kagekao (with a male s/o)

judge angel

clockwork

sally (NOT ROMANTICALLY)

zalgo

creeps i won’t write for:

OFFENDERMAN

kagekao with a female/gender neutral s/o**

jane with a male/gender neutral s/o**

sally with a s/o

any creeps/proxies not listed (due to not knowing them or their stories HAHAHA)

things I will NOT write (TW: r*pe, p*dophila)

R*pe

assault of any kind

p*dophila (*cough* sally)

matchups (this may change in the future !! they just seem really exhausting)

ships of two pastas

over the top kinks or fetishization for NSFW (scat, vore, anything like that)

full on smut

things i WILL write:

romantic, platonic, and general headcanons for the creeps themselves or with the reader (y/n)

drabbles/short oneshots

angst and fluff in headcanons

NSFW headcanons*** (the line is kinda blurred for me so don’t hesitate to request one !! i’ll decide if I feel comfy with writing it)

things to remember:

the reader will be gender neutral unless specifically asked to be gendered (will automatically be gendered for kagekao (male s/o) and jane (female s/o) requests)

if you’re unsure if you should request something, please just send the ask !! worst case scenario I just delete it and won't address it so please don’t be shy about anything not stated here !

ticci toby (toby rogers) will not be written for as his creator has decided to remove him from the fandom and i’d like to respect his wishes, all asks will either be deleted or exclude toby if asked for multiple characters

all creeps are AGED UP to be over 18 years old including the y/n (but i guess minus sally) unless specifically asked, if asked there will be little to none romantic headcanons.

if you ask “hcs of the creeps _____” or something along those lines i’ll probably write it for jeff, ben, and the proxies (as they’re the most popular) so please specify who if you have a certain creep in mind (but don’t limit yourself on characters, i’ll write for however many you want ^^)

headcanon i think is important ?: i hc all creeps (excluding ej, lj, and sometimes the proxies) live in the mansion from the mansion au !! e. jack lives in his own separate cabin, l. jack spends the majority of his time at his carnival (both jacks still visit the mansion), and while the proxies live in the mansion, I feel they have their own cabin while on missions

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(the footnotes)

*please note that I am not in any way shape or form supporting snuffbomb with any of my writing! i’m only writing for the character (l. jack), not the man who created him.

**(i won’t write for an opposite gender or gender neutral s/o for kagekao and jane as they are canonically gay and lesbian respectively !! so please do not ask !!)

**NSFW hc asks can include ‘popular’ kinks that would make sense for the creeps like: bondage, knife play, general gore kinks to an extent, biting, stuff like that

THANK YOU 🥺♥️

[idontblushsrry]

Rules-Updated

These are the rules for requesting/ my blog in general. I might update these as I go along but I just wanted to clear a few things up in case you wanted to request anything.

Please read before requesting

Requesting Rules:

I do not write stories that contain dub-con, non-con, or yandere and I reserve the right to not write about anything else that makes me uncomfortable

My blog is first and foremost catered towards darkskinned people, especially black people (hence the blog name), don’t send in requests that say things like ‘oh can I get x with a pale/lightskinned reader’ or whatever along those lines (I don’t think any of yall would do this but just putting it out there) your request will be deleted immediately

In terms of nsfw, I’m ok w writing smut (as long as it doesn’t include the aforementioned no’s) but from this point on, I won’t write fics with underage(even if they’re aged up, more info below) characters, I just don’t feel comfortable writing stories with characters who couldn’t even read them yk. (Any I’ve written in the past will be deleted if found) 

For me underage means unless the character is shown as an adult/shown to become an adult in the run of their series or the character is shown with a birthday that would make them an adult   (think of jujutsu kaisen or atla for examples) I won’t write that character. I don’t mind aging up, but if we’re never shown the character as an adult in the series or supplemental works I feel weird writing it, sorry.

On the topic of smut, I don’t mind writing for kinks that aren’t vanilla as long as they aren’t  (in my opinion) making light of things that are actual issues/could make someone relive something traumatic (ex. teacher/(underage)student, non-con/dub-con/forced, etc.). I reserve the right to delete these asks as well or any that make me uncomfortable; there are plenty of blogs who will write this but I’m not one of them, please don’t ask

And just a disclaimer, I don’t care what gets you going I just don’t want to write it for you.

I don’t mind writing for amab/male readers so feel free to request that. I also don’t mind gn!reader, I do try to make my sfw fics as neutral as possible

I do not and will not write incest, pedophilia, or pseudo-incest

I usually try to avoid writing specific body types in my stories but I can do a specific body type if requested

Same goes for other specifics, as long as it’s not violating any of the rules above, I don’t mind writing in a specific reader

I don’t do write character x character fics and I don’t do match-ups either

Reading Rules:

My masterlist is marked with which fics are for 18+ readers and which ones aren’t, if you’re under 18 or uncomfortable with these types of stories, please don’t read them

I have a masterlist in my bio, I try to update it consistently 

That’s where you’ll find more info like who I write for and what not

Tagging info/rules:

I’m going to also go back and make a tag for the nsfw fics I don’t know what the tag will be but I will update when I know what it is so you can keep up with it/blacklist it

Also not a rule but all of my fics are tagged(for the most part) with the tag ‘idontblushsrry’ if you wanna just scroll through all my works, that’s there for you

I will also try to tag things that could be triggering with the tag tw (insert thing here) in addition to writing that info at the top of my fics in the warnings section

That being said, I am always open to criticism and if any of you feel that I should update a tag to include a warning I didn’t put or any other issue, just let me know.

Also I have a taglist just message me if you want to join it