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[exyconfessions]

Kevin is NOT Andrew’s boyfriend; he’s Andrew’s Problem

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[archies-ginger-locks]

Love and War

Archie Andrews x Jones!Reader

Request: Is it okay if I request again for Archie Andrews? If so could it be both numbers 10 and 42. Like the reader and Archie are secretly dating and the reader comes home late. (You can decided between Jug, Betty, and Kevin as the readers twin) if you dont want to thats okay

Prompts: 10. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.” And 42. “It’s midnight, where the hell were you?” I think I changed the exact wording but they still mean the same thing.

Word count: 1.5k

Warnings: fighting and sibling being annoying.

@onceuponatimegilmoregirls

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Furiously making-out with Archie Andrews in the back of his truck was any girls dream. The feeling taking off each other’s clothes and being each other’s dirty little secret was a fever dream fantasy. Parking outside Pops on a cold winters night, lead to you two warming each other up.

“Archie, are-are you sure about this?” You could barely see anything, the only light the two of you had was from the diners neon sign. Being caught seem like a fate worse then death.

Archie, the perfect Northside boy, and you, a Southside princess, weren’t meant to be together. Logically you were completely opposite but when you dive deeper, into the real things you look for in a person, you two were perfect. You both knew your friends would accept your relationship just like you accepted theirs.

“Yes, oh god yes.” Archie couldn’t control himself. After a few months of dating and you pushing him away and him fighting for you back, you had finally gotten intimate. He was treating you like royalty, you were more important to him then anyone else right then.

There was one problem about you two announcing your relationship. Jughead Jones, your twin brother. He was Archie’s best friend in the whole world, aside from you of course. But in private Jughead talked about all the girls Archie talked about and how he was a nice person but a relationship with him wouldn’t be a good idea for anyone. Funnily enough that stopped when you two got together.

But the way he talked about Archie made you two cautious. Three rules, no daytime dates, no extra communication outside of dates and friends and no letting Jughead find out. Three pretty easy sounding rules, right? No, Archie couldn’t help himself but sneak kisses in between classes and he would try to invite you to Pops after school but you always catch him.

“Archie, Archie, stop.” You sat up. He was kissing your neck and was about to go to undo your bra.

“What? Did I do something?” He sat up, on his knees. He looked worried which was weird because he was very worried and very shirtless at the same time.

“No, god no, Archie. It’s just,” you took a deep breath. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m so, so scared.”

He almost tackled you in a hug. “That’s amazing! I thought you were going to break up with me!”

“But why are so scared?” He let go of the hug but still had a hold on your shoulders. He was searching your eyes to see if he could figure out what you were going to say before you even get a chance to say anything.

“I don’t know, I’m just really, really scared. About Jughead, the future, everything.”

“Hey, it’s okay.” He engulfed you in a hug.

“I think I’ve got to go home.”

“I’ll drive you.”

The two of you sat in silence while he drove you back over the the other side of town. It was a strange a silence, it wasn’t awkward but it wasn’t comfortable either. Maybe it was tense silence because of the fear that Jughead will see Archie’s truck. But the thing about fear is you will truely never know what happens until you push yourself past your boundaries and just do it. And that was what you two were doing.

Archie pulled up outside of your scummy trailer. You both sat in your seats for a minute, not wanting to leave each other but also knowing you had to get back before Jughead woke up.

“Love you.” You leaned over and gave him a quick kiss before pulling back and getting out the car.

“Love you.” You closed your door lightly and watched as he slowly drove out of Sunny-side and back to his American dream home.

You turned to your small trailer. You knew your dad, FP, was out at the Whyte Worm all night. That meant the only problem about entering the filthy piece of tin was your brother.

If Jughead was awake you were dead. He wouldn’t let this go for a long time, that would be torturous. He could also be asleep. Sleeping away like a baby and having no clue that you’ve been gone for a good two hours, that could be what was happening and you were just overreacting.

You grabbed ahold of the freezing metal door handle. Fear still bouncing around in your body, you opened the front door.

Jughead was sadly awake. His head shot you, you the terrified twin.

“Oh hello, how was your night?” He was obviously angry. He was so angry that the anger taken over, this wasn’t your usually emo brother anymore.

“Jughead, wait ‘til morning to argue. You’re too angry right now.” You were tried, it had been a long day and fighting with Jughead while he was on a anger high was not what you wanted to do right now.

“No. My sister was out in the night and I am just nothing. Well, it’s past midnight, where the hell were you?” He had stood up and walked over to you. He was towering over you, it was scary for you even though you knew he would never even think of laying a hand on you.

“I was just out. You do it all the time. I’ve seen you with Betty.” You looked up at him, slight fear in your eyes still. He backed away with his arms still crossed over his chest.

“Don’t you bring her into this. This is about you and wherever in gods name you’ve been.” A notification sounded from your pocket. Jughead looked at you, then at your pocket then back at you.

You slowly drew the phone out of your pocket while staring intensely at Jughead who was doing the same as you. You clicked your phone on but before you even had the chance to see who had sent you a message, the phone was snatched out of your hands.

Jughead, using his ridiculously long arms, held the phone up in the air out of your reach, you were yelling for him to give back your precious baby of a phone. He ignored you and read the message on the screen out loud.

“Hey Babe, you left your shoes in the truck. Outside with them.” Jughead looked at you with such pure confusion. It was almost the exact face he had make when he found out Luke and Leia were siblings.

He rushed outside with your phone still in his hand. You quickly ran after him. Outside was Archie, leaning coolly on the hood of his truck. He turned his head when heard heard yelling.

“Archie, What is wrong with you?! What are you doing with you sister.” Archie didn’t look like a deer in the head lights, he was the deer. All he wanted to do was return a pair of shoes to a girl and now he was stuck in this situation.

“Dude, calm down.”

“Don’t tell me to calm down.” Jughead did something he was doing to regret for a very long time.

Jughead had swung a punch right for Archie jaw, and it was a perfect hit. Archie, being the fighter he was, swung a punch back at Jughead. Soon a whole fight had start while you were on side yelling for them to stop.

Going near them and pushing them apart wasn’t a good idea, they might accidentally hurt you. As if god was listening to your prayers, someone older, wiser and stronger stepped into stop the two young boys.

“Oi, what do you two think you’re doing?” FP had arrived home from the Whyte Worm early tonight.

With blood dripping from his cheek, Jughead spills the beans. “They’re dating, Archie and (Y/N) are dating.”

FP looked at you, you were red from embarrassment. Then he looked at Archie who was still angry but he had the pain of the bruises that were forming to stop him from continuing. Finally he looked at Jughead who had a bit of blood on his face.

“Well, Archie’s a good Boy. He’s son of the nicest boy them all, Jug. That, that’s what I call overreacting at its finest.” He went from talking to Jughead to squeezing Archie into a ginormous hug.

“Welcome to the family, boy.”

“Sir, that really hurts.” Archie tried hugging back but his arms were sore from throwing punches and his body was sore from receiving them.

“Sorry, bud.” He let go of the red haired boy and turned to you. “(Y/N), we’ve got a first aid kit in the trailer, right? Maybe we should clean up these idiotic boys.” You nodded at your father, you lead the two boys into the trailer to be cleaned up.

“Looks like you’re stuck with each other boys.” You smiled as you sat them down on the ancient couch in the trailers main room.

“So, How long have you two been dating under my nose?” Jughead was smiling a bit while his eyes flashed between you and Archie.

“Three months.”

“Three months?!”

[ask-anyone-from-the-tick]

Bellow the cut are my spoilery thoughts after watching season 2 of the Tick

I’m kind of glad Dot turned out to have a super power because being the only hero with no powers is sort of Arthur’s whole thing. I also like that she didn’t outshine Overkill and just step over him, but still looks up to him a bit and appreciates his approval. They feel like equals, and he’s still an awkward turtle socially.

THEY WERE SO CUDDLY AND AWKWARD ON THE COUCH, Overkill is def the kind of guy who can’t move if there’s a pet on his lap. He’s so soft I can’t...

I LOVE that we get to see more of Joan and her relationship to her family, she’s awesome and I love and support her. She’s just doing her best, and I hope those lobster babies come to visit.

Superian and Larry’s relationship continues to baffle me just a bit. Larry seems to just be a willing servant to cater to his whims I guess. I kinda hoped they were more buddy buddy than that. Apparently it makes Superian feel better to toss him way up and catch him lawl

The way Hobbs reacted when Tick broke the arm wrestling machine thing makes me wonder if Tick is actually the strongest superhero in the world, maybe second only to Superian ??? Or at least the strongest ever registered with AEGIS.

I really, REALLY like Sage. He’s fantastic. He’s also really attractive, is it just me? DAT VOICE THO. [take me on a wild nipple ride! jk omg I’m sorry]

That twin woman who was impressed with Arthur’s nerdy organization came off as REALLY OBVIOUSLY flirting with him, and his reaction was to just shrug it off like he wasn’t in to her, even though she was gorgeous, and Tick immediately picked up on it that she was flirting and got DEFENSIVE AS HELL like she was taking Arthur away and I just-- that’s pretty gay guys. That’s really... wow. And then she comes back and continues to hit on Arthur and he never once acts like he’s in to her, I don’t... I don’t know what to say but if Arthur suddenly starts pining over her in season 3 out of no where I’m gonna kms [not because he’s not gay but because it’s pretty clear he’s not interested in this woman. Don’t establish this and then force romance after we’ve seen there’s none.] Also when Arthur was picking out fancy clothes Tick had REALLY specific fashion descriptions and opinions on what looked good on him. He was like enjoying Arthur modeling clothes ajdlfdjas

Someone needs to draw Overkill being lovingly rescued by dolphins STAT

I honestly, unironically, think Edgelord’s entire look is cool and he’s very handsome. I think he looks like if Johnny Depp and Adam Driver had a baby.

SUPERIAN FEARS THE TUMBLRS. We’re his kryptonite. 

Dangerboat... plane... whatever he is, kinda deserved a little more attention toward the last half of the season. The episode centered around him was the most emotional and it brought everyone together more, I really dug that. It made me cry. ALSO WE STAN MICHAEL, HE WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD. I’m so proud of Arthur for seeing Dangerboat more as a person and making an effort to connect to him as a friend. <3 good job Arthur-- at the same time--

I HATE they way Arthur acted like Dot has a specific thing she should or shouldn’t be that was out of character. It’s like the writers wanted the female character to undergo some sort of oppression to rise up against, some form of misogyny from her male family member that she had to point out. You shouldn’t have to tear down a good character because he’s male, to make the female look good. If misogyny was gonna come out of Arthur, let it come out another way other than “this isn’t want you’re supposed to do” like mother fucker, she’s been taking care of you your whole life, she’s done martial arts training, she’s a paramedic, she is way more qualified than you. He’s the last person to talk that way to anyone and it’s pissing me the fuck off. He’s the one struggling with mental illness and no phyical ability to fight anyone, it makes no sense.

Arthur’s actor Griffin Newman, he just does such a fantastic job. The whole undercover scene was so perfectly on pitch, like... just the right level of second hand embarrassment and pride came outta me. He was so close to  blowing it because he’s an anxious person by nature, but he pulled it off and came off more as just an awkward criminal with tons of money that was just believably nerdy. I loved it, it was so funny. Please give him all the awards. And that scene where Tick is on one side of Lint, way too close to her, and Arthur is on the other, and they just work her forking nerves was so hysterical. I died. I think they need to play up that comedic chemistry more often because Tick and Arthur bounce off each other really well when they’re not busy trying to solve serious problems. 

Ok so the whole human furniture thing caught my eye immediately. The pose we are first introduced to is an infamaously disturbing pose by a real life serial killer who ate people and posed their bodies in weird positions and used them for sex and I forget what else. Anyway I tried to brush that off as coincidence, but then later on Dot and Overkill go to where they think this Duke guy’s lair is, and his house looks exactly like John Podesta’s house that had a statue of that EXACT same serial killer’s victim in that pose, and podesta’s walls were covered in creepy pedo art of little girls and drowning women. And the walls of Duke’s lair were covered in creepy human furniture art. I mean there are all kinds of parodies this season that are in your face, but I don’t think anyone who didn’t follow pizzagate carefully would catch this one.

Speaking of parodies OMFG I lost it when Superian reenacted that Superman scene where he’s like “Can you read my mind?” as he’s dragging the screaming guy across the night sky. 

Ugh, I’m so sad that Tick and Arthur don’t get to keep those precious baby lobsters, and where did they get all the cute toys?? I wanna think Joan picked those up for them. Kawaii lobster voice: ��Joaaan!” Tick is such a good dad...  A family can be a giant Tick man, a moth boy, a hobo, a mimaw, and a bunch of singing lobsters. "SHE'S THE MOTHER OF OUR CHILDREN!" Tick drinks respect woman lobster mom juice.

I think I don’t know what to make of the reverse Green Goblin twist going on with Ms. Lint. The creepy voice is telling her to become a hero I guess, but not really? I think the joke is we think it’s telling her to be a hero, but really it’s teaching her to be a  better villain LMAO

I’m glad kevin has a power and he was welcomed to come help even before said power was revealed.-- woah wait where tf is Karamozov?? I gotta tweet his actor he loves this show and he wasn’t in this season ???

I don’t blame Dot for being upset they want to defrost The Terror, but at the same time due process is a thing. I don’t know how that would work in a society full of super powers though. Because the moment you defrost him he’s going to find a way to escape. He’s the oldest, and the worst super villain of all time. This is why I’m ok with the death penalty and killing villains lol

I was expecting Walter to be some sort of MK Ultra sleeper agent, but the plot twist was, that’s what Overkill would become I guess. And Lobstercules. OH BTW I think she’s voiced by the same actress who played Captain Liberty in the old Tick sitcom! “Walter isn’t Walter? My feet don’t feel so good.” Aw Tick

Ty Rathbone drinks respect mothers juice.

Acting agent commander doctor agent Hobbs, honestly I suspected he was the main villain like the moment he was headed toward Lobstercules because something about the lighting and the camera work seemed to telegraph that.

I bet the reason Ty Rathbone feeds his black hole heart monster mice, is because it requires frequent blood sacrifice and that's the smallest sacrifice he can think of that he can quickly just put in there and placate it and go on with his day. I don’t know if he’ll be season 3′s villain or if it’s the aliens that just came back to reclaim Superian. 

Which btw, I called that shit from season 1 episode 1. Superian showed up crash landing inside Big Bismuth which is the only thing that could trap him. He was a prisoner, probably because he did some bad shit, and he told Arthur he helps humanity because he just wants to be a good person. Like he wasn’t one before and now he wants to try to be one.

I want to talk about these, nearly involuntary dance parties Overkill rewards himself with... but I uh... I still can’t compute that that’s actual canon. That that’s a thing Overkill and Dangerboat enjoy together and he... he can’t seem to control himself when the music plays... And also that Dot AND Overkill both know how to floss dance... I just... wow...

Oh and that hug with Overkill made me an emotional mess, he just... he really needed that, thank you Dot.

This concludes my rant and ramble.

[austennerdita2533]

What are your fave romcom movies? And any that you like and would recommend? Thank you!

What’s so great about this ask is that you’re about to witness how ridiculously vast my love of romcoms extends, because I have so many recs! You’ve unknowingly opened Pandora’s Romcom Box, nonnie. Anyone who knows me - either online or irl - has been subjected to my chick flick voraciousness which knows no bounds. (AKA I binge Hallmark Channel on the regular, too.) There’s a reason my friends jokingly call me Romcom Ashlee haha.

Anyway, here’s a list of a bunch of my favorite romcoms in no particular order. I included some old movies as well because they’re amazing and I have no chill:

-Any Jane Austen adaptation in existence (seriously, I have an Austen obsession problem)

-You’ve Got Mail 

“I love daisies. They’re so friendly. Don’t you think daisies are the friendliest flower?”

-When Harry Met Sally

FRIENDS TO LOVERS GOLD !!!!!!!

-Sleepless in Seattle

-French Kiss 

This stars Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline. It’s not as famous or well-known as her others, but I LOVE IT TO PIECES.

-Sweet Home Alabama

There’s a running joke about this movie in my family. I pretty much quote it from start to finish and drive everyone mad. I also went through a phase for a few years as a young teen where I’d watch it like once a week, and somehow every time my uncle would pop home for a visit over the holidays I’d have it on. So, now, almost 2 decades later, he still teases me with a “we’re not going to watch Sweet Home Alabama again, are we?” any time he visits. 

Considering I just wrote a Klaroline fusion for this movie it’s safe to say my obsession lives on! 😂

-10 Things I Hate About You

-While You Were Sleeping 

The cast for this movie is incredible. It’s one of my all-time faves. 

-Laws of Attraction

-She’s All That

-Fools Rush In

“You are everything I never knew I always wanted.” *over here crying about it*

-Ever After

-Sixteen Candles

-Crazy Stupid Love

-Clueless

-Austenland

-P.S. I Love You

I cry every time I watch this movie. Never fails.

-The Notebook

-He’s Just Not That Into You

-Pretty In Pink

-27 Dresses

-Never Been Kissed

Michael Vartan was one of my first celeb crushes and I REGRET NOTHING.

-Sabrina (with Audrey Hepburn, Humphrey Bogart, and William Holden)

-Gidget (with Sandra Dee and James Darren)

-The Philadelphia Story (with Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, and Jimmy Stewart)

-It Happened One Night (with Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert)

-The Shop Around the Corner (with Jimmy Stewart and Margaret Sullivan)

You’ve Got Mail is loosely inspired/based off this film. It’s a modern adaptation of it with a P&P twist

-Where The Heart Is

-Much Ado About Nothing 

It’s a period Shakespeare adaptation but IDC IT’S GLORIOUS.

-Chasing Liberty

It’s with Mandy Moore and Matthew Goode and MORE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE IT because it’s adorable. I convinced @klarolinekolvina to watch it the other day. I’m so bummed the rarely play it on TV anymore.

-Bridget Jones’s Diary and Bridget Jones’s Baby (those are my 2 favorite movies even though it’s a trilogy)

-Runaway Bride and Pretty Woman (aka it’s impossible to go wrong with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere)

-Notting Hill

-Love Actually

-The Holiday

-Forgetting Sarah Marshall 

-13 Going On 30

-How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days

-Lucky 7

-Something’s Gotta Give

-My Big Fat Greek Wedding

It’s so cute, plus Gus is a delight:

-My Best Friend’s Wedding

-The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates (with Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler)

-The Princess Diaries 1 & 2

-The Princess Bride

-Four Weddings and a Funeral

-Along Came Polly

-500 Days of Summer

-Silver Lining’s Playbook

-Two Week’s Notice

-Letters to Juliet

-Sliding Doors

-Only You

It’s with Marisa Tomei and Robert Downey Jr. I feel like it gets swept under the rug a lot, but I love it.

So I love the fake dating/relationship trope. Here are a few of those…

-To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

This has been all over my blog since I first watched it over the weekend. It’s a trend which will continue because it’s beyond precious. 

-Drive Me Crazy

-One Small Hitch

This used to be on Netflix and I rewatched it so many times that were somebody tracking my viewing history he/she’d be all, “Girl, do you want anything else? Ever?”

-My Fake Fiancé

-Can’t Buy Me Love

-Just Go With It

Honestly, I never would’ve thought to pair Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston together but they have good chemistry.

-The Wedding Date

-The Proposal

…Okay, I will stop inundating you now. *angel halo* Rest assured I could go on for ages. I’m probably going to kick myself for forgetting something huge but this is a pretty good list.