#my poor disgusting creature ily

[defensivelee]

i have a hungarian

[meganwasbored]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts Season 3 Episodes 1 and 2

Episode 1

-dude I thought it was replaying the first episode again for a second

-the dragons TALK???

-whoever this dark magic dude is he is 100% right that dragon was about to kill a WHOLE CITY??

-he did that to himself if he didn’t try to attack the city there would’ve been no need for the purple magic tornado

-also did they not say that the dragons are fireproof?

-just this picture

-“all this stuff about senses and appearances kinda sounds like moon arcanum stuff” …how?

-is saying that foreshadowing that he’s gonna learn to understand the moon arcanum too?

-did they just forget that Amaya is deaf for this scene because they aren’t using sign language and she understands everything they’re saying, and even if she can read lips she turned her head when the other dude started talking even though he wasn’t in her view

-STOP MAKING ZYM WHIMPER LIKE THAT

-GREN IS BAAAACK

-did they find him when they found Viren

-the besties are baaaaaack

-I never thought I would dislike such a pretty dragon (well, at least he used to be pretty) but this guy isn’t even reasonably being a jerk he’s just being a jerk because he can he wants to kill Callum just ‘cause

-they are really about to get past with ✨the power of friendship✨

-oop nvm lol

-“he rips the life and magic out of innocent creatures” you were about to annihilate an entire city because one dude wouldn’t do what you said

-Callum is so dramatic like cool it Socrates

-“I’m faster than him” no you’re not he’s a freaking dragon

-we’re really about to get the equivalent of a “gf wearing her bf’s jacket” scene before they’re even together and I’m here for it

-ok you hear him say “I haven’t bathed in two weeks” and you’re like yeah makes sense go on but you don’t really think about how long that actually is, like most people shower every day or every other day but they haven’t bathed in two weeks they’re probably disgusting

-!!!

-Sarai 🤝 Amaya

I

Being very altruistic

sisters who are willing to

die to save others

-no shot they survived that

-stop it Gren probably thinks she’s dead

-good job buddy

-Ez got the dramatic entrance he deserves

Episode 2

-Ezran is like 9 when I was 9 I cried for days because my dog died he just lost his DAD, like him and Callum are literally orphans

-Callum being the biggest nerd because *gasp* the magic land has magic

-“you don’t have to repeat everything I say”

“The king requests that you stop repeating”

“…”

“I realized as soon as I said it”

-every single castle guard is hilarious I love them all

-who put the Crow Lord over Crow Master, Crow Master is here every day Crow Lord is gone every single time we need him

-I’ll say it again, this is too much work for this poor little boy

-Ezran is home working while Callum is having the time of his life in Xadia

-Ironically the safest place Ezran could be right now is in Xadia with them

-Opeli ily but stop RUSHING him oh my gosh

-YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE SORRY FOR THIS POOR KID

-Soren and Claudia being in denial that their dad is pure evil just hurts literally every main character has some sort of issues regarding parents and it’s sad

-also we must acknowledge the bread sandwich

-do… do royals not shake hands? Why so judgey he’s just being polite

-did nobody bother to fill him in

-imagine verbally attacking a little boy because he’s not perfect at being a king on his first day on the job

-cuties

-he wasn’t even close

-when a little boy is more mature than most of the adults

[bowieandqueen11]

Goblin King Halloween Headcanons

Request: Ok I'm genuinely interested! How would our dear Goblin King react to his S/O insisting on celebrating Halloween underground!?

Please comment and reblog! I’m using this post to measure activity on my blog, and if this one is low as well I may go on hiatus! So please come interact with my blog thanks ily!

At first, Jareth wouldn’t really understand the whole concept of Halloween. You keep on talking about dressing up in costumes, and parties, and going out to collect and eat treats, and strange little creatures running about, and the poor man just couldn’t understand how this was any different than usual life in the Underground.

You keep begging him, and begging him, following him around the castle until one day he snaps and relents and allows you to show him how to celebrate this strange holiday.

He seemed annoyed, but when you squealed and ran over to throw yourself on his shoulders and press a kiss to his cheek, the blush that heated his face gave away that, perhaps, he didn’t dislike the idea of Halloween at all if it made you this happy.

He flat out refuses to get his hands dirty when you come running into the kitchen quarters with two massive pumpkins lugged under your armpits. He kind of stands there while you carve, peering over your shoulder with a raised eyebrow and disgusted look, one hand on his hip. You finally have enough when you feel his hair tickle your cheek for the thirtieth time, and end up making him flee the room when you start flinging stringy pumpkin seeds at his new embroidered jacket.

(Although, to be fair to Jareth, he did ask what the most Halloween-y item was, and had his jacket specially made for the occasion - it was a raven black, with little smiling sequined pumpkins running up the arms.)

You can hear him growl from a mile off, as he keeps popping round random corners, and climbing up the side of different staircases, only to end up with one of his riding boots landing right in the middle of a jack-o-lantern.

Although he does find himself laughing when the goblins keep running up to him with little wizard hats and long beards on.

One morning, while he's just sitting on his throne, tapping his riding crop against the marble, you come running in wearing a pair of his tights and one of his feather capes, saying you were going as him for Halloween. 

His eyes widen, and he can feel the tips of his ears burning, but he plays it off and pulls you onto his lap, saying you almost look better in his clothes than he does. Almost.

But you can feel the way he pulls you a little tighter into his chest, and the way you can feel his lips twitch up into a smile as he peppers your neck with kisses.

You make him spend a day hanging up decorations. You motivate him by standing near his step ladder, handing him skeletons, and little hanging pumpkins, and glow in the dark lights, and pressing a kiss to his lips every time he bends down to grab more.

One night, you bring up a ghost decoration late at night, because you had begged Jareth to give you the material to make it and you had just finished. Little did you realise, that he was climbing up to the parapets as well for a little midnight stroll in the refreshing chill air. When he bumps into what seems like just a floating, luminescent figure, the high pitched scream he lets out leaves you double over in laughter.

You have to spend the next few days coddling him, coming up behind him and stroking his hair out of his face, slipping a few of your Halloween sweets into his hand until he forgives you.

[maggieisalarrie]

Hi hi hi! Ily and I am in desperate need of a vampire au . Preferably vampire harry human louis but vice versa is fine too! Thank youuuuu!! 💖❤️

Helllllo! ily2 and I found a few for you! Here’s Vampire Harry! 

Bite by Tita (11k)

“I’m going to hunt you for real now, Harry,” Louis whispers.“If this,” Harry says, rolling his hips so that they rub against where Louis is most definitely still hard, “is what you mean by hunting, then count me in, babe.”

Louis is a vampire hunter, and Harry is too happy being his prey.

I Will Never Rust by stylez (38k)

What was Harry meant to say? Yes Louis, I’d date you. I want to make you come repeatedly so that must mean I have a thing for you yeah? No. Because it doesn’t mean that, because Harry refuses to get attached to anyone he wants to fuck.

or

Harry wants to suck more than just Louis’ blood but Louis refuses to sleep with Count Dickula.

Love Affair With a Vampire by jacinth (6k)

"There aren't enough words in any language to even begin describing my feelings for you, Louis Tomlinson."

Series: Part 1 of Eternity

Love Endless (The Road to Recollection) by wubwubnparmaham (172k)

The year is groovy 1973, and eighteen-year-old Louis Tomlinson is perhaps the gayest teen to ever grace the gloomy, hateful town of Fortwright. Would be fine if he wasn't so viciously bullied at both home and school for such a "harmful" sexual preference.

Yeah, yeah, we've all heard this story, haven't we?Believe him, Louis didn't think he was anything special either.

Until he found the mansion. The notoriously haunted mansion hidden deep within the forests of his tiny blip of a town in Bumfuck Nowhere, Idaho. No one with a brain ever goes near it, but Louis could use a little excitement in his life...and possibly a Band-Aid or two.

After discovering the mansion was less abandoned than he'd thought, he's now left with the most riveting mystery of a lifetime; every new finding leaving him with more questions. Who is this elusive owner, and why won't they show themselves? Why is there a set of journals in the same handwriting that span over centuries? Why in the world is there a padlock on the refrigerator...and who the hell is Alexander?

[Book 1/4]

Series: Part 1 of Love Endless

Luscious blood by Deidei (117k)

Louis Tomlinson, a human, has been living in poor living conditions together with his mother since he was born. Ever since he can remember he has loathed the stronger, faster, more developed kind that rule this world; Vampires. But will his opinion change after he meets his soul mate that is an arrogant, royal vampire named Harry Styles…

My beautiful wolf by Larry_love22, Night_shark_out (WIP,73k+) ( ps - this is vampire/werewolf Harry with human Louis so it sort of fits? )

Harry Styles is the king of the Vampires and Werewolf and the most powerful creature in this World.Louis is a sweet, caring, shy, loving, adorable and innocent almost 16 years boy who fall in love with the dangerous boy.He didn't think that he has a chance to ever talk to Harry ,nor be his friend (or something more), but he's wrong because he's the reason Harry came here - to get his mate-and also he don't know what Harry is and how much his life changed since the moment Harry walked in .

Nocturnal Creatures Are Not So Prudent by patdkitten (25k)

Louis spins a finger in midair, like he’s indicating someone to turn around, staring pointedly at Liam as the faucet turns itself on and the can rinses itself in the sink behind him. Liam, moon burn him, doesn't rise to the bait, choosing instead to lean back on his stool and wrapping his hands around his own mug.

“Anyway, like I was saying and that you were ignoring, there's this new club near my school and I want you to go with me. Could do you some good, getting out once in awhile.”

Louis is a white witch with a little black cat named Hemlock and a best human friend Liam (they're a lot like Samantha Stephens and Louise Tate). When he's dragged out to a new club Liam's heard about from a friend and classmate, Louis comes face to face with that which witches do not touch: a charming vampire by the name of Harry.

The Fragmented Veil by missberrycake (28k)

In which Louis gets attacked one night in the dark. It changes his life, just not in the way he expected.

These arms were made to protect you by Larry_IsLIFE (WIP, 32k+)

In a world where vampires and their fertiles have taken over, humans are oppressed and looked down upon. Harry Styles, the leader of the most powerful clan existing, has found the perfect mate in a beautiful boy named Louis. Except there's one teeny tiny problem...

Louis is not a fertile.

He's human.

Unfortunate (Your body is my body) by larrysbitchx (40k)

God works in mysterious and strange ways, some that affect you in a beneficial way and some that are unfortunate. Louis was born unfortunate. He was born a human, which in the vampire world would make him a slave. For anything really ‘entertainment’, a blood bank, a worker.

Waiting On You by emma1234 (77k)

“Vampires,” Louis says with disgust, glaring over at the vampire who is noisily slurping from the woman’s neck nearby.

Zayn gives the neat fang marks on Louis’ neck a meaningful look.

“Can’t live with them, can’t live without them,” Louis finishes, ignoring Zayn when he rolls his eyes.

Louis takes a long sip of his milkshake, presses his fingers against the marks on his neck, and definitely doesn’t think about the vampire who left them there.

[itissadbutitsmy-life]

ok adventure time ask thing time since beth Kept Asking

Top 5 favourite characters: finn, jake, lemongrab, neptr, ron james Other characters you like: lsp!!!, the goblins, the wizards, the lemon people, the princesses, bmo, minnie and martin, joshua and margaret and jermaine, susan strong, princess cookie, todd cupcake,,,,,, assume i love everyone unless it’s xergiok bc screw him!! ugly jerk Least favourite characters: xergiok!!!! and abracadaniel but more in a jokey way Otps: 👀👀 lemonzest... and p much anything with lemongrab ... jake/lady of course.. prisjake.... turtle prince/flame prince.... bubbline... bmo/bubble.......  Notps: im pretty chill with all the ships but i just cant see pink lemonade working out (sorry nn ily) Favourite friendships: how dare you make me choose! they’re all precious but uhhh prismo and jake, peps and pb, lsp and finn, and whatever it is finn and lemongrab have going on all make me Bonus Happy Favourite family: FINN AND JAKE (and neptr and bmo and shelby? the treehouse gang. and everyone else thats close w them you could call family aka whoever just hides in their house), also lg and lg and their kids 💛 and their, mom and her girlfriend marceline and goliad and stormo and the gumball guardians it’s a mess all the families are So Big!! smh what a mess  Favourite episodes: the diary does smth to me, silent king is Very Good, graybles 1000+ (icONIC), mystery dungeon (its got? all my faves in it), president porpoise is missing! (WHOLESOME), the one w the bus (ALSO WHOLESOME), the eyes is Iconic... so many my dude Favourite season/book/movie: season 5 is always going to be special in my heart bc it was the First one i watched..., but season 1 is beaUtiful Favourite quotes: “say your wish was for a massage. who’s gonna give it to you? a dirty man? A BEAR?? and where does this masseuse come from? do i just take some guy away from his family dinner?? leave some kid traumatized? ‘mom, where did dad go?’ ‘i don’t know son, he just disappeared from the table,, sorry’”, the little ‘oh..!’ lemongrab says when he first meets lg2 mmmm, there are more but i really like those two Best musical moment: leettttt meee caaaalll youuu swweetghhraereaztejm... also lg and lg’s lil singsong noooo fooodddd because it’s so cute lg2 sings it v slowly and lg follows a few moments after and its so cute they Sing Together Moment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: ummmm thats gotta be the mountain “DONT HURT HIM!” haha im dead.... or “i like air!” boiiiii.... When it really disappointed you: i feel like theres gotta be an answer thats not lemongrab but coME ON pb “we’ve gotta keep an eye on these two so they dont get into any more trouble” (next appearance is fraught with cannibalism)(which only gets worse as time passes) come on “his only stable relationship model” come on are you sURe aboUT THAT Saddest moment: dont talk to me abt bubble’s death or how air doesn’t talk to bmo anymore,..... “ don’t you remember? i’m your son, neptr. i throw pies.”, (tearful) “and you killed jake on my birthday!!!!”, i know he had a reason but when me mow’s gonna Kill Jake and jake quietly begs finn to play mom’s lullaby for him uuuguhghfhh...., all the doors finn and lg look at in the mountain, everyrhing abt the hall of egress, Most well done character death: no one seems to really Stay Dead who dies for a good reason, but im gonna go with bubble bc his death was the only way to release him, and hes stayed, you know... deadish and wont talk to bmo, or.. oooh maybe darren, because his little ‘thank you’ makes me feel emotions i dont think humans were made to feel Favourite guest star: so i didnt realize weird al played banana man but thats awesome, and i love levar burton as bubble 👍👍👍👍 Favourite cast member: uh idk man, Character you wish was still alive: the? original lgs! they are gone and i miss them!!! i like lg3 just fine but i loved my boys!!!! One thing you hope really happens: i.... want fern and lg to be friends.... will that happen........ Most shocking twist: hhhhhhhh uuuuh idk When did you start watching/reading?: last year #bless Best animal/creature: i have an Incredibly soft spot for the goblins n the lemon people, ,,,,,, , ,,, it’s the big eyes/big ears Favourite location: the lemon castle managed to go from ‘awful disgusting mess with pretty stairways and haphazard plants and fountains’ to ‘soft auburn light and checkered guardrails and warm trees and orchards and lavish fountains’ hhhhhhh im weak Trope you wish they would stop using: like five lemon people have died already and the main one still doesnt get to have a happy relationship with anyone bc the first meaningful friendship he ever had went bad and his mom sewed him up with his only friend’s dead body but now she still doesnt seem to talk to him or anything he just deserves a friend stop killing him and his family and give him a happy thing... it’s not a trope but i want happy things for my boy and i want lemon people to stop dying bc i care abt the poor guys One thing this show/book/film does better than others: i like how it takes on Really Serious Issues and doesn’t skimp away from things like, you know, death and abuse and depression and other mental illnesses and acceptance of different people, as well as the really straight up truth they lay down for you and the sincere relationships (good and bad) you see, and the various different societal structures you get to see idk... other people have worded it better.... but yeah Funniest moments: too many but u h h h “finn shh! im having coffee with the lich” , (king worm and the eyes entirely actually), cuber murdering people (rip) Couple you would like to see: uhhhhhh seeing lemonzest again doesnt count since theyre both dead right i still have hope for their fionna and cake counterparts though..... i just want lsp and lg to get a meaningful (platonic or romantic) relationship, with each other or with someone else,, idc just ..... need that Actor/Actress you want to join the cast: i dont.. care Favourite outfit: do the comics count bc lemongrab has some rly nice clothes (ties, suits, bathing suits etc) and pb has this

Favourite item: dont make me choose Do you own anything related to this show/book/film?: three shirts, a bunch of pop figurines, some books, the dvds, a dress, bracelets, im so lucky,,, What house/team/group/friendship group/family/race etc would you be in?: the treehouse obvs and as much as id like to be in the lemon castle it looks sad in there and you dont get to sleep in a bed Most boring plotline: i love marcy but whenever she talks for too long i get bored idk Most laughably bad moment: so many but idk Best flashback/flashfoward if any: uM “OH WHAT A LUCKY LITTLE BOY YOU ARE TO LIVE SO GAILY!!!!!” or like. uh any flashbacks from any of the miniseries? iconic. and the comic where finn’s consciousness kept shooting forward in time idk it was killer Most layered character: probably finn bc he gets so much attention, runners up are pb, lsp, and lg because i pay attention to his every move Most one dimensional character: tbh ? no one? like even the background characters have Stuff Happening . the first three i thought of were ron james and lemonhope and xergiok but like... ron james has all that Sadness and he plays video games and has like anime posters. lemonhope’s struggling with a lot of guilt and fear but he’s chilling and exploring. xergiok did all That Stuff when he lost his eyes??? hm. abracadaniel maybe. loser.  Scariest moment: i feel like there oughta be a better answer than “i was avoiding my homework by watching season 6 for the first time and the next episode’s title card had lemongrab’s face plastered all over it and terror exploded through every cell in my body and i couldn’t watch it for hours” but i cant think of one Grossest moment: theres. a lot. Best looking male: jake???? obviously Best looking female: slime princess i know shes a Lump but shes so attractive whats wrong w me Who you’re crushing on (if any): slime pr..incess............ ron james... Favourite cast moment: i know there is one but i cant think of it Favourite transportation: long legged jakey, hot daniel,  Most beautiful scene (scenery/shot wise): bro besides literally everything in the mountain uhhhh that’s gotta be this one:

Unanswered question/continuity issue/plot error that bugs you: are fnj still the king and queen of the goblins (as in do the goblins know whisper dan’s just . not finn. do they know that yet) Best promo: idk man i only saw like one At what point did you fall in love with this show/book: mmm i was like ‘yeah cool’ then i read A Page on tvtropes abt lemongrab and lg2 and i got those first terrible Fangirl Feelings and i knew i was lost forever