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TEAM PENKSE β "Arriving in style" for team production day β¨οΈ
#nascar#indycar#joey logano#austin cindric#ryan blaney#will power#scott mclaughlin#josef newgarden#joey with the little leg kick to show off his new shoes#austin actually looks good here with the mustache maybe it just looks weird with the race suit then lol#ryan just popping those buttons like sir π³#my pookies for real#k but this shows off the difference between the indy and nascar boys shsosksosk
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hello chat i started persona 5 in august... was promptly hit by an akechi curse which lined up with when i started drawing again funny enough.
many more akechi drawings to come, consider this a warning
#my art#persona 5#persona 5 royal#goro akechi#akechi goro#joker persona 5#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#ohh my shaylaa#my shaylaaa#i wnt to hold his hand and read his blog and#and his hair is probably so soft and smells good#you didn't deserve it my baby pookie wookie golden boy sunshine#did nothing wrong EVER#i want to strangle him#i wish men were real#p5r
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Stanley is an absolute asshole and that's one of my favorite parts about him. Like yeah we can talk about his hidden heart of gold and whatnot, how he subtly shows his care for the kids and for his brother, but, like. He's still an asshole.
He has beef with multiple children! (Gideon and Pacifica, at the very least). And he has a reason--- defending his family--- but it's still beef with children! He regularly scams travelers out large amounts of money! He doesn't pay his employees! He insults people to their face! Even if he's doing it out of projection love, he still gives Dipper the short end of the stick, like, all the time. He opens a potentially world-ending portal just to get back his brother--- that's an asshole thing to do!
And this isn't a critique of Stan at all. But his churlish asshole nature is a beautiful part of him that makes him a really fun character. Being a good character doesn't = being a nice character. I'd even argue him becoming nicer isn't--- shouldn't be--- a requirement for his character development post canon. This is a guy who's yelling at other boaters over the radio. This is a guy who undoes your boat's drain plug 'cause you insulted his brother. Stan's a rude, penny-pinching curmudgeon that his family insists is nice deep down because he is--- to them. He don't give a shit about anyone else!
Let Stan be mean, dammit. He deserves it.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#sometimes character development is a mean guy becoming nicer#but me personally I make all my pookie princesses (old men) even ruder than they were to start#Ford Mabel and Dipper are also absolutely enablers#Because whenever Stan is being rude they assume the 'victim' deserves it#or at least whatever scheme Stan is pulling is funny to watch#Ford especially is not. the nicest guy either. let's be real.#trauma paranoia and pretty much fighting a 30-yr war will do that to a guy
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Can I ask for a first time (iykyk) with tenjiku? Where reader is a bit shy at first but man she kinky af on the insideee
Tenjiku x Shy!Virgin!->Kinky!Reader
β‘ NSFW, fem reader, fluff kinda, virginity loss obviously, virgin!Shion, soft sex -> kinky shit, rough sex/manhandling, overstimulation, creampie/breeding kink, cum play/cum drinking, daddy kink, saliva/spit play, tongue kissing, size kink/belly bulging, degradation, biting β‘
Characters: Izana, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Mucho, Mochi, Shion, Hanma
note: anon you ate real bad with this idea, I'm so sorry I procrastinated so hard with this π I should be ashamed of myself fr
edit: added Hanma for @sayaka-ur-cutie
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Izana (breeding kink)
π΄ Izana is surprisingly gentle at first, he wants to make your first time as pain free as possible. But as soon as he feels you thrusting your hips against his and basically fucking him back, he's gone, eyes rolled back and everything (I believe in extra sensitive!Izana). It also didn't help that you were whining for him not to pull out, the mere thought of cumming inside you had him seeing stars. He spent the rest of the night fucking, filling, and overstimulating you.
Kakucho (cum play)
π©· Kakucho literally makes the sweetness love to you, and it's not until after that he finds out how freaky you really are. After he pulls out and takes the condom off, he's shocked (and aroused) to see you take it out of his hand and raise it to your lips, swallowing every drop of his cum from it. He's standing there for a solid minute or two just staring at you before finally mustering up the courage to politely ask you if you want more.
Ran (daddy kink)
π Ran knows it's your first time, so he's going nice and slow with you...up until you call him daddy. He doesn't even say anything, he just smirks because he knew you were an undercover freak. He starts going slower, trying to make you whine and beg for him. He'll only speed up again if you call him daddy again though.
Rindou (spit play)
π©΅ Rindou loves the way you hide your face when he starts fucking you, he thinks it's cute that you're so shy. You're a lot less shy by the time he finds the perfect rhythm though, your hands roaming all over his body as he pounds into your pussy. Eventually your hands find their way to his hair, tangling in his locks and pulling him into a kiss. He thinks it's just a sweet little kiss and it was, until you slipped your tongue in his mouth. He just couldn't help but moan into the kiss before sliding his tongue into your mouth in return. And he definitely picked up on the way you clenched around him when his spit mixed with yours and started dripping down your lips and chin. He found your weakness, so expect him to exploit it to the fullest extent from now on.
Mucho (size kink)
π Mucho didn't think much of it when you mentioned how big he was, he knew you were just stating the obvious and probably a little nervous since you were a virgin. But when he kept hearing you say it in between the occasional moan or whimper while he was fucking you, that's when he realized just how much the difference in size turned you on. And he definitely didn't mind, if anything he started doing things to make the size difference more obvious. He grabbed your thighs and pressed your legs closer to your body, making you bend in ways you didn't know you could. He manhandled you, touching you with more force to show off his strength. But his new favorite thing was pressing his hand against the prominent bulge in your tummy, chuckling softly as you moaned and writhed in pleasure underneath him.
Mochi (degradation)
π‘ Mochi knew it was your first time, so he was extra careful not to hurt you...physically anyways. You just looked so cute underneath him, he couldn't help but tease you a little. Whispering dirty praises in your ear, telling you how good of a slut you were for him. He'd totally understand if you weren't into it, but the smile on his face when he felt your pussy gripping him tighter gave away the absolute delight he felt in knowing that you were just as nasty as him.
Shion (biting)
β₯οΈ Shion took his sweet time when he took your virginity, mainly because he was a virgin too and wanted your first time together to be special. He gently thrusted in and out of you with his face buried in the crook of your neck, planting soft kisses all over. All his gentle efforts went out the window when he felt your teeth sinking into his shoulder though. He had an almost visceral reaction to the bite, letting out a gasping moan and gripping your thighs tighter as he slowed down his thrusts, trying desperately not to cum inside you. He didn't know how to react, so he did what his body told him to and gently bit you back, his dick twitching inside you as he heard you let out a soft whimper. You two spent the rest of the night in each other's arms, fucking gently and nipping at each other's skin.
Hanma (rough sex)
π΅οΈ Hanma knew you were a virgin and was fully prepared to be gentle with you, at least at first. As soon as he bottomed out in you he knew damn well he wasn't going to be gentle the entire time. And your soft moans and the way you begged him to go harder only spurred him on. By the end of the night he was balls deep in your pussy with no intentions of ever being gentle in the bedroom again.
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#tokyo revengers headcanons#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers fluff#izana smut#kakucho smut#ran smut#rindou haitani smut#mucho smut#mochi smut#shion smut#could you tell I was having Rindou brainrot? π#and Mucho π« Idk why his was so long#and Shion's!!#I think I have a problem π it's a good one tho#Idk why I had like a spark of motivation early in the morning when I should damn well be sleep#the urge to write about fictional men at 1am is so real#hanma x reader#hanma smut#added hanma my pookie π
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if you're still boiling a character as complex as alistair down to anything along the lines of: himbo, idiot, soft baby without an idea of his own, haha funny cheese man i'm straight up burning your house down with lasers and sending you directly to hell.
if you genuinely believe that man is stupid, all you're doing is admitting that you yourself cannot see beyond the incredibly transparent veil he wants to put over your eyes.
what he is is insecure, and he wants you to think he's stupid so that he doesn't have to live up to expectations he fears he won't meet. shortly after meeting him you can call him out on using humor to deflect and make himself smaller and he ADMITS IT.
he repeatedly shows you just how intelligent he is and how aware of the ways of the world he is. his history knowledge, his understanding of the chantry and its control of templars and mages that goes far beyond nearly anyone else we as the player speak with, his emotional intelligence when it comes to understanding others' intentions and needs... and this is just a thoughtless little post with quick examples i conjured up in five minutes! i'm not even doing a deep dive here! how do so many people miss all of this?
this is not advanced reading of subtext, it's incredibly simple and i'm completely unsure how people don't understand this about him.
he's such a great character for so many reasons - his flaws being some of those reasons - but a lack of intelligence is simply not one of those flaws no matter how you spin it.
#keep my wife's name out of your mouth i'm so serious leave my man alone#da#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair#alistair theirin#i will not let them slander you pookie.......#like if you want to talk to me about alistair being occasionally short-sighted and idealistic to a fault i'm HERE#if you want to talk about alistair being a petty and at times vindictive bitch i'm HERE#talk to me about his real flaws#not something you made up because you don't understand the character#like how are we STILLLLLL having this conversation?#why does he get hit so hard with the mischaracterization beam by both his lovers and haters? i will never understand
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Our little family π₯° Valentine's day is also our wedding anniversary! We've been together for 19 years! So here is a doodle to the love of my life, my best friend and soulmate and favorite person in all of time and space!! π
#nips blogs#personal#my art#my pookie my shayla whatever young people are saying these days#I'm trying so hard not to be too corny or dramatic but!! true love is real whatever souls are made of his and mine are the same etc etc
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I think Sanji's view on feminism is the right and only good way to live as a man. If you're a man I hope you act like him. If you're a lesbian you're probably him too.


#he's so real when he's not a perv#i heart him#my little pookie feminist man#he's also a woman but doesn't know yet#one piece#black leg sanji#nico robin
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ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGEΒ -Β Jealousy ScenesΒ [1/5]
#jimpamedit#theofficeedit#jimhalpertedit#pambeeslyedit#*#*usc#tvedit#sitcomedit#useralison#userrin#usertreena#usernaureen#userkimchi#usergiu#bladesrunner#userjessica#mhoffman#useremsi#user.tee#watching jealous jim has me like :( pookie#but watching jealous pam makes me want to throw up and tear my hair out#bc jim is like railing agains tthe inevitable that the girl he likes is taken#and pam is realizing that she has deprived herself of everything she wants out of life#and any glimpse at a real life full with real love with someone who actually values her#and that she had it in her hands and let it go and now it is too late....#and it's not just love it's her WHOLE personhood that feels gone from her... hence the unattended art show :(#oof
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your izutade is so fricking wonderful beautiful cute well drawn etc. that is the friends first jutsu (irritating each other) they are j like my wife and I <3
I'm happy you like them!!! here they are taking a nap, for you and your wife

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LILA AND LENΓ My Brilliant Friend, chapter 27 "Compromises"
#my brilliant friend#italianedit#l'amica geniale#lila cerullo#lenΓΉ greco#mine: gifs#lila was about to kiss her fr#pookies for real#the most import gif set i ever made#now I will go thinking about a better life where they live together and are happy forever <3
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my blog summary in a nutshell to save your time from scrolling through my posts to see if it's your vibe or not <3

#'i write in my blogs alot' me to my family:#only the real ones know i write 5 page long analysis posts about my fav dead blonde roman pookie#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#jason grace#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#pjo memes
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Yes because I love him so much actually oh my lord. I do want to draw him in the jjba style because it fits him look at his lips I see it so much does anyone understand where Iβm coming from
#i wanna put him in my pocket#i wish he was real#i love him heβs my pookie#david gilmour#pink floyd#rock music#70s aesthetic#70s#70s music#70s fashion#roger waters
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"What app are you addicted to?" every other driver: tiktok, snapchat, instagram, etc. Carlos Sainz Jr. : THE WEATHER APP!!!!
#cheeto bits#f1#carlos sainz#grill the grid#lando norris#max verstappen#charles leclerc#oscar piastri#formula one#carlos sainz jr.#bro carlos is NOT real LMFAOOOO#this is why he's my baby boy#my pookie husband#bc wtf you mean youre addicted to the WEATHER APP OF ALL THE APPS ON YOUR PHONE#SERIOUSLY THE WEATHER APP!??!!#he's so silly i wish he was real
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Insert creative caption here blah blah blah stupid lil doodle I put a million overlays over LOLLLL
Versions without the text and effects or something
#ima be real with you guys I had no clue what I was going with here LMFAOOI#art#fanart#MCSM#minecraft story mode#romeo mcsm#mcsm romeo#romeo minecraft story mode#my silly little pookie bear I love so dearly#mcsm art#artists on tumblr#AUUGGG too many tags this is
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happy birthday to my pookie, Miggy π₯Ίβ€οΈ π₯³
#it's officially Miguel's birthday for me#I want to give him a besito for his birthday#I actually mean a bunch π€#if he was real - YOU BETTER BET I'D BE SPOILING HIM π©#I'd wake up and make him his favorite breakfast and take it to bed#pepper his face with kisses#RAHHHH#my pookie and babygirl#my husbanddd#my man#miguel o'hara#atsv miguel#spiderman 2099#across the spiderverse#miguel spiderverse#miguel spiderman
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RidoAce Week 2024 - Tea | Coffee πΉβ₯οΈ
I CANT BELIEVE RIDOACE INVENTED LOVE πππ
#ridoaceweek24#twisted wonderland#twst#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#acerido#acerid#ridoace#shia tart#own art#i took 18 hours for this according to procreate btw#but i will do everything for my pookies i love them the scrunklies#i cant believe ridoace is realβ¦.#happy borthday Ace btw!!!! he already has his own post tho
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