#my phuploads

[phanniehankgreen]

Posting low resolution photos of my TITs on tumblr dot com

[blossoms-phan]

thinking about what it means to be chained together, work, life and social, to quite literally be beside each other in life and… still make the confirmation that phil is indeed the funniest person he knows sound like the most earnest and sincere thing in the entire world? to spend so many of your days and years together now, with evidence of all those smiles and laughter written all over your face. something about the simplicity of these questions, timeless ones but untainted by social media or meme speak, leaning fully into the girly sleepover night energy but also just… answering so honestly, in a way that’s funny and charming and completely them but walls down. thinking about them trying to make dil and tabitha best friends and being disappointed when that reduced their romance level. thinking about “i think 14-year-old dan and phil would have been friends”, about more than just romantic, about i didn’t have a best friend for the first 18 years of my life, real best friends. their friendship is so important real lovers are friends first etc etc

[petermustdie]

i go to sleep in fear that wdapteo will be posted tomorrow

[beingkilledwascool]

Imma be honest guys, as a born-in-the-hiatus pandemic phannie, I didn't mind the new year break. But as deranged living-the-best-post-comeback life phannie I AM SALIVATING AT THE THOUGHT OF WDAPTEO NEXT WEEK

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i knew they were gonna upload today i just had a feeling (<- person who “has a feeling” they’re gonna upload everyday and happened to be right this time)

[phlondsbian]

the dangerous thing about a phupload is i get the zoomies for the rest of the day and all i can do about it is scroll tumblr

[perhapspluto]

genuinely what a great week to be a phannie . we stay winning . i love when they tour so bad

[ahhhhhhhhhhhhfh]

discussing the current lack of phuploads with my straight bf 😭

[tranniephannie]

ok i can survive a little longer without phupload (given that “next week” means this week, at least) now that we have proof of life.

the complete drought felt too much like when i was a kid and my parents would leave me in the car to go grocery shopping and they’d take so long i became convinced they were dead or had decided to abandon me forever

[shortnailsforfuntimes]

woke up from a really intense nap fully convinced that dan and phil dropped a phupload and stood up so fast i passed out which coincidentally was what happened in my dream

[farfetchdquest]

ok here's my realistic predictions

-dan makes some sort of "thank you" post (probably insta story?) about wad getting on that letterboxd list (sunday maybe?)

-dan and/or phil "we're back" insta story on first day of TIT

-sometime during next week we finally get the phupload

[mostlycorrectdipandpip]

i live in constant fear of phuploads and phinstagtam posts

how are these two guys gunna ruin my life today?

[ireallyliketrenchcoats]

phupload to get me through finals? please. PLEASe *starts sobbing on the floor, clutching my bag*

[doomwithaview]

my favorite thing about phuploads is when dan or phil say something so crazy that you know everyone’s gonna be talking about it for the next few days. you can picture the posts in your head as soon as they say it. and maybe in a few months people will post the clip saying “hey why did we move on from this it was crazy”

[yall-it-me]

flirty vibes. hints at getting a dog. winning the rpf poll. a phupload. and yet. they did not speak of gamingmas. what does this mean for humanity at large. and by humanity i mean me and my ability to get through december

[personthattoleratesme]

If I don’t have a phupload on my desk by midnight I fear that I will do something drastic