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Uncle Daniel 💖💘
#are you kidding me?????#my heart is melting!!!!!!#my ovaries bursting!!!!#my uterus contracting!!!!!#he loves them!!!!!!#the scrunched up face and the nuzzling with his big nose???!!! Isabella having to accept her fate 😫🥺#he needs to do a pink helmet with love hearts all over just for her!!!#that's how he'll go fast!!!#daniel ricciardo#aus gp 2024
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hearing dan and phil praise their healthcare system as an american:
#pain and suffering they thought my ovaries fucking burst and when they couldnt find my ovaries they just told me to take ibuprofen#intellectual monologue#dan and phil#dnp#phan
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She’s so boyfriend <3
#melissa benoist#Supergirl#Kara Danvers#gamer gorlll#lord have merthy give me strength not to lose my shit#she so AH#if she looked at me the way she’s looking at whatever in that last photo I’m convinced my ovaries would burst
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Sending you Joe. I hope you feel better soon. Cramps are awful 💖💖
Thank you so much Rosie, you seriously are the best!!💗💗
#now I desperately need high n dry Joe to come comfort me😭💗💗#sigh if only😭💗#he’s such a cutie my ovaries are literally going to burst#joe elliott#def leppard#asks
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PERCY WITH A BABY!!!!!
😍😍😍🫠🫠🫠🫠
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SIR
SSIRRR----
PFFTTT-
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imagine sae calling your daughter "mija"
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all i want is to see tom in this EXACT suit
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I'm about to massively TMI in the tags but I just need to rant about today so. Fair warning-
#right so. i just got home from a 6 hour hospital stay#i was at the beach this morning and had to rush home due to the insane level of abdominal pain i was in#went to urgent care and was redirected to the local hospital#had tests run and turns out i had a ruptured hemorrhaging ovarian cyst that decided the perfect time to burst was during a beach vacation#and also turns out i literally never had ibs i was misdiagnosed and had a fuckin cyst on my goddamn ovary for MONTHS before it burst
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oh oh unrelated but. did you look at the kny fic..... - idia
i didnt 💔💔💔💔 shits got crazy the last few days LOLS
#˚₊·—̳͟͞͞★#by shits got crazy i mean a cyst in my ovary burst and i was in the er over night lol#like 2 days ago
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I hope tomorrow goes well
#i have such bad mittelschmerz i'm having to wonder if it's possible my ovulation just decided to drag her feet this month#or if my appendix burst. the joys of having an overly active right ovary innit#um well. if i'm not vomitting i'm fine#i'm still revising bc i rly wanna pass this and might as well since i'm hurty but#the exam isn't until the afternoon
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No cause why is it so yummy in reverse too. He looks like he’s gonna all cozy up in there goddddddddddd
#send him to jail#and whoever reversed this shit#you’re going to jail for a thousand years how could you do this#my ovaries are bursting#narcos#pedro pascal#snuggles#Javier Peña
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Listen, listen. I’m very conflicted about this turn of events, too (mostly because Russos, I would be higher than a freaking kite right now if Favs were directing one or both of the upcoming films). But I’m reading all these reaction posts (Doomscrolling if you will - haha see what I did there?) and …. can y’all just PLEASE let us be happy for 5 minutes??? Overall, I am hopeful about this, and we need hope in this gigantic crap fest of a world.
There is a LOT of narrative potential and a lot of compelling directions they could take this (marvel, do not turn me into this —> 🤡 in 2026). Seeing what they did in Deadpool & Wolverine honestly gives me hope. I don’t think RDJ would come back for a just a cheap cash grab, he doesn’t need it.
Given the hole the MCU has dug for itself with this multiverse shit and the history of the comics, going this way actually makes some sense. (Then again, in 2018, I was adamant that they wouldn’t kill Tony in Endgame because it would just be a stupid idea and we know how that turned out 🤡🤡🤡).
Anyway, my point, if there is one, is that we have a few Schrödinger years to be optimistic and come up with a bunch of cool possibilities (until Marvel shits the bed again).
Until then, I’mma be happy:
#the avengers#mcu#rdj#dr doom#yes I’m still bitter as f that they killed my man and think they can fix everything just like that#but like… you can’t say this doesn’t make sense#I don’t know that they’re doing but I’ve always figured superior iron man was in the deck somewhere#maybe this is their way of doing that but in a different way#and secret wars needs doom so logically….#and this could just tie a whole bunch of shit from the infinity saga into the next few movies#it also gives the potential for a tony vs doom and showdown and my ovaries are bursting at the thought#and all kinds of iron fam angstttt#here’s your second chance marvel: fix what did#is anyone reading this?#if so I’ll be honest I just wanted to post this pic
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Yk personally the sexual tension between these two was absolutely suffocating. I felt throughout the movie that at any moment they were either gonna kill each other or just have sex.
P.s. henry cavill as wolverine just burst my ovaries.
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#the wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#wade x logan#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman
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Family Affair ~ Max Verstappen
Summary: it’s a family affair at the singapore grand prix as the entire verstappen family come to cheer max on
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ynusername: I’ll give you three guesses as to where we’re off to 🏎️
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maxverstappen1: well aren’t I just the luckiest dad/husband in the world 🩷
username1: we love when the verstappens all show up
username2: I can’t deal with how cute you all are
charles_leclerc: yesssssss!! leo can’t wait for all the pup cuddles this weekend
ynusername: nvm the kids, all the cuddles will come from me
danielricciardo: it’s been too long, can’t wait for the fam to reunite
maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo you do know you’re not actually family…don’t you?
danielricciardo: @/maxverstappen1 can you stop ruining my dreams please and thank you
redbullracing: we’re preparing ourselves for all the chaos 🤯
username3: watch max be exhausted before even getting in the car dealing with the kids and y/n
username4: cannot wait for the verstappen spam all weekend 😍
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maxverstappen1: project verstappen junior is well underway, checkout y/s/n learning the ropes during practice this morning 🏁
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schecoperez: when I’m next in need of a new engineer I’ll be sure to give y/s/n a call!
ynusername: @/schechoperez he would absolutely love to work for uncle checo ❤️
username4: just when we all thought these kids could not get any cuter, max posts this
username5: it’s the baby uniform for me 😅
oscarpiastri: y/s/n already looks like he does a better job than anyone at mclaren
mclaren: @/oscarpiastri we’ll pretend we didn’t hear that
ynusername: I’m never gonna be able to escape f1 am I??
username6: max must be the proudest parent seeing his son so in love with what he does
pierregasly: little guy is looking good in blue max!!
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redbullracing: when all the verstappens are wearing blue, it only means one thing 🏆🏁
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maxverstappen1: another big push this weekend team, with my favourite mascots I’m sure p1 has my name all over it
username7: petition for team verstappen to come and cheerlead for me instead
username8: asking for a friend…can your ovaries burst just from a photo?
ynusername: team max! (and @/schechoperez 🎉)
username9: if anyone was wondering where all the good genes went…look no further
username10: pls tell me that is max’s helmet that y/d/n is wearing, it’s drowning her 😭
ynusername: @/username10 don’t worry, it is, she insists on trying it on when max finishes it, the stench is gross
maxverstappen1: @/ynusername excuse me, I always smell a million dollars
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maxverstappen1: on pole for tomorrow, job done for another day, now to rest up and relax for tomorrow. not sure how possible that will be with the kids, the pink bow was a new low 🥺🩷
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estebanocon: mate the bow should stay…really brings out the colour in your eyes
georgerussell63: sorry max, I’m never going to be able to take you seriously again
ynusername: damn love, y/d/n really has got you wrapped around her little finger 😂
maxverstappen1: @/ynusername what can I say? she really is a daddy’s girl 😊
username11: look at his smile, that’s a true proud dad smile going on there
username12: I swear max you have never looked better 😍
carlossainz55: almost at smooth operator level there max!!
maxverstappen1: @/carlossainz55 from you sir I will take that as a complete
pierregasly: that reminds me, I really must update your photo contact on my phone
fernandoalo_oficial: you lose all street cred the moment you become a dad I’m afraid max
username13: not all the drivers finally taking revenge and getting back at max 😂😂
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ynusername: the three stages of race week with children. 1) run around with loads of energy. 2) begin to tire but remind yourself how cute your children are when they give you cute notes. 3) completely collapse after the race when you realise your children have tired you out before the lights even went out. sorry bub, but remember we love you dearly 🩷🩷🩷🩷
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maxverstappen1: I’ll be good as new for tomorrow, spending time with you guys will always be my priority. I love you all so much more 🥺❤️
landonorris: I remember the days when max used to write me cute notes like that 😭
danielricciardo: @/landonorris and the days when he used to play tag with me around the paddock too
landonorris: @/danielricciardo he’s abandoned us now for the kids…my heart is broken
yukitsunoda0511: that looks like a man trying to get five minutes peace from his kids on the right 😂
maxverstappen1: @/yukitsunoda0511 guilty as charged
username13: just when I think we possibly couldn’t get anymore cute dad max photos for the weekend, we end up getting more
username14: you just know that max absolutely dotes on his two angels
oscarpiastri: petition for the two of you to adopt me, I want to be part of all this fun too 🥺
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maxverstappen1: singapore p1 🏁🎉 couldn’t have done it without my incredible team cheering me on, having them beside me constantly reminds me of the sacrifices they all make. y/n, y/s/n, y/d/n, you guys are the best. thanks for all the support team, now to soak up all the daddy cuddles before the next one ����
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ynusername: words cannot begin to express how proud we are of you!! nights like this simply don’t get better my love 🤩
redbullracing: congratulations on a great week of racing max, enjoy the time with your family now
username15: poor y/d/n looks so exhausted, it must be hard work cheering for daddy
landonorris: are those daddy cuddles just from y/s/n and y/d/n????
maxverstappen1: @/landonorris what exactly are you implying?
landonorris: @/maxverstappen1 🫢🫢🫢🫢
charles_leclerc: congrats on a great week max, an honour to share the podium with you again
lance_stroll: lovely to finally meet all the family my man, enjoy the rest and recovery with your little ones
username16: are we all just going to pretend like we don’t know what lando is hinting at back there?
username17: max screams daddy material…literally 😅
georgerussell63: we couldn’t not let you win this one…we just didn’t wanna upset the kids 😂
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ynusername: husband, father, grand prix winner, is there anything that this man can’t do? we are so proud of you max, every time I think you can’t achieve more, you go and prove me wrong. thank you for the best weekend with our little team ❤️🔥
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carlossainz55: he’s yet to beat me at fifa…that’s something he can’t do 😂
logansargeant: I swear you guys are the ultimate goals, if anyone asks, this is how I want my future to look!!
maxverstappen1: thank you for cheering me on, I hope you guys know that I do all of this for you 🥺
ynusername: @/maxverstappen1 ofc we do, and once again you’ve reminded our children that hard work really does pay off
danielricciardo: I remember the days when he used to hug me like that 😭
ynusername: @/danielricciardo MOVE ON AND LET IT GO 😂😂😂
username18: he’s lucky to have someone as amazing as you in his corner y/n
username19: pls tell me this is the last post this weekend, my heart can’t take anymore adorableness 💔
landonorris: go team verstappen!! (I’m secretly rooting for you guys!)
redbullracing: remember y/n you’re always welcome in the paddock, we’ve loved having you, y/d/n and our future world champion y/s/n with us this weekend 😊
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I hope you enjoyed this little smau, any feedback or requests would be gratefully received 🥺🥺🥺
˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ´ˎ˗
#f1#f1 imagine#formula 1#formula 1 x reader#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#formula 1 x you#formula 1 social media#formula 1 imagine#formula 1 fanfic#formula one#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#f1 smau#formula 1 smau
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Ohh...Oh hi, Gale. Why yes, ofc you can ravish me. 🥵
#that second picture though#holy shit#my ovaries just burst into flames#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#bg3 gale#baldur's gate 3#gale#baldur's gate gale#baldurs gate
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