#my nigga-chan

[sweetestofchaos]

Stray Kids Reaction to...You singing ‘Need To Know’ by Doja Cat

Backstory: Everyone has to preform a cover song that they pulled from a hat and you are laughing ‘cause you don’t show your sexy side very often. You take a few days to practice on your own. Getting your dance moves down and memorizing the stupid song so you won’t look dumb in front of everyone. A girlfriends takes you shopping for the perfect outfit. Can’t do this little show half assed, right? The outfit is simple, a pair of white booty shorts that have a colorful pattern on them with a matching blazer, the sexy part? You’re wearing a hot pink lace bralette with hot pink open toed strappy heels.

You are holding the performances in one of the practice rooms since it has the most space and when it’s your turn, you quickly get ready. You signal for a staff member to start the music and take a breath before you walk in, your heels clicking on the beat.

Warnings: Suggestive content and strong language

a/n: Okay! Here is the second half of @thickemadame​ request. Thank you again, for waiting! I hope you enjoy this, hun.

Bang Chan

The way you are demanding Chan’s attention, is making his heart race. When did you learn how to move like that? Were you always able to make your ass bounce so easily? Thoughts of the two of you together start to plague his mind and he fighting for his life. Damn. You want to eat him? Well, shit! Guess he knows what it’s hitting for later.

Eat it like I need an apron on (yeah, ay) Eat it 'til I need to change my thong (yeah, ay) We could do it to your favorite song (yeah, ay) Take a ride into the danger zone

Lee Know

You got some kind of nerve walking into the room in that outfit. Who the hell do you think...oh...oh! Nevermind, keep is up. Minho is stuck, the man can’t take his eyes off you. He’s all about dancing, so watching your legs stretch and bend is making him want to join you for a different kind of dance. He’s impressed. Who would have thought that one of friends was such a vixen.

I just can't help but be sexual (whoa) Tell me your schedule (yeah) I got a lotta new tricks for you, baby Just sayin' I'm flexible (I will)

Changbin

Changbin was laughing when it was your turn. He didn’t know what song you got, but he knew you would be fun to watch. You hated dancing in front of him. When you walked in showing off your legs, Changbin didn’t know what to do. He wanted to rip his shirt off and cover you...but the moment you started singing he wanted to rip that clothing right off. He was intrigued by this new side of you. Sexy and tempting. Man he wanted to do whatever you wanted to do. He was waiting and ready.

Baby, come throw the pipe (pipe) Gotta know what it's like (like) Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa Baby, I need to know, mmm

Hyunjin

Man’s is hype! He loves this song. The way you’re making the song your own is everything. He isn’t missing a single thing you do, not looking away once, even when the guys are losing their minds beside him. He likes the way you drop to your knees and hump the floor as you slide back towards the mirror. Your ass is looking great. His tongue plays behind his lips and he catches your eyes as you go into a split while laying down. He smirks and runs his thumb over his lower lip, letting his tongue poke out. You know that signal and smile. Looks like you’ll be riding tonight after all.

You're exciting, boy, come find me Your eyes told me, "Girl, come ride me" Fuck that feeling both us fighting Could he try me? (Yeah) mmm, most likely

Han

Whoa! Whoa...whoa! Jisung isn’t sure what he likes more, the lack of clothing or the filth coming from your mouth. He knew you could rap, but damn not like this. The way you can make this song sound so much sexier, yeah he might have to shoot his shot. He’s always liked you, thought you were super cute and sweet. This new side is exciting and he wants to live on the edge a little.

You know my nigga be buggin' me I just be wonderin' if you can fuck on me better

Felix

Felix isn’t stupid. He knows that your just singing this song for fun. However, the way your staring at him and only him?? Na, you want this dick and he’ll give it to you. He’s been waiting for his chance to make a move and you beat him to it. He wonders if you’ll be loud for him? The walls aren’t thick at all, so a gag will have to do...maybe he can use that pretty bralette?

I heard from a friend of a friend That that dick was a ten out of ten I can't stand it, just one night me

Seungmin

Oh? That’s what your into, huh? He can deliver, don’t worry about that. Seungmin keeps his cool, smirking as you dance to the lyrics, his eyes not leaving your hips as you sing the song just for him. He wonders if your skin will bruise if he spanks you hard enough? Would you cry for him? Beg him to slap you harder? What were your limits? Seungmin couldn’t wait to find out.

Spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me (ew) Uh, wait, I can take it (ah)

I.N.

The moment Jeongin’s eyes lock with yours, it’s a wrap. He plays shy and innocent, but he’ll show you want he can really do. No more, mister nice guy, that’s for sure. You come close to him and he leans back in his chair, giving you all the room you need to park that ass right in his lap. Go on, don’t be shy. He promises to take good care of you.

Tryna see if you could handle this ass Prolly give his ass a panic attack

[justbeingnamaste]

I'm that bitch (yeah)

Been that bitch, still that bitch (ah)

Will forever be that bitch (forever be that bitch)

Yeah (ayy, ha)

I'm the hood Mona Lisa, break a nigga into pieces

Had to X some cheesy niggas out my circle like a pizza (yeah)

I'm way too exclusive, I don't shop on Insta' boutiques

All them lil' ass clothes only fit fake booties

Bad bitch, still talking cash shit

Pussy like water, I'm unbothered and relaxing

I would never trip on a nigga if I had him

Bitch, that's my trash, you the maid, so you bagged him, ah

I'm a savage (yeah)

Classy, bougie, ratchet (yeah)

Sassy, moody, nasty (hey, hey, yeah)

Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)

What's happening? Bitch (whoa, whoa)

I'm a savage, yeah

Classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah

Sassy, moody, nasty, huh

Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch

What's happening? (Ayy, ah)

Eat me and record it, but your edge-up all I'm showing (ah)

I keep my niggas private, so his AP all I'm showing (baow)

Beefing with you bitches really getting kinda boring

If it ain't about the money, then you know I'm gon' ignore it

I'm the shit, ooh (ayy)

I need a mop to clean the floor, it's too much drip, ooh (too much drip, ooh)

I keep a knot, I keep a watch, I keep a whip, ooh (I keep a whip, baow)

Let's play a game, Simon says I'm still that bitch, ayy (still that bitch)

I'm still that bitch, yeah (ah)

I'm a savage (yeah)

Classy, bougie, ratchet (yeah)

Sassy, moody, nasty (yeah)

Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (what's up?)

What's happening? Bitch (what's up?)

I'm a savage, yeah

Classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah

Sassy, moody, nasty, huh

Acting stupid, what's happening? Bitch (what's up?)

What's happening?

Bitch, I'm lit like a match, ooh

And any nigga I let hit is still attached, ooh

That body right, but you know this pussy fat, ooh

I drop a picture, now these bitches feel attacked, ayy

Don't let that nigga gas you up and get you whacked, ooh

I make a call and get a pussy nigga smacked, uh

These bitches talkin' 'bout pulling up, well, where you at? Ooh

I'm in a Lamb', bitch, catch me if you can, ooh

I'm kickin' bitches out they spot, Stalli' Chan, yeah (ah, yeah)

Niggas say I taste like sugar, but ain't shit sweet, ah

Mwah

Ayy, ayy, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, mwah

[cxffeeshxp]

~Super fucking random but fuck it.

I cannot trust people that are like 'Chris-chan is faking being trans to get with lesbians' like my nigga no cis man is going to 'pretend' to be trans for ten fucking whole years or try to makeshift their own vagina.

She is still a shitty person but man people really want to pick and choose who is trans enough for their approval. Shit's gross.

[changbinismymuscledaddy]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN STAYVILLE?!?!?!

I leave the internet for two weeks, only TWO WEEKS and I come back to see Skz x NSYNC/Green Day and then I see Chan bamboozled stay into thinking he wasn't gonna do a birthday live and then the nigga does one for FOUR HOURS FOUR WHOLE HOURS!!!!! WTF IS GOING ON MY PEOPLE?!?!? And then the Tower of God OST's like they was hitting them notessssss frl...The remix with Chk chk boom and Bye Bye Bye was fire tho and then Don Lee and Changbin?!?!?! Like slay we got Papa and Son finally and Seungmin's eyebrow piercing??!?!?! GAAHHHHHH Idk if it's real or fake but DZAMN. Like so much happened these past two weeks I can't keep up bro

[weomweomscizorawxscizorweomweom]

Violet: Yeah, skrrt

Violet: M-M-M-Murda

Jenny: Motorsport, yeah, put that thing in sports (skrrt, skrrt)

Jenny: Shawty bad (bad), pop her like a cork (pop it)

Jenny: You a dork, never been a sport (dork, yeah)

Jenny: Pull up (woo, woo), jumpin' out the court (court, jump)

Jenny: Cotton candy (drink), my cup tastes like the fair (cotton)

Jenny: Straight up there (where?) we didn't take the stairs (where?)

Jenny: Faced my fears (fears), gave my mama tears (mama)

Jenny: Shiftin' gears (shift), on the Nawf, get serious (serious)

Violet: Face all your fears, then get at me

Violet: Hit so many donuts on them backstreets

Violet: Sit so high in the nosebleeds (yeah)

Violet: Feel like I can fly, yeah

Kari: Xans, Perky, check (yeah), Bill Belichick

Kari: Take the air out the ball, just so I can flex

Kari: Take the air out the mall, walkin' with the sacks

Kari: Take the air out your broad (hey), now she can't go back

Kari: Xans, Perky, check (yeah), Bill Belichick

Kari: Take the air out the ball (yeah), just so I can flex

Kari: Take the air out the mall (hey, walk in with the sacks)

Kari: Take the air out your broad (woo, woo, woo, E)

Kari: Offset

Jenny: The coupe came imported (hey)

Jenny: This season's Off-White come in snorted (white)

Jenny: Green Lamborghini a tortoise (Lambo)

Jenny: No human being, I'm immortal (no)

Jenny: Patek and A.P. full of water (Patek)

Jenny: Hundred K, I spend on my señora (racks)

Jenny: My pinky on margarine, butter (margarine)

Jenny: And my ears got McDonald's nuggets (ayy)

Jenny: Soon, as I land on the Leer (whew)

Jenny: Piguets, they wet, tears ('guets)

Jenny: 488, hit the gears (488)

Jenny: Suicide doors, Britney Spears

Jenny: I'm boujee, so, bitch, don't get near (boujee)

Jenny: Criss Angel, make dope disappear (voila)

Jenny: Hit the gas, it got flames out the rears (skrrt)

Jenny: It's a race to the bag, get the mills (hey)

Kari: Ride the dick like a BMX

Kari: No nigga wanna be my ex (no)

Kari: I love, when he go on tour

Kari: 'Cause he cums more, when I see him less

Kari: I get upset off, I turn Offset on

Kari: I told him the other day

Kari: Man, we should sell that porn

Kari: Yeah, Cardi B, I'm back, bitches

Kari: I don't wanna hear I'm actin' different

Kari: Same lips that be talkin' 'bout me

Kari: Is the same lips that be ass kissin'

Kari: These hoes ain't, what they say they are

Kari: And their pussy stank, they're catfishin'

Kari: Same hoes, that was sendin' shots

Kari: They reachin' out like their back itchin'

Kari: Why would I hop in some beef (why?)

Kari: When I could just hop in a Porsche?

Kari: You heard she gon' do what from who?

Kari: That's not a reliable source, no

Kari: So tell me, have you seen her?

Kari: Let me wrap my weave up

Kari: I'm the trap Selena

Kari: Dame más gasolina (skrrt)

Jenny: Motorsport, yeah, put that thing in sports (skrrt, skrrt)

Jenny: Shawty bad (bad), pop her like a cork (pop it)

Jenny: You a dork, never been a sport (dork, yeah)

Jenny: Pull up (woo, woo), jumpin' out the court (court, jump)

Kari: Uh, yo, watch your man, then you should watch your mouth

Kari: Bitches is pressed, administer mouth to mouth

Kari: You see them stats, you know, what I am about

Kari: I am the champ, I'm Iron Mike in a bout

Kari: Attention, I'ma need you to face front

Kari: You don't want smoke with me, this is a laced blunt

Kari: Rap's Jackie Chan, we ain't pullin' them fake stunts

Kari: My crown won't fit on your bum ass lace fronts (uh)

Kari: You bitches catchin' a fade, shout out my nigga Lil Boosie

Kari: All of your friends'll be dead, you can get hit with that Uzi

Kari: I call him Ricky, he say he love me like Lucy

Kari: Get you a straw nigga, you know this pussy is juicy

Kari: This Givenchy is custom made, now you can't get it at Saks though

Kari: I don't work in no office, but they copyin' and that's facts though

Kari: I ain't tryna be violent, but if Nicki on it, it slaps, ho

Kari: Get you lined for that paper like a loose leaf when that strap blow

Kari: I'm with a couple bad bitches that'll rip the party

Kari: Quavo the QB, I'm Nick Lombardi

Kari: Pull up in the space coupe, I done linked with Marty

Kari: I can actually afford to get a pink Bugatti

Kari: Yo Nick, didn't you just do a hit with Gotti?

Kari: That too, but my niggas send hits like Gotti

Kari: It's a wrap, like the things on the head of a Saudi

Kari: Bitch, you my son, go and sit on the potty (rrrr)

Jenny: Brand new Chanels (Chanels)

Jenny: I stepped on runnin' from 12 (12)

Jenny: Ain't make no commitment with none of you bitches

Jenny: 'Cause money is treatin' me well (uh uh)

Jenny: If Nicki should show me her titty

Jenny: Right hand on the Bible, I swear I won't tell (swear)

Jenny: If I get to play with that kitty

Jenny: I wonder how many platinums we gon' sell (albums)

Jenny: Pop a Perc and catch a feel (I pop one)

Jenny: Now I cannot feel the wheel (woah)

Jenny: My chest bad, give me chills

Jenny: And the left hand on Richard Mille (ice)

Jenny: Not the watch, but the price on the ice

Jenny: If you don't know what that is (huh)

Jenny: Motorsport, motorville

Jenny: Abort the mission, that's a kill (pew, pew, brrr)

Jenny: Motorsport, yeah, put that thing in sports (skrrt, skrrt)

Jenny: Shawty bad (bad), pop her like a cork (pop it)

Jenny: You a dork, never been a sport (dork, yeah)

Jenny: Pull up (woo, woo), jumpin' out the court (court, jump)

Jenny: Cotton candy (drink), my cup tastes like the fair (cotton)

Jenny: Straight up there (where?) we didn't take the stairs (where?)

Jenny: Faced my fears (fears), gave my mama tears (mama)

Jenny: Shiftin' gears (shift), on the Nawf, get serious (serious)

Kari: Girl, yeah, yeah, I wish my grandma could see me (Grandma)

Kari: Take away pain, ain't easy (Pain)

Kari: That's why I fire up a bleezy (Fire)

Kari: Niggas not cappin' this season

[darknessillumina]

Criminal Minded

[Verse]

I replace teeth for fangs Commit lyrical arson spittin' flames Straight basketcase, you can't pace with my DNA It don't matter, we did it many times, many ways There's no going back! You want to kill? Kill today An dark world you will never return Got me lookin' for Heaven on Earth but What's the word? Gotta stomp on his neck to the curb Gang vet turf, there's no cure for the illest on Earth For real! Turn him a star, I'm ready to kill Dissolve it in acid just like Dennis Nil Known to execute pigs, no remorse what I feel Thugs and pigs love the mud, you're just a imbecile Suffer much embedded illusion I'm a Ted Bundy–Ed Gein demented fusion Known to put a tag on the toe of Bigfoot's missing link Mister Sinister of imagery and wizardry, I hate the drums Perforate your eardrums, but motherfucker, keep listening Yo, I find knowledge in the silence, you just pray I don't prey Flame pace change the pace to exchange the space As I fall abyss I crawl insist to go back to at least appreciate My smallest things, the tall swings in the ring like Nikolai Valuev I won't care for size, jab lips, they make big caskets When they cremate you, you're a grain like everyone else Too much pain in my dome make the headache burn like Hell I can't represent my folks, chinese culture is full of so much holes I shapeshift to a smoke, I invoke Zozo with the board and provoke Split figures disfigured, whenever I go I am followed By a huge swarm of crows (Oh) Interrogate wack rappers Like MIB with dark glasses past what the masses Pre-suppose the subjects of what we're rapping In my dream I am a lion or wolf, in reality my eyes Keep drippin' tears of foul mold, often never softened Like viral TikTok's, I am the virus and cough The castle of Holmes, Sherlock Holmes fucking uranium bombs Won't rest until we have at least one million songs Yeah.. Kickin' down Heaven's gates Eating lobsters over eleven plates Never safe as I love hard with the clever hate Then I infestate, trust me Consume the sun and the moon The gun and the tomb I wanna permanently change my human shape Close my eyes in Hell and wake in unpleasant place Legislate for me to never wake tired and feeling so laze I may be addicted when I masturbate and ejaculate To feel an temporary trance of satisfaction over constant hate (We talk about hate too much, man) Supreme beam, Grim Reaper, nice to meet ya Odds and heathens, gods and demons, icebox on heaters I'm a five-head-red-demon, keep it beneath your feet heated I'm the kind of nigga to slap Snoop Dogg's weed reefer Ghost phantom, roast Charles Manson, we're some fiery rhymers And if you snuck up under my bed, there's a bunch of hairy spiders Check my footsteps in the ground, you bastard It's like 9/11 crashin', gave brain damage Leave your frame smashed in due to lame fashion You must live in Atlantis, pop your average cabbage And kick your ass like Jackie Chan the drunken master I hate you babblin' while you cappin', nigga stay maddened Chop they mothafuckin' head off, cut his beard off Pour the Smirnoff, I rock a mask here like the Phantom of the Opera Circumstances gave me no options, I arson niggas proper When these cops go home, wanna kill some Black man nigga? I ain't the one! Drop 'em off a fuckin' rollercoaster Or smack 'em with my own PS4 controller (Oh shit) The scene gets bloody like Kangals fighting hyenas You niggas gangrenas (Gangrene) Gang green Grove vs. Ballas, I had plenty but not much Too much Henny in your guts, I promise I can Get you touched by one of these zombies on the corner Who squeeze you like the anacondas, run up on us And get crushed to utmost dust, the explosive about to erupt You see I barely started, but goddamn nigga, I think I had enough The villain of the slums (What the fuck?) I'm tryin' to keep my sanity's edge Whatever's left of jazz effects and Das EFX But that's what they said, the wicked never rest

[versacethotty]

he don't wanna be saved, don't save him

that is not my nigga, don't claim him

bout twenty missed calls, he faded

white boy wasted, channing tatum

[fr3akinthecorner]

at morocon fuck boy high school we listen to lava magma mommy! u named the school after yourself? oh yea i forgot how to do this ok so princeton high school? yes! what do we even do? it's gonna be so fun without keeho it's funny that u say that! bc he's coming along! pssh yea right he's here right now you're really gonna kick me out of ur high school? this isn't even. weirdcore nigga who the fuck is you stop! i'm still gonna be in your life u just have ur bfs back my husbands!!! no not yet emily rose chan please stop and post this right fucking now bitch who the fuck is you remember i don't remember u now who remember u

[chanshuggies]

People who read/listen to fanfics of their favorite anime character(s) can bring them joy and happiness. Also, can bring emotions to them...

Also if they listen to Yagami Yato some of thoes audios help people sooo.... if ur one of thoes people who kinda disrespecting people or calling them weird please stop.. Yes it can feel weird if ages differences(she does ages them up) but it can be weird for people.... Cece(a.k.a Yagami Yato) is an amazing person and she is amazing at what she does. I’m just tried of people disrespecting her.. and if I remember a lot of things are happening in the discord right now so yeaa....

[theeholytrinity]

my family bullies me because I like naruto and honestly? that's fair

[piscesprncesa]

rlly woke up and chose violence w this man im SCREAMING

[timetraveltodystopia]

Stray Kids current energies - February shufflemancy reading

♡ Shufflemancy reading - 25/02/22 - 26/02/22

Disclaimer: I’m a beginner with tarot and my readings could be correct and could be not. I am still learning so please take everything with a grain of salt. These readings are for fun and for entertainment purposes only <3

This is all alleged. I don’t want to hurt any idol or send them hate.

Bang Chan

Stranger - Covey

Oh I've been a stranger Sleeping with you in my bed I wish I could save you From the thoughts up in my head

Bang Chan has been seeing a person, and on and off relationship that isn't going to last.

Lee Know

Snakes x elephants - Fana Hues

Snakes and elephants they crowd the room No room for comfort Lost all time to stop and lick my wounds Nor would I want to Pride is turning blue black My nigga how you do that So far from where we was at

Lee Know getting rid of old traumas and problems that used to cloud his mind. Feeling uncomfortable with his emotions will try to avoid toxic people that were part of his past and learn to not approach them in the future.

Changbin

More mess (Hugel remix) - Kungs

The hard times have been the longest battle for me (oh oh, hey yo) But freedom's inside, it's time to take what I need (oh oh, hey yo)

After hard working his ass off and doing what you have to do to be an idol, Changbin feels free after reaching his peak of fame (Well during his peak of fame)

Hyunjin

I fall in love too easily - Caleb Belkin

I fall in love too easily I fall in love too fast I fall in love too terribly hard For love to ever last

As the song says Hyunjin has fallen in love and no one can change that feeling.

Han Jisung

Marching into the dark - John Legend

All of the greatest The greatest of all We're chasing their fading star Who'll be the latest The latest to fall? We're marching into the dark

Jisung is going hermit mode and will try to find answers to his own questions. Introspection is what he needs.

Felix

Money - Michael Kiwanuka

Money, money, is it really love? Money, will it be love? Oh, man, again, I swear Money, money, I feel it killing love Money, will it be love? Oh, man, again, I swear

Felix has been wasting his money on things that he doesn't need for pleasure in a short amount of time. He is realizing that he doesn't need to do this to bring happiness to his life.

Seungmin

Apple - Julia Michaels

Kissing in summer, so innocent In your apartment on the weekends Lift up my dress to see where you've been That's what I want and that's where I am Bite off an apple right from your fridge Come here and taste it right off my lips Spill your emotions into my hands That's what I want

Seungmin is another person who has a partner. The kind of summer love that never ends, genuine and pure. A long-term relationship that is going to last.

I.N.

Toothache - Topaz Jones

Buzzin' for you, honey bee I need your sugar rush Promise, baby, I won't bite I'm fiending for your love Buzzin' for you, honey bee I need your sugar rush (Need your sugar rush) Promise, baby, I won't bite I'm fiending for your love

I.N. has a special someone in his life. He perceives his life is brighter and more colorful with them and doesn't want this love to stop.

This changes over time. Everyone has free will and vibrations change. Hope you like this reading <3

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[kegiostoyslut12345]

S.E.N.P.A.I by Shiki-TMNS

Ecchi till I die all these lolis call me (senpai) Rubbing on her thighs she stay wet for her (senpai) Shawty so kawaii, and would die for her (senpai) Ride and watch hentai, all the time with (senpai)

My soul is tormented by a succubus Call her sis, pantsu drippin from the way I spit Fell in love with this, siscon music now she in my grips Wanna take a sip, of her onii-sans essence No-no-no questions asked, always let onii smash Trying up my siscon team, get a foot off in your ass, boooy I ain't talkin' bout that DOA But shawtys jiggle physics on the level of Ayane mane Okay okay, we actin out them eroges Shout out to tama for them tags they soundin sexy Tell your nii chan come and test me if that nigga wants some beef In the sheets and ecchi guy, but in the streets I be the (senpai) Chillin watching hentai with other niggas kouhais Like her skirts mini sized and socks pulled up knee high "A" cup is just fine with onii (shh) close your eyes Promise you will love it, just relax tonight with (senpai)

Ecchi till I die all these lolis call me (senpai) Rubbing on her thighs she stay wet for her (senpai) Shawty so kawaii, and would die for her (senpai) Ride and watch hentai, all the time with (senpai)

Ecchi till I die all these lolis call me (senpai) Rubbing on her thighs she stay wet for her (senpai) Shawty so kawaii, and would die for her (senpai) Ride and watch hentai, all the time with (senpai)

Ecchi all these lolis call me senpai We poppin bottles all night, we keep it too fly She trip and fall all on her dress We neck to neck and chest to chest Slow down baby girl let's get undressed She say senpai give me yo best, uh

I paint a picture with my flow, I call that sakura-sou I'm chillin in the onsen, wit yo imouto and mashiro Like yuuki rito, I 'ont even try, bitch I just get hoes So if you tryina spit at me, you can call me Yung Ichijou

Like raku-sama with these girls, bitch I'm turnin' keys My love for waifus and imoutos always keep me on the beat Spit fire on the cypher, anime girls are my desire Stack my yen higher and higher, cashin out she call me (senpai)

Ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii Like kyousuke yeah you know im playin ero games while she asleep She crawl up on oniichan, ya she ask for that initial D And now we switchin gears and ridin out, all up on this beat

Ecchi till I die all these lolis call me (senpai) Rubbing on her thighs she stay wet for her (senpai) Shawty so kawaii, and would die for her (senpai) Ride and watch hentai, all the time with (senpai)

Ecchi till I die all these lolis call me (senpai) Rubbing on her thighs she stay wet for her (senpai) Shawty so kawaii, and would die for her (senpai) Ride and watch hentai, all the time with (senpai)

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

Blackfem!reader playing UNO with inarizaki🧎🏾atsumu begging Aran and the reader to play while Aran is just like “👨🏿‍🦯”

Girl yess 💀💀 this should live in my head rent free (idk if your into kpop or stray kids but this reminds me of them for some reason Felix and Chan playing Uno 💀)

Playing Uno With Inarizaki Boys

(This song is bussin 😩)

*****

It was a random sleepover being held at the the twins house, they wanted their whole team to be there. And you being the manager had a free pass in too.

“We should play Truth or dare” Atsumu says out of boredom.

“Uhm sure I guess” Suna says, still looking at this phone

“Okay who’s going first?” Atsumu looks around the circle of boys and then his eyes land on you.

“Y/nnnnn~” he says dragging your name

“Yessss” you says copying him

“Truth or dare”

The whole team looks at you and leans in AYO BACK TF UP.

“Uh- dare?” You say it as a question and the whole team goes: “OUUUUUUUUUU”

The only calm ones there are probably Aran and Kita. You looked at Aran so quick- homeboy even felt bad for you 😤✋🏾

Atsumu adjusts him self but laying on his stomach and resting his head on both of his hands. “I dare you to suck my feet”

Atsumu had a crush on you, matter fo fact the whole team did, ig this was his dumbass way to show that he liked you without telling you.

“Atsumu... baby-” you start

He started blushing when you said ‘baby’

“-go sit in the corner”

You could see his face just getting redder and redder.

“I’m not playing this game no more” you say

“NOO NOOO IM SORRY, IT WAS A JOKE”

He had the audacity to hug you after 😐🔪

“We should play Uno” Hitoshi says, breaking the awkwardness.

“Okay where are the cards at?” Aran says

“Lemme get them” says Osamu making his way out the living room.

- 10 minutes later -

It was just a mix of weird and “sus” comments like:

“Your gonna get your cheeks clapped, Osamu”

“AYOO PAUSE”

Kita was ofc monitoring the game because he was afraid someone Atsumu was gonna cheat, he didn’t know this but he was literally the mom of the game.

“Ren it’s your turn” Kita says

Ren puts down a 4 and Kita is next

The game was running smooth and all until you guys reached the point in the game where people started have only 2-3 cards left. It started getting more aggressive 👀👀👀. You probably was thinking that they was playing spades or gambling with the way they was throwing them cards down on the table.

“PICK UP FOURRRR” Atsumu yells

“MAN FUCK YOUUUU!!” Suna yells back

Probably the most emotion you saw out of Suna in a long minute

The game was so intense you thought someone was gonna start fighting. And Ik your wondering what happened to Kita,,, well Kita had to sit out towards the end

He was so tired of all of them

And your probably still wondering what happened to Aran, well Aran was still playing too, just staying calm. At one point the game got so heated you had to put your hand on his hand to show that you were lowkey nervous.

“What these niggas doin-“ you whisper to Aran

“Chile” he says like a black mama

Now all in the end Osamu won and Atsumu wasn’t having it. He was ready to throw hands

“ATSUMU GET OFF”

“NO YOU CHEATING I HATE YOU”

“WHAT THE FUCK, JUST TAKE THE ASS WHOOPING AND SIT THE FUXK DOWNN”

Their mom came in and shut the whole thing down, they was being far to loud. The whole team was just watching like

🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏾🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏻

Chile they wanted a rematch so you, Aran, Kita and Suna sat out, they really thought-

“Come on guys we won’t hurt each other anymore, please play 🥺” Atsumu says, while Osamu has the same desperate look in his face but with a big ass scar on it ✋🏾

If you wanna continue playing, you can but girl just know it’s crazy, pure chaos, that’s what it’s like playing with the Inarizaki boys

******

Just forget the fact that I literally went on Hiatus��� I didn’t forget about writing I be on this app all the time but stuff just got really draining and it still is and I ah wont been feeling motivated to write yk, but I hope your enjoyed the story <3

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(1/2) Sanji Vinsmoke

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DBSB, 3272, nigga, that's my potna dem

G-L-O-B-E, A-B-B, nigga, that's my potna dem

Softly touching up the edges, the orangish, red hair color was now apart of you. Just staring into the mirror as you let go a bit of a smile. The only time you smile when you look at a mirror is when you're staring at your face... any more inches down and it's like you could just puke.

"I like that color on you (y/n)!"

Glancing towards the phone that was on the sink , you just gave a kissing noise. The woman on the other side of the screen happened to have the same color hair, though hers was natural.

"Thats what's up Nami, it was a lotta money... but...Sanji brought it fa me..." You muttered that last part, still feeling bad about even talking about him.. It caused the female to sigh, she knew your problems.. and your issues that you face everyday. Nami is caring, as well as the other female who happened to be in the call. Robin, and Nami had always been on this agonizing journey..

Their bodies were beautiful, just perfect. While you, felt as if you'd be better off covering up with a jacket. It's bad, really... Sanji is your lover, you've accepted to live with him and yet you still cover yourself up anytime he's around. A jacket is always in arms length.

Once, Sanji almost walked in on you changing and in result in hating yourself.. you immediately threw the bedsheet over you. This obviously made Sanji feel some type of way but at the same time he respects you. As strong as you are, as much as you deal with just being a black woman.. he respects you...

Sanji hasn't touched you in any way, not sexually, nor in a domestic type way. His hands are always to himself.. as much as his insides hated it. All Sanji begs to do is touch and love on you. Alas, you overthink and wonder why Sanji is even with you..

"You neeed to tell him how you feel, (y/n)... the situation will only become worse... Your relationship is so strong that sex was never needed.. you're a beautiful woman... You're unique, and fun to be around... give it a chance, yes?" Robin's soft voice echoed slightly in your brain, just sighing out in retaliation. Nami's face showing that she definitely agreed.. but it's just not that simple..

You wish it was that simple.

"(Y/n)-swan~~~~ I'm home!"

A jolt rushed through you as the look you gave the two females happened to be a rushed one.

"Imma talk to y'all later Ight..?" You gently spoke before ending the call as quickly as you could. Moving from the bathroom and you grabbed your black jacket. It was quite huge on you and it had 2pac's picture on the back of it, his name on the front. This jacket originally came from your brother, but you claimed it of course...

Throwing your phone on the bed, you gently walked into the hall and went downstairs. The house you both lived in was a dream. Sanji isn't a poor man... he has his own restaurant, and it rivals with Gordon Ramsey's restaurant... come on..

"Hey, you feelin' ight..?" You gently spoke as you were finally off that last step. Your blonde man standing in front of the door as he blew some of the cigarette smoke. It was something you didn't mind.. the house was big so.. not everything smelt like it...

Though seeing your beautiful, slightly chubby face and your beautiful new colored hair made him die inside. His throat and lungs giving up on him as he choked and coughed. A huge blush rushing quickly to his cheeks and ears... Even now he just.. he gets all school girl on you.

"Babe! Babe! You Ight..!? Aye..." you kinda panicked actually, just softly touching his arm and moving to pat him on his back. The coughing fit he was having eventually surpassed and you were now holding onto his arm. His arm happened to be between your breasts.. he could feel it, he didn't need to see it..

Thing is, you didn't even realize...

"I'm fine.. it's just, you're so beautiful... I bought that right..? Glad that was a thing.." Sanji rambled off to himself as he then finally stared at you and chuckled. That genuine smile causing your insides to twist and turn.. your face was burning up, but your ancestors gave you the ability to not show the blood rushing to your cheeks..

"Oh.. you like it..? Thanks baby... thanks for buyin it fa me..." your voice soft as you got on your tippy toes and wrapped those arms around his neck.. well you tried.. he had to lean down a bit.. his lips connecting against yours and all you could taste was cigarette smoke, but it was this hint of sweetness.. probably from whatever he cooked today.. nevertheless, you were used to it.

The kiss was short like always, and Sanji didn't dare touch you. His hands weren't inching whatsoever, as much as he wanted to... he didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

"Oh, since you worked today, d'want me to make you sum to eat?... or.."

"Actually, I wanted us to go to my restaurant and eat... we haven't done that in awhile." Sanji's gentle smile and that shrug made you feel completely bad. The two of you rarely go anywhere together.. it's just that you hate the fact that Sanji has to go anywhere with you...

A little smile appeared on your face, it seemed a bit forced but as good as your acting skills were, it probably passed. Fidgeting on the heels of your feet, you kinda shrugged as well. The hoodie that you had on suddenly felt tight and honestly you hated it. Did you look huge in this too...?

"I-.. Ight.."

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What in your right mind possessed you to say 'ight'?! Just flailing around in your walk in closet. As many clothes you had, as many outfits.. you never touched them. They collect dust every day. But that's nothing compared to what you were doing now, the clothes being scattered across the floor as you looked at your final option..

"I'm not goin..."

The words you spoke made your eyes kind of tear up, just staring at the soft, white dress. It was soft and it wasn't tight, but at the same time.. it clings to your skin. It shows every bump and curve. Not to mention how it had little slits on the side.. to show more of your thighs that were already showing... Nope.. just Nope..

Though another bomb was going to come rushing down, because how the hell were you going to tell Sanji..? What were you going to say? Jesus Christ...

Actually, there is this one thing... yes.. for sure..

"Yeah... it just started... can you get me them pills in the cabinet? Ion wanna move... we can literally go next week though.." you gently spoke when you were now in front of Sanji in the bedroom.

It was odd, just a few hours ago you were perfectly fine... not to mention how your period just went off a week ago. The blonde keeps notice of these things, he's not a dumb male who doesn't pay attention to his girlfriend. He's only collecting notes, he'll go with your maze run for now.. but in the end.. he'll find the way.

"So.. you're just up for me makin somethin..? I can teach you the gumbo you wanted to learn..." you gently spoke, only because the atmosphere was kind of tense? Or maybe it was just you... Sanji was laying on his back and he was smoking like usual.. but it seemed like he was thinking hard about something.. and it made you want to go shit.

Have he finally had enough..?

"I thought you'd never ask (y/n)-Chan" Sanji gently purred with those same hearts in his eyes as he decided to follow you out the bedroom and to the kitchen. There was some things Sanji just didn't know how to make. Yes he's an amazing chef and you're sure he'll get this in one go.. but he doesn't know much about.. let's say : black people dishes.

You've just been teaching him about the wide range of things.. and he's been having a blast. As well as being enamored with your aave...

Sanji just loves being with you... didn't matter what it was.. he's obsessed with you, even though his touch is limited..

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The night had already been here, though it was now 11 pm, the house being ripped of all its lights that were on. Sanji made sure everything was cleaned up because it wasn't a surprise that you were knocked out in bed already. His own attire consisted of just his underwear... which you didn't mind but that's probably because you wore that jacket to sleep every night..

Sanji snapped out of his thoughts and he noticed the light to your closet as was still on. His body maneuvering over to go inside and turn it off.. though.. the mountain of clothes restricted him. His eyes widening as the cigarette from his mouth had dropped ever so gently to the floor.

The closet was a mess.

(๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ Masterlist 2

[supercityboys]

I am so fucking scared bc Yakuza 1 (2?) combat is is about relearning what was given+earned in y0 and Majima said he was gonna beat my ass whenever

It's such a serious moment happening and one of the npc's just HAD to say "that guy with eye patch freaks me out" now I'm scared he might pop out like the joker