#my name is eight and this is jackass *jumps backwards out of air transport into active combat*

[ebitenpura]

Thinking about how fucking funny of a concept Eight is because the Sith would regularly send him on suicide missions and every single time he would go "who am I suiciding. these guys." 'um, no, we also want you to di-' "alright i'll see you later this won't take long"

they'd scoff and shake their heads of course because who would be able to survive all that? certainly not some foolhardy agent, but then they keep watching. and. not only is he succeeding, he's doing so in the specific way they told him not to because it was too risky. yet he chose to defy orders knowingly and it's somehow turning out better than anything planned. what the fuck. that's not human. he's not going to be able to- aaand he just did.

by the time he comes back, the local Lord is completely speechless, probably red (or redder in the face) and about ready to blow steam out of their nostrils when he grins and pats their shoulder going "mission complete," knowing full-well he skipped the part where he was supposed to die gloriously for the Empire.

Mission failed successfully.

[zeeseventeen]

#i've already covered how he's the flipside of a nine who would be offended or betrayed by being treated like this #but he also has the uncanny ability to excel in that exact and mostly that situation so it's fucking hilarious #my name is eight and this is jackass *jumps backwards out of air transport into active combat* #sith: why won't you DIE

Thinking about how fucking funny of a concept Eight is because the Sith would regularly send him on suicide missions and every single time he would go "who am I suiciding. these guys." 'um, no, we also want you to di-' "alright i'll see you later this won't take long"

they'd scoff and shake their heads of course because who would be able to survive all that? certainly not some foolhardy agent, but then they keep watching. and. not only is he succeeding, he's doing so in the specific way they told him not to because it was too risky. yet he chose to defy orders knowingly and it's somehow turning out better than anything planned. what the fuck. that's not human. he's not going to be able to- aaand he just did.

by the time he comes back, the local Lord is completely speechless, probably red (or redder in the face) and about ready to blow steam out of their nostrils when he grins and pats their shoulder going "mission complete," knowing full-well he skipped the part where he was supposed to die gloriously for the Empire.

Mission failed successfully.