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dinosaurcharcuterie · 1 year ago

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I'm not saying my family panicked last year about having to do one meatless dish at the Christmas dinner table, I'm just saying we weren't able to make it, we were 400km away from the impact site, and we were still involved in a 3 hour video call on the subject of "all vegan ground meat is sold out; the veg(etari)ans will surely starve to death if they only have the starter, soup, dessert, cake and coffee with cookies".

This year, I'm very very casually asking a month in advance what they're feeding the plant based folks. Just because. No reason. I need weekend dinner inspo. I'm feeling festive. Yep. Totally that.

Also, if anyone has a "[holiday] is ruined!" last minute plant based recipes masterpost, feel free to link below.

#traditional family #cooking #plant based #vegetarian #vegan #Christmas #holiday food #you're not fed if you can still get up from the table without undoing your pants #I'm writing down this quick and simple recipe for a vegetarian-can-be-made-vegan spinach and walnut lasagna for absolutely no reason #my parents are in town this weekend and we have a store selling great quality instant vegan ground meat in bulk #it's just incidental that I'm planting the idea of getting some in the family group chat 6 hours before they get here #my mom will lose it at “7 euros for 500g dried meat”#it triples in weight when hydrated #and lasts 3 months on the shelf #my aunt looked like she'd have an aneurysm when I pointed out absolutely no one would mind if they just got vegan crepes with jam #that butternut squash was being stuffed if it was the last thing she'd do #she ended up just throwing more veggies in #and it was deemed delicious

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