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Oh she wasn’t being mean she was kidding
Mom called me a whore cause I said I was going to be a maid for Halloween
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Pairing: 1940s!Bucky x male!reader
Summary: It's just you having a crush on 1940s!Bucky. A prologue of a series I was working on.
Note: This is a draft I made before my chibi!Bucky. I never bothered to post it because of lack of motivation until now because I'm having a writer's block 😗✌ Also, yes, it doesn't have title, I'm sorry about that.
Warnings: cursing and very slight mention of sucking ones dick.
A low growl emits from within you as you watched Davis pushed the blonde on the pavement, the young man fell with a pained groan as he holds his side. You see, you're not the guy who likes to pick random fights on the street; not the kind of guy your ma raised you, but it's a lie if you said you don't want to punch Davis in the balls right now.
"Back at it again, I see." Both males to turn their heads at the sound of your voice. "Daddy didn't gave you attention back home? Ah," you shook your head and ducked your chin down, smirking to yourself when you saw him balling his fists.
"Who could blame him? Even I can't keep my eyes on you for two seconds." Eyes drifting off to the side with a grimace, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Atleast I have a father, (L/n). How about you? Can't keep mommy from whoring around Brooklyn?" The taller guy sneers, attention now turned towards you and completely ignored the the blonde behind him next to the crates - good.
The insult didn't falter you one bit and kept your chin up high, cocking your head to the side. "Believe in whatever you want to believe in, Davis. Atleast I'm not the one who's fucking my own mom."
His face reddens in anger, an ugly scowl on his face as he growls a menacing"Why you little" before he lunges at you. You sigh and took a step back making him punched the air instead, his large fist an inch away from your face before you took your chance and step forward, giving a quick yet strong punch square on his nose.
The blonde can only stare as Davis whimpers while pinching his nose to prevent the blood from coming out.
"You punch like a girl!"
"I'll take that as a compliment." You winked which only made Davis pinched his eyebrows together in confusion.
He scoffed. "I'm not done with you," you hissed before running out from the alley with a broken nose.
Looking up from his scratched up palms, Steve noticed you walking towards him with a worried expression on your face. It surprised the blond for it's the first time someone outside his home-- other than Bucky-- is looking at him with concern.
"Hey, you alright?" You softly asked, crouching down in front of him and gently placing your hand on his right shoulder.
Steve nodded his head and was about to thank you when he saw a large, familiar hand grasp you by the shoulder and yanked you up from your crouching position in front of Steve.
You let out a groan the moment your back hits the brick wall behind you, two hands now tightly gripping your shoulders making you slightly wince in pain. Opening your eyes, you immediately felt your face warmed up at the sight in front of you.
Such a fine young man; sharp jaws, curly dark brown hair, clean shaven, and eyes that just made you want to knee down and worship him in... different kinds of way.
Fuck, hopefully he won't noticed how your face reddens but you doubt he didn't considering the close proximity of both of your faces; an inch or two.
"Hi, can't help but notice you picking on my friend right there. Any problem here pal?" His voice is calm yet there's an absolute threat hidden behind those words. He practically hissed the last word out, eyes slightly narrowing at you.
Ignoring how intense his blue eyes are, you growled, pushing him off of you just enough to make him stumble a few feet away.
"Well y'see, I just so happened to be passing by when I saw your friend's face close to meeting Jenkins' fist and decided to be a good Samaritan and helped him," you growled. "You're welcome, pal."
The pretty guy stares at you for a moment before glancing at his friend who's now standing on his feet, nodding his head at your explanation.
"He's telling the truth, Buck."
This Buck guy averted his eyes back at you, giving you a once over. You can't help but felt your whole body stiffened at his intense look before it settled back at your eyes.
"Thanks. Sorry for pushing you up against the wall like that."
"That's okay." I don't mind.
He grins at you before outstretching his hand at your direction. "James Buchanan Barnes or you can call me Bucky, my friend here is Steve." He gestures towards the quiet blonde beside the two of you, too busy swiping off dirt on his two size too big of a coat.
So this is The James Buchanan Barnes? Not gonna lie, this guy is handsome. No wonder dames kept talking about him at work; sadly he's straight as a pole.
Your eyes flickered down on his hand then back up before grasping it with your surprisingly smaller ones, giving it a single shake before pulling away after telling him your name.
How his hand stayed outstretched mid-air for a few seconds too long than necessary didn't go unnoticed by you. You flashed him the bright smile you know that makes any dame-- and also some men-- around you sigh and swoon.
Wouldn't hurt to give it a try right?
"Nice to meet ya, Bucky. Steve" Turning to Steve, you add with a soft but stern look on your face, "Don't go around picking up fights, especially Jenkins and his goons."
"No promises, buy sure. Thanks again, (Y/n)." The blonde lightly waves at you with a thankful smile on his face.
You look at Bucky and almost laughed at the strange look on his face as he silently stares at you, eyes laced with confusion and inner conflict.
A look you knew all too well.
When Steve can't go with one of your 'pals nightly hang outs'-- as you drunkly named it-- because of his health, it'll just going be you and Bucky, which you both don't mind at all.
It's been a year since your first meeting with the two and the three of you became friends real quick, especially you and Bucky. The two learned that just like Bucky, you are also a ladies-man and it irked Steve at first but then quickly accepts that he's the 'less attractive' of the your small group of three, which you both always deny with all seriousness.
Because let's be honest, Steve is cute, people just don't see it and always judge the book by it's cover.
The two of you are currently on the roof of your house, just laughing and joking around like you usually do. The roof has been one of the best quiet place for the three of you to hang out, just drinking(you and Bucky), eating, and talking there all night.
One time Bucky and you slept on the roof while Steve is inside your room sleeping on your bed when the rain started pouring--
You felt a droplet hits your cheek, then another before you felt it all over your body. Sitting up straight-- still half-asleep-- you suddenly felt your whole body being drenched in water. Widening your eyes at the realization, you snapped your head to your side where you saw Bucky's still sound asleep and snoring.
Before a loud boom of thunder was heard, that's when he scrambles up and tugged you inside the window by your hand.
"Wake up you meatball! It's raining!" It didn't wake him up making you frustrated, but also amused.
A smack on the face woke him up, eyes opening wide and stares up at yours. You thought Bucky would quickly scramble up when he noticed the rain falling down on the both of you but no, he just stares up at you in awe; soaking wet, hair sticking on your forehead and looking down at him like... like an angel.
"Why didn't you tell me, punk?!"
"What?! I smacked you in the face three times!"
--"Wait, Is it true that your mother was..." Bucky trails off, not wanting to offend you.
"Aunt, actually. And yes she is, but not in Brooklyn though; Queens," you explained, leaning back on your arms as you look up at the stars as you continued.
"This house was my grandma's, said that she wanted to give it me for my 18th birthday. My aunt didn't know about this though, I don't let her knowing she would immediately sell this as soon as she sees the letters."
Bucky nodded his head as he listened to your story intently.
"How did ya suddenly ended up here in Brooklyn if you're from Queens? Of you don't mind me asking." Bucky side-glancing at you with curiosity. He took a bite of the sandwich you've made, clearly liking how it taste considering he already ate two of them in fifteen minutes.
You pursed your lips together, contemplating if you should tell him the truth or not - You decided to go 50/50.
"Lets just say I was kicked out for a reason she can't accept. Ever." Bucky knows not to push you, thinking it's a sensitive topic to talk about. So he decided to change it.
"Is it true though?"
You swing your gaze from the stars and to the pair of blues next to you, gulping nervously. "What?"
The brunette leans his body towards you, eyes intently locked into yours. You beg whoever is watching you right now to make your heart slow down even for just a tad bit, it's getting out of control the more he leans in.
What's he doing? Is he going to kiss you? It takes you all the willpower in your body to not smack your lips against his right this instance.
"That Davis' fucking her mother?" Bucky asked in a hushed tone, nose an inch away from yours. The question brings you back from your day dream and grimace in disgust at the mention of Jenkins. The scrunched up look on your face made Bucky grin widely, showing the faint wrinkles in the corner of his eyes.
"Step-mother," you corrected. "But who knows? The way he acts whenever I mention it gave me all the answers I need-- or don't, actually."
Even after answering his question, he still didn't lean away and kept the close distance between the two of you. Blue eyes flickering down to your lips so fast you almost didn't see it, but you did, and even saw how the tip of his tongue lightly licks his lips. It gave you a spark of hope that maybe--
"You smell like spam."
You growled and pushed him away, profusely blushing at his comment. "Get off me, punk!" Bucky started to laugh hysterically while clutching his stomach.
"Alright, no more sandwiches for you."
"Wha-- I'm only joking, shorty!"
"I'm not short! I'm an average height. You're just taller than me for like... three inches."
"Yeah yeah. Whatever you say, shorty-- ouch!"
You are glaring down at your lap while Bucky sat next to you with a frown on his face. The two of you are currently sitting on the roof, both with a forlorn look on your faces.
"Can't back up now. Been wanting to be a soldier for years now, like my pa." Did he though? He did, yes. But why do he feel reluctant about going now? Whatever, it's not like he could just quit. He'll be shipping off tomorrow morning, there's no turning back now.
"I know." You groaned, tilting your head up in exasperation. "If I wasn't so chicken-hearted I would've come with you, but being a soldier is just... not my thing."
"You could pack a hefty punch y'know. Broke not just those punks' nose but also mine three times within our six years of friendship." You knew he's just trying to lighten up the mood, but you knew better.
"Maybe the reason why I punch so hard is because of how many doughs I have to beat up and roll around every single day." You began punching the air like there's someone in front of you, laughing at your childishness before looking up at Bucky with a more genuine smile on your face.
You chuckled for both of your sake, bumping his shoulder with yours. "Yeah I did. But I much prefer baking rather than breaking random guys' noses. These hands aren't made for that sort of thing, it's too soft, too... feminine."
Lifting your hands up to emphasize your words, showing them to Bucky who just stare at your hands with a look you can't decipher.
What did he wanted to say?
You felt your breath hitched when you saw that he's already looking at you with that strange, conflicted look in his eyes again, but a bit softer this time.
He always gaze at you with that same look in his eyes and it never failed to make your heart flutter each time.
You watched as his lips open then closed a few times, not knowing how to form the words he wanted to say.
"You'll still be here when I come back right?" He widen his eyes at his own words before hastily adding, "w-with Steve, of course."
You scoffed good-naturedly at his question. "Of course you meatball. Where would I possibly go?"
You hummed, looking down at your shoes. "Can't really see myself being a father-- a husband even." Bucky furrowed his eyebrows together as you speak, confused as to why you would think such things. You're great with kids and treat ladies right like a real man should.
He shrugs. "I don't know, travel the world? Maybe even marry the woman of your dreams, have a kid or two."
Oh Bucky, you're so cute... and also freakishly dump. You're surprised for until now he still doesn't know you're gay.
You'd always stare at men longer than the pretty dames in the bar or the streets. Heck, you even flirted at Bucky from time to time but he would always tell himself that it's just you being friendly.
Joke's on you pal, I wanted to suck your dick so bad since the first time I laid my eyes on you.
Your eyes landed back up at him. "What about you, Bucky? Want to be a husband someday? A father?"
"If I make it back alive." Somehow, his truthful answer made your heart clench for two different reasons.
One, he is straight.
The small spark of hope in your heart falters to almost nothing, a sign that you should give up on this fruitless feelings of yours.
Two, he thinks he'll never make it back alive.
"If you don't, I'll go there myself and punch your in the face until you wake up."
"Of course you are, bud." You gave him the glare he's all too familiar with.
Never once a day passed with you not giving him that glare, it's quite amusing and almost comical on his opinion, like that look is just made for him and him only.
The not-so-threatening threat pulls a loud guffaw from Bucky, leaning his head back and placing a hand on his stomach. Even at times like this you somehow always manages to make him laugh, it made him realize how much he'll really miss you when has gone.
"Is that a threat, boy?" He uses the nickname hate so much, makes you feel like a child.
"Its a promise." You smirked.
Bucky shakes his head at you, scooting closer and placing his arm on your shoulders. Instinctively, you lean closer to him, but not to close though.
The two of you stayed like that for a while, watching as the street below you began buzzing with people and cars.
"Did I ever told you that you look great in that uniform?"
"A couple of times, yes."
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to know that that less than a thousand-word fic was something you came up impulsively, talent gurl 😌🙌 your writing seems to be improving day by day, really.
moving on ! kinda sad that those 2 wont meet :< and wow, seungmin likes miyeon? two people with a love-hate (??) relationship, can i even call it that? they re not even that close yet 😭 who surprisingly likes different people at the same time are the ones who will end up together at the end. i want to see how this one goes :"> poor seungmin, getting brother-zoned by the person he likes. btw i will cry if changbin secretly likes y/n back, my heart kennat.
s2 teaser ✨ (im finally labeling it so it doesnt come out as incoherent as it was before 🙄😗, charot) tf does jisung like being degraded? well not really that, but teased ?👀 sus. "you're mom's a whore" "thank you" 👁️💧👄💧👁️ i was shocked for a sec cuz i thought chan was being serious abt jisung having serepation anxiety. imagine joking abt smth like that then it was revealed to be true all long. ✨awkward✨ y/n be like -> 🕳️🚶
majority also likes the minho-y/n ship 💕 ugh thinking about the endgame stresses me sm 😤 and wait, does that mean you already have someone in mind? :"<<< the anon who voted jisung, you have a great point ! im changing my vote to both jisung and jeongin, the other 4 can handle themselves. but if i were to choose, other than the 4 ofc, then jeongin. i really had fun reading sassy IN 😌💅 but aaa i rly look forward to see more of the student council in s2, esp chan :>> ik you said that the teaser is supposed to be released this week, i just didnt expect it to be immediately the day after. still thankful tho lol
- bs
i just woke up that day and the words came to me so i was like “gOTTa wriTe”— like literally 😭 it was early in the morning and my mind was like “hmmm gloomy writer seo changbin only has one light in his life—“ but thank u though :,)) this is how impulsive my ideas are but i’m glad u liek it.
mwehehehehe i wanted to challenge myself with the “love chase” in seungmin’s smau 👉😌👈 maybe i’ll regrer writing it like that but honestly it’s more thrilling that way hehe. i like the perspective of “you know they’ll be together in the end, it’s the how that’s thrilling”— but are they rEaLLy gonna be together though? 🤔🤔🤔 you sure about that mate
jisung just loves felix too much ~~~ 👁🤔😏👀🗣 (me trying to drop hints like). JSHWJSHS I LOVED THAT PART, LIKE HE LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE HE WASN’T JOKING— and that reminded me of the show “never have i ever” oml, that one story arc where the MC falsely spread misinfo about her friend only to find out that it was true ahejashjajssj.
yeah, it’s either minho or seungmin for everyone else 😭. i mean, i get it though, i’ve written for them the most so i gotta step up the other guys’ game ;((((. jeongin vote huh, hMmMmm 🤔✨. and yes, i have an endgame guy in mind now 😏 which may or may not be obvious in season 2 hmmm who knows. and yes, that IS a teaser but that’s not THE teaser 🙈 that’s just an extra fluff chapter bc i was so happy that so many people are interacting with EHALOJ now 😭♥️✨
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The College Society Chapter 4 Part 9
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Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey Saturday April 20
What had he said again ? I won't protect you anyway. Right. Fucking joke. Who the hell had he tried to fool ? His past self would've laugh so much at his actual self. He was fucking ridiculous. He perfectly knew Lucy the whore had something in mind. She and bitchy Miranda wanted to catch Liam, he had no doubt about that. Pretty obvious that the loser would take Doll man. They even bring along a third weel for Fatty roommate. Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey had all the reason in the world to go there and fuck the two dickhead right away. So why on earth was he hidden behind a fucking tree ? Why the hell was he only watching for afar uh ? Oh yeah the plan. Because Liam thought he could deal with that alone, the Dean's grandson had decided to trust him. What an idiot I am. Anyway, it would be good for his boyfriend if he was able to do something by himself. It would help his confidence. And a confident Liam was a ballsy and naughty Liam. A win-win situation. If only the baboon manage to escape the so-called witch, that is. The group headed towards the subway and he followed suit. He observed them through a newspaper, which attracted the attention of two old hags. Want to suck my dick ? I'm already dying of embarassment, don't make it harder. For now, Lucy was doing most of the conversation. Miranda tried to cling on to Liam, but he slipped away. Nice one babe. Eventually, they arrived at their destination : a fancy restaurant, which also had a dance hall. Would you believe ! Fuck the site which had revealed the baboon was a walking stomach.
"Sir are you alone ?"
Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey glared at the waiter.
"What do you think moron ? One table, and not far from this group."
The idiot looked at the pointed direction and made a face. Oh please.
"I'm sorry but..."
"Here's my ID. My family owns this place. Any other remark ?"
"No of course not. Follow me sir."
Yes, the junior knew this poor waiter only did his job. But damn he was just so pissed. I'll contact him later for sex. Hope it will make it even.
To say Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey was interested by the way Liam ate was completly wrong. It just happened in front of him so often that he became used to watch. Speaking of, watching the baboon from afar made the junior almost moan in public. Almost. Fuck that. I hate this world. Liam wasn't a messy eater at all. Quite the opposite actually : he had a certain charm and timidy while eating. He always started by his less favorite dish, and at a slow pace. Throughout his meal, his speed would increase. The baboon made always a point at being well-groomed and now wasn't an exception. From his spot, Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey observed him licking his lips several times. And damnit that was hot. The idiotic girls gave many plates to the baboon but they didn't feed him, which probably saved their life from the junior's wrath. Liam's body language was graceful, with no useless movement. His eyes. They're shining so much it blinds me from here. Damn. Damn. The waiter didn't comment on the Dean's grandson weird behavior, but he obviously saw his hard-on. You would be aroused too if your boyfriend was that hot ! Fuck you. Around the fourth or fifth plate (nobody counts those), another thing happened. Liam's belly started to grow. It was nothing but Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey was staring too much to not notice. The baboon had always been attractive. His recently acquired chubbiness made him even more handsome. And when he started to get stuffed... This is terrible.
"Sir, do you want anything with your coffee ?" asked the ever-patient waiter.
Man. I just... Fuck.
"You. Me. Bathroom for a quickie. Is that fucking alright ?" the blond lad suggested.
"We can do that." smiled the other.
When he came back in the room, he felt calmed. His desires were temporaly satisfied and the waiter had been nice enough to forgive him for his rudeness. After that, I'm sure he would've offered me the moon. Fatty roommate was still at their table with Third weel. As for Liam, the two bitches dragged him and Doll Man to the dance floor. For now, the baboon was barely moving, just watching them wriggle like two turkeys. Maybe I should go there and put an end to this ridiculous date ? Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey's phone suddenly rang.
"Best spy of the world to biggest penis of the world." said Nancy when he answered. "Got news for you."
"I'm listenning."
"I managed to track the IP of the moderator of the site in Canada." she revealed. "His name is George Blikes."
One dead man. I swear once I find you dude.
"But that's not all." Nancy continued. "I did a check of his background and bingo ! George is Samy's ex from highschool. Officially they're not in contact anymore but it's easy to keep these things secrets now."
"Samy." Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey muttered.
This... Fucking braindead asshole. Stupid fuckup. She would never see the light again. I need to call D.R. That could wait. Once his boyfriend safe, he would pay the asshole a visit. A very awaited visit. However, he had another problem at hands. Because his boyfriend just broke Lucy's nose with a probably deserved but yet violent punch in the face.
Liam Saturday April 20
"Are you sure you don't wanna dance ?" asked Lucy for the third time.
"I'm fine thanks." the lad politely declined.
Throughout lunch, he had understood two things. Firstly, the witch intented to charm him in order to corrupt his energy. This way, she would poison the unicorns and kill them. Secondly, the force of lights were stronger than he had imagined. It's no surprise the unicorns sent Colton to help me. His friend's dance was so graceful that it fascinated the human sacrifice named Miranda. And Nick was distracting the other, a girl Lucy introduced as Velma. The chestnut lad himself was well-fed and in top form. I can focus on our main ennemy : the witch. She smiled to him.
"Tell me pretty boy, I heard from a friend you were into food games a lot. I have an offer for you." she suggested. "I'll let you do things to me for each additionnal plate you eat. How does it sound ?"
Very evil ? He had yet to find a way to defeat her without violence. Maybe he needed to reason her...
"It's tempting." he lied. "At least the food part."
I wonder what Damian would think about that. Liam could do many things to him while stuffing his face with delicious cuisine. Maybe stripping him one clothe after the other for each plate he finished... And why not make bolder and bolder caresses, going closer to his intimate parts...
"You're dribbling." Lucy hissed. "Are you that much of a feedee ?"
The young lad blushed. Whatever he had been thinking was better forgotten. Or not. (He mentally decided to keep the idea for latter). Anyway back to the main topic. He had a witch to beat.
"Why're you doing this ?" he asked. "What did they promise you in exchange ?"
She blinked, seemingly confused.
"Can't a woman woo a man she finds attractive ?" she countered. "You're my type you know ?"
"C'mon I know you've a purpose... Do you know this is bad ? You shouldn't force people to do things they don't want. You look like a nice girl, you should follow the right path."
He was kinda proud of his little speech. Let's hope it'll make her change her mind. Lucy frowned and took several seconds to think. Maybe something was bothering her ?
"Is it about the money ?" she finally asked. "We can share if that's what you want."
The forces of evil hired her of course. Maybe it was Liam's own father who did such a malevolent thing ?
"Sorry but you won't corrupt me that easily. I don't want any dirty money. And you neither, it only brings problem. What if the cops are after you ?"
He was convinced the police were an army enterily built by the unicorns to maintain order. Lucy grunted.
"Nobody has to know. It'll be fast, just some photo and we're good..." she mutterred. "Don't be a prick."
The chestnut lad was about to decline (again) when his phone rang. Surprisingly, it was his sister Chloe. What is it ? She never calls unless it's important.
"Sorry but I need to take that." he said.
He entered in the bathroom to talk peacefully. A groggy waiter was leaving, but otherwise, it was empty.
"Hi sis." he answered.w "Is everything okay ?"
A muffled noise told him it was not. He had been knowing Chloe for the fifteen years of her life and he could count on one hand the times she had cried. Even as a baby, she had been way more tough than Luka or him. The last time he heard her sobbing was when he had been accused of manslaughter. It was a sound he resented. A sound he was hearing now.
"Chloe ? What it is ? Can you talk ?"
She only cried louder. He cursed his own helplessness. Why was he here and not with her ? What a stupid big brother ! Stop that Liam. Now is not the time to lament on yourself. She needs you.
"I'm here sis. Right here." he assured. "You can cry as much as you want, I won't leave until you're feeling better."
"It's silly." she mumbled. "Sorry for worrying you."
Don't be. Don't do that. She had always been very mature and serious. A commom joke between them was to call her mother number two. But Liam would always worry about her. She was still a teenager. In light of his past actions, she had often kept her feelings for herself to not put any additional pressure on him. That was his beautiful and strong sister, who always protected him.
"I..." she whispered. "I just miss mom. That's stupid isn't it ? I lost a race today and I was so disappointed. I needed someone to talk but heck, all my friends are in another town. My mother is in another town. And I can't call her when I'm like that. She'll blow a fuse and come right away."
He never hated his family's situation more than at this moment.
"Can I tell you my day ?" she asked. "Just for a moment and I'll be fine."
"Whatever you want sis. Whatever you want."
When he left the bathroom, Liam had only one desire. To sleep. Even if it was only three in the afternoon and he had work later. Chloe was feeling better, which was a plus, but it only made him realise how everything was still so... wrong. She's way stronger than me that's for sure. However, the freshman barely got the time to breath. Lucy alsmot went for his throat.
"Welcome back handsome." she chirped. "What took so long ?"
"That's not your business." he replied. "And I'm sorry but I need to go."
He could feel an headache incoming. I'm so tired.
"Certainly not." the girl said. "I didn't suck my ego to hit on a dumbass like you for nothing. Come here."
She grabbed her arm and tried to lead him towards the bathroom. Which was ridiculous because he was bigger and heavier.
"Let me go please." he asked. "I'm not in the mood for anything you want to do."
Lucy ignored him. She strengthened her grip, making him wince in pain. He tried to free himself, but the girl suddenly pushed him on the wall. Her hands find a way to his crotch. And that was the final straw. He has enough of her, her scheme and her rudeness. Couldn't she let him alone ?! Pushed by his instinct, he did what he thought necessary to made her back off. He distincly heard a loud crack when his fist smashed her face open. He felt more than he saw everyone looking at them. He heard her scream of pain. And his slow brain realised he was doing another panic attack.
"You hit me in the face !" she yelled.
All he noticed was the blood. He heard thunder. Someone shouted.
"Kilian !"
No. No no no. A familiar head of blond hair ran towards him. He was back one year ago on this road. The young lad paniced. He knocked whoever tried to grab him over. He glanced at the exit. It wasn't far. Maybe he could go for it.
"Liam Strucker, you're charged of manslaughter by the present tribunal. What do you plead ?"
The chesnut lad ran. His legs moved on their own.
"What do you plead ?"
The crack of Lucy's bones resonated in his mind. He pushed the door and hurtled in the street. He had no time to lose. He needed to go the farthest possible.
"What do you plead ?"
Guilty. I'm guilty of everything. I hurt Kilian. I destroyed my family. I hurt Lucy. I did all that.
Nicolas Saturday April 20
The not-a-date rendez-vous went from 0 to 100 in a split second. The young lad was discreetly trying to play at pokemon while Velma was making the conversation when they heard the scream. The first thing he noticed was Liam's fist, covered in blood. Lucy fell on her knees, writhed in pain. Holy shit. Everything went crazy. Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey left his hideout (not that he was very discreet to begin with) and rushed towards his boyfriend. But this one didn't hear him. He jostled a waiter and ran to the door. Nick barely had the time to get up before his roommate disappeared in the street. What the hell was that ?
"He hit me !" shouted Lucy. "That fucking moron hit me !"
Her friends were already at her side. Miranda was agitated, while Velma only watched from afar. Something is wrong.
"What took him ?" asked Colton. "He's usually better at handling his emotions."
"Dunno dude." the geek replied.
They both came closer. Her nose is broken. That's not pretty.
"He'll hear about me !" Lucy assured. "I swear to god, I will report him ! This prey is crazy ! The hunt is not worth it."
Nick froze. What did she just say ? Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey ordered her to shut the fuck up. He then turned to the boys.
"Doll man, Fatty roommate. We need to find him before he does something even stupider. Any ideas ?"
Colton answered, but the dark-haired freshman didn't listen. The hunt ? His brain was thinking fast. Imagenius talked about a reward. And Beauty admitted her boss was Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey... Is it possible that Liam is the prey ? Is he being used ? It would explain why a lot of their fellow students were interested in him. (Yes Liam was hot, but nobody was hot enough to interest that many people, except maybe this soccer player Muller something).
"Earth to fatty roommate !" yelled the Dean's grandson to get his attention. "Colton is going to the park and I go to Pasta's Place just in case. You go back to your apartment. If he's not here, check with Nate if he has any idea. Okay ?"
Nick ogled him. Could he be only involved for the reward ? Now wasn't the time to think about it. They needed to find Liam. But I will clear that mess up...
When he arrived at the apartment, the dark-haired lad knew Liam would be there. A trail of broken trash can said it all. He entered silently, hoping to find his friend in a better mood than half an hour ago.
"What the hell happened back there dude ?"
Nick shrieked like a girl when a tall shadow blocked his view. A monster !! He heard the sound of chewing.
"Woah chill pal. It's me."
He finally noticed Archie. For someone his size, this damn footballer could be very discreet. He scared the hell out of me that bastard. It wasn't unusual for him to come over and talk with Nate when they were away. He's a friend of Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey... I wonder if he's a hunter ?
"So ?"
"Liam freaked out because of what Lucy did." explained Nick. "I don't know the specifics, but it was related to the hunt or something ? He paniced."
If Archie knew something, he hid it well. He looked at the geek with his two big eyes and grabbed an handful of crips.
"Damn that sucks." he said. "Nate is with him right now so Imma get going. Text me if there is anything I can do."
"Sure."
Nick waited an hour before he sent a text to Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey. To let my poor roommate breathe. Then, himself knocked at Liam's door. Nate opened and outlined a brief smile. Behind him, it was pretty clear that their friend had fallen asleep. He had work tonight, but maybe her boss would be cool about it. Once he was sure everything was under control, the dark-haired lad headed to his bedroom. He heard the Dean's grandson strom into the apartment, but it wasn't his problem anymore. I have a more urgent business. There is something really weird going on and I want to find what. It was for Liam's safety but also to satisfy his curiousity.
*TheSavior opened a private chat with Abeautifulwoman*
< TheSavior : Yo. >
< Abeautifulwoman : You put a period ! Is it your diet ? Look idk how fat you are but I'm sure you can get rid of a few kilo easy peasy ! I believe in yu boss ! >
Yeah I'll come back to you about that. Until now, he hated this whole diet idea with his whole being. But it was necessary.
< TheSavior : It had nothing to do with my diet. I want you to tell me what the hunt is about. >
< Abeautifulwoman : Not you too... Bro I swear this is a dangerous thing. You don't want to be involved >
She already said that to Imagenius. But Nick had more or less understood what it was about. He only needed confirmation.
< TheSavior : Look beauty. My friend is Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey's boyfriend. From what I witnessed today and in the past weeks, I can tell there are a lot of people after him. I know your boss is a hunter, and I know he's not very sympatic, but I do hope he likes me a bit. All I want is to know what is going on. Is my roommate not safe ? Is it Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey's fault ? >
< Abeautifulwoman : ... Who are you ? How can I be sure you're Sav ? This is too much of a coincidence. Are you working for Samy ?! Just know that we're after you. D.R and us won't let you get away with it. >
< TheSavior : are you serious right now ? >
*Abeautifulwoman is disconnected*
The fuck ? Seriously ?! Nick grunted. That idiot ! But if it was a big deal, he could understand her distrust. It hurts, but she gave him some info to work with anyway. Samy uh ? And D.R... He didn't like the idea of Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey being a manipulative asshole who was using Liam. He doesn't even look the part. But it was a possibility. He needed to investigate more... Nick would know everything about the hunters and the famous hunt.
To be continued
When you’re hunting, and the prey is way stronger than you.
Lucy is stupid but no, I don’t encourage violence of any kind. Liam wasn’t right, but he’s human, and it’s well know he can’t control his emotions very well.
Nick is going to the end of it. He will. Maybe!
#the college society#cs#Damian Nicholas Smith Carrey#Liam#Nick#0 to 100 real quick#Lucy is not a good hunter#Liam is tired of it all#Damian doesn't know what the hell he's doing#Nick is now an inspector#Chapter 4#Part 9
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What do you think Rose Egbert would be like? :0 And Dave Harley, John Lalonde, and Jade Strider
Rose Egbert, raised in a supportive, loving home environment, would probably still be fighty and punchy because I don’t think there’s a single parent in existence that could ever change that about her, but she’s also very likely going to be more inclined to wait until being PROMPTED before she lets loose her floods of salt and snark. So like, a pretty regular girl on first impressions, definitely deeply entrenched in her Hot Topic mall goth phase, wears chokers from Spencers and whatnot, but pretty friendly at face value and in all the advanced literature courses, has been in every psychology class the public education system offers. On the debate team. And so you’re like, cool, she’s on debate, that should be fun, she’s pretty well composed as a person I bet she has some good thoughts. And then you attend one of the debate matches. And you see a side of Rose Egbert you never knew existed and holy hot DAMN you’re not sure if you’re terrified or in love with her. Possibly both. Probably both. She’s quick witted alright, devastatingly intelligent and in this to WIN. Dad Egbert has all of her debate trophies (medals? I wasn’t in debate idk how these things work) displayed as proudly as he displayed his clown statues in the canon timeline. Her role as a Seer of Breath is to best free the timeline and her friendgroup from the clutches of the Literally-A-Demon Lord of Time, who seeks to enslave them, their timeline, and the universe to his whims, to become his playthings. Her role is to forsee the best route, not in terms of luck, but as a specific, pointed fuck you to Doc Scratch, Lord English, and everything associated with them. That part in canon where Rose is talking to Doc and he’s like “do you even still have that emotion?” or whatever and she’s like “Why, yes, it seems it’s all been mysteriously relocated to my middle finger. The dark magics are at it again.” Like that but times a thousand she is SMART she has FORESIGHT and she is going to FREE THEIR TIMELINE, BITCH.
Dave Harley grew up alone on an island with a magic dog and some weird chess folk, so first of all he doesn’t know what a gender is so jot that down, second of all what do you mean boys don’t like boys? Obviously boys like boys, he likes boys, u r foolish, u silly human culture you. So uh, you know how Dave is like, this huge massive attention whore in canon and he starts out “I’m so cool are you noticing me being cool and not caring over here”? Yeah no, immediately bypasses that, this boy wants ATTENTION so TALK TO HIM DAMMIT. His only real guide for physical touch has been a dog and some people who are not human so Personal Space Whomst? Dave is here, he is in your personal space, you are paying attention to him bitches. His collection of weird dead shit is even weirder, given that it is a Harley tradition to taxidermy weird shit and also he lives out on an island now. Probably takes the PRETTIEST photos of like, the island views and stuff, which he naturally posts online and gets a lot of likes and reblogs for which, good, give him that sweet sweet validation. His selfies are everywhere. Go like them. His role as the Knight of Space would be a pretty important one, he’s upholding the balance of the universe and breeding the new one and stuff, which basically just means he’s the weird frog dad now. You see all those frogs? Those are his babies. He loves them. Smorch. Dave ew don’t kiss frogs that’s gross. Dave does not care, Dave is gonna smooch those frogs bc he loves them and all their mutant little paradox offspring. Dave the frog whisperer. Whenever Karkat’s getting screechy he just like. Takes one out of his sylladex or his hood or pocket or SOMEWHERE and sets it delicately down in front of Karkat when he’s not looking and Karkat proceeds to screech and flip out and Dave laughs at him. This Dave is likely a lot more carefree, but doesn’t have a good grasp of concepts like “responsibility” or “giving people space.” A good and goofy kid, with some nice tasty abandonment issues probably thrown into the mix there somewhere. He doesn’t wanna be alone again.
John Lalonde very likely has a very bad grasp of what consequences are. If he breaks shit, they can just buy a new one, if he pranks someone a little too mean or says something that goes a little too far, his mom is easy to forgive him. My dear sweet ADHD child probably didn’t do too good in school and did a lot of class clowning tomfoolery but Mom Lalonde didn’t discipline him for it at home so threats of “I will call your mother if you don’t settle down” didn’t have much of an effect on him. He’s a good kid! Friendly and loving and affectionate, but if he fucks up he doesn’t take responsibility for it and pulls the “it was just a joke!” card way too frequently and doesn’t know how to actually apologize or fix his mistakes. But even though he’s very outwardly childish, he’s also surprisingly mature for his age, by way of like, opinions and stuff? Like he’ll say stuff and it’ll seem totally left field for him cause John you’re like, the funny dude of our group, but he’s also the one who knows how to disinfect wounds and the RIDICULOUS importance of making sure your older sibling knows who their DD is when they’re off drinking with their friends and while he doesn’t have an emotional reaction to traumatic events right off the bat (like in canon) he does do a VERY good job of responding pragmatically to them, and that’s kind of a result of yeah, his mom’s his buddy, and yeah, she lets him get away with anything, but no, John doesn’t really get the chance to be a kid ALL the time, and in part he acts out like this because he’s frustrated that he CAN’T fully be a kid, so he’s overcompensating. His role as the Heir of Light would be as somebody who embodies luck and intellect, which he doesn’t really feel like he can do. He’s not smart, right? He’s never done well in school. But he has really high emotional intelligence, and he’s got street smarts no 13 year old has any business having, and he eventually comes to realize that he is lucky. He’s very lucky. He’s got good friends who love him and who he loves, a strong team who can conquer the world, the universe, even a demon with the strength of a green sun, and when John comes to appreciate consequences and ramifications of their actions, he would be better able to understand how to use his powers to become the luckiest little shit in the universe, and could look death in the face with confidence because he understands, now, he’s realized some things, some the easy way and some lessons were painfully hard, but he’s confident in what he’s doing and he’s got his friends at his back.
Jade Strider, I hate to say it, but I think she would end up a very meek individual. Very, very hypervigilant, aware of everyone’s mood around her and this HUGE people pleaser, because as far as she’s concerned “not actively pleased” might as well be utterly synonymous to “actively displeased.” Life is uncertain to her, she’s very diligent about reading the moods of others and making them happy. Everyone loves her and think she’s just absolutely the best, she’s always ready to listen, always eager to cheer her friends up when they’re feeling down, doesn’t say jack SHIT about herself. If people ask she straight up lies. She does NOT talk about her own problems, even worse than in canon. She is happy go lucky and pleasant to be around, see? She’s doing great. Don’t worry about her! Oh do you need to talk about something? She’s got hair-trigger reflexes and does NOT react well to sudden loud noises or jumpscares. She’s very forgiving, because it’s only natural that sometimes her friends will hurt her feelings, right? That’s what love looks like. Some things just can’t be prevented, so why bother. Lotta learned helplessness kinda shit going down. Very reactive to positive feedback and physical affection (as long as she sees it coming) but has no idea how to go about asking for it. She’s very popular at her school for being pretty and cool and badass and friendly all tied up into one but her friendships are very shallow with her school friends, because if she cannot open up about herself, what room is there for emotional intimacy? As a Witch of Time, her main thing that needs to happen is she needs to get fed up. She needs to get pissed off. She doesn’t deserve this shit! She’s thirteen! She doesn’t deserve a parent who didn’t love her, she doesn’t deserve to have the weight of the timeline on her shoulders, she doesn’t deserve to see her own corpse over and over and fucking OVER again! This isn’t fair, this isn’t right, she doesn’t FUCKING want this, fuck her Bro fuck the Game fuck keeping quiet she’s a KID and she’s HURTING and she will be fucking UPSET about it! And then she’s gotta let John, and Rose, and Dave hold her and tell her she’s right, she’s so right, she is absolutely entitled to her anger, she’s allowed to feel angry about this, she’s gonna be okay though, they’re there, they love her and they’re not gonna let anyone hurt her ever again, she’s allowed to feel hellfire down deep to her bones but then, most importantly, she needs to let her friends help her, she needs to trust them, and learn how trusting works, learn what love looks like and how all her little broken pieces fit back together. And no, she’s never gonna fully recover from that. She knows she’s gonna be a compulsive liar down to her dying day and she’s never going to be able to trust openly like some people do, but she’s got people who love her and who she loves dearly, and she’s going to be okay, and every day it gets a little easier. Some days are bad, yeah, some days she’s angry over stuff she thought she got over years ago, but at the end of the Game, after all has been ripped asunder and they’ve moved into their new lives on Earth C, she is allowed to recover and to rest and sure it’s not always easy, but she’s always trying, and things are better now.
#Rose Lalonde#John Egbert#Dave Strider#Jade Harley#Rose Egbert#Dave Harley#John Lalonde#Jade Strider#answers#Homestuck#John#Jade#Dave#kidswap#Homestuck meta#analysis#Homestuck analysis
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