#my medicine cat was named mapleleaf

[mysterypigeon]

IT'S SPELLED -HAUS???

also yeah we should end with a 48-hour session where we don't sleep and take real-life damage

I FINALLY PLAYED DND AGAIN!!! IT’S BEEN SO LOOOONG. And yet because I’m a chronic procrastinator I didn’t really have anything prepped. Luckily my players are amazing and the whole session was really a big moment of character introspection and planning for their final challenge (killing Jeff Bezos). They met with Jonathan M. Maplehaus, were told that their Waffle House was the last one standing in the zombie apocalypse, and basically just, like, had prophetic dreams or communications with their various gods (Pholtus, The Moon, The Christian God, The Mormon God, and Buddy Rizer). I’m actually genuinely going to be so sad when this campaign ends (though it WILL be with a twelve hour session, it simply must.