#my lovey´s ocs (one a bab one not so much asdfg)

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

Pep: *smoking a cigarette after having massacred five people*

Alistair: "this guy is making me sick.."

Guinness: *looking queazy* "well why didn´t ye stop him?! ye coulda easily done somethin te prevent all o´ this carnage!"

Alistair: "wh-? no you buffoon, I am talking about that disgraceful smoking habit of his!"

Guinness: "..."

Guinness: "ye know, ah really really hate ye both an if it weren´t fer Fel, ah´d ´ave stayed in me forest."

(@surprise-sausage-party )