#my life is going great

[peace-and-fandoms-67]

I just tried to do a high kick in my bathroom and slipped and fell on my butt.

Life is going great guys

[bubblegumpumpkin]

fuckkkk i just drank an entire bottloe og wine in 20 minutes

[isjasz]

[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[craneum]

Just as a btw, once their life span begins to be measured in months instead of years by doctors, they get exponentially worse, but also they start divulging all the family lore so... pros and cons?

saw someone say they don’t think that Bruce is a “what if i die of a heart attack tomorrow” parent which i somewhat agree with

but i actually think Bruce is like my mom, who once woke up in the middle of the night thinking she was having a heart attack, wrote down her will in her iPhone notes app, and went back to bed. she was not having a heart attack, and she told me all of this (and showed me her will) at a bar two weeks later

i think Bruce is kind of like that

[batbabydamian]

Damian adjusting to his new hairstyle in B&R 2023

[backstepping]

ayo edebiri: the movie reviewer we deserve

and her dad also has an account

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

[klbzplb]

DDVAU grian in a miku wing binder doodle

(DDVAU by the amazing and incredible @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi , idea from maruus stream today. lots of fun thank you)

[ryssbelle]

Had a silly dream where JD and Floyd came back to the troll tree before the last trollstice but after singing killed their grandma and decided to doodle and expand upon it a bit

Clay never left the tree but was too scared to return to the families pod since he didn’t want things to go back to how they were before, he did try to find his brothers during the escape but got separated by the cave in.

John Dory was the one to find Clay and see him get caught by the cave in, when he came out of the tunnel without Clay and holding his wristband they all just assumed he was dead. Even so JD still searches for Clay with the hope that he might’ve escaped and is alive out there.

They know Bruce is alive but after JD got the post card he assumed Bruce didn’t want to be found

Some more doodles that kind of show their dynamic

Also-

JD always brings home souvenirs for the brothers both as an apology for being gone for so long and also because of this:

[mobius-m-mobius]

Lokius in Loki 2x02 - "Breaking Brad"

[chalkrub]

more svanhildr - trying new things, like a brave boy

[littlefoxwithbighat]

Grian: OK mumbo for the love of god be really careful resist the impulsive thoughts do NOT get on that strider. Do not do it. You cannot control it and you will get stranded and possibly drown when you dismount. I want you to be safe so do NOT get on the str-

Mumbo: *who got on the strider as soon as he realised it was a possible option* Grian this is your fault.

[jkvjimin]

PARK JIMIN + dominating the stage with his aura (cr. namuspromised, jung-koook) | [template]

happy birthday, annie! @kimtaegis 💜

[stargirl230]

Take a break!

This is for anyone who's been working hard (me, because once exam season starts it never ends...)

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[babacontainsmultitudes]

save me, hot Glenn holidays. hot Glenn holidays. hot Glenn holidays, save me.