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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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eonars · 9 months ago

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Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"

#at this very specific particular moment no i cannot!!#i told her about it after and she was like ohh you know you WERE really quiet that day i wondered why you didnt text back #girl i was FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE ON THE ASTRAL PLANE #WITH A 10 FOOT SKELETON

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juiche · 1 year ago

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a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇

get your own print here ❤️

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molotovgrifter · 2 months ago

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they un-boy'd my boy of progress??

#before and after a gay situationship #light of my life what have they done to you #arcane #jayce talis #jayvik #from the artbook pdf by u/Fit_Sand885 on reddit my lord and savior!!!

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xpurplepiex · 13 days ago

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wave with his critters

#transformers #tf #tf g1 #soundwave #ravage #rumble #frenzy #my art #finding out about all these little guys after watching g1 have changed my brain chemistry #also ravage sweetie i love you but i do NOT appreciate that because of you i now have to learn how to draw cats😭😭#i can quickly learn how to draw robots whom ive never drawn in my life but CATS??? UGH😭😭😭

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cidnangarlond · 6 months ago

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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

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akanemnon · 3 months ago

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Family game night

#twin runes #twin runes mini #after runes #undertale #deltarune #asriel #toriel #kris dreemurr #frisk #can you tell I love writing these slice of life bits?#because I do #I love this family dynamic #asriel has quickly become one of my favorite characters in this #and it turns out even in a seperate dimension the goat someohow got that flower in him #or at least a taste for the dramatic #what a loser /a

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sunderwight · 12 days ago

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Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:

-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there

-Hasn't died from anything yet

-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe

-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either

Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #shen yuan #luo binghe #pidw luo binghe #bingge having a bit of a crisis because he's never been more attracted to anyone before in his life #shen yuan meanwhile still read pidw like thirty years ago #man takes one look at luo binghe and after the two minutes his weird brain needs to process the situation #is just like WAIT I have a TEENAGE DAUGHTER and immediately starts trying to shove him back into the dimensional rift he came from #luo binghe: i have come in search of my true love #shen yuan: no the fuck you have not

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aftg4rd · 7 months ago

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🧼: “D’ya think I cuid take my gear off first, Si?”

💀: “Negative.”

#grabby hands always always grabby hands #if i dont draw them clinging onto eachother for dear life know that Something Is Wrong and you Must Send Help my way #anyways this is simon after literally like a week without soap #they are insufferable and everyone on the base knows to steer clear of any hallway after soap and ghost are reunited bc… of reasons #they never make it to their rooms in time #call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soapghost #cod art #my art #ghostsoap #cod

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lazylittledragon · 8 days ago

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hello i am sick and it's been too long since dadstarion

also bonus pages for my lovely patronis

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #dadstarion #halsin silverbough #i can see kit just being a velcro child who has to be attached to one of his dads at all times #there's a non zero chance that's an actual wood elf lullaby #rip dorian's oldest sister who had to keep it to herself while he got his shit together #also idk if this is universal but i'm very open with my parents and i was still Mortified telling my mum i needed the morning after pill #whoever opened my eyes to the midwife halsin headcanon i owe you my life

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thehauntedmarionnette · 9 months ago

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He is fighting a war. Just got his arms back. Has been fighting for his life so intensely that even we as the audience are unaware of the passage of time. And still has time to fanboy.