they are teenage lovers, they are girlfriends, they are old man yaoi, they are ancient yuri, they are nb4nb, they are a situationship, they are married, they are divorced, they are remarried, they are forbidden lovers, they are best friends to lovers, they are biblical partners, they are queer, they are eldritch abominations in love
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Love “do you need a lift somewhere?” because it implies that Crowley just chauffeurs Aziraphale where he wants to go without even being invited. Like yeah angel lemme uber you over to Sutton. What time should I pick you back up.
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Legolas: *chilling in minas tirith after the war of the ring, as aragorn and faramir are discussing Aragorn’s pending assension to the throne*
Some poor guard: *comes in* uh, some elves of the woodland realm have arrives and some of then claim to want to talk to legolas? They said their names were Sukanra and Iznake-
Legolas: *flings himself out the window and torpedos down to the gates, where the elven party is still situated*
Faramir: LEGOLAS!?!😱😱😱
The guard: *surprised screeching*
Aragorn: *takes a long drink*
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I am happy to announce that I've finished reading Dracula and I am ready to write meow-meow alpha bait Stiles again
But first you'll see the long-awaited Parrish au with toxic obsessed sterek 💜 next week! Friday, as a treat for the end of the work week
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modern polin au where penelope does the “calling my boyfriend ‘my husband’” trend and then in the video you just see the moment colin realizes that pen called him “my husband”, and he starts cheesing and blushes and goes all heart eyes on pen. and then the video ends with penelope laughing while colin kisses her lol
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