#my grandad was 13 of 14 kids

[gxlden-angels]

Not to ride Bezos's dick, but Shiny Happy People is free on prime video rn with ads and it's got all the hits including commentary from Fundie Friday, an interview of Paul and Morgan that's currently making Paul meltdown, and a summary of the "Joshua" generation

It is about the Duggars, so please be careful when viewing due to the nature of the documentary. There will be discussions of things like child sexual abuse material, child abuse, cults, and fundamentalism

[korshrimpski]

KEVIN KORCHINSKI APPRECIATION POST

Hello, this is a remake of a post i made last season and i'm making it because 1. love kevin 2. can't stop thinking of how shit my old post was lol, so a remake is need (you won't find the og post because i deleted it)

1. let's start with some base things. he was drafted 7th overall in the 2022 draft to chicago

2. he's a defenceman

3. his rookie season was last year. he struggled a bit and is going to play in the AHL this year for the rockford icehogs

4. he got 5 goals and 10 assist

5. his dynamic with connor bedard is so sweet. They were both rookies for the chicago blackhawks last year but before that they played on team canada (wjc) 2023 together.

6. In warms ups connor would glide in bump into kevin, kevin would bump/push him back and connor would spin (x) (x.2) (x.3)

7. they also got their first fine together 🤗 (they went no bucket for their rookie lap and got fined)

8. since kevin and connor's whl teams never played each other they bicker about which team would have hypothetically beaten the other in a match up

9. kevin and connor combined to defeat the leafs in OT last season and it was beautiful

10. if you want more kevin and connor content here is a list of videos for you to watch:

Every Shift Season 1 Episode 5: Ambition to Action | 15:06-15:20

Every Shift Season 2 Episode 6: Great Expectations | timestamps; 1:37-4:20

(INSTAGRAM video)

they did a podcast together (it is a very painful watch because of the host :/)

11. he has a youtube channel (the name of which i cannot remember which makes me so sad) but it is him doing backflips or talking about hockey

12. speaking of him having a youtube channel- he was asked if he could be an influencer and he said he would try and then fail

13. there is a scar under his eye that he got when he was playing in the WHL conference finals and got high sticked in game one

14. the reason he decided to go to the WHL was to follow in his fathers' footsteps and so they have something to bond over (x 0:00-0:45)

15. kevin speaks really high of his dad as he is one of his main inspirations

16. literally whenever there is a single post about him people default to the "hi kevin" video/gif from spongebob lol

17. he used to play the piano because his mum wanted one of her kids to learn piano so kevin was put in piano. In year 9 he quit to focus on hockey. But he still likes playing piano for his mum

18. but kevin likes music and can play guitar, ex.1, ex.2,

19. here's him singing a zach bryan song with alex vlasic x

20. speaking of zach bryan, kevin is a big country fan

21. he is also a big coldplay fan because of his dad

22. his favourite show is suits

23. he was a very energetic kid and because of that his grandad called him "energy bunny" (x)

24. his hockey habit is that he has to change his laces every game. if they're a pair of laces he likes he'll keep them for a couple of games. he also has to retie his laces after every period

25. he is competitive with big sister whenever they play cards | timestamp: 10:26-10:56

26. he was at school for a test, when his friend told him he got drafted to the Seattle Thunderbirds (x)

27. during his rookie season, colin blackwell took kevin under his wing. they would drive together to practice some days and colin teached kevin who to cook steak

28. there is an amazing video of kevin and sam savioe singing shallow by lady gaga in colins car that i have to show you, like it's beautiful x

[charlestrask]

tagged by @theclowncowboy thank youuu. true to my word i am doing this because im bored at work

1. are you named after anyone?

named myself so technically yes named after young neil from scott pilgrim. also my middle name is my grandad's.

2. when was the last time you cried?

uhhhh probably a while ago i dont really cry. lets say like a year or two ago. i dont count crying at movies because thats not organically caused by my emotions

3. do you have kids

i WISH. not right now and not for a long time but i would like kids someday...

4. what sport did you play/ have you played?

None ^_^ i like ice skating recreationally

5. do you use sarcasm?

? yes of course

6. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

probably hair im really bad at paying attention to what people look like until i actually know them

7. what’s your eye color?

dark brown

8. scary movies or happy endings?

both :) very odd dichotomy being presented here

9. any talents?

sure i dont keep a list but i would generally say im a pretty capable person. im good at writing...singing..organizing..et cetera

10. where were you born?

scotland :3

11. hobbies?

poetry, collage-making, watching movies, reading, uhhhh making spreadsheets..

12. do you have any pets?

not anymore my cat just died a few months ago

13. how tall are you?

5'1" :/

14. fave subject in school?

like in high school? probably english or math. right now currently it would probably be my metadata class

15. dream job?

some sort of archivist... which is also what i am right now but the dream would be to have an actual full time permanent job. i think the goal rn is to land a cataloging job

i taggg.... @tabiheel @fortheturnstiles @saulgoodmanonlyfans.... and YOU

[leonisandmurex]

15 people, 15 questions

Thankyou for tagging 💛 @foreverinthepagesofhistoryy @shvybziik @world-of-wales

1) Are you named after anyone?

My middle name's my great grandma's & it was her grandad's too

2) When was the last time you cried?

lol idk I get teary for nothing all the time atm

3) Do you have kids?

No but also yes *see pets

4) What sports do you play/have you played?

lol no no I can't

5) Do you use sarcasm?

I get in trouble! Yes!

6) What’s the first thing you notice about people?

If I feel comfortable around them, their vibe?😭 is that weird??

7) What’s your eye colour?

Green

8) Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings

9) Any talents?

Saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, things like that :)

10) Where were you born?

In a hospital ;)

11) What are your hobbies?

Royals! ofc (is my No1 midlife crisis) but also: art, music, watching documentaries, sitcoms, period dramas, Disney+ :) & paranormal shows🤡, nature (you guys think it's dorky William gave Catherine binoculars 😂 but that's my ideal gift!😭), spending the midnight hours on astrodienst (bc astrology 🤡), collecting instruments I can't play 🤡 (bc trad folk), collecting in general, reading about social/local/Celtic/ancient (not royal🥲) history & mythology/poetry, 2 day whim obsessions on ANYTHING...& doom scrolling, i love that sm

12) Do you have any pets?

A bunny :)

13) How tall are you?

5'9 but I'm an ambulatory wheelchair & cane user, I'm not confident w/ my height when walking

14) Favorite subject in school?

Art, science

15) Dream job?

Stained glass artist

15?🫠 that's a lot (I'll count the 3 who tagged me) : @royalknightwalker @rex-and-regina @victoriademedici @philibet-fandom @royally-obsessed @midnight-reign @the-mountbatten-windsors @the-tea-always-spills @thewales-family @leonorandsofia @melthehoneyjar @is-mayo-an-instrument

[dyrewrites]

15 Questions OC Edition

@unmellowyellowfellow shared this as an open tag, so I'm doing it!

And also keeping it OPEN

Answering with Delmas, because I'm curious what he'd say. >.>

1. Are you named after anyone?

Eh, kinda. Dad was Delmont, I'm Delmas, don't know my grandad (dad was in his late hundreds as it was) but he was probably a Del too.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Like a bit of a sniffle or a full on mess of snot and salt? 'Cuz it's been years since I've let out enough to notice, but gettin' it right up to the surface, where it burns but won't fall...well, that was yesterday.

3. Do you have kids?

I'm going to say no, and hope that a certain tiny wolf what threatened to adopt me is not listening.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Little boring be direct all the time, ain't it? Gotta leave some mystery.

5. What's the first thing you notice about people?

What they're noticin' me with, of course.

6. What's your eye color?

Hazel. Exciting in the right light, boring in all else.

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

I'm a sucker for a good sapfest. Life so seldom ends happy, nice to see someone enjoyin' it.

8. Any special talents?

None I care to broadcast.

9. Where were you born?

Elysium, Upper Dolor, high up in the ivory towers, though you wouldn't know it to look at me...or to ask around.

10. What are your hobbies?

Cooking. A skill borne out of necessity, and boredom, that's turned into a delightful use of the few off hours I get.

11. Do you have any pets?

Nah, most of the furry things that can stand my presence are of a temporary sort. Well, they used to be.

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

Boxing a sport? Never felt like a sport, sports have teams don't they? But it's what I did, for more years than most.

13. How tall are you?

6'5", which don't seem so big to me, but I did spend quite a few years around ogres.

14. Favorite subject in school?

I had tutors, all old enough to have their names in the textbooks other kids were readin'. Favorite though, that's a tough one. Madam Forel maybe, taught English. Which I butcher often, but she always said words was meant to be toyed with.

15. Dream job?

Hah, that's. That's a question. Can't rightly answer it, but it's definitely a question, so I guess I oughta try. I had one once, carried it with me longer than I should've too but, well, everything went and got nebulous on me. Life's a bit sideways now, so. Dunno.

[shitouttabuck]

question time :D

tagged by @buckitup 💘

1. were you named after anybody?

kind of! my grandad used to call my grandma “nina” as a nickname because “ni” means you and “na” means me in tamil and he was always like it’s you and me against the world so. as you can see i did not stand a single chance of not being the soppiest most hopeless romantic on this planet

2. when was the last time you cried?

northern attitude came on shuffle this morning and i thought about bobby nash for two (2) seconds and was like well here we go again

3. do you have kids?

nope!

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

i don’t think so! im terrible at tone irl lol

5. what sports do you play/have you played?

football in school and…. i was a horse girl……. limited to a city but oh so enthusiastic

6. first thing you notice about someone?

ass for sure and i mean this so genuinely

7. eye colour?

very dark brown

8. scary movies or happy endings?

listen. scary movies can and should have happy endings. tell me why i was kicking my feet twirling my hair at the end of every single saw movie otherwise (saw franchise is my spiders georg. am actually a wuss. love a happy ending)

9. any special talents?

no! im good at opening jars and bottles. but just regular good not anything to write home about

10. where were you born?

india

11. what are your hobbies?

i like knitting but i haven’t done that in a while! idk i go to the movies i sometimes play cthulhu i think about writing fic and don’t actually write any

12. do you have pets?

there’s a family of feral cats on my back porch and unfortunately i’d die for them all. even sweet marie who is a huge bitch and hisses at me every morning

13. fave subject in school?

english! biology! went to this batshit school where in seventh grade we had a period called “tree study” and would spend an hour hanging out with a tree

14. dream job?

the million dollar question as i sit unemployed and unmoored in my parents house…… idk that post about flower shops was going around yesterday and i think i’d love to have a flower shop. real life maybe marine biologist….

tagging @zahlibeth @transboybuckley @sinistertolove @ice-sculptures @ringbearerjee @leothil if y’all feel like!!!

[miniaturenightmareharmony]

I'm in a polyamory relationship with two of my siblings.

My sister (23), myself (22), and one of our younger brothers (21), are in a consensual relationship with each other and raise our children together.

For whatever reason, growing up, the three of us had at various points expressed interest in marrying a sibling. Most people wrote it off as harmless fun, even as we reached puberty and started to explore each other.

All of us had grown up in a single parent household with our mom, who seemed younger than other moms to have four kids. We also never really met any other family, even though we knew we had grandparents and an aunt. I had a few fuzzy memories of being super young but living somewhere else first that our mom denied.

The year our brother turned 12, we found out how she was able to be a single mom and still be able to give us a fairly comfy life, despite not a lot of adult supervision. We were all supported by our father, who was also our moms father. She had given birth to all four of us before she even turned 18, and our father had moved her out once she was a legal adult, but paid for us to keep quiet.

Well, prior to that, we had just explored each other but had held off on full penetrative sex. Instead of being disgusted with the news that our mom was our half-sister, it seemed to add fuel to the fire. No one had really talked to any of us about protection, so before much longer, my sister and I both sported baby bumps at ages 13 and 14. Our mom was mortified and pulled all of us out of school to be homeschooled so we couldn't tell anyone what we had found out and what was going on in our house.

Early the next year, we both gave birth within a day of each other to our first daughters. I guess our mom thought taking care of newborns would keep us from fucking each other again, but she was wrong. Not long after, we both sported our second baby bumps.

My sister stopped after giving birth to her second daughter, or at least seems unable to conceive again. My brother and I kept repeating the cycle after I gave birth to our first son. We were horny teenagers who mother had to work and despite also being parents, we found time.

As each of us turned 18, we were thrown out of the house with our "sinful" children. We had stayed in contact with each other and made plans to raise our children together.

My sister has two beautiful girls who are 7 and 6. I have three girls who are 7, 4, and 2. Four boys who are 6, 5, 3, and 1. Our next child is due next month.

We've since been in contact with our father/grandfather, and he helps here and there with money when he can. We found out that his wife had no problem with him impregnating our mother, as it meant she didn't have to have anymore children. Our mother had agreed to have children for her father originally, but I guess didn't realize he meant they would also be her siblings. She chose to leave when our youngest brother was 2, so he never got to see us grow up.

He's a great grandad to our kids, and said if needed, he could help supply us with more. - N

[asinglemagpie]

15 questions and 15 people, tagged by @gainux! Thank you, I love doing these too!

1: Are you named after anyone? So I actually found out extremely recently (in the last few months) that yes, I am. I am named after a friend of my maternal grandfather that my mum met once… but she was beautiful and smart and articulate, and that's what she wanted for me, and that was my name from that moment on.

Won't lie, two thoughts occurred: 1, wow I do not live up to my namesake LOL, and 2, did she potentially name me after one of my grandad's many affairs without knowing? (The first I said, the second I kept to myself but OOF…)

2: When was the last time you cried? Approximately 40 minutes ago because there's like 3 songs in the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack that make me cry, including the Finale XDDD

3: Do you have kids? Nope!

4: What sport do you play/have played? I played one netball match, and one basketball tournament - I was more of a dancer.

5: Do you use sarcasm? Constantly. I can't be sarcastic about it because then it sounds like lying lmao.

6: What is the first thing you notice about people? Probably their height. I'm a bit of a wee thing, so I'm always looking up at people XDD

7: What's your eye color? I'm honestly not entirely sure! I lean towards 'hazel' these days.

8: Scary movies or happy endings? Both - sometimes I need everyone to die, sometimes I need everyone to live.

9: Any talents? I can't dance any more, but I can still sing.

10: Where were you born? Cambridge. Closest I got to that university… XDD

11: What are your hobbies? I write again now! That takes up a lot of time between fic, novel, and RPing. I listen to music, loudly, and sing along whether it sounds good or not lol. I watch a lot of TV and movies, there's always something on in the background, and I like to try and watch a lot of non-English things too. I want to try going back to practising playing the flute again, and get back to reading… I've really fallen off the wagon with reading. There's a billion crafts I want to do and I'm set up for most of them, I just have to DO them which… yeah, we all know how that goes XDD

12: Do you have any pets? Sadly my only pets are my Furblets.

13: How tall are you? I am 5'4.

14: Favourite subject in school? Drama. I loved it, and did well in it. I started having severe memory issues in 6th Form which was very obvious when I suddenly couldn't remember scripts from one minute to the next, but through that and a whole host of other hardships I still managed to come out of it with top grades.

15: Dream job? Best selling author whose series gets turned into an award winning TV show or movie series with a ton of mech possibilities? Lottery winner?! In all seriousness… something I can support myself, my mum, and my partner with.

Tagging: @caspercryptid @heaventhing @lozzykins @neon-slime @rainbowd00dles @teawiththegods @theoi-crow @tonguetiedsmeghead @walnutgoat ... and anyone else who sees this and wants a go <3

[sprqpointintern]

15 questions / 15 mutuals

I was tagged by the wonderful @stripesysheaven thanks so much for the tag friend! 😀

1. are you named after anyone?

Yeah, I'm named after my great grandad!

2. when was the last time you cried?

When I was watching Succession because of Sarah Snook and her incredible acting 😭

3. do you have kids?

No (and honestly, I'm not really sure that I ever want to have any 🤔)

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yeah way more than I should probably. Just ask my mam, she'll tell you all about it 😂

5. what sports do you play/have you played?

I've played football, tennis, golf, mini golf, basketball, rounders, tag rugby and badminton. The only one I still play sometimes is badminton though.

6. what's the first thing you notice about other people?

I'd have to say their eyes. They're not called "the window to the soul for nothing". I'm just always interested in eye colour and we spend so long looking at each other that eyes always jump out at me first.

7. what's your eye colour?

Brown! 😁

8. scary movies or happy endings?

Definitely happy endings. With the exception of a few horrors that aren't too gory, I'm too much of a coward to even watch scary movies.

9. any special talents?

This is more of a useless talent but I have a thing where I'll remember most actors names after I read them in the credits of something. Pretty pointless talent tho hahaha

10. where were you born?

Ireland! 🇮🇪

11. what are your hobbies?

Writing, reading, cycling, playing video games

12. do you have any pets?

Yes! I have a dog named Milo! (He's the best boy in the whole world!! ♥️)

13. how tall are you?

6'3

14. favorite subject in school?

Definitely English, I've always loved creative writing and reading. In college, it was film studies. I'm obsessed with the craft that goes into film!

15. dream job?

Being a full time writer and director. Making my own films would be amazing! 🎥🎞️📽️

Tagging: @alinelovelace @c-nan @stat19idkbub @bike-messenger-behrad @missing-tony @strawberryswords @clo-q @markedbyindecision @thisgirlshouldbeworking @phirim @dani-talks-shit @simauita @daydur @verso-agridoce @mrs-bartowski @jailerat @meer-anonymity @natixd @sprinkleglitz @lisascumslut78 and anyone else who wants to do it! (I know, I went over 15, I never was any good at maths lol)

[gxlden-angels]

There's nothing like explaining "Be fruitful and multiply" to someone not raised Christian that will make you want to shed like a lizard

[ssoheartbreak]

16 Questions~

Tagged by the wonderful, the amazing, the magnanimous @oneiro-nautical Milooooooooooo!!

Are you named after anyone? Both my grandads, first and middle names, also technically my last name too from (at least) my dad's dad

2. When was the last time you cried? few days ago, got drunk, got into facebook doomscrolling, felt bad ;w;

3. Do you have kids? lmaoooooooooooo no, nor do I want any

4. What sports do you play/ Have you played? None and none, but one of my friends watches hockey and I'll catch a game with him from time to time

5. Do you use sarcasm? Unfortunately, I am bri*ish so it's kinda baked into me

6. What is the first thing you notice about people? Eyes and any cool/quirky accessories

7. What's your eye colour? Blueeeeee :3

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings for sure, I'm old, I just want a good time in media

9. Any talents? I can kinda do weird mouth noises, like a UFO and cat meows, no actual cool talents tho

10. Where were you born? Bellshill, nothing cool, just a rando town in Scotland

11. What are your hobbies? Gaming #1 call me the Ninja of being cool

12. Do you have any pets? None unfortunately, used to have a cat with an ex, hope that cat is doing well

13. How tall? 172cm, 5'8"

14. Favourite subject in school? Graphic Tech and science were some of my favs, mostly for the teachers tho

15. Dream job? None UBI for all tbh, although maybe content creator/streamer, it mixes a hobby with profit

16. What animals do you identify as your familiar? Otters also, and birds are big one, OH BATS TOO!!!!

tagging my loves, the homies, mutuals, people I remember: @nothing-lasts-forever27, @aeriamamaduck, @retaliatesfirst, @phantomkinoc13, @reasonscome-reasonsgo, @uberhaxorpineapple

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

I was tagged by @movievillainess721 for this. Thank you! Haven't been tagged for anything in a long while so this was fun!

1. Are you named after anyone?

I supposedly am named after a daughter that my grandmother on dad's side miscarried. She and grandad ended up with two sons but there should have been a girl in the middle.

2. when was the last time you cried?

Shed a couple of tears about an hour ago when watching the last two episodes of Derry Girls.

3. Do you have kids?

Absolutely not, nor do I want any.

4. Do you use sarcasm?

Oh no, absolutely never!

5. What's the first thing you notice about people?

How annoying they are.

6. What's your eye color?

Blue.

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

I can't watch scary movies unless it's in the middle of the day in the summertime, so I guess happy endings. Mind you: I loathe romance movies, so it has to be drama with happy endings. But the ending has to make sense, you know?

8. Any special talents?

I don't really know what this means. I taught myself to knit and that's pretty special to me, but a gazillion people worldwide knit better than I do.

9. Where were you born?

In a hospital.

10. What are your hobbies?

Knitting. Ashtanga yoga. Used to do kung-fu for 12 years but then the pandemic came and when practice started again in 2021 I had grown lazy. Still miss it though.

11. Have you any pets?

I live with the best cat in the world <3

12. What sports do you play/ have you played?

See above: kung-fu. I hated all sports and avoided them like the plague until I found kung-fu. Not that I consider it a sport per se, it's more of a very physical philosophy in the same way yoga is.

13. How tall are you?

Around 162-164 cm, I have no idea.

14. Last book you read?

A book on knitting by a knitter. It was a simple, quick read. Nothing special.

15. Dream job?

I don't dream about working.

Tagging @lovesbiggerthanpride @pazizz @pretty-girl-likes-tea @scorpiowidow @vending-machine-witch

Do you want to be tagged in different games? Let me know. I only tag those who ask. Don't be shy to ask to be on the list: I want those of you who feel you never get involved in these things to be included as well.

[vegalores]

Thank you @cmdrcuriosity for tagging me! :D

1. Are you named after anyone?

Yea, my Mum has always been a huge fan of Elvis, so she named me after his only daughter and I'm pretty fond of my name.

2. When was the last time you cried?

I think I cried this afternoon watching a puppy tribute on tiktok 'cause those almost always get me sobbing, even more so if I followed the account.

3. Do you have kids?

Nah, never wanted children but did always say if it ever happened then I'd pray for a boy, lmao. I do consider Sammi my baby, though <3 love that white ball of floof <3

4. What sports do you play/have played?

Growing up I absolutely loved playing tennis and swimming at the local pools. I have not done either one of those since I was about 15, so it's been a hot second.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Yes I do and generally get into a lot of shit for it, but that's okay, lmao.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Either their eyes or their hair.

7. What’s your eye color?

They were very blue when I was born but with age they've gone a blue/grey colour.

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

I actually like both, depending entirely on the mood I'm in when I'm choosing what to watch, so it differs. I love horror movies and am always on the hunt for something to genuinely frighten me, but besides E.T., nothing has achieved that goal. I also love a good happy ending, cause it wins the fight against the misery of life sometimes, lol.

9. Any talents?

I would say writing, thanks to the kind words and encouragement received from friends and family and teachers over the years. It would be nice to one day actually write a novel and earn success with that venture, or perhaps just fill a book with shorter stories and sell that. That would be a lovely goal to achieve.

10. Where were you born?

A lovely little town just across the river from Liverpool <3

11. What are your hobbies?

Can I list writing as a hobby, too? I also really like reading, baking and annoying my partner on a daily basis without much effort, lmao.

12. Do you have any pets?

Nope, but I consider Sammi mine as well as my Grandad's, especially since my Nan passed last year. I think she misses the female company and also know she loves me as much as I love her <3 when we eventually move to a more suitable property, I plan to adopt her and give my Grandad a sort of prolonged respite.

13. How tall are you?

5'4"

14. Favorite subject in school?

English Language and English Literature <3

15. Dream job?

Novelist, blogger, archaeologist, crystal healer :)

Tagging @maggiemaystansfield

[nausikaaa]

15 questions, 15 people

rules: answer these 15 questions then tag 15 people

thanks for tagging me @asocialpessimist!

1. Are you named after anyone?

not exactly, but my initials were chosen to be the same as my dad’s and my grandad’s.

2. When was the last time you cried?

oh man i cry all the time, movies and books and music can all make me cry. but the last time i cried was a tiny bit at work when i thought too hard about the goddess Psyche.

3. Do you have kids?

no, maybe one day.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

i wouldn’t say a lot. i do sometimes, mostly either joking around with my friends or when people are being dicks at work. my boss finds it hilarious when i argue back with customers.

5. What's the first thing you notice about people?

i’m not really sure, but i guess i do always notice if someone smells particularly bad. especially if they stink of weed, god i hate that. i have nothing against people smoking it but don’t walk into a small building if you smell that strongly of it, you ruin it for everyone. i will instantly dislike you for that.

6. What's your eye color?

dark grey-blue.

7. Scary movies or happy ending?

happy endings!

8. Any special talents?

not sure if it’s really a talent but i can make my eyeballs vibrate. you have to look close to see it but it always freaks people out 😂

9. Where were you born?

in a hospital not too far from where i live, so you’ll forgive me for not sharing specifics.

10. What are your hobbies?

reading, writing, and making candles/wax melts.

11. Do you have any pets?

2 dogs and 4 goats!

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

i go swimming fairly often in the summer but that’s about it. i used to really enjoy dodgeball at school though!

13. How tall are you?

five foot one 😭

14. Favorite subject at school?

either history or english. When i got to sixth form and could take classics i was over the moon, it’s like the best of both!

15. Dream job?

a successful author. failing that, a mortician. not exactly similar…

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15 character questionz!!!

got tagged by @afoolandathief and so iiiii tag @vacantgodling @atlasllm and @calicojackofficial if y'all want!!!

obviously for this i'll do dez and frank cuz....theyre the blorbies..tis long so im putting it under the cut

1 - Are you named after anyone?

Desmond: My middle name Oswald belonged to my grandad!

Francis: How the fuck should I know that? I'm pretty damn sure that my mom didn't even name me.

2 - When was the last time you cried?

Desmond: Last night :D

Francis: What the fuck kind of question is this??

3 - Do you have kids?

Desmond: I'M 14?!?!

Francis: *hyena laugh sfx crumpling to the floor etc* (no) (authors note: she's infertile and even then...really? both these kids would be horrible parents)

4 - Do you use sarcasm?

Desmond: I don't think so? Mostly because I don't really understand when it's being used or why.

Francis: Only when I'm pissed off I think.

Desmond: But you're always pissed off?

Francis: REALLY.

5 - What's the first thing you notice about people?

Desmond: Usually what they're wearing, or their facial expressions! I get told that I stare a lot actually-

Francis: Posture, anything they're carrying, the way they walk and talk. Anything they have could be used as a weapon and someone who walks all intense-like could be a threat.

6 - What's your eye color?

Desmond: Dark brown!

Francis: Mine uuh squints are pink?

Desmond: It's like an intense magenta :3

Francis: What the fuck is 'maj-en-tah'?

Desmond: It's a pink! uwu

7 - Scary movies or happy endings?

Desmond: Happy endings! Life is kinda like a horror movie anyways, so I like to watch something that ends good for the characters…it kinda makes me feel like there's hope for me ya know?

Francis: I don't watch movies.

Desmond: You don't? I thought you'd kinda be a horror movie fan, 'cause violence and gore-

Francis: They freak me out anyway NEXT QUESTION

8 - Any special talents?

Desmond: I can take apart almost anything and know how it works right after. And, um, can eidetic memory be considered a talent?

Francis: Piano.

Desmond: Really?!

Francis: I hate playing it, so don't fuckin' ask.

9 - Where were you born?

Desmond: A small town right outside the DUSA, called Carbonville- its not on any maps, 'cause its considered uh, 'shattered' or 'black earth' by people here. I don't think the town exists anymore actually…

Francis: The NEC, so, here? Yeah here. Right on the fuckin' pavement.

10 - What are your hobbies?

Desmond: K'nex and erector sets, I also like reading comics and collecting figurines…oh! I also farm goldfish, my setup isn't as big as it was before but I have Oranda golds, Ranchu golds, and Black Telescope golds!

Francis: …I don't think I really do anything that can be considered a hobby…is drawing a hobby? I do that.

11 - Have you any pets?

Desmond: MY GOLDFISH-

Francis: FUCK no, I don't like animals. Besides its hard to have a pet when they all look like food to you, donchya think?

12 - What sports do you/have you played?

Desmond: I, uh, I don't like sports…

Francis: I WANNA DO *chants* MURDER COURSE, MURDER COURSE, MURDER COURSE-

13 - How tall are you?

Desmond: 5'0" last time I was told…I think I'm a bit of a late bloomer hopefully…

Francis: *shrugs*

Desmond: She's 6'2"! Super tall :3

14 - Favorite subject in school?

Desmond: Biology! Its my best subject, next to chemistry.

Francis: I dropped out in like…1st grade. So…

Desmond: Chimera don't really have a lot of support in the education systems here- they're more like juvenile detention centers from what I've seen.

Francis: SHITTY juvie centers.

15 - Dream job?

Desmond: I think I'd like to be a biomedical engineer. I wanna make things that help people! If not then…I dunno. Is goldfish ranching a thing?

Francis: Pfft, I don't think about the future like that. I'm not gonna be here long anyway.

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 @blackccelebration tagged me to this, obrigada!! 🥰🤗🖤

1 - Are you named after anyone?

nope

2 - When was the last time you cried?

I don’t remember tbh

4 - Do you use sarcasm a lot?

yes, it’s a generational thing, our form of humour

5 - What's the first thing you notice about people?

face, it takes me a while to notice anything else

6 - What's your eye colour?

blue/grey

7 - Scary movies or happy endings?

depends on the film

8 - Any special talents?

what is a talent to other people is normal to us

9 - Where were you born?

paris XIV

10 - What are your hobbies?

my hobbies are now jobs, musician, record label owner , radio dj

11 - Have you any pets?

fishes

12 - What sports do you play/have played?

football, when I was a kid, my grandad was a pro, sadly I didn’t inherit his skills, I didn’t inherit his baldness either, so that’s okay

13 - How tall are you?

1m82

14 - Favourite subject in school?

english  as a foreign language

15 - Dream job?

idk, once a job is a job is it a dream anymore? I tag @louder-than-love @betterinthe90s @justmakesuresheeatsthemouse @cvet1999 @another-brick-inthewall @koffinyshlogginn @sgreen-rdm