#my gender is just silly little shit trickster guy

[ozymoron]

starting to realize all the things ive deemed to be apart of my gender are just silly little mean asshole

[demon-girl-2004]

DANCING

Gender not specified

((i can see every version of wukong dancing but some are different from others))

Dota2 sun wukong

PLATONIC

•Wukong is not a dancer at least not when he’s sober, while he enjoys the art of dancing he's not gonna do it himself.

•He’d rather watch someone else dance than him or better yet watch bar fights

•But if you get a few stiff drinks in him? All you gotta do is play some music and you’ll have an absolute blast

•You’ll have an ever better time if you just sit back relax and watch the show unfold

ROMANTIC

•Just because he doesn’t want to doesn’t mean he can’t dance

•He's actually pretty good at slow dancing like REALLY GOOD(( or at least in my head he is))

•I mean he’s been in a few relationships so I’d like to think he’s pretty romantic

• and no he doesn’t really care if anyone is watching the two of you, honestly he could care less

•But if he’s completely honest he rather sit down have a drink and watch you dance and have fun

Smite sun wukong

PLATONIC

•Yes and no

•Remember wukong is a fun guy! But he’s also a king and smite wukong does have that mentality of a king and less of a trickster ((in my opinion at least))

•However he is not above having some fun and joining in for a dance or two

•Just don’t expect something over the top

ROMANTIC

•Once again yes and no

•Just because he’s immortale and old as shit doesn’t mean he has expericance in THIS kind of thing

•Basically what i am tryig to say is He's never slow danced

•He’d totally be down to learn! after a little bit of convincing

•But he's gonna be low-key emmbarssed so just take your time with him

•Just help him that's all you really need to do

League of legends sun wukong

PLATONIC

•HELL YES!!!

•The two of you would have so much fun just dance around and being silly

•He’s gonna spin you around until you get dizzy and

•He may even pull a little prank my spinning you until you feel like your gonna throw up

•All in all the two of you are just gonna have some fun

ROMANTIC

•No

•No he’s just gonna try and get you to do something else with him because he’s too embarrassed to dance with you

•But if you push it a little bit he’ll cave in and dance with you

•He’s not gonna look at you tho because he’s too embarrassed or worried of stepping on your feet

Lego sun wukong

PLATONIC

•He’s gonna look at you in confusion for a few moments before joining in with you!

•But once he does join you it’s gonna be a hell of a time I promise!

•He’s an AWSOME dancer

•I mean he’s got a lot of energy and free time might as well put it all into something fun right??

ROMANTIC

•Yes he’s a lovely dancer

•Despite what he may say he’s a lovely and very caring dancer

•He’s gonna look away at some point because the romantic tension is gonna get to him

•But all you need to do is call his name and all eyes are on you sweetie

Macaque

PLATONIC

•Okay,He's down for it, like hella down for it

•I dare to say He’s actually a better dancer than wukong ((only because hes around humans for often tho))

•He’ll even try to teach you a few moves, notice the key word try

ROMANTIC

•By the gods yes

•All you have to do is ask and he's down for a little slow dancing action

•He’s a really good dancer and the two of you will feel like your floating on a cloud

•Dude is really good at romance

Masterlist

[almaasi]

reaction post typed while watching SPN 13x15 “A Most Holy Man”

three of the seven deadly sins, linguistics, and overall enthusiasm, oh my!!

04:22pm

no idea what to expect but it’s not written by the deadly duo so i’m therefore exciteddd

right now i’m too exhausted to do anything because those chickens in our bathtub glutened me a few weeks ago (hence my silence on tumblr) so i’ve just been catching up on season 5 of Downton Abbey. and once i’ve watched this i’m probably just gonna go back to watching that

(WHEN WILL THOMAS GET TO BE HAPPY??)

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04:25

i’m two seconds in and my brain is like THIS IS A LOT MORE SENSORY INPUT THAN DOWNTON ABBEY

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04:28

dean.......

....by “so?” ..... i assume you mean..... “good morning sammy”

who raised you

...

oh right, nobody

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04:29

“cas is in syria dodging bullets trying to find the fruit from the tree of life”

okay first of all, WHO PUT OUR WINGLESS BABY ON A PLANE. WHO GAVE CAS A PASSPORT. HOW THE FUCK DID CAS GET TO SYRIA

IMAGINE CAS TRYING TO GET HIS ANGEL BLADE THROUGH CUSTOMS

OH NO

and second of all, i’ve been reading a book on etymology and linguistics, and there was a whole section on how the fruit of life, or the golden apple of eden, was actually an orange

etymology and linguistics and history is the coolest shit ever, and oranges are more awesome than apples

(the book is called “The Book of Babel: Words and the Way We See Things” by Nigel Lewis, if anyone is interested)

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04:36

also in regards to the archangel grace..... i think we’re all agreed that it’s somehow going to be gabriel’s grace instead, right? at least it seemed obvious to me since gabriel is now back in play

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04:39

dean: “ah, the internet. you’re not just for porn any more”

aw baby

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04:42

oh man that lady in san francisco. her little finger walk was so weirdly awkward? i can’t tell if it’s the actress, the editing, or maybe the character is slightly disingenuous

or maybe she’s a witch and she’s just fucked up sam’s brain

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04:45

dean’s face

stow it, ya idjit, sam learned all of this from you

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04:47

DEAN’S LIL LIP-LICK WHEN HE SEES THE DUDE EATING THE DONUT

boy does not discriminate between desserts. or genders for that matter

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04:49

OH MY GOD 

I JUST GOT IT

THIS EPISODE THEY’RE GOING ON A QUEST TO FIND THE BLOOD OF A HOLY MAN AND THEY’RE MEETING ALL THE DEADLY SINS

THEY JUST MET LUST, NOW GLUTTONY

aND EVENTUALLY THEY’RE GONNA REALISE THEY ACTUALLY NEED SOMEONE WHO ISN’T LIKE THESE PEOPLE AT ALL

someone humble and generous and abstinent etc. etc

except they’re going to need to not play into what that person wants, unlike what they’re doing now

so basically the blood of the holy man could be either of them, so long as they don’t buy what the other person is selling, essentially??

idk, just a theory

man i freaking love storytelling techniques like this

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04:54

pausing for a moment to eat, brb

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05:01

oKAY here we go

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05:02

ooo, chicanery. good word

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05:04

in WHAT WORLD does someone go up to a stranger in a coffee shop and disturb them from their book and thEY LOOK UP ALL SEXY

DEAN ARE YOU FANTASISING ??

none of these characters feel completely real, this is a weird dream journey they’re on

i think maybe the music and the directing is giving that impression too, none of this flows especially naturally, it’s a little too.... artistic? like they’re making a long music video rather than giving the facts

edit: .............wait, what was the point of this? in hindsight, when this character never served any purpose at all, this scene now looks like unnecessary heterosexuality and/or asian fetishism, fuck offffffffffffffff

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05:12

HI FRIEND

cat’s like

<  •____•  >

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05:15

i am slightly reminded of the devil tarot card

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05:19

and this guy’s like “devil’s bargain” and i’m like....... yup

that was an episode title before

they’re meeting all the aspects of the concept of the devil, one by one

except their eventual season-arc salvation is probably gonna be, in some form, gabriel (who i’m pretty sure is kind of like the old trickster god pan, whose concept was appropriated by the romans to become the devil)

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05:25

anyway this guy with the cronies and the cat is easily the deadly sin of greed

so far they’ve come up in order, so i’ll assume we’re next gonna meet sloth, wrath, envy and pride

edit: never mind, they stopped at three

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05:29

there’s a sexy little soundbite just as dean stops sam from walking into the hallway

right at the moment when dean says “cop” and then there’s some radio noise from the cop’s walkie-talkie, some bass, and then more seductive trumpet tootling

it’s like 2 seconds but my ears enjoy it

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05:31

also!!! sam is always prepared, but doesn’t know what dean is

dean runs on gut instinct, so that’s why he can “feel it” that there’s something important in that room

that’s what dean is

a soft, stomach-first soldier

(edit: has anyone done any meta on dean’s magic intuition powers? maybe by compiling all the times he had a gut feeling and it turned out to be rational. which i’m pretty sure is 100% of the times he’d say it aloud. i think in the general human population, any time anyone has a bad feeling about anything, they’re correct. i can’t think of a single instance where it’s not real, besides just an anxiety condition)

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05:34

for the record, i’m really enjoying the end-to-end jazz soundtrack playing in this episode, and the whole 1920s hotel mobster/seductress/detective vibe

kind of film noir-esque

aesthetically and aurally this episode is gold but IT NEEDS MORE CAS AND MORE BROWN WOMEN, like pretty much everything in the world does

(sidenote: linguistically the letters au- usually indicate a gold-related word and now i’m wondering if the word ‘aural’ is related? the same way aura is about a golden sky, and orange is basically aurange. and it wasn’t even mentioned in that book i’m reading but i’d bet anything that the scientific letters being AU isn’t a coincidence)

(NOT SORRY I JUST REALLY ENJOY LINGUISTICS and that section on gold was my favourite so far, i’m about a third of the way through the book)

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05:41

HOW THE FUCK DOES SAM NOT HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE YET

like if anything, cas-haters oughta at least appreciate how cas booping the brothers better is likely the only thing keeping them functioning within acceptable parameters

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05:43

OH

clearly i’m a silly seagull ‘cause i JUST GOT why the directing felt weird at the start. they literally are doing a film noir thing

dammit, i kept mentioning the shots and the music and never actually twigged

pfgfhdfghf

(raise your hand if you facepalmed)

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05:45

dean to sam: “i know that disney princess hair gives you some padding”

look pals, i can’t think of a good punchline right now but basically the core of it would be “dean wants disney princess hair, and is also bisexual, hooray”

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05:49

i really like those italian face dimples

they’re weird to look at but they suit his face and his accent

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05:51

i feel like this guy miiiiight be their holy man

except there’s probably gonna be a twist later and ultimately it’s not gonna be him

edit: occam’s razor THAT theory then

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05:55

sam: “if somebody stole the impala, what would you do?”

dean: “murder. i’d murder them all”

dean later: “there’d be torture first.... there’d be, like, a lot of torture. and then, it w- it would end up with death. if i can’t have it, nobody can.”

someone get this boy some help

...........and some car insurance

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05:58

cute non-white boy exists on screen

edit: no comment, just an observation

he’s very cute

dean would think he’s cute anyway, and i was WAITING for a scene to parallel the one where he eyed up the book-reading lady, but nope

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guard: “what are you doing here?”

priest guy: “creating a distraction”

such a cas thing to say

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06:09

that fade-out from muttered prayers to choir music and gunfire was a liiiiiitle cheesy but... y’know, it’s A Look, i guess

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06:10

jesus christ, do these guys even realise that if they stopped shooting for one freaking moment and hid, they’d eventually just win from not being exposed to flying bullets????

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06:12

let me guess, the blood of saint ignacius doesn’t exist

WELP  it’ll be mr italian priest guy and his bleeping hip then

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06:15

i seriously hope they got more than that tiny vial of blood, given how often things get lost/stolen/broken or spells go wrong around here

this episode had a my little pony: friendship is magic season 4 feel to it?? in the sense that the brothers go on a quest to get something, but end up helping a pony in need and then find, purely by fate, that that pony has the exact thing they needed all along

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06:18

dean smoothing his finger over his lips

this gesture is ??? sexy and sweet and comforting and intriguing and enticing and thoughtful and ???????????? also makes me think dean’s thinking about kissing tbh

SMOOCH CAS, SETTLE DOWN AND RETIRE

and/or get transplanted into the tv and have cartoon adventures with scooby doo

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06:22

dean: “i have faith”

a nice, sweet note to end on

dean learned some things and i’m proud of him

THIS WAS GREAT and i enjoyed it

let’s say 9/10, needed more cas and representation

cool directing, awesome music.... generally some good shit here

thUMBS UP

but I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR SCOOBY DOO NEXT WEEK at the end of march

I KNOW PRACTICALLY NOTHING ABOUT IT BUT THE CONCEPT EXCITES ME WILDLY

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S GONNA BE TEAM FREE WILL AND THE SCOOBY GANG SOLVING MYSTERIES AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (PLEASE BE TRUE)

8x08 HUNTERI HEROICI REMAINS MY ALL-TIME FAVOURITE EPISODE mostly because i haven’t really bothered to re-review which ones are my all-time favourites SO I’M REALLY HOPING THIS ONE WILL SIT NEXT TO THAT IN MY PERSONAL HALL OF FAME

//stops yelling and posts this post

[thecooperanderson-blog1]

Santana’s super plan is in action and no one can stop it now || Santana & Cooper

↪ TAGGING: @trickstersantana & @thecooperanderson ↪ LOCATION/TIME: January 3rd, 2017. Cooper’s office at Justitia School. Santana and Cooper have a meeting. ↪ NOTES: Santana’s plan is so good you guys, is the best plan anyone has ever planned, so great, it’s going to work 100%, and now it’s impossible to stop it.

Santana walks as she was proud of something to the second floor of Justitia School to talk with Blaine's brother. She has no plan, she is totally not ready and she is probably  going to screw everything up. But what the hell, maybe a miracle happends and she gets some useful information. What's the worst that could happend?? Dying? Please, she got in trouble with Cardines already and she didn't die. So hell, let's improvise. She was good at pretending. She knocked at the door "Santana Lopez here, can I come in?" She ask in her best behaviour, that sadly would probably be overlooked by her distrust aura.

Cooper had to admit meeting with a Trickster was the last thing he wanted to do, but as a teacher, helping students was his duty and he couldn't just resfuse. As he waited for Santana he kept wondering if she really wanted to talk about his clases or if she wanted something else from him, Tricksters, you can't never trust them. "Come in" he simply says.

Santana opened the door and wondered if she could just start with the issue she really wanted to solve or try to pretend a little. "Good afternoon" She said, and took a seat. She smiled trying not to look fucking suspicious. "Well, first I wanted to ask you... there was certain Field Studies I failed long ago, and I was wondering if there was some way of doing some extra work to make that Fail into a passing grade?" She asked because she also wanted to ask that and asking the Boulder was too intimidating. Also she hoped that extra work sounded like really homework and nothing sexual, because guys always though she was flirting with them "Well, it was... two Field Studies, actually."

Cooper looks at Santana with a smile on his face, even if it is fake it doesn't seem like it, he always looks natural. "Well, that's a matter you shall discuss with Stan, it is continuous assessment, so maybe if you keep working hard and improving your technique and magic you will pass the class" he keeps smiling. I was weird, a question like that could be asked by email, why was she there? What else she wanted?

Santana nodded smiled. Working hard. "I don't think my technique is really the problem... but well" She tried to think about how to just adress the issue, holy shit she was so bad at this being subtle thing. "So...well...you know, that girl who was with us on the..." She hesitated on how to say it "You know, the dream thing...is she single?"

Cooper couldn't avoid to change his expression for a confused one when Santana brought up Aza "Eh... yes, she is, why do you care?" he arched an eyebrow.

Santana nodded again, trying to look like she knew what she was doing. What will Darling do, oh my god. But she wasn't Darling, so she will have to get information the Santana way, and that was the gay way. You are an akwkard lesbian trying to get a girls number and not some trickster trying to guess what the fuck happened at halloween. "Oh, good, good... can you ask her if we can like...met each other or something? Or just if she is ok with giving me her number" She added. Luckyly she didn't have to pretend because she really was an akwkard lesbian. "She really looks like an angel, doesn't she?" She wondered how she would fucking enlace the conversation later.

Cooper looked at Santana as she spoke, he wasn't sure if she was serious or not, but part of that awkwardness about the question reminded him of his brother when he was younger, what if she was struggling and needed someone to help her, but why him? Emma was the counselor. He swifted on his seat not sure what to do "I guess I could ask her" he knew Aza didn't mind gender when she dated, eventhough he selfishly wished she could be single for life. That was weird, he was a little jealous she was brave enough to ask, that she even could "Well, do you want me to ask her or should I give her your number?" that was awkward and not profesional at all, he didn't even want to do it.

Santana looked at him still pretending she know what she was doing but the fact that he didn't say 'This is very unproffesional get out of my office' caught her by surprise. And he actually say yes. Woah, the guy was actually cool on this. That was unexpected. "If you could ask her that would be ideal" She said with a genuinely happy smile. What are you doing Santana what are you doing. I don't know but if I can really get a date out of this what would be awesome . She tried to get confortable in the chair. "You are a real ally, Me Anderson" Ask about the doors Santana. THE DOORS YOU  USELESS LESBIAN.

Cooper holds himself back to not pat her in the shoulder, that'd be the ultimate unprofesional move. "Well, I think everyone deserves love and happiness, so it's fine by me to ask her on your behalf" he shrugs with a smile "Anything else?"

Santana tried to not cry from happiness because SHE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT FUCKING WORKED. She might have a chance with the angel she saw at Mr Anderson's aparment. Wait that wasn't the reason she was here. Focus, Santana, Focus. But oh my god she was so pretty can you imagine if we saw her again? "Thank you so much, really." NOW IS THE MOMENT "And...yes, a last little thing... you know what happened on Halloween, right?"

Cooper wrote something quick on a paper near him as a reminder to ask Aza even if he didn't want to. He then looked at Santana, and without flicking he just answered "My brother told me it was a blast, a very beautiful parade"

"And nothing dangerous happened, right?" Santana added. "I know what happened, Mr Anderson, you don't need to pretend." She hated that she knew she was going to get talked as a crazy person but she had to try.

"I don't think he mentioned anything out of the normal" Cooper lied very convincinly "just a common parade, which if I'm honest, I'm not very interested in, but my baby brother's interest in it is adorable"

Santana though about surrendering and go before she screw things up, but she had too much pride for that. She obviously prefered screwing things up. C'mon Santana, he knows it and you know it, there is no one more here. This is ridiculous. "Didn't the other cardines told you? There was a problem with strange doors appearing out of nowhere and kindnapping people, and then they did a memory wip, you know how it is" she said, casually, like she was just talking of momentary light problems at a high school concert. "They didn't do a flawless job" She said, shruging. "But who will believe a trickster, right?" She acted secure of what she was saying to at least pretend she knew what she was doing. "Though they really left something behind"

Even if it was a surprise for Cooper knowing that Santana had all that information, his face didn't change in surprise, he just frowned like he didn't understood anything she said "Very funny" he said with a worried look "Do you really just want to lose my time? Because I have a lot to do... I know it must be embarrassing to come ask a professor for his friend's number but you don't need to pretend something bigger happen to fill the air" he shrugged "It's alright"

"I don't. At all" Santana said, looking embarrassed. She knew how to play as to twist the truth. She only had to show more the truths the others prefered to see. And she was worried, and she let herself show that worry in her face. What she needed to be now is harmless. "The truth is that... I was kind of worried and wanted to help" She said, feeling a little dumb. Then she stopped for a moment "Mmm, maybe I was mistaken... sorry Mister Anderson, that was a silly mistake. I wanted to be sure if what I saw that night was real or an trick illusion played on me, my mistake" she looked apologetic. "I though I got this weird thing from the door but... nah, it's probably nothing to worry about. Sorry for the trouble, but thank you for listening" she said, playing her part, but inside she was thinking that if she didn't loathe time travel so bad, she would just go back, punch herself in the face, and left."I should go now , you probably are very busy"

Cooper still stares at her with confusion, like if she was talking to him in an unknown language, however there was some truth in his expression when she mentioned she received something from the door "Very imaginative... but you know I'm not the creative writing teacher, that's in other building, and actually, is a woman who teaches that class, Mary Halloran, very sweet" he explains "As a matter of fact there are some things I have to do, and if you don't require of my help any longer, I would appreciate if you left" he nodded.

Santana smiled at him like saying 'you know you actually want to talk to me about it you can do it later' but she was being terrible, Like absolutely terrible. But at least she acted like she was confident and cool and in the end that was what really mattered. "Bye bye, Mr Anderson, thanks!"

Cooper waves "Have a good day, Miss Lopez"