#my garbage husband

[unhingedpirates]

These sneek peaks are going to kill me ✨

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Marry My Husband text posts for Ep 15 (Parts One, Two, Three)

[serpentface]

Hey that's not a good shooting stance

[cantdealwiththisnow]

Part 1 - Appreciation post for all the TFP universe Autobot mugshot cameos (known and unknown) in RID2015 3x25 (even if the context is that they've been OUSTED against their will)

[wintergreenoreo]

Everytime I watch Fernando’s onboard during qualy and hear him say he wants to help Lance with his lap I get so sad when he can’t cause Aston doesn’t give him an opportunity to. 😭

[adrenalineeyes]

obviously the best headcanon for george's relationship with thomas when he grows up is the one where george is also gay and he looks to thomas for advice/community/understanding/etc. be it in person (he can move to the us) or through mail

BUT consider the second best, and debatably funniest, headcanon for their relationship in the future: which is basically the bertie & his gay cousin dynamic. like, george is straight and marries a nice girl and everything, but he's a sensitive, kind person, who doesn't treat thomas' sexuality the way robert did (with tolerance but irresponsibility and disregard for thomas' feelings and privacy) or thomas' ex-coworkers (poking fun, using it against him, outing him left and right, not understanding how hard it is for him, etc.). instead, he explains to his wife that the reason why he still keeps in touch with his once servant, is that thomas was the one who spent the most time with him throughout his childhood, allowing him and his siblings to ride on his back for hours at a time while his mother was supervising the estate and going out, often out of town, other adults not being much less busy, and the endless stream of nannies not being very interested in playtime. he waxes poetic about how kind thomas' smile was, and how he was the only adult who was never, ever annoyed at them, not even slightly, who seemingly always had time for them despite his many duties, who has never spoken a single ill word or made an irritated sigh towards them out of tiredness. how, one day, thomas left for good, and he asked his mother why would thomas choose to leave downton when they had so much fun playing together, and his mother said "because he found a person who would make him really happy, and that person lives in america, so they left to be happy there, together". how he taught himself how to write so that he could write to thomas in america, to ask him what was so good about that person, and then what was so good about america, and then what was thomas doing exactly, and then they just kept in touch. thomas never revealed the identity or gender of that person, not even when george discovered that you could fall in love with girls, and started to ask thomas for advice (he would never give his sisters that ammo), since apparently he was so in love with some girl that he moved across the ocean for her. thomas gave him some great advice, although george did find it a bit, well, vaporous at the time. at some point, george discovers gay people (insert your favourite scenario here), and has his hmmm moment, after which he puts all of his writing skills into the effort of helping thomas put his trust in him in regards to his sexuality and choice of partner. having perfected the art of discussing thomas' private life in their letters, he tells his wife (obviously with thomas' consent) about the amazing home that they have built together and about their role in their local community and about how amazing and brave thomas is to have lived through what he did and come out on the other side of it as such a considerate, emotionally developed person, and how much he admires thomas and treasures their correspondence as a genuinely important interpersonal connection in his life, and will never allow anyone who wants to stay in his good graces to disrespect thomas.

TLDR; george & thomas = bertie & his cousin, allyship headcanon 4lyfe

[randomthunk]

I have no words, I really fell backwards into the Kiraodo ship and I am sorry for the absurdity of my situation.

[themlemever]

HERE YOU GO BABES

Idk what I'm doing but eat up I guess

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

horrors be damned the magnus protocol knows how to be funny.

you’re telling me that this guy got really into crypto and ruined his reputation before running off a cliff to get money. and then he survives only to get attacked by A Creature™️ while leaving a very angry voicemail because he actually lost money by jumping off a cliff. i’m so here for it

the ARTISTRY of putting this right after hits such as “fnaf-ified mr blobby ruins a bachelors party by ripping everyone’s arms off and eating people at the strip club (episode titled “getting off” for a lovely touch)” and “passionate horror movie fan ignored the genre he was in to watch a movie called voyeur which he decidedly does not like.”

fruity man made of needles calls 911 while hugging a man to death and doxxes the operator when he doesn’t think he’s scary? impeccable? losing my shit?

[guinevereslancelot]

unnerving to see people younger than me living their lives and doing adult stuff successfully. stop that you're supposed to eat ice cream for dinner and be unemployed

[unhingedpirates]

Aziraphale with other people:

Aziraphale with his husband, ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY:

[cosmic-ships]

Probably stoking the flames a bit here but I just got another asshat I've had to delete so with that said..

It makes my heart happy when S.tar W.ars su.br.ed.dit are all talking about things they disliked in the franchises and there are at least 50 people in there like "eugh Re.y.lo"

I'm not even going to lie when I say I start grinning and smiling ear to fucking ear because they all share the same view that I do regarding them.

Fyi even if K.yl.o wasn't my soulmate I would still hate that garbage ship ♡

[shesalittlelost]

Look at this little clown doubling down on her shitty takes because she got called out.

“SJM never confirmed any of the characters' races” bitch SJM also never confirmed that CoN's wealth hoarding nobility is barred from entering Velaris because of their race or barred at all so what now? That makes your arguement null too, dummy. But this is the thing with the white women of this fandom and their performative activism which they think we can't see right through, they have the most surface level and hypocritical takes that they themselves don't believe in or stand by and this is the example of this. If this person really cared as much about SJM's racism she wouldn't sit there on her ignorant ass and straight up deny that the way brown characters, including our brown mcs, are written and treated im these books isn't a direct reflection of SJM's own racism against brown people.

These people are so out of touch with reality and it shows in their takes. It's like they learn new words that others are using and throw them in their next "hot take" like this person really threw in the words “racist zionist” all while denying the loudest, most nasty evidence of her Zionism in her works? EYE- the disconnect between these people and the real world is actually unfuckingbelievable. How the fuck are you using words so boldly and not knowing their meaning?? Illyrians being portrayed as these savage brutes is Maas telling what she thinks of the Palestinians that her precious idf is butchering, Maas making bat boys be the only good brown men and only ever talking about their dicks and how hot they are and how good they are in bed, pairing them with her white self inserts is her showing how she fetishizes brown men while also being racist to them both in her fictional word and irl. How the fuck do you not see this?

[agni-ashes]

garbage rat oli: “flower husbands?? don’t know what that means”

OLI. OLI NO.

[cookietrains]

"In Space, No One Can Eat Ice Cream"

...oh yeah? 😏

✨️ Space Ice Cream ✨️

[marsidotcom]

thinking about nicky who would have bruises and knicks everywhere if not for healing bc he just simply. does not care.

Like nicky is just like “if it gets it done more effectively or does not hinder the process idc” and joe is just “DUDE ?? WHO GIVES A SHIT!! HOW R U AO SMART AND SO STUPID BE CAREFULLL !1!1!1”

like he’s so bewildered on how such a graceful, calculated guy can bang his shin on every table in the room and knick his fingers making half the meals