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bajablastflavoredsaxreed · 7 months ago

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horrors be damned the magnus protocol knows how to be funny.

you’re telling me that this guy got really into crypto and ruined his reputation before running off a cliff to get money. and then he survives only to get attacked by A Creature™️ while leaving a very angry voicemail because he actually lost money by jumping off a cliff. i’m so here for it

the ARTISTRY of putting this right after hits such as “fnaf-ified mr blobby ruins a bachelors party by ripping everyone’s arms off and eating people at the strip club (episode titled “getting off” for a lovely touch)” and “passionate horror movie fan ignored the genre he was in to watch a movie called voyeur which he decidedly does not like.”

fruity man made of needles calls 911 while hugging a man to death and doxxes the operator when he doesn’t think he’s scary? impeccable? losing my shit?

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 13 #tmagp 12 #tmagp 5 #tmagp 6 #baja’s blasting #also there are some funny tma ones too #fan favorites include #crusty old librarian discovered living in the basement. he is promptly beaten to death with a pipe by the worlds gayest homophobic boss #Sky eats Man #Man Staples Meat to His Apartment #vase stole my husband can’t have shit in the uk #garbage bag full of teeth 🤷#VAMPIRES!!!#guy from pottery class eats his notebooks and then is promptly eaten by a creature

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