#my friend keeps calling him the dust bunny

[halfapersob]

fae king dude, wooo

@atherix

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

A Touch of Sweetness 3

Warnings: non/dubcon, mentions of crime, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

Character: mob!Loki Laufeyson

Sister series to mob!Thor

Summary: you make a new friend, but that’s not all. (short reader)

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging ❤️

“That was awesome. We have so many berries,” you dust the dirt off your capris as you stand. “What are you going to make with yours?” 

Loki squints up at the sky and doesn’t answer. You frown. He’s not paying attention. 

“Brother,” Thor calls him back to earth, “the little one asked a question.” 

“You may keep them all,” he says as he puts his chin down. “I have no need of berries.” 

“But... you helped pick them all. You should get some. Oo, have you ever tried berries and a cream? Or you could make a smoothie--” 

“I said keep them,” he slithers and pushes his jacket back to slide his hands into his pockets. “Are we done then?” 

“You’ve nowhere important to be,” Thor insists. “I would know.” 

You sway awkwardly. You don’t want to be a nuisance. Not like you always are. 

“You know, I had lots of fun. With all of you, but I think I should just go home now,” you suggest. “Thanks for coming.” You smile at Queenie, “it was nice to meet you.” You turn and look at Loki, “and you.” 

He peers down his nose at you as his lips thin. “It wasn’t entirely unpleasant.” 

You look back at the others, “what about the berries?” Queenie asks, “you could come over and show me how to make something.” She pauses and looks at Thor. He grins. 

“Of course she can,” he assures. “You could come now, even.” 

“I appreciate that but I gotta get going.” 

“We will message and arrange the details then,” Thor declares. “Drive safe.” 

“Yeah, I’ll see you tomorrow,” Queenie murmurs grimly. 

“I can’t wait,” you say. “Thank you for all your help, Loki.” 

His cheek ticks and he pushes his shoulders up, “it was nothing. Only got my suit dirty.” 

You giggle. He’s funny. Well, now he knows not to wear something so nice to a berry farm. 

“Alrighty, I’ll be going then. I wanna get some pictures of the bunnies before I go,” you chime. “Buh bye!” 

You turn and skip off. You’re wired with excitement. It might not have been a shining success but you made one friends at least. Queenie is nice and it seems like she needs a friend too. 

You stop by the bunny stall and snap some photos before you head off. You’ve spent enough money and time there. Besides, you don’t like driving in the dark and it’s a lot later than you thought. 

When you get home, your sister is there with Estelle. You head to kitchen to put your berries in the fridge. As you make space, Jada enters with her minion at her side. 

“Did you have fun playing in the dirt like a child?” She taunts. 

“Sure did,” you say as you slide the basket onto the shelf. 

“Sure looks like you did,” Estelle scoffs. 

You look down at your outfit. You have berry just on one knee and some soil on the other. Oh well, they aren’t your favourite pants. 

“You could’ve come. It was really cool. They had bunnies and a horse cart.” You say. 

“Did he stand you up?” Jada asks, ignoring your suggestion. 

“Stand me up? Who?” 

“Oh, don’t play dumb. Thor. You said that’s what he asked you outside the cafe. So what happened? Did he realise you’re a loser?” 

“I told you, he said he wanted me to meet his girlfriend. She’s nice,” you shrug. 

“Nice? She’s probably too good for you. I mean, she’s dating him.” She snickers. “Do you even know who Thor Odinson is? What he does?” 

“I would know. You gush about him all the time,” you stick your tongue out. 

“That’s not true,” she snaps. 

Estelle laughs, “you kinda of do... along with the rest of them.” 

“He’s a criminal,” Jada says. 

You just stare at her. “So why’d you let me go? I'm your sister?” 

“Oh, don’t do that,” she puffs. “You always are so pathetic. And stupid. You’re an adult, you can take care of yourself.” 

“Come on, Jada, don’t be bitter. You’re the one who’s obsessed with the outfit.” Estelle nudges her. 

“You’re taking her side?” Jada turns on her. 

“No, hell no. But you’re being dramatic. I bet he thought it was funny. She’s so dumb, it’s like having a clown at the party. Something to laugh at,” Estelle jeers. 

“Exactly,” Jada agrees and laugh tritely, “she is a clown.” 

You frown but don’t argue. She’ll just keep calling you names. You wait for her to go before you retreat to your room. The triumph of your day is quickly blotted out by the spiteful chittering you can hear in the front room. 

You wash up and get changed for bed. Maybe Queenie won’t message. Maybe it was all just a game to Thor. After all, what are you compared to him and his pretty, sophisticated girlfriend? And his brother seemed entirely unimpressed by it all. 

You fall asleep in a roil of doubt. You awake, little by little, and linger in bed as you search for the will to get up. You yawn and rub your eyes. You stand up and step into your slippers that look like cows. 

You go out to the kitchen and groggily flip on the electric kettle. As you wait for the water to boil, you go to the fridge and open it mindlessly. It’s more of a habit than an actual mission for anything. You skim the shelves and notice the empty space where your basket of berries should be. 

You let the door shut and look around the kitchen. The basket is empty on the counter. It must have been Jada. It’s like when you got that bottle of Coach perfume with your first pay check and she smash it against the school wall. 

What a waste. 

You hang your head and go back to your room. You’re hurt but not surprised. She’s been doing stuff like this for so long, you’re almost numb to it.  

You close your door slowly as you spot the dark stains across the front of your dresser. You flip the lights on and see the berry-coloured fingerprints all around the drawers. You cross the room and open the top drawer. You check every one and find the same thing in all. You must have slept through it all. 

All your clothes are smeared in berries. They’re starting to stink too. You take out a couple shirts and sigh. You could cry but that would only make Jada laugh louder. 

You shut the drawers and grab your phone from the charger. You go back to the kitchen as you weigh the day laundry to be done. A message pops up as you pour boiling water over a tea bag. You read the screen and swipe up the phone from the counter. 

‘I’ll send a car at noon. Queenie is looking forward to it.’ 

You read a re-read the invitation. It doesn’t leave you any room for rejection. Recalling Jada’s words, you don’t think it is an option. Thor might be nice but he is who he is. You might be just as stupid as they say getting yourself tangled up in all this mess. Yet, your only family are much more sinister than these people your sister claims to be criminals. You’ll take your chances with them. 

[lookingformoondrop]

+ Yandere Andy (for my previous request for suggestive themes with a fem reader and him :33)

Yandere!Andrew Graves x f!reader - Drabble thing

TW: TOXIC ANDY, Yandere themes, obsession, possession, manipulative Andy, suggestive themes, foul language, Andy can't keep his hands to himself, threats & intimidation, Andy calls Reader dumb bunny, not proofread.

♥︎Notes: I think out of all the yandere content ive ever written, this is the most toxic. Please readers, if your irl relationship mirrors any of this behavior, LEAVE THEM. Andy is extremely toxic, and if given the chancs hed lock up his bunny for only him to see. I dont condon any of this behavior, but i support Andrew's rights and wrongs. Hope this meets your expectations <3.♥︎

When dating Andy, there are certain types of rules you must follow.

They're silent rules, sure, never spoken outloud, but you've been with Andy long enough to know that if you break them... there are consequences.

♡

Rule No. 1 : Never dare speak to another man

You can still remember this rule vividly.

It was sometime in April, and you had practically begged Andy to drive you to the mall for new spring dresses.

When he finally agreed, you both drove to the mall and walked around for an hour, just window shopping all the sweet spring deals.

You found a lovely dress and went to try it on. Unfortunately, you realized the size was too small, so you asked Andy to browse the store for something bigger.

This is when the incident happened...

When you finally finished changing, you walked out of the clothing booth with a couple of other items and one adorable shirt that lacked a price.

You searched for a store employee and spotted a young man.

"Excuse me, but is there any way you can find the price of this shirt? I can't seem to find it," you handed the shirt to the employee, and his cheeks turned a dusted pink

"W- Well sure. I can just ask my co-worker to-"

"Fuck off."

You jumped at the cold voice beside you and noticed a very pissed off Andrew. His hand was suddenly on your hip, squeezing your flesh very aggressively.

"I- I'm sorry, sir, but I was talking to this young lady, not you," the young worker looked nervous.

But Andrew was having none of it, "fuck off before I forcibly make you." His eyes narrowed on the man, as he pushed you against his chest.

The employee retreated for the employee back door, his tail practically in between his legs, leaving you absolutely dumbfounded.

You pushed at Andy's chest, "Andrew what the fuck?! He wasn't doing anything wrong, he was literally just helping me find the price tag for some-"

"Do you like pissing me off? I disappeared for not even 5 minutes, and you're letting men drool over you? "

His grip on your hip got tighter, assuring that it would leave a mark for later.

At a loss of words, Andrew leaned in and whispered into your ear,

"You're making me sad, Y/N... Do you honestly want another man?"

His voice sent shivers down your spine, making that spot between your legs ache, and that chilling feel graze your skin with goosebumps.

"Andrew, I don't want anyone else! Please don't be sad, I'm sorry for misleading you," Your eyes got glossy from the guilt that weighed down on you.

He sighed, disappointed. He gripped your wrist, using the hand that was on your hip to rip the clothes you had out of your hand and onto a random display table.

"You're not a very good girlfriend. But I love you anyway."

He walked towards the exit, caressing your hand while he did.

You quickly leaned that Andrew was not going to tolerate any sort of social interaction with other men, and if you broke this rule, he'd be very, very disappointed in you. Simple as that.

♡

Rule No. 2 : Where you're going, what you're doing, who you're with, and why is all of Andy's business.

A year into your relationship, you decided to take a spontaneous girls trip with your friends to a different state.

You'd only be gone for a couple of days, and since Andrew was always busy working, you figured that he wouldn't mind.

Thinking this, you texted Andrew.

Andy

I'm sorry I haven't texted you. How was your day? **

You

It was good! I'm actually packing right now for a trip. **

Andy

.... **

Andy

What trip? **

You

A girls' trip. I figured since you're busy all the time, I could take this weekend to vacation! **

Andy

.... Where will you be going? **

You

My friends cabin**

Andy

Who will you be going with?**

You

My friends? **

Andy

Whose Cabin? Which friends? Whats their number? How can I contact them? How many nights are you staying? What's the wi-fi situation like? How far away, is it? What's the exact location? Who knows about this trip? When will you be coming back? Will there be any men there? Is it just girls? Will you be changing in front of them? Will you be sleeping separately? Whose car are you taking? How will you get there? By what transportation? Do your friends have boyfriends? Are there any wild animals?**

You

I... Andrew, how could I answer all these questions? I dont... I dont know.**

Andy

Then you shouldn't be going. **

Andy

It's in a location I've never been to nor seen before. So many things can happen to you, my dummy bunny. It may be a cabin, but I know you can't handle being alone for so long. Save me the trouble, Y/N, you're not going. **

Andy

I'm only looking out for you. You're the love of my life. How could i possibly live with myself if something happened to you? Y/N, you're the air that I breathe, the food i consume, the blood i need to pump my heart. Are you trying to run away from me? **

You

No! Andy I swear I'm not! I won't go if it makes you uncomfortable. I just thought... **

Andy

You don't think many things through, dummy. You're such a headache sometimes. **

Andy

So, what's for dinner? I'm hungry. *

♡

Rule No. 3 : You belong to Andy, and only Andy.

"Hey Andy! Guess what I found?!" You walked up to Andy who was lounging on the coach watching some shitty news.

"What's that, Y/N?" He lazily turned his head towards you.

In your hand was an old photograph of you and an old prom date, taken long before you ever met Andrew.

You were cleaning your bedroom and found a couple of old boxes underneath your bed. Once of which, held many old memories of your youth.

"It's all the prom pictures my mom took of me! Don't I look cute?" You leaned your upper body over the coach back and showed Andy the dusty photos.

You expected a snort, a grin, maybe some mockery for your cheesy dress but instead Andrew tensed up his jaw, his eyes narrowing.

He grabbed the photos from your hand and slowly looked through them.

"You are very pretty, Y/N...." his hand squeezed the photos, to the point of crinkling them.

"Andrew, the photos are being!-"

Suddenly Andrew stood up and quickly crossed the distance between you two, letting the photos be dropped to the floor.

You gasped as Andrew smashed his lips against yours.

He grabbed onto your face, pressing his body into yours.

His lips were warm and slightly chapped, the brief smell of mint and cigarettes overpowering your head.

He broke the kiss, a strange hunger dancing in his eyes as he looked at you.

"You're so beautiful... You're so beautiful being mine, and mine alone. Mine, mine, mine, and mine, until the world comes crashing and burning. " He grinned at you, a dark shadow crossing his face.

"Andrew! I- I know im yours, but the photos are being stepped on-" You tried protesting, but instead, you felt Andrew kiss you again, this time going deeper. His hand squeezed your cheeks, attempting to make your jaw open, in a way asking for entrance.

You couldn't help but open your mouth wider, a victim to the rose colored glasses he always placed on you.

Your eyes closed, while Andrews' opened.

He stared at you with a strange intensity.

You, of course, could never hear his thoughts, but if his words were spoken outloud he would scream how much he wanted to rip that prom date to shreds.

Watch him bleed out of your hardwood floors until it stained from that fuckers punishment.

You belonged to HIM.

You were HIS.

And darling, he would go to heaven and drag you back to hell with him if he had to.

He broke the kiss and squeezed you into a hug,

"Promise you wont ever leave me, okay?" Andrew rested his head on your shoulder. You breathed heavily, wiping the saliva from your chin.

You nodded in a daze, the ache between your legs overpowering any kind of hesitancy you had.

Andrew smiled into your neck, reaching his hands under your ass to prop you up around his waist.

"Come on... I want to continue this in the bedroom. I want to see more of you..." He said in just above a whisper.

"Only you..."

Thank you for the ask (and patience)!<3

[vanyatas]

JEFF THE KILLER HCS

GENERAL HCS:

Firm stance on him being scene/emo.

His fav songs are probably Helena(Mcr), Disasterology(ptv), Cirice & Mummy dust(Ghost), Ohio is for lovers (HTH), The ransom(ETF).

He’s 6’1.

Cigarette smoker.

HUGE ego. I feel like him being one of the top most popular creeps gives him a big. ego.

An asshole.

He cuts his own hair to keep the scene bangs.

Definitely wears eyeliner on his waterline.

FOR SURE has piercings, eyebrow, bridge, septum snake bites.

Brown hair. Dyes it black however.

JEWELRY UP THE ASSSSS, checkered belts, spike bands on his wrists, band shirts, rings, chokers, necklaces. Anything emo he can get his pale ass hands on.

His best friends are definitely; Ben, Toby and Eyeless jack.

ROMANTIC HCS:

He would definitely be obsessed with you.

Probably not in the healthiest way but he finds himself either stalking you throughout the day, or if you’re with him you and your interests are the topic of the conversation.

Expect pet names.

Babe, Doll, Sweetheart, Bunny, Baby.

Steals jewelry, things you like, trinkets just to make you happy <3. (Considering he cannot just go out in public n get a job 😭)

If you’re alternative he will be over the fucking moon, thinks it’s cute if you’re a “mini” him.

Gets possessive if anyone even tries it.

Arm around your waist, pulling you as close to him as he can.

PDA!!! He cannot get enough of that shit.

Kisses all overrr your face just because he can’t seem to get enough of you.

Keeps your clothes just because he loves the way you smell.

Pre-Dating, he’d mimic your actions to do his best to show he likes you

Definitely would just call you stupid before he finally told you he likes you.

Very playful bully behavior while you’re dating him.

“Ur such a fucking idiot omg.” “What :(“ “My bad.”

HUGEEE creds to bae (/plat) @kumcore !!

follows / likes / reblogs appreciated!

[m-jelly]

Ulterior Motive - Chapter 4

Levi x reader

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, mafia, Gangs, Alternate Universe - Gangsters, Gangsters, Yakuza, Alternate Universe - Yakuza, Romance, Love, Love Confessions, True Love, First Love, Yandere aspects, Protective Levi Ackerman, Possessive Levi Ackerman, Tattooed Levi Ackerman, Blood and Violence, Eventual Smut, Childhood Friends

In this chapter: Levi is at work with you and he keeps an eye on you. During your shift a man and his friends disgustingly talk about you, so Lucas, Shino and Levi teach them a lesson. After beating them, Levi returns to you. You give Levi head and he devours you after.

Ao3

Part 5

“Peach.” Lucas softly called. “Not that I don’t love you’re engaged now to that madman, but could you possibly say something to him?” The two of you saw Levi pacing and glaring at people wanting to go for you like some big vicious guard dog. “He’s scaring customers.”

You giggled at how cute your lover was being. “I’ll have a word.” You trotted over to Levi with people watching you closely, it was like a bunch of horny beings in heat waiting for a potential mate to be free for their attack. “Levi?”

Levi turned to you and lit up. “Bunny!”

You grabbed his hands and kissed them. “I love that you’re here to look after me, but you’re kind of…mm…”

He tilted his head and looked like a sweet puppy in your eyes. “Kind of?”

You leaned closer and whispered. “Scaring customers. It’s not fair to my friends. Could you possibly relax a bit? If I need help I promise to shout for you.”

His shoulders slumped when he realised he was being a bit overbearing. “Ah, you’re right. I’ll tone it down.” He sighed. “I just worry about you. You’re so pretty and kind that some disgusting and nasty man could grab you. I will not let anyone have you.”

You patted his hands against his cheeks, like a light slap to snap him out of it. “Darling Mr wolf of a man, please be a good boy.”

He pouted in your hands. “I’m a good boy.”

You kissed him before nuzzling your nose against his. “You’re the best. Are you going to be okay with me going back to work?”

He released a long sigh. “I guess so.”

You placed Levi’s hands on your boobs. “Little boost for you.”

He squeezed your plump breasts as a light blush dusted his cheeks. “I feel energised.”

You moved his hands. “Good!” You kissed him. “I love you.”

He wrapped his arms around you. “I love you too.”

You pulled from his arms and blew him some kisses. “I’ll get back to work then.”

“Be careful.”

“Promise!” You waved to Levi before walking away and finding a little spot to work. You smiled when three men instantly approached you. “Hello, young masters. Are you all together?”

All three man were in their late 30s and early 40s. The leader, who clearly spent too much money on his suit, took the lead. “We are. We were hoping you would keep us company.”

You grinned. “Of course, masters.” You held up a tablet. “For a fee.” You giggled as they tapped it quickly to pay for your time. “Thank you so much!” You lowered it and turned. “This way!” You led them to a booth that Levi could keep an eye on. “You must all be so thirsty. Working jobs is so hard.” You sat close to the leader and leaned closer to show off your cleavage. “I bet you’re all so powerful!”

The leader smirked. “I sell the most bonds in my company. A lot of them internally.”

You gasped. “You mean, the naughty selling?”

He winked at you. “Yep. You like that?”

You hummed a laugh. “I think it’s pretty cool. I enjoy danger.”

He bought you a lot of drinks and snacks for the table because of that. “Well, I’m a powerful man.” He chuckled and leaned closer. “I’m so powerful that even Levi Ackerman is scared of me.”

You knew very well that was a lie, but you thought it’d be fun to mess with him and maybe make Levi jealous. When Levi got jealous he acted and this man in front of you needed a good lesson that Levi could beat into him. “Woooow! That’s so impressive.”

He glanced at his men and then back at you. “I’m glad I impress you.”

You leaned over him, grabbed some food and then pulled back making sure you brushed him a bit and the other men got an eyeful. “I like bad guys, they’re a lot more fun.”

He blushed hard at being touched by you. “You…ha…”

You pouted. “Oh boo, we’re almost out of time.”

He quickly grabbed the tablet and tapped on it. “We can’t have that! We need you here longer. I have more stories.”

You giggled in delight. “Wonderful!”

It seemed like forever that you were sat there with him bragging about the things he was doing, or how he had scared and impressed Levi. Boredom was consuming you and you wished that you could get Levi in, beat him up and then run off with you. Thankfully, you needed the toilet so you pressed your little alarm for a host or hostess to cover for you.

Lucas strolled over with a huge air of confidence about him. “Evening gents. I’m here to relieve this little lady for a bit. She needs a tiny break to freshen up.”

You rose to your feet. “I’ll only be about five minutes, okay?”

The leader nodded. “Sure, Peach, we’re happy to wait for you.”

You hugged Lucas’s arm. “Come on Knight, escort me.”

Lucas pulled you to a little corner hidden from the men. “You alright with those lot?”

You hummed. “Yeah, but Levi needs to know about them.” It took you a few moments to break everything down and get it all out. “At first I wanted to play, but now I’m mad because they’re messing with lovely small businesses. Could you tell Levi for me?”

“Sure thing. Go to the loo then.”

“Thank you!”

He shifted and leaned against the wall with the men on the other side. He strained his ears and listened closely. At first, they were commenting on your body, but then it got sexual which was normal for men to say in host clubs. Lucas was extra irritated because he saw you like his sister and he hated how disgusting they were being.

Shino walked over feeling irritated. “Why you here?”

Lucas hushed him. “Covering for Peach while she’s in the loo. I’m trying to listen to the twats behind me.”

“Bad?”

“Awful.” He clenched his jaw. “Shit. Grim, it’s getting bad.”

Shino moved and listened. “Let’s hear.”

The leader laughed. “She’s a dumb fucking cunt. She’s hooked on my every word. I am looking forward to using her as a cum dump later. I know she’ll come with us to a hotel. She’s gagging for us. I’ll use her first though, I want to break her in then you two can have her for a bit. It’ll be real good leaving her in that room with her makeup ruined from tears and every hole leaking with our loads.”

Another chimed in. “She’s desperate for us. We should work more on wooing her.”

“Easy!”

Shino snarled in disgust. “Those…” He saw a vein popping on Lucas’s neck. “Resist. Inform the boss. I’ll take over looking after her.”

Lucas bowed his head. “Got it.” He shifted forward and noticed you coming back. “Hey, Peach?”

Your eyes sparkled as you gazed at him, still so innocent and unaware of how wickedly the men you were returning to had spoken of you. “Mm?”

“Lay off the flirting with this group, okay? Dump ‘em soon.”

You nibbled your lip as a sinking feeling crept in. “Bad?”

He nodded. “Bad. Be careful. Shino is on standby.”

“Got it.”

He kept walking and went right over to Levi at his table. “Boss? Need a word.”

Levi raised a brow. “What happened with those men Peach has been flirting with, hm? I know she’s tried to get me to be jealous and it is working.”

“This is serious.”

Levi’s whole aura shifted to something dark and cold. “Explain.”

The more Lucas talked the darker the aura around Levi became, it was now in pure kill mode. Lucas sighed. “She doesn’t know about the things they said. She shouldn’t know because that’ll break her.”

Levi rose to his feet. “She’ll never know. I have a plan and I need you and Shino to assist.”

“We’ll help with anything.”

Levi strutted over to your table and put on a fake smile. “Gentleman, a little birdy told me all about you. Colour me impressed. I would like to do business with you. Make an offer of sorts.” He waved Shino over. “This is Shino, also known as Masashi Shinohara and is from a very powerful and smart family. He will help us with our business meeting.”

The leader had looked terrified at first, but now he was grinning wide. “We’d be honoured.” He stood up and shoved you out of the way. “Move it, tuts, men need to work.”

Levi’s eye twitched in annoyance, but he had a plan. “Now, gentleman, that’s no way to treat a lady.” He took your hand and pulled you against him. He lowered his voice to a tantalising whisper. “I’ve got to take care of these men, okay? Be a good girl and wait in my office until one of us is back to look after you.” He pulled back a bit and smiled. “Okay?”

You nodded. “Okay. Be safe.”

He pinched your cheek. “You are so adorable.” He hummed a laugh, it warmed his heart that you cared so much about him and worried like you did, but he was strong, really strong. “Remember to lock the office.”

“Promise.”

He held your chin and lightly kissed you. “Good girl.” He released you and walked with the businessmen. “Now, let’s do business.”

All six men walked through the host club and slipped into the back. The first part of the back was what you would expect, it was normal but these three needed to go to the special back section. Shino and Lucas knew what to do when they reached the back. At the same time, Levi placed his hands in his pockets and stared at the leader of the little leader of the businessmen who made the worst comments about you. Shocked by his friends being yanked into seats and tied to them, he said nothing and didn’t move either, he just stared at Levi in fear.

The businessman shook on the spot. “M-Mr Ackerman. I-I.”

Levi stared at him. “Take a seat for me and we’ll talk.”

He dropped into the seat. “Y-Yes, sir.”

Levi winced as the two other men cried and begged. “Tch, I fucking hate people who whine and whinge when they know they’ve done wrong.”

Shino showed Levi some pliers. “Would you like me to take their tongues?”

Lucas showed Shino some tape. “Or this? We don’t have to go right to ripping their tongues out. You have a dark side, huh?”

“Says the man who enjoys seeing how many teeth he can punch out of someone’s mouth.”

Lucas chuckled. “It’s fun. Besides, if we pull their tongues out it’s too much too soon.”

Shino hummed. “You’re right.” He stared at one man. “He’s pissed himself.”

“Not surprised.”

Levi released a long sigh. “Tape for now, pliers for later.”

Shino grinned. “Understood.”

Levi looked down at his smart shoes, stuck one foot forward and tilted his shoe so he could admire the shine. “Honesty would make this go a lot smoother for you all. So, I want you to tell me to my face what you said about Peach.” He looked up. “The faster you tell me and the more honest you are, the better.”

The man panicked. “I just…I said a few silly things, that’s all.”

“I’m losing my patience.”

He shook in fear as his friends screamed behind the tape on their mouths. “I was just joking around. She’s just a hostess!”

Lucas made a buzzer noise you’d hear in a game show. “Wrong answer.”

Shino flicked his blade out. “It’s been a while.”

The man watched in horror as one friend had pieces of skin sliced off him while his other had small bones broken. “I don’t understand!”

Levi cracked his neck. “That beautiful, cute, smart and funny little bunny you call just a hostess is my fiancée. She’s the love of my life. She works here for fun because she enjoys it.”

His eyes widened in pure horror. “I…I didn’t know…”

“I’m extra furious because she is mine, but I also don’t tolerate vile words spouted about my people.” He spat his words as he felt the rage take over. “Tell me what you said about her.”

The man lowered his head and began confessing what Lucas overheard. “I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! I just…I…she is so…she’s so…fuckable.”

Levi’s body twisted in a graceful and fluid motion. His body turned allowing his foot to collide with the man’s face. A loud crack of bone breaking echoed in the room. Blood arched and spatted against the cold floor. Before the man had time to register what had been done to him, Levi grabbed a fist full of his cheap shirt and began hitting him over and over. It didn’t matter that his knuckles got cut up from the teeth of the man of that spit and blood was soaking the man’s shirt and some blood was on Levi. What mattered most was that this man was punished for speaking such disgusting things about his precious love.

Lucas knew when to stop Levi, but Shino enjoyed the show. So, Lucas grabbed Levi’s shoulder, though Lucas and Shino were taller than Levi, they both feared the raw power of Levi Ackerman. Levi was walking death. “Boss?” Lucas leaned a little to see Levi’s eyes were dark. “You’re getting your clothes dirty.”

Levi snapped out of his rage-filled state and noticed the blood on him, he hadn’t lost control like that in a very long time, the last was when someone insulted his mother. “Tch, shit.”

Shino leaned closer to the broken man as he whimpered and admired the burst skin, weeping wounds and missing teeth. “I always ensure your office is supplied with replacement clothes. I must say, boss, this is admirable work.” He turned his head and peered over his glasses at Levi. “Your strength continues to amaze me.”

Lucas smirked. “Maybe he’s superhuman.”

Levi surprised the two men by chuckling. “Erwin and Mike have said the same thing.” He frowned a moment in thought before saying your name. “It won’t bother her, will it that I’m like this?”

“Nah, she’ll find it impressive.”

Shino stood up and pushed his glasses up. “Indeed. I believe she’ll find it rather appealing in a…personal sense.”

Levi knew he meant arousing and he was pretty sure it was true. “Thanks for the support.” He released a sigh. “For your hard work and help, you two may do whatever it is you want with these three. Please keep at least one alive, I need them to spread the word that no one touches my bunny.”

Shino grinned. “Absolutely, boss.”

Levi turned on his heels and strolled out of the back office and through the back halls to his office, he wanted to avoid customers seeing the state he was in. When he reached the back door to his office, he paused a moment and thought about how you would react to seeing blood on him. He loved you more than anything in this world and if you feared this side of him, it was likely to be over for the two of you.

The door flew open causing him to flinch. Fear and shame washed over him when you stood there staring at him. He lowered his head. “I uh…”

You grabbed a fistful of Levi’s shirt and whined. “I want to hug you really bad, but I know you don’t like mess.” You whined. “Do you have a change of clothes?”

His eyes widened. “Change of…mm…yes…” He smiled a little as he felt confident you didn’t fear him at all. He adored how you held his hand and pulled him into his office. “Does…does the blood not bother you?”

You glanced back at him. “Not at all. Your job involves gang stuff, so blood and wounds are expected.” You released his hand and opened the closet door. “Oo, nice clothes. I’m assuming this is Shino’s doing.”

“Mm, he’s always a step ahead.”

You grabbed a new pair of trousers and a smart shirt for him. “Here you go.”

“Thank you.” He laid the clothes out on his desk and began unbuttoning his smart shirt. When he tugged his shirt out of his trousers and reached the bottom he heard a cute little whimper. He glanced over at you as he slowly dragged his shirt off his body. “What’s wrong? Oh, you see something you like.”

His body was almost godly with how it was. His skin looked smooth and soft with just a very subtle tan to it. The muscles were defined, but not too much, it looked soft and squishable. Scars were dotted all over his body, some were long and others were thick and obviously had been stitched. His pecs were so plump that you just wanted to squeeze them. The most enticing was the perfect trail of black hair going from the bottom of his belly button and down below his trousers.

You felt your body heat up. “I ah…I…I…”

He approached you, took your hands and placed them on his abs. “Don’t worry, I won’t bite you.” He leaned closer and whispered. “Only if you ask.”

You tilted your head a little. “Bite me.”

Levi’s eyes slowly widened. “What?”

You slid your hand up and squeezed one of his pecs. “You heard me.” You leaned up to his lips and smirked. “Bite. Me.”

With the power of your words inside him, he crashed his lips against yours as his greedy hands gripped at your body. He bit your bottom lip and tugged a bit which rewarded him with a moan from you. He kissed you again, his tongue moving with yours as you squeezed and gripped each other. Levi tugged your body firmly against his, the two of you moulded together so perfectly, like two puzzle pieces.

You leaned your head back and began panting as Levi bit and sucked your neck. You took his hand and placed it on your breast. Feeling him massage you right away was electrifying, it felt so right and you needed more. This man was so dangerous and powerful, he beat a wicked man for you but here he was touching you with such delicacy and kissing you with a fiery passion. The hands that took were so giving with you.

You moaned a little. “Levi?”

He released your shoulder. “Mm?”

You ran your hands up and down his body. “I want to do something for you.”

“For me?”

You pulled him to the sofa and sat him down. “Get comfy.”

He eyed you as you locked both doors. “Okay.”

You approached him. “I hope you like it.” You sank to your knees and pushed his legs open. You pushed your hands up his thighs and began massaging. “If you would allow it.” You licked your lips and reached for his belt. “May I?”

Levi began panting a little. “Are you sure? I mean, I haven’t done anything for you. I want to spoil you.”

You undid his belt and smiled. “This is spoiling me.” You leaned up and kissed him. “I promise.”

“But.”

You dragged his zip down. “I guess you’ll just have to give back, right?” You flicked your gaze at him. “I’m sure you have a few ideas.”

He smirked at you. “I can think of many.”

You tugged on his boxers. “Now, then.”

You pushed your hand in and felt his thick warm erection. A small delighted gasp escaped you, the man who’d been your friend for so long and now your lover had been hiding a beast. You lightly tugged him and bounced on the spot from your flinch. It surprised you how pretty his cock was. A tidy nest of black hair was at the base, soft to the touch. The shaft was thick and not too long, the perfect amount to take inside you. A vein wrapped around him and throbbed with his pulse, it made him look so pretty like he had a pattern. The tip was perfect, a lovely cap to his wonderful dick.

Levi watched as you moved him a little to look at everything he had to offer. He grunted when you released him by accident causing him to tap against your lips. He adored your little mewl of surprise. “Love.”

You smiled at him. “You look delicious.”

He chuckled. “Do I, now?”

You kissed his tip causing him to gasp. “May I?”

“Mm, I’m all yours.”

You kissed his tip over and over making him sigh happily. The heat of your tongue sent shivers down his spine. A smile spread over his lips as you tucked hair behind your ear and began to focus. Levi gripped the sofa tightly as your head sank lower on him. He could tell you were trying to take as much as possible, but he knew it wouldn't be possible. He reached down to you and caressed your cheek.

You looked up at Levi and hummed on him sending vibrations through him. You wiggled your head as you moved further down as your nose got closer to his pelvis. You gulped hard and felt him press every inch of your mouth. He was so thick and hot in your mouth, it aroused you so much a heat pooled between your legs. You stared at his perfect abs moving up and down as he panted a little.

Levi lifted your head a little. “Don’t force yourself, my love.”

You pulled your head back and kissed him. “Mm, I swear. Just relax, okay?”

He caressed your cheek and smiled as your head began bobbing. “How can I when my bunny is so cute?” He moaned in delight as feeling you suck him. “Darling.” He moaned your name. He felt his body burn with pleasure as you took him and devoured all of him. “You feel incredible.”

He grabbed the arm of the sofa and panted heavily, he resisted pumping himself up into your mouth. He felt the pleasure consume him, it was hard to hold back. A tingle of delight burned and throbbed through him as you sucked and moved your tongue over his cock. As you sucked him so perfectly you used your hand to pump him with your free hand. His head leaned back as he moaned out to the room.

He closed his eyes as his brows knitted together. The world around him faded away, the dull base of the club faded out and all that was left was the alluring sound of your moans. The heat of your body was intoxicating, he was losing himself and it felt incredible. He could feel the urge to cum. Knowing he was going to cum in your mouth made him feel a little funny, he thought more about cumming in you and instantly thought about cumming deep inside your pussy.

He looked down at you and was about to warn you, but it was too late. He came hard in your mouth. Hot ribbons of seed pumped onto your tongue. “A-Ah, s-sorry, love.”

You sucked everything he gave you and gulped. You pulled back and popped his cock from you. You smiled at him. “It’s okay, don’t be sorry. You felt good, right?”

He nodded. “More than good. You…you were…shit…I’ve never cum that fast.” He blushed. “It surprised me.” He tucked himself away and cleaned your face, but there was nothing there to clean. “I’m still sorry. I should have told you I was cumming.”

You leaned up and smiled. “Levi, it’s okay. I enjoyed it.” You moved towards him and paused. “Oh, sorry I can’t imagine you want to kiss me after…it’s dirty.”

Levi growled at your words, they upset him. He lightly grabbed your chin. “Who told you that you were dirty? You’re not dirty! You’re perfect, soft, sweet, sexy and beautiful.”

“An ex didn’t like to kiss me after I…you know…”

“I am not your ex.” Levi crashed his lips against yours and hummed in happiness. “Nothing could ever stop me from kissing you.”

You clung tightly to him. “Levi.”

He purred in delight. “I want to devour you, my lovely bunny.” He lifted you, turned and sat you on the sofa. “Just say yes.”

Your cheeks burned. “I ah...umm…”

He caressed your cheek. “I won’t do anything you don’t like.”

You looked away. “I’m just…I’m nervous about my body.”

He massaged your thighs as he smiled. “You’re beautiful.”

“I know you call me that, but…” You sighed.

“Trust me, bunny, I really do think you’re beautiful.”

You nibbled your lip. “You’re not doing it because you feel you have to?”

Levi grinned at you as he said your name. “You’re not making me do this. I don’t feel I have to. I want to. I want to, more than you know. I crave it.” He squeezed your thighs hard and moved closer to your heat the more aroused he became. “I think about it a lot.” His thumbs brushed his panties making you shiver. “I keep thinking about your taste. I want you to sit on me.”

You giggled. “Levi!”

He dragged your hips towards him making you moan. “Just the thought of you sitting on my face, thighs squeezing me and being able to eat you just makes me so happy.”

You grabbed a cushion and pressed your face against it a bit. “Mm, I want it.”

Levi held your panties and dragged them down your thighs. “Lift.”

You lifted your bum and let him slip them off. “Mm.”

He gazed at your lacy panties. “So soft.”

You giggled. “It feels nice.”

He placed them next to you and smiled. “You’re so soft.” He pushed his head under your dress making you gasp. “Mm.” He kissed up the inside of your thigh slowly. He nipped and sucked your sensitive skin as he went. He covered your skin in so many lovebites that he knew if you wore anything slightly short people would see it. “Mine.”

You squeaked as he shoved your legs over his shoulders. Before you could speak his mouth was on you. Your head leaned back as your eyes rolled back into your head. The pleasure that came from Levi’s tongue and mouth on you was breathtaking. It was clear this man had perfected the skills, you just didn’t want to think about how many times he must have done this to get this good. All that mattered was how much he loved you and how incredible he was.

You pressed your face against the cushion as you moaned loudly into it. You gripped it hard as your body started to burn with pleasure. You threw your head back as he pulled you closer to his mouth like he wasn’t getting enough of you. A shiver went through you as his tongue dragged from your soaking pussy up to your clit. You shivered as he sucked and moved his tongue against you. Each pattern and letter he traced was better than the last.

Your thighs pressed against Levi’s face making him growl. You started rolling your hips as the pleasure intensified. All your worries and fears washed away, you dropped your cushion and tangled your fingers in Levi’s soft hair. You tugged hard as you felt euphoric, never before in your life had a man made you feel this good. You bucked up against him as you felt so close.

You leaned your head back more. “Levi. I’m.” You clenched his face hard between your thighs as you cried out in bliss. Your orgasm burned through every inch of you. “F-Fuck.”

Levi lapped up your release and hummed in delight. He kissed the inside of your thighs before dragging his head out. He admired you and the glow on your face. “You look so pretty when you cum.”

You covered your face with your hands. “Leviii.”

He leaned up and moved your hands from your face. “Don’t hide.” He kissed you and mewled in delight. “My little bunny.”

You nibbled your lip and pressed your thighs around Levi. “Levi?”

“Mm?”

You picked up your panties and pushed them down into his underwear, you made sure to put them around his cock. “For you to keep until we get home.”

He moaned at the feel of your hand and silk. “Naughty bunny.”

You kissed him. “I’ll have no underwear on when we go home.”

He growled. “I need to get you home. Now.”

You giggled in delight. “Take me home.”

[fairy-verse]

If Killer ever decided to make Horror and Dust meet Nightmare or maybe even Nightlight, what would the first interaction dialogues with them be like? Would Nightmare be able to perhaps recognize the pair of summer and winter fairies from small quips by Error or even Dream? Or are they completely unfamiliar?

“This is Dusty, or Dust, but that’s boring so I like calling him wittle dusty bunny boo,” said Killer, giggling even as the petite fairy cast him an unimpressed glance. “And this Horror, or Hot Stuff, as I like to call him,” Killer continued, and grinned as he held around the winter fairy’s abdomen as best as he could and nuzzled his face against Horror’s bosom, purring up a storm even as Dust began to glare at him. Horror flushed prettily and only lightly petted Killer’s head in response, but still he was unable to keep his eye off Nightmare’s form.

The Autumn Queen sat upon his throne, regal and beautiful as a long, draping dress spun with morning dew and glitter of frost clung gently to his form. With one elegant leg crossing over the other he observed the trio closely, from Killer’s foolish faerling speech, to Dust’s quiet staring, and over to Horror’s towering but soft frame; the latter appeared shy in his presence and looked away as their eye lights met. They both only had one to look upon each other, and Nightmare let the ghost of a smile grace his lips.

“Leave them be, Killer, I want my guests to be comfortable while they visit my realm,” said Nightmare, and still he watched as his loyal guard stepped aside, though not without a small pout to his face. Adorable, as always. “A summer fairy of Dream’s own desires, and a winter fairy of Error’s own strength, yet grown apart from their respective homes,” said he, and his eye wandered over them. Dust finally looked away, a light flush of colour dusting his pretty cheeks. “Many would view it as a tragedy to be scorn by their own familiar fairies, yet you two seem content in your own company,” he said.

“… It’s…” began Horror but shrunk a little as Nightmare’s full attention turned to him.

“Go on,” said Nightmare, tone gentle.

“It’s better that way,” said Horror, slowly finding his voice despite both his awed and intimidated state. It was so difficult to not admire the autumn queen, and he couldn’t help but cast shy glances even if that bright eye light looked directly at him. “We like it alone. We…” he cast a glance at the petite fairy by his side, who subtly moved closer, and he felt stronger as Dust’s small hand came to hold his own; supportive. “We are happy together. We don’t need anyone else,” he said.

“And what of my loyal guard?” asked Nightmare. “What is he to you?”

“A new friend,” answered Horror, and looked at Killer with a wide, but kind smile. “A silly, but good friend,” he said. Killer audibly cooed but was commanded to stop his advances before he could attack Horror with affection.

“A nuisance, like a hoverfly that’s too curious,” said Dust, and Killer feigned dramatics even as all eye lights turned to him. He hid within his scarf as he blushed. “But I like him,” he murmured.

“I knew it!” Exclaimed Killer and thrust himself up into the air, fluttering wildly in circles before landing by Nightmare’s throne. “I told you he liked me,” he said, and purred much like an obedient pet as Nightmare lazily stroked his cheek with the back of his fingers.

“Good,” hummed Nightmare, and smiled; pleased. “Very good.”

[koithelittle]

cg!cc!wilbur moodboard + headcanons!!

note; so like half of these? were from a hc post that was unformatted and turns out i messed up the request but i am- i can’t fix it without feeling absolutely horrible so. i turned them into this and just added like way more! i have plans for a couple new fics plus absolutely endless moodboards so be looking out for that! this moodboard was my first and has been collecting dust in my drafts for months. love it tho! otay das aww.

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- he makes sure your regression is completely private, only the band knows and whoever of your friends knows.

- barely anyone even knows you're dating him, let alone that he's your cg when you're little. it's all very private!

- he has pacis, sippys, and toys all scattered around the house. although there's a special spot for it all, it's just sort of floats around !

- he's big on cuddling you when you're little, especially if you're having a hard time ! he'll hold you, calling you soft names to help you slip into or stay in little space.

- doesn't really mind any name but prefers daddy/dada!

- he likes to set up corners around his house that are safe spaces. pillows and blankets and one of your many favorite stuffies. he also likes to put a basket that has some coloring stuff n toys!

- when he's streaming and you're regressed, he'll usually set you up under his desk, blankets and a stuffie, paci and the switch with your headphones. he'll ruffle your hair and rub your back while he streams, making sure to keep an eye on you while he's talking.

- he's got pretty set boundaries with you. bedtime at a certain time, with quiet time before. baths are always fun! and they're always after playtime so you're a bit calmer !

- loves getting you custom pacis from shops, managed to get a lovejoy themed one and couldn't stop smiling at how happy you were.

- speaking of Lovejoy! he'll take you to band practice alot, little or big! the guys love to help care for you. hold you and play with you! Joe is your favorite, since he likes to let you sit in his lap and play with his beard.

- wil really likes to color with you, but he's also always up to play pretend too!

- keeps close tabs on you and knows your habits pretty well, so he catches when you slip way before you do!

- loves cooking for you all of the time, he knows your safe foods like the palm of his hand so he'll give you a few options to pick from at each meal

- holds you when you sleep, and rubs your back

- favorite names to call you are bunny, baby, and little one!

- his kitchen is packed full of all of your safe foods and favorite utensils and plates! it’s mostly in your favorite color, but he knows it helps you eat and enjoy eating so he doesn’t mind

- he has a little note on his phone that lists your favorite things, big and little. movies, shows, snacks, foods, sweaters of his— etc. he wants to remember everything he can!

- he’s very patient and soft with you, careful with his words and tone.

- he likes it when you lay across him, your head on his shoulder or his lap so he can rub your cheeks and hair. just loves giving you mindless affection!

- favorite part of the day for him is when he’s getting you to sleep. sometimes it’ll be through a vod he puts on, a cartoon or he’ll just sing to you.

- loves sitting behind you with you in his lap as you play. he likes to join in too, of course but sometimes he just likes to watch.

- he likes to color with you and help you find all the colors you need, handing them off to you whenever you ask

- piggy back rides!! although his favorite method of travel for you is holding you on his hip or carrying you when you face him. he just feels safer doing that, like he can keep closer tabs on you.

- whenever you pout or you’re sad, he’ll get you to laugh and giggle by making silly faces or noises but especially likes tickling you!

- reads you a story at every nap and bed time. sometimes he’ll make them up but he really likes the books since he can show you pictures!

- he sits you on the counter or on a stool while he cooks so he can keep an eye on you but still have you involved without you getting hurt or feeling obligated to help. he can do it just fine on his own, but he doesn’t mind you being there!

- he’s more strict when it comes to routines above all else. he just wants to make sure you’re healthy and well cared for.

- he likes to have some age appropriate and easy workbooks on hand, just to give you a few pages to work on while he works. you feel involved and you like filling them out (and he likes checking them so he can put stickers on it and draw a smiley face for good work!)

- he’s a picnic guy, so he’ll gather up a lunch in a picnic basket, pack your little bag and take you out to the park or an empty field or even a pebble beach and just have a lil picnic with you. he’ll read a book or write some music while you color and draw or play with whatever you brought!

- he loves it when you kiss his cheek to make him smile. if he’s ever sad a lil kiss on his nose or cheek or chin will just make him absolutely beam! and then subsequently attack you in kisses and tickles.

- loves calling you baby, but baby bear has a nice ring to it to him.

- jokes he’s your papa bear

- adores when the guys come over to work on music but end up playing with you and indulging you in your pretend play! mark gets really invested when your toy of choice is blocks, he’ll try to build the highest tower but joe always knocks it over. cue a very long bicker match!

- ash likes to color and draw with you. he’ll teach you cool techniques and show you all the fun stuff he can draw!

- joe really likes to play with your calico critters with you, coming up with silly scenarios or putting silly outfits on them.

- wil likes to watch from the sidelines, just gushing at how cute it all is. he has good friends, but an even better love!

- sometimes when he’s bored or lonely (when he’s on tour mostly) he has a habit of doing a bit of online shopping and ordering whatever thing you last mentioned. sometimes a stuffy, sometimes a paci but more often than not, a new toy. he just loves you and the thought of getting to see your face when he finds something for you just makes it even better.

- just overall a very attentive and sweet cg!

[silkythewriter]

General dating headcanons for Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, and Alastor?

꧁General dating headcanons for Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, and alastor!!꧂

Summary: dating headcanons for our favorite demon boys!

Small warning!: sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes and Sorry if any of the characters are OOC!!

Small note!: Hi! I’m exited to be writing again for hazbin hotel I hope you enjoy these!!<33

Fandom!: hazbin hotel!

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❤︎︎Angel Dust❤︎︎

He absolutely loves physical affection to be honest only thing is don’t do it without warning cause he could get quite startled. But other then that he loves when you hug or cuddle him <33

He never ever lets you get involved with his work though, even if you guys met at work or not he just doesn’t like bringing up work with relaxing time, also Valentino is a powerful man so he doesn’t want you getting involved with his shady business

I feel like he knows a lot of self care routines and he loves doing it with you!! Like face masks and stuff, he also likes showing you how he takes care of his fur/hair and chest fluff he finds it relaxing doing it with you and explaining the steps

He calls you and him the parents of fat nuggets ☠️ but honestly you don’t mind considering how cute they are!! He loves playing with fat nuggets and you, he even once did that thing where you put your pet on the ground and made them choose between you and the other person, fat nuggets went to you some how which angel was completely shocked about but accepted it 😭

This man can get very flirtatious at any given moment even when it isn’t appropriate, like that one time he started flirting with you as you tried talking to a friend on the phone ect. You always get flustered or flirt back, if you do flirt back expect a flirting war too Accor

He loves stealing stuff for you, of course he never out right says it but when you see a ring he gave you and see a name incrusted into it on the inner side you kinda just assumed it 🤷‍♀️

Overall this man is very affectionate towards you and absolutely loves you to death and back, and he can show it in many different ways if you know what I’m sayin 🧑‍🦯

Cherry bomb and you are great friends to be honest and honestly angel loves that, he absolutely loves shopping or blowing up and causing chaos together!!!

Has adorable nicknames or you like sugar, bunny, sweet cheeks, and my lil addiction <333

🥃Husk🥃

People where honestly surprised with your guy’s relationship and how you made him fall in love with you- they always assumed he just hated the thought of dating until you came along

Please be patient with him cause he’s not the best with physical nor emotional affection he’s still getting use to it so please give him the poor guy some time 😭😭

Drinking buds for sure only if you really want to though, but don’t expect to get drunk easily. You’ll have a to wait a bit and dink wayyy more then what’s good for you just to see him tipsy

He doesn’t let you try drinking like him cause he does worry for you even if he doesn’t show you in the best ways.

Your guy’s relationship probably gets really rocky sometimes, he honestly doesn’t mean to do it but he’s just kinda getting use to the idea of someone caring for him so he can maybe make you cry sometimes because of he’s comments so if your soft hearted keep in mind he doesn’t mean it in a rude way!….most of the times….

He’s has a genuine fear of you leaving or you just breaking things off randomly cause he knows his behavior is hard to handle but he can’t really fix that

He does (surprisingly) cut back on drinking, this honestly took him a bit of will power but he did it for you so he doesn’t regret it one bit <3.

On the off chance he gets use to physical affection, he absolutely loves when you pet his fur/wing. Sometimes it leads him to purring iyour lucky but the other staff tease him about it a lot so he’d rather do it in private ☠️

Not one for PDA to be honest he has a rough persona and he has a hard time shifting/Changing that

🐍Sir Pentious🐍

This guy is a piece of work honestly- he’s a big hand full

Whenever you guys are in public he’s a “bad boy” but trust once your behind closed door this man is all over you and can’t handle being without you😭😭🫶

If you complement one of his plans or inventions you bet he’s gonna be stuttering and blushing like he’s having a heat stroke- he feels completely embarrassed afterwards 😭😭

The egg bois love setting you guys up for random dates- sir pentious always said he hated it but secretly loves it cause you laugh and giggle at the silliness of the situation, he find your laugh intoxicating

You have to constantly make sure he isn’t hurting or accidentally killing the sweet eggs ☠️they are at constant thanks to your mercy and treat you as well as they treat sir pentious. They absolutely adore you<3

You have to make sure he’s okay after every battle he has that mostly contains alastor- you have a bone to pick with that deer boy but for now you have to focus on the hurt grumpy sack of snake infront of you

He has cute nicknames for you like angel!!, the ones he uses the most is my butterfly, tiny mice, and darling <3 he mostly uses them in private though cause he doesn’t wanna show any weakness to he’s enemies

Whenever you guys cuddle he loves wrapping he’s tail around you while he snuggles his head into your chest or you snuggle into his, sometimes he accidentally tights his grip a bit to much- but it manageable once you start getting use to it!!

He can be quite the drama queen sometimes- depending on the setting and situation. If you guys are in private you have to help him calm down by hanging out with him or just petting him and comforting him. But if you guys are in a public situation he’ll just make a big scene and just fight someone randomly-

🦌Alastor🦌

This man can be such a gentleman but smart ass at the same time 💀💀

People are very aware of you guys being together, which leads to people scattering or running off at your presents because their terrified of what would happen to them if they do one wrong move around you

He’s a complete gentleman to you, like opening doors for you, pulling out a chair, or kissing the back of your hand type stuff! Honestly it would be completely adorable to people if it wasn’t for his overlord status

He’s pretty okay with PDA! Just doesn’t really like overdoing it, he mostly keeps it to hand on waist and that’s pretty much it 💀he likes dong more interment stuff privately like hugging or cuddling

On rare occasions he might let you stroke his hair or touch his tail but it’s very rare 💀 he doesn’t like being vulnerable most of the time so don’t expect this to happen often sadly :(.

He loves seeing you wear he’s tie for some weird reason, he can’t explain why he does he just finds it adorable and humors it

OMG, he absolutely AODRES making Jambalaya for you, or just cooking and baking in general!!!, though he’s a bit worse at baking then cooking but he still finds it fun! It doesn’t Matter if you do or don’t know how to cook or bake it’s just for fun, he loves seeing you giggling or smiling while your clothes and face are covered with flower and such <3

He’s not overprotective to say just a bit… worried, is the best way to put it, of course he never breaks he’s undying smile but with how many powerful enemies he has he gets worried about all the worst possibilities, that’s why he keeps a close eye on you, also makes you guys wait awhile before being a bit public about your relationship but even then few demons know about it if they pay close attention. Which works in their favor cause they can quickly run away from you just incase the radio demon is lingering near you

Nifty is one who goes with you incase he can’t he needs to make sure your okay, or he just sends his shadow. Like I said he has many powerful enemies so being with him might come with some drawbacks but trust me after awhile it’ll be worth it!! <3

THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST!!! I absolutely loved writing this😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶it was so fun I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!!

[thelunarsystemwrites]

A new burrow.

[Note: psssttt @nobodys-reblogs come get your BIB fuelll!]

"...What is that?" Horror pointed to the bunnies—Very round ones at that, snuggled warmly in Killer's jacket, as he gave the widest smile.

"Rabbits!" He exclaimed, bouncing on his heels as Dust lit up his third cigarette today, he did not have the sheer mental compatibility that was required to deal with Killer's energy.

"...Not food?" Horror followed up with as he tilted his head, and Killer shook his skull. "Nope! Not food! They look like us!" He handed Horror the bunny missing an ear, as he glanced down hungrily at it.

Then he placed Dust's bunny on top of the hooded skeleton's head... because of course he did.

"We're not keeping them." The smoker spoke with a gruff voice, and Killer pouted, his heart shaped soul seemed to dim a bit.

"Uh, yeah we are?" Killer said as his bunny was chewing on his hoodie's strings, little tail wagging as it's eye.. goop? Was getting everywhere.

Horror looked at Dust, then back at his bunny—Which was the largest of the three. "...They ain't gonna hurt anyone."

"Fuckin'..." The Dust bunny flopped it's ears over Dusts face, getting a groan from him. "...I hate you."

"I know!~" Killer spun the rabbit around. "I'm gonna go set up an enclosure for him!" He decided as he hopped, teleporting to who knows where.

"...Don't." Dust hissed out as Horror went to nibble on his rabbits ear, the rabbit in question was chewing on his arm.

After deciding he didn't want to watch Horror eat... well other Horror (are these.. from AUs of their own?) He left the two.

The Dust bunny continued to demand his attention, now pawing at his forehead as he tried to ignore it, walking towards the kitchen.

"Stop.. pawing me..." He grumbled, as it's paw hesitated, before bapping him again. He sighed.

"Goddammit..."

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BIBmare was royally freaked out. His henchmen were gone! He thought they'd retreat, but nooooo! Those... morons! They're gone!

He thumped throughout the carrot castle, one built off carrots and dirt, a burrow fit for king! As he was calling out of his bunnies as he saw BIB Cross, who was eating one of his decorative plants.

"You!" He hopped forward, "Where are the others!? They haven't returned!"

BIB cross made a nibble noise.

"...Yes, I'm aware they aren't in the castle, that is an issue!" All six of his ears flopped up and down in a panicked motion.

Another squeak from BIB Cross.

"For stars—Go look for them!" He demanded. Momentarily, BIB cross paused... before eating the dry wall instead.

"OH MY GOD!" BIBmare exclaimed. "You idiot! That is not—" He paused, hopping over and nibbling on it too.

Okay- it was pretty good.

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Okay so his Bunny has now eaten a hole in his jacket, which mildly ticked him off...But, then he remembered that, the guy probably hasn't eaten anything food related in awhile. So, snack time! Plus, he wanted to see how much damage the others rabbits had caused.

"Oh Dusty!~" Killer said in a sing song voice, pausing as he got to the kitchen.

Dust, had made a sort of... Nest? He was sleeping sitting up, wrapped in a few old blankets. While Dust bunny rested in his lap, tail wagging ever so slightly. Next to him, Horror and his rabbit were curled up, along with bits of carrots and various other vegetables scattered on the floor.

Killer smirked, his own bunny still being carried within his jacket. He walked and got into the frigde, pulling out a carrot that he let his—Who he's deemed Killey devour it.

After he was done with his little snack, his small paws kicked ever so slightly, making a whine as he wanted down.

"Awe, you even fight me me!" Killer said as he just, let go- the BIB bounced three times, until it landed on the other side of the pile. He shrugged, walking over and plopping down right next to him, letting his round friend climb atop his chest, like a weighted blanket.

Yeah, this was pretty nice.

Oh, and he's sooooo using this to blackmail Dust later, with his bunny hating bullshit.

But for now, he wanna snuggle.

[sugarrushproductions]

Love Letter- Cedfia (Full)

Sofia is 18, Cedric is 21. His father was forced to retire just before Sofia became a princess at 14 (she goes through way to much for her to be 8 in my opinion). Other than that, series is still cannon.

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Clover hopped through the castle as quickly as he could, weaving in and out of the staff's legs while desperately trying to keep the paper clenched in his mouth. He could hear the thundering footsteps of the princess he'd stolen from behind him but didn't dare look back. Her polite and kind nature slowed her down, Sofia apologizing and excusing herself as she raced after him. 

"Clover! You're not being a good friend!" She shouted, slipping as they rounded a sharp corner. He couldn't talk to her with the note in his mouth and since she wasn't slowing down either, he couldn't stop. 

"Clover stop!" When he didn't, her footsteps stopped themselves. He slowed down just enough to glance back. He dropped the note as he saw her holding her Amulet, glaring at him. 

"You're not," Clover deadpanned. Sofia raised an eyebrow. 

"Are you going to give me back my note?" 

"You mean the one you wrote for Cedric in the first place?" 

She shrugged. "Then you leave me no choice. I want to be a rabbit!" 

"Oh, now that ain't fair!" Clover quickly picked the note back up and hopping faster to keep ahead of the golden bunny now chasing him. 

. . .

The day had been passing dreadfully slow and being alone in his tower didn't help. There was supposed to be a ball later that night for the King and Queen's anniversary, so Cedric had prepared a display of magic.

Unfortunately that was all he'd be doing that night. He found no joy in going to ball's, especially ones that celebrated love. It did nothing but remind him of his own lack of a special somebody.

Well there was no point in having one anyway. He needed to focus on his spell casting and potion brewing. Like the ones he'd been working on all day.

Firecracker potions made with easy to acquire and cheap ingredients. Perfect for the young children to play with. Of course, the one he was working on now was for the King and Queen to open the ball with. They were to smash it on the ground to create a grand illusion of them on their wedding day. 

He just needed a few extra ingredients, more rare like a phoenix feather and exactly two pinches of diamond dust. Anymore and-

Crash!

"Give it back Clover!"

Sofia. Of course. With the noise she was making he was lucky he didn't spill the entirety of the dust. 

"I'd appreciate it if you come back later, Sofia," he called out, grabbing the second pinch. "I'm in the middle of-"

"Clover!" Sofia yelled as she stumbled in. She was trying to wrestle an envelope away from him. "Sorry Cedric, I'll be leaving as soon as Clover. Gives. Me. This. Letter!" 

Just as Cedric dropped the dust in the cauldron, she ended up flinging the letter into it. Cedric's name, written in Sofia's elegant handwriting, got covered up with the red bubbling liquid. It turned to a bright purple and released a puff of smoke in the shape of a heart.

"Sofia, what was that about?" Cedric asked. Sofia instantly put her rabbit down and shooed the creature out. Highly unusual, considering how many times he'd asked her to not bring them into his workshop only for that plea to be ignored.

"I am so sorry, Cedric," She offered as she shut the door. "Is the potion messed up?"

"Oh it's alright, Princess. It's just not specific to your parents anymore."

"What's it specific to now?"

"Well, whatever was on that letter." Sofia blushed and he couldn't help but add, "That had my name on it." His smirk sent the blush going deeper.

"I can, um, help you brew a new one." 

Sofia was rarely ever nervous, at least to where she was avoiding his eyes and her cheeks rosier than usual. Whatever was on that letter must be embarrassing for her. It was so much so that she had wrestled her beloved bunny for it.

A plan formed quickly in his mind and he sent her to get a phoenix feather in his side chamber. While she was busy, he dipped a beaker into the potion and hid it out of sight. Sofia returned to the main body of the workshop, refreshed and back to her normal self.

They started to re-brew the potion, Cedric's mind constantly wandering to the one hidden in his desk.

. . .

After doing his magical performance, Cedric returned to his workshop paced around the room, the potion sitting down on his desk. The sun had set but a few minutes ago and the sounds of the ball floating up through his closed tower door. A constant reminder of the princess and the letter she'd dropped in his potion.

It was times like this he wished Wormwood hadn't been a traitorous worm. He missed talking through things instead of just muttering to himself. 

But the raven had tried to hurt Sofia and everyone he cared for. So he had to deal with this dilemma on his own.

The more he pictured the letter before it got submerged the more details he remembered about it. Like Sofia's delicate handwriting and the way she put a heart over the I in his name...

"Oh, one little drop couldn't hurt," he said aloud. Cedric uncorked the bottle and let the purple liquid drip on the floor. 

Again a puff of purple smoke formed a heart, Sofia appearing and it dissipated. She was smiling up at him warmly, her ghostly translucent hand trailing his face gently. She giggled at his blush and pulled him to the center of the room.

Granted she was just an illusion and truly couldn't physically get him to do anything, but he was curious as to where this would go. He followed her in the phantom waltz, their fingers gently intertwining as they spun around.

Even though there was a sense of contentment washing over him, Cedric couldn't help but wonder if the letter was just a simple invitation to the ball that night. Though it was strange she wanted to keep him from seeing it.

Her illusion self stopped, her eyes closing and her lips pursing. Cedric backed away instantly and waved his hand through it to make it go away. 

His face felt like fire. Sofia....

Cedric never realized how the princess felt about him, how deep it went. 

How it matched his own feelings to a T...

"Oh Sofia," he muttered, leaning against the window sill. "I love you too."

"Cedric?" The voice of Princess Amber startled him. 

"Merlin's Mushrooms..."

"What was that?" Amber asked. There was a slight glare to her features that made Cedric squirm.

"Um, how much did you see?"

She snapped her fan shut. "Enough. Did you make an illusion of my sister so you could dance with her and- and kiss her?"

"No!" He waved his hands in protest. Her glare hardened and he shrunk slightly, rubbing the back of his neck nervously. "Not on purpose, anyway..."

Amber didn't say anything. Though they portrayed some form of anger, she crossed her arms and kept her features perfectly regal and calm. Amber would wait for an answer as long as it took.

She was a patient woman and the one blocking the only way out and was the heir to the throne.

He'd have to give her an answer sooner or later.

Cedric groaned and walked over to his desk to grab the beaker.

"Sofia dropped a letter into my firecracker potion that had my name on it. I couldn't help but wonder what it was about. The letter was infused with the potion, so after she left I used the potion and well, you saw.”

He didn't look at her, too embarrassed at what she saw. Amber stayed still for a few moments. Then her dainty footsteps came closer.

“You really love her, don't you?”

Cedric groaned and dragged a hand over his face. 

“How long?”

“I haven't the foggiest- awhile I suppose.”

“And you haven't told her?”

“She's a princess, Amber,” he sighed, slumping into his chair. “And a protector. She has responsibilities and none of them are to me.”

“Come with me.” He started at the sudden commanding tone in her voice. 

“W-why?” He shrunk more under her glare. 

“Cedric The Great, you will follow me out of this tower.”

Cedric gulped and did as the future queen ordered.

. . .

The ball had been as amazing as Sofia had expected. The lights above were sparkling magically, the candlelight dimmer than normal to create a more romantic feel. Cedric did a great job.

The low lights hid her blush as she thought of the sorcerer. Part of her wondered if she should have just given it to him and suffered whatever rejection he'd give her. 

Her mom had suggested she write the letter in the first place, though she didn't know who it was for. It was a way for her to express her feelings and figure out if she truly felt the way she thought she did. And if she did, she could give it to her crush.

Putting her feelings to words had indeed cleared them up. 

Sofia was in love with Cedric. When she told Clover was when she realized how long that had been true. After he'd tried to take over Enchancia but failed, when he'd held her hand through the bars; once he'd saved her and the kingdom from Grimtrix.

“Sofia, there you are,” Amber said as she rushed over to her.

“Here I am,” Sofia smiled, setting down her punch. “Was Cedric- woah!” Her sister didn't let her finish, just dragged her out of the ballroom. The crowd parted easily for the heir and her protector sister. 

Amber stopped just after rounding a corner, gracefully twirling Sofia and leaving with a sing-song “have fun”. The younger princess called out to her sister after she stopped, but was ignored.

“Princess Sofia?” Cedric stepped forward timidly, a hand on his neck. Sofia blushed, realizing what Amber had done. At the moment, she couldn't tell whether or not it was a good thing.

“Hey, Cedric,” she greeted politely. “Your decorations were amazing.”

“Th- Thank you. And you look… beautiful as always.” If their blushes could get any deeper, they'd both be tomatoes in Clover’s garden. 

The song changed from an upbeat melody to a soft waltz. Her parents were probably starting out on the dance floor by themselves, like they did every year. It always seemed so romantic and she'd been imagining her being twirled around held close by Cedric. 

“Uh, Sofia?” Her wizard asked. “Would you care to dance with me?” Without warning, his half gloved fingers grasped her hand and gently lifted it to his mouth.

The princess gasped slightly at the softness of his lips. Her grip on his hand tightened as she nodded. She couldn't speak and the problem only got worse when his other hand went to her waist. 

Her and Cedric fell into a gentle dance, matching the music skillfully. It seemed the longer they danced, the more confident he grew.

“I had no idea you could dance, Cedric.”

He chuckled. “Though we may have known each other a long time, you have yet to discover everything about me.” 

To prove his point, he dipped her low. When he pulled her back up she was closer than ever before. Their breaths mingled as they slowed to a stop. Cedric was suddenly lost in her bright blue eyes, shining even in the low light of the hallway. He didn’t notice making the effort to brush some hair behind her ear, or to leave his hand tangled in her hair.

Sofia’s eyes grew lidded and she glanced toward his lips. Cedric didn’t need anything more to close the distance.

The first thing he noticed was how soft her lips were. He found himself remembering those odd times his mind ever wandered to such a dream. The reality was far more enjoyable. Her hands tightened on his vest, pulling him ever closer as she moved her mouth with his. She made a small sound that had him deepening the kiss.

The second thing he only noticed when they had to pull away for air. Though it was faint in his mind in light of the feeling he had, he could hear the cheering of a crowd. Coming from the ballroom no doubt.

Sofia giggled as she leaned against his forehead. “I love you, Cedric.”

“I- I love you too, Sofia.”

[changingplumbob]

Pancakes Household: Chapter 9, Part 7

The household grows but probably not in the way you were expecting

Nicknames: Bob = Sleek, Eliza = Jumble

Our first snowfall of the season! Fergus will have his birthday party after school and while Eliza is taking the day off to clean Bob has an alternate plan.

Bob: *to dust bunny* Well hello friend! Oh you’re adorable, have some dust

Onyx: What are you doing

Bob: Trying to befriend the dust bunny, isn’t it cute?

Onyx: Uhhh sure… But won’t mother just vacuum it up

Bob: I think, if I can win it over, it will become resistant to the vacuum

Onyx: *grumbles dramatically* I try to understand science and they just keep changing it

Bob: Hey everybody, who here is in the grips of winter? It’s meant to be autumn, but we still got a dusting of snow this morning, it is beautiful out there

Drone: *Chimes*

Bob: New follower sound? Welcome to the chaos new buddy. You probably know I’m Bob since it’s in the title of the video. I’m a professional chef who has self published 3 cookbooks. I’m still working on establishing myself so I try to share my cooking and baking adventures, alongside the fitness I do to balance out all the cooking and baking I eat *laughs*

Ta da! Perfect pie!

Livestream finished, Bob sneaks back to the bedroom while Eliza is still busy upstairs. The dust bunny greets him and is happy to receive some more dust and pets.

Bob: I shall call you Dusty and you shall be mine and you shall be my Dusty

The dust bunny chirps in approval, solidifying the friendship. Dusty is here to stay! Now Bob just needs to get up the nerve to let Eliza know.

Gathering his courage and the laundry he goes to see Eliza and attempts to speak over the vacuum.

Bob: So Jumble, don’t be alarmed if you see a dust bunny in our room. His name is Dusty

Eliza: Bob!

Bob: What? I’m in an adoptable mood, blame the watcher!

Eliza: *mumbles* sure

Bob: It will bring us simoleons

Eliza: *hears clink of money* Simoleons? I guess it can stay, but Sleek not where visitors will see

Trying to help out Onyx, Bob decides to take Ginger for a run so his teen can enjoy the party after school. Ginger is thrilled to spend time with her favourite person again. Did I mention they became companions earlier because I meant to! The sun seems to have wiped away the snow but it is still cold out, Bob might have to change his active wear. He gets Ginger home and in the gate when something catches his eye across the road…

Bob: What are you doing out here?

Dog: *whines* freezing my paws

Bob: It’s cold, did you get lost?

Dog: *yaps*

Bob: How about a treat huh? A good snack always makes me feel better

The dog happily accepts and hungrily gobbles down the treat.

Bob: I can’t just leave you out here. We best get you to the vet to check for a microchip. Will you let me pick you up

Dog: *yaps* of course, you look like a walking pillow

We went to the vet and no microchip. They did a search and there were no reports of missing dogs matching her description in the area. Still in his adoptable mood Bob said he would take her home, naming her Strawberry.

Bob: Good job keeping quiet, now we need to give you a bath

Strawberry looks at him quizzically.

Bob: We don’t want to give mother any reason to say you can’t stay so we’re going to show her you’re clean and healthy. Think we can do that?

Strawberry: *yaps* You bet ya dad

Scrub -a – dub – dub, bubbles in the tub!

Bob: We’ll dry you off then I should have it around here somewhere… Ginger didn’t want it but I’m sure you can use it

Eliza: BOB! Why is there another dog in our living room

Strawberry: *yaps* are you my mother

Eliza: Bob? Oh you are pretty cute aren’t you *pets*

Strawberry: *yaps* Dad gave me matching bows

Bob: Her name is Strawberry, she was out there in the cold so-

Eliza: Oh, I don’t like to think of any animal in that, you did the right thing Bob. Has she met Ginger

Bob: Uh, don’t think so

Eliza: Go to the kitchen Strawberry, you’ll find her in there

Strawberry: *yaps* Yes mother, right away mother

Bob: I wasn’t sure how you’d react

Eliza: We have the space and I know dogs help you stay happy, how could I say no

Bob: I... I love you Eliza

Eliza: I know. Right back at you *kisses*

Ginger is relaxing when Strawberry approaches. Ginger is confused, where did she come from?

Strawberry: *yaps* hello sister, I am… uh… I think dad said Strawberry

Ginger: *barks* dad does love his food

After some introductory sniffing the pair playfully lick each other’s faces

So not so fun story, my game is not great at starting events just now so Fergus blew out his candles half an hour after the party was scheduled but ten minutes before the event began. So with that bumpy start welcome to teenagerhood Fergus! If you don’t know when my sims reach teen they roll one of their parents traits. Looks like Fergus is going to be materialistic just like his mother. New likes include flower arranging while dislikes include rascals, only time will tell how this will affect his friendship with Artemisia. Oh, and he also rolled the Strangerville Mystery aspiration!

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[deadmomjokes]

How is bean doing? Do you have any new stories?

She's doing pretty well! She's totally geared up for all the end-of-year holidays, is as smart and sassy as ever, and keeps telling me that we need to move to a new house so she can have a pet bunny and a pet dog. I am on her side with that one, we're just waiting on some of these jobs that Dad has been applying for to get back to him. The post-degree job hunt (or literally any job hunt) is no joke, and my condolences and positive energy to anyone stuck in the thick of it.

She has recently taken to trying to classify what each of our car radio preset stations likes to play. She's identified that #3 likes to play "rock songs", and #1 will often play "old songs." So imagine her confusion when Another One Bites The Dust came on #1.

"This is an old song, so it's on 1.... but 3 likes rock songs.... and 1 likes old songs, but.... WHAT MAKES SENSE???"

She also gave us this gem at bedtime the other day:

"You wanna know something strange? When it's bedtime, the Earth faces away from the sun. But when it's nap time, the Earth faces to the sun. Scientists aren't sure why. *nods* They just don't know."

Of course we waited til we were out of the room to bust up laughing, and we certainly didn't tell her that that's just how time and night and our words to differentiate sleep at different times happen to work.

One of my favorites is this new pretend game she made up. She likes us to pretend we're all T-cells in an immune system, and we have to stay in the shadows because the shadows are the lymphatic system and the light is an infection in the body. So it becomes floor is lava but with light spots and shadows, so we hop around from shadow to shadow snatching up pathogens and microbes from the infected cells (light).

She decided the T-cells should be named after other letters in the alphabet. Her T-cell name is I. My T-cell name is C. There's a couple other letters who are pretend/invisible T-cell friends, like D and R. And dad's T-cell name is Swimglog.

I about peed myself laughing with that one, and she was so proud of herself for it.

Also I forgot that not everyone's four-year-old knows about the inner workings of the immune system, so it was particularly fun and disorienting to play this game outside and have her run up to a neighbor and ask them if they wanted to be a B-cell and spray antibodies on the viruses. The neighbor looked justly bewildered, and I the T-cell helpfully and consolingly goes, "That's okay, it's not a real virus, it's just pretend." As if that's what this grown adult was concerned about and not the fact that a tiny lil cherub with a chipmunk voice was making a game out of advanced cellular biology.

Eventually "I" ran off with "Swimglog" (still not getting over that one, I giggle every time I type it out) to take a break at a lymph node (big shady tree). The poor neighbor just looks at me and whispers "what the heck is a B-cell?" It was... a moment, to be sure.

I'm sure everyone in our complex thinks we're those weirdo ultra-competitive parents trying to get our kid into Harvard by age 12, but that's just how she is, all on her own. We don't push stuff on her. We just answer her questions, she asks more questions, we answer those, sometimes we go "Huh, I dunno, let's find out" and look it up. And she just absorbs it all like a hungry amoeba.

She just loves to learn, and isn't satisfied with explanations like "Your body can get rid of germs." She wants to know how. So it becomes "Well, your body has something called an immune system that finds the germs and gets rid of them." But that's still not enough. She wants to know how it can tell which ones are germs, and what's a germ, and what's the immune system made of, and where is it in your body, and can we see it, and what is your body made of, and how do cells know how to work together, and what are cells made of, and which atoms are people made of, and how do we know, and on and on. It's been a pretty great refresher course in just about everything, honestly.

[gtsdreamer2]

*creeeaack* "EEP!" *click*

"I can't believe we can't get Lulu out of this thing. Szasmara was stuck in one of these three weeks ago, and all it took was Brogan playing on her breeding kink and five minutes of rubbing." Gridley pressed his fingers to his temples and cursed under breath as Szas's face reddened.

"Well Szas is easy." Brogan half joked, adding to her embarrassment. "Even after all our healing...'sessions', I don't think Lu's ever come close to getting off from it. Not even once." As he worked his thick fingers around the opening of the chest, his frustration was a clear indicator that he wasn't getting the results he expected. "Come on Lulu, just let us get you out of there!" A mumbling whine could be heard from inside the incubox and Brogan put his ear up to the keyhole.

"If you're trying to listen to what her lips are saying, that's the wrong pair, but please, keep making a fool of yourself." Szas teased. "She can't speak out of her cunt." She moved him out of the way and got down on her knees, putting her ear up to the side of the box and knocking. "Lu, sweetie, say it again."

"I need my mommy!" Luciet cried out from inside her prison. She clearly sounded very distressed and scared.

"She said she needs her mommy?" The sorceress reported back to her party, standing up and dusting herself off.

"I don't know who her mommy is, so that's not very helpful." Gridley replied. "Maybe she has her 'mommy' registered as a next of kin with the guild. Szas, can you open a channel with them so we can ask?

"Of course."

"Hello, is this Faldha? Can you see and hear us?" Brogan could see the woman through the portal clearly. This was the woman that the guild gave them information for. Luciet's only contact.

"Yes, this is she. Who are you to contact me?" Faldha was the same barbarian class as the tall, thick half-orc who was addressing her, but her size was even larger than his. Clearly she was a mixed breed of some larger race and her equipment put her a good few levels above Lu's current party.

"Well," Gridley stepped in "We're Luciet's party, and, well..."

"Speak up. What?" Faldha had a habit of using her intimidation skill in normal conversation and this sent an immediate fight or flight response though the party on the other end of the connection.

"Right. Szas chimed in, pushing Gridley out of the way. "She's stuck in an incubox and we can't get her out. Nothing we have tried is working and she's been begging... well she's been being for her mommy...?" Szas's face grew red again as she uttered the words to this hulk of a woman that was clearly not biologically related to their party member. Faldha let out a relieved sigh.

"Show me the box. Put my portal as close a you can to where you think her ears are."

"Don't you think that you need to be here to get her out?" Gridley asked skeptically.

"No. I don't think it'll come to that."

"Lu, we've brought her." Szasmara said sweetly. "She said she's going to get you out of there." The sorceress adeptly maneuvered the portal right up to the side of the chest where the winning was loudest.

"Hi bunny." Faldha's low, grizzled tone reverberated through the box and found Lu's ear crystal clear. Immediately her whining stopped and she let out an "eep!" at the sound of her mommy's voice. The chest immediately stirred in response and let out a growl. "Your friends called me and told me you got stuck in here. Were you being careless and trying to loot on your own again? Silly stupid girl. I've told you that it's dangerous to wander off alone." A different kind of whimpering could be heard coming from the box now as Luciet was beginning to feel arousal from her lover's voice. This was only amplified by her situation and the active humiliation that she was being put through. The little trapped cleric pressed her smooth slit against the keyhole as her juices began to flow out from the opening. The cold metal couldn't even begin to fight off the heat that was emanating from her.

"Now I know that you know I'm a very busy woman. And I know that you know that I'm the only person in the whole wide world that could possibly get you out of here. I also know that you don't want me to have to come down here in person to get you out because you know what I would do to you if you made me take any more time out of my busy day to be here. You should feel both ashamed and grateful that you even get to be graced by the sound of my voice right now. Isn't that right, Lulu?" She could hear a small, embarrassed "mhm" come from deep in the box. "What was that?"

"Yes mommy! Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to be here and help your silly dumb bunny who's stuck in this box because she was bad and stupid and curious!" Her whole body grew hot whenever her domme made her speak up for herself in a demeaning way. She was so worked up at this point and full of shame and lust that the box was having a hard time containing it all. Her juices now freely flowing were pooling on the floor for her whole party to see.

"Gods, you really are easy for me, aren't you bunny? I bet I could make you gush for me with just one little touch right now."

"Mmmph! yes mommy. I want that." Luciet began to wildly undulate against the keyhole in some fruitless attempt to gain some additional feeling of pleasure. As her wet cunt pressed against the opening over and over, a loud squelching sound echoed throughout the dungeon.

"I already said that you don't want me to have to come down there and physically get you out. It sounds like you're so so close just from my voice. You can be a good bunny and cum for mommy, can't you? Don't you want to show your little friends how good and obedient you are?"

"Yes yes yes mommy. I'm a good girl. I'll show you! I'll...I'll...! Mmm!" As Luciet lost control and gave into orgasm, her sopping pussy began to gush and squirt out the opening of the chest as the room filled with her the pheromones of her succubus half. Immediately, her lust began to spread through her comrades before the chest finally popped open and she tumbled out. She was naked from having her clothing dissolved by the mimic. Her body was slick with her own sweat and the box's saliva. She sat with her warm tush pressed against the cold wet floor of the dungeon in a total haze. She had been edged and denied by her lover for longer than she could remember, but now she was so overstimulated just from words alone and her euphoria was almost palpable in the air.

Basking in her afterglow, her succubus blood began to boil over as her party started to suffocate in the thick miasma of her pheromones. This was different than when she would pleasure them to relive them of their injuries. This was an unholy side of her that only surfaced when she selfishly put her pleasure above that of others. Faldha watched as Luciet began to undergo a change.

"This is why I don't let you cum except on very rare and special, contained occasions, bunny. Just look at you." Luciet's Tiffany blue eyes lit up and scanned her party. She was pleased with how badly they were lusting after her naked form. Her body took in their stares and their hunger for her flesh. Her appearance began to take after her father as her horns and dark blue wings grew in. Her breasts plumped larger and her nipples grew erect to maximize her appeal and womanly charms. Lost in her own arousal, Luciet began to groan and grunt and grasp towards her fellow adventurers, who, entranced by her, began to slowly move towards her.

"That's quite enough!" Faldja bellowed, loud and assertive with her intimidation skill in full effect. Like a sun piercing the clouds, the haze of the succubus's miasma was immediately burned away, and the whole party snapped back to their senses. Luciet's horns and wings retreated back into her while her breats shrank down to their normal petite size. "I won't have my girl throwing herself at her friends for any lascivious reasons. You've made pacts and vows specifically against that."

Lu was finally coming back down from her high. "Yes mommy. S-sorry mommy." She mumbled, her face bright red as she realized she was sitting naked in a pool of her own juices in front of her team. Szasmara reached out a hand to help her up.

"Don't worry." She said, softly and full of warmth. "I've got some extra clothes, and we can ask pretend like this never happened."

"Ya, until she gets stuck again and starts crying for mommy!" Brogan laughed. Lu turned and even brighter shade of red as Faldha quickly stepped through the portal which closed behind her.

Cracking her knuckles loud enough for the whole dungeon to hear, Brogan turned around to find the source of the noise only to catch her fist right in his jaw. He flew across the room and landed hard on his ass. "No one makes fun of my bunny but me." She said sternly, throwing Lu over her shoulders like a sack of potatoes. "Let's go home, Lulu."

"Yes mommy."

[oneatlatime]

The King of Omashu

I confess I've already taken to skipping through the intro. I wonder what I'll do with the whole 45 seconds that saves me.

Why wear one tie when you could wear three? Actually I learned a couple of days ago (thanks to *gasp* a follower! Never thought I'd have those!) that Katara's hairstyle is an authentically Inuit thing, so maybe Sokka's triple tie is too? Then again, boomerang isn't.

Not subtle. Still gorgeous.

The cart! Maybe the cabbages were rotten, but the cart was fine!

This guard has absolutely massive hands. Also props to Katara for getting that mouthful of a cover name out on the first try. Do you think they rehearsed?

Nice to see bending used for something other than fighting. Also, I would have ridden the hell out of those slides.

It does not take a mad genius to figure out that slides are for sliding.

Are we sure that's the most efficient way to package spears?

Oh my god these poor kids have no tailbones left. Their spines!

This guy restocked fast.

This whole set piece with the slides is really fun. I love the music, and the timing on the jokes is great.

SPINES!

"Malicious destruction of cabbages." The throwaway lines in this show are great. How did they determine intent?

Look, none of you have room to talk. Maybe the king is weird, but you all just went on a city-wide destruction spree. You're lucky his crown is crooked.

I like whoever is the King's voice actor. He reminds me of Dudley Moore. Dating myself a bit there. Also this is totally Aang's friend but old. And I'm not even going to try to spell his name until I've seen the credits, given my previous track record with spelling.

I like the guards' hats. They look cozy.

And the king gets it first try too! Pippinpadolopsicopoulos? My best guess.

I think he can keep you here Katara. You're not the one with spears. And he's also the king.

This king is living his best life. Feasts, mindgames, renovations. And fashion!

All of Momo's noises in this whole sequence are so expressive.

Never before have I seen a butt convey such disappointment and resignation.

So did they leave Momo in the wall?

Creeping crystal is a nifty maguffin.

Does the king just have these challenge chambers for whenever he's bored enough to mess with people? So, daily?

You're right Aang - sabre tooth mega rabbits are way more on brand than fluffy bunnies.

Earthbenders get airbender levels of air when they jump. I guess they make the ground kick them up into the air?

This episode is really a showcase for earthbending.

The king is so unbothered. He also seems to be anticipating every single one of Aang's strategies. Almost like he knows what to expect from an airbender.

This is neat. Turning solid rock to sand or dust. It's like waterbenders and freezing stuff.

Can we call this a tie?

Earthbenders are mole people.

Or maybe you figured out who he was because you talked about him twice at the beginning of this episode and his mannerisms haven't changed in a century.

Every time Sokka or the king make jokes that don't land in this episode, there's this disembodied coughing off screen. But they're all pretty funny! That being said, if you lived in this city with that guy as a ruler you'd probably develop humourlessness as a defence mechanism.

The first part of Aang's world (apart from Appa) that still exists. That's sweet.

Creeping crystal must be seriously light if you can walk around while encased in it. Also, rock candy is indeed delicious. But you can't bite into it like that without losing a few teeth.

"First of all, it's pretty fun messing with people." Perfect one sentence summary of this guy's entire personality! Also, points for self-awareness.

Some nifty exposition, reassurance & guidance, and a reminder that Aang doesn't have to do it alone. The king knows his stuff.

Poor cabbage man. This is going to become a thing like Sokka getting ragdolled isn't it?

It is spelled BUMI.

Final thoughts

I don't really have much to say about this episode. I think it's for introducing the audience to earthbending. Also for wacky hijinks, of which I am always a fan.

Sokka's voice actor, who has been consistently excellent for me, got his first meh line reading this episode, with the laugh after the kangaroo island joke. It didn't work for me.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the guard who talks to Bumi about the good and bad prisons is the same voice actor as Bumi himself. Just a guess, but I love it when that happens. Both because I get to hear a talent showcase and because I get to picture some random guy in a sound booth somewhere having a whole conversation with himself. I don't know how voice acting works, it's just a funny visual.

There's some serious angst potential in Aang and Bumi meeting again, but I am not feeling angsty today, so that potential will go unexplored. Which is also why I'm happy there was no Zuko this episode.

This episode wasn't as pretty as the Southern Air temple, but it was mostly indoors, so there wasn't a chance to have sweeping clouds and sunsets. And the Southern Air Temple did set a really high bar.

This episode was consistently fun and goofy. I liked it. Would have been nice to have more Appa.

[xsweetcatastrophe]

You Broke Me First

Part 11

Zoe spent the next hour fielding calls and texts from everyone she knew.

Cillian, on the other hand, sat next to her enjoying a cup of tea with the newspaper opened to the crossword puzzle.

Cillian and reminded her before she started answering anyone that she couldn't break and tell them the truth; she had to keep up the facade that they were. in fact, dating.

"Well.... that might be a problem" Zoe said, wairly. "I already told my sister"

Cillian rolled his eyes and sighed.

"But that's not fair. I tell Jen everything. And she won't say anything. She has mom brain. I promise. You don't get it, she's my sister.. just trust me" Zoe said defensively.

Cillian smiled. "I get it. I have a brother and two sisters. I tell my brother everything. It's fine... but just know that if it gets out, Hannah will have YOUR head, don't drag me down with you" he said, turning back to the puzzle.

Zoe's phone rang again. Zoe groaned. It was the fourth time she called, she had to pick it up this time.

"Hi, mom" Zoe said upon asnwering.

"Please tell me why I'm seeing your name all over the internet" Zoe's mom said.

"Depends.. are you reading one of my articles?" Zoe replied hopefully.

"Zoe Jane."

"Jeez, lighten up Ma" Zoe said.

"Why do I have to find out THIS WAY you're finally dating someone? Who is this man? Where did you meet him?"

shit.

"Where did I meet him?" Zoe said loudly, hoping to catch Cillian's attention. She completely forgot what the said agreement was. Cillian mouthed the word "Party" to her.

"It was a party a couple months ago" Zoe said, very monotone. Zoe then decided to make the bad decision to put her on speaker, so Cillian could hopefully help out faster with answering questions if she needed him.

"A party?"

"Yes"

"what were you wearing? How did you do your hair? I hope you left it down, I think your hair is so pretty and I hate when you tie it in that low bun you do" Zoe's mom went off.

Cillian looked up and raised his eyebrow.

"really mom?" Zoe said, staring off into space and rolling her eyes, sighing.

"I'm just saying, I've bought you such pretty sundresses and they're just collecting dust in the closet. You have such beautiful hair and you don't take care of it. I would kill for hair like yours, you have no idea how beautiful you could be-"

"Well I guess I wasn't that ugly since i left with him, didn't I?" Zoe snapped.

Cillian's eyes went wide and his eyebrows shot up, now biting his lip to hold back a laugh.

"Zoe Jane, that's inappropriate"

"Alright Ma, what are you calling me for? to find out details to gossip to your friends about, or to actually see how i'm doing? because I have things to do. Apparently a whole lot of hair to take care of and sundresses to dust off" Zoe said, wanting to wrap up the phone call.

"Of course I'm calling to see how you're doing! You think i'm so horrible. I just wanted to see who this man was and if I was ever going to meet him"

hopefully, never. Zoe thought

"Is he coming to the party?"

shit. the phone's on speakerphone. Zoe glanced at Cillian, who was now looking at her.

"I don't know. I gotta go. I'll keep you posted. love you" Zoe said, anxious to hang up.

"Love you bunny. tell this man-"

Zoe ended the call before her mom could finish. She dropped the phone on the counter and let out a sigh.

"Good thing you have a degree, your acting sucks" Cilian mumbed.

"Listen.. my mother is... she's a force to be wreckoned with" Zoe said, taking a sip of her now cold coffee.

"Very concerned with what you're wearing" Cillian replied.

"Oh, always. Beauty might be on the inside, but beauty on the outside reels them in" Zoe said, mocking her mom.

"What party was she talking about?"

"Just some stupid birthday party" Zoe said, mind racing trying to think of something to say to change the subject. "Are you stuck on one? I'm good at crosswords" Zoe came up with, pointing to the newspaper laid out in front of him. Cillian stared at her for a second, then looked down and furrowed his eyebrows together, almost forgetting there was a newspaper there in the first place. "oh.. uh, yea. 8 Down. 'Magician's expertise'. 8 letters. Thought it was vanishing or disappear but those don't fit"

Zoe thought for a second.

"Illusion. It's illusion"

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Over the course of the next 2 weeks, Zoe and Cillian fell into somewhat a routine that worked for them. And, if we're being honest, Zoe was starting to look forward to seeing him.

Zoe had gone back to the office, but now people whispered about her as she walked past .People knew, and they thought it was real. More people were saying good morning to her than usual, and it seemed like people were generally more chatty with her. But she could still hear the whispers behind her.

Cillian came over at least 3 times a week, days always being different except Sundays - he always came over Sundays with dinner to watch the next episode of Succession. The other days, they would just hang out at her apartment, she would cook or they would go out to eat. Zoe was getting used to the cameras when they found them, and she began to feel a lot more comfortable around Cillian. It was like she was hanging out with one of her friends, where she could completely be herself and not worry about saying the wrong thing.

She learned Cillian and her had a lot of similar interests when it came to movies and TV shows. Cillian (politely) listened to her ramble off about her love for old architecture and old cemeteries, and her dream of owning an old house with old crown moldings and old gold doorknobs - don't get her started on antique doorknobs. Cillian tried to teach her about "good" music, and made her playlists and almost had a meltdown when she listed to the playlist he made for her on shuffle. "It's in that order FOR A REASON" Cillian had said.

They haven't, however, kissed since that night outside her apartment building.

Zoe spent many nights overthinking this. okay, we kissed that one night, and I'm convinced if our phones didn't ring an interrupt us we would of kissed that day at his house the article dropped.He makes time to make me playlists and listens to me and pretends to be interested in whatever i'm talking about. maybe deep DEEEEEEP down he likes me? and then reality would hit her that this is all one big lie and she would feel horrible about herself.

It was Sunday, and Zoe just let Cillian in. He kissed her on the cheek and said hello, and walked past her. That's... new. Zoe thought.

"I got that rigatoni bolognese you like. I got penne vodka for myself but we can switch if you want," Cillian said, putting the bags of food on her end table in front of the couch. "Wine tonight?" He asked.

"No wine for me. My head already hurts. I'm just having water" Zoe said, grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge and heading to the couch with napkins an forks. She'd be lying if she said she was dressed lazy but didn't spritz herself with perfume and added some blush to her cheeks before he got there.

"Aw man, really? If you want to go to sleep, I can leave the food and go-" Cillian started to say.

"what? no way! I'm fine. I just took an excedrin. I'll be good. And it's the season finale tonight, we're not missing that for anything!" Zoe said, plopping down on the couch and grabbing one of the pasta containers.

Cillian laughed and sat down next to her. "Okay good"

Zoe and Cillian opened the containers and alternated between the both of them, sharing the food. It was a comfortable routine that they fell into, and Zoe hoped he enjoyed it as much as she did.

Zoe leaned back into the couch and picked her feet up and curled them under her. Cillian leaned back as well, placing his arm on the couch behind her. That's new too... Zoe thought. Her heart started racing.

"Kendall's such a little bitch" Cillian said, sighing.

"That's what happens when you try to live up to your father's expectations I guess" Zoe said.

"If I did what my father wanted me to do, I'd be a lawyer" Cillian said, half laughing. "What about you?"

Zoe froze. Her dad will always be a sore subject.

"I AM doing what he wanted me to do, but I guess he never got to see it" Zoe said.

"He's proud." Cillian said confidently.

"How would you know that?" Zoe said. "You saw one picture of him and it was of his back"

"Why wouldn't he be? Why wouldn't anyone be?" Cillian said, calmly. "I know I'm proud of you"

"Stop" Zoe said, rolling her eyes.

"I'm serious. How you're handing all of this, how you acted during our interview, you kept it professional yet it felt like I was talking to a longtime friend. I've done a lot of interviews and yours will always stick out"

"Gee, I wonder why" Zoe shot back, hand gesturing between the two of them.

"No, not because of this. If that would of never happened I still would of remembered you" Cillian said, looking at her. "Going home with you was just a nice bonus"

"I think you're just being nice" Zoe said

"I think you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You're an amazing girl, Zoe. and you deserve to know." Cillian said as his arm dropped from the couch to her, thumb rubbing soft circled on her shoulder.

Zoe was silent.

"Do you ever think about that night?" Cillian said, quietly.

"I would, but honestly I don't remember much" Zoe replied, just as softly.

"Me too. I remember laughing with you. Something I haven't done in a long time. I remember you hugging me, your hand rubbing my back and your face in my neck. I wished I remembered more..." Cillian said, shifting his body towards her.

Zoe weighed her options. On one hand, there was a part of her that was frozen there. Don't make a move, let him do everything. That's the part she normally listened to.

The other part, the devil on her shoulder, told her to grab him and kiss him.

Nothing was normal about this situation. Nothing at all.

Devil it is.

Zoe took a deep breath, turned her body towards him, put her hands on his face and kissed him. She could tell he was shocked, but began to kiss her back almost immediately. His hands rubbed up and down her arms, moving to her waist to pull her closer. Her arms wrapped around his neck and depened the kiss.

Okay, this is good. I should make the first move more often. Zoe thought.

The kiss began more intense, and she slowly pulled him towards her as she laid back, pulling him to lay on top of her. They finally broke the kiss, foreheads still pressed together, heavy breathing just staring at each other.

"you're so pretty Zoe" Cillian whispered, rubbing his thumb against her cheek.

Zoe could get used to 3 more months of this.

Zoe smiled and pulled him in for another kiss, only to be interrupted by the phone ringing.

They both shot a look at the phone on the table, lit up with the words SISTER flashing across the screen.

Cillian sat up, smoothing back his short hair.

"I don't have to answer..." Zoe said, still laying down, hoping he'd get the hint and resume his position.

Cillian smiled. "Answer it, it's fine" He said. He cleared his throat and started bringing the food containers into the kitchen.

Ok, that's... weird. Zoe thought.

By now, the phone stopped ringing. about 15 seconds later, a text message came up on the screen.

"Soph wanted to say goodnight. and I hoped you booked your plane ticket!!"

Jen had accompanied the text with a picture of Sophie in her pajamas.

"Hey uh, I better get going" Cillian said, putting his shoes on.

"Wait.. what? why?" Zoe said, confused. "Succession isn't even over yet"

"I know, I'm just... really tired. I'll see you this week, ok?" Cillian said, stepping towards her, as if he was about to kiss her. He stopped, hesitated, then just reached out to squeeze her arm. He opened the front door and left without another word.

Zoe stood there, in the middle of the living room, all hot and bothered and confused and angry and hurt and embarrassed. She was so sick of being walked all over like this. So tired of mixed signals, tip-toeing around, walking on egg shells with people. What happened tonight was just like what happened at the bar one of the first times her and Cillian hung out. it's like Jekyll and Hyde, and he does a 180 in an instant.

She doesn't know where it came from, but something inside of her said she had enough. All those years of getting walked over, are done. It's time she took control and let people know how she felt. She wouldn't be walked all over again. "Fuck you" she yelled at the front door, as if he was still standing there.

She turned to the TV. "You're not the only one acting like a little bitch tonight, Kendall"

tags: @lau219 @wolfieellsworld 

[hi-i-love-u-bitch]

Huskerdust has me in such a tight choke hold that in my delulu state I have created what I have been calling:

✨️Bunny's Huskerdust Cinematic Universe✨️

Which is essentially all of my Huskerdust AUs that are not necessarily connected but more so parallel universes of each other. There is NO guarantee that I'll get to write all of them but I find it best to just type out a bit of the noodle soup that I have sloshing around in my head 😅

Rival Overlords AU - You guys know this one as I am currently writing the series and god only knows how long it will take me to finish the damn thing 😅 Anyways this one is pretty straight forward: Angel and Husk are overlords and have been at each other's throats for years. An incident occurs where they end up physically fighting each other, eventually falling into bed with each other right after. That sets the catalyst for their tentative alliance where they start actually working together instead of fighting, all the while also sleeping together and HEAVILY denying any bubbling feelings whatsoever. Its kind of a slow-burn dark romantic comedy sort of vibe that starts slowly leaning into drama near the end 😘

Honeymooners AU - Despite the name this AU has NOTHING to do with The Honeymooners Show. This is Overlord Angel Dust X House Husband Husk type of AU. Basically Angel is bummed out that a lot of his friends and acquaintances are finding relationships and getting married and he feels lonely. Husk is a washed up drunk snatched up by Alastor before he could become an overlord and working at a bar to earn a bit of cash. Angel is there to shake down the owner for a debt he owes him and everyone is absolutely terrified of him, except Husk. It is instant love at first sight for Angel and he starts frequenting the bar just to talk to the grumpy old cat. They slowly start to get acquainted after a couple months lead to them getting drunk one night and tumbling into bed together. Husk thinks its just a casual fling, because even if he is a bit fond of Angel he knows that there's no way in hell such a powerful overlord would fall for a drunk like him. Meanwhile, Angel's obsession over Husk grows ten fold and he decides that they NEED to be official so he tracks down Alastor and demands he hand over Husk's contract. He somehow manages to get it and then goes back to the bar during the middle of Husk's shift and asks, in front of everyone, if Husk will marry him. Husk upon seeing this very powerful, very dangerous, very love obsessed overlord asking for his hand in marriage decides to play it safe and says yes. They elope, Husk moves into Angel's penthouse, and with nothing better to do while Angel is away at work he starts taking care of the house. This is a dark romantic comedy with a lot of psychological aspects, kind of like a fucked up version of those newlywed sitcoms where the husband goes to work and the wife keeps house.

Sparkling Diamond AU - This is your more classic Overlord Husk wins Angel from Valentino in a card game type of AU with a bit more. I've read A LOT of these types of fics so I wanted to do something that's hopefully a little bit different. Husk is a lot more of an asshole in this AU than my other one's and Angel has beef with him right off the bat. There are teirs in Husk's casino: Bronze, silver, gold, and diamond (for only the most exclusive members). Husk throws Angel in at the very bottom, hustling and working tables, and Angel, out of spite, starts to quickly climb up the ranks because it'll be a cold day in hell if he let's himself get fucked over by another shitty overlord and not get anything out of it. He also starts gathering intel on guests, information that may be useful for Husk's business, as a ploy to try and seduce the Gambling Overlord. Husk knows this and decides to play along in Angel's little game of cat and mouse (er, spider??), both of them actively trying to manipulate each other to gain the upper hand and get what they want. It all comes together in a single wager: If Angel can get Husk 1000 souls or the equivalent to that in money by the end of the year he'll break Angel's contract and set him free. Definitely more of a dark romantic drama with a bit of "dead dove" aspects in it such as manipulation, power imbalance, and just overall toxic behavior on both sides. Basically my absolute NEED for Angel to try and either manipulate, sabotage, or at some point literally try and stab Husk in the back and Husk going: "That's hot 😏❤️‍🔥"

Copacabana AU - This is another Overlord power couple AU but WAY different from the first one. The story takes place between two different times: the present, a week before Angel and Husk's 50th marriage anniversary, and the past, early 1970s about a year since Husk came to hell and a few months after Angel signed a contract with Valentino. In the present, Husk and Angel are Hell's most powerful overlord, still head over heels in love and obsessed with each other even after 50 years (think Gomaz and Morticia Addams vubes). Currently, they are living their best lives, running an empire together while also secretly trying to find each other the perfect anniversary gift. In the past, they meet for the first time; Husk working the bar at some shitty dive and Angel working the patrons in it so he can make his quota for the week. They clash heads at first but overtime a friendship blooms and slowly they begin to lean on each other to try and get through this shitty afterlife that they're in and maybe even escape to something better. This fluctuates between a dark slice of life comedy and a crime romance drama depending when in time the story gets told. This one also has a lot of "dead dove" stuff not just because of the absolutely gut wrenching angsty backstory I build up, but also because when I say these two emulate Gomaz and Morticia vibes I also mean that in the KINKIEST of ways too 👀

Love of Convenience AU - Finally we come to our most "in cannon" AU. Takes place a couple months after the last episode, Husk and Angel are still at the hotel, they have a huge obvious crush on each other that everyone but them can see. Neither of them act on it, not just because they believe the other doesn't feel the same way but also because of their contracts and the people who own them. Despite that they're fine for now, they have a home, they have each other's company, and a chaotic found family that they mostly get along with so (after)life is good at the moment. One day while Alastor is out Lucifer visits and joins in on happy hour at the bar. They gossiping and yap well into the night, and after a few more drinks the mention of contracts worms it's way into conversion. Lucifer admits that technically, yes, he and Charlie could break their contracts but at the cost of their souls that would forever belong to them, because demon logic is unfair and bullshit. Unless Valentino and Alastor willing break their contract with them they are stuck until heaven accepts them in, if that's even possible. But there is a sort of loop hole to override it: they'd need to marry someone. This of course confused Husk and Angel so Lucifer elaborated for them: it's a marriage contract, though its not very popular amongst sinners as human don't see the point in making a demonic contract just so they can marry someone. For demons on the other hand it's sort of like insurance, it links each other's souls in sort of duel ownership. As the couple will now technically own each other's soul it will automatically null and void any other "entanglements" they have with other contracts. But depending on the vows the couple chooses to go by it could also just as easily be broken, with everything reversing back to how it once was. So with that in mind, after Lucifer heads up to his room Angel and Husk are left behind; silently contemplating the exact same thing. Its a very hasty decision, fueled by desperation and alcohol, but they make sure the vows are basic and vage enough that they aren't too trapped with each other. "To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part." And just like that they are married and free of their old contracts, now its time to survive the consequences of those actions. This is a romantic comedy drama, most of it is just Angel and Husk figuring out their relationship and what the hell to do next while also trying to avoid being killed and/or maimed by their former owners. Honestly still trying to iron out the plot and details of this one.

Obviously, I have a million and one more AUs running through my head, but these are like the main 5 I have for Huskerdust. Again, there is NO GUARANTEE that I'll write any of them, but feel free to dm me or comment if you want me to yap about them some more 😗👌💕