#my first euphorbia trigona !!

[greenycacteable]

New mini euphorbia trigona rubra

[aettuddae]

Hi :) It's the crazy plant idea lady who called Serim a twink that waters dead plants again. Sorry about this response being kind of wack. I had to tend to my Sue Sylvester fan page account. (It's a long story for another time). OKAY TO THE MAIN EVENt

Thank you for calling my rant cute (HUGS). Okay, but now, fr, let's get into this.

When Ning first discovered Serim watering a dead plant, she waited until she was done watering and caring for said plant and threw it away (bad move, Ning). Around 20 minutes go by, and Serim is just screaming ANGELICA, OH ANGELICA, WHERE ARE YOU. Ning is confused to see Serim lying delirious on the floor where the plant used to be. Ning then tells her that she threw the plant away. Serim then proceeds to cry into Ning's shoulder. Hence, Ningning lets Serim water dead plants.

PLANT SNSD. Let's just say Taeyeon is hanging on for dear life (Serim parys to it every day, Why? I don't know; I don't make the rules). I feel like Serim has a corner of her apartment designated for her snsd plants. All of the snsd plants excluding 2 are alive and well. One is obviously Taeyeon, and the other is none other than..... Yuri, the African milk tree (Euphorbia Trigona). We will never know why Serim has this in her house. Let's just say that Taeyeon looks like a god compared to this poor plant.

Yes, ningning gets into plants only for her first plant to get killed by none other than the gay herself, Serim. Let's just say Serim and Jennie had a bit too much soju.... and serim thought it was a good idea to give Ning's baby plant a little drink, too. Ning, when she later went to Serims apartment, found her plant... dead, killed by soju.

Weedville - A love story between a twink gardening teacher and a confused idol named Ningning who doesn't know how she ended up in this odd girl's class. Ning then discovers that her teacher is delusional because she talks to the plants and sings songs (I imagine Serim randomly singing Gangnam style to plant Taeyeon).

Also, this was so fun to write. I usually get so sick of writing that I need to add Sid the Sloth quotes to make me feel better.

Also, could you, perchance, can create an anon name for mauh (hair flip) I'm to lazy too, or we can just stick with serim and ning twink agenda lady.

hello again, sweetheart :) i don't know what you talking about but i truly love sue sylvester 👍🏻

what do you mean ningning threw away angelica? can aespa stop ruining serim's life? she's gonna collapse 😭 also, serim theater kid agenda is just getting stronger bc why is she going "oh angelica, where are you?" and throwing herself on the floor like okay ROMEO. ningning seeing this and getting too traumatized she just lets her do her thing

so there's two that are dead and gone? sunny and hyo i'm so sorry, i bet serim tried saving you 😔 i didn't remember what an african milk tree was so i searched for it and i'm bawling this is yuri 🫴🏼 (well, this is yuri if serim succeeds in taking care of it)

SHE WATERED A PLANT WITH SOJU ??

WHAT DO U MEAN WEEDVIL- gangnam style of all songs, i'm crying 😭 i see her ass going wow fantastic baby to the plants

i don't actually know what parts of what you're saying are true anymore i picture you as an talking unicorn at this point

well, TALKING UNICORN ANON or just 🦄 anon 🫴🏼

thanks for this, i laughed so much reading it, you're nuts 🙏🏻🫂

[sagehaubitze]

Y'ever make a regretful plant decision and realize it about a decade later? Yeaaaahhh...

I repotted my Euphorbia trigona, AKA Big Motherfucker That Wants To Kill Me (amongst other expletive titles) a couple days ago, leaving me covered in blood and dirt and full of holes. It towers over me, and will only continue to tower and loom further, higher. I nearly can't pick it up anymore. I have no idea how I'm going to move it to a new house, whenever that may happen. I'm not even sure how I'm going to get it back inside this autumn; this is the last year I move it back and forth, inside/outside.

I saw the parent plant again today, for the first time in a couple years, over at a local nursery here. It used to be crushing its pot under its own weight, leaned against a greenhouse wall. It's been cut WAY back, and looks like it got really hurt over the winter. However, it is still FUCKING MASSIVE.

In my defense, the cutting when I got it was only about six inches tall. It was little baby. This is not a plant-child anymore though, no. This is a plant *adversary*. And I love it, of course.

but DAMN that is a BIG motherfucker that wants to Kill Me.

(I really want one of the red cultivars that are out there, but... not until I have a place where I will never have to move it again)

[gardeninghub]

First growing season with my Euphorbia trigona and it seems to be happy. by runsonbourbon

[ghostlyfoliage]

I made a wishlist of plants I'd still like to have. There's no bromeliad on it cus I can never decide on one but someday I'll probably buy the first dark colored one I see.

I already have a ton of plants. Someday my house is going to be a jungle.

🌿 Upright Ect 🌿

Peacock Ginger (Kaempferia)

Aglaonema Tricolor

Calathea - Warcewiczii , Zebrina, Manatra (green, minature?), Velvet

Dieffenbachia Reflector

Alocasia - Baginga ("Dragon Scale" / Silver), Reginula ("Black Velvet"), "Maharani'

Anthurium (Black or White), Crystallinum?

Australian Tree Fern

Plectranthus Tomentosa ("Vick's Plant"), Purple Swedish Ivy

Banana (Dwarf Cavendish "Grand Nain", Tiger Stripe?)

Persian Shield

🌿 Vines Ect 🌿

Monstera - Deliscioso, Siltepecana, Peru

Pellionia Pulchra (aka Polynesian Ivy)

Philodendron - Melanochrysum, Verrucosum, ect

Alsobia Dianthiflora

Baltic Ivy

Cissus Discolor

Jade Satin Scindapsus

Dioscorea Discolor!

Rhaphidophora tetrasperma

🌿 Epiphytes & Lithophytes 🌿

Peperomia - Prostrata ("String of Turtles"), "Peacock"/"Peppermill", "Fuzzy Mystery"

Hoya - Finlaysonii, Pubicalyx, "Sunrise", Holyneura ("Fishtail")

Macodes Petola (Lightning Orchid)

Paphiopedilum (Spotted Orchid)

Airplants - Xerographica, Spanish Moss, Kautskyi, Aeranthos ("teddy bear")

🌿 Succulents 🌿

Kalanchoe Humulis ("Desert Surprise")

Mangave "Bloodspot"

Aloe - Humulis, Brevifolia, Microstigma?, Haworthoides, SPIRAL

Haworthia - Mutica, Obtusa

Sansevieria - Cylindrica ("African Spear"), "Whitney", Whalefin, Patens, Boncel ("Rhino")

Sedum Dasyphyllum "Fuzzy Wuzzy"

Pachy/Grapto - check growth form for chubby/compact

Senecio mikanioides ("Rosary Ivy"/"German Wax Ivy")

🌿 Cacti 🌿

Euphorbia trigona Rubra, Obesa

Crested Eve's Needle

Astrophytum

(Crossed out as I buy them (or seeds))

This does not even cover the fact that I'd buy just about any butterwort, ping, or bladderwort I can get my hands on, all the plants I'll eventually inevitably buy for terrariums, nor all the plants I'd like to add to my yard (first on the list is raspberries, most everything else I'll start from seed). 😅

I have a problem, right?

[savannahs-succulent-garden]

This is my African Milk Tree (Euphorbia trigona rubra), Glen Coco. I got her first planter, the pink unicorn, at Target. I had to repot her so I painted a terracotta pot pink and it says “you grow Glen Coco”. She’s one of my tallest plants.