#my first board 😣

[fangsnpaws]

black cat pngboard ᡣ𐭩

gif ✩ div. ✩ sfw interactions only

[httpsserene]

I’m begging you, please write something for us Lance girlies.

𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭-𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞? 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝! - 𝐥𝐬. 𝟏𝟖 | 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐏𝐍𝐅 |

𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 - 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞

summary: it’s the most wonderful time of the year! you swear there’s love in the air. however, your friends, family, and fans think you need intensive therapy. content warning: vacation romance. girls trip. love at first sight. fluff. profanity. mentions of reader’s previously failed relationships. reader has a mom and sister. sibling dynamics (bullying). friendship. delusion. reader has a puppy. all photos are from pinterest.  pairing: lance stroll x fem!black!reader

from serene: i wish peace, love, and happiness on everyone’s soul…and i hope my unexpected lance stroll smau series distracts you from the torment of the race weekend. LOL xxx < 3

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twitter • ynplays • december 11th

imessage • yn and friends

instagram • ynplays • dec12th • winter wonderland ⚑

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ynplays: brr 🥶 if only their was a 6-foot, brown-eyed, strong man to keep me warm 😏🥺

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user1 so it starts 😣

➥ user2 please let this be a normal vacation!!!

➥ user3 with yn??? no way

yourmom i didn't raise you to act like this…

➥ yoursister mom idk where you went wrong with her

➥ ynplays she let me have unmonitored access to the internet

➥ user4 ah that makes sense 🙂‍↕️

➥ user5 that'll do it mhm

yourbestie please can we go inside the fucking resort my ass is freezing as im typing this

➥ yourfriend1 u just mad bc u slipped and busted your ass

➥ yourbestie would you be mad if i punched you so hard yo nose broke?

➥ user6 heyyYYY come getcho friends yn!!!

➥ user7 they about to crash out 😳😳😳

user8 lots of athletes like to go skiing and snowboarding during their winter breaks 👀

➥ yourfriend2 DO NOT give her any ideas, pls im begging you 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🙏🏽🙏🏽

➥ user8 american football players, basketball players, racecar drivers, hockey players, tennis players...😏

➥ ynplays omg ao3 fic, meet-cute, 654k words, love at first sight, strangers to lovers, no angst, happy ending, hockey player x yourname romance irl???

➥ yourfriend2 i begged,,,

twitter • ynplays • december 12th

instagram • ynplays • dec13th • the slopes ⚑

liked by yoursister, qtcinderella, yourbestie, and 15,093 others

ynplays: sega’s first snow and my first day on the slopes 🥹🐶

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user9 is your puppy named after the video game franchise, SEGA?

➥ ynplays yes! sega made mortal kombat which is my fav fighting game, so i named her after the company :)

➥ ynplays also, you can't forget about sonic and persona (super monkey ball too!!!)

➥ user10 me n the boys go crazy on super monkey ball

yourbestie pretty girl < 3

➥ yoursister if i was a man...mhm 😈

➥ yourfriend1 why do u always say some weird shit

➥ user11 turning your family tree into a circle energy

user12 are you just skiing or are you going to snowboard too??

➥ ynplays i want to do both! starting with skiing bc it's a "ski" resort ig? but i can't wait to try a board :)

➥user13 sounds like a fun! hope you have a nice vacay < 3333

user14 YNNNN ⚠️⚠️ you should get some of those plush turtles that you put on your butt so it doesn't hurt as much when you fall ⚠️⚠️

➥ user15 yes omg like this comment so she can see ittttt

➥ user16 those cushions literally saved my ass when i went boarding last year fr

➥ ynplays should i get one? do they sell them anywhere near the resorts?

➥ user16 yes, they should!

igstory • ynplays uploaded!

[caption; well,,,i think i need skiing lessons. hope the man i ran into has less snow down his shirt than i do.]

user17: eating shit is a staple of learning to ski

user18: the man 😀🫨 ynplays: i think it was the same dude who opened the door for me !!! user18: babe that's fate atp i don't make the rules

yourfriend2: i think you're about to have your meet-disaster. look up, he's skiing our way ynplays: oGM WH$T TH3!?!!

twitter • ynplays • december 13th

igstory • ynplays uploaded!

[caption1; he said i was a total loss at skiing and taught me how to snowboard instead ;p] [caption2; is it love if he buys you $25 ski resort hot cocoa?]

user19: oh no you're down BAD

yourfriend1: idk if it’s love but it's a stupid purchase 👏🏽 i can tell you that much

yoursister: no the fuck it's not love 🤬

user20: $25 HOT COCOA?!! outrageous user20: you better marry that man ynplays: you understand me on an subatomic level

instagram • yourbestie • dec13th • the shredder ⚑

liked by ynplays, yoursister, yourfriend2, and 8,764 others

yourbestie: we’re all way better at this snowboarding thing, even yn. thanks to her “brown eyed beau” 🤨 (her name not mine)

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user21: oh them drinks look thirst quenching 🤤🤤🤤

➥ user22: i wish free refills were implemented worldwide

user23: they would have to chain me up in my room if i were at this resort...i'd be foaming out the mouffff 😮‍💨🥴

➥ user24: bro what 🤣🤣🤣

➥ user25: think it's time you get castrated lil bro

➥ user26: watchlist type beat 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

yourfriend1: i thought this was supposed to be a girls trip :(

➥ yourfriend2: it never is with yn unfortunately

➥ yourbestie: FRFR this turned into the girls....and l****

➥ ynplays: don't be fucking rude 😒

➥ ynplays: he payed for our drinks and taught me how to shred ☹️

user27: "l****" ???? alright agents let's find out who this mfer is

➥ user28: *brushes off my criminal justice degree*

➥ user29: i've compiled a list of five letter boy names that start with L on a google doc and male celebs who have posted any ski resort pics or those who implied they were going

➥ user30: i have a google doc of all the male athletes who have posted any skiing/snowboading/resort pics AND athletes who implied they were going somewhere cold for holiday

➥ user29: ,,,i like your style. let's merge our docs 🤝

➥ user31: post the link on twitter and let's fucking get to it

© httpsserene 2024

[lewisvinga]

girl dad | daniel ricciardo x fem! reader

summary: the ricciardos as shown on daniel’s jpg account

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; none

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

note; requested ! happy (late) valentine’s day every1 🫶

masterlist !

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daniel3.jpg: picnic with my best girls today

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: abi and i love u sm🫶🫶

daniel3.jpg: my girls ❤️

username: FUCK GIRL DAD DANIEL

username: abigail is so cute🙁🙁

landonorris: princess abi💅

daniel3.jpg: the princess made me carry her the whole time 😌

username: y/n and daniel really are the cutest parents omg

username: the baby🙁🙁

username: the scenery looks so nice wtf

username: them>>

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daniel3.jpg: family vacation time with my queen and princess ☀️⛱️🌊

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: abi was scared of the water until he held her btw🥹🥹 she’s such a daddy’s girl 🙁

daniel3.jpg: don’t worry, when we have a boy, he’ll be a mama’s boy

yourusername: abi is still a baby i am not popping another baby out for another 2 years AT LEAST

daniel3.jpg: we’ll see about that..

username: yo😭

username: the first picture 🙁 they’re such a cute family i

username: girl dad danny ric>>>>

username: i care more abt this family than my own😭

maxverstappen1: how’d abi like the sun hat kelly and i gave her 😎

daniel3.jpg: she loved it !

username: 🥺🥺🥺

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daniel3.jpg: danny ric jr, aka the cutest baby, documented by the most beautiful woman on this earth

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: the helmet was so big on her but she wanted to be like ‘dada’🥹

daniel3.jpg: she’s my mini me❤️

yourusername: danny come home ur daughter ( & me ) misses u

daniel3.jpg: just a few more hours, my love, then my attention will be ONLY for my favorite girls

username: the way the last 10 posts have been about y/n and abigail 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

username: daniel just like me bc if i was married to y/n and had the cutest kid w her, i’d be constantly posting them

username: daniel is such a lover boy omg

username: my heart can take it anymore

username: major baby fever rn 😣

landonorris: abi slay

daniel3.jpg: abi slay 💅

liked by yourusername, maxverstappen1, and others !

daniel3.jpg: happy valentines today to my sweetest girls 💗

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: happy valentine’s day to the best dad itw! we love you💗🥹🫶

daniel3.jpg: and i love my girls ❤️

username: OUR FAVORITE GIRL DAD❤️‍🔥

username: abigail’s lil dress ☹️☹️

username: ugh they’re so goals

username: adding this to my pinterest board

username: i love the ricciardos

username: girl dad danny ric! girl dad danny ric!

maxverstappen1: happy valentine’s day to the princess of the paddock aka abi 😌

daniel3.jpg: she said u gotta let me pass u every race, her words not mine

maxverstappen: love her but no❤️

[fangirltothefullest]

I find it fascinating seeing the use of tone indicators circle around so much back to a similar way that my mom used them in early AOL message board days. Tone indicators are useful to us because they help people read how we are talking and the tone we intend so as to not alarm people when talking online. We don't have the ability to tell if anyone is serious by playful manner of facial and physical expression so they're useful to us online even now!

But the fact that they evolve and change is fun to watch even as I watch it circle around.

So here's some examples of American tone indicators and outside influences to them that I've seen since first being online:

My mom's age- AOL users/early message board system used a fabulously straightforward way of indicating tone:

::::begin sarcasm now::::, ::::laughing::::, ::::shaking my head::::

The usage of colons was an easy way to identify a tone indicator was coming. There was a very limited way of creating text and often message boards did not come equipped with rich text formatting so this was a perfect way to show what you meant. They tended to have indicators fully worded with no short/chatspeak.

Then two things happened near each other- cellphones and rich text formatting being more prominent in online spaces.

Starting with cellphones- when they became a more accessible thing, tone indicators changed and abbreviations of the sayings became prominent, originally known as "chat speak" which began to form much more readily in texts and online. These indicators tended to be indecipherable unless told what they meant and the indicators had to be memorized:

Rofl, lol, smh, istg, wtf, ruok,

These tone indicators persist today, but part of their legacy was the limitation on character counts. Most places had a 140 character limit, meaning you had to get your message across fairly quickly. A way to indicate tone was either go the abbreviation route, or use the rich text editing.

Rich text allowed for italics, bonding and underlining so people could use these tools to indicate tone. These also had to be learned, because not everyone read them the same way and sometimes different places online would have different etiquette on what each tone meant. Freeboards would often have one board to specify what each one was for:

Sarcasm was popularly italicized

Anger was often bolded

Underlining was used often for seriousness

CAPSLOCK WAS YELLING!!!!

BOLDED CAPSLOCK WAS REALLY FUCKING ANGRY!!!

ITALICIZED BOLDED CAPSLOCK WAS A CATACLISMIC EVENT EVEN WITH A PERIOD.

If you had the ability to strike through, it was a whisper or afterthought.

Doubling your rich text with different punctuation could change the tone.

But the internet also let people in America see other people's cultures more readily. We are notoriously bad for teaching about other cultures here but the internet did allow us something fun! An exchange of faces if you will.

In the West, we were using emoticons with other things (note that this was dependent on if it would not work if your HTML or CSS confused the brackets and parentheses etc. as coding):

:), :(, :O, >:(, =), =D, D8, D:<, O_O, ( • )( • ), >.>, 8===D~~~, [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅0̲̅)̲̅$̲̅], ಠ__ಠ, ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ,

But now we could see that other people were making faces in different ways and the anime crowd caught on very quickly:

OTL, (^_^;), (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄), (/◕ヮ◕)/, \(^o^)/, (✿◠‿◠), ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, (づ￣ ³￣)づ, (OwO), (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻,

Boy do I LOVE emoticon indicators! A lot of them are still used today as well.

And then things shifted again when cellphones gave us emojis! Now tone indicators were colourful!

🥺🤞🙂😔❤️😝🙄😨😱😣💀🤏👍👎🤞

But they were not accessible as easily to PC users so there becomes a nice little divide between who is and isn't using them. Also there are so many now sometimes it's hard to figure out what the intended emotion is, considering they look different on different devices! But the younger age groups of my students are trained on emojis! So much so that if I ask them to draw happiness, they draw the happy emoji.

I'm sure I'm missing a few but right now we've been back to a combined group of tone indicators! Here on tumblr we are using the slash to indicate tone much like the original AOL message board users used the colon and we are shortening the words AND using abbreviations and some write out the whole thing! Its FASCINATING seeing it come full circle.

/gen, /pos, /jk, /srs, /serious, /genuine, /positive, /happy, /encouraging

I just love how languages evolve! 8D

What are some tone indicator trends YOU noticed in your online spaces?

Edit: FIXED all of the stupid phone spelling errors.

[screampied]

QUEEN POOKIE!!!!! thots on oral fixation?? bc SIGN ME TF UP WHERE DO I SIGN WHERE'S MY PEN GIMME 14 OF THEM HOES plsplsplsplsplspls WITH SUGU???? WITH TORU???? WITH TOJI???? GIRLIE POP???? imagine them getting us a sex toy that we can suck on when we miss having them in our mouth but for some outrageous reason, they can't sate our needs LMFAO no bc i feel like toru would be on board with it the most. like ykwim? he would have the freak to match our oral fixation bc i mean the man is basically walking diabetes, always munching on sweets BUT WE LOVE U TORU WHOOOOOOPP

and then sugu would def be a mix between a mean dom and a soft dom abt it, HEAVY ON TEASING but so loving at the same time right??? gradually sinks his fingers deeper in our mouth

TOJI UGH MY ULT BIAS😣😣😣 he would be down for whatever but he would shove his fingers right away. like damn papi chill out zaddy HAHAHA

ugh kento😖😖 BEST SOFTDOM EVER YES SIR DADDY YOUR HONOR I LOVE HIM!!!!! would be guiding us through sucking on his fingers and notices when we get extra squirmt but doesn't tease us as much as the other 3

BYEEEEEE

—(still) bricked reading sesh anon :p

i looooove oral fixation i’ve written about it a few times 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 hits different with toji or even satoru hmmmgnh. ur right satoru’s such a freak, i feel like he’d get so turned on if he found out his s/o had a oral fixation omg. imagine sucking on his long fingers ….. aren’t they like six inches or is that a myth. either way phew, need it

suguru’s so sexy 😭😭😭😭. i feel like he’s kinda similar to satoru but he’s just a teasingly mean menace. would make fun of u honestly. suguru’s got thick rough fingers … idk why i keep thinkin ab fingers but ough

tooooojiiii. he’s just straight up nasty tbh. ur right he wouldn’t even question it. he’d get turned on if anything, smearing ur saliva against your lips n telling u to be a good girl n clean his fingers off. ooooh i need him so bad hello good evening 💔

kento soft dom king :((( UR RIGHT AB THE GUIDING. he’d be flattered n a bit abashed at first but loves to make sure you’re feeling good >>>>

[ssahotchnerr]

i’m in italy atm and all i can think about is going on holiday with aaron (with an age gap obvs), and him being full holiday mode😭

and wearing the HOTTEST outfits, like the tight polos, khaki shorts, button ups omg

but also being so caring and fun, and finally letting himself relax, your honour i love him🩷💖💞

omg i'm so jealous of you and PLEASE aaron in vacation mode is one of my all time favorite things 🤭 not me having a pinterest board with this aesthetic 🫣

no because no one needs a vacation more than him 😣 SO when you first mentioned it, he was a bit hesitant - like can he make it work due to his schedule, will he be able to take time off, etc - but he has more than enough vacation time piled up, and he wants needs to spend undivided time with you, so before you know it the two of you are booking a hotel and those buying plane tickets <3333

and the lead up too!!!!! the days up until you leave, he's sending you texts throughout the work day, things like "these consults driving me insane, can't wait until it's just you and me" "so excited to get away with you sweetheart" or he's texting you links of things to do while you the two of you are there - tourist places, maybe a wine tour, boat tours, maybe a beach or two. he's just so excited for that much needed break he's too stubborn to give himself, and most importantly he's excited to just be with you <3 🥰

and buying aaron clothes for him to wear 🤭 like of course you know what he looks the sexiest in, and of course he wants to please you hehe 🤭 so he doesn't argue against those tight polos showing off that strong torso of his, a tight button-up and almost looks like it's going to pop - again just exhibiting that hot dad bod and showing off his muscles in alllllll the right places <333333 🤤🤤🤤 and the shorts!!!!!!! the man has a hot pair of calves that he doesn't nearly show off enough thanks to the dress slacks he always wears - so those need to come out to play too

anddd he definitely does shopping of his own for you too 🤭 things for you to wear out and in the bedroom hehe 🥰😵‍💫

and it takes the two of you foreverrrrr to get ready in the morning, or to get ready for dinner, to go out, because either one of you just pounces the other because of how good they look 😵‍💫 the second aaron put on one of those sexy polos, you were a goner. you put on such a pretty dress, and within moments aaron already has it on the floor hehe <3333

but UGH just throughout the days the two of you are there - his eye bags nearly disappear, the tension in his shoulders are long gone, he's smiling and laughing more 🥹 he's just sooo carefree and even a bit giddy <3 walking around your vacation spot, both your hands are joined and he's swinging them back an forth lightly, bringing your hand to his lips, and simply kissing you no matter where with no hesitation 🥹

going on a boat tour with him 🩷💓💞💞🩷 he's standing behind you as you're taking in all the sights, his arms are wrapped around your waist, and he keeps presses kisses to your neck and UGH he's so happy to be in such a beautiful place with someone who's even more beautiful <3333

and lounging on a beach together, just 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 shirtless aaron and the dilf sunglasses <333333 and aaron insists on putting multiple layers of sunscreen on you - he says it's due to the sun, but he just wants an excuse to touch you lmao <3333 and of course if he's putting more on you, you'll gladly return the favor 🤭 aaron still manages to get a lil burnt, which he is a bit grumpy over that night as the two of you get ready for dinner, but in your eyes he just looks so soooo pretty sunkissed, and then it develops into a tan 😮‍💨🤤 <333333333

and every day, you end it watching by the sunset together 💕💓🥰 accompanied with sooo many kisses and sweet words <333 like aaron thanking you for getting him away, and how much he loves you <3333

[obesessedwithjohndory]

brozone hcs because the brainrot is real and i love them all so much mwah mwah (except they’re mostly about john dory because i just love him so much 😖)

john dory 100% calls the toilet a shitter (every time i think of this i giggle)

john dory is dyslexic and struggled to write songs for the band when he was younger and he didn’t stop until he finally had them down

they have karaoke parties at bruce & sons when it’s closed for the evening and it’s just the brothers

branch hates it when they fight

floyd & jd move to pop village, floyd moves into the bunker with branch and john dory stays in rhonda but is always near the bunker & he spends the night there sometimes

branch is closest to jd & floyd

branch’s second favourite brother is john dory but he refuses to admit it

bruce can rap

john dory has 100% definitely been arrested before

john dory knows the rasputin dance and will most definitely put on a show when it’s put on at parties

bruce listens to 50 dad music

john dory is lowkey scared of ghosts and hates it when branch tells ghost stories in the bunker when it’s dark in there

john dory is the father (figure) branch never had & he hates to admit it

the bros are feminists

for the first like 6 months on branch’s life jd was his favourite and he would only stop crying if he was in his hair/ if he was holding him

they’re really good at acapella

john dory cries watching the titanic

once a month they’ll all either stay in the bunker or vacay island and they have a family game night & it always gets really competitive (usually between jd and clay, bruce had to intervene before the board game gets snapped in two)

their mum was eaten before trollstice by a bergen that broke into the cage guarding the troll tree when branch was still an egg & their dad was a total d!ck so he didn’t really care, not long after he left jd to look after all his brothers and then like probably a week later branch hatched

speaking of their mum, jd was a total mummy’s boy idc

it wasn’t until branch was about four months old that they moved in with rosiepuff so she could help out

bruce was in a musical (iykyk)

john dory can play the guitar

clay reads before he goes to bed and won’t until he’s read at least 50 pages

bruce is the type of guy to tell everyone they can’t eat their food until he’s taken pictures of it if they’re at a restaurant that isn’t his. it always ends in bruce scolding them as they all get tired of waiting and start eating

clay has an insane amount of sweater rompers

floyd subconsciously sings to himself when he’s anxious- it’s something he picked up when in the diamond while velvet & veneer had him captive

the goggles & glove are a comfort thing for jd

clay can beatbox but he doesn’t like doing it because “it’s not serious”

john dory and branch are always in sync one way or another and they don’t even realise it half the time

jd really wants kids but is worried he’ll mess that family up just like he messed his family up when brozone broke up

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF CLAY & FLOYD 😣 i’m gonna come up with some more hcs not only for them but for jd and my oc rhea (i’ll have to write abt her bc i can’t draw for shit 💔)

[evanorphia]

i need your thoughts on hope and lyall NOW. this is mostly unrelated but i love the idea of remus also having a little sister 😣

ask and you shall receive (also thank you for giving me an excuse to talk about them they’re my only thought for the past few days)

i have mainly been thinking about them in a non-magical au

okay so, hope is this really loud and outspoken girl, she speaks out about anything that she deems to be wrong. she’s also extremely intelligent. it’s the fifties but she manages to get into university at 18, she’s the only girl in the class and she’s studying classical literature. during the first lecture, no one is sitting next to her, looking down on her for both her age and gender, until a 21 year old lyall walks up to the desk asking if the seat next to her is taken. after that they’re sitting next to each other every lecture, they’re both flirting with the other but are oblivious that their feelings are returned

one lecture, hope is arguing with the professor about the reading list and lyall is just simping over her. it’s in that moment where he decides he’s gonna ask her out, it’s better to try and fail than never try and not know. except, in true holyall fashion, hope beats him to it by mere minutes asking him out first

they meet in september and by december of the same year they’re engaged, but they’re slower to get married because i am a strong believer in (ethnically) jewish hope and lyall who was born and raised atheist. her parents are approving of her engagement, in a “but daddy i love him” (by taylor swift) way. she doesn’t care for whether or not he’s jewish (although since she was a kid she’d always imagined marrying someone who was) but he wants to do everything correctly and he ends up converting to judaism out of his own choice. they’re married in early 1959 and in spring of the year after remus is born

i am a very large supporter of #stophopeandlyallhate i believe they were good parents and i will not take anyone’s word against that 😋

i also need to mention that they are both tall, hope is around 178cm/5’10” and lyall is around 189cm/6’2” but hope is definitely the type of person to always be wearing heels so she ends up being more or less the same height as lyall most days

they both have larger than life personalities. both of them are extroverts which was always a stark contrast to remus who was always very much an introvert

i could honestly yap about them forever it’s so bad

also, i have never truly thought of remus having a younger sister, and i will probably always be an only child remus believer, but now you mention it, i kinda fw that. yes yes i like it

my pinterest board

[universitypenguin]

aliceeeeee do u think lloyd and princess have ever/would ever do it w a sex machine thrown into the mix? cause it seems like lloyd isn’t against integrating toys into sex, so it got me thinking. im ovulating right now and lloyd and princess are all that’s filling my mind. i’ve been missing them a lot recently lol 😣

I think Lloyd would be 100% on board to try a sex machine. Princess, on the other hand, would require some convincing. 

As for where the notion of a sex machine originated, it’s definitely Lloyd’s idea. Being the more experienced of the two, I can see him wanting to have a “first” with Princess, and experiment in a way that he didn’t have a chance to with the casual partners he had in the past. (Casual sex has been the entirety of his adult sex life, so… yeah. Not a lot of chances to develop the trust necessary for an element like a sex machine.) 

Lloyd’s enthusiasm for trying a sex machine probably wouldn’t be matched by Princess- at least, not initially. I can’t imagine Princess not being at least a bit shocked by the idea. Has she watched porn with sex machines before? Sure, of course. Did she find those videos exciting? Absolutely- but reality is different from fantasy. 

Princess’ main objection to using a sex machine is that it feels cold and unemotional. Having spent a lot of time getting off on her own, she’s very aware that a huge part of what turns her on (and helps her finish) is the connection she feels with Lloyd. Her other concern is that a sex machine would be repetitive and wouldn’t have any variation to keep her engaged in the experience. Fortunately, Lloyd would’ve already taken these objections into account, especially the first one. 

For Lloyd, the benefit of the sex machine is that he gets to concentrate on Princess’ reactions and pleasing her completely. He wouldn’t be passive at all. Quite the contrary- he’d be touching her, teasing her, kissing her, talking her through it, making sure the scene was mentally stimulating for her. As for the machine being repetitive, Lloyd would remind her that was by design. Steady and consistent isn’t a flaw in a sex machine, it’s a benefit. She’ll love it, he swears. 

After some consideration, Princess would be on board with the sex machine. Lloyd would take his time, lingering over the foreplay and probably blindfolding her to help her forget that the machine was there at all. The blindfold would offer the immersion that she needed for maximum enjoyment and in the end, she’d love the sex machine.

She might even love the sex machine so much that Lloyd would get jealous of it. 

[accidentalmistress]

Sorta snz, mostly just kink ramblings.

I went to my first munch last night, which is a type of casual social event that started off as a BDSM community thing, but which now has some overlap in the general kink and polyamory communities. They are completely vanilla events, just a way to meet other people in the local community. I found the event through FetLife, which I am not very active on but happened to log into while battling insomnia in the early hours of Saturday morning.

It was a board game night at the gaming store we just happen to go to on Tuesdays for board game night (they do board game events several nights every week). To be clear, the game store was hosting a normal, vanilla game night, and the FetLife group chose it as the location for the munch. The store had nothing to do with the munch itself and likely didn't even know that the group was anything but a normal friend group playing games.

I initially wanted to go because my husband has been having a really rough time connecting with anyone on dating apps, so I was hoping that an in-person event might work out better, but I ended up being the only femme person there 🙃

It definitely felt kinda awkward sitting there as the only female-presenting person in this group of dudes who could, if they hadn't already, look up my FetLife profile from the list of attendees at any time and find out what gets my rocks off 😣

It wasn't a bad experience per se, but it also wasn't what either of us was hoping for. We may try a different one next month which is a little further away distance-wise but seems to draw a larger crowd. That one's also at a coffee shop, which we both think is a better setting for chatting and getting to know people than playing a competitive game at a larger vanilla game event.

(To make things even more awkward and uncomfortable, and because I never get to have fun reactions to anything, the dude sitting next to me was wearing this really cloying fragrance, and by the end of the night I felt like I couldn't get a full breath because my chest was so damned tight 😭 No reaction in my nose whatsoever. It's like the universe said, "You wanted sneezing? Oh, we thought you said wheezing. Sorry, no takebacksies.")

[elicathebunny]

Be yourself.

I see too many kids transform themselves from sweet children who barely did anything wrong in class, to those mean and stuck up ones who constantly disrupt and are rude to teachers. I recognise that some people are just like this, but i’ve literally witnessed first hand people changing completely to get into/join that group. I was also one of those people and I was quickly humbled before things progressed too far 😭.

Here are some lessons I’ve learned from surviving a British public secondary school + other gained knowledge

1) You will find your group of people as long as you keep remaining yourself, these friends will be the friends you can be authentically you around

2) Don’t change yourself to be anything your not, this will not end well and invite company that you don’t even fit into

3) Keep being yourself and you will find like minded people, once you get to yr10 your friend groups will finalise and will most likely be smaller. The less friends you have, the more easier it is to connect and be yourself with

4) Look into possibilities of hobbies and interests to understand yourself better. Join clubs/extracurricular activities (in school or out of school). Research at home things you might possibly be into, learn new things online

5) Who cares if people look at you weirdly? Honestly if your having fun being yourself and people look at you strange for doing so then that is their problem (obviously within reason because sometimes ppl are just weird fr)

6) Care about your future, focus on what you want to achieve in the years to come. Don’t dumb yourself down for anybody, listen to your teachers when they are genuinely just trying to teach, don’t be difficult and stop others in the class from learning just because you don’t want to, don’t skip class (from year 9ish to 10 onwards, those years contain important content for your GCSE’s and missing out on those will impact your grades) don’t be like the kids from my school who celebrate having 1s (a grade one is a ‘U’ or ungraded, you need a 4 to pass)…

7) Have aspirations, don’t just aspire to do the lowest of jobs for simplicity or out of laziness. Strive to work towards your goals, have dreams! Keep motivated to do well, study and always aim high

8) Don’t do what you know you wouldn’t actually do if you didn’t feel pressured or influenced.

9) Don’t change yourself or stress about boys. The wrong ones are a waste of time and extra stress. Don’t force yourself onto anyone and I mean this because there are people who honestly are too obsessed for their own good with men and do not care if they are relationships or not 😭(you can tell I am a witness of this one). Honestly pray for the right one to come to you, no matter how long it takes, I promise one will just slide into your life just like that 😣 (Speaking from experience). Just be normal around them and if they don’t like you for letting out the side you only share when comfortable then they are not the one, trust

10) Find and invest in a unique personal style. This helps define you as a person, knowing what you truly like that isn’t sculpted by social media or heavily influenced by others around you (although it is perfectly fine to like those styles too! You can merge them to make them more you). This does take time though, break out of those aesthetic boxes and just wear whatever you like. Get Pinterest and put everything in a board so it’s easier to look at.

[inspiredwriter]

*En la cuida oculta*

Leo 2018 :*respirar profundo* Aaaah~😄💨No, hay nada como una linda cita en la ciudad oculta nena 😁😉💝💗💕🌃

Stefany 2018 :*abraza el brazo de Leo* Si, Me fascina mucho tortuguita 🥰😄❣️💖💞 Pero hay un lugar donde bebé tengo sed😃😊🥤💦

Leo 2018 : claro cariño hay un puesto de malteadas😀😋🧋*acaricia a Stefany en la mejilla*Por qué no te quedas aquí mientras traigo las bebidas😏😉🥤💗💝💕

Stefany 2018 : está bien Me quedaré un rato solo no te tardes demasiado 🥰☺️💘💖💕* besa a Leo en los labios* Mmmmmuah~😚💋💝💞💗

Leo 2018 : No tardaré mi gatita de azúcar 😏😘💝💞❣️*se dirige al puesto de malteadas* ¡Regresaré pronto nena! 😆😉💖💗💕

Stefany 2018 : jajaja, eres dulce tortuguita de goma 😃🤭🩷💞💗💘*mira los carteles* cielos, hay tantos criminales místicos que fueron arrestados🤨🤔🦹Qué bueno que no hay ninguno por aquí😌💨

Leonard :*se acerca a Stefany* Oh oh, hola preciosa~😏😈💞💝no sabía que había un humana tan sexy en la ciudad🥰😉🏙️💕💖❣️*saca su peine y se peina el cabello*¿viniste sola lindura? 😘😁🪮💘💖💗

Stefany 2018 :*mirá a Leonard* No, vine sola estoy esperando a mi novio y volverá Así que no es tu problema 😡😒

Leonard : Vamos No seas así linda deja ese imbécil 🙄🤬* toma la mano de Stefany*¿por qué no vienes conmigo a divertirnos? 😁😘💝💕❣️

Stefany 2018 :*intenta liberase* Oye suéltame te dije que no iré a ningún lado contigo bravucón 😡🤬💢

Leo 2018 :*resive las malteadas* al fin a ver si mi amada les guste las malteadas místicas dice que son muy buenas 😏😁🧋🍦💖💕💘* mira a Stefany y Leonard* ¡Pero qué Rayo hace con mi chica! 😠🤨💢

Leonard : Vamos bebe tú vendrás conmigo te gustará mucho 😈😘💕💖💞*abraza a Stefany en la cintura*

Stefany 2018 :*se sonroja de ira* ahora sí me sacaste la paciencia 😳😠💢🤜*golpea a Leonard en la cara*¡No me toques y no soy tu bebé payaso! 😡🤬

Leonard :*soba su mejilla*Ay~😩😣💫pequeña mocosa cómo te atreves a golpearme😠👿💢🤛*lanza su puño a Stefany*

Leo 2018 :*agarra el brazo de Leonard* Oye ¿Qué hacer con mi novia? 🤨😠💢 intentas golpearla un idiota unca jamás golpea una chica 😡🤬👊

@inspiredwriter

Leonard: *Removes his hand and gets into a fighting stance* And you, brat, are the boyfriend of this stupid doll, right?🤬😤 Well, it won't be hard for me to hurt you😈💢

Leo 2018: I don’t care what you call me, but I won’t allow you to call my kitty stupid, much less beat her😡😤💢 *Gets into a fighting position* Stefany, you better move away, a fight is about to start here🥺😠💘💕

Stefany 2018: Oh, okay, Leo, just be careful😰😣💦💘💝❣️💕 *Hides behind the notice board*

Leonard and Leo 2018: *Fighting and puffing*

Leo 2018: *Knocks Leonard to the ground* I'm stronger than you, dumb troll😏😆

Leonard: *Takes out a razor* You shouldn't think so, small fry😖😈 *Leaves Leo a cut on his leg*

Leo 2018: *Falls to the ground* Ooow!😫 How painful it is😩😖

Stefany 2018: Oh my God, Lee!😱😰 *Takes the lid off the trash can and throws it at Leonard* Nobody dares hurt my lovely turtle!😡

Leonard: *Trash can lid hits him on the head* Ouch!!😖😵 Oh, doll, you want me to bite you, well, I'll do it🥴😈💖💓💞 *Approaches Stefany, staggering a little after being hit on the head*

Leo 2018: *Takes out a sword* Grrr, I shouldn't have spared you from the very beginning😡👿 *Creates a portal under Leonard's feet and above his head* I like that trick~😈🗡✨

Leonard: Hey, what the-😨🤨 *Falls through portal* AAAH!😱😫 HEEELP MEEE!😫💦 I'm sick...🤢😖 AAAAH!😫😩

***

Mikey 2018 and Anastasia 2018: *Walking through the underground city*

Anastasia 2018: Wow, everything here is so sparkling and magical~😃🤩🌟🌃✨

Mikey 2018: *Photos flying dragon from above* I'm glad you like it here, my pinecake😄🥰💗💘💕 *Hugs Anastasia's waist* So where would you like to go first?😏🌃💓💖❣️💞 *Kisses Anastasia on the neck* Muah~😚💘🩷💕

Anastasia 2018: Haha, well, my angel, I would really like to watch some competitions among the yokais, if they have a stadium here😍🤭🏟❣️💕 Something like baseball or football🤔😁🏏⚽

Mikey 2018: Okay, sweetie, I'll go and buy tickets for something like that😉🥰🎟🏟 But you stay here and be careful, because there may be evil yokais here🥺💝💗🩷💞

Anastasia 2018: Haha, don't worry about me, Mikey😄😘💖💝💕 *Kisses Mikey on the cheek* Muah~😚💋💓💗❣️💞 Come back asap🥰💖💕

Mikey 2018: *Goes to the box office to get tickets* I’ll try, babe, don’t be bored!😃😄💘❣️💝💕

Mickey: *Checks the trash can in the alley* Ohh, shucks, there's nothing edible here...😡😒🍿 *Looks at Anastasia and releases electric shocks* Wow, but I see a delicious cake here😍😈⚡💓💖💘💞

@swagreecrow

[roadyblr]

so in honor of the most amazing maknae of all time (maybe other than THE maknae on top😉) I’ve counted how many pics I have of yechan in my camera roll and how many pins I have on my yechan Pinterest board

so I currently have like.. 110 pics of him in my camera roll (imho it’s way too little🤭🤭)

and on the Pinterest board there is a grand total of… 1.1k pins. the only reason there’s that little is because nobody posts that many pins about my man🥲😖😣

(somebody PLEASE.)

also, random ass question but can you skate??? cause honesty.. i can probably out-skate sunghoon in a race tbh😉🤭🤪

it’s a passion of mine and I’d like to kinda share it with you😖

love from your tied with first favourite asker (I’m still watching you minjaekko anon..🙃)

me: oh that's fun

me: well this is my task on the internet (its not as bad as seeun/ive had to delete a lot)

"1.1k pins" "so little" 😭😭 i actually don't have that much of them on pinterest because i use that more for my projects so i only save one if it's like "oh i havent seen that one before"

folder on computer is different story because like xikers folder nested inside the 60gb txt folder and there's no organization and its sharing with video so that bulks it (i like to lie to myself)

short answer on skating is a no but the long answer is that i'm a diagnosed uber klutz with no spacial awareness and the vestibular system of a newborn giraffe so i've been banned from most activities that require balance :' ) but i will cheer you on from afar because skating is so cool to watch 💜💜-

[m1ckeyb3rry]

okay !! i’ll tell you a plot for a yuji story i (sadly) don’t think i’ll ever get around to posting and came up with 2 years ago. when it comes to my fics, i’m only ever rlly motivated for canonverse and this one takes place during ww2 times. it’s also loosely based on a movie i watched years ago :)

(this is also long i typed a lot more than i thought i would ahhh prepare for the errors too 😣)

okay so the name i came up for it at the time was amor necat (love kills). so basically, like i said, it takes during ww2 times at a boarding school in the middle of nowhere. the few students at the school are selected by the headmaster, a certain woman with stitches across her head ;) kenny’s made plenty of connections, so ordinary people see the school as prestigious and if you’re invited, you’re extremely lucky

when yn enters the school she learns that everyone is given a number. when a previous student leaves, whoever is the new student will take the number. yn is assigned #1 when she arrives to the (only) class. the one who tells her about the # system and everything else she needed to know was yuji (#5)

here are the students when yn enrolls: megumi (#4), yuji (#5), riko (#6), yuta (#7), nobara (#8), junpei (#10), inumaki (#11), maki (#12), mai (#13), miwa (#14), kokichi (#15)

theres a bunch of introductory stuff ofc to the school system. most important thing to note is that at the end of every month, the best student is chosen to be sent to an even better school

riko and megumi caught yns eye from the start. riko is the bigger eye-catcher though because she always seemed so afraid, and whenever headmaster kenny visited she was sweating profusely and refused to make eye contact. megumi catches her attention because he’s so reluctant to accept some of the rules set in place (early curfew, weekly shots, daily medicine to keep students health amazing)

a week after yn is at the school, there is the monthly “moving up” announcement. junpei is the one to go. the next month, riko was announced to be the student being sent off to a better school, and at the news she freaks out and throws up. yn and yuji offer to take her to the nurse, and when they leave kenny walks in

another week passes and things go as normal. while they had gym class outside, yn went inside to go to the bathroom. she saw a trail of water and followed it to find a soaking wet riko dressed in a hospital gown. riko gives yn a note before she tells yn she had to leave. yn reads the note, which basically says that the school was not what it seemed and she needed to leave asap. yn promised to come back the next morning and when she did, riko was not there

the first person yn shows the note to is yuji, who’s reluctant to believe it. megumi, listening in, grabbed the note and read it. he asks yn if it was only riko she saw. after some back and forth questioning, megumi tells yn that tsumiki (former #9) was also chosen and sent away to a better school. but since students can get mail and megumi received none, he’s afraid something happened to her and the school is behind it

time passes and eventually the three come up with a plan to go to the headmaster’s office and find any strange documents. megumi is basically watching out as yuji n yn go into the office. they find files of previous students, and all of their files say “sent to the basement” besides three, gojo (former #1), geto (former #2) and shoko (former #3)

before they can open a drawer with a red sticker, the door opens and in walks kenny and mahito. yn and yuji hid under the desk as they discuss at the coffee table across the office. yn and yuji overhear kenny talking about preparing sorcerers for ww2 since it’s a huge advantage on their end. mahito talks about how smart she is for disguising a human experimentation lab as a boarding school, and being able to find sorcerers who only need to awake their dormant potential. there was a knock on the door, so they leave and a fee moments later megumi walks in and tells them they have to leave immediately

they group in an empty room and talk about what they heard and found out. yuji mentions the basement everyone was sent to, including tsumiki. megumi brings up the door all the people “moving up” would go into. they were told it was the garage, but it didn’t make sense since the road in the front of the school didn’t go towards the side nor the back

during their talk they hear commotion in the hall and look out to see mai and kokichi being dragged somewhere by men in uniform. this prompts them to decide to go to the door megumi was talking about, which they thought (and were right about) was the basement

a few days pass when yn and yuji go together to the basement since the headmaster was meant to be out. they see multiple operating tables and other medical equipment in the main space. but as they went into the back section of the basement, they’re horrified to see three bodies (gojo, geto n shoko) frozen in separate tanks. while they were alive they also realized something was wrong and got caught investigating in the basement

yn stumbles back and yuji helps her up when he realized the tank she stood in front of held a frozen tsumiki they both looked around the entire area to find the previous students frozen (except riko who died during operation)

yn and yuji are found and knocked out by kenny. they wake up tied up to operating tables by themselves. yn and yuji tip their tables over so they could knock over a cart and cut themselves out of the rope. a nurse comes in and tries to stop them, but yuji holds him bsck while yn runs

yn and yuji wrre knocked out so they didn’t realize it had been a day. megumi, who roped in yuta, maki, and inumaki, lights the school on fire because he assumed yn and yuji got killed (and also fuck the school anyway).

yn makes her way through the school in the fire as she searches for megumi. maki got burnt by a fallen beam but megumi saved her. yuta also found yuji, and they searched for yn. when they found yn, she and yuji hugged, but kenny shot yuji three times in the back (yuta was busy with a soldier)

yuji and yn fight kenny (mostly yuji doing the fighting). yuji holds kenny back from attacking yn and tells her to run. she refused until yuta dragged her away. outside, yn, yuta, megumi and maki watched the school explode. i imagine the final scene to be yuji in tears as he finds relief in the fact that yn escaped before he dies in the explosion

haha anyways this took like 30 mins to type out tell me what you think skdjsk below is also a lidt of who dies/survives !!

survivors:

-yn

-yuta

-megumi

-maki

died after yn arrives:

-junpei (basement)

-riko (operation)

-noba (basement)

-mai (basement)

-kokichi (basement)

-miwa (fire w/ toge)

-toge (fire w/ miwa)

-yuji (explosion)

died prior to yn arriving, in the basement:

-nanami (#4)

-gojo

-geto

-shoko

-kirara (#8)

-hakari (#7)

-yu (#5)

-kamo (#6)

-todo (#9)

-tsumiki

-nishimiya (#11)

ANGEL THIS IS SO COOLL WDYM??? i feel like it’s such a unique au while also sticking to the essence of cursed energy and the themes of jjk w how sorcerers are used to fulfill other people’s goals. it also kind of reminds me of the random america arc gege threw in there at one point?? LMAO seriously though i love this (arsonist megumi my goat i love that for him) you are so creative!!

also i totally get you w the au vs canon stories…i’ll get fired up about an au for a bit and write a ton but then inevitably i just get bored of having to come up with what happens next 😭 vs with canon i know roughly what’s going to happen and what i need to work on is whether i want to change it or stick with it or whatever 😓

[sweetpascal]

7, 10, 16, 20, 22, 42, 45, 79, 86 ♡

ask game

oooo thank you for the lovely abundance of numbers, lea !! i'm so excited to answer them !! ☺️

7. tell us about the plot of the first fanfic you ever wrote.

oh my god, it's so embarrassing. i was 12 years old and i was obsessed with the Dolan twins. they were huge back then on vine and YouTube. i was using wattpad at the time. and the fic i created was "the dolan twins are my bullies" 😭 IT'S EMBARRASSING EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT. i was so new to writing, so my writing was fucking horrid (bad spelling, bad punctuation, horrible plots, etc.) and it got a few hundred thousand views. i refuse to read it again now that i'm almost 22 years old 😭

10. at what point in the process do you come up with titles, and how easy or hard is that for you?

funny enough, titles are the second biggest thing i struggle with in story-building (summaries are #1). i try to build around titles to get a feel of how i want the fic to go, but then i get so obsessive over trying to come up with a title that matches the energy and vibes i want to convey. like, it's extremely hard and exhausting. because also, the title won't match the plot and then the fic won't match the title, so it gets really messy. i WANT to try writing first and then creating the title after, but my friggin' brain won't let me use that technique 💔

16. where is your favorite place to write?

in a moving vehicle 🩷 i'm a huge lover of long rides, so the gentle rocking motions of the car/bus/train calms me down and puts me in a state of tranquility and creativity. also, being out in nature helps me shut my brain off and focus on what needs to be done. i usually write in bed, alone. i've soon realized that isolation is what negatively impacts my creative processes 🥺

20. what is your favorite trope to write?

oooooo, that's a tricky one. THERE'S SO MANY TROPES I LOVE TO WRITE AND WANT TO WRITE. enemies to lovers is just *chef's kiss* 😚🤌🏼 delicious. add in some angst and slow burn ??? that is top fucking TIER. a close second is definitely husband x wife fics. especially protective, guard dog husband fics. that's a good oomph.

22. describe your writing process from scratch to finish.

- develop inspiration from a song, gif, moodboard, movie scene, etc.

- write it down in the notes app

- listen to a playlist to create a vibe of whatever fic i want to write

- write a brief summary and warning tags i want to include in the fic (this helps me build around it)

- write one paragraph

- procrastinate for a few days

- go on pinterest and create a board for inspiration

- write the next few paragraphs until i reach mental exhaustion

- don't write for another few days

- procrastinate and talk about my fic ideas to my fiancé rather than sit and write

- write the next few paragraphs

- procrastinate for a few hours

- listen to music to get in the mood

- force myself to finish the last few paragraphs

- spend another hour rereading and editing

42. describe the aesthetic of a story in 5 words.

makes you want to dissociate :3

45. name three of your favorite fanfic writers.

it was so, so incredibly difficult to pick just three. just know that i had well over 15+ writers, but i narrowed it down to the three that inspired me to start writing for Pedro characters when i wiggled my way into the fandom 🩷

@joelsgreys ; @gutsby ; @pedgito

79. are you an over-writer, under-writer, or just-right-er?

IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE MOOD I'M IN. when i'm so excited about a new fic i want to write, i'm an over-writer. i go overboard and don't realize that i wrote well over 10k words. when i'm in a depressive, mentally exhausted state, i lose care in my writing and write just to write, not really enjoying myself, so that causes me to be an under-writer. i'm one or the other. there's no in between, unfortunately 😣

86. which season best matches the mood of your wip(s)?

[ just like that - day six - perv!stepdad!joel ] ; early fall when it's thunder-storming and insanely windy and dark outside.

[ the serpent and the crown - king!marcus acacius x concubine!reader ] ; late winter when there are blizzards and frostbite type of cold, but also sunny, warm, winter mornings.

[ lies a beating heart - part two of beneath the armor - husband!marcus acacius x wife!reader ] ; early summer with warm afternoons and cool, humid nights.

[ where do we go from here - grumpy!joel x sunshine!reader ] ; late spring with flowers in full bloom, birds chirping, and light rain while the sun is still out.

[missoblaine]

Tag Game!

Yay tag game! I was tagged by @evaofkonoha and I am tagging @shameless-fujoshi to do this (if you want to haha).

Are you named after anyone?

Nope! I like my name though 😊

What sports have you played?

If dancing counts as a sport then I danced for about fifteen years quite intensely! Otherwise, no. I dislike sports so much actually 😣 I used to pretend to be sick to get out of PE at school. I don't like the physicality and conflict and outside-ness of many sports. I am a squishy little indoors person!

Do you use sarcasm?

Yes! It is why writing in Sasuke's voice is easier for me than writing in Naruto's.

What is the first thing you notice about people?

Hmm, I don't meet new people often actually. I think in general, I am not very good at reading people and it takes me a while to properly make friends. I think both online and IRL, I notice someone's way of speaking/writing/communicating. Their tone and voice and word choice etc.

What's your eye colour?

Very dark brown.

Scary movies or happy endings?

I can't do scary movies eeek. Thrillers, I can do, and I enjoy watching people play scary games sometimes, but horror is too much for me. In general movies are kind of overwhelming for me, I don't watch many of them!

So by default, I guess I like happy endings? I do think for me to enjoy them they have to be purposeful and earned (not necessarily by the characters but by the story).

Any talent?

Writing! While it has ebbed and flowed in its presence over the course of my life, it has always been with me in some form and I am proud of how I have grown with it, especially in the last two years. I am a pretty fast reader as well so I guess that's another one?

What are your hobbies?

Writing, reading, board games, and occasionally crafting things (sewing, crochet, painting miniatures).

Do you have any pets?

My partner has a dog!

How tall are you?

155cm. I am pretty short lol.

Dream job?

I am honestly quite happy with my current job (board game adjacent, relatively not stressful, lets me play with spreadsheets lol). I think my dream job is just not working tbh or doing something just mentally stimulating enough but not stressful and getting paid well for it! 😅 Isn't that the dream?

I will say, I wouldn't want to do any of the creative hobbies I love dearly, especially writing, as a job as I strongly believe it would ruin my love for them.

My answer to this particular question got very long so the rest is under the cut if you are interested in my thoughts. Otherwise, if this is your off ramp - thank you for reading and thank you to @evaofkonoha again for tagging me 🥰

rambling (a.k.a. why i don't want to write as a job)

Even if I worked for myself and got to create the things I wanted, I don't believe I would enjoy it, perhaps simply because it would be a job and it would become something I had to do instead of chose to do. I also believe that whatever I created wouldn't feel truly mine. I think part of the joy of a hobby is getting to do it whenever, however, whyever you want - I value that freedom highly.

For example, if I were to write a novel, even if I wrote it for myself, I would need to, eventually, pitch it to agents/publishers etc and it would always be in the back of my mind that 'this needs to be something that an agent/publisher believes would sell'. Even if I wrote it exactly as I wanted, perhaps someone further down the publishing line would ask for changes to improve its commercial value because, hey, they have to make money too, no? (And perhaps this view is jaded from working in a retail/sales environment for a couple years but if anything, I am even more sure of it now.)

From my time in uni studying creative writing (in which we got some experience pitching short pieces/essays to journals/student publications), I saw the level of ambition needed to succeed in a career like this and I just…don't want that kind of stress to be tied to my finances and living situation. I don't want my ability to be creative (which can wax and wane with the moon, it feels) to be what my paycheck hinges on. Perhaps this is because my creativity is so personal and sacred to me - it is the channel via which my soul interacts with the world - but perhaps it is to everyone? Maybe I am simply very sensitive about it, as I am with many things.

Studying creative writing made me fall out of love with the craft for a couple years, constantly overthinking my words and weighing them against form, content, industry, moral and message. I distinctly remember writing an memoir/essay I was quite proud of part way through my third year (within which I was quite vulnerable about myself) and being disappointed with my final grade on it, as it was so detached from my own personal pride in it. (To be fair though, looking back, it was not as technically sound as I had believed it at the time.)

To be clear, it is not that I wish to create completely void of external input and influence, and I do understand the importance of assessment and external feedback when it comes to developing technical skill! But for the point where I am in my life now, where I have done some formal learning and am starting to realise the infinity and freedom of informal learning, I just think there is a sweet spot where the amount and type of external input/influence is nuturing and kind and motivating and authentic. Too little influence and it can feel like screaming into the void - no resonance. Too much and . . . well, you get the above experience, where it feels like the thing you created as well as the process of creation becomes no longer wholly yours.

For me and what I have learned thus far in my life, my writing is best as this weird wildspace. That's what works for me! And I share my writing online in the purest sense of that word - share - because I want to show this small community something that means something to me, with no kind of transaction behind it. It's just out there, and you're also out there, and if you stumble upon it (or go looking for it) I hope this thing that means something to me means something to you too. I hope it creates resonance with you in this incomprehensible vastness of life.

Um, yeah. That's cool to have that written out and articulated! Thanks for reading 😊

~13/03/2024