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[snarkwriteswrasslin]

Can you do a daddy kink headcanon for Marko Stunt?

While I do see Marko as having a daddy kink... I don’t know that your idea of him having one and mine are gonna line up but...I will happily write out the way I see it working!! Also, thank you for sending me this! It was an actual blast to sit down and think out! Sorry in advance if what you get is not what you were expecting,btw. I hope you enjoy it though!.

Warnings:

This might get suggestive. Maybe borderline sexual in the tame kind of way. So if there’s any kids reading this, take a hike for now. Beyond that, teeth rotting sweet I guess? Oh and a trigger warning for my rambling, because it’s probably frustrating af, lmao.

Tagging:

My tag list is all out of whack rn. Sorry guys! I’m trying to fix it. If you recently changed urls, let me know, especially if you wanna be tagged, because that’s pretty much what the issue was, a lot of the names I had weren’t working anymore last time I tried to post. Anyway... If you wanna be tagged in my writing, pls go add yourself to the linked doc below or dm/send me an ask to do it. And also, if you’re already on it, but you either changed urls and/or haven’t been getting tagged, pls lemme know. It might be an issue on my end, idk.

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You never meant to say it, let alone blab to a friend backstage that Marko Stunt was quote unquote “Daddy as fuck.” But you did. And you thought you were in a private enough area when it was said that he’d never have a clue you said it, because honestly, you were too afraid to actually... Have the audacity to tell him how you felt.

-- This was not the case. Not only did someone hear it, but that someone was Marko. After he leaned against the wall for a good ten minutes, letting the rush go straight to his head and trying to calm himself down, he started to really think on the magnitude of what he now knew to be true. And how to best use it to get you all to himself because he’d been into you for months. By the time he was in catering, grinning like an idiot, he’d started thinking of lyrics to a song just for you and he’d come up with the perfect plan to make you crack.. To at least get you two interacting more, in any case. See, Marko isn’t exactly the bold kind of guy. He has to know what he wants is a sure thing before that boldness surfaces. And now that he did, well...

It started subtly.. Innocently, even. Subtle brushes against you in hallways and on elevators. Wandering up to you and drawing you into conversations just to make you laugh -and flirt with you, which you were... kind of oblivious too because you’re just that oblivious and he can be that smooth/awkward, depending on how you choose to see it sometimes. Accidentally crashing into your back and pressing himself against you just slightly, chuckling and then daring to whisper against the shell of your ear either an apology, or that you two had to stop meeting like this. Every single encounter left you a dripping confused mess.

-- That daddy sweater he’s got? It started to make so many more appearances. Especially if he were going somewhere and he knew you’d be there. At first, you thought nothing of it. But then a friend pointed out that he’d stopped wearing it until recently. And yeah, the paranoid parts of you did panic just a bit that maybe he’d have heard you the day you spilled your deepest desire to your best friend while hanging out in back. But you quickly managed to reassure yourself that he couldn’t have heard you, because he wasn’t even around at the time....

-- Then he started seeking you out whenever he knew Sammy was filming vlogs. Flirting -and doing some heavy teasing, on camera. Always so touchy. Always quick to get real heated whenever someone tried to push up on you or even take the conversation over a little bit when he was already there and talking to you. And on one particular occasion, he came off exactly like a protective boyfriend when this guy in the hotel lobby wouldn’t leave you the fuck alone and it scared you. Just the way he pulled your back to his chest and put his arms around you... Whispering and laughing against your ear when he muttered with a calm smirk at the other guy, “There you are, baby girl. Thought I lost you. You ready to check into our room?”

-- That was a loooooong night. Filled with many varying racy scenarios flitting about in your mind. Knowing he had the bed across the room did NOTHING to help. If anything, it made things so much worse. So much more intense. Sharing a room with him was both your dream scenario and in this case, sheer torture... Because all the little touching and the flirting and the innuendo? It was amplified by at least ten on this weekend.

The final straw came when he accidentally burst into the bathroom just as you were stripping down for a long hot soak in the huge tub. Both of you froze. You attempted to at least halfway cover yourself, but he crossed the room in a split second, towering over you... It hit you then, every single time you two had an encounter, Marko honestly seemed to be making himself tower over you.

-- His hand raised slowly, lowering your hands from the way they covered your body as best as you could manage. When you locked eyes, there was this almost wild gleam there. You happened to glance down and notice that he was wearing the damn sweater again and that... really did not help the intensity of the situation. You were kind of melting into him, eyes fixed on that shirt, cheeks on fire. “Daddy, huh?” you managed to get the words out.. He chuckled. His hands dropped and long,thin fingers curled beneath your chin to make you look up. “Depends on who you ask, angel.. Am I?” his tongue slipped slowly over his lips and you whimpered, shivering at the gentle way he was touching you and how it was a nice juxtaposition to the firmness in his tone when he asked the question he’d just asked quietly. He repeated himself.. A little firmer. That gleam in his eye was brighter, a lot brighter. He was standing closer now, your back was against the edge of the vanity sink in the bathroom. “Am I?”

-- You couldn’t take anymore. Weeks of teasing and hinting, of his innuendo, they were all leading up to this. When you tried to open your mouth, nothing came out... I mean, aside from the quiet whimper that only grew when his hand lowered, gripping your back and rocking your body right into his. He got this little smirk as he kept inching his mouth closer to yours. “Well? I asked a question, sweetheart... I’m kind of waiting on an answer.”

-- Finally, your daze cleared and you got yourself together enough that you just totally snapped, arms wrapping around his neck, legs wrapping around his waist as you used the grip you had on the back of his neck to pull your mouth into his completely. His tongue swept out, right between your lips. You managed to finally mumble the answer, “If you want to be, yeah. You’re totally daddy. My daddy.”

-- Whew, fuck... the low and throaty growl that came, spilling between your mouths when you said it. He rocked into you harder, rubbing you against him as he did so. “Say it again.” he demanded, a breathy pant against your neck as he sat you on the edge of the vanity....

[dykecassidy]

[emsleyanbluejay]

Stranglehold

Maybe it’s not the brightest idea, going off alone this close to showtime with a trio of meatheads blaming his stable for their suspension, but in Marko’s defense, he hasn’t seen Sammy all day.

(A lot can go wrong in ten minutes.)

Fandoms: All Elite Wrestling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Marko Stunt, Dax Harwood | Scott Dawson, Cash Wheeler | Dash Wilder Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Assault, Asphyxiation, Concussion, Reckless Use of Duct Tape, so much Marko whump, moral of the story: don’t fuck with air chokes kids, in this house we play fast and loose with canon, loosely connected to my heel!JB fic

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

hello I am, as the kids say, Back on My Bullshit* [IMAGE ID: a meme image of Sue Sylvester from GLEE that’s been edited to read: I am going to create A fic chapter that is so Self Indulgent]

4 notes • Posted 2021-02-17 21:59:26 GMT

#4

I’m obsessed with this screenshot I took of Revolution it literally just looks like a meme template

58 notes • Posted 2021-09-26 05:31:29 GMT

#3

every day, emotionally, spiritually, metaphysically... on all levels but physical, I am trying to be Marko Stunt wearing This Bucket Hat/Sunglasses/Tanktop Combo showing up (non-legally) at the Double Or Nothing 2020's Casino Ladder Match with a fun-sized ladder just to assist his dinosaur dad in beating up an incredibly lazy man.

81 notes • Posted 2021-10-17 20:50:37 GMT

#2

I simply cannot stop losing it over this

wrestling is the only sport I care about

141 notes • Posted 2021-09-19 08:24:58 GMT

#1

he literally just kicked a man in the face and now he's looking at the ref like he did nothing

get you a man who says "por favor 🥺" to the ref right after blatantly disobeying the rules of wrestling

149 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 04:56:23 GMT

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[debbiechanclub]

So You’ve Chosen Death

Pairing: Luchasaurus/Reader

Category: Humor ‘n’ fluff

Word count: 2,655

Thanks for the awesome Luchasaurus request, @lancearcherinrippedjeans! I had so much fun writing this and I hope you love it (I’m so sorry it took so long). OH, and this is the first time I’ve EVER written first person, so I’m pretty proud of myself. Also, I couldn’t help but selfishly give a little cameo to my OC, Alex (*cough*readBestTwoOutofThree*cough*)

Find more of my fics here.

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“I love my job, I love my job, I love my job…” I muttered to myself as I walked through the backstage halls at Daily’s Place, dragging my feet. I should have been ecstatic just to be back—between my injury and the pandemic, I hadn’t worked in months. But these were not—I repeat, NOT—the circumstances under which I’d hoped to return.

I thought back to the previous week. I’d been binge-watching what felt like my thousandth TV series and failing not to eat an entire family size bag of potato chips in one sitting when my cell phone had rung. I’d been so excited to see Cody’s name on my caller ID—so full of hope. It hadn’t lasted long.

“Hello?” I’d immediately answered.

“[Y/N]! How are you?”

“Hey, Cody! I’m doing well. Just trying to stay ready for my big comeback,” I’d said as I hastily tossed the potato chip bag to the other side of the couch. “How are things with you?”

“Things are pretty good with me; thanks for asking. But it’s funny you mention your big comeback, because that’s actually why I’m calling.”

I’d tried not to sound too excited when I’d said, “Oh really?”

“Yup,” he’d said. And then, “You’re all cleared to work, right?”

“Yes!” I’d nodded even though he couldn’t see it. “Totally cleared.”

“Great! We definitely want to get you back ASAP, then. How do you feel about joining a faction?”

My brow had furrowed then. A faction? What faction was there for me to join? Were they creating a new one? Oh god—did they want to put me in the Dark Order?

“[Y/N]?”

“I’m up for it,” I’d returned, pulling myself out of my thoughts. “I’ve never been in a faction before.”

“Great! That’s what I like to hear,” he’d replied. “Well, just come ready to go to Dynamite next week and we’ll fill you in on all the details then.”

“I’m looking forward to it!” I’d said. After all, I’d figured even if they did put me in the Dark Order it’d be better than sitting and doing nothing at home.

But now that I had been filled in on the details, I wasn’t so sure.

My destination was only steps away now; I swore I could feel my feet slowly turning to lead in my shoes as I got closer and closer to the locker room. I stopped in front of the door and reluctantly raised my fist to knock—but before I could, someone jerked open the door. Marko Stunt stared up at me, startled, before his eyes lit up with excited realization. “[Y/N]! You’re here!” He turned and shouted back into the room as loudly as his little lungs would allow. “HEY GUYS! [Y/N] IS HERE!”

He ran back inside, and the locker room door fell closed with a bang. I looked up to the ceiling and prayed to the wrestling gods for strength.

They’d put me in Jurassic Express. The Dark Order would have been better.

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“That was SO SICK!” Marko proclaimed as we all returned to our locker room. “Wasn’t that sick, [Y/N]?”

I blinked as I sat down in front of my bag. Sick wasn’t exactly the word I’d use to describe the match Jungle Boy had just had with Orange Cassidy. Bizarre seemed more appropriate. “Yeah. It was super sick,” I flatly returned.

“Hey, so why’d you go after Alex like that, though?” Jack asked me.

I froze. “Was I… not supposed to?”

“I mean, not really,” he returned. “We were all babyfaces out there. She was just flirting with me as part of a bit.”

“Oh.” I looked down at the carpet, suddenly feeling self-conscious as they all stared at me. “Sorry. You know I was a heel before my injury, so I have to get used to being a babyface.”

“No worries. I thought it was pretty funny, actually,” Luchasaurus… er, Austin chuckled as he took off his mask. “All Alex did was smile and give him a little wave and then bam! You hit her with a running forearm to the back of the head.”

He smiled back at me, and I went stiff in my seat. He had an unexpectedly handsome smile.

“So you’re coming out with us after the show, right?” Marko suddenly asked.

I shook myself out of my daze. “Oh, no. I already have plans with Aerial,” I returned as I picked up my phone and started scrolling through my Twitter mentions. But I could feel it; they were all staring at me again. I looked back up. “Thanks for the invite, though?”

A wide smile broke out over Marko’s face. “Yeah, sure thing. But next week—you’re coming.”

A corner of my mouth quirked up as I looked back down at my phone. I would sooner die.

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As the weeks went by, I got more used to my role with Jurassic Express. Cody had suggested I lean into my feelings as a reluctant but loyal member of the group (because, apparently, it was glaringly obvious that reluctant was exactly what I was; my resting bitch face strikes again). To his credit, it did make things a lot more enjoyable for me. But no matter how many times Marko asked, I still refused to hang out with them outside of work.

“Come on, [Y/N],” he pleaded as we all packed up after filming an episode of Dark. “You have to come out with us at least once.”

“Sorry, I have to wash my hair tonight,” I returned.

“Ha!” Austin let out a loud burst of genuine laughter. I blinked and felt my cheeks start to flush.

Marko rolled his eyes. “You already used that excuse two weeks ago.”

I paused. Had I? I was starting to lose track because he asked so much.

“Maybe [Y/N] just really likes keeping kayfabe,” Jack commented.

“No, I don’t think it’s that,” Austin said. “I think she’s afraid she actually might enjoy herself.”

It sounded like a slight—but there was a smirk on his lips. I froze. Was he… flirting with me?

“Why’s that so scary?” Marko muttered to himself.

I rolled my eyes; he looked like a rejected puppy at the pound. “Fine. I’ll come out for one drink.”

Marko’s entire face lit up. “Really? Yes! This is gonna be the best night ever, I can feel it.”

“One. Drink,” I repeated. I glanced over at Austin. He smirked again and I looked away, my heart thumping in my chest.

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We arrived at what Marko said was their usual spot. Admittedly, it wasn’t terrible; it looked like the sort of place I would go with my actual friends. But I wasn’t about to say that out loud.

I was standing at the bar looking at what they had on tap when Austin came up next to me. “What’re you drinking?”

I looked up at him, put on the spot. “Oh, I don’t know. That red ale sounds good.”

He nodded and got the bartender’s attention. “Two of the red ale, please.”

My eyebrows arched. “Oh no, you don’t have to get my drink,” I said; but he waved me off.

“It’s your first time coming out with us; I insist.” He smiled down at me. “But you have to get the next round.”

I pursed my lips. “There won’t be a next round. I said one drink, remember?”

The bartender set our drinks on the bar top. Austin picked them both up and handed one to me. “Sure,” he smirked as he walked back to join Jack and Marko at the booth, and I bit down on my jaw to keep from returning it.

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A little while later, Marko and Jack had gone off to play darts. Marko had tried and tried to get me to come with them (again: frickin’ puppy), but the last thing I wanted was for them to see how embarrassing my hand-eye coordination was, so I’d refused. Which had left me in the booth, alone with Austin. It had been awkward at first; but his presence was so friendly and genuine that I had no choice but to relax. That, or it was the beer.

“So, I have to ask,” I started. “How’d you go from getting your master’s degree in medieval history to becoming a pro wrestling dinosaur?”

He let out a loud laugh, just like he had back in the locker room when I’d quipped about having to wash my hair. “I don’t know, the progression seems pretty obvious to me.”

I just sent him a look. He chuckled again.

“I started training while I was getting my master’s,” he explained. “To be honest, I wasn’t actually trying to get anywhere with it; I was just having fun. But then WWE offered me the developmental deal. Long story short, it didn’t work out and I ended up just spinning my wheels for awhile trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life. That’s when I did Big Brother.”

My eyes widened. “Oh my god, I totally forgot you did Big Brother.”

“Yeah, it was… an experience. I’ll just put it that way,” he said with a grin. “But after that, I got back into wrestling and landed a deal with Lucha Underground. That’s where Luchasaurus was born… and the rest is history.”

My eyebrows arched. I was genuinely fascinated by this man’s life story. It was so unique. “That’s insane… and definitely not an obvious progression.”

“Yeah, I guess not,” he smiled. I had to take a drink to hide my nervousness. “So what about you? How’d you get into the business? I just realized I’ve never actually gotten to know you.”

I gripped my pint glass tighter, suddenly clamming up again. But there was something about the kind and honest expression in his eyes that made me want to open up. I glanced sheepishly down at the tabletop. “Wrestling is the only thing I could ever imagine myself doing, ever since I was kid. It pissed my parents off to no end. They wanted me to at least go to college, but I didn’t see the point. I knew this was what I wanted to do. Luckily, it worked out.”

Austin shook his head. “No, it wasn’t luck. I’ve watched your matches. You’re really talented, [Y/N].”

Butterflies burst in my stomach as my entire face went red. The compliment caught me completely off-guard—and so did the way it made me feel. “Well, this was nice, but I think I’m gonna go,” I said as I abruptly stood from the booth. “Tell Jack and Marko I said bye,” and I ran out of the bar, trying to ignore the thumping of my heart. I could not have a crush on a pro wrestling dinosaur.

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The next week, I had a match against Alex on Dark. And, unfortunately for her, I was using it as an opportunity to take out my frustration over The Austin Situation.

Double unfortunately? Austin—er, Luchasaurus—was at ringside.

“Oof!” Alex let out a groan as I kicked her so hard in the stomach that she flew back into the turnbuckle with a thud. I stalked toward her and grabbed her arm, pulling her out of the corner for an Irish whip; but she reversed it and sent me careening across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle.

It only worked to enrage me further.

I turned around and charged—but she stopped me in the center of the ring with a well-placed forearm. I fell to one knee, and she hit me in the back of the head with a step-up enzuigiri. I fell to the mat and she hooked my leg. I kicked out at two.

“Yes!” I heard Austin proclaim from the ring apron. I tried to ignore it.

Alex got to her feet and climbed outside the ropes onto the ring apron, waiting. I knew what she was doing; she was waiting for me to get up so she could hit me with that springboard dropkick of hers. I staggered to my feet, pretending to be more out of it than I actually was; and when I saw her jump up to the top rope, I ran over and hit her with a hard forearm.

Alex fell backward off the ropes—but she didn’t hit the floor. Austin caught her. The momentum caused him to stumble back against the guard rail and he landed on his butt on the floor, Alex sitting in his lap, her arms around his neck, his arms around her waist.

I watched from the ring as she smiled up at him. “Thanks for breaking my fall, big guy,” she said, and she patted his chest as she untangled herself from him.

My eyes narrowed. So you’ve chosen death.

The next thing I knew I’d climbed through the ropes and jumped to the floor. I grabbed Alex by the hair and threw her into the guard rail.

Orange Cassidy, who’d accompanied Alex for the match, casually rounded the corner and walked toward me, his hands in his pockets. But Austin jumped up and stared him down.

Meanwhile, I dove under the ring apron and pulled out a kendo stick.

“[Y/N]! I’m warning you; you’ll get disqualified!” Aubrey shouted from inside the ring; but I didn’t listen. I swung the kendo stick back and hit Alex hard across the back with a loud thwack!

She let out a cry of pain as she arched her back and tried to get away. “That’s it! Ring the bell!” Aubrey ordered, and the timekeeper started furiously ringing the bell as I continued to stalk her. Orange stepped in my way. I lifted the kendo stick again, threatening to hit him, too—but Austin grabbed it out of my grip.

“[Y/N], what are you doing?” he asked.

Dasha called the match before I could respond. “And your winner by disqualification, Alex Hawthorne!”

I stared back at Austin, suddenly hyper-aware of what I’d done—and why I’d done it. I turned and sprinted up the ramp, ignoring the butterflies teeming in my stomach. But he was hot on my heels.

“[Y/N], wait!”

I don’t know why, but I stopped just inside the Gorilla curtain. When I turned around to look at Austin, his eyes were soft behind his mask.

“What the hell was that out there?”

I stared up at him. Maybe it was the adrenaline, but it all just came spewing out like word vomit. “I saw Alex sitting in your lap and got jealous, okay? And then I got pissed at myself for getting so jealous over something so stupid, so I just grabbed a kendo stick to end the fucking match. That’s it.” I turned and tried to storm off again; but he caught my arm.

“Wait, wait, wait,” he said. “Did you say you got jealous?”

I looked sheepishly at the floor. Was he really going to make me do this? “Yes,” I mumbled as if my mouth was full of marbles.

“What?”

“Yes!” I burst, clearly that time. “I got jealous, okay? Are you gonna make me say it again?”

“No, I heard you that time,” he said. “But you shouldn’t be jealous. I mean, Alex is pretty; but I have my eye on someone else.”

He smirked down at me, and there was no possible way I could ignore the butterflies then. “Oh,” I said as I looked away again, nervously fidgeting under his gaze. “Well, that’s cool I guess. Cool, cool, cool.”

He took a step closer. “So, you want to get a drink tonight?”

I looked back up at him. And, for the first time in weeks, I didn’t want to come up with an excuse to say no. I smiled. “Yeah, I’d like that.”

[snarkandsarcasmftw]

fanfiction asks! 5, 10 (for Into the Woods with Drew!), 17, 21, and 41!

AHHH DOE I LOVE YOU.

5. If you had to choose a favourite out of all of your multi chaptered stories, which would it be and why? 

Oh no, I literally can’t choose anything ever. Actually, yeah I can. In this case I’m gonna go with Wild Side, my Hangman x exotic dancer!OFC. If it goes the way I have planned and I don’t just stop altogether with it, I can really see that one being interesting (and a little angsty.. okay maybe a lot angsty.. anyway) 

10. In your xxx fic, why did you decide to end it like that? Did you have an alternative ending in mind?

I think with In The Woods Somewhere, it was both me not knowing exactly how much longevity the story really had and writers block. I got really busy towards the end with IRL holidays approaching and I ended it in the most satisfactory way I could at the time because I was determined to at least finish one mini series before 2020. I actually did have an alternate ending! Originally, I was toying with having Carlie go back to the city but having their bond be so powerful that Carlie couldn’t stay away. I was also going to end it with a like... vignette of ‘christmas 2020′ and have Carlie be living with Drew in the cabin and be expecting their first child. But all that got scrapped when I thought I’d be going back earlier than I actually did to visit family.

17. Post a line from a WIP that you’re working on.

Haha, omfg, y’all and spoilers. I see you. I love you. Okay, this is from the second version of a fake fic title I got recently. With Joey Janela.

(if y’all follow me for other fandom stuff and don’t know who he is, here.. have a gif. )

“ What is it about her, I mean.. Yeah, she’s hot. Blah, blah, blah.” Hazel rolled her eyes and suck popped a gum bubble, continuing to watch Penelope Ford intently. The funniest part about all this was the look on her face.

Try picturing that look you get when you give a baby sour candies and multiply that by ten. It made Marko Stunt burst into laughter from nearby, tapping her lower leg lazily because it was reclined on the wall next to his head and in his reach. When Hazel nearly slid out of the chair, she glared at him, resting on the floor on her back, propped up by her elbows as she continued to rant after telling Marko calmly, “Don’t interrupt me, I’m being a salty bitch.”

[moviegroovies]

okay so one of my points in the original incoherent longpost ramble i wrote while fending off the the post-lost boys haze that overtook me after watching it for, i believe, the fifth time, was that i thought the reason it was such a good movie was how quickly it checked the “oh, i like these characters and want to think about them now that the movie is over” box. in that post, i then proceeded to not talk about the thoughts i’ve actually been having about these characters at all, so let’s get down to work and try to fix that, shall we?

okay i was going to just write another impossible to read multiple paragraph long post, but y’know, how about i make things easier on all of us and do this in bullet points. so, in no particular order..... headcanons!

despite her later desire to get out of the gang, star wasn’t tricked or pressured into becoming a vampire like michael was. rather, she had been hanging around them for long enough that she pieced together what they were and asked to join, only coming to realize that it would mean killing other people for her own continued survival and wanting out later on.

in the 6-issue lost boys comic, it’s implied that star has cystic fibrosis, informing her decision to become a vampire. i’m definitely not taking all of that comic into my own personal canon, but i stand by that part--esp. bc it fits with vampirism being her decision, even if it was one she later regretted. 

marko is the smallest of the lost boys, but also the most dangerous, even exceeding david. have you seen that part where he’s peeling a man’s head like a fruit? that bitch is BLOODTHIRSTY.

not that he’s exactly an upstanding citizen on his own, but a good deal of the reason that david abuses exercises his control over the other boys is that he knows that they (but marko in particular) are always just about ten minutes and one show of weakness on his end away from staging a coup, and he knows that with anyone else in charge (save maybe dwayne, but dwayne isn’t interested in the leadership role) the group would become too violent and draw too much attention, getting them all killed.

okay now i feel like i’m vilifying marko which. i definitely stand by what i’ve said, but i also don’t think he’s like, pure evil or anything by any means. i like marko! 

i feel like i owe marko some nice headcanons now so like: i agree with the general consensus that marko cares for the pigeons in the vampire hotel, to the point where he feeds them and maybe talks to them. he DEFINITELY has named them all, although honestly he can’t tell them apart that well so usually when he sees one and calls it a specific name, he’s fucking with everyone else. loves to make fun of the other guys for not knowing which one is which, though.

one day he looks at a bird flying into the cave and casually announces “hey, vlad’s back,” and after hardly a glance, michael deadpans “vlad? that’s lestat.” 

marko goes into existential crisis mode for a week. this is the first time he starts to respect david’s decision to make michael one of them. 

he never figures out if michael was just fucking with him the way everyone else or if he could really tell the difference between the pigeons and it haunts him to this day.

ok wow that was a LOT of marko

back to star: she’s trans. you know that part on the boardwalk where she and michael are introducing themselves to one another for the first time, and michael goes “oh, your parents too, huh,” when she says her name is star? i always felt like she didn’t really get what he was saying, even after michael elaborated and told her he meant that her parents were ex-hippies. now i’m totally choosing to read that as her being like, a little offended that he thought someone would only be named star because they were burdened with it by uncool ex-hippie parents, because honestly when she picked it she thought she had the coolest name of all time. 

i will not take constructive criticism on that last part because it is already perfect.

on the subject of star, the general consensus i’ve seen in fic and stuff is that she had been a vampire for a few months or maybe a year before the events of the movie, but honestly i’d disagree.

personally, i feel like she’s been there for a lot longer than that--like, have you seen how she dresses? that immediately pinged “free spirit hippie girl” to me, which was kind of out of place, especially considering that everyone else dressed so 80′s. imo, star might have been turned as early as the start of the 70′s--making her the ex-hippie, and not her parents, like michael assumed. this fic here (which is SO good, by the way) explains the way that she was able to last a year with the hunger while michael was already struggling after about a week by having star steal sips from david’s bottle to tide her hunger when she could. that’s basically the way i see it, too, tbh, except over a longer time scale--rather than one year, something around 15. 

which means star is nearly as old as michael’s mother. oops.

alright, it’s weird, but i don’t actually think it’s that weird. the way i’m choosing to see vampirism in this universe is that it permanently halts the emotional maturity of the vampire at whatever age they get turned; david and the guys are nearly grown, at ages like, 18-22 or so, but not quite, and they’re never going to grow up and out of their immature mindset. the worst is for laddie, who’s permanently stunted around 8 years old. the others respond to this with a certain degree of pity, but since he doesn’t actually know what he’s missing, it mostly translates to a really rabid older brother/sister instinct. heaven help anyone who tries to pick on that kid--they’re immediately going to face 5 angry vampire dudes and one absolutely enraged vampire chick. 

(not to mention that his emotional immaturity means he’s got no real self control over the hunger he feels... if he ever snaps and becomes a full vampire, he’ll be the most dangerous of the group for a plethora of reasons)

on that note, if i were to list the lost boys by most control over their urges to least (or, y’know, least to most actively bloodthirsty), i think it’d be something like this: michael -> david -> star -> dwayne -> marko -> paul -> laddie, with the caveat that while marko is technically better at controlling himself than paul, paul has more moral reservations about the actual act of violent murder, while marko is more inclined to kill for fun. 

david being so high on that list may be a point of contention for some but tbh i feel pretty strongly about it

a majority of that call for me comes from the unmade screenplay for the lost boys: the beginning, a prequel to the film set in 1906. before reading that, i honestly had different headcanons entirely, and a lot less sympathy for david, but if you take the script as canon, i think a lot of things change about his characterization.

in the script, the four main lost boys are together (plus one other member named jasper, which is the only crossover name between the lost boys and twilight) as a petty gang before they became vampires. the start of the movie sees them pickpocketing to try and pay for a place to sleep that night, and david seems to luck out early, lifting a wallet with a $100 bill inside. 

however, when he realizes the guy has a family, including two babies, and he just took everything the guy has, he gives the wallet back, to marko’s intense dismay. 

basically, david starts out a criminal, and he definitely does care about self preservation above most other things, but he still has morals. later, when the movie’s big bad is pressuring him and the others to drink blood and live eternally, he’s the only one who refuses, spitting out the wine when he’s forced to drink it and showing the others that it’s blood. notably, even before that he’s warning his friends that they don’t have to drink it if they didn’t want to (mirroring the way that star told michael he didn’t have to drink of the bottle), protecting not just himself, but also them. he resists becoming a vampire the longest, too; david refuses to join the movie’s villain, even after the other lost boys have been turned, right up until he’s shot by some military men in a scuffle and it’s a matter of life and death. then, his self preservation wins out, but even once he’s been turned, david doesn’t lose who he used to be. 

tl; dr: i feel like david is a better person than the events of the movie alone would have you think.

in my opinion, he’s been looking out for his friends from the very beginning, and he’s never stopped doing that. yeah, even before he turned, he was a crook and kind of a burnout, but he had morals. i’m not going to deny that david enjoys being a vampire--enjoys drinking blood, the physical rush, the power over people who pushed him around--not by any means. i just think that comes from an understandable place, given that he was a streetrat who got pushed around a lot in the events of that script; he likes that he’ll never be a victim to assholes with knives who are bigger than he is again. 

plus, if you look at the people the lost boys kill over the course of the movie, they’re not exactly innocent victims. there’s the asshole cop who restrained david with a baton to his throat for pretty much just the act of putting his hand on a dude’s face, a jerkass who starts fights on boardwalks, steals comic books, and ignores his girlfriend’s protestations in the car when he’s trying to make out with her, the girlfriend, who stuck by him while all that shit was going down (and was reading one of the stolen comics, if i interpreted that scene correctly--not that this means she necessarily deserved to die, but she wasn’t innocent), and a bunch of assholes calling themselves surf nazis. david and his gang only go after people who have started the fight themselves in some way or another, and i think that david is a big part in keeping it that way--he’s the one who deescalates the tension on the carousel to keep things from an all out bloodbath, after all, and was the one keeping the gang in check since the turn of the century from doing anything too unforgivable for their own gain. that to me says he’s got a pretty good grasp of self control, and he keeps the gang to a level of violence that sustains their bloodlust without being totally gratuitous as much as possible.

re: his placement on the sliding scale of vampiric self control, you might be wondering why i put michael at the absolute top. honestly, it’s not that i think he’s a saint or anything. i just think he was the one member of the gang (jury’s out on laddie, but he’s automatically at the bottom because of his age and inability to control himself) who didn’t make a conscious choice, one way or another, to become a vampire. marko, dwayne, and paul gave into the temptation of the prequel’s big bad. david and star were given the choice between vampirism and death, and chose to live. michael, though--michael gave into peer pressure, but the worst crime he committed was drinking some wine. watching the others kill absolutely fucked him up, but he was able to resist any kind of bloodlust that might have had him joining in the slaughter on the beach that night. when pushed to the absolute wall by david in the ending of the movie (an ending you might have noticed i’m completely ignoring in favor of a full gang inc. laddie, star, and michael for my headcanons lol), his strength was tested against david’s and he won. michael isn’t perfect or superhuman, but he’s making the choices an essentially good, normal human being would make, and when everyone around him for one reason or another chose what they have, he’s got that tiny bit of a head’s up on them that makes all the difference. 

tbh tho, i think david was right when he said there was something of a killer in michael. i think on some gruesome level he’s kind of fascinated with the vampirism he’s fallen in with, which makes him more susceptible than, say, sam, or really any of the other emersons, who would rank above him on that scale, were they vampires too.

paul to me is just a fun happy dude. i was endeared to him when he clapped michael on the back after he drank and announced, totally earnestly, “you’re one of us!” i just, you know, liked his eagerness to welcome in a new friend. tbh i think he’s a bit of a ditzy airhead (or, dare i say it, a himbo), but he’s ultimately got his heart in the right place.

i really like dwayne. i like that he’s the quietest of the group (i saw a headcanon that said he didn’t speak that much because he’s got a stutter he’s embarrassed of, which i have absorbed into my canon), but i especially like that he does speak--to laddie, telling him what’s going on when he’s riding on the back of his bike. other than star, i think dwayne’s the most protective of him, and probably the most “maternal” of the guys. he’s under star in the sliding scale thing because to me he doesn’t really have qualms with killing assholes to survive, but at the same time, he’s never really tempted to take more than he needs, like marko is. 

i like the idea that dwayne’s really into music, like, ‘can name the artist, album, and song title of any song made since 1890 from the first line’ into music. immortality is a hell of a thing for music buffery. 

ok i have sooooooooo much more i want to say, i didn’t even realize i’d put together this many thoughts about this movie but Apparently I Have, holy god, but i need to cut off this post at some point sgfdshgh

one more fun marko one: totally love the hc that he paints, especially that he paints murals on the cave wall. artist boy.....

<3

[snarkwriteswrasslin]

2020 - archived

[18+ advised ] This is going to be long af. I’m going to do my best to put everything - all my writing on this blog, in one goddamn place, but I make no promises, so forgive me in advance. Below the cut is everything I’ve written and posted, for every single wrestler I’ve written for so far.  If its’ not linked, then I haven’t posted it yet or it’s a placeholder. If it’s bolded/has an m out beside it, it is most definitely mature and only meant for a mature (18+) audience. If there’s an asterisk (*) out beside the title, it belongs to or is part of something else that I have on the blog.

If you want to be on the taglist for my writing, you can find that [here]. If you want to know what I write / how often I write and stuff like that, my faq/about post is [here]

adam hangman page | take you home | spring | mature.

adam hangman page | baby fever | winter| mature.

adam hangman page | darlin | summer | mature. 

baron corbin | right now | winter | mature.

darby allin | the sound of silence | spring | mature.

drew mcintyre | somebody watching me | spring | mature.

drew mcintyre | alpha | winter | mature.

ethan carter iii | worship you | winter | mature.

jon moxley | duality| summer | mature.

jon moxley | allnighter | summer | mature.

jungle boy | touch myself | winter | mature.

jungle boy | unnamed as of yet | summer | mature.

kevin owens | morning | summer | mature.

kyle o’reilly | backseats and phone calls | spring | mature.

kyle o’reilly | the quiet game | winter | mature.

mjf | dessert first | winter | mature.

mjf | sweet | summer | mature.

mjf | morningafter | summer | mature.

roman reigns | alpha | winter | mature.

sammy guevara | dirty dancer | winter | suggestive.

sammy guevara | cheater | summer | mature.

trent beretta | blackout | summer | mature.

trent beretta | sneaky | fall | mature.

adam hangman page | whatcha gonna do by hinder | angst / comfort.

adam hangman page | push my buttons [ suggestive] | 

adam hangman page | i’m erasing myself from the narrative | i’m putting myself back into the narrative | may you always be satisfied | the story of tonight. 

adam hangman page | second one to know |  dancing around an open fire | | 

adam hangman page | dreaming of a wedding dress | | 

adam hangman page | the love boat || | 

adam hangman page | sweet cherry pie || that dress is begging to come off [ virgin oc; mature af } 

adam hangman page | | honey on my table suggestive | motion of the ocean - cruise romance au, mature | 

adam hangman page | alone among the couples | 

adam hangman page | im yours - alphaverse au | won’t you stay with me alphaverse au |  bathtub mermaid - alphaverse au/suggestive | 

adam hangman page | she’s a nutcracker | 

adam hangman page | virginia on my mind, angst | fuck you and the horse you rode in on [ an au of what ifs second chapter, holy shit mature]  | | punishment pretty please, goes with wildside/whatifs holy shit mature | pour some sugar on me, mature | | 

baron corbin | everything you can do i can do better | 

baron corbin | follow me | prince not so charming | 

baron corbin | love on the rocks | 

curtis axel | | | boop [  mature ] | be kind rewind [ roommates au, mature ]| 

curtis axel | discount chocolate day | | 

drew gulak thoughts of yesterdays | august rush | lost in your eyes [ suggestive.]

drew gulak | he loves me, he loves you not [ miiild suggestive, alphaverse] | | leave her wild [ suggestive alphaverse..kinda] | 

drew gulak |once upon a dream [ soulmate au] |  starcrossed lovers and other strangers [ suggestive ] |

drew gulak | valentines day episode | 

drew mcintyre | marionette | | just between me and you | 

drew mcintyre | burnt homemade chocolates [ conclusion to my alphaverse short fic, suggestive and fluffy ] | 

edge x ofc x christian | seeds of unrest | 

elias samson | couples costume contest | 

elias samson | waiting on your friends to leave 

ethan carter III | winners remorse | rewrite history [ a retelling of w.r] | |

finn balor | after an endless dream | 

jay white | graveyard smash | punch drunk princess [ vampire au; mature] | it should’ve been you [human version of vampire au]

jeff hardy  | it all started with glow paint [ suggestive; bordering mature ] | 

jeff hardy | do i look lonely |  my lips are up here [suggestive]

jon moxley | hurt me so good | if I loved you less I could talk about it more | can’t find a better man [mature].

jon moxley | bloody valentine | 

jon moxley | your days are numbered | spared but not forgiven | nature adores a virgin [mature]

jon moxley | all the guys want cheerleaders | ps i lo- | no more almosts | warm desert wind | | dark as night [ roommates au / suggestive ] | 

jon moxley | siren song [ soulmate/pirate and siren au | 

jungle boy | sweet boy | 

kyle o’reilly | can I see through you | | death of a bachelor | 

mjf | did you just grab yourself on tv | 

mjf | candy hearts taste like chalk | 

pete dunne | you jump i jump jack | | you can’t win | I’m melting

pete dunne |bitter bite alphaverse au |  aftershocks suggestive |

roderick strong |  trying not to smile | 

roderick strong | kisses like cruelty [suggestive,borderline mature] | | | 

roderick strong | walking the line | put ‘em up | 

roman reigns | patchwork heart | 

roman reigns | slow roasted | 

roman reigns | anorgasmia | 

sami zayn | farmers market | moonbeams on pumpkins

sami zayn | heart and soul |

sami zayn | reflecting light | 

zack ryder | rough rider 

12 Days Of Christmas Masterlist 2020

My entries for the 12 Days of Christmas on both my writing blogs can be found on this post right here.  [ merry christmas clicky ]

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas

New Years

Valentines Day

Other Holidays / Special Occasions

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS I HAVE / USE TO WRITE

original character, Adeline x | 

original character, Kasey x | 

original character, Violet x | 

WRESTLERS ONLY DOWN BELOW

adam hangman page x [m] | x - soft hangman | x -hangman does halloween | x hangman on your first date [ fluffy,suggestive]|  x [soft] | adopting a dog | enemies to lovers | roommates to lovers | softly mature | more halloween hangman | 

buddy murphy x [ mature, sex life] | 

cash wheeler x [ suggestive ] | 

chuck taylor x [soft]| x more soft | 

damien priest x [ mature ] | 

darby allin x[soft] | x [mature] | 

drew gulak x | 

drew mcintyre x [ mature ] | 

eddie kingston x | x | x mature | enemies to lovers | 

elite x celebrating Halloween with the Elite | 

ethan carter iii x [m] | 

finn balor x [ m] | x [m] | 

heath slater x | 

jeff hardy x[m] | sick female!SO [pms mentioned briefly] | 

jon moxley x [m] | x [m] | 

jungle boy x[food/cooking] | x [ actual! jungle boy in love ] | fall softness | 

kenny omega x [ suggestive ] | x | x [halloween] | 

kevin owens x [m] | 

kyle o’reilly x [ mature - werewolf!kyle ] | 

luchasaurus x[mature+soft] | 

marko stunt  x soft and mature | x mature | x soft | x daddy kink of sorts |

matt jackson x [m] | x more m | enemiest to lovers -suggestive | 

nick jackson x [suggestive] | losing a basketball game to you | x mature/soft mix | 

orange cassidy x [lowkey m] | 

Pac x [suggestive fluff] | 

pentagon jr x mature | 

pete dunne x [ mature ] | 

prince devitt x mature | 

ecw era raven x [soft ] | x [m] | x[halloween] | 

roderick strong x [ adopting a kid with ] | 

roman reigns x!HeelRoman, slight nsfw | 

sami callihan x [ music preferences ] | 

trent beretta x [lowkey m] | x [ soft ] | x [ more soft ] | 

tyler breeze x [ enemies to lovers, polyamory hinted at | 

undertaker x [ gender neutral baker / biker taker SO] | 

wardlow x [ m ] | x [m] | x [ soft] | x[ halloween] | x mature | x Christmas with Wardlow | 

AEW;

- adam hangman page [ f s v ] | o i d | c m x | k l | 

- cash wheeler [ i l s ] | [ m o r ] | c s u | 

- chuck taylor [ j m w ] | [ a d l ] | [ c  v ] | i k w | n u x | 

- darby allin [  k o t ] 

- jack evans [ b t h ] | 

- jon moxley [ a k r ] | 

- jungle boy [ d m o ] | 

- matt jackson [ k q w ] |  [ b d e ] | f i o | u y | c j v | 

- mjf [ s k v ] | b m u | 

- nick jackson [ a b g ] | [ m o ] | c i o | 

- orange cassidy [ f h x ] | [ o ] | [ i p v ] | [ k w ]

- pac [ d m x ] | [ i p u ] | [ f o s ] | 

- santana [ a o q ] | 

- trent beretta [ j m u ] | 

- wardlow [ d j w ] | [ k u ] | [ b m r ] | [ a o v ] | c i p | 

WWE NXT;

- chad gable [ b o u ] | 

- damien priest [ d i v ] | 

- drew mcintyre [ b e d ] | i p w | 

- jinder mahal [ g i w ] | 

- roman reigns [ c u m ] | 

- timothy thatcher [ c j y ] | f k | d | 

- tyler breeze [ l x y ] | d j u | 

TNA;

- heath miller [ b e d ] | 

NJPW;

- jay white [ d f k ] | k u m | b j w | 

AEW;

WWE / NXT;

AEW;

WWE / NXT; 

[dykecassidy]

12, 14, 15!

12. Share your wishes for your fellow fans in the new year.

i wish yall would make content for my ships instead of just me.  i want more art to look at and fic to read. how hard is it for yall to go wild for jb/luchasaurus, honestly. 

14. What do you want to do more of next year?

i wanna write more again. i really fell off it this year, its been really hard to keep to longer projects, to start anything, to turn concepts and thoughts into fics, and i miss that outlet. 

15. What are you looking forward to coming out in 2021?

marko stunt 

effy’s big gay brunch 2: electric boogaloo