#my favorite sopping wet cat of a man

[allseeingmoth]

statement begins.

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Angy because he whacked his left eye on a rung coming up and his head is cold

[corrupted-creatures]

Relearning how to draw this guy since it's been a hot minute

[bugmangaka]

Journal doodles from a while back! I love these goobers so much :>

featuring some doodles about some of my very favorite episodes (Super Best Friends, You're Getting Old, and Ass Burgers) as well as Tweek hanging out with Craig to cheer him up when he's home sick.

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[dolokhoded]

mel c magdalene made me realize what was missing from my magdalene design and it's that she's not fucking jacked. it's crucial to her character

[shenlanxoxo]

SHE WITH DA BIRDIE EUEUEUEUUE

Day 15 of Octobeni!

Today's Kobeni has her with my bird, Ichigo, who is comforting her

[dreamsy990]

textposts (and also things my friends said) as epic nonsense except i got too real with at lest one of them i hope you enjoy the suffering of my favorite sopping wet cat of a man

[paperfen]

IF THERE ARE NO MORE FNAF CROSSOVER AUS THEN I AM DEAD. I AM THE KING OF CROSSOVERS

ALSO THIS JUST FITS SO WELL??? THEY ARE LITERALLY A CIRCUS AND ARE COMPARED TO TOYS. BRO. Also I gotta give my fav the sister location treatment <3 my favorite fnaf game and gimmick for my favorite sopping wet dog cat man. Torbek would be basically just a glorified robot janitor. He is sad and pitiful in an effort to teach kids to be nice to him and by extension janitors (it doesnt work). The canisters on his back and tubes down his arms were originally for a cleaning solution. But clearly, someone has tampered with him.... I wonder who? When one side is awake, the other is asleep. He is cracked in half down the middle. his favorite toy was split in two...

[mind-lost-in-the-stars]

I’m not proud of it, but one of my main reasons for shipping michie is because they’re both my favorite archetype of male characters in media:

pathetic sopping wet cat of a man who is a twink and gay and is clearly on the spectrum —> Richie Lipschitz

absolute terrible man who is also kind of a himbo and kind of a baby girl but is really just a bitch —> Max Jägerman

and then they also got to sing the best song in the musical together and they both sound FUCKING PHENOMENAL

besides the superficial reasons, I really think Max and Richie would be great together if Max got his redemption arc <3

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

New strategy for dealing with people who try to assign character arcs to Izzy that he doesn't have in the show: pretend I don't know who the fuck they're talking about.

"Izzy's suicidal arc-" Oh you mean Ed? Yeah that was rough, I'm glad he came through okay!

"Izzy protecting the crew-" Oh you mean how Jim and Archie and Frenchie and Fang all looked out for each other and helped each other when things got rough? Yeah I loved that too!

"Izzy's queer storyline-" Oh you mean Stede's whole deal in s1? I loved how nice it was to see a soft gay man who isn't masc get such a sympathetic story.

I really do genuinely like Izzy, he's just best when you talk about his actual character traits and actual arc instead of trying to force things that didn't happen into his personality. Upon rewatches, his absolute sopping wet cat behavior in s2e4 and how he breaks down crying and says a very genuine, almost affectionate "fuckin' cocksuckers" about the crew when they deliver him his new leg and, in doing so, reassure him that he doesn't need to be "useful" as he defined it in order to have value as a person is one of my favorite parts of the season. I wish we could talk about that guy more.

[ad-hawkeye]

a big list of my favorite little alkaid moments

[modern] being found absolutely conked out in the snow on the mountain. that's one way to have a meet cute i guess.

[modern] alkaid's "morning call service" where he calls mc each morning pretending to be a hotel help desk staff member reminding her to wake up... only to keep it short sometimes because he can't bring himself to wake her up

[modern] whatever sort of Beep inside joke they have going on where they pretend to make a reservation or selection for each other

[modern] alkaid requesting to do the ET finger touch thing when talking about aliens with mc

[modern] mc claiming that she's the dangerous one of the two when it comes to her and alkaid.

[modern] beanie and sparkles having cat play dates. alkaid also using "sparkles would like to see beanie" as an excuse to see mc.

[modern] the only time this alkaid had a murderous look in his eyes was when someone tried to hurt sparkles.

[modern] "hey don't feel down! as long as you try your best, you can definitely become a horrible person!" "......! well if you really think so, then i'll give it a try."

[modern] alkaid being a natural flirt to the point where he doesn't even realize he's doing it sometimes, but being unable to take what he dishes by getting blushy or bashful when mc flirts with him instead.

[modern, halloween] alkaid absolutely struggling to put on the angel wings for his costume and needing mc to help him get the second wing on.

[modern, halloween] mc lamenting that she can't resist eating some of the candy she makes and alkaid being like. oh no. no, that's not falling to temptation, that's just taste testing. and it is Totally your duty.

[modern, halloween] alkaid apologizing for being too forward even though all he did was say he liked mc's bouquet for him the most. someone lock this man up, we are NOT safe with him on the streets.

[modern, princess day] alkaid being "deathly terrified of screwing up" bartending for princess day for mc so he practices.. for hours…. and hours…

[modern, love day] if mc chooses to look at the scenic photos alkaid took at the carnival, alkaid will jokingly claim the ones of him and her are now his and yoink them away from her

[modern, love day] alkaid saying mc can act like a cat when she visits his place, only for her to meow at him and step on his foot

[godheim] alkaid asking for a hug before he overexerts his magic and then goofily proclaiming that he's "so scandalous!" before giving mc another side hug.

[godheim] mc and alkaid's banter where alkaid initially says "good girl" to her for keeping her eyes closed during his magical overexertion, only for mc to say "you're being such a good boy" to his frozen body in the carriage, where his eyelids just barely twitch in vague annoyance.

[godheim] speaking of being frozen. he heard and saw everything mc did while he was in that state. so that was definitely him responding to her. he also remembered her kissing him. he refuses to answer mc when she asks if he was conscious.

[godheim] zack calling alkaid out on wearing his old mage outfit simply bc mc likes it. alkaid just smiles and is like hey. quiet. you might wake her up and she'll hear. that's not how you treat the guy who saved your life 🥺🥺

[godheim] alkaid's support for ayn and mc during ayn's route and helping the two of them escape.

[godheim] during the hunting event, alkaid has to be forced into participating by lars' orders. even then he still doesn't participate and proceeds to buy all of the meat at the market place with the money he and mc made off of his magic tricks. he claims this is definitely not cheating. mc agrees.

[eden] there's not a ton for eden since that world's alkaid is the equivalent of a sopping wet pitiful cat, but there's something endearing about alkaid learning all of his social graces and dating etiquette from old books. the prefect had to sit and watch all of this like some sort of long suffering older brother forced to play dolls or whatever

[eden] alkaid panicking and running off when mc asked him to find the missing boy who called for help.

[eden] out of all of the things he could have chosen to wear, alkaid picks out this like. coquette?? pretty boy tuxedo? WITH a cunty little earring? good for him... good for him!

[eden] he also makes a bunch of little model dioramas with houses, gardens and people in them. if he ever went to the modern world he would LOVE michael's.

[eden] in his epilogue, alkaid remade his little lantern with him and mc in it because she was the only one who could stir any kind of feeling in him after losing his emotions. he gets very embarrassed if she finds this out.

[scarletmeer]

The reason Vergil is my favorite DMC character is because he’s a pathetic sopping wet cat of a man. He’s that bitch and men and women alike wish they had his swag. He’s a mass murderer. He is the storm that is approaching. His ptsd has ptsd. He has canonically fucked. He’s terminally maidenless. He ripped his own son’s arm off and left him to bleed out on the garage floor and may have to have a relationship with Nero in spite of that. The Yamato is cool as fuck. He probably spent a few years in a jar in Agnus’s basement. He dresses like an old man. He’s responsible twin-coded but has fucked up more and worse than Dante ever will. He’s babygirl.

Nero is a close second because he <3

[l3mon-boy]

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AHHH my favorite main characters: sopping wet cat of a man, possible dimension traveler, and the hottest funniest trans woman you've ever met

next up are Gwen, INK5OUL and Needles >:p

[masterbuilderintern]

Hi yes I really love your art style! Lukas especially - he’s my favorite, and I think about the catboy elements you put in his design daily. The ‘is this man fr’ comic with the toe beans lives in my mind rent free, I will not lie. Your Axel design also itches my brain in the best ways, and your other designs in general just give me life as well, I swears it skfnkdnf

But anywho! Here’s some art ideas for ya!

- Lukas and Axel with little friendship bracelets! (I’d like to imagine they got/made some after the witherstorm ordeal to show ‘hey, we don’t hate each other now’ 👉👈)

- Harper and Ivor,, the old people,, I don’t have any specific ideas, but just a lil something domestic/lovey-dovey with em!

- White Pumpkin/Cassie but make it phantom of the opera, with the half mask, and a fancy suit + cape

- Radar after getting caught out in the rain or something, probably from his way to work with Jesse. Just because the man reminds me of those pictures of sopping wet cats where they’re either in the bath or just had one. Just a lil pathetic wet cat of a man (affectionate)

Feel free to do these or not, I just had an idea train and it kept going before I even knew how to stop it sjcnid

Hiiii sorry this was really late I'm turning the friendship bracelet one into a comic and I'll be tagging you in that when I'm done take some sick twisted evil yuri while you wait ♥

[shakingparadigm]

hiii i love your blog!!! i just wanted to ask how you started liking till? :D

bc i recall one of your posts said you werent interested in round 2 at the start, so i wonder what changed over time

HAHA okay I will admit I was not personally interested in Till at first. He had an impact, obviously (by god, is that an actual dude in a VIVINOS series or did I hit my head on the pavement?) but I wasn't particularly drawn in yet.

I really can't pinpoint when I started liking Till, if I'm being honest. I think it's very much an instance of him creeping up on me and then the realization of "oh damn. I'm really starting to like this guy!" which was embarrassing by the way!! Because this is the most pathetic unphotogenic man to walk the alien planets and when I introduced ALNST to my friends they were expecting me to favor Sua (which I did! She was my original favorite and is still up there). When I told them my favorite was Till, the general consensus was kind of an "eeehhh..." LMAO 😭

I think the best way I can simplify my fondness for him is like. His pathetic looks and sopping wet cat behavior has utterly captivated me. My friends tease that my favorite types of character are the most utterly pathetic ones and you know what. Yeah. Guilty.

But I enjoy his character because of just how much he is, you know? He's very much. There's much muchness to his much. He holds so much personality within him and is such an intriguing character to watch, all the ups and downs and everything. I think the instance where I really began to adore him to this extent was the flower comic, where he encouraged a wilting flower to cheer up. It was an unexpectedly sweet gesture and I began to become very fond of him because of it....

I myself am a pretty mellow person, a nothing burger of a person, if you will, and absolutely not even one iota close to Till's level of eccentricity. It's probably why I'm so fond of him, his character is so exuberant and full of passion that I've grown to admire it. Call me Ivan the way I'm attached to and fascinated by people who have qualities I lack.

Thanks for this ask, anon! HAHAHA I love Till he's the worst most stupid fucking boy on the planet and I need him spun around in a washing machine and flung at the sun.

[da1e3e]

˚✿˖°𝑲𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝑳𝒂𝒅𝒚⋆˚✿˖°

| ⋆ Sypnosis: You were chiling in your humble home, when it comes time for your cat to take her daily stroll through the neighborhood. Not long after, It started raining. After an hour- almost two, you hear your cat mewing at the door. You open the door to not just find your wet kitten, but a wet gentleman as well.

| ⋆ Inspired by the Enha Kitten Video here ⤑ ✧˖°ʚ 🐈 ɞ✧

| ⋆ Pairing: Non!Idol Jungwon x Fem!Reader

| ⋆ Genre - Fluff!

── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

⋆ Just coming from a relaxing morning shower, you dress in comfy house clothes, putting on your favorite scented lotion. rubbing your work tension away with it, you finish up and head to the living room. Your candles were also lit, a vanilla and coconut essence roaming through your place, lighting up it’s homey aura. You sat on your comfy sofa enjoying the scents, begining to read a book. Finally, You were on vacation leave, so there was no work for you for the next week. No kids, no guy to stress you out- Life was going amazing for you.

Just as you began another chapter, you feel a small body cuddling your feet. Feeling soft, mellow, fur You look down to see Willow, your fur baby mewing, letting you know it was time to let her out. Usually around a certain time in the day, you let her out to explore. You didn’t want to deprive her by making her stay in the house all day, and besides- she only wondered around the neighborhood. You smile, placing soft strokes on her, picking her up and carrying her to the door. You set her down, opening your screen door for her. “Just Don’t be too long okay, Willow?- I heard that it’s going to be raining today.” You speak, hoping your fur baby would understand. She then gave a purr of assurance, rubbing her soft ears on your ankles. With one last circle around you, she was gone, sprinting around the corner. You close your screen door, locking it and going back to finally begin that chapter.

After a bit, you notice it started to rain like the news predicted. And it wasn’t just raining, it was pouring down. You didn’t seem to mind it at first, but then it started thundering causing you to lose your focus on the book every now and then. Eventually, you decided to crack the door close a bit, also taking a break from reading. You sigh, checking your phone to see what time it was. It was currently 4pm, being an hour since Willow left. You walked to the door once again, hoping Willow would be right there when you got there, but to your suprise, she wasn’t. Before you began to worry, you also reminded yourself that this wasn’t the first time she was late. You just had to give her another hour and a half. That cat would survive in a tornado if she got sucked in, she’s a strong girl, you dismissed. You decided to clean, since you had the relaxing sound of rain to keep you motivated.

After cleaning, it was time for you to begin preperations for dinner. You turn some music on to get you into the zone, sliding through the billions of songs you had. You slide your head phones, sinking in the jams you knew and loved. You cut up some cabbage, placing it in a pot along with some enoki mushrooms. You then begin to cut up some meat, when you start to slowly hear quiet mews. “What the hell…” You slide your headphones off, wondering if you were crazy or you actually heard mews. The mews then got louder, as well as a the sound of a person whispering. You slide the lid of the pot back over it, putting your headpones on the counter. Slowly creeping towards the door, you feel your heart start to race. You didn’t know what to put of the sounds you just heard. “Willow?” you call, slowly opening the door. You open the door to see Willow… purring the arms of… a man. “Hello! I’m sorry to show up like this but…I believe this is your cat. She was uh… chilling with me and my friends and refused to leave so I figured I’d just bring her back.” He gives a nervous smile, holding your sopping Willow out to be collected. You look up at the sky, then at the two, seeing water falling off of them as if they were like rocks underneath a waterfall. Not even worried about him being a total stranger, your motherly instincts kick in. It was raining- no pouring down and he was kind enough to bring Willow back. “Come in quickly!” you demand, opening the door for both of them. At first the male hesitated, but he figured it would be harmless. Plus he walked, so if left he was just gonna get even wetter.

“I���ll get some clothes out for you to get changed, just give me one second-” You stress, rushing to your room to find the male some clothes. You knew if he didn’t get out of those clothes, he was going to get sick. “Oh please- you don’t have to—” He starts, but then You cut him off, shouting from the hallway. “Just shush okay! I don’t want you getting sick- you at least need to stay until the rain stops.” The male then shuts his lips, accepting his fate. You dig through your closet, finding the perfect plain white t-shirt, along with some oversized pajama pants that were gifted to you, but were too big. You then make your way back into the living room, handing him the clothes. “Here, you can use these—” You begin, but get interupted by his sudden movements. He grabs your hand, holding it for a brief moment, his eyes fixated on you. “Thank you.” He chimes, looking at you with puppy eyes. For a moment, you get mesmerized, not realizing how charming he was until now. You had been more worried about getting him in the house, then actually paying attention to him. “Y-your welcome, I mean it’s the least I can do for you b-bringing Willow back. But Uh- the bathroom is down the hall on your right!” You almost squeak from being flustered. He then smiles, making his way to the shower.

You go back to making dinner, unfortunetely being unable to get his puppy face out your head. You slap your cheeks, sighing hoping it would help you calm down. “Let it go y/n!” you mumble to yourself, knowing damn well you simply just couldn’t. He was good looking AND adorable. Double kill. You look to a Willow that was now dry- sitting on the counter. “This is all your fault! I told you not to stay out too late!” You point at her, playfully scolding her. She then rubs her face on your finger, giving you sweet mews. You melt into her sweet touch. “mew~” She responded, not a single care about your situation. You sigh, giving her light pets on her chin.

Once everything was done for dinner, you put everything on low that way it would stay warm. As you were feeding Willow, you finally hear the bathroom door open. Looking up, you were met with a tall, semi- muscular male. His hair was dripping onto the tee as he was trying to dry it with the towel, as well as the tee leaving a bit of his abdomen showing from the his arm was flexed up. Was it you, or was he REALLY good looking…You didn’t notice how much you were staring, until he was directly in front you. “I’ll put my wet clothes outside so they don’t mess your floors up, is that okay?” He spoke with a honeyed tone, finally snapping you out of your gaze. “y-yeah! that’s perfectly fine.” You jump up, averting your eyes from him. What were you? like 14- staring at him like a horny teenager. You scolded yourself in your head, hoping he didn’t notice. “When you come back, I have a fresh bowl of home made noodles for you.” You announce, making your way into the kitchen. You begin making his noodles, giving him the best pieces of everything. You even gave him one of your finest bowls. One thing about you was, you were very considerate and charasmatic. You would give somone the clothes off of your back if you had to. You then place the bowl on your island, placing the chopsticks in nicely.

The male then comes back, sitting at the island, looking down into the bowl. He fell into silence, until he finally look up. “I just realized I didn’t properly introduce myself— I’m Yang Jungwon, I live a couple houses down.” he chimed, bowing his head. “That’s right- I apology, nice to meet you Mr. Yang, I’m y/n.” You coo, bowing back with courtesy. You then begin fixing yourself your bowl of noodles, somehow feeling a pair of eyes burning through your back. Sending chills through your body, you turn around to shake the feeling, seeing a flustered Jungwon looking away as soon as your gaze lands on him. You grin, “your not slick, I seen you.” “what?” The male acts confused, slurping up a handful of noodles. You chuckle at first, but then your mom mode activates once again. “Slow down— I don’t need you choking.” You scold, your face now becoming serious. Grabbing your bowl of noodles, you place them on the island, across from the male, begining to eat. You were starving, you and Willow usually ate together, so you’ve been busy waiting for her. Silence then falls upon you both, leaving you with nothing but the sound of pure rain, and slight thunder. “You know, as long as i’ve lived here, in this neighborhood- I have never seen anyone come or go into this house.” The male admited, breaking the silence. “Yeah, probably cause I’m always at work…” You sigh, knowing that was definitely the reason. That left you to think,You never got any days off foreal. You were hard working, and very independent. But i mean you had a house to pay for, as well as a cat to care for. So really, you were doing just as the rest of society was enslaved to do. Realizing this, your smile fades slighty. Jungwon notices, starting to feel a bit bad himself. While he did work too- he still made having time for friends and family a priority. “Ahh, it’s understandable. you rather be hard working kitten lady than to be a hardly working kitten lady.” You look at a humurous winking Jungwon. You chuckle, regaining your soft smile. You could tell he tried to make you feel better. For someone you just met, you couldn’t help but feel so happy to just have him there.

After you both ate, talking the rest of the day away- the rain finally stopped. Something you almost wished would never happen. It was nearly pm, as you both didn’t realize how much time went by. You were both laughing and talking as if you guys had been friends forever. For once in a long time, you actually enjoyed yourself. And you hated to admit, but you began to admire how much of a smooth talker he was. “You should definitely come hear us sometime, yeah?” He insisted, looking at you with his famous puppy eyes. “I definitely will.” You agree, with a promising tone. You both then lock eyes for a brief moment, making your heart begin to race. You quickly look away, feeling your blood rush to your cheeks. You shyly clear your throat, letting a nervous chuckle leave your lips. A smile appears on the males face, him finally getting up. “Well, It’s time for me to be on my way. I really appreciate you taking me in, despite not knowing me.” The male coos, sounding a bit sad to be leaving. He began flatening his once ruffled up shirt, waiting for you to also get up. “Of course, I really appreciate you bringing Willow home.” You replied, also a bit sad that it was time for him to go. You and Willow both walk him to the door, your eyes never leaving his form. “Be safe okay— Oh and wait!” You ran back into the kitchen, grabbing a pen. You grab his hand, begining to write your number on it. “Call me if you ever need anything- and don’t be afraid to stop by okay.” You chime, smiling. You could tell he was surpirsed by your offer, but deep down inside, it was exactly what he wanted. He then he smiled, nodding. He then walked through the door, picking up his moist clothes, begining to amble down your pathway. Your eyes never left him, until he made a quick pause by your mailbox, turning around. “I’ll see you soon, Kitten Lady.” He whispers, giving his final smile and wave.