#my fabulous trash babies

[rookinthecrownest]

POV ur boyfriend is a diva and also annoying and also Illario

Ok this was inspired by a comment from @casino-lights who suggested Illario and Pompeiia do their skincare routines together and I’ve been THINKING about it and they would absolutely do that lmfao

and YEAH i gave Illario a fluffy headband so what (also i promised @juneiper-art i would so)

[chiriwritesstuffnotifs]

The New Girl in Tinseltown - Chapter 1 - Ukiyo

A Dieter Bravo x Actress! Reader PR Marriage AU

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Chapter Rating: E (18+, MDNI)

Chapter Summary: Tired of being pigeonholed into your good girl persona, you take a chance on a night out with Dieter Bravo, America's favorite Bad Boy. A drunken night leads to the two of you in Las Vegas...

Chapter Warnings and Tags: (Not So) meet cute, PR Relationships, what happens in Vegas ends up in the headlines, Dieter just does not give a FUCK, Smut, SO MUCH SMUT, a look at the inner workings of Tinseltown and the sleaziness it comes with, Somnophilia, Slightly Dub-Con (but she's into it), cunnilingus, SLOW BURN WE DONT KNOW IT, this is unhinged, no use of y/n, No beta we die like men!

Word Count: 3.1 K

A/N: After the insistence of some of my readers wanting me to write a Dieter story, I finally bit the bullet! I will be honest - it's tough for me to watch 'The Bubble' in its entirety. Hence, I heavily relied on TikTok and its fabulous edits of Dieter to develop his characterization. This was really fun for me to write, and I hope you all enjoy the ride our favorite trash panda is about to take us on! Gird your loins and your panties, babies!

Ukiyo - living in the moment, detached from the things in life that bother us.

You feel like you're trapped in a surreal, fucked-up dream.

Memories from the night before flooding your mind as you gradually pull yourself back into consciousness. 

"It's nothing personal, Dollface, it's just business," the sleazy hot-shot producer whispers in your ear. His hands graze your lower back, and you force a smile amidst the swarm of paparazzi. "I'm not a miracle worker, baby. They want an Angelina, not a Jennifer. Casting America's sweetheart in an R-rated movie? It's a tough sell."

"I'm not exactly jailbait," you retort, turning toward the paparazzo bellowing your name, a practiced smile on your face. "I believe I'm ready to explore different roles-"

"Well, that 'no-nudity' clause is really messing you up, baby. Times are changing, and they want bold, daring, sexy actresses," he remarks, his tone oozing condescension. 

The producer's creepy breath tickles your ear, and his hands venture lower down your back. "I can help you with that," he whispers, and the suggestion feels like a toxic cloud hanging in the air, making your skin crawl.

You toss and turn in bed, gripping the silky sheets beneath you. The memory of his touch haunts your thoughts, leaving you uncomfortable and anxious. 

"Dieter Bravo," your publicist cautions with a smile, guiding you down the carpet, "is someone you want to avoid tonight, Doll. Save yourself the hassle, seriously."

You furrow your brow, glancing down the red carpet to where Dieter stands. His unruly curls frame his face as he grins widely for the photographers. It's as if he senses your gaze; suddenly, his eyes lock onto yours, eyebrows raised in surprise. A smirk plays on his lips, and he blows a kiss in your direction.

"He's nothing but trouble, I'm surprised they let him on the carpet after what happened last year," your publicist states matter-of-factly.

"Care to remind me?" you breathe, smiling at the cameras. "He seems like a riot."

Your publicist shoots you a look. "Well, I don't consider getting arrested for public intoxication, disorderly conduct, and lewd behavior as something amusing-"

"I don't know, seems like he would be a fun time," you muse, playfully pushing your breasts in Dieter's direction. "Maybe that's what my career needs – someone like Dieter Bravo corrupting America's Sweetheart." Dieter leers at the gesture, waggling his tongue and adjusting himself as he walks backward into the venue, a mischievous grin on his face. "... besides, he hasn't been shy about wanting to 'put his face in between my tits', maybe I should just let him have at it."

"Are you seriously considering tanking your career before it's even taken off?" your publicist groans, steering you into the venue and handing you a flute of champagne. "People like him are like a virus; he'll infect everything about you." He lets out a sigh. "I understand you want to break out of the girl-next-door mold, but getting involved with Dieter Bravo is not the answer."

You take a sip of your champagne as you continue to eye fuck Dieter from across the room. "I don't know, maybe it is."

You're suddenly gasping in pleasure as you're finally jolted awake, the feeling of someone's hot breath against your skin as you arch your back at the sudden intrusion. "Fuck-" you sigh, looking down at the mass of unruly curly hair in between your legs. Dieter licks and parts your folds as you lock eyes with his, a shit-eating grin on his face. You swear you hear an insistent ringing in your head.

"Dieter?" you moan, realizing that what you're hearing is your ringtone from across the hotel room that you don't remember being in. "What-"

"Shh, baby. Let your husband eat you for breakfast," he mumbles against your pussy, his teeth scraping at your clit. He grabs onto your breast, squeezing and pinching your nipple as he sticks his other finger into you, eating you out so thoroughly like a starved man. Your cellphone rings again and you're too overwhelmed to care, your head pounding from whatever you drank the night before.  

"Husband?" you ask confusedly as you feel yourself about to come. 

"That's right, Doll, fuck I feel you squeezing the shit out of my fingers, are you gonna come for your husband?" he pleads, and you realize that you're both stark naked and that you somehow ended up from LA to Las Vegas, getting eaten out by America's Bad Boy in a suite at the Cosmopolitan.  How in the fuck did we end up here? you ask yourself in a panic.  Why the fuck is Dieter Bravo calling himself my husband?!

You're on your fifth glass of whatever champagne the venue is serving when you suddenly feel someone's hot breath against your ear. "I can't help but notice that you've been eye fucking me the entire night," Dieter groans, taking a seat next to you. "I guess my little ploy of trying to get your attention with that Wired interview worked out in my favor-"

"You know, there are more normal ways to get a girl's attention-"

"Ah, but you're America's Sweetheart, and your pitbull of a publicist won't let me near you, I had to let my-" he gazes at your cleavage, "intentions very clearly known."

"Well, I don't know if it's clearly known," you whisper. "I think you're just going to have to spell it out for me."

He smiles, leaning back in the seat as he spreads his legs, caging you in. "Do you want to have sex with me, Dollface?"

Your phone ringing a third time snaps you out of your reverie as you simultaneously chase your impending orgasm that your husband? is working so damn hard trying to get you there. "Fuck Dieter, I need-"

"What do you need, baby?" he pants, the sound of your slick as he licks at your folds aggressively, the loud squelching echoing throughout the room. "My wife has such a pretty little pussy, my fucking GOD," he praises, "Fuck, if this is heaven, I'm begging to see what hell has in store for me-"

It's obscene.

"Do you need my cock? Didn't get enough of it yesterday, huh?"

"My phone-"

"Fuck your phone," he dismisses as he starts to pump another finger into you, "Do you want your hubby's cock or not, baby?"

"Ye-"

Your legs are suddenly pulled to the edge of the bed, Dieter entering you in one fluid stroke. "Good enough answer for me." He pulls himself back, grabbing one of your legs and wrapping it around his waist as he thrusts aggressively back into you, his balls slapping your asscheeks as he begins to pound into you with a brutal pace. "Fuck, only took me being inside of you the whole night for you to take me in so fucking well-"

You chuckle as he accelerates out of the venue's parking garage in his PA's Mustang convertible, cackling like a madman as he maneuvers through the dwindling streets of LA. "Are you hungry, Dollface?" he yells, almost running a red light, his eyes fixed on the glowing In and Out sign in the distance.

"I shouldn't, I have that screen test next week-"

"Fuck the screen test!" he shouts. "The night is young, and you are gorgeous. Let Dieter take care of you, baby... while I still have you in my grasp. I ain't gonna waste a moment I have you in my orbit!"

He pulls into the In and Out parking lot, cutting the engine, and pulls you into his lap, his face immediately diving into the valley between your breasts. "You can suffocate me with these tits and I would die a happy man," he mumbles against your skin, his growl reverberating throughout your entire body like wildfire. "What do you say, Doll? Would you do me the honors?"

"Fuck Dieter," you moan, tipping your head back in pleasure as his tongue teases the edge of your dress covering your breasts. "Grab my tits," you beg, grabbing his hands for good measure.  

"Dieter! My Man!" someone shouts in the distance. "What the fuck are you doing here?!"

"What does it look like I'm doing?" he yells back, "I'm about to fuck this beautiful woman in an In and Out parking lot, what are you doing here?"

"Fuck, can I take a pic, man?" the fan shouts as he approaches the convertible.  

Dieter is railing you into oblivion when there's suddenly a heavy knock on the door. Your phone is ringing off the hook, and you can't help but desperately whine as Dieter wraps his arms around your neck, pulling you into a kiss.  "Fuck, can't I fuck my wife in peace?!" he growls at the door, his pace quickening as he urges you to come on his cock. "I ain't answering the fucking door until you milk me dry, baby girl, you gonna come for me?"

"Fuck Dieter, don't fucking stop, please-" 

The knocking on the door echoes throughout the room as Dieter suddenly arches his back, squeezing your thighs harshly as he explodes deep into your pussy, his fingers finding your clit as he desperately rubs circles, begging you to come. He slaps it for good measure, the sharp sudden pain making you arch off the bed as you grab ahold of him, screaming into his neck as you're suddenly blinded by a feeling of absolute fucking bliss that no one has ever been able to pull from your wrecked, shaking body.

"That's the fucking spirit, Doll, give me every-"

"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" you suddenly hear. "I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING IN THERE!" 

Dieter pulls himself out in a huff, not bothering to cover himself as he storms over to the hotel room door, opening it harshly for good measure. "What do you FUCKING WANT-" he growls to the intruder, only to be met with the widening eyes of your publicist, his PA, and the Hotel Manager. Your publisher harshly pushes himself through the threshold, pushing Dieter to the wall as he makes his way to the bedroom, and you hurriedly cover yourself as he bursts through the door.

A phone is thrust into your face, the image of you and Dieter in front of the Graceland Wedding Chapel in the background as you hold your hand up for the camera, Dieter kissing your cheek as the diamond ring on your finger winks back at you. You lift your hand to your face, your eyes widening at the ring on your finger as your publicist glares at you, his chest heaving.  

"Do you want to tell me what the fuck happened last night?"

"So how do we fix this?" your publicist groans, the wrinkle between his brows more pronounced. "Maybe we can get this sham of a marriage annulled-"

"I have an idea," Dieter's PA chirps in, "What if we lean into this?"

"Absolutely not!" you find yourself shouting, your hands reaching for the bottle of painkillers on your coffee table. "I'm America's fucking sweetheart, the gossip rags are already having a field day about me getting my tits groped by America's bad boy at a fucking In and Out-"

"If I can recall, Dollface, you put my hands on said tits-" Dieter snarks, pushing his sunglasses down on his face, leaning into your chaise. "Must have done something right, hell, you were practically begging me to marry you, jumped on my lap the moment we got into the convertible-"

"Are you always this vulgar?" you bite back, taking a big gulp of water, some of the liquid spilling down your neck, onto the valley between your breasts. You notice Dieter gulp at the sight, his gaze resting heavily on your chest. He takes a tentative lick on his lips, a small smile forming on the corner of his mouth.

"Only for you, Mrs. Bravo." He winks, smirking.

"Stop that." You quip, crossing your arms around your chest.  

"Stop what, Dollface?" he asks coyly, spreading out on the lounge.  

"Looking at me like the cat that got the cream," you reply, refusing to meet what you imagine to be his smoldering gaze.  

"Well," he breathes, a Cheshire grin on his face. "I most certainly got you to cream, several times-"

"I would think the feelings mutual," you seethe through your teeth. "I mean, I did get you to come in your pants just by sucking on your-"

“You want to land meatier, sexier roles, right? Break free from the rom-com stereotype,” Dieter's PA nervously interjects, “… and you certainly don’t want to face blacklisting in Hollywood due to your recent escapades,” he shoots a meaningful look at his boss. “I believe this marriage might actually be a strategic move. It could help you break out of the girl-next-door image and simultaneously soften Dieter's playboy persona.”

Dieter contemplates this, crossing his legs on the chaise lounge as he glances into the living room of the hotel suite. He smirks at the sight of you with your arms crossed around your chest, recalling the moments when you were pliant in his arms just a few hours ago, begging and whining as he licked and sucked every inch of your delectable skin. His dick twitches at the memory, hungry to be inside of you once more.  

Dieter leans back, his fingers tapping on the armrest as he assesses the situation. “A calculated scandal to redefine my image and give her career a new direction? I suppose there's a certain allure to that.”

Your publicist interjects, “It's a risky move, but it could work. Public opinion is volatile. We need to control the narrative, give them a story that captivates and eventually redeems.”

Dieter smirks, his eyes narrowing as he looks at you. “So, America’s sweetheart and I play the happy couple, the media eats it up, and we both get what we want.”

You scoff, “This is insane. I’m not entering into a fake marriage for the sake of our careers.”

Dieter raises an eyebrow, "But what if it's not entirely fake?"

You glare at him, a mixture of disbelief and annoyance crossing your face. "What do you mean, not entirely fake?"

Dieter leans forward, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "We can keep the public guessing. A little ambiguity goes a long way in the celebrity world. We'll play the part when we need to, but in private, we keep things... interesting."

Your publicist looks skeptical, "That could be a recipe for disaster. What if it backfires? What if the public starts hating both of you?"

Dieter smirks, "Let them talk. Controversy sells, my dear. As long as we control the narrative, we can turn this into a win-win situation."

You cross your arms, feeling a headache coming on. The idea of navigating a fake-real marriage with Dieter is the last thing you want. Yet, there's a strange spark of curiosity. What if this insane plan could actually work?

As you contemplate the proposal, the room is filled with tension, waiting for your response. Dieter raises a curious eyebrow at you, a small smirk playing on his lips as he places his hand on them. He sees you gulp heavily at that, your legs crossing tentatively as you try to play coy.  Ah, yes, sweetheart. I see you. I caught you in my web, and I'm going to consume every fucking inch-

You take a deep breath, considering the options laid out in front of you. The publicist watches you with a mix of concern and caution, awaiting your decision.

"I don't like it," you finally say, your tone firm. "But if it helps me keep my career and get the roles I want, I'll play along. Just remember, Dieter, if this blows up in our faces, it's on you."

Dieter grins, satisfied with your response. "Trust me, darling, this is going to be a wild ride. We'll be the talk of the town."

Your publicist rubs his temples, clearly not thrilled with the plan but realizing the potential benefits. "Fine, let's go with it. But we need a strategy, a narrative that controls the story. And we must be careful not to let things spiral out of control."

Dieter nods, already plotting the next move. "Leave it to me. We'll craft a story that keeps them guessing and wanting more. Our little secret, darling."

"... and there will need to be some ground rules," you say firmly, uncrossing your legs as you adjust yourself in front of Dieter, presenting the fact that you still haven't put on underwear under your dress. You smirk as he tries to adjust himself, the sight of his spend still leaking out of your pussy leaving him groaning. "If we are going to do this, you have to be in it for real which means... no fucking little Miss Suzy and embarrassing me. You're going to worship me in public, and make an honest wife out of me."

Dieter leans forward as he locks his darkened eyes at you, licking his lips in anticipation. "Oh baby, I'll show you how I'll make an honest wife of you, several times... maybe as soon as all the suits leave-"

"You love this, don't you?" you breathe, toying with the hem of your top, exposing your lace bralette in his direction. "Thinking you have me all riled up, thinking I'll beg for you-"

"Guys-" Dieter's PA attempts to diffuse the tension in the room, looking nervously at your publicist for backup. "Just think about it, okay? I'll have your lawyers draft up a contract for the both of you to look over."

"Why don't you all just get the fuck out and let me fuck my wife in peace?" he retorts, pulling his robe off for good measure, not a care in the world as his dick stands proudly erect. "You're wasting good light, and I intend to fuck her on every surface of this goddamn suite-"

"Lovely," you sigh into the couch, groaning as you pinch the space in between your eyes. "You're a real class act, you know that?"

"Well, I'll just-" His PA stutters, grabbing his messenger bag. "Let's leave them alone, call us when you get back to LA," he murmurs, motioning for your Publicist to follow him.  

"We're not done with this conversation, Dollface," he chides, slinging his bag on his shoulder. "I expect to see you on Monday for the screen test?"

"Yes, yes, I'll be there," you dismiss him with a wave. "I'm sorry, for all of this," you say softly, refusing to look him in the eyes.  

"Not as sorry as you're going to feel once you see the headlines," he warns. "Brace yourself, Dollface. Don't say I didn't warn you."

Taglist: @yxtkiwiyxt @skysmiller @picketniffler @readingiskeepingmegoing @islacharlotte @drewharrisonwriter

[thighzp]

I wish you would write a fic where Henry is wearing a plastic tiara and Alex calls him princess and babygirl

im sososososo here for the princessification and babygirlification of henry fox

~

And then, there were two.

After another fabulous birthday party in Henry's honor, hosted by the love of his life, only the two of them remained in their home cleaning up plastic cups and streamers.

"Sweetheart, I told you I've got it! It's your birthday, you're not supposed to help clean up," Alex said as he tied up another trash bag and placed it by the door to take out later.

"I know," Henry started. "But if I help you we'll get done twice as quickly." His eyes landed on something sparkly in the corner of the couch. An idea ate at him and he gave into it, likely due to being just this side of tipsy.

"Besiiiiides," He turned back toward Alex in the kitchen, "The sooner we get done, the sooner we can..." He let his words trail off and waited for Alex to look up at him.

There sat Alex's fully grown absolute masculine dreamboat of a boyfriend. Perched atop the counter wearing a sparkly princess tiara.

Alex quirked an eyebrow. "The sooner we can what, princess?"

Henry's face turned a deep shade of red as Alex drew closer into his space. Recognition flashed across Alex's face.

"You like that? Being my pretty little princess?" Alex smirked and Henry covered his face with his hands.

"Stooooop, don't make fun," he swatted Alex's arm.

Alex grabbed Henry's hand where he had swatted him and held it between both of his, "Never, ever making fun, my love." He kissed Henry's palm, continuing down his fingertips, then back up his arm, leaving pecks across the entire expanse of skin.

"Want you to feel like a princess for your birthday, Hen. Want you to feel amazing," a kiss to Henry's shoulder, "adored," a kiss to Henry's neck, "treasured," a kiss just below his earlobe.

"Alex," Henry gasped.

"Yeah baby girl?" Alex drawled in that octave that he knew would send Henry reeling.

"Take me," Henry sighed. And with that, Alex hoisted him off the counter, grabbing under his ass and gripping his thighs where they wrapped around his midsection, securely whisking his princess off to ravish him for his birthday.

~

see I can still be soft it's not all filth (she said to herself and no one else)

[dean-winchester-is-a-warrior]

Hey there, lovely! 💜

Re: the ask game, I would love to know #13, #17, and #47 if you're willing to share. 😘

Thank you so much for these! They're fabulous questions!

13. Talk about a writing experience that has pleasantly surprised you.

This is really a hard ask for me, since I feel like I mostly hang on to the negative experiences, the times I just couldn't make an idea work, or when I struggled to get something out, but was really unhappy with it.

But a pleasant surprise...? 🤔

I'll give a very broad answer and say it was a pleasant surprise when I actually started writing fan fiction. I'd only ever written original works and characters, so I wasn't sure how it would feel to write other people's characters.

But the first fan fiction I ever wrote was for the show, Suits. And it was only because the writers were "will they/won't they" cock-blocking my favourite couple on the show, Donna and Harvey, for WAY too long. So, I got fed up and decided to give them the happy ending I felt they deserved.

So, I wrote a few fics in that fandom, and found that I actually really loved the process of writing for created characters. It was a very different experience because rather than defining your main characters from scratch, you had to try and find and replicate the voice they already had. I loved it, both as a writer and as a fan of the show, because it meant I had to really dive into the characters and try to understand them on a deeper level.

It was definitely a pleasant surprise how much I enjoyed it. Then I met Dean Winchester and the rest is history. 😄

17. What is your favorite line you've ever written?

That's hard too! Half of me thinks every line I've written is kinda trash and the other half has beautiful line babies that I'm so proud of. 😄

Here are a couple, as well as some context.

He leaned into your ear and growled deep and low. "Then give me what's mine."

Probably my favourite smutty line is from the One Shot, It's All for You

Context:

Y/N is trying to spoil Dean a little, take care of him for a change. But Dean wants to pleasure her too. So when she says, he should be the one being taken care of, this is his response:

Dean nodded. "I see." He rolled your nipple between his strong thumb and forefinger causing you to gasp.

"Was that gasp for me?" he asked, his deep voice causing your inner muscles to clench around nothing.

"I...yes, I mean..." You were back to nonsensical sentences.

He trailed the callused pads of his fingers down between your breasts and over your belly before he slid one finger through your slick folds.

"And this..." He brought his finger up to his mouth and sucked your juices from the tip. "Isn't this for me?"

You were panting as you answered. "Yes, god, Dean. It's all for you."

He slipped two fingers deep inside you and you whimpered.

He leaned into your ear and growled deep and low. "Then give me what's mine."

I mostly enjoyed the reaction this line got. People seemed to really enjoy it. 😄😁

Then my favourite angsty line is probably this one:

The story is set some time in S15, after they've found out what chuck wants as the ending to his story. Dean and Y/N get in a fight because he's, of course, stubbornly pushing her away for many reasons. These lines come out of that head space.

From the Drabble, When the Stars Love You

Context:

Even though you knew his heart - had connected it to your own with delicate stitches - his anger and desperate need to shove you away from him with both hands, often pulled the stitching loose, left your heart frayed and in danger of unraveling.

Sometimes you wanted to take scissors to them and cut him away from you for good, try to sew up the parts of you where he left holes. 

I love Dean with my whole heart and soul, but I imagine loving him would be very difficult sometimes. 😞

47. What story are you most proud of?

Great question, but tricky. 😄

But I think the one I'm proudest of is probably Green is My Favorite Color.

But, it doesn't get nearly as much attention as other series because it's a pairing with an OFC named Julie. But I absolutely loved writing and creating Julie too, so, it was a lot of fun.

It was the first series I ever finished (that was longer than 2 or 3 chapters) and I think that it shows my absolute love for Dean the best.

Because it follows his canon story relatively close (definitely made big changes too though, of course) it also feels like the most "realistic" Dean I've ever written. I was able to give him things I thought he deserved, and really live in those moments of pain with him. If that makes any sense. Lol!

Anyway, thank you so much for all your fabulous questions and I'm sorry I answered with a novel. 😄😄

[mermaidsirennikita]

Please do give us all your underrated romcom recs!!

For sure! Here are some I remember right now.

Ibiza--a Netflix movie, half "female friendship celebration", half romcom, the source of my URL. About an overworked uptight marketing girl (lmao...... real) who goes on business trip to Barcelona; her two best friends tag along and convince her to go to a club, where she has a chance encounter with celebrity DJ Leo West (Richard Madden at his best), after which she becomes convinced to follow him to his next show in Ibiza so they can hook up before her business meeting back in Barcelona. Unhinged, sexy, hilarious, everything people say Bridesmaids is, I love everyone in this movie and somehow none of the women are ever in true peril which is fabulous. Will leave you wanting to fall in love in a club/do something insane with your friends. Encapsulates the feelings of life changing travel better than anything.

Laggies--coming of age romantic comedy with some REEEEAL hits for MILLENNIAL MALLAISE, imo. Keira Knightley dips after freaking out when her boyfriend proposes; she has no life direction and ends up crashing with this teenage girl she just met. Teen girl's lawyer single dad (Sam Rockwell, sooooo sexy for some reason) quickly susses out that Keira is not a fellow teen but lets her stay anyway because she's got good vibes, his daughter clearly is desperate for a maternal figure of some sort, and he wants to bang Keira. Has a GREEEEAT impetuous makeout where he grabs her and she has to be like "I don't think you should fingerbang me in the street".

Down with Love--an early 2000s romcom satire starring Ewan MacGregor and Renee Zellweger at the height of their powers (fact: this movie is the sexiest I've ever found Ewan, as he's generally hit or miss for me). Honestly one of the smartest movies I've ever seen? Satirizes the Doris Day/Rock Hudson sex comedies of the 60s in this hyper-vibrant, gorgeous 1960s New York (the costumes and set design are insane). Puts Catcher Block, the slutty man reporter, in this Battle of the Sexes deal with Barbara Novak, the author of a huge hit book that basically tells women say down with love and prioritize their own pleasures (including sex), during which Barbara trashes Catcher specifically. The plot is iNSANE, I can't even really get into it. But there's also a genuine love story? If you like watching a slutty man get completely Stockholm Syndromed into falling for a crazy woman, this is it. Also, Sarah Paulson and David Hyde Pierce, literal gay icons, play the best friends who also fall in love.

Mrs. Winterbourne. Another fucking bonkers movie that has a bit of drama but also sexy uptight lusting-after-his-brother's-widow-but-not-really Brendan Fraser. This girl, who we're supposed to think is 18 but it's Ricki Lake and she's not, gets abandoned by her boyfriend after she gets pregnant. She ends up on a train with this nice couple, including a woman who's just as pregnant as she is. She admires the woman's wedding ring and the lady is like omg try it on because she's nice and also weird, and then THE TRAIN CRASHES. Our heroine wakes up and she's had her baby and the baby is fine but the nice couple is DEAD and she was wearing the ring and was pregnant so everyone thinks SHEEEE is Mrs. Winterborne. The dead guy's rich family never met his wife, so they welcome her and her baby with open arms and she kinda has to go with it? Anyway, Brendan is the dead guy's IDENTICAL TWIN (which means he was also the dead guy) and he immediately is like "this bitch is lying" but he's also falling for her against his own will??? Truly this movie is reverse Gorilla Twins.

Blast from the Past--another Brendan Fraser movie you kinda have to see to believe. Basically, Sissy Spacek and Christopher Walken are a couple in the early 60s and Walken is a scientist who believes the earth is going to devolve into a nuclear armageddon, so he's built this bunker for him and his pregnant wife underground. He thinks nuclear war has begun, and rushes underground with said wife, and their son is born and raised into this perfectly preserved 1962 world. He's Brendan. Anyway, 30+ years later, he surfaces into the real world as 90s era Brendan Fraser, which means, hot, and is completely naive and gets led around by jaded girl Alicia Silverstone, who falls in love with him and wants to take his virginity REAL BAD.

My Fake Boyfriend. A truly wacky little gay romcom about Keiynan Londsale creating this ideal fake dating profile and his best friend living vicariously through it, which becomes complicated when Keiynan meets a guy he actually wants to be with.

Fire Island. I don't know how underrated this is? Maybe at large. Anyway, it's just a really fun modern queer Pride and Prejudice retelling with multiple super good couples and a greeeat Mr. Darcy.

Bros--I know that Billy Eichner is annoying and went all headass about this... but tbh, though it's not without issues, this is a very fun romcom with a sweet love story at the core that doesn't fuck around with adult issues like questions re: monogamy

Imagine Me and You--again, I don't know how underrated this is, I feel like it's Thee Lesbian Romcom in some circles, and it's imperfect, but I dooo love it. It's one of the few movies that sells love at first sight. It's dated but it's fun. Also. Lena Headey.

Always Be My Maybe--has everything I want; attractive people having sex, drama, childhood friends to "forget my number" to lovers, Keanu Reeves playing hIMSELF. I feel like this got decent recognition, but nowhere near what it deserved. If you haven't seen it, Ali Wong and Randall Park are childhood friends, his mom dies and he becomes super depressed when they're teens, right after they lose their virginities to each other (or she loses it to him? at least one is a virgin and neither knows shit about sex) and then feelings are hurt immediately after and they come back into each other's orbit years later when she's a celerity chef and he's like, her HVAC repairman lol. They rekindle the friendship but there's mooore.

Love, Rosie--I have my quibbles with this one, but I also have a soft spot for it because... childhood friend drama. Sam Claflin and Lily Collins are best friends since literal toddlerhood, he's clearly got feelings for her in high school but she fucks a random on graduation night and gets pregnant and doesn't tell Sam because she doesn't want him to stay behind and help her as he has a scholarship to Harvard med. Sloooow burn with lots of tension and angst and some charming found family vibes.

Palm Springs--again, debatable on how underrated it is because it's very much critically acclaimed, but this movie is never in the conversations Set It Up is waved into and it's actually excellent, so... Cristin Millioti (SHOULD be a romcom queen by RIGHT) is at her sister's wedding and goes off to hook up with random stranger Andy Samberg because she's a messy bitch. After a series of wacky events, she gets sucked into a time loop that Andy has been in for literal years, where they're reliving the same day over and over. A lot of crazy shit happens, hijinks are had, and they fall into (complicated) love. A chaotic favorite.

P.S. I Love You--I feel like this dog has had its day to an extent, but it was actually dragged when it came out, and I remember this because I remember going "why?? It's great". The only Gerard Butler movie worth seeing besides 300, probably, this stars Hilary Swank as a young widow whose husband (said Butler) recently died of a long term illness and left her a letter per month, telling her what to do in the first year after his death. The supporting cast is GREAT (Kathy Bates made me weep), it's both very funny and incredibly sad and uplifting and raw, Hilary fucks Lucky Charms Jeffrey Dean Morgan (the Irish accents in this are Bad but it's much better than Leap Year) and the ending subverts expectations in a great way.

Brown Sugar--This is obviously a very popular movie (MY DIVOOOOORCE) but I don't think it's upheld to the same status as The Best Man franchise and I always see Love & Basketball recommended over it and that seems wrong. Taye Diggs and and Sanaa Lathan play childhood friends who now work in hiphop adjacent industries and struggle with both authenticity and how badly they wanna bone each other. THEN HE GETS ENGAGED. This one is messy, with cheating and hurt feelings and real adult issues, but it also has one of the funniest scenes committed to celluloid so.

Music and Lyrics--a Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore CLASSIC that actually reads like a romance novel onscreen. Hugh Grant is a washed up 80s pop star who wants to land a gig writing a bop for a pop princess, but he can only do the music, not the lyrics. He finds out unexpectedly that the weird chick watering his plants (Drew) is a good little lyricist and they begin working together, which leads to... love. Has a genuinely great grovel, I gotta say.

Just Like Heaven--cheesy, but the spot I have for it is soft (weird). Mark Ruffalo is a sad widower who's moved into a new apartment, only to find out that it is haunted by the GHOOOOST of the woman who was in his apartment beforehand (Reese Witherspoon) (there is a happy ending). It's of AN ERA.

Moonstruck--should not be underrated because Cher won an actual Oscar for it, but many people don't seem to talk about it today? Probably because of the hero, but OVERLOOK THAT. Cher is a widow who's just gotten engaged to this one dude who's Just Fine, and she wants to make sure his brother, one-handed Nicolas Cage, goes to the wedding. Except oops, she ends up fucking him right after they meet because one-handed Nic Cage has the juice, I guess? He gives this big speech, she says he's a wolf, it's great and verrrrrry Eyetalian American.

Faraway--I just saw this and it is PURE. GOLD. A middle-aged wife and mother loses her own mother and finds out her husband is having an emotional affair at the same time. So she goes to this little house in Croatia that her mother secretly owned, without telling ANYONE. Except oops, there is a squatter in the house, and it's a MAAAAN. Funny, sexy, a great example of two attractive middle-aged people who look like attractive middle-aged people falling in love. A real "find yourself at any age", uplifting movie that made my heart so warm.

Austenland--not super underrated, but fun. Keri Russell is a Jane Austen lunatic who goes to an Austen-themed resort and ends up encountering her own Darcy type.... But is he just playing a part??? Jennifer Coolidge is also in this. Being excellent.

[simmancy]

The tldr is that somehow the relationship between her and her firstborn son deteriorated to the point that after he died when I left him unattended, his trash mother would go outside and laugh at his grave. She had a Confident moodlet after he died of anger.

She also had resting bitch face for the entirety of her stepdaughter’s wedding. Literally the worst “family-oriented” sim I’ve ever had.

For the extra long extra unhinged version, here is the Nobel Gen 1 (also there is a plumtree link because I like having something to work on even when I don’t post, and I genuinely hope to reach 27 or 28 generations idk I can’t count)

Founder Remi was created thanks to the Create a Story feature, she got Family Oriented, Loner, and Evil for traits, and the Secret Agent career. She wanted to be Fabulously Wealthy. I wanted to rebuild my mods folder in anticipation of the March patch, so we’re rolling with less mods and CC than usual... just my Old Faithfuls to start (Lumpinou’s mod suite, MCCC, More Personality Please! and bug fixes... later we add more in but just to start it’s these for script mods. They’re pulling the strings, ok)

I had her adopt a cat because she gave those vibes. Artemus was the dumbest cat I’ve ever seen. Just ran around occasionally and left hair everywhere, and ate. Also watched TV. Himbo cat vibes.

She then adopted a second cat named Andromeda because why not. Sometimes I tried to make them mate, but Andromeda had higher standards I guess.

Because this was personal gameplay, I’m playing in a save filled with townies from the gallery & simblr. Despite the fact that she was a loner and constantly wanted to be alone and just make money, Remi also kept rolling whims to have a kid. So I did what any legacy player does, I let her go out and meet people.

She met Arturo Perez (by nomorebadtownies) and they hit it off! They even got married! It was very exciting, I played a barely functioning wedding where he peed himself, and his daughter Ella (who was supposed to be the young flower pal) aged up right before so she was a teen flower pal.

After the wedding, Remi was ready to get ~down and dirty~ but wait. Arturo is greysexual! Thanks LGBTQ+ mod!

So he pretty much was like “nah” but eventually he did get into an okay mood and off we went.

She found out she was pregnant but then it turns out he didn’t want any more kids. You can imagine how this is going, because despite now being pregnant, Remi rerolled wanting a kid. She wanted more.

She had Alejandro and then like... immediately while out in San Myshuno met another sim, Hassan Moto,  who she then went on a date, and a teensy little trip to Tartosa, and wouldn’t you know it, all that risky woohoo resulted in another baby.

She then proceeded to pass the affair baby off as Arturo’s. Thanks RPO!

Hassan was not super cool with that because... I guess he thought he was Remi’s only lover? They got a paternity test done so they both knew the baby was NOT Arturo’s, and Hassan got mad and their “relationship” was basically put on hold.

Arturo eventually became suspiscious because like... Hassan would just casually drop by their house????

So he confronted her and she didn’t even lie she was just like LMAO YUP.

At this point, Alejandro aged up. In the middle of their dramatic dinnertime fight about Baby Ayda’s father. He rolled Hot Headed because of course he did. My game knows what I deserve.

Anyway, Arturo was a pretty good dad to Alej but real shitty to Ayda, and Remi was pretty sucky in general, being evil and all. Plus she became a real workaholic, so all the kids, including Ella, started getting sentiments about how she ignores them. Alejandro especially did not get along with Remi, because they both just argued with each other.... All the time. Constantly.

Ella had her own little sideplot sexual awakening when she and Kaori Nishidake got Unexpected Crushes on each other (thank you, LGBTQ+ mod!) 

Ella and Remi still had a pretty good relationship at this point so Ella confided that she was having this weird crush on Kaori and Remi said 

Ella did not listen, she is bisexual. Kaori came to terms with it as well, she is pan. However, she aged up before the girls could confess to each other!

Ella then met another girl, coincidentally also a Mt Komorebi townie somehow attending Copperdale, named Mayu and hit it off. Mayu likes girls exclusively and they started dating... Until Ella aged up and entered her own messy era, where she decided that like, she wasn’t going to just wait around for Mayu for forever, and instead Woohooed Kaori (with a fun FWB arrangement).....

Ella also was still in the household, attending Britechester at this time. She was going to become a lawyer but ended up pivoting and becoming a professor like her dad. She was the main mother figure for Alej and Ayda when they were kids because her parents were............ going through it.

She also ended up taking Ayda with her to meet her bff Sidney’s new dog (and also his new husband, Kristopher Volkov). There, she met Jacob Volkov, who she also hit it off with. Way too well. They ended up meeting up on Love Day and woohooing a bunch of times in a hot tub at a nightclub. Guess who ended up pregnant? It’s Ella. Her almost-a-YA girlfriend was super not amused.

On New Year’s Eve I tried to finally repair Arturo and Remi’s relationship. They rang in the new year with some woohoo, but then they decided to play Chess and basically that was it, I looked away and when I came back it was full red bars, declared enemies, never going back.

Arturo then died before they could finalize the divorce. I think of old age, but it glitched out because he also started dying of fear.... I had to reset him and then he was just a ghost in the abyss, no clue where his urn is. Obviously Remi immediately moved Hassan in to the house and they picked up right where they left off.

Alej aged up into a teen and I decided the “Drama Llama” teen aspiration seemed like a good idea. The Drama Llama aspiration is Exactly What It Says on the Tin. He bullied people. He sent mean Social Bunny messages. He started dating a girl he met named Accalia. One of the aspiration goals is to mess around in the Cuddle Carts

Alej’s one good trait is that he’s very supportive of everyone’s identity so when he and Accalia were discussing it and she was... not as supportive, he broke up with her (also because that was part of the Drama Llama aspiration).

Except ha ha of course. Of COURSE. Mess around is just woohoo. She got pregnant.

This would be fine of course, except Ella was also pregnant. And you know who else? REMI. REMI WAS PREGNANT AGAIN. This time with a Hassan baby.

Remi had a daughter named Arya, Ella had a son she named Peter, and Accalia called to tell Alej she named her daughter... Cherlindrea.

In the meantime, I tried to finish the Drama Llama aspiration. He had to become enemies with his rival, who I noted was a pink haired guy with the last name Wainscot. Easy right? Well guess what. There are two pink haired Wainscots, because they’re brothers, and instead he became enemies with his TEAMMATE.

This was a lot but whatever, we managed to become enemies with the rival too, Alej was the most hated yet strangely popular guy in school (and also on the chess team. not a jock. chess). Except by Ayda’s best friend, Annika, who she had a crush on. Annika seemed to ALSO be interested in Ayda..................... until Alej walked in.

There was another mess around. This will come up again soon don’t worry.

At this point, Ayda chose to tell Alej that she’s 🌈 gay 🌈... Which would have been a good point for him to be like “ehhh I won’t date your gal pal” but that didn’t happen. They were already dating at that point and he really liked her and she liked him and Ayda is self-sacrificing because she has low self esteem and her family treats her like crap mostly so she was like “oh..........its fine you know, no worries, I don’t like her like that ahahaha” while she died inside

Speaking of dying....

Right after all this went down, Hassan (now an Elder) was like “now is a GREAT time to finally marry Remi” with his whims. So I said, fuck it, I’m not taking pictures. Classic Sims Legacy Bathroom Vows it is. Except Remi, you remember, is evil. And I have a mod that will let sims autonomously call off their weddings, because I like chaos and I loved that in TS2. Remi of course said “lmao nope” to the bathroom wedding vows. What the fuck ma’am. So their relationship TANKED. Anyway, I had Remi try to Apologize... In Bed. And she did, I was very proud of her. She also apologized in the shower, because shower woohoo fuck yeah!

Yeah................... guess who was already tuckered out. You guessed right, it was Hassan, who died on the bathroom floor.

As for the teens................... they all kinda went “huh” and then they all went to prom and had a grand time, and Ayda’s other best friend was voted Prom Royalty and Alej was Prom Jester. And it was such a beautiful grand time that Alej proposed to Annika to lock this love down before he aged up to YA (the next day)

But ha ha ha hilariously................... Alej has some GREAT swimmers, I guess, and I never remembered to buy him condoms. What a guy

Yeah so Annika after accepting his proposal was like “ummmmmmm now’s a good time to tell you.... I’m pregnant!”

I tried to just add her to the household but that just... wasn’t working. At all. I figured it was just a glitch, so I let it go for a minute, and worried about getting Alej aged up and enrolled in University (Foxbury!).

I also moved Ella and Peter out and in with Kaori so they could be happy together :)

Where is Ayda while all this is happening? That is such a great question, especially as she is my heir. So Ayda lives this very quiet life. She’s a Llamacorn Scout, she was working on the Angling Ace aspiration, she graduated high school early and was truly just thriving. Like everyone around her is an unmitigated disaster and she’s just like “bye I’m gonna go fish for a minute.” She does really dislike Arya, though (which is valid....Arya rolled Mean. So her family living at home is Evil Mom Remi, Hot Headed Alejandro, and Mean Arya. And she’s just... Loyal and Loving the Outdoors. Pure!)

Okay so we’ve established now that Alej is a YA, going to college (engineering wooo), Annika we want to move in, and now that Hassan and Ella and Peter are gone, we finally can. It’s a Sunday. A regular Sunday in game.

We then find out why, exactly, Annika couldn’t move in. It wasn’t a glitch. Oh no no no, of course not. Remi is pregnant again. This bitch I s2g.

I have Alej try to step up and be good, and have a cute little private ceremony with Annika over by the river in Newcrest under a cherry tree, very romantic.

SHE SAYS NO, SHE CALLS OFF THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now he’s pissed, he’s like “what? why not? is this kid even mine?”

(The reason she calls off the wedding, in my mind, is because she smooched Ayda ONCE and knows that she was SUPPOSED TO BE AYDA’S SPOUSE 😡)

They go to check that the kid is Alej’s and yes of course it is. So despite their romance bar being basically 0 right now, thanks to RPO, they CAN get married because of the baby. And they sure do. So Annika is now a Nobel. And this baby will be born in wedlock, and nothing could go wrong right? Right?

Alej is still pretty furious about it all, though, like he has a very angry sentiment towards her, and he didn’t want a kid to begin with because he was just a teen, he already had one oopsie, blah blah.

But whatever. We’ll get through it because he’s a spare. I’m just waiting for Ayda’s university acceptance to come and then it’s gen 2 babyyyyyy

Ayda’s not doing anything while waiting for her acceptance letter except going to scouting meetings on the weekend and fishing, so since Alej is just taking classes while Annika is in school, I decide to feel out Ayda, decide what I wanna do, etc etc etc.

....I turn away for one second, I catch some fish. Annika goes into labor and I’m like oh shit, better send Alej with her to the hospital, her motives are pretty low. And he’s........ not there. He’s not an option.

And I’m like what the fuck why isn’t Alejandro an option. Where did he go? WHERE IS ALEJANDRO?

And I find him in Annika’s relationship panel and he’s a FUCKING GHOST

So I search all around the house and I find his URN on the 2nd floor by Arya and Remi and I’m like “what the FUCK did you two DO” and the game is acting funky so I can’t see in the family tree how he died. I straight up thought he went to class and just. died. Like he got lost on the way back and now he’s gone. (I eventually determined he died of anger which... tracks. No idea if Remi or Arya provoked him, or it was just a bunch of other moodlets or what, because I didn’t even see a pop up ABOUT him dying, he just. DIED).

So I click on Remi because like... if Annika is in labor, she’s about to burst, and I realize... This bitch is Confident right now. So I look at her moodlets and she’s confident because she outlived her enemy. At some point they became enemies, can’t imagine how or why, maybe it was all the arguing and nonsense. So she was happy her enemy (her son) was gone. And then she laughed at his urn. And then when I moved it outside, she’d go and laugh at it out there.

Anyway, I send Ayda with Annika to the hospital, and she has a little girl, who be named Bea. Bea Nobel. Very cute name.

I come back to the house and now Remi goes into labor and I’m like “no... I don’t think you’ll get to go to the hospital and reset your motives, fuck that.” So she goes down to the nice empty crib I left her and has a son, named Arman. And then the game tells me she also has a daughter we name Arezu and suddenly why I couldn’t add Annika when I KNEW she was only pregnant with one sim makes sense.

At this point, I’m like “we’re not doing any more of this shit, it’s too much even for me” and I have Ayda check to see if she got into college (she did) and send her off to Foxbury to learn Environmental Science, so she can chase her dreams of being the cottagecore lesbian nature girl she deserves to be.

And that’s it!

Oh wait addendum: while visiting the main household, Ella called Arya of all sims and was like “omg I found a ring in Mayu’s bag, should I say yes???” and they got Engaged I guess, so I let them have a cute little wedding (where Ayda was supposed to be Sim of Honor but the game wouldn’t allow her to walk down the Aisle so instead I sent her down as a Flower Pal)

Remi went to the wedding. She made this face the whole time, and left early with Arya (who also made bitchy faces).

Literally the worst sim I’ve ever had. I mean that. Blows Bartlett Perry out of the fucking water. 

[msbigredmachine]

Watched Wrestlemania 39. My highlights:

Night 1

1. Right person won the US title match. Not a fan of Cena and probably never will be. Sorry.

2. All the guys in the men’s showcase match went off! Gosh! They all killed it, every one of them.

3. Seth versus Logan was expectedly good. Yes Logan Paul is an ass but that guy is great in the ring. Period.

4. KSI being frogplashed through a table 🤣🤣🤣

5. Outfit of the weekend. I don’t care what none of y’all say.

6. Didn’t really like the six women tag match. I just feel that Damage Ctrl need to split up now. Nothing is going their way.

7. Father and son arguably with the entrances of the weekend. Dom coming from prison and Rey in a low rider with Snoop bumping to two classic songs! 😭

8. This part had me screaming!

9. Dom splashing a drink in Aalyah’s face made me gasp! Excellent heel work by ex condom.

10. Rey winning made all the sense in the world. Months of disrespect ending in the most emphatic way possible. Dominik will be fine.

11. So glad Rhea won. Charlotte Flair is not interesting unless she has the title. The match was entertaining though. Loved it.

12. Lil Uzi Vert playing out the Usos was random, but I like Just Wanna Rock so it wasn’t an issue for me.

13. The Usos in all white is always 🔥🔥🔥. The main event twins!

14.Loved that Kevin and Sami wore matching outfits too. Sami is sooo over it’s crazy.

15. It was all fun and games till the Usos isolated Sami and started teeing off on him. Like fucking assassins. Then Sami kept kicking out and the Usos kept brutalizing him. That shit was uncomfortable.

16. Please rewatch the part where Jey put Sami in the corner and used him for target practice. The slaps, the forearms, the leaping Helluva kick, the trash talk. Jey is soooo HURT. That made me emotional.

17. The near falls were killing me! It got to a point when I stopped commenting and just kept watching because I was mesmerized. I didn’t want to miss a thing by talking.

18. The ending sequence. Cinema. Sami putting Jey away was the icing on the cake. Kevin’s face after the bell rang. The roar of the crowd. My own tears falling. Heartbroken for Jey. Elated for Sami. Unbelievable.

19. Hands down one of the best Mania main events in its 40 year history. Best tag team title match I’ve ever seen. And it did not surprise me at all, because four of the best in the world executed it to perfection.

Night 2

1. Nothing to say about Brock/Omos. Whatever.

2. Night and day between the men’s showcase match 👍🏾 and the women’s showcase match 👎🏾

3. LOOOOL Drew, Gunther and Sheamus beat the SHIT out of each other. Wowwww. The right man won. Gunther has a great aura and needs to hold that shit for a year.

4. That little girl in the middle of Bianca’s troupe lost her mother THAT DAY and still went out and killed her section. She is so so brave and I’m so happy she was still able to get that opportunity. She looked so happy despite her immense loss. My condolences to her and I hope she had the time of her life.

5. I feel bad for Asuka. L after L after L at Mania. But Bianca is a once in a lifetime athlete. Keep that belt on her for as long as possible.

6. I have ZERO sympathy for Shane McMahon. 7 years away from turning SIXTY and your ass still thinks you're 25. LA Knight was LITERALLY there to do this segment with. There are useful nepo babies and useless nepo babies. You can guess where I think Shane belongs.

7. Snoop essentially flying through the air just to hit one elbow drop 😂😂😂

8. Edge and Finn’s video package was TOP tier! And the fact that Russell Crowe was involved is insane!!!

9. Shout out to Finn for continuing the match with his head split open. Holy cow.

10. Great match from Edge and Finn. Really good.

11. The main event felt like a HUGE deal. Fabulous entrances.

12. Immaculate entrance by Cody Rhodes. I had chills. He looked like the star that he is. His jacket was 🔥🔥🔥 The wings on the back made it look so epic.

13. Tears in my eyes when he hugged his family and then gave his belt to Negative One.

14. This was Roman’s first grand entrance as the Tribal Chief. The pianists went off. Loved how the soft piano ended and the BOOM opening of his theme song followed right after. So intimidating.

15. He didn’t change his pants. Just his boots. Boo, Mr Reigns. That doesn’t count.

16. Shout out to Samantha Irvin and her intros. That girl is GOOD.

17. Solo the shooter, terrorizing Cody at every turn. It eventually paid off. That’s why Roman don’t talk to his brothers anymore, lol. They’re not as reliable as their baby brother.

18. ROLLERCOASTER of a match. The ejection of Solo, the near falls! 😭

19. This match would have been five stars for me if it wasn’t for the ref bump. It’s like the 4th match in a row it was happening and it’s a bit repetitive. Let Roman have a no DQ match for once so he can do what he wants.

20. My jaw dropped when the ref counted to three! I honestly thought Cody was winning. I was sooo shocked. Nothing I thought would happen, happened

21. It will be interesting to see what is going to happen next because I have no clue. Will Cody still chase the titles or will it be someone else? How badly will Roman bully the twins now that they are no longer champions?

22. Lmao at Roman using every social media platform to gloat afterwards. He knew this was the reaction he would get and he was loving it.

Overall: Night 1 was much better than Night 2 IMO. Night 1 is probably the best Mania night I’ve ever watched. Practically every match delivered and I was happy.

MVP of the weekend - Dominik Mysterio. He was flawless. Heeled it up to the nines. His match with his father was near perfect. Bright future for that young man

Line of the weekend - “This is what Dominik gave up for those bozos, Dominik deserved what he got tonight at Mania”- Michael Cole spitting 🔥 the entire show.

What did you agree or disagree with?

[altfire]

more sims screenshots! today we've had a wedding lmao

so this was the romance situation on love day, as i debated who to ask out

i ended up sending a flirty text to jacob, since a dalliance to moodwood mill revealed he was my sim's fated mate. we went on a date to the grimtooth bar only for him to literally run back to his pack and ditch me entirely. while i was moping, thomas called to ask me out.

back at my lot after a date at the von haunt estate, these two become boyfriends and spend love day together lol

first time i saw this option with him was at max relationship lmfao, but whatever. also thought the juxtaposition was funny. i havent bitten anyone yet.

this just made me laugh. erich, baby, what the fuck.

we talked that out ("im scared you're cheating on me" "babe you have seven other boyfriends and i'm married with kids" "oh right lol")

the thomas situation was just a mess. had a want to break up with him and bad compatability, despite being soulmates.

then kyle broke into my house to ask me out + take out the trash when i said yes

i didnt realize our compatability was that high :o

um at the same time. this happened after love day

i brought thomas with me to the hospital bc the kid is his, but he ditched me p much immediately. once i got Levi home, i called thomas over and broke up with him. finally got rid of that want lmao it was there for days

kyle (and also kim?) came over to meet the baby and while they were talking to each other this happened ??

and i mean. sure whatever. i dont mind

but the entire time erich is tense bc i havent had him spend p much any time with his fated mate, jacob, since he ditched me on our date. after levi aged up to infant, i put him down for a nap and went outside to elope. the option said "defy fate and elope" which is. concerning

these r my fave pictures they r cute :3

the SECOND the ceremony was over, though, jacob turned up UNINVITED and this happened

i said yes and sent him home before kyle could notice but. jesus. time and place.

also realized at some point that i have the free love NAP enabled which is probably why no one is mad at me for all my cheating lmfao.

best example of "someone should be mad at me about this": rahmi watson came over and i let her feel the baby. does she know her husband is the father. who's to say

ALSO just gameplay update stuff: finished the gardening aspiration and now working on fabulously wealthy. ive made over $100k from juice fizzing lmao this is a good game

[azzurra-astra]

For the first part go here. The rest of that practice trash is under this cut. I hope this sates you demons until I come back with a highly improved mini comic, until then, endure the horrible cringe-fest.

2.

Pep: “Much-a better without-a that tower looming, you know?”

Pal: “Oh yeah, I heard ‘bout that… Always saw it, never been. What was that about anyway?”

Pep: “Not-a important… So, Palmira was it? Where from?”

Pal: (-don’t be annoying… don’t be annoying!-) “Ahh, gee Willy, born and raised here, family’s a bag of mixed nuts. A little bit of family from everywhere… Anyway! I’s not gonna bore ya with the details, but I think that’s where the pasta talent came from.”

Pep: “Ah, a pasta-chef eh? Gustavo mentioned your clothes-a were too fancy for a waitress.”

Pal: *wheeze* “Ha, ha! Yep! He guessed right! I’m more than a noodle nut, though!”

10 MINUTES LATER

Pep: “So fig, portobello, and mozza… I think-a maybe pancetta…”

Pal: (excited) “Ohhh good idea! What about something with Asiago?”

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3.

Pal: “I’ll be happy ta—“

Noise: “AHEM!”

Pal: (startled) “YeeeSHIT!”

Noise: “You two making plans for coffee or something? The lady’s order is gonna be cold...”

FFFSSSH!

Pal: “Golly! SO sorry sir!”

Pal: (-Dumbshit. There you go yapping…-)

Pal: ??? “Nnnghhh…?” — GAAASP

Pal: (affectionate) HEY BIG BABY!

Pal: (quiet) “I just met ya and I already love ya… What a fabulous softy-soft!”

Gus: “That’s Brick! Glad you aren’t afraid!”

I didn’t want for things to get too hammy, but still The Noise briefly being an irritating ass pimple to Peppino had to happen.

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This is where she introduces herself and there’s hinting to a slight improvement for Peppino after the Tower ate shit, but it’s not astronomical or something. Yes he’s still who he is, but I didn’t see reason to have any nonsense take place since she came in with no intent to cause trouble. Also, I can’t find any spec info (height, weight, etc) on canon characters for ref, but she is in between Gustavo and Peppino height-wise yet still a bit taller than Noise. I originally had her set for 5’4” (still really undecided), but she fit the role of a semi-petite comedic sugar-glazed Glumbby™️.

That last bit took quite a bit of coaxing (terrorizing) by a dear friend for me to include— a best friend whom I regret informing about a comment I received because my friend is a complete troll in favor of it. I was just gonna have her walk out and have her little mini-depression attack and not include Gustavo (clearly) being a little shit for the sake of it. It’s a subtle acknowledgment to satisfy the person who messaged wanting to see something (I truly still don’t get why, don’t even know what to think, but that was hilarious to see) between the characters. I also want to thank this game for getting me back into practicing the style of Preston J. Blair again, it brightens the regular dim day. Granted, I really need to work on the Squash & Stretch method more when it comes to expressions, they’re still too… idk, refined(?) for my liking. Not enough rubberiness and that pisses me off something unholy.

Other than that, hope it does the job, ‘cuz that’s all folks!

[kittyfairyblog]

November 6 2024

Meow, meow greetings all to yet a fabulous blog entry. Hehe fabulous. Anyway today has been really good. The mail came not early not late but on time today. My Naruto plushie that I purchased from Aliexpress came in the mail today which is good because I can add another plushie to my collection. Meow today I woke up around 10:50 AM in the morning and went ahead and did my morning stuff. I took the trash out first before taking Kylie outside on our walk. I took Kylie twice outside today. As it is supposed to be raining today which it hasn't yet. I then did the dishes after taking Kylie outside the first time and once I did I went to check the mail because it came just a little after I did the dishes. Meow I have placed on my Surface RT an ARM version of Windows 10 which is an out dated version of Windows 10. I did that yesterday after finally getting it to boot from USB flash drive. I purchased a cable for my Surface RT which now I really don't need since I got it to run on USB flash drive. Meow I am still trying to place Linux on the Surface RT because will be more functional than running an out dated version of Windows. I found out that I actually over paid on shipping labels and I got my money back a percentage of it back for over paying on eBay shipping labels. Meow so I will probably get the money back tomorrow in my bank account. Today is Wednesday and I am glad that all the political ads are over with. I am currently listening to Baby Metal group on my headphones. I am thinking that I might try again and buy some more T-shirts from Aliexpress since my Naruto plushie got here with no problems. Meow let me see, um well it is cloudy outside currently not raining still but it supposed to in a couple of hours. Meow well sorry I haven't posted any pictures since that one day a couple days ago. Meow I am currently typing this entry with Kylie on the chair with me. I had been talking to my best friend until she stopped talking while I was enjoying my Ramen Noodles. Meow I hadn't had Ramen Noodles until today which was a pleasant change. I had been having leftovers but today I decided to have Ramen Noodles. Anyway I think I might be ending this blog entry for now. I have written a lot. Anyway until next time, bye.

[jc-lambert]

Methinks...

I am going to have to meet the Lamberts in California do a bunch of dope infront of them in many cases drugs they've probably never heard of, go get a car & come at the cost of the credit of those in Emporia...

While padding them with equity and real-estate (as in they get the deeds of everything everyone ever owned in Lyon County and can sit there being white trash pooping babies out of every last poonanny. It's racewar up in this bitch so we need them mass populating while the midgets become paliperidone)

and park that car somewhere in California while the state continues to further fall to the Japanese Communist and Imperialist parties in joint efforts with the Soviet Union. I maintain that if California falls to the Communist World and becomes a Soviet State paying their taxes to Japan: that the territory is more so to be called Yuko's than anyone else, however Russian and Chinese banks would be the people who hold the area in escrow while the coastline is on hiatus and in a state of political flux. 

The Ukraine has become more so a United States Protectorate while the West Coastline becomes more a Soviet Territory.

Sort of a good trade in a roundabout way, especially if at the cost of Canadian Sovereignty.

If and when this occurs...

I would rather be in Soviet Space innocently reading tarot, talking to myself, and keeping frequent contact with 5th Dimensional Creatures of a terrestrial and non-terra nature, which is to include both earth creatures and persons and non-persons alike but frequently relayed and intercepted conversation through the 8th Planet. This will make the cost of realestate in California plummet while also improving the quality of my life. By my life, I mean "insane jackass who's lived off disability and laughed at the losses of crude oil and base resource which are now forced from Alaska into the hands of cousins in Texas".

While Yuko sits there being the Royal House of Tzu...

I would seriously sit there all day in the Asian Districts giving her all the business she wants.

Alka...

Do you want to go shopping? I'm unsure if I will have money or if you would: but the two of us being stock put options against each other one of us would have fabulous sums while the other bankrupted. Truth be told, both of us should be bankrupted but one of us would/should have fabulous resource.

If need be: lets extort everyone in Kansas, especially the small town yokels...

and spend their money eating obnoxious burgers....

I'm sure we can find someone from Kansas who was terrorized out of the state....

and find a way to have a big fat disgusting burger cooked, the kind that makes one puke due to the grease, full of roids off the cannibal enemy demographic....

and pay the lady or gent who cooked it an ungodly sum. Enough to open a few chains.

Let's extort everyone who picked up a small business grant or moved to the city of Wichita with my name in their mouths. Especially if they are midgets or Emporians or anyone I would naturally refrain from speaking to.

We need grenade launchers, short wave radios, and fur coats.

You know, to be terrorist mafiosa yakuza bitches in constant and frequent contact with Asian Forces.

as well as human...

and call it our state of being to just sit there HUMAN in front of their goddamn monkey asses.

Where is Paige Davenport aka Paige Du Berry?

Was that her father who met with me in Vancouver?

He was obviously of her ilk and of her people.

Yeah...

Alka

lets get high.

Wanna smoke liquid cocaine in front of a jewish officer of the law and spend felony sums of money and call them just "spoils of war"?

You know, the kind of boyscouts that could only come from like Washington or Canada or somewhere?

and it be on YouTube, designed to piss everyone in Kansas square the fuck off even more....

You have to try the Mountain Dew Whiskey.

It probably wont be available much longer.

I am kidnapped.

Im located in Wichita.

There are midgets from Portland everywhere. All of them are conspiring against the Luinstra Estate as well as me.

I could use a ride elsewhere.

I want a Miss Monica's buntcake too.

I want a pita plate.

everywhere is closed.

The only thing I can find is goddamn fucking Ramen being served at obnoxiously high prices.

Someone slap Damion and Hans for their business sugggestions, and cut off Amy Mills-Widner's clit. All their women need to be assigned a new pimp, slapped the fuck arround, and cut off they foodstamps and reminded that they dont get do jack shit but sit there with their tongues pierced 3 or 4 times. 

I swear to god this is fucking goddamn hell.

Jeff...

you alive???

Could you do me a favor and slap everyone in Emporia for me?

Um, Lesli's friends.

They all need bitch slapped about four or five times as a warning. They're all party animals about to be at a loss of their humanity, which means they can be sold into slavery. Can we have them picking cotton and sleeping in the ditches off to the side of the plantations?

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I want tea for them. I want paliperidone out of them and their kids.

The coffee is getting to be too extreme.

Paige...

homeschool your children if you can, or send them to Spanish school.

Not that Im telling you what to do, its more so that everyone is stranger danger in ways that cause ouchies and might involve children. 

Like seriously...

fuck these clowns and fuck this city.

Never did nor would I approve of holding any form of stock or realestate in Wichita outside of whatever I sat down with my realestate agent and purchased by myself, alone, without the help of an identity thief.

Everything Hazel and Sam did businesswise: I've always had to report to authorities as it heavily included the redesign Gambino Counterfeit or the manipulation of slave technologies and the forced development of various electronic devices.

[plasticpursesweetpea]

So it was super neat to open up reddit and see Boom-Boom on my front page. And I wrote this fuckin soliloquy because I'm half in the bag and felt some shit.

I fucking love Tabi. Boom-Boom. Because, no matter who writes her (Ellison-A caricature of white trash (FUCK SHIT !@@$#!) or Leah Williams bimbo with a heart of gold), the end result is this fuckin street kid. She grew up poor and alone, she was probably, definitely raped, she developed her powers and was instantly othered, she's a fuckin drunk and probably a junkie and lived out on the road until she got taken in by Xavier and then was instantly used, again. "Hey you're just a baby and your life sucks, but we need you on X-Force because you obviously don't care for "rules" and you have a "beat the shit out of other people" power. Hey, "all that trauma you have, use it". Hey, "Y'know how you're a loner? Breathe it."

Tabi fuckin speaks for the street kid experience. 

No one ever fuckin questions how much she drinks. I love, LOVE, how her and Jubilee are living together and best friends TM. But like, she doesn't even say, "Hey Tabs, maybe chill out." It's almost funny in that it's fuckin not, how the fuckin street rat kid is a drunk. You just roll with it. 

But she's also always on. She's quick as fuck with a retort. Half the reason I love X-Terminators is goddamn Boom-Boom, "You look like Glinda the Good Witch's porn parody." Because Tabi fuckin owns that shit. Gets asked to come along and says "I have shit to do." "Like fuckin what?" "Like finishing this beer for starters? I'll see you there."

It's cute, until you pick it apart. It's the same as my favourite splash panel of her standing and drinking and finishing a fight saying "I thought y'all bitches said we weren't doing anything fun." Tabi is perpetually drunk in the background. Fucked up because she's going through some shit. Fuckin lit, but still a super hero. Her and Jessica Jones would probably be besties over the simple facts of whiskey and "goddamnit again? Fine. Guess I'll suit up."

Maybe I'm reading too much into it (I am.), but it's WHY I love them as characters and why they're my favourites. Because they so clearly don't fucking want to be here. They don't WANT this fuckin headache. But they still save the day. They go aboveboard beyond what a normal bitch would on her third drink by noon, because someone fuckin has to. The whole "I'm too cool for this, but I guess I have time", vibe is a silly, ridiculous act because thats the only way to cope. Be fabulous, dress the part, and fuck shit up half in the bag. Because if you don't, will someone else? Maybe, but I look better doing it: Hold my fuckin glasses. 

I'm fuckin rambling. But, Boom-Boom is my favourite mutant because she so obviously doesn't give a shit, and simultaneously does, more than anyone else, and I get that aa a street kid. As someone who's fucking homeless. Reading into it, it's hilarious that someone who lives in the margins hangs out with bitches whose whole fucking thing is being the light and sound.

Anyways, it's beer 'o clock Sluts and I'm doing my goddamn best. <3

[sweeterthanmydreams]

Second Year: Summer (the Hemming-Byrd Legacy)

[Legacy Challenge Rules] [My Legacy Sheet] [Blank Legacy Sheet] [Intro] [Previous]

Ophelia started out wanting to help her community; rolling into her second summer, she’s finally gotten a taste of success! With her finances in order, she’s been able to make her first charitable donations to causes that she thinks can really make a difference. In addition, her island home has never looked better: though there’s still a ways to go, the trash clean up her and wife Lanuola have been doing is finally starting to show in the clean, more beautiful island paradise around them. It’s all sunshine and roses in the Hemming-Byrd house. Sunshine, roses, and surprises.

It turns out that I did have my mods tuned correct: Lanuola’s abduction has resulted in the first pregnancy of the Legacy! It might be thirty days ahead of schedule, but she seems absolutely stoked about becoming a new parent. At least that’s one of us. Now that they’ve got more finances, I took the chance to do some large scale landscaping to blend their home in with the surrounding area. There’s just something about this lot (Admiral’s Wreckage) that looks jarring when you put a house down. Hopefully the edges of the property are a little more subtle now. Ophelia & Lanuola have managed to clean up enough around the islands that Mau Pel’am has hit the next level of conservation so the landscape improvements are well-timed.

I also have to make a correction: the only-lonely Paparazzi in my save were actually two paparazzi, they just have the exact same haircut so I conflated them. We’ve also got the debut of a third paparazzi (who I thought was the second when writing my notes): welcome to the Save File Izumi Hasegawa. At this point, new paparazzi and fans are just popping out of the woodwork! Ophelia also did some autograph signing, most notable for little Alma Ward. According to MCCC, that is in fact Judith Ward’s daughter; and so the Ward Legacy begins quietly in the background. u-u The start of summer also marks the end of the slog that was the Bestselling Author Aspiration: Ophelia is finally free! I was so sure she was glitched, but she just suddenly started writing Bestsellers one day; thank god.

Lanuola takes over getting art from the Hummingbird Collective placed with buyers in her new selling square; she’s working through the Fabulously Wealthy aspiration. If you want to get a better look at the table setup (and the landscaping) you can find the house on my gallery (DreamingTaffy) under the name Hummingbird Beach Year 2. Marcus Flex becomes the first member of the Hummingbird Collection to become an Elder. Since I’m planning to use Ophelia's one Potion of Youth when she reaches the end of Adulthood, he’ll pass away long before she herself becomes an elder which is a little sad. I’ve started a wall in the club hangout where I’ll memorialize club members who pass with their last painting; this will work for everyone except Duane who will break into my house constantly for a glass of milk but won’t participate in club activities. I’ll get you yet, Duane… (And I will get evidence of his annoying milk habit; stop blocking access to my fridge from across the map, Duane!)

At 1 AM on the third day of summer it’s finally time. Lanuola has gone into labor, so wife Ophelia has taken her to the hospital; everyone here is so much more excited for this than Lanuola is. Daichi Fukuda was late to his own surgery but it’s alright: the machine got started without him; guess Lanuola is popping this thing out herself. Give a warm welcome to the first baby of the Legacy Challenge: baby Beatrix Hemming-Byrd. As an adopted daughter of Ophelia’s lineage, she will be eligible to inherit. The last hurdle she has to leap is randomizing the Child of the Island trait; secretly, I’m hoping she’ll be a spare so I don’t have to baton pass to Ophelia’s heir too soon.

With both of their aspirations out of the way, Lanuola and Ophelia were able to start the Bodybuilder Aspiration together. They spent some time out at the gym to get a break from baby and were absolutely swamped by Ophelia’s fans. Unfortunately, they had to change venues when a werewolf decided this was a good place to rampage. Cut to six hours later in a second location, and two werewolves decided the gym was a hot spot for rampaging… If I had a nickel. Fitness adventures continued to be a hoot: Lanuola, and later Ophelia, decided that jogging in the ocean is clearly the way to go. Gotta love that Sulani patching.

Though Ophelia thought her little alien daughter was kind of weird at first, the two have grown attached and the family only gets closer. Beatrix got to try her first baby food with each mother (papaya from Lanuola & yogurt from Ophelia) and loved them both; she has yet to try a baby food that she doesn’t like and she’s quickly running out of foods to try. At this point, I’m really hoping the trait generator will give her Foodie. In the last hours of the last day of summer, Ophelia and then Lanuola have defeated muscle cramps, werewolf attacks, and annoying glitches to conquer the Bodybuilder Aspiration together. They now will both live a very long life, even after becoming Elders and passing the Legacy down to the next generation. I look forward to having them in the household for a long time to come.

As stated before, you can find the current version of their home on the Gallery under my ID: Dreaming Taffy. The current household is called Hemming-Byrd Legacy 1.3. The current lot is called Hummingbird Beach Year 2; since it includes family photos, you'll need to check "Include Custom Content" to see it.

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[kmsarchive]

Dare to Love Me Making Ep 1~2- Myungsoo Parts

Passionate performance of actors who give it their all

2:28 [Yoonbok who looks good in uniform: The back side that gives off handsomeness And the unflattering gat..?] [Stretching before going to filming] [Filming starts] 🐱I have come here to learns 👥He’s handsome though. his bag is cute! [Yoonbokie who pulls it off well even with a gat] … 🐱🤣 Director’s satisfaction: Lots of laughter from the passionate acting of HS boys that reflect reality] 👥I’m sorry, young master. Off with his head! 👤Ah, that’s great [Hearing others talk behind his back on accident] 👥It got in the way during class, so I asked him if he could take it off but he said “It’s my last duty to become a scholar” 👥Aigoo, young master, what brings you here? this bag, no, they cal it botjim. Let me carry it for you! falls Young master…Off with his head! 🐱ah, I’m out of my mind😂 [A 4 vs 1 attack that will take your soul away] [Kim Hongdo, the only person who approached him without prejudice, Appeared in front of that Yoonbok] 👩🏻the freckles you had are gone now 🐱(I think myungsoo says he's also curious). Did I (Yoonbok) see the derma regularly? Maybe I diligently went to see the derma 👤The freckles are a disguise. A disguise~ [Yoonbok's freckles for disguise] [Even by freckles, his handsomeness cannot be hidden] … [Teasing Yoonbok again] 👥Young master, we were told to draw our family. Why did you draw a 1,000 bill? *Hongdo rehearsing her line (You're the best!) [Hongdo's way of cheering (Yoonbok up)] 👩🏻Yoonbok-ah, you don't need to embarrased for being different. Whether people like it or not, you're cool just the way you are. [Yoonbok is touched by the warm consolation from Hongdo]

4:57 Yoonbok and Hongdo met on the way to throw away their trash [Characteristic of babies: They know how to hide if they are not in sight haha] (So cute) (Really surprised) 👤No, no

[Taking out the trash: Finding Yoonbok walking from far away] (Hongdo is here) [Pretending to not see this…] (Teacher, why are you avoiding me?) (What did I do wrong?) (You're really avoiding me) (I should pretend I didn't know right…)

06:39 👤Seeing Hongdo dance, what do you think of it? 🐱Right now, it’s no joke. This is it! 👦🏻Your soul was taken away? [What Yoonbok is pointing at] 🐱You have to capture that over there. It’s really funny over there [Is Hongdo dancing in a trance]

07:57 Teacher's fabulous dance moves in front of him Instead of a song, dance without music this time [Yoonbok appears in front of her] 👩🏻 Oh! 🐱Hello, teacher [What are the chances of meeting a student at a club?]? 👩🏻 What brings you here? Running into you here make me want to di- (Maximum embarrasment) I'm so happy I could d!e! Like this, they wrap up Hongdo's club scene [Our teacher is the best]

09:03 🐱Today, we finally started the first filming of Dare to Love Me. I hope everyone doesn't get hurt & stays healthy while filming. Even though it's our 1st filming, everyone is full of energy and is lively. I think I can also gain strength with that energy. We're doing a romcom, after all. On a good filming site like this, so we can achieve good results…we, the actors and staff, will work hard to produce good results. Hwaiting!

*may not be 100% accurate

Links: Naver | Youtube 1 2 | IG 1 2 | Twitter 1 2

[knifegiver]

I further need Dick being the one responsible for Brucie Wayne. The two of them are at some charity event or other, just having arrived and Bruce is having half a heart-attack from anxiety, even in his expensive bespoke suit looking like a constipated wet raccoon that had its favourite trash stolen. Dick asks Bruce why he doesn’t just bring a model or something. When Bruce frowns and asks what he means Dick tells him that there’s a reason why the magician in the circus has a pretty assistant or two. If there are pretty women, nobody looks at the guy next to them. Ending with the brutal honesty of a 10-year-old, Bruce gets side-eye from Dick “I wouldn’t look at you, either, B.”

He then points out a woman in an elegant black dress, telling Bruce to go and have a conversation with her and to ask if she wants to be the most talked about girl of the event by hanging from the arm of Bruce Wayne. “You don’t have to really date her. Just offer her the attention that it brings to be with you”, Dickiebird says in the most pragmatic voice ever, which inwardly worries Bruce a whole lot. Why is his little son… eh, ward so blasé about stuff like that???

When the woman turns around, we see that it’s actually Selina in disguise. And Bruce freezes. Deer in the headlight, completely unable to even breathe. Little Dick rolls his eyes and takes matters into his own hands, skips over to Selina and introduces himself:

“Hi! I’m Dick Grayson! My… (he doesn’t know what to call Bruce and is conflicted, the poor baby. He does recover brilliantly, though) Bruce needs some beauty to shield him from people. Will you please come over and save him?”

Bruce can only watch in horror as Selina is led over to him by his menace of a ward. He’s trying to make conversation with an amusedly smirking Selina, being very stilted and awkward because he has the social skills of a lamp post.

Selina takes pity on the man, loops her arm around his, and takes lead. She and Dick try to coach him on how to get through painful conversations with people who want Bruce’s money without scaring them off, or crying himself.

During the event, Dickie is having the time of his life raiding the buffet and getting attention from everyone and their neighbor. And Bruce is being so Bruce, despite his best efforts. The biggest Bruce-nesses are being charmed away by a very fabulous Selina, which gets Bruce to relax a little bit, but only till he remembers that Selina is not actually his date. And that she's likely here to steal something. Which Batman knows, but Bruce doesn't. And what to do about it? And-

Dickie helps further by loudly and publicly being a very adorable child, chatting excitedly with people and being just a little everybody can’t help but fawn over.

For the next Battinson movie I need them to give him Dick Grayson. If ever a Batman existed who would think letting angry gremlin Dick run around without pants to fight crime was a good idea, or even just the best idea in a heap of bad ideas, it’s Battinson.

The movie should start with Batman being on patrol, stopping a robbery or something. To show that he indeed has learned something from the first movie, he takes down the criminal efficiently but not brutally. And he sticks around to make sure the victim is alright.

We cut to a circus tent, happy music, bright colors. We see tiny Dick performing with his parents, everything is perfect as it should be. But then the tone shifts. The happy music begins to lag, colors and shapes get distorted as we see Dick’s parents plummet downwards. Dickie is jumping after his parents, the ground comes closer, the shapes that once were the Grayson’s get closer but more distorted. Just when Dickie is supposed to hit the ground we cut to him waking up in a cold sweat.

Dick is breathing hard, trying to get his panic under control and to keep silent as to not disturb anyone. He flinches when Bruce, standing awkwardly in the corner, in his under-armor and still with the eye grease, asks him if he needs a hug. Poor Dick hadn’t even noticed Bruce was there. He launches himself into Bruce’s arms, who blinks in a pushed-down anxiety attack. After a good long hug Dick tells Bruce that he still smells like the armor, to which Bruce tells him with the smallest, tiniest smile that he wanted to make sure Dick was alright before he went and showered. Dick uses the situation to ask when he can FINALLY come with Bruce on patrol. He has been training really hard and he has become good! It’s time that Batman lets him go on patrol. Bruce panickedly tells him that they will talk about it tomorrow and sends Dick back to bed.

We cut to breakfast. Bruce reluctantly eats actual breakfast. He has to be a good role model for Dick, after all, as Alfred says. After a long awkward silence Bruce blurts out that he doesn’t know how to postpone Dick’s debut as Robin, anymore. He has tried everything, insisting the boy needs more training, giving the little one just one more test for his detective skills. He has no excuses left. Alfred politely snarks that maybe promising the boy that he can go be a vigilante hasn’t been the smartest thing in the first place.

Before they can unpack that, an energetic Dick enters and immediately launches into his explanation on why he should be allowed to patrol for sure! Bruce tries to refuse but is immediately steamrolled by the tiny ball of rage he all but adopted. At the end of the scene Bruce just says “No.” We cut to Batman and Robin on patrol.

[taonpest]

Everyone says "oh my favourite lok characters are Kain, Raziel, Umah, Vorador, Rahab, Melchiah..." and here I am, sticking my hand in the very bottom of the trash can and picking up Zephon, Faustus, Marcus and Sebastian