#my endless rambling

[spirit-praise-and-beauty]

consider this as a hc

transmasc kork :)

I hc this as well!! Good post!

His English voice does it for me. I was 6 months on testosterone before insurance decided to kill that, but my voice sounds incredibly similar to his to a point I can do a near-flawless impression!

May I offer you a related headcanon in turn? His top surgery scars are stylized to look like thorns I think. (Unrealistic it may be, but this is also the game where… well, it’s Danganronpa, nothing about it is realistic.)

[webonchin]

Ouuhhhyheaaa ouuhyhaaa ,FINALLY! FINISHED SOMETHING BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS

First of all thank you all soooo soo much for following or just liking my art, support means alot to me , second you are all so talented and so sweet! even if you don't create content you are all so cool!! Yes you reading this ,you are so cool!! And for last...

Happy new year's eve, may all your dreams come true!

[the-one-who-lambs]

Oh I am having an EVENING. I just got back to school, spent the last 2 days amazingly productive and prepping for finals, and an hour ago I tested positive for COVID.

So then I had to email my students over the Learning Management App (which doesn't keep the formatting of the email site) that class is going be asynchronous tomorrow. At the end of the email, I tried to copy and paste my usual signature. I pasted and hit send too quickly for me to realize it did not copy.

This is an excerpt from the next chapter of the fanfic I am writing.

[canisalbus]

hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128

✦ A Voi ✦

[martybaker]

this is so dreamling coded and meowpheus coded i had to make a post about it

au where dream gets stuck in his cat form and death drops him at hob’s place telling hob this is lord morpheus, and he needs someone to take care of him for a few days until he recoveres (regains his powers to be able to shapeshift back to humanoid form)

imagine hob’s surprised pikachu face when at the end of the week the cat turns into his stranger

​who’s brushing cat fur from his coat and doing his damnest to keep looking regal when facing hob who has in the past days seen him: chase after a flashlight, miss the landing when jumping from a window sill onto the couch, spit cat hairball, beg for tuna cans, get spooked by a garbage bag, demand scratches, throw a tantrum when hob wanted to take him to the vet…

[commanderofwhat]

Do you think Dream ever tells Hob something, or shows Hob something, or even gives him something, and sometimes, for a second, thinks, "Roderick Burgess would be so pissed to see this"

If the immortality wasn't enough to send the bastard into a screaming fit, then it would certainly be bow favored Hob is to a being such as Dream of the Endless, much less fucking Death of the Endless just by being... normal? And cocky about it at the right time and right place and what does he do?

600 years of mundane ambitions, nothing vaguely grabbing at any real power, no study of the occult or even interactions or demands for more

Burgess sacrifice so much time, energy wasted at bargaining with a void until his death, Hob just got everything he wished for by just being lucky enough to end up as two universal forces /joke/

While Burgess rots in hell, Dream of the Endless shows Hob the Dreaming's Library and, yes, Dream revels in how much the old man would have frothed at the mouth to get his stained hands on such books, such knowledge and here was Hob, a peasant now every day professor, who mostly asked for a bit of Dream's time, not even for his benefit, mostly Dream is the one being given wines and teas and whatever foods Hob tries to sway Dream into trying.

Maybe sometimes hell shows Burgess the scenes of Hob tucking Dream of the Endless, a being that survived a century of airless imprisonment like he was the most fragile creature in the world before a movie night

Burgess had to use an entire ritual, a whole cult and countless workers to force the Endless presence, all Hob has to do it smile and shly look away while tugging at an ear to get a visit, a promise, a /deal/

Hob gets to have all the time imaginable and gets to now spend it lovingly close to the most beautiful creature ever conceive while Burgess rots for being the wrong kind of idiot

A scene of Hob being given a dreamstone, something Burgess would have literally killed for, just to let Hob spend even more lucid time in the Dreaming, to protect him from the ever increasing enemies of both the man and the Endless

[merakiui]

SO WHAT IF I LOST MY MIND!!!!! riddle,,,, he's so cute...... 🥺 so excited to have secured the flag that he's JUMPING AROUND IN THE SAND?!?!?!?!?!

[thebitchesterbrothers]

I thought a lot about Hob meeting Death for the first time and of course they’re hitting it off straight away … but what if instead of Dream it’s Hob who accompanies Death while she’s working? Just because he’s a curious brother-in-law and none of the Endless can say no to his pleading cow eyes.

He witnesses how calm and peaceful it can be to leave the living world behind with someone as gentle as Dreams sister to guide someone’s soul.

It scares Dream; what if Hob decides he wants to end his life after all?

But in reality it heals a part of Hob that he never was able to piece back together before.

Eleanor. Robyn. The baby that never got the chance to take its first breath. His memories are still painful, still make him tear up.

But seeing Death do her job makes him feel … grateful. Knowing that she was with them at the end of their days, smiling at them, taking their hands, holding them in her arms.

It also makes him appreciate life even more and he promises to enjoy every single day as much as humanly possible.

[five-and-dimes]

Because I enjoy making myself sad apparently I've decided to headcanon that Dream's whole "making it rain when he's sad" thing started out as a self-soothing gesture.

Like when he was young (or, y'know, young for an Endless) he would get upset and unconsciously make it rain because he loves the rain. He would listen to it patter against the palace walls, or go outside and enjoy the cold, clean air and the water against his face, maybe splash in a puddle or two if no one was looking, and it would help him clear his head and center him and then he felt better.

But then, he overheard and/or maybe someone said to his face something like "oh thank GOD you're feeling better so the rain's finally gone, it was so dreary/depressing/inconvenient/annoying/etc" and Dream was like. Oh. I did something Wrong. I'm being a bad ruler. It doesn't matter if it makes me feel better it's more important to take care of my subjects and make sure they're happy.

So Dream tries his very very best to metaphorically sit on his hands when he's feeling bad but it's hard, it's not something he's fully in control of, and it actually gets worse because now instead of enjoying the rain and feeling better fairly quickly, he feels guilty and frustrated and ashamed which makes him feel even worse which makes it rain more and it turns into a vicious cycle.

I'm not sure if he tells Hob all this or if Hob just puts the pieces together himself, but I think he starts being very open to Dream about how much he loves the rain too (and he's not lying or anything, he really does love the rain, he's just a little louder about it when Dream is around). I think he also gives an impromptu lecture about the value of stimming and how people should respect it (under the guise of something with a student or something idk) and maybe Lucienne and Matthew get recruited to help too, and I haven't figured out how it ends but it ends with Dream learning to enjoy the rain again and wait shit oh goddammit now I have another wip fuck me

[chronicowboy]

PRAYER FOR WEREWOLVES, stephanie burt

[the-cloudy-dreamer]

Gothic Romance Dreamling AU (General Plot)

“Robert Gadling is a professional appraiser who’s being offered a job cataloguing the contents of an old, abandoned family estate.

The former owner Lord Morpheus Endelas, a infamously mercurial painter, went missing months after his only son’s death.

After formal investigation decides to classify Morpheus’s disappearance as a cold case, the remaining Endelas family hires an auctioning house to sell out their brother’s estate.

Through cataloguing the estate Robert begins to know Morpheus and to piece together the last months of his life, particularly the late man’s obsession with something called the “the ancient order of mysteries”.

What does this order have to do with Lord Endelas , late son Orpheus Endelas and Lord Endelas own disappearance?

More importantly why can’t Robert stop having dreams about this man he’s never met before?”

[gallonwghost]

I love Bonnie’s bakery and pyun pyuns bakery guys

[webonchin]

Morning serenity

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in other words AAAAAAAAAA *rips off my hair* i'm jumping!!! them!!! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ This one is special because it's based of my first fanart from one year ago(link) yay!! wich I still find hilarious

[tamaruaart]

Your daily reminder that Kirke didn't turn Odysseus's sailors into pigs because they were men or because she wanted to protect her nymphs, she did it because she was bored. She would've turned them into pigs if they were women as well

[just-prime]

Going broke was never something Hob Gadling had intended to do. In fact, with barely enough money in his account to pay for a hotel and a storage unit, he goes to have a pint with Johanna Constantine, who offers to put him up in the remote and mysterious Dream House, with a long and bloody history. And has been in the Constantine family for centuries, meaning that Johanna has the keys. Hob does not take much convincing. What could go wrong, really? ~ What started out as a Haunting of Hill House AU has now spiraled into so much more, as Hob navigates love, loneliness and his own psyche as he realizes he might not be able to trust his reality.

HOLY SHIT DREAM HOUSE BOOK 1 ACTUALLY UP!!!

I really want to thank @watercubebee for both being the incredible inspiration as well as being the person in the middle of the night that I throw snippets at. I would not have gotten this far without you. T-T

I will be posting new chapters every Wednesday, and for those of you just joining us, I have written all of Part 1 so there will be a consistant posting schedule, at least for a while. The weight has been tied to my ankle and is offically off the cliff.

I really really hope you all enjoy and stick around. It's been an absolute pleasure to have written this. If there are any lore/worldbuilding/random questions that you have, my ask box is always open and I will answer the best that I can, though if it is spoilery territory I might be cryptic.

[martybaker]

Amused by the thought that if we go with the idea that Dream can sense daydreams AND the fact that he can feel the consciousnes of every dreaming person, AND we suppose that if they grew closer with Hob he would become more attuned to his dreams, then Hob can convey pretty much anything to Dream simply by closing his eyes and picturing it real hard.

Anyways yeah you know where this is going they are definitely daydream sexting.

This also leads to funny situations when Dream zones out and starts smiling at the most random moments - in the middle of conversation with Lucienne, in the middle of holding court, in the middle of meetings with various delegations.

Please picture Dream, your king, your lord, with whom you’re having a serious conversation about overpopulated pest dreams that have pretty much taken over a certain area of The Dreaming, picture him suddenly getting a far away look in his eyes and honest to god huffing a laugh. Morpheus. Drama Dream of the Endless. Amused. Suffice to say Lucienne’s eyebrows have risen to the ceiling. What is even more suspicious is when he immediately schools his expression to a neutral look and pretends nothing has happened.